#i need chrollo

[gitikrait]

thinking ab allumi 😭😭😭 love my girl ngl

[queijac]

I'll live the rest of my life as a villain.

[ddarker-dreams]

yan chrollo has a not-so-subtle obsession for 'helping' you put things on.

the dresses he picks out for you have zippers along the back, necessitating his involvement. he drags the process out on purpose. his fingers will ghost from your bare spine upwards, stopping at the nape of your neck, where he'll sweep any stray stands of hair away. hurrying him up is a fruitless endeavor — he somehow goes even slower if you tell him to pick up the pace.

"we don't have all day," is met with him replying:

"but we'll have all night."

so it's better you let him carry out his 0.5 speed maneuvers.

still, that's nothing compared to him sliding your tights into place. he isn't big on the patterned kinds, preferring them black or sheer. he'll have you sit on the side of the bed while he kneels before you. the intensity behind his stare while he quietly rolls the fabric up makes you shiver, even in the height of summer. he's so taken with his task that any nervous prattling on your part is met with noncommittal hums. it's the one time you wish he'd keep a conversation going, as the silence is heavy.

this behavior bleeds into everything.

during the colder months, he helps you in and out of your coat. necklaces, bracelets and anklets are clasped around you with reverence. this extends to your cosmetics as well. he'll trace his thumb along the outline of your lower lip, claiming to have seen 'a smudge,' that both of you know to be nonexistent.

don't mistake these acts for that of a gentleman. it's for his satisfaction, above all else.

[chrollogy]

chrollo fucking you in several different positions while muttering sweet praises in your ear. he’s got your body bent, and pinned against the sheets in all the lewd ways he could think of while mercilessly driving his cock into your sopping cunt yet that doesn’t stop him from whispering saccharine words. “that’s it just like that.” “since you’ve been good, why don’t you give me one more, yeah?” “i know baby, just a little more. you’re doing so well.”

it’s almost laughable at how chrollo’s voice greatly differed from his sinful actions—as though he wasn’t hitting all the sensitive spots inside you, as though you weren’t watered down to a cock-drunk mess with tears, and saliva unceremoniously rolling down your face. chrollo muttered those praises into your ear with such heat, and passion, almost like a sacred prayer to a god—you—and he, your devout follower.

locked in a full nelson? chrollo would crane his neck just enough for his lips to reach you, and amidst the lewd noises of skin to skin, his praises nibble at your ear like sweet kisses. bent in half with your legs slung over his shoulders? chrollo would shamelessly gasp into the ceiling above at how good you felt around him, exposing the length of his bobbing throat. prone bone? chrollo would turn your head to the side, and mutter sweet nothings into your lips, your hot breaths locked in an intimate dance—maybe even a series of i love you’s in between.

it was beyond your comprehension how chrollo was able to form coherent sentences but you knew one thing for sure, he meant every single word.

[monosanimegenericzone]

Hunter x Hunter: some interesting things i noticed in the hisoka vs chrollo fight

because this fight wont leave my head.

i am BEGGING someone to animate this. toei, mappa, bones, pl e a s e. hear my cries.

chrollo is sanji fr

he attacks exclusively with his legs

for the entirety of the fight

and while his blows aren't harming hisoka as much as he'd like, he is still striking with an absurd amount of force.

he's also striking with primarily his right leg. with the exception of his last blow which was a particularly spicy midair dodgeroll. so that implies he's right handed, which does make holding the book in his right hand a big ol problem.

but damn sir. the kicking is insane.

the reason chrollo wasn't able to block hisoka's surprise attack and why hisoka was very capable of withstanding 5 chrollo kicks straight to the dome was probably because of Ko. Hisoka was on defense for the entirety of this fight, he was probably using Ken or Ten to block most of the damage, and Bungee Gum is a relatively low aura cost ability. therefore, hisoka has a (pure guesswork) 20:80 attack to defense aura ratio.

meanwhile chrollo is maintaining his book which is a ???? aura cost. i genuinely don't know. and the abilities he uses are completely free of charge unless specified otherwise. like, unless i read the explanation wrong, he literally can use any ability he wants for free. and that is busted as shit.

but, he is not a natural enhancer. in fact he has a 20% efficiency in enhancer techniques so his offense and defense are significantly weaker than hisoka's purely based on those stats. but, he's making the most of it and if i had to guess, was striking hisoka with Ko as hard as he could.

that leaves the rest of him defenseless if we're going to assume a 5:10:85 ratio of Hatsu, Ken and Ko. which is why hisoka was able to draw blood with one strike and chrollo had to strike five times.

IT AINT THAT HISOKA CRAZY STRONG IT THAT CHROLLO OVERCOMPENSATING ATTACK FOR DEFENSE. which was smart in the moment, but was that honestly calculated? sir your pretty face got messed up ;-;

AND. he changed hats >:O

well he changed entire fits but thats beside the point. look at his silly little hat.

this is a . . . .

nen nerd post?

it's part nen nerd part hello mr lucilfer.

[hvcrver]

Sometimes you sat there, thinking.

It's not about anything in particular- just thinking. Chrollo always seemed to want you to spill the delicacies of your thoughts to him, lapping up both your vitriol and your tears with that same, eerily content look. Too practiced to be genuine, too forthcoming from a man of his temperament to be anything but a caricature of humanity. Yet so he still seemed like the cat who got the cream when he eventually chipped off a piece of what made you, you.

You weren’t sure if he’d ever give those pieces back. It seemed like he savored every fragment he picked apart from the recesses of your mind, hoarding them away in his memories like a valued piece of art, a priceless antique. It was impossible to decide whether or not he’d peel away piece after piece of your shell until the soft, delicate hopes and dreams were laid bare in front of him.

Whether he’d take that, too.

[aiphosss]

my phantom troupe obsession is going to be the death of me

[museofreverie]

i'm on my knees begging wooyoung to cosplay chrollo lucilfer for this year's halloween like i know he had acknowledged he's kinda looking like howl pendragon these days but like WALK WITH ME ON THIS CHROLLO VISION PLEASEEEEEEEEEE

[amandasmurfee]

Daily hisokuro 6.28 no.2

[i-write-things]

If Chrollo were a meme, what would he be?

Personally, he gives off the, 'A person who thinks all the time has nothing left to think about except thought.' meme.

If you tell him this, he'll be confused about the meme part and then go on like a whole philosophical conversation/debate about the quote itself and totally miss the fact it was just you making a joke.

Similar to how you would tell your parents a joke and they would turn it into a whole ass lecture.

[tonberry-yoda]

GUYS I WANT CHROLLO SO BAD

[effei-s]

the ungodly yell i let out when i saw this:

CAAAAANOOOOON

[ddarker-dreams]

How much do you think it takes to fluster the husband rotation???

it doesn't take much?? not most people's definition of 'much', at least.

for chrollo, overhearing you talk about him (whether it be on the phone or you haven't noticed him standing there yet) gives him pause. it's in instances like these that people reveal their true colors. he's confident in his ability to read you, sure, but hearing your unfiltered thoughts out loud? that's an opportunity he'd kill for. metaphorically and literally. he waits with bated breath, almost embarrassed by his anticipation. you'd think he was a school girl eavesdropping on her crush. and when he hears you not only call him handsome, but emphasize just how much you enjoy your discussions with him? those very discussions that he cherishes dearly? he smiles without realizing it. faced with death, his heart remains steady. faced with anything related to you, it can't slow down.

gojo is, to the surprise of no one, kinda weird. you could huskily whisper the naughtiest line into his ear — he'd just grin and flirt back. he gets so caught up in outdoing you that he forgets to feel embarrassed. want to leave him speechless and knock the air from his lungs? it's surprisingly simple. steal one of his shirts, wear it as your PJs, then doze off waiting for him to return home. he secretly feels bad that his work hours are so erratic. he'll tell you not to stay up for him, but that doesn't mean he isn't touched when you try. the idea of you sitting there, fighting to stay awake because you want to spend time with him? cupid's arrow couldn't compare to the emotions that makes him experience. this, along with the added bonus of his too large shirt engulfing your form does him in. gojo takes enough pictures to necessitate buying additional cloud storage.

for scaramouche..................... just be nice to him without ulterior motives. that's it. no, really. he can't comprehend kindness. he understands transactions, where anything done for the sake of another is still ultimately for one's own benefit. this cynicism has helped him navigate fatui politics yet impedes any personal growth. brew him his favorite bitter tea, organize his belongings, gift him a homemade trinket; he'll flitter through multiple emotions. suspicion, confusion, then, finally, this warm sensation in his supposedly hollow chest that he can't find a word for. this little act haunts him. he can't stop obsessing over it. he wants to find proof that you're like every other wretched, self-serving creature in this world — (or does he?) — but his investigation proves unsuccessful. confronted by this undeniable reality, he's left to wrestle with the implications. you're genuinely thoughtful (ew) and most egregious of all, he likes it (ew x2). this is going to be his undoing, isn't it...?

blade is similarly simple. you needn't jump through hoops of fire to get his obstinate heart pounding. as for what does him in most effectively — your greetings. it's why he shows up unannounced. you'll freeze, giving him a once over, eyebrows cutely scrunching together as your brain puts two and two together. then stars twinkle in your eyes. you glow with the radiance of a thousand suns, running at him, your arms outstretched and legs keen on jumping. he catches you with ease. he's grateful that your face is buried into his chest. otherwise, you'd spot how the tip of his ears go red. what has he ever done to deserve such an enthusiastic welcome? nothing, as far as he's concerned. he doesn't deserve it, doesn't deserve you, yet here you are, excitedly rambling in his arms over his return. he'll say he just happened to be in the star system and decided to stop by. don't believe him. he traveled across the universe for you.

[chrollogy]

hello yue🌸 how do you feel a recently kidnapped darling would handle an upcoming period with Chrollo? and how would he react? I feel like he’s the type to make her give him affection in return for some pads or tampons, or would he ac have mercy and give his darling her stuff, along with his hands to make the cramps go away?

hi hi nonnie !! i finally got to your wonderful ask >< thank you for this !!

Chrollo’s darling would most likely try to hide it at first thinking they’d be fine without any help from Chrollo but it gets to a point where they would definitely need sanitary products so I feel like they would hesitantly talk to him—all timid and shy—and tell Chrollo about their period. Without a doubt, he sees this an opportunity for him to finally tear down the stubborn walls of his darling, so Chrollo would be the type to use this situation in his favour. Strategically, so. He’d make his darling beg and ask for his help because he needs to hear it come out of their mouth loud and clear—a little reassurance wouldn’t hurt, no?

And when the words he’s been waiting to hear finally reaches Chrollo’s ears, a sense of pride blossoms across his chest, and his insides turn to putty because of how adorable his little darling looks begging him like that all flustered and glossy eyed, lips quivering with frustration. But fret not, Chrollo is here to help at last. He’d buy his darling anything they need (or don’t need)—from pads and tampons all the way to the sweet treats they crave during their cycle because that’s how much he loves them. But it doesn’t stop there. During the nights his darling cannot sleep because of cramps, Chrollo would be there to help too.

He’d be the big spoon and wrap his large arms around his darling and massage the parts where it aches—their chest, their abdominal area, their back, Chrollo’s hands are there to ease the sharp pain. He’d kiss his darling’s tears away as it rolls down their cheeks and maybe even whisper sweet praises with how well they’re handling the pain. But if all that doesn’t suffice .. Chrollo has a few naughty tricks up his sleeve to help his darling relax and relieve their pain.

What better way to deal with pesky cramps than period sex? At first, Chrollo would be innocently massaging his darling’s abdominal area but from time to time, his hands start dipping lower and lower until his fingers find their way underneath the waistband of their pants, hovering just above where his darling’s clit would be. It’s a bit thicker due to an extra layer from the pad but that doesn’t stop Chrollo from deftly circling his fingers on their clit.

Soon enough, his darling’s pain-filled whimpers turn into ones brimming with pleasure and pure satisfaction, and it doesn’t take long for Chrollo to place them on his lap—pants and underwear long discarded—and ease them down on his hard cock. One hand secured around his darling’s hips, guiding them up and down while the other gently playing with their swollen tits to help with the pain. Maybe Chrollo would even use his mouth to on their nipples.

Chrollo doesn’t care how filthy the sex is if it means helping them with period pains. And most importantly, if it means getting to finally fuck his beloved darling and put them at his mercy.

[dear-bunnie]

I know why a lot of Hunter X Hunter fics are centered around York new city because it’s basically New York living out in the city fancy but like we can’t hang around heavens arena? Take a vacation with chrollo on whale island let’s switch it up yall! Study that HxH map.

[hvcrver]

animals fucking hate chrollo. i live by this there's no way he passes most semi-intelligent animal's vibechecks.

now, i propose an offer to you: cat cafes.