#i need to write a fic about this stat

[pa1nrema1ns]

It's giving 'fallen prince who seduces the princess of the opposing kingdom and intends to use her in his plot for revenge but falls in love with her instead.'

[seaslimes]

Thinking once more about the F/F AO3 stats issue. Really struggling with the urge to write "issue" there too, LOL.

I know that call-to-action doesn't always go well, and that I exist as a drop in the bucket compared to millions of Tumblrites & AO3 users. But the curse of seeing yet another post which discusses how horri-bad these stats are, when the differences within the individual fandoms is often so manageable. It drives me insane.

There's a couple versions of these "wow, M/M fics are more popular and that's bad because of X issue" posts that have screenshots of laughable disparities. Stuff like 500 more M/Ms than F/Fs. That is a genuinely amusing number, because with the help from a fraction of the thousands who share any post like that, this very scary gap would cease to exist.

So, anyway. I'm considering some sort of fandom roundup wherein I have folks vote on a fandom with F/F to M/M "disparity" which I will then run a "break the ratio" event on. Encouraging people to write fics until the ratio evens. IDK, is that something that people would be interested in? I could be crazy but this rubber room squeaks and I think the rats are talking about me.

[chronurgy]

so I was halfway through writing a post about how after realizing that the dark urge was in a relationship with gale, gortash would lose his shit because gale is so obviously a huge nerd and gortash would be like oh my bane is that what they're into??? Am I like that??? What did they see in me?? But the longer I thought about it. Uh. Two men, both obsessed with power, both would-be gods? Yeah maybe they're more similar than I thought. Methinks durgie boy has a type. And wouldn't that be a disquieting thought for everyone involved

[bartletslesbians]

Actually really want to try writing another "CJ figuring out packing" ficlet in time for my birthday. But it feels so stupid to keep being so excited about that concept while also? Who cares if it's a little stupid? It's fanfic ffs it's allowed to be? But? But? I should actually

[hermitw]

Complaint that the best thing I've ever written might be this fic where Sukuna's milk-dripping tiddies save us from the shibuya incident

[quilleth]

Help I haven't even made significant progress in the game and I'm already thinking of silly little fanfics to write!

If I had a nickel for every time bioware made a sad man with big brown eyes who also happened to be possessed that dragged me into writing, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot, and I can't even say it's odd that it's happened twice now because that is, apparently, my Type

[wizardnuke]

friend/classmate is checking up on my progress with an assignmence i haven't started yet (in my defense it's a literature assignment we discussed In Depth i just have to put the words on paper. anyway.) while im 1/3rd thru writing a tag essay on caleb. please hold bestie im doing something important. category five caleb event

[hoejosatoru]

Oh I want him bad I fear

[nyxi-pixie]

🙁

[enderwoah]

readers will never know how many thousands of words have been deleted due to me forgetting about the ao3 draft deadline

this has probably already been done before but i was thinking about it earlier and got curious

[somethingblu3]

I have no idea how I correlated your essay to fifty shades of grey ngl - 💞

i mean it was about Killing Eve so your not totally wrong.

[kiwiorcore]

tomii hi!! hope you're good and i just wanted to know what you thought about the whole hamilton to ferrari thing? i still don't know much about f1 but even i felt like this was really important 😭 and i love reading anything you say too lol so it's better from you than anyone else 🫶🏽🫶🏽 also unrelated but please talk about tennant's macbeth i'll send another ask if i have to, i'm so curious!! love you and i hope you're doing well!!

hii! sorry for the late response

honestly i don’t think the reality of lewis moving to ferrari has well and truly set in. it’s just a bit confusing for me why he’s doing it cause merc doesn’t stink that badly and ferrari isn’t that good either. i don’t have anything insightful to say it’s just kinda like ‘wait is this seriously happening?’

spoilers for david tennant’s macbeth under the cut i guess??? can you really spoil macbeth?

so my drama teacher chose this production for out live performance review and oh my god was it good. like where do i even start

the staging was so good i loved it so much. i liked the like glass enclosure they had behind the stage. it was such an interesting staging decision. the lighting as well was sooo good. it’s such a joy to analyse. the live music they had added so much to the production it would have not been the same without it

someday i wish to be like max webster because only he could’ve come up with the idea to use binaural sound for the whole production. the witches at the beginning??? i jumped i loved them so much

david tennant was so good for the role of macbeth. he’s got a very insane look about him and he plays macbeth really well

on the topic of macbeth, cush jumbo played lady macbeth so well. i loved lady macbeth in this actually. everything about her made her feel like and outsider from her northern accent when the others had scottish accents and the fact she was the only one wearing white. just ugh i love it

malcolm and macduff had bigger roles in this production than others. i wish ross did as well because i love moyo akande but oh well. the time she was on she was really good she’s literally my idol

the actors playing malcolm and macduff must have had bills due during the scene ross comes and tells macduff his wife and kids are dead because that was the make gut wrenching thing i’ve ever watched. noof ousellam (macduff) portrayed macduff’s emotions so well and ros watt (malcolm) really convincingly made himself seem as if he was on the brink of tears

speaking of ros watt, omg ros watt. i loved everything about him. his physicality during the 2nd prophecy, his pleading with macduff, god everything was perfect. ros watt was perfect to play malcolm especially considering he’s smaller than the rest of the cast. just delicious. he’s got those big sad eyes that i love

noof ousellam as well. big massive sad eyes like that’s baby girl (he’s over six feet tall). when he was all up in malcolm’s face shouting, dear god i loved it. my little pea brain starting whirring. something about their height difference does it for me.

this is getting long so let me finish quickly. lady macduff, her screams were fucking bone chilling. the porter was so funny. his actor does really well in comedies. banquo was so fit omg. the child actor they had playing like all the children (and he died so many times poor kid) was surprisingly good as well

i desperately want to write about this version of macbeth/the cast (the guy playing donalbain has a podcast called putting it together and his interviews with the other cast members are really good) but i fear no one actually gives a shit

[writingwife-83]

Guys, if you read on AO3 please try to create an account. So many of us writers are going to be forced to lock down our fics to registered users out of necessity to help keep AI away, and it kills us because we don’t want to stop any of you from reading.

AO3 is invite only. So if you know an AO3 user, ask if they have an invitation to give you (we’re given invite codes to share with others who want to join) because that’s an easy way to get in. If you don’t know someone you can ask, this is AO3’s instructions for requesting one from them…

I know this seems like an extra step and maybe you don’t think you need it and can just read from people who haven’t locked their fics. But this isn’t just about you as the reader. If you enjoy fics and you want to keep them coming, this is how you support your favorite writers! If our stats and comments plummet, I guarantee writing is going to start going down as well. Nobody wants that! So please consider making an account and signal boosting this as well! 🙏🏻

**NOTE: AO3 indicates (as of today) there’s 48k some people in the queue for invites and they’re sending out about 5k per day. That’s not a bad wait at all!!**

[vampylily]

woke up to new comments on the fic :D im about to squee!! like that girlie from dork diaries.

i know it takes me forever to reply to comments on ao3 (mostly bc i keep clicking on to read them and i take like a five minute break to kick my feet and giggle and twirl my hair and imagine what i'd write in response and then. forget to reply back) and usually it ends up a stale "thank you, i'm glad you enjoyed it!" but know that i appreciate every comment i get, it really makes my whole day and it's so encouraging as a fic writer <3

[patrice-bergerons]

The 'write for yourself uwu' culture shift has done real damage to fic writers imo. I recently had a post on the importance of strategic commenting break containment and I'm surprised by how many strangers who rb it in agreement feel the need to reassure in the tags that they do write for themselves, but...

There is a kernel of truth in the heart of this sentiment--if you only chase stats, you are unlikely to find joy in your writing. At the same time, I think we've veered too far in the other direction.

It is only natural to want engagement and the write for yourself crowd often overlooks how communal an effort fic writing usually is. So many story ideas are born from casual discussions about h/c's and favourite scenes and what ifs and the comment box is a cornerstone of this process. Not only can the discussions in the comment box be a hub for idea generation on their own, but even when the said idea generation takes place in DMs or Discord chats, commenting is often the first/easiest way into befriending authors; it's where community building starts.

Further, the write for yourself crowd similarly overlooks that the things a writer can write for themselves are often vast and many at any given time, and relative engagement levels across fandoms/ships can play a large part in which of those ideas a writer chooses to pursue--or whether they choose to publish their finished work at all.

In sum, I don't think we need to be this apologetic as writers for wanting feedback and engagement for what we post -- writing is hard work and it's only human that we want something external out of it in turn, however rewarding the process might intrinsically be.

[takuma-talkz]

Please please PLEASE I need the smuttiest fic with daisuke stat!! I've pretty much read all the daisuke content I could find and omg I need MORE!!!!

it can be headcanons or a one shot. literally anything I just need it to be smut pretty please 🥺

Preferably afab reader but im absolutely okay with gn reader ofc!

He's just so adorable I fiend for daisuke content

sincerely, 🌺anon

My Girl is Filthy!

AKA Daisuke founding out that his girlfriend is a tumblr writer <3

requested: Smut

Reader: Female

A/N: I saw this request yesterday before I went to bed but I was eepy :( / wrote this while listening to Chase Atlantic.

IF YOU REQUESTED SOMETHING FROM ME, IM WORKING AS FAST AS I CAN🎀

Daisuke returned just a few months ago from his stupid internship in space.

You were his amazing girlfriend, who waited for him this whole time.

Daisuke loved and respect you so much. His mom and dad loved you too.

To everyone, you were the most sweet, loyal and innocent girl ever.

just don’t let them see your phone. Specially that little dark purple app called Tumblr.

on tumblr, you were known as Cinna_Rites You were known for your oneshots about your boyfriend under the alias, DJ.

but you just don’t write any kind of onshots. You were the most filithest, arousing content around.

You always touch yourself to the content you write, imagining it was your boyfriend actually doing those nasty things to you. But you’re too shy.

even when Daisuke returned home from space. you were ready for your first time having sex with him but you just couldn’t bring yourself to ask him to fuck you.

Currently you were showering while your boyfriend was setting up for movie night. Daisuke had the snacks, the sodas and the blankets all ready. He paused when he saw your phone vibrating on the coffee table. He’s conflicted about looking at your phone without you around. He feels like he’s invading your privacy.

but he remembers countless of times where you expressed it was okay for him to touch your phone.

Daisuke and you have the same password for your phones. He unlocks your phone and sees…

99+ notifications from Tumblr?!

why were you on tumblr?

tumblr doesn’t exactly have the most safe-for-work reputation. He opens the app and now sees why you’re on this app.

Now, he knew you were good at writing but the nasty shit you have been writing on this app was something else.

He closes the app and turns around to put it back on the table. He’ll just act cool and ask you later about it. Just as he looks up, he meets wide, embarrassed eyes.

“Daisuke, I-i can explain!” You try to excuse yourself from the embarrassment.

He waves his hands in defense. “No, baby! Relax, it’s okay! I shouldn’t have been peeking in the first place!”

The entire time. Daisuke sat an uncomfortable distance away from you. You hated it. You pause the movie to face him.

“Daisuke, please don’t shy away from me.” You played with your hands in your lap.

he cups your face. “Baby, I’m sorry. It’s just, I-uh”

he cleared his throat. “I’m not gonna lie. I wasn’t expecting you to match my freak like that.”

you giggled. No matter how embarrassed you were he proceeded to make you laugh.

“You had been gone and I wanted you to be my first time. This was the best way I could vent my urges properly.” You explained and told him everything about how you felt about his internship.

“I’m sorry you felt that way, baby.” Daisuke pulls you close. “Trust me, I’m never doing any of my mom’s suggestions ever again!”

his hand slipped under your shirt. “Do you still feel that way? Do you still want your first time to be me?”

“Oh, baby —fuck.” Daisuke groans, head falling back against the couch.

currently, you are between his legs. Lapping at the tip of his cock, swirling your tongue around it slowly. You were being careful, remembering back to the tutorial video you watched.

Breathe through your nose, cover your teeth and use your tongue.

You felt your panties dampen. You tap his thigh to get him to spread out a little more. He gives you more room to work, and you take in more of his cock. Bobbing your head along his length, he huffs and groans fighting the urge to thrust his hips into your warm mouth.

You put his hand on your head, urging him to use your mouth to pleasure himself.

“You sure?” Daisuke held back a whimper.

You moan on him, giving him a thumbs up.

He smiles, pushing down on your head just a little to fit some more inches in your mouth. He moans louder, guiding your head to the way that makes him feel good.

“Pop off, baby. I don’t wanna cum yet. I wanna try eating you out.”

You took a deep breath, after releasing Daisuke’s cock.

“It tastes funny.” You giggled, as he laid you against the couch.

Your panties were gone and your legs were on either side of his shoulders. He kissed your clit softly and you moaned softly.

“Daisuke—! Ah, too much—!” You whimper, trying to push his head away.

He sucked at your clit, releasing it just to flick it again with his tongue. His fingers pump in and out of you. Daisuke moaned into your pussy, he’s in love with the taste of you.

“Fuck, baby—so fuckin’ good.” He reaches up to pull at your nipple. You convulsed and clench around his fingers, pulling at his hair.

Daisuke pulls back. “I want more so bad but I want you cumming on my cock more.”

You both share a passionate kiss before he lines up his cock with your entrance.

“Wait, can I choose the position?” You asked timid, scared he might say no.

“Of course.” He smiles, watching as you get up and turn around. Bending over the couch’s arm to support your weight with your ass facing him.

“From behind?”

“yeah, it what I mostly write about.” Your embarrassment grew.

He chuckles and kiss the back of your head. He spent a few good minutes stuffing his cock into you. He groans, fully bottoming out inside of you.

“Oh Dai, please move—please!” You grind back against Daisuke, he puts a hand on the back of your neck and the other went to hold down your wrist.

Daisuke thrusts at a steady pace inside of you. He moans at the feeling of moving along your walls.

With his hand on the back of your neck, it was hard for you to moan properly. Broken gasps and moans escaped you, you throw your hips back against him.

“Dai—ah! I can’t take! Can’t take it—! It’s too much!”

“You’re so strong, baby. You can—fuck—take it, I know you can.” Daisuke adjusted his leg to thrust faster. He leaned over your figure.

“Was this one of the situations you wrote about?” Daisuke chuckles.

He drags you more on the couch, and places both on the back of your head and pushes your head into the couch. Hips driving into your ass faster now.

You scream but it’s muffled. You swing your arms back to push his hips away, but it doesn’t to anything to deter him.

The ever building coil your stomach snaps unexceptedly. You squirted all over his dick and he groaned loudly.

He pulls out and cums on your ass. He pulls you against his chest and kisses your temple.

“I love you so much, babygirl. Thank you for letting me be your first time.” He nuzzles into your neck.

You chuckle lightly. “Love you too, Dai.”