#i need you right now

[sendpseuds]

“You only cho–choke me the way I like.”

It was years into their marriage before Obi-Wan had felt comfortable confessing to this particular fantasy — a fantasy he’d never had before that horrible night. A fantasy he’d never had with anyone but Anakin. A fantasy he tries not to think too much about — terrified of how his husband would react to the request.

Anakin had taken to it with [possibly alarming] enthusiasm.

Obi-Wan had been thrilled.

[I NEED YOU RIGHT NOW]

[ell-can-write]

Ao3 going down right as I'm about to eat is probably the worst thing to happen to me all week.

[bottomofbarrel]

AO3 is down what do i do please help

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

girl why the hell WEREN'T you at the devil's sacrament 👀 that's three sacraments in a row you've missed 👀 👀 👀

[lgbtlunaverse]

The world exists in such a baffling state of simultaneous sex-aversion and sex-hegemony. Every social platform on the internet is trying to banish sex workers to the shadow realm but I can't post a tweet without at least two bots replying P U S S Y I N B I O. People are self-censoring sex to seggs and $3× but every other ad you see is still filled with half-naked women. Rightwingers want queer people arrested for so much as existing in the same postal code as a child and are also drumming up a moral panic about how teenage boys aren't getting laid enough. I feel like I'm losing my mind.

[creed-of-cats]

"If voting changed anything they wouldn't let people do it-" grabs your face THEY DIDN'T JUST "LET" PEOPLE DO IT, MOST PEOPLE COULDN'T VOTE FOR HUNDREDS OF YEARS. PEOPLE OF COLOR ONLY GOT THE FULL RIGHT TO VOTE 50 YEARS AGO IN THE US, THATS BARELY A GENERATION.

IF IT DIDNT MATTER AT ALL WHY WOULD THEY SPEND SO MUCH TIME GERRYMANDERING THE SHIT OUT OF EVERYWHERE?? WHY CAN'T FELONS VOTE?? WHY CANT PUERTO RICO VOTE? WHY DO THEY KEEP SWITCHING DATES AND LAWS AND TIMES AND WHATEVER THEY POSSIBLY CAN TO STOP PEOPLE FROM VOTING?? WHY DO THEY MAKE EFFORT AT ALL??

BEING DISILLUSIONED IS A REASONABLE RESPONSE. BUT PEOPLE FOUGHT AND DIED AND ARE STILL FUCKING DYING FOR THAT RIGHT, DONT SPIT IN THEIR FACE.

[0sbrain]

alternatives for ai to design ocs

hero forge

picrew

the fucking sims 4

your local furry artist

bitmoji

shitty photoshoped collage

DeviantArt bases

zepeto

making edits of your favorite character

searching "dress up game" on the app store

learning how to draw

[tragicallytiredofbetrayal]

Fuck.

After 8 years I'm alone ive every damn thing I could want I buy everything my self I'm moving to my dream home.

But

Still

Arilyn is all I can think about

Every day, every minute, every breath

I long for your touch again love

The feel of your breath on my lips as we kiss

The night sky in your eyes and the moon of your heart lights my life

Its been months and you won't even say my name

I love you but I know I can't have you

My little moon elf.

[blueskittlesart]

Dear Big Brother

kind of a sequel to this comic

[egophiliac]

buckle up lads we're going BACK INTO THE BOOK

[sendpseuds]

4 for I Need You Right Now and 5 for Test Drive!

Okay! Took me a few days but here I am!

4. What detail in I Need You Right Now are you really proud of?

Fuck, I love bad!Obi-Wan...

Honestly, it's not really a detail, but I'm really proud of myself for letting him be truly BAD here. Like, yeah, it's hot and they're both totally into it, but this is clearly a toxic relationship and Obi-Wan is a Bad Guy.

He doesn't feel any remorse about Padme [remorse Anakin has most likely been conditioned not to feel], he threatens to leave because he knows it will scare Anakin, he's clearly withholding...

I think my favorite line in the whole thing is:

But Obi-Wan would never hurt him. Not really.

Not really? NOT REALLY!?!?

He's a bad guy... but fuck is he hot.

5. What do you wish someone would ask you about Test Drive? Answer it now!

What is the car Obi-Wan buys???

I almost put more details about the car in this fic but realized they were just getting in the way of... well of the smut, so I left them out, BUT I do know what the car is:

Mercedes-Benz E-Class Wagon

Okay okay before you go thinking this is boring...

First of all, wagons rock. They just do.

but

BUT

This car has a jump seat in the trunk. Like, a way-way back seat that faces backward.

I'M OBSESSED!

A friend of mine's mom had one of those Volvo's growing up and that jump seat was just the coolest thing to me so...

yeah okay i'll stop now.

x

[from this ask game]

[ninjasmudge]

thats a red flag narinder, get that crown back while you still can

+ top panel without text below the cut

[tariah23]

The manga industry, especially JUMP, needs to hurry up and do away with weekly scheduling for mangaka. There needs to better regulations put into place for their health and safety because this is pitiful. Two weeks - monthly updates should’ve already been the standard for the manga industry at this point. These money grabbers will only continue to put the lives of these artists at stake for the sake of capitalism unless some serious changes are implemented.

[raconteur-wanpi]

Collection of deeply unfunny Vinsmoke family memes to distract myself. I think I'm loosing my sense of sanity. Sorry.

[swiggity-swexual-i-am-asexual]

We all know the semi-canonical ‘all the Robins know to hide/duck inside of Batman’s cape, even as adults’ thing.

We also know that Danny ‘is LITERALLY a ghost’ Fenton sucks at remembering his own intangibility while ALSO forgetting to look ahead of him.

All I’m saying is, Danny Fenton (or Phantom, if you’d really like) would absolutely SLAM into Batman on accident while running on roof tops and Bruce ‘Brooding Instinct’ Wayne doesn’t even think twice about letting the kid hide and scanning around for danger before there’s a record scratch of ‘wait who tf is this?’ kicks in.

[theeroticlover]

Me and You !!!