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ASG 2020
#goes without saying i gasped#everybody loves mitch!#mitch marner#travis konecny#besties !!!#i need to keep this safe#hockeyposting#hockeyedit#*
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main take aways from Halloween (1978) rewatch:
michael myers is canonically 21??? this bitch should be at the club
*sees tiddies* ***MURDEROUS RAMPAGE NOISES***
that's it that's the movie
outside of the fact that everyone who has sex is murdered by the narrative, this is a surprisingly chill portrayal of female sexuality? these teen girls are horny and actively enjoying Getting It On with their boytoys. no pushy boyfriends sneaking in through their bedroom windows--these ladies are taking the initiative to sneak out and GET SOME. one of them gets laid and then immediately orders her boyfriend to get her a beer. (yes she gets Slashered soon afterward, but so does the boyfriend so honestly, gender equality.) yes the Final Girl is the only one not having sex, but she's not bullied for that, nor are her friends slut shamed except possibly by being murdered by the narrative
actually the only character who is shown being morally condemned on-screen is michael myers. specifically FOR his violent overreaction to other people's sex lives. (people he is spying on). metaphorically, the villain is American Puritanism sticking its judgy nose into other people's business.
aka Michael Myers Is A Republican
but actually the real villain is the doctor. guy's a judgemental, shaming, pathologizing asshole. and he's been in charge of michael's care since he was SIX YEARS OLD? kid never had a chance. i'd go on a killing spree too
also the parents. where are the parents? it's halloween night and all the teenage girls are home babysitting their younger siblings? come to think of it, michael's first victim was his own older sister, whom he killed while she was babysitting him. teen girls are really shouldering a labour burden here. maybe parentification is the true villain
side note: mike commits his first murder wearing a clown costume...which is never referenced again? his 'iconic' costume is a generic mask and wig and jumpsuit, when we coulda had a Killer Clown Michael Myers??? travesty
i like how the Final Girl and her friend casually smoke weed in her car. yeah she's an honor student and her friend is the sheriff's daughter. yeah they smoke weed. so what it's 1978
(to reiterate, mike is 21 and should be at the club. im not saying he shouldn't be rampaging, im saying it's sad that he broke out, tasted freedom for the first time in his life, and immediately snuck back into his childhood home to go rampaging. let's have a remake where he goes to a nightclub and has a few beers. maybe some slutty dancing. then rampage)
oh no he's hot
#HALLOWEEN#halloween the movie#michael myers#do you think he's a mike? mikey? to his friends? if slashers had friends?#i'll be honest i was expecting this movie to be way more of a bitch to its female characters#i mean yeah they died but so did some dudes#there's just a lack of cattiness compared to the way most later movies portrayed teenage girls idk#yeah the Final Girl is a Virgin and a Bookworm. but there's no bullying or any strong sense that's she's morally superior to everyone else#mostly she AND the other girls feel a bit sorry for her lack of a social life. one even tries to set her up with a date to the school dance#solidarity! trying to get your nerd friend laid!#overall it's just teenagers being teenagers and then a slasher comes in and ruins everything with his Lack Of Chill#like yeah dude sometimes teenagers have sex. get over it#also something to be said about how while the girl who survives is the one who isn't sexually active and dresses conservatively...#ultimately those things aren't ENOUGH to prevent her from being targeted#you could say that the other girls 'provoked' the villain (the same way women irl are so often accused of provoking their attackers)#but ultimately that doesn't keep the Final Girl safe. it just delays the inevitable.#because violent men never need excuses. no matter how eager society is to provide them.#ultimately she is at the mercy of the same violent whims because it was never her behavior that invited the violence.#gendered violence doesn't need an invitation.#also she doesn't save herself the doctor saves her#it's not her actions or choices that put her in danger OR save her from it--once again it is the whim of a man#no this wasn't intended to be a feminist movie it's just fun how you could argue it that way
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#pix doodles#idk lmao š itās a little friend thatās also an alarm I guess#š I need happy au#also even though Iām not really hyperfixating on the game I miss drawing comics hhhh#so hereās thissss#mouthwashing#captain curly#anya mouthwashing#daisuke mouthwashing#yayyyy#itās like a chihuahua I promise they help keep you safe by being loud af š
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Thinking about DP x DC Jason Todd being a revenant again. Here's my scenario. Jason gets called that by some ghost. He's like "what the fuck is that supposed to mean?" He's heard the term before but he doesn't know any actual lore. He googles it. He scrolls past the Leonardo DiCaprio bear movie. He opens the wiki. Sees the words "animated corpse" and gets a chill diwn his spine. He starts reading the first section.
He closes Wikipedia.
That night he has a nightmare that his family buried him, again, this time with precautions. He wakes up in his own grave, full of stones, too heavy to move, to scream.
#CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT THIS#like reading this section in the context of jason is SO HORRIFYING#the idea of someone knowing it was possible for him to come back. to wake up down there. and wanting to keep him there#stay dead. we want you dead. you're too troublesome alive. you're meant to be down there.#so anyways. jason internalizing all this shit and feeling uncomfortable in his own body because he's thinking of it as a corpse#and of himself as haunting a place he doesn't belong#and then meeting danny and danny says 'wow you're a revenant aren't you! The dead so restless they can't bear to stay in their graves'#and he smiles. 'You're amazing. Your will is so strong'#and the Ghost King tells Jason 'You're alive but that doesn't mean you aren't one of mine. I will come for you'#and batman says 'we will keep you safe from that entity and his threats. you don't belong to him'#and jason says 'he didn't mean i was his possession. he said i was his responsibility. he said he would help me if i ever needed him'#and bruce sees the faraway look in his son's eyes and doesn't know what to say#okay I'm done#for now#dp x dc#dpxdc#revenant jason todd#danny phantom#dc#batfam#jason todd#my rambles#my writing
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It all started with someone elseās hc that Donnie has an innocent/benign heart murmur on Discord and ended with āwhat solidified leo as the team medic?ā and I have not recovered...
Bonus, after three days of extensive research and not a wink of sleep:
#rise donnie#rise leo#rottmnt#rise of the tmnt#disaster twins#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#I think about medic leo sm guys#I love to think leo is a closeted egghead and actually reads a lot but mostly about medicine and anatomy#he just needs to keep his fam safe:ā)#if he hadnāt been serious about it before he definitely was after thatā¦..
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I love the idea that Mipha and Link are both fiercely protective of each other, but while Link is more of the cliche āmust protect my wifeā, Mipha is like, feral
#you just never see it cuz Link rarely needs protection#but Mipha will burn the world if it means keeping him safe#idk I just need more wives to be protective of their husbands#miphlink#Mipha#link#breath of the wild#age of calamity
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nsbu fans listen to me, listen, most of the cast hasn't had an Ify moment yet where they talk directly to their ?? alter egos?? and before we see dynamics unfold with other characters I need everyone to consider: Liv and Kingskin as unwilling father and his newfound ride or die child trope that is all
#I know I can't be the only one thinking about it#Give me huge dangerous mob boss firmly telling Liv she needs to get a spine and stop letting people push her around#reminding her she has an entire mob at her disposal and to keep herself safe she should be maximizing#how many other people are willing to die for her/kingskin#do you see the vision people#Someone tell Liv she's allowed to take up space and make decisions for herself based on what SHE wants without apologizing#I just think it would b neat ok#is he a dangerous mob boss with a violent streak and a potential drug problem?#yes but he could also be father shaped if I believe hard enough#never stop blowing up#d20 never stop blowing up#dimension 20 nsbu#nsbu#liv skyler#kingskin
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What is the relationship between Michael and Gregory like?
Iād say like dysfunctional brothers
#ask reply#I think Gregory finds Michael cool#but also isnt afraid to make fun of him or fight him#Michael on the other hand is a bit more complicated#Michael sees a lot of himself in Gregory#so heās more blunt with Gregory than say he is with Abby#but even with that he has a need to protect and teach Gregory to keep himself safe#Michael would never consider himself a ādadā#but he is in ways taking up that role#I think if I do more comics with them the more āfather-sonā dynamic will shine through more#as of now they are same wavelength brothers š
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questionable influence..
personal opinion: just like with everything else, ram and zen complement each other, including internet humor
the balance is preserved
#if you wanna know where ram knows it from#i think its safe to assume he would research every way of bullying ppl#online trolling included#i need to stop making high effort gags about fps game#but i dont want to#overwatch#overwatch 2#zenyatta#ramattra#genji#ow#ow2#sorry for the 1000 edits my tired brain keeps finding mistakes in this mess
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i really like the hc that magic loved arthur and protected him until merlin came into the picture but very specifically bc it means his idea of like. the laws of physics and How Nature Works would be completely warped. the reason why all those miraculously falling branches didnt raise any questions? its been happening to him his entire life
#like sorry. the headcanon that magic loved arthur is so very dear to me. its So So dear to me#that it looked out for him? literally made him and was fond of him bc of that?#like thats crazy. i Love It. anyway#i also like the idea of people being like āWHAT THE FUCKā and hes just like. um? thats normal?#no sense of natural laws of physics at all just whatever magic needed to do to keep him safe was his normal#bbc merlin#arthur pendragon
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*Placing this down and scuttling away*
#fence posts#hermitblr#I . I donāt even know if I wanna tag anything else ikm too scared. this was meant to be a safe place AWAY from the ccās ..#WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE MIGHT SEE THIS.#impulsesv#(<scared but I need to keep these darn tags organisedā¦ sigh..)#this is targeted btw#you know who you are.
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wanted to draw hjyj + i want yoojin to rest more so this was born
#hjyj#sctir#the s classes that i raised#my s class hunters#sung hyunje#sung hyunjae#han yoojin#guys i started reading s class yaoi i mean hunters#its very very good#i just think that the scene in the swiss alps was drawn so beautifully i felt like taking a nap there would be life changing#personally think yoojin needs to rest more#surely he doesnt have a nap resistance in swiss alps skill#so he schleep#yoojin just falls asleep like that bc he knows hyunje will keep him safe#i love them a lot btw#also hyunje's face was like really hard to draw#the system was telling me hey! ure drawing skill rank is not high enough to draw that SSS-rank face! sorry#pls read this on webtoon hehe
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Mithrun being a mostly autonomous disabled person with caretakers is incredibly important to me, building up routine habits in order to "fully function" while also still requiring help is so real tbh
#I too have a caregiver even though I'm considered somewhat functional#I think people under estimate the amount of help people with certain disabilities need even if they're not fully visible#mithrun being capable of walking talking and being a leader while still having people around him who will remind him to eat or sleep#keeping him safe when breaking down#help him get dressed in the morning when he can't be bothered to remember how to do it himself#that is incredibly real to me#anyway I hope this post doesn't get destroyed#dmd tag#delicious in dungeon#dungeon meshi#mithrun#these are thoughts I shared with my bestie so shout out to sky for that
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#need to rip him apart#very lovingly#i need to live inside his ribcage#he'll keep my safe i know he will#mayor of loserville#toji
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a very sweet & loving stankyle kiss i commissioned from @currrsy šš
#sp style#south park#aaahh this still feels so dreamy i need 2 keep staring at them forever and ever#the little details!!!!! just agh love the way their hair looks so fluffy and messy and its still my fav thing about cursys stan#poor baby always looks like hes in need of a good rest and here it looks like kyle can kiss him until he falls asleep#kyles got him hes safe in his arms ;;#the little hearts were such a cute little bonus ^_^ and the green shade was exactlyyyy what i had in mind !!#and all their freckles & beauty marks so so love i kissie each and every one āØ + stans dark circles mwah š#my heart is so full and happy thank you so much cursy!!š#š
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