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youmissedone · 5 months ago

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4, 6, 11, 19 for the mun and muse questions!

Questions For the Mun | { I'll do these for both movie and game verse Carlos! }

4. If you could tell your muse one thing, what would you tell them?

Movie verse: Already answered here! ^_^

Game verse: I'd tell him... bruh. You've gotta open your eyes a little better, heh. Pay attention. Don't assume. If someone's doing things that seem shady, don't just gloss over it. Game verse Carlos is just a little bit too trusting for my taste? Or maybe it's that he continues to give people the benefit of the doubt way past what their behavior might suggest is fair, heh. And I mean... it worked out for him? I guess? He didn't die a horrible death due to betrayal, so I guess it's fine, but... I feel like he got lucky, heh. He just needs a bit more distrust in him or something. Be prudent and safe, dude. XD

6. If you had to take one positive thing away from your muse, what would you take away?

Both verses: Hmm... I guess, just... that it's worth a try. In general. It's worth a try, so... try. I tend to throw up my hands and get in my own way a lot when I've got a problem to overcome that seems insurmountable, and I think I could do with a bit of Carlos' perseverance with regard to situations that look bleak, heh. He's just got this attitude of... sure, this is likely to fail, but we've gotta do it, if it works we're golden, and I'm a crazy dude who lives on adrenaline so let's do this. XD Nothing seems to get in his way, he's just undaunted by odds of failure or baddies in this path or time constraints or anything. He just powers through it because it has to get done. I could really use some of that, heh.

11. What do you hate about your muse?

Game verse: HIS HAIR. IT'S ATROCIOUS. I MEAN... WHAT EVEN IS THIS?!

Like... not only is it shaped strangely on his head and almost looks like a wig or something, but it's... they're... they're just not good curls, bro. It's giving bird's nest, not rugged soldier dude, if that's what the game was going for. Why does his hair continue for like four inches above where his head should have stopped? He just looks ridiculous, and frankly, no serious paramilitary soldier is going to have hair in his face like that. How do you see anything? It's in your eyes! How do you hear anything? It's constantly rustling against your ears and ear pieces! Just... no. I have nothing good to say about this hair at all. XD

Side note: There are people who have modded and edited his hair to be shorter and it's. Not bad? Much better than... *gestures to the above pic* Take a gander here, it's really decent, I think.

Movie verse: Oh. Um. Uhhhhhhm. This is going to sound lame, but I can't think of a single thing I hate about him. I really can't, haha. I mean, he was one of the most solid, honorable, selfless, funny, capable people in the Anderson movies. I really don't know... what I would even nitpick about him. I'm sure there's something, but it just eludes me right now.

19. If you had to judge your muse and sentence them to a “fair” fate, what would your judgement be? Would you punish them? Reward them? How?

Both verses: In both cases, I would definitely reward them vs. punish them, I don't really think they've done much to be punished for. And that reward would be settling into some kind of protective military or law enforcement position somewhere where they feel good about what they're doing. Because they were still their own core good Carlos selves working for Umbrella, but let's face it, they started out o the wrong side of morality, however inadvertently. And then they felt a lot of guilt finding out the truth of things. So I'd reward them with a job that's going to feed that protector's calling they both have while making them also feel good about what they're doing, either because they know their employers are good people and mean well, or because they're protecting good people, or because they're fighting for a cause they really believe in.

I feel this more so for movie Carlos than game Carlos, but... I'd also want to see him with someone. Not just because I'm a shipping whore, haha. Carlos has a lot of love to give, certainly, but I'd like to see him in a genuinely loving relationship that's supportive for his kind of dangerous, high-stress lifestyle. Like for movie Carlos, I would have loved to see him end up with Alice or Claire. Someone equally as strong, with a good heart, who understands the hell he goes through without having to necessarily say. Just... supportive understanding and love while saving the world. That's what i want for him. <3

#{ out of smokes } ᵒᵒ��#{ silence speaks }

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mionemymind · 9 months ago

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For some reason season 5 felt very different to the others. Maybe bc I didn’t watch immediately after season 4. But I enjoyed it nonetheless. Lots of little twists and turns. Have to say Steiner is such a character just so funny.

Carlos winning his first Grand Prix, I was literally jumping for joy. So happy it finally happened for him, can he’s hair be anymore perfect.

I don’t think I’ve ever mentioned how fast those guys on the pit crew can be like less than 3 seconds crazy. Pierre and Yuki’s friendship felt so natural and genuine. Loved to see the big brother little brother thing they had. Yuki, he’s a funny little guy I really liked him.

Mick Schumacher having such a tough start was hard to watch. Feeling like u need to live up to ur father who has 7 world championships. Come on that is entirely too much pressure, so many chances and possibilities to mess up just trying to measure up.

Clearly I made my opinion on Horner very clear but can the FIA be more of a joke. The budget obviously didn’t go towards the car. Never thought I’d feel bad for Red Bull or Horner but the scrutiny they went through being called cheaters was totally not right. Got me having sympathy for them. I don’t know if it’s just me but Zak from McLaren gives me such bad vibes.

Very much feeling like this is a start to the Max Verstappen dynasty. Understand why u mentioned he’s dad bc from what very little we seen of him, there was still so much to not like. Can u not seriously not ever be happy or cheer for ur son, win or god forbid lose.

Also I’ve made the unfortunate mistake of going to TikTok and following all my favorite drivers and teams. At first they were funny and happy then they got so sad, like am I really tearing up over a TikTok.

Oh no season 6 is next and that’s the last season. I also might finally be sending in that Wanda x reader request maybe? Anyway hope u have a good week.

-S

Hey S! Wanted to start off with the fact I'm unable to attach a Carlos gif on this post today. Doing this illegally on the work laptop lmaoooo (pray for me).

But some highlights that I wanted to respond to was that Pierre was Yuki's favorite teammate. Like to me, he seemed so heartbroken when Pierre was gone.

Also, that cheating scandal with Redbull sucked and Zak gets on my nerves sometimes. But his lore is crazy beause he won money from a game show and invested it into motor sports and down the line he became part of F1 and is CEO of McClaren. Like bruh! That's a fanfic right there.

But don't be too sad about season 6 being last, more is to come. Also, try and watch the F1 interviews and fun games that the drivers sometimes participate in. It's such a fun way to see them in rather than just constant racing.

But send in that request! I'll definitely consider it but don't hate if it's like months before I actually post it.

Can't wait to see your thoughts about season 6 :))

#s anon #ask #mionemymind response #f1

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skandaali · 2 years ago

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To the post that you posted about someone saying that F1 never posted about the Abuse Lewis gets lives under a rock I swear.

I had a argument with someone saying that the Abuse Yuki, Zhou and Alex got should get the same attention as Lewis since those 3 are POCs, I remember seeing that Mattia called Yuki, Yuki Tsunami where was that Anger 🤨, what about when people mistook Alex for GP and they was giving him death threats and racist abuse, and Nicholas Latifi he had to have security at Winter Wonderland because of LH fans after 21 like I’m sorry where are the statements.

The Abuse Carlos gets from Charles fans, Max with Checo fans, Max with Lewis fans, I’m sorry but it’s time F1 start making statements for each driver because I can see it getting worse, I mean the Checo fans threatening max saying wait till you come to Mexico, like I’m sorry but this is over 1 race and Checo said he didn’t want to pass Max on team orders and even if max let him by Checo wouldn’t be second last year he’d still be 3rd.

It’s Ridiculous that these drivers get Abuse, Racist threats, Death threats and only one driver they say something out against.

Max called out his fans for burning the Mercedes’ Merch and the threats, yet Lewis never called his fans for the death threats against Latifi or even the racist abuse thrown at Alex for no reason, remember when last year in Zandvoort was it when Yuki went back out and he had to stop which brought out the safety car and people was sending hate to Hannah saying she told Alpha Tauri to send him out and she got a load of hate and one of Lewis fans on twitter came out with a statement saying they don’t condone it all Lewis did was Retweet it and then the rest of his fans bullied that person so they took it down like Wtf if you know what your fan base is like call them out it’s not hard

Sorry for the rant but it needs to be said

SPEAKING FACTS FACTS FACTS !!!!!!

F1 is full of double standards and it pisses me off so bad. ”Racism Lewis bad!!” Yes, I agree. But keep that same fucking energy to EVERYONE.

I firmly believe that if you are going waste your energy on HATING someone, at least do it the right way. I literally can’t take anyone serious when they talk about the racist abuse Lewis gets because they’re usually the same people who sent death threats to Masi and Latifi.

F1 is literally racing in countries that don’t give a fuck about these things. It’s all performative. ”We race as one” my ass bruh.

This is not only in F1. Racism against Asians is so normalized it’s disgusting. When covid started, I saw so much RACISM against Asians. But then George Floyd happened and suddenly everyone is AGAINST racism??? What the actual fuck bruh. You can’t even call these people out without being accused yourself

When Red Bull boycotted Sky Sports everyone just laughed and said Max is soft and whatever, but if it was any of the brits people would be shitting on Sky.

Also last year in Zandvoort the MISOGYNY against Hannah is fucking disgusting??? ”Praise women in motorsports!” but when a woman does her job right in a team you don’t like, it excuses blatant misogyny???

Red bull team and fans receive so much bullshit just for existing because British media has painted them as the villain and people will let their hatred blind them. Fuckin sheep i swear.

This is the exact reason why i stay out of the core community. I enjoy the sport. I love it, even. But i’m not gonna be a hypocrite. I give money every month to pay for F1TV, so technically I am part of the problem - just like everyone else. If you’re gonna speak on these issues, acknowledge your (and your favourite’s) hypocrisy because if you don’t you just show you lack braincells

#thank you anon #f1 #formula 1 #formula one #fake ass bitches #not even sorry anymore #do stupid things #win stupid prizes #Finna call you all out

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daphnebowen · 1 year ago

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hsmtmts season four episode four

Zac efron in baywatch is CRAZY BRO

richard Bowen: the French fry and the funnel cake

why does Mike suck at shopping? How do you buy cooking oil instead of tanning oil??? How do you do that???

HOW DOES RICHARD NOT KNOW MARY POPPINS ON SIGHT COME ON NOW Gina needs to educate him BADLY

”Ricky and Gina are just friends” yes Mike. Thank you for your input.

five nights in a row?!?!?!?!?!?

ricky is ranting to miss Jenn and Mike is crazy

MAKE GOOD CHOICES??? NO PROMISES??? What is he planning on doing tonight?!?!?!?

this song is really disturbing but also an absolute bop

spooky indeed…

okay I totally thought Ashlyn was going as ms Darbus too!!!!!! I never would have gotten Eleanor roosevelt??

”for the low low price of one of my cats for the day. That’s fine right?” No. No it’s not.

BATMANNNN I WANNA SEE JOSH DRESSED UP LIKE BATMANNN

” WOW YOU LOOK GREAT!!!”

”let’s get this starty parted!!!!!!!!! Nope wait let me come in again”

”Bowen as baywatch???” Honey you’re not the only one who’s confused this is too hilarious

“I’m scared 😟”

HANDSOME MR MAZARRA IS CRAZY

AND KOURTNEY JUST BLOWS RIGHT BY IT AS IF HER MOM DIDNT SAY ANYTHING AHAHAH

again, ten reasons why kourtneys mom is the best parent

”wait. You think mr mazarra is HANDSOME?!”

“dude. Can’t say that.”

mike. Mike Mike Mike. Why would you only get one bag of candy on halloween??? Have you never had halloween before???

the fact that Mack knows EVERYONES NAMES except for Ricky’s that seems blatant right there tbh like how does he know jets and not Ricky’s???

”g-force”

”wow guy! The one who almost ruined the take!” “Wow.” “Yeah, like that!” Ricky is so over Mack I swear

“oh good, spark is here.” “His name is mark and you know this” they said with fake smiles and wide eyes

”sister slayed the remodel” “indeed she did”

”you got it… buddy” the most unconvincing thumbs up ever!

gina trying to hide her mark and spark poster board but it keeps bouncing back PKEASE DONT BE FORESHADOWING

kourtney is SLAYING

Ricky mocking jet is DEFINITELY josh “gotta play it cool tonight bro”

”call. 9. 1. 1.” YES HELP KOURT NEEDS A COSTUME

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA RICKY SPITTING IN MACKS DRINK I CANT THE MOST OUT OF POCKET THING HE HAS EVER DONE seriously though I would literally do the same

”iS tHaT fAbRiC?”

”jetty’s got a cruuush!”

only candy, Michael? Omg he’s so dumbbbb it’s giving “its only a song” “a song can mean everything”

he got her a bottle cap?? Tacky.

he’s a little bit too full of himself.

asking “who is it “ ON HALLOWEEN BRUH like it’s definitely not gonna be little kids looking for candy which, by the way, you don’t have! 🤦🏼‍♀️

I wanna be called “cutie” :(

“bestie of the week” so degrading

omg this is so chaotic I can’t even Dani is like confronting Ricky about his costume and Gina is so confused and Ricky isn’t sure what to say… this is messy yall

RICKY JUMPING INTO GINAS ARMS AWW

omg Maddox is dying

“AS A FRIENDDDD” girl just admit it already she’s so shook

Mad and mad are… bad YES THEY ARE MADLYN FOR LIFE

NO SEBLOS IS NOT OVER FIGHT ME CARLOS

oh crap Mack why you have to go and say things like that

Ricky is so over it lmao the whole time Dani is talking he’s like “shut up shut up shut up” POOR GINA THOUGH

“Troy and Gabriella are characters, not a couple!!” - Kourtney

ricky: “well…”

”WHAAAAT???” The excited squeal is literally me every time something rina-y happens ♥️

the way Mack was like oh shiitake mushrooms and Dani’s look of astonishment - no, you two will not be cheating on each other with the best couple in history TODAY 😝

jet is a VIBE BRO- “I’m so glad this is out in the open, it was getting exhausting” honestly SAME

oh no. Gina’s mom. (She doesn’t deserve a name)

buddies. Always a bad sign 😳

richard just got friend zoned after him and Gina admitted they were a couple in front of all their friends. Oof. Can’t say I don’t blame him for running

”I like to dress up as Mary poppins and you like to give over the counter pharmaceuticals to children.” Yeah Jenn that’s probably a bad sign…

PREACH MISS JENN PREACH YOU AND MAZZY ARE WAY BETTER I think

i agree mike and miss Jenn got together way too soon after the divorce it was like BAM and idk how to feel about it

maddox’s hair looks so cute curly!!

lowkey wish Emmy and Jet would have gotten a duet

sharing songs with each other is literally the first step in any perfect relationship you can not prove me wrong

SEBBIEEE!!!! He really is a knight in shining armor

”not harder than you not talking to me!” Oh, um, think again… BOMBSHELLS

awww ash’s voice is so good

RINAS POLAROID PIC IS SO ADORABLE PLEASE

ashlyn and Maddox’s chemistry is honestly super good they are both absolutely gorgeous and can sing like no one’s business (but technically ash and big red are still together, right? So… wouldn’t Ashlyn be cheating if anything were to happen??)

pause. Richard. Please don’t break up with Gina. That would be the stupidest thing you’ve ever done. I have faith in you tho.

the way pumpkin guy awkwardly climbed thru the window

i still can’t believe Seb cheated

jarred is literally the worst at reading social cues like bro can’t you see Seb and Carlos are going through something over here? Take a chill pill and let them figure it out before you jump in ugh

hes not even that good looking either LMAOOO

Poor sebbie! But he shouldn’t have cheated imo

yes Ricky. Unleash all of your problems on miss Jenn. She will help you. She will use her magic powers and fix everything.

Ricky looks like he has a unibrow BAHAHA

yes miss Jenn call in those reinforcements

#hsmtmts #ricky bowen #ricky x gina #rina #gina porter #high school musical the musical the series #kourtney greene #carlos rodriguez #halloween

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caninecutiez · 15 hours ago

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YOU GO GIRL.🔥🔥

Kill those bitches.👹👹 (only 8% imagine that 🫵🏻🤣)

(after you finish it give me some feedback cause with the way I'm going Imma start buying every single RE game I can find. ITS YOUR FAULT 😭)

I've been doing well thanks for asking, baby, mainly rotting in my bed playing ZZZ lately cause I need the most recent Character (Evelyn)😬

I DID FINISH IT.

RE 3 was interesting. The plot Jill and Carlos were hot. Too hot it seems cause I started playing it again from scratch just to watch the cut scenes and hear their voice lines 😩😫

(Sorry for the rant Mutt)

--🐦‍🔥

dont be mean to me the game is hard ok😕 ..I GUESS ill give you feedback when im done with it.

oooo bedrotting twin!!!! fortnite just keeps calling my name idk….. need battle pass so bad im going crazy 💔💔💔. let me hold ten dollars ..???😁

I told you re3 was HEAT! my recommendations are FIRE! bruh ohoh their voice lines are sosoooo sexy yes.

and no worries about the ranting! I love talking to you :3c

#🐦‍🔥 anon .ᐟ #𐂯 asks.

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after-nine-at-the-oasis · 3 months ago

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Uope :o

Oh hey guys

This is boutta be crazy XDD

Object xDD 👏

LOL fair

NAHH GO OFF 👏👏🥰🥳

Protest protest protest 🥰🥰🥰👏👏

Also them showing up in front of civilians saying we're firefighters and our healthcare is not getting paid for enough

They don't care 😤😤😤😌😌

YEAH!!

For a day xdd

But still lol!!

Ooop :o

Okay good starting point :D!!

Yeah dang o.o

Oh wow :o 😳 yeah go off :DD!!!

Yeah okay so pay her's first and we'll get to that 😑😑

Or just partial of each at least!!

Gosh

YEAHH exactly

"Tree killer" SLFJFHS LOL MATEO

I love him your honor xD

OOP what's that :o?

Yeah exactly :D xD

Mind? Oh mine

Okayy?

THE SCHOOL DISTRICT??

Bruh hello 😳😑😑😳

Maybe just. . make schools safer?

Yeah fr 😑

Well I'd say city but yk

AYYY YEAH >:DD

I was thinking at the beginning she might be but forgot lol

Go off girl 🥰🥰

Oh yeah and they're loving it >:))

Nearly said they are the cops lol - they are not but they're friends with them 😌😌😉

I mean, not really??

Like I think people can speak at these things xX

Nope I think you're chilling

Nah get him 😤😤

Idk how but

Ope o o

OPE DANG O.O

Nah they're prepared to go down for this

Ooop-

AYO SLFKFJKDHGS

GO OFF OWEN

Uh oh though xD

OOUPE LOL SLFJFHDKHS

They're gonna show Tommy the video xD

Aww honey :(

OH RIGHT IT'S STILL LIVE 😳

Well at least she doesn't have to see that part xD

Ahhh CRAP O.O

Them going through this amongst everything else xD

TK calling Carlos like ". . heyyy. so um. Bail-" XDD

Nah cops would give him a courtesy call lol

And she knows exactly what they're there for 🥺🥺🥺❤️😭maybe xd

OOP OKAY GUYS

😬😬😬

Nahh they're not gonna do it

Idk what/how specifically but this is gonna work out xD

Probably lol

Oop 😬😬😳

NAH YEAH

Y'all are with it <33

Although Judd you are a single parent of a young daughter but xD

And TK hopefully this doesn't screw up trying to adopt 😬😬

But nah I don't think it'll go through lol

YEAHHH FOR CAP 👏👏👏🥰🥰🥰🥳❤️❤️🥺

Ooope

They're like "heyy Owen :/"

Nahh he's with it

His wife had cancer or something :'))

:'O

YEAAAAHHHHHH

WHOOOOHOOOO :DDD

HECK YEEEAAAHHHHHHH :'DDDD 🥰🥰!!!

:'))))

Y'all I was literally thinking about standing together moments in lone star to the Like a Little Prayer choir sound on a TikTok about the characters' allies coming to help just earlier

And here's another one :'))

Anyway YEAHHHH YAYY GO OFF 🥳🥳

Well not solved yet but 😬😬

Carlos you should show up btw <33 he won't but he should

Tommy also that would be epic

Oop 😬😬 yeeahh they did 🥰

You guys did (put them there) 🥰

The public watching this like 👁️👄👁️

First responders protesting/striking is nooot a good look lol

Oop yeah 😬

Your guys'

Oh yeah

Yeah hers :((

Lol fair xD

They're so silly guys <33 even in this situation

No he does not 😭😭 XDD

Okayy- NOPE LOL 💀 XD

I mean, maybe- but I seriously doubt it xD

Imagine they come forward and she says that lol, that would be wild xD

Okayyy okay 😬😬

More cameras xDD more reporters lol

XDD trying to cover for it 🙄

Hmmmm

If you say so

But what about now 😐?

Okayy-

It's just her isn't it

Yep

But

YAYYYY WHOOHOOOOO 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳 :'DDD ❤️❤️🥺🥰🥰🥹😭😭🥳🥳🥳👏👏👏👏 THANK GOODNESS!!!

But also

What about everyone else :(?

What about the next person this happens to?

What about them >:(?

YAYYY 🥰🥰 but still

YOOO YESSS SHE DID SHOW UP :OOOO

ICONNN 🥰🥰🥰🥰

Oh you should knowww

Heck yeah 😎😌😌😌😎😎

OPE he know he messed up

GO OFF GIRLLLL 👏👏👏

And everyone knowing she's showing up with cancer too :')) o.o :'o

YEAHHHH EXACTLYY 😌😌😌😌🥳🥳👏👏👏

SHE 👏 IS 👏 SUCH 👏 AN 👏 ICON

LOL the disdain Owen xD icon lol

Oooop?

Come onnn

YESSSSS

YEAAHHHH WHOOOHOO 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥰🥰👏👏

Oh thank goodness 😭😭😭😭🥹🥹❤️❤️❤️❤️🥰🥰🥰🥳🥳👏👏

Lol, for the needed stuff, not the bad unjust stuff :'))

LOL yep xD :'DD

🥰🥰🥰🥰

Guys I'm so happy for them <333

UAAAHHH GOSHH!!!! WHOOHOOOOOOO CONGRATULATIONS GUYS, YOU DID ITTT :'DDDD 🥹🥹🥹😭🥰🥰🥰❤️❤️!!!!

Love them so much <3333

#9-1-1 lone star #911 lone star #oasis's 9-1-1 chatter

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yeenybeanies · 2 years ago

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Me and my transformers nerd friend were talking, and i was ranting about how much i hate the human segments of transformers media (charlie is excused, shes perfect) but m*rk whalbergs character in the later bayverse movies is constantly trying to fight with the autobots with Guns and its dumb, so why are there no goblin humans? Just absolute gremlins laying traps and trip wires(chains) for enemy bots? Hiding behind cars and broken bits of buildings laying traps, and using their silly little monkey brain instead of trying to 1v1 megatron or getting in the way of the autobots and needing rescue. Rant over but i need directors to know humans are rats and are infinitely more useful than just holding a gun

okokok ok so,

i understand what you're saying, but i do not fully agree with you because, for better or for worse, i do like a lot of the human segments of the live action transformers movies --w--

that is to say, almost EXCLUSIVELY in the first movie & in the fourth, because the other three (bay) movies are trash. (the bumblebee movie is not considered here & is also perfect.)

i like cade's role in AoE! i like his fearlessness & his adaptability! sure, it would be interesting if he--or if another human--had been more goblin-like in setting traps & whatnot, but i did like how he was willing to stand up to the big baddies.

in the IDW1 comics, the nearest i can think of a "goblin rat man" human is probably spike witwicky & his role (which is controversial & not everyone likes him, but i Do happen to like him a lot in this continuity). i'd almost be tempted also to say that verity carlo (my favorite human in the entirety of the transformers of any continuity EVER) would fit in this category, but, in reality, she definitely falls more in line with the "i'll take you on my damn self guns a-blazin'" type. considering:

(for those not familiar with the comics, that decepticon there is a sadistic, nigh-indestructible, mass-murdering planet-killer by occupation)

ALL OF THAT ASIDE THO: no i do agree with you in that i would like to see some diversity in the humans we see in the live actions movies. it would absolutely be cool to see some trap-setters & whatnot. i do like when it's shown that humans, despite the squishiness, can be a force to be reckoned with.

EDIT: bruh MIKAELA in the first & second live action films!! (yeah she was mistreated & portrayed as eye candy the whole time but) she was more in line with the trap-setters! less of a "head-on" type when it came to facing the bad guys! god i love mikaela

#munching #hyena asks #tf #also the comic that these screenshots came from (& any wreckers comic tbh) Ruined me

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bingoboingobongo · 2 years ago

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my kaleidoscope thoughts/review

(spoilers under the cut. also im still shocked so this shit makes no sense)

holy shit holy shit HOLY SHIT WHAT TJE FYCK HOLY SHJT OHMFG HOLY SHIT KALEIDOSCOPE IS A FUCKING PRODIGY WHAT THE FYCK THAG SHIT ALTERED MY BRAIN CHEMISTRY WTF WTF WTF HELP OMFG IM IN SHOCK I XANT WHAY BELP MDNSJSJJS NO FUCKING WAY THAY WAS FUCKING INSANE WHAT THE FUCK NUGGETS SHIT BALLS LOLOLAPOOLAZA WAS THAT WHAT THE FUCK IK IN AWE GIANCARLO ESPOSITIO SERVES AS DUCKING ALWAYS GOLY MOLY BAJJSJSJS SOMEONE CALL TJE FUCMING COPS WHAT OMG I NEED TI BREATHE WHAT?????? EBVRLEPQICOJSJSJD

holy shit okay so um Jesus Christ I'm fucking fahahsh that was easily the best experience I've ever had omg that's giving money heist a run for their money holy crap okay um

alright so ngl when i heard the concept of showing episodes in random order I was hyped and i wanted it to be hype but tbh i kinda expected it to be ass and omfg damn this show was so good wtf. that being said, the episodes in random order didn't exactly have much impact on the story but it was a fun idea and i liked it in the end. at first i was worried, especially when i got to the after the heist episodes (which showed right before the white episode for me) bc in my mind i was like okay but like ik the outcome so like what's the point but damn was i wrong bc oml the twists Jesus Christ that shit had me in a damn pretzel.

alright so like my thought process. So i saw the pink episode right before the white one, and first can I just say that even tho i didn't like bob im glad he got to see his pink sand beaches even tho it was technically blood but whatever. anyways omfg tho did judy ditch Stan? I think so idek anyways that's irrelevant rn. okay so i was literally devastated when ava died i love her but also it definitely wasn't as bad as money heist so I'll live. BHT OMFG LEO'S DEATH BRUH I THOUGHT RJ KILLED HIM BUT IT WAS SALAS' SON BRAD?????? WTF THAT SHIT CAME OUT SO OUT OF LEFT FIEKD OMG JSHSJSJS

like i saw the shirt and i was like hmm that's kinda a nerdy shirt it seems like something rj might wear. AND THEN IT WAS BRAD TJE SON WEARING IT IN THE WHITE EPISODE. AND THEN RJ FUCKING DIED AND THEN IT WAS JUDY THAT FUCKING KILLED HIM BUT THEN SHE SORTA KILLED BOB LIKE WHAT THE FUCK OMG MY BRAIN MY JAW WAS LIKE GONE LIKE OMGJSSJJSJS

like ngl in the beginning I wasn't vibing with judy but then she killed rj and i really wasn't vibing BUT THEN SHE KILLED BOB AND MAYBE I WAS VIBING????

omfg and THEN HANNAH CAME IN AND HIT CARLOS AND THEN TOOK ALL THE MONEY LIKE WHAT JSJSJS AND LIKE IK ITS FIR THE BEST BECAUSE THE CREW PROBABLY WOULD HAVE GOTTEN KILLED BY THE TRIPLETS IF SHE DIDN'T BUT GAWD DAMN LIKE I WAS LOW-KEY HIGHKEY SAD LIKE TF

OMG AND THE FUCKING FEDEX GUY BRUHHSHAJS AND HER SISTER BRJSJSJS IM LITERALLY NSJSJSJSN WHAT

also her hair and her black suit in that one outfit remind me of natasha Romanoff so bad omfg

KSJSJJSJS AND THEN BOB USED THE PEN HE STOLE TO SAVE HIMSELF BITCH THIS SHIT WAS LIKE TWNETY BAZILLION CHEKHOV'S GUNS

IT WAS CHEKHOV'S FUCKING GUN RANGE TF LIKE OMG IM ACTUALLY IN LOVE SHOUT OUT TO ERIC GARCIA OR ERIC GARZA MAN I DONT REMEMBER TOJR LASY NAME BUT THIS SHIT SLAPPED GOD DAWM EXPECTATION FUCKING EXCEEDED BEHWJAJSJJSJSJSJS

holy shit holy shit AND WHEN THE FUCKING MACAU AD WENT OFF DAMN KUDOS TO AVA BC I WOJLD HAVE BURST OJT LAUGHING JESUS CHRISR TNO IT WAS SO GOOD

ngl tho idek if it actually randomizes the order u watch it in i started out with the jail episode with stan and ray tho so idk tell me if u guys get anything different

#bingoboingobongo.com #kaleidoscope #kaleidoscope netflix #giancarlo esposito #netflix #omfg sjsjjsjs jesus christ that was so good it literally ate omfg #UGH AND THE SHOW ME WHERE YOUR HEART IS LIKE DAMN MY HEART IS HURTING #jesus christ tumblr pls jump on this i need to shovel more kaleidoscope content into my brain hole #cus like there's probably 200000 things im forgetting about rn #god damn #OMG AND THE FUCKING ABBASI DEATH BRJH BC TBEY SAKD SOMEONE BRUSHES BY YOU AND THEN UR DEAD AND THAT'S WHAY HAPPENED BC SHE PISSED OFF #THE TRIPLETS AND THAT'S WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED TO THE ENTIRE CREW IF IT WERENT FOR HANNAH DAMN #hannah kim #ray vernon #leo pap #ava mercer #roger salas #chekhov's gun range

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litrallytyrus · 4 years ago

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jatp liveblog — episode 7 🤩

- starting with a scene of carlos yessss that’s how u know it’ll be a good episode

- awww reggie helping carlos thats so wholesome

- JULIES DAD YUP GET IN

- awww julie OMG that’s so sweet

- it’s her thing 🥺 daddd

- YES HES SUPPORTIVE YUP THIS IS WHO I STANNNN 💓

- he is so sweet ....... <3

- HES SINGING WHY IS THERE SO MUCH JULIE DAD CONTENT TODAY HAHAHAHAHA

- reggie being in love with her dad again here we go

- REGGIE CONTROL YOURSELF PLEASE

- luke you scared me

- julie ur gonna look crazy talking to no one

- SHES SO SMART !!!!!!!!!!!

- LUKE AND JULIE RIGHTS .....!!!!!! THEY R CUTEST

- JEALOUS LUKE JEALOUS LUKE

- LUKE IS SO FUNNY PLEASEEEEE

- HES SO CUTE THE LIL DANCE BYE

- i didn’t even notice that she called him luke HAHAHA GIRL PLEASE

- is that luke ?

- WHY HIS HAIR LOOK LIKE THAT

- THEM. THEM. THEM THEM THEM THEM.

- THIS DUET IS EVERYTHING I DIDNT KNOW I NEEDED

- that guy who dapped up nick was PRETTY

- thank god luke’s hair is back to normal

- oh there’s angst with willex oop

- WE NEVER SHOULDVE MET????????? WILLIE D:

- this music room is so cute

- flynn best friend award ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

- ALEX LOL

- omg this is the iconic “girls am i right? no!” scene OMG IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE

- DHSHAHAHAHSHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

- REGGIE : “that was pretty hot” HAJDKFKDJDK

- U KNOW HOW U GUYS SAY REGGIE AND LUKE USED TO DATE ??? ...... MAYBE UR RIGHT DJDJDJDJSKAK

- that scene is actually perfect in every way

- carrie cant u try to be a nice person ffs

- HER OUTFIT JULIE U KILL IT EVERYTIME

- i cant beleive i clowned on nick’s fedora and julie’s dad is wearing one ........ maybe fedoras r okay :)

- cant wait for luke and julie to be mega heart eyes

- WHY IS CARRIES FACE SO FUNNNNY

- NO NOT JULIE AVOIDING LUKE HES SO UPSET HES SO SAD ABOUT IT IM

- luke is giving her puppy dog eyes please

- THE WAY HE SMILES AT HER GETS ME EVERYTIME

- r they about to kiss rn

- LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

- yeah the camera thing might be an issue ... how tf r they gonna show up on camera dog

- WILLIE UR BACK :D

- willie bears bad news

- oh alex is coming in with heat

- WILLIE CARES ABOUT HIM. CRIES.

- bro this is so agnsty how is this gonna have a happy ending BRUH ??

overall: i’m afraid 😃

#jatp liveblog #jatp #julie and the phantoms #i just love luke and julie SO MUCH more than i expected #it’s crazy #like i want them to end up together #so bad #and willex #of course #julie molina #julie’s dad #flynn jatp #carrie jatp #reggie jatp #alex jatp #luke jatp #willie jatp

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bleedpure · 6 years ago

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mark lee vc: LEZ GEDDIT ! i’m al or ally, i’m nineteen, i’m in the cst timezone aka the midwest, so u know what that means ! it sucks ! i don’t even know how to transition out of that. i’m so bad at talking about myself, so i think we’re just gonna not do that....... we’ll talk about seulki instead, which i can assure u he’s 100% more interesting than i will ever be ! u can find his info under the cut and if u wanna plot hit that like button and i’ll come to u or u can hit me up on d*scord ( which i would love tbh bc it’s easier than tumblr ims ) @ the jonas brothers did that#7625. okay, onto the intro !

- ̗̀✰ • 【 LEE MINHO, CISMALE, HE/HIM 】 ❝ did you see KIM SEULKI on the train back to hogwarts? they’re a HALF-BREED (VAMPIRE) in their THIRD year as a TWENTY year old RAVENCLAW. apparently they’re the ENIGMA around the grounds; most likely because they give off an aura of DROPLETS OF CRIMSON LIQUID DRIPPING OFF PEARLY WHITE FANGS, FORM FITTING JEANS THAT HUG JUST THE RIGHT SPOTS, HEART SHAPED LIPS CURLING INTO A DEVILISH SMILE, THE FEELING OF A PIANO PLAYING EERILY IN THE ROOM NEXT DOOR. of all the social media platforms, they’re definitely most obsessed with their INSTAGRAM; probably because they’re ELOQUENT, but also MANIPULATIVE. however, on the new manifest app in mr. carlos’ english class, they’ve already managed to anonymously steal the username: BLOODLUST.

ALSO ! if u want a better look at him, u can check out his pinterest board here ( follow me too that’d be so sexy of u ) !

information.

i’m gonna just do this in bullet points bc i’m lazy and have had a really long week so if it’s choppy.... i am so sorry u are just gonna have to deal w it KMSKSMK

seulki was born in seoul, south korea to a kang insoo, a wizard man, and kim eunbin, a vampire woman, seulki himself being her first born

he doesn’t remember much of his own father, the only image he has of him is his bloodied corpse after his mother ripped his throat out when he was five years old

she was a cruel woman is what he had learned from that moment on

most half-breeds are misunderstood creatures, but the kim line of vampires were the monsters they told u abt in horror stories, the ones that hid under ur bed and took u from ur room in the depths of the night

being descendants of vlad the impaler, yes he really was a vampire!, had death and destruction lacing through their veins, darkness and deceit wrapping around their bodies

growing up, he watched his mother give birth to three more children, all of which were full fledged vampires, unlike himself

at first, he never let it bother him, he was raised up to be a vampire, to let the magic gene within him go dormant. he fed off humans and shed the blood of other’s with the influence of his mother, but even being her puppet was never enough for her

secretly, she had always resented her falling in love with a wizard, a human, someone that wasn’t of their own kind. because she did actually fall in love with him, only to be blindsided by her own family, a powerful clan of vampires pulling who she was and who she had always been out of her

because of the resentment matted in between her bones, the anger and frustration of her family ruining her life, of insoo ruining her life, she began to see the human traits within seulki even more often than not, creating a drift and a barrier between the two of them

seulki was the eldest brother, the one who took it upon himself to help raise them, to protect them, to never let their bright souls be diminished by the thought that they were monsters. they loved him and he loved them, but his mother didn’t like that

she didn’t like how they cared for each other because they cared for each other more than they cared for her. she was selfish, wanting the love she never was able to receive, wanted to feel smth for all that she didn’t

his mother hadn’t been fond of him for a while, only using him to do her bidding and while him and his siblings got closer and closer, she got angrier, knowing that they were each others’ heartbeats and she wasn’t included in that

so because of her selfish and deranged nature, she wanted to eliminate her younger children to cause torment to seulki. ganging up on the children one night with the intent to kill them, but she didn’t get as far as she wanted to

she severely injured her second oldest, giving a few scratches the the other’s before seulki came in, eyes black and charging towards his mother. it was a bloodbath after that, the two youngest pulling their sister to safety as they called for seulki

their cries and calls snapped him out of his loss of humanity and in front of him was his injured, but not dead mother unconscious. it was then that he took his chance, packing whatever he could that was valuable and fled with his siblings

they spent time spent a long time running, bouncing from city to city more bloodshed falling onto seulki’s hands to protect the only people he held dear to him and he would do anything for them.

he struggled a lot actually with maintaining his humanity as it would slip from time to time due to the trauma even if he had his siblings to tether him down. at some point, seulki, while strong, felt himself getting exhausted from being on the run and it was when they’d found themselves in scotland being found by hagrid of all people offering seulki a place at hogwarts and his siblings a place in his hut

at first, seulki declined, not fully trusting the man with his siblings even though he would be right in the castle near by. but, after some thought and the push of the second oldest, they accepted the offer and seulki’s been attending hogwarts since he was eighteen and his siblings have found a residence with hagrid

tidbits.

he ages like a normal human up until he’s twenty-one when he quits aging and begins the phase of immortality.

seulki can and will drink blood to survive, but if he goes without it it’s not detrimental to him until he quits aging altogether which means he can eat regular food, he actually quite enjoys it.

he has fangs, he can go out into sunlight, but not for an excessive amount of time or he’ll get a rash. seulki does have inhuman speed and strength, but nothing overpowering u know? when he loses his humanity, his eyes go full black and when the vampire takes him over, his eyes are red, and his regular eye color is brown.

losing his humanity means he loses his heartbeat, most of the time either due to losing the things or people that make his heart beat or from intense and severe anger or negative emotions such as the like. though, it can be voluntarily done as well by switching it off ( kind of like tvd . . . fucking disgusting ). but, seulki being only half-vampire has an easier time, unlike his siblings, to regain his heartbeat back and for his humanity to fluctuate when it’s lost because of his human side. his siblings are his heartbeats actually, so that’s where the intense need to protect them comes from as well as just being their brother.

seulki is a Big Bi ! loves it fucking all.

he’s not super great at magic since his magic gene was pretty dormant until he came to hogwarts, so he’s pretty much just skirting by at this point.

his siblings mean the world to him, he would do absolutely anything for them and wouldn’t let a single person harm a hair on their heads. but ! no one knows they exist, though i’m sure if there were special people in his life they might !

while he sleeps around a lot . . . he’s a secret romantic. he’s always wanted to find love, but it way too terrified of it.

oh yeah he has a blood kink............ that’s important ig

personality.

seulki is definitely an interesting person. he’s wise and intelligent, having been through a lot in his life. he’s eloquent and good with his words, most would call him honey-tongued because of how he can persuade almost anyone to do what he says. seulki is kind of a dick or well, like a suave dick. he’s charming and flirty, his signature is a smirk and like arms crossed as he leans against a doorway u know? seulki is uh. how do i put this? kind of a whore. he doesn’t tend to care about others which is deep rooted in the fact that he’s never felt real love . . . his own mother hated him to the core. he’s overprotective of the people he cares about and will do absolutely anything for them. he’s an ass if i didn’t mention that before, it’s to protect himself and his siblings from ever being hurt again because he’s so terrified of letting people in for them to just tear him down in the process. he’s guarded and u never know what he’s thinking because he doesn’t show it on his face or let u know. UH I DON’T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO SAY MY BRAIN DOESN’T WORK............ he’s p manipulative............. uh he cares a lot. but deep down and he doesn’t want ppl to know that........... he’s definitely a Big Brother type when he cares abt u, makes sure u’ve eaten, makes sure ur warm and are comfortable....... yeah idk that’s it i’m done

wanted plots.

A HEARTBEAT ! — whether platonic or romantic, this would be someone who, just like seulki’s siblings, makes his heart beat thus keeping his humanity in check, they would be a WHOLE, WHOLE lot to him.

A TUTOR ! — as i mentioned earlier, seulki isn’t super well versed when it comes to magic, he’s not very good at it and it’s hard for him to navigate sometimes, so having someone to help him get his mf grades up would be lovely !

AN EX ! — obviously, this didn’t go down well because seulki is terrified of commitment and people getting close to him. it could play out in so many ways, so if it sparks ur interest we can chat !

A ROOMMATE ! — so which sucker is gonna have to live with the vampire who has a blood kink ?

A BEST FRIEND ! — obviously this is pretty self explanatory, this would be someone that seulki trusts with probably his life and they mean a lot to him, even if he’s bad at showing it.

LOVE/HATE ! — bruh give me that good shit. these two can’t stand each other, but because of that it’s formed some sort of fondness where if anyone is messing with the other they’re like who tf are u that’s my job !

A BAD INFLUENCE / GOOD INFLUENCE ! — self explantory . . . someone be a good influence for seulki and let him be a bad influence for someone else.

AN UNREQUITED CRUSH ! — my friend gave me the idea to maybe have someone have a cute little crush on seulki . . . and i was like but that’s SO sad........ then i was like u know what i love pain so here we are........ also could be requited we shall see !

FUCK BUDDIES, FRIENDS/ENEMIES WITH BENEFITS, FLINGS ! — i’m just getting lazy at this point to explain this shit . . . fuck him, let him fuck u he’s a true vers my friends.

OTHERS ! — cuddle buddy, old friends, confidant, rivals, skinny love, annoyances, a brother/sister type of relationship, and if there’s anything else we can just vibe ! tbh we don’t even have to do anything from this list, whatever fits the muses, these are just ideas !

#mhq:intros #°࿐ ✦ ༉ 𝓐. ooc ﹠ 𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙠 𝙞𝙩'𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙜𝙤𝙤𝙙 𝙠𝙪𝙨𝙝 .#huh. can't believe y'all have to read this...... i feel bad for u all #also i didn't proofread this so just go w it

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cahmilo · 3 years ago

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[LOUD SOBBING NOISES]

okay so the ending is not as bad as i expected it to be but still what the fuck 😭😭😭😭💔❤️

GODDDD I FELT CARLOS' PAIN STILL TRYING TO MEET READER THRU HER GRAVE DESPITE HIS WRINKLY OLD BOOMER AGE MAN I NEED SOMEONE TO LOVE ME LIKE THAT HIM SAYING HE MISSES HER AND SHIT GOT ME ALL MESSED UP

"Last night I had a dream of our wedding day but your white dress was coated with so many flowers, you looked so beautiful and I wish I can marry you again. Maybe in the next lifetime?"

BRUH U GOT ME ALL FUCKED UP

gonna cry myself to sleep tonight this was so cute but also sad man but at least theyre together now 😭 they can make as much flower crowns as they want for eternity [bites back hand to prevent tears] THE FACT THAT THEY GOT BURIED BESIDE EACH OFHER TOO FUCK

also your details of camilo i cant 😭 mans still hyper asf despite the brittle ankles and the sagging gums i cant hes such a ball of energy 😭❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[adds the iconic gif while holding back tears]

but in all srsness this was so good i keep crying everytime u do angst fhck its just too well written im 😭😭😭😭😭😭 u and mochies ideas when it comes to angst is a dangerous combo i feel so targeted rn

"my flower" - part 2

PART 1

summary:

— Many years have gone by as Carlos grows old and is known in Encanto as the best flower crown maker. It was his passion after his beloved have passed away before him. Carlos continues making flowers until his very last breath.

genre:

— mild angst & fluff with a bittersweet ending

notes:

— female reader. I do not speak fluent Spanish and all of the Spanish here is translated from google, feel free to correct me.

warning/s:

— mild mentions of death

a/n:

— a request from @pochi-moochika, hope you enjoy this bruh and get your revenge on mimi lmao

The arises, indicating another day, and time continues to spin as the world changes. One of the changes was the life of Carlos Madrigal, he's now stripped off of his youth as wrinkles adorned his skin and grey hair decorated his head. He releases a loud sigh as he slowly sits up on his bed, he can feel his muscles getting tight and his bones growing fragile. Nonetheless, Carlos gets up and carefully makes his way out of his room.

Decades have already passed in Encanto, and several things have changed, good and bad. But some things remain the same. Carlos enters the kitchen with an unimpressed look, across him was his older sister, Dolores. He'll be convinced if not the mountains of food on the plate in her hands, he crosses his arms.

"Really, hermano?"

Carlos said. All of a sudden, Dolores changes into an old man around his age with the same wrinkled face but much greyer hair.

"Worth the shot, ay!"

The cupboard swings open to smack his hand, luckily, the food doesn't topple out of his plate. Carlos shakes his head and went to make himself some coffee.

"Got any new plans for today, Carlos?"

"Not really, just the usual. How about you Camilo?"

Carlos' twin brother, Camilo, smirks and does a dramatic spin as he shapeshifts into a younger version of himself.

"Thank you for asking my dear brother because I am going on a date"

"Psh, with that wrinkly ass of yours? I doubt it"

"Hey!"

Camilo shouts and changes back to his age, he was slightly jealous of his twin's ability to still shapeshift easily, he finds it hard to change shape these days that's why he stopped. Carlos laughs at him and sips his coffee, though it's nice that Camilo is still getting around and meeting new people. Carlos wistfully sighs, Camilo gently goes to his brother and slings a hand over his shoulder.

"Oye, you doing ok there?"

"Nothing, it's just...I miss her"

"Ay, I know you miss her every day, hermano"

Carlos scoffs and tries to fight back any tears from falling, Camilo notices and gives him a tight side hug as he pats him on the back. He shoots Carlos an encouraging smile.

"How about we go to the town square, yeah? I bet the folks are waiting for you to make them some flower crowns"

"Dios, I almost forgot about that"

The old man groans and gets up from his chair after finishing his cup of coffee, he lets Camilo take him to the town square where many people greeted them. He sits nearby a fountain, he lets out a grin when little children went rushing to him with baskets of flowers.

"¡Señor Carlos! ¡Señor Carlos! ¡Señor Carlos!"

"Oye, cálmate niños. I'm not going anywhere"

Carlos chuckles at the children settling down around him, offering him various flowers. Carlos cracks his fingers and looked over to choose a few of the flora. It was muscle memory, a habit he gained in his youth through somebody special. He skillfully forms a shape, later he was done, he made a flower crown out of wildflowers. The children clapped their hands and praised him. He places the flower crown on top of a little girl's head, she squealed and gave him a tight hug. He sighs.

"Alright, who's next?"

"Me!"

The children said in unison. Carlos spent the entire afternoon until sundown making flower crowns for the different townsfolk in Encanto. He couldn't count how many times he did this throughout the years, the people in town gifted him the title of El maestro de las coronas de flores, which basically translates to the flower crown master. Carlos did feel proud of the skill he had for impressing the people with his amazing flower crowns, but it wasn't the reason why he still kept doing it.

Camilo meets up with him in a form of a child, Carlos can tell it was him because he was panting and he had a hand resting on his backside, a gesture of an old man. He smirked.

"Still babysitting? Thought you were out on a date?"

"The date ended hours ago, turns out we're not a match. But hey, looking after kids in Encanto is more fun"

Camilo swiftly reverts back to himself and joined Carlos on the way home. Their cousin, Mirabel, was already waiting for them at the entrance of the casita, they can't help but see so much of tía Julieta through her.

"You two troublemakers are late for dinner"

"I think that's Camilo only, prima"

"I will kick your ass if it wasn't this old age of mine"

Carlos shared a laugh with Mirabel as they head inside to eat. After dinner, Carlos can feel exhaustion taking over him so he's the first to say good night that evening. He sits on his bed, he glances at his nightstand to see a framed picture. He smiles as he takes the picture frame and gazed at it, the picture was taken during his wedding at thirty. He was beside his beloved, [Name] [Surname]. Carlos remembers her every day, his favorite memory of her was when she taught him how to make flower crowns.

He thought [Name] was just a brash and cold person, but it turns out she's nothing but a sweet flower that taught him how to love. There was not a day he spent without her, he was always attached to her. The day Carlos married [Name] was the happiest day in his life, he remembers the unfaltering smile on her face that she was just as happy as he. Carlos lets the time pass with her until they grew old and one of them had to go, sadly it was her going first.

Carlos placed the picture frame back on his nightstand and lay under the covers. He remembers the days he won't stop crying when [Name] died, he thinks he saw it coming but he wasn't ready. Carlos was still hurt but it wasn't as bad as before. As Carlos slowly closes his eyes, he can see [Name]'s smile flashing in the corner of his eyes.

Through the thick forest awaits a field of flora, Carlos was monetarily breathless as he takes in the scenery. He can hear the faint giggles of his and [Name] when they were younger, it was when they would chase each other in the field, the moment was irreplaceable. Carlos carefully trudges down the small hill and ventures into the field of flowers, he walks for a few minutes until he sees a tombstone ahead. It has only been a week since his last visit.

"Hola, mi amor. I missed you"

Carlos greeted as he went in to sit on the grass and in front of [Name]'s grave. He softly picks on the nearby flowers growing and quickly assembles a new design for a flower crown. This was his safe haven but also a reminder of the pain that still resided inside of him. Carlos never stopped visiting her grave since her death, he did almost everything here. Cry, talk, and make new flower crowns. [Name] was the reason he never stopped creating flower crowns and sharing them with the people in Encanto.

"Camilo told me he had a date with someone but it wasn't a match, what a loser. He tried pranking me this morning by shapeshifting into mi mamá. Ay, I miss mamá too"

"The children in town loved the new flower crown designs, I wonder where they get those flowers too, they're all pretty"

"Mi prima, Mirabel, cooked dinner last night, it was delicious and it reminded me so much of tía Julieta. Heh, I missed that one time I invited you over for dinner, my family loved you so much"

"Last night I had a dream of our wedding day but your white dress was coated with so many flowers, you looked so beautiful and I wish I can marry you again. Maybe in the next lifetime?"

Carlos blabbers out in the open, he would go on for hours telling many stories of what happened in his life. He'd share everything to [Name]'s grave. When Carlos finished making the flower crowns, he'd place them on top of the tombstone.

"Te quiero, mi flor"

He said before leaving and heading back to town. It didn't take long for Carlos to get done making his daily flower crowns for the townsfolk, he makes it back to the casita before sundown for dinner. The Madrigals took note of Carlos' tired state, they also noticed the previous days how he was growing drowsy. It was concerning especially at his age.

The following day, Carlos decided to visit [Name]'s grave when he noticed a white flower growing on top of it. He inspected it for a while and it was never like he saw before. So, he went to ask his cousin Isabela to help him make it flourish. It took weeks for the gorgeous white flower to grow all over [Name]'s grave, Carlos' can feel his heart swelling up, it felt like his beloved was communicating with him from another plane of existence.

On his next visit, Carlos brings a flower pot. Now, he smiled fondly at the white flower sitting on his nightstand, it reminded him of [Name]'s love for him, and it merely brings him to tears. The Madrigals grew wary of Carlos' health when he suddenly collapses in the town square one morning while he was making flower crowns for the townsfolk.

Since then, Carlos was bedridden as his body became frail. He could barely stand up, he wanted to go out and visit [Name]'s grave one last time. It was Camilo who took the responsibility to look after him, Carlos can see from Camilo's forced smile that he doesn't have any time left

As the day arrives, here on his soon-to-be deathbed, Carlos exhales as he feels his eyes growing heavy. He manages to glance at his nightstand to look at the white flower but he catches a marvelous and breathtaking sight.

"...[Name]?"

He croaked out. He couldn't believe his eyes, it was his beloved [Name] sitting nearby his nightstand, she was smiling so brightly at him. Carlos can feel the tears swelling up in his eyes when he saw the beautiful white dress she was wearing, the last flower crown he placed on her grave was now on top of her head.

"Are you ready to come with me, Carlos?"

"Oh dios, yes! Please, I want to be in your arms again, my flower"

Carlos begged. [Name] smiled and stood up and walked over to him. Carlos smiled as he feels his eyes finally shut as the beating of his heart halts. It was an hour later when Camilo opens the door to check on his brother, he lets out a huge gasp as he instantly went sobbing. Through teary eyes, Camilo gazed at his twin brother Carlos who passed away at the age of eighty-five.

Eventually, the rest of the Madrigals came flooding into the room and began weeping about the loss. They all held a colorful funeral for him with flowers and buried him next to [Name]'s grave. Not long after, red flowers began sprouting all over Carlos' grave.

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40.

Denmark doesn’t really have much going for me, I am bored just thinking about Rylee. I know she will be so nervous today because she has never done such a thing, it will be something very different and I mean very different with a lot of people telling her what to do. I hope she finds her own muse, she finds her own style and makes them work as she wants because if not, they will always walk over her, maybe me being away is a good thing because then she won’t run to me. She has to do it her damn self, I mean I wish I was there just because I want to support her. She has good people with her, I made sure Mark is there and he knows he better not make my baby work too much. Flicking my blunt off the balcony to walk back in side, I think I will call her now because she should be awake. They are doing an early shoot with Rylee, looking down at my phone. I don’t know why my mom bothers or any of them family members, I am taking Rylee’ advice and not speaking because they rile me up so much. I unfollowed Nia even though I miss seeing Royalty’ pictures but it’s best that way, I need to not get so riled up.

Rylee is really not awake, she ain’t picking up at all. Let me call Joe, placing my phone on speaker as it rang out, I usually have the boys in my room but I really haven’t been in the mood. After being punched and then Blake getting stabbed I have been soul searching and I don’t want that life, I want to have my kids and my wife, that is it “bruh” Joe picked up “wow, someone is actually alive. I called Rylee, EJ and then Rylee again. What’s happening?” I want to know minute by minute what is happening with my girl “well Carlos just come to my crib, we waiting for the SUV and then we going to get Rylee. I am on time” my phone beeped “oh Rylee is calling. Talk after” disconnecting Joe’ call and answering Rylee’ “babe!” I said, I can hear EJ in the background. He is forever bitching about something “sorry, I was literally just bringing back up what I ate, I am awake though. EJ made sure of that, oh god. I am so nervous that I am wanting to be sick every second” I cooed out “baby don’t be nervous, shit will be fine. I made sure of this for you, I got a car coming for you. I have people there waiting for you, you good I promise” I bet Peanut is nervous because of Rylee, is that even a thing “are you sure? What if they think I am not good enough? I mean, I am not really a model, I actually don’t know what I am?” chuckling a little “you stupid, you a model now. If you need anything I will be one phone call away, if I am on stage then call Blake, then if not then call Joe. I am there with you in spirit” Rylee scoffed “don’t say that! That means you’re dead” busting out laughing “no! It doesn’t mean that” I paused “you’re confusing me, I am just there for you ok?” Rylee be confusing me when I am trying to be cute.

The only thing I can do today is shop, I might shop for Peanut, dress him in that foreign fashion but I think France would be the best place for that “morning niggas” I said smiling “I have been awake since the morning, it’s now the afternoon and ya’ll look like you just woke up. Let’s go” I am way too happy for these half asleep niggas “look at Chris being all happy and shit, acting like you got some cuz” Keeis put his arm around me “I didn’t exactly, but there is always facetime” I said, Blake cleared his throat, I paused looking at him “you know I was just talking to her” let me not, Aaron laughed “say what you like cuz, Blake only got one arm for now” Aaron hit the arm Blake got stabbed “the fuck yo, y’all are some dumb asses” he got a point “I ain’t disrespectful unlike you niggas, ignore them I ain’t do anything” I just forgot he was there but I ain’t about to tell him that his sister had me hard as fuck, I need to see her soon.

This is so weird, I don’t know what to do with myself and we haven’t even left the home “this place is so weird without his dog’s, you know those were Chris’ babies” EJ said as I made my way down the steps “I love it, I hated feeding the dog’s too because they would try and lick me” pulling a face saying “the only thing to lick you recently girl” Tamia laughed aloud, side eyeing EJ “bitch if I wanted Chris to fly all the way home to lick me I will, I be sitting on that niggas face” I pointed, EJ and Tamia both screamed out laughing “don’t trigger me, I swear I come with facts for that ass!” the buzzer went off “that’s my bitch, bring that sassiness to the shoot!” smiling shaking my head, they bring that side out of me all the time. Seeing the SUV from the cameras, opening the gate for it to come up “I didn’t put any makeup on as you said and I didn’t put anything on, just Chris’ tee and sweatpants” opening the front door for them “good, we about to dress you at the photoshoot, get you glammed up. They haven’t even sent me anything on how they want to do the photoshoot, but we will find out” Tamia walked over to me saying “we shall see, Chris said everything will be set for me” I believe him when he says it, I hope things just go as planned.

Sitting in the SUV next to EJ “we need to go Maria’ house, she is my friend and I want her to be with us. You will all love her” I decided that I want to slowly bring Maria onto the team, Chris is right because slowly I am building my own little group, but I did steal EJ from Chris but I needed him “is she your support buddy?” Tamia asked “yeah, I kind of want her to be with me and working with me. Once I start travelling I need a friend and also, she is pregnant” I added “oh lord, we going to have two hormonal women? We already got you” EJ sighed out saying “I am not even hormonal, you a damn lie” EJ out here lying on me “Tamia this girl saying she is not hormonal, you were just crying over being sick. You cry a hell of a lot now so don’t play me bitch” he got me there, I did cry over being sick but that was because I didn’t want to be sick.

Sitting in the back with Maria “so we got two nurses in this car, I mean one nurse that knows what she doing” EJ pointed at Maria “shamefully we don’t have someone that can actually style” Tamia gasped as I laughed out loud and so did EJ “so you both met through work then?” EJ asked, nodding my head “we did and now she is my main bitch, we both about to have our baby in the same year. I am just so happy that I got my girl with me” placing my arm around Maria “I was about to ask if you want to be with me when I have the baby” Maria blurted out, my head snapped in Maria’ direction in shock “oh girl, I don’t think I am mentally ready for that” EJ gave me a look “ready? You about to give birth too, talking about not ready” shaking my head “if I see that then I won’t be able to do it, oh I can’t I will wait outside” EJ laughed “oh my god, I can’t wait for Chris to go through this, I got front row seats at the hospital. I want to see that man crying” I hate EJ “don’t play me like that, I ain’t that bad” waving him off.

I need to pee, I think it is a nervous pee. Seeing a crew of people just working, oh my god “Rylee Turner, welcome!” Mark is the first to see me, he got his arms open wide for me “many of your first photoshoots” he hugged me, this is so different “you look absolutely beautiful, I am glad you don’t have makeup on. Was just speaking to the photographer” Mark placed his arm around me as we walked into the studio “after telling him you are pregnant which is fine, you’re not showing right now. We said no body showing just because Chris said no. He said he is not around but this is your first major magazine, we went for headshot for the cover. We just want you to be you, it’s easy” he is saying easy and I am just like what the fuck do I do.

Everything is literally being catered to my every need, Mark has not left my side “I guess Chris has put you on orders?” looking in the mirror smiling “he has but I don’t mind it, Tamia do not put any lip gloss on Rylee. This is it” Tamia hasn’t even put foundation on “erm but my face has marks, it’s not good” is he crazy “I think you need to bring out your A game, to this shoot you need too. Don’t ever think you are below because you’re not, you are above these models so feel it. You are taking the modelling world by storm, you have just come off from the catwalk from modelling Burberry, all eyes on you. Feel the power on that, every girl wants to be you. Now let’s proceed to put some clothes on” wow, I needed that talk, that was somewhat powerful.

I am a wearing a leather jacket with no bra on or under shirt, it’s open too and I am trying to cover my bump “Rylee you have such a cute bump” Maria said looking “don’t” closing the leather jacket together giggling “you have such a sexy body bitch, I love it” Tamia looked me up and down “don’t even think about anything, you need to just work the camera. There will be a lot of people around but they are working, just think of you” EJ said “let’s go” Mark came from around the corner “you want to be sick?” EJ asked, shaking my head “I can do this” taking in a deep breath walking behind Mark, walking towards the white screen and a network of lighting and camera equipment surrounding the staged scene “this is a good friend and the photographer from Harper’s Bazaar, Daniel. Daniel this is Rylee” an older white man, grey hair and rather short he seems sweet “please to meet you Rylee” he has an accent, shaking his hand “now I know what Mark meant, this should be an easy shoot” why are they saying this.

Stood in front of the camera, all eyes are on me, this is so nerve wracking. Tamia rushed over to me “just going to put this back” she reached behind her back-jean pocket and pulled out a hair clip from her pocket. She walked behind me started fumbling behind my head, pinning back the strands of loose hair. Tamia walked around me looking at my face “perfect, kill it girl” before EJ rushed up to me “just need to open the leather jacket a little, don’t worry. It’s just from the top, it looks like you are pulling the leather jacket together” I purposely did it, I feel if any type of wind blew my tits will be on show “ok fine, she is ready” biting on my bottom lip smiling “rest yourself, don’t be too tense. Just look into my camera, just be you” the photographer said pointing the camera in my face, I barely got into my zone before he took the picture “give us the you are the bitch look, you deserve this shit” Mark shouted at me.

I don’t feel I am doing well at all, maybe it is just me “all of these pictures are good, I love them all but there is a look I am wanting. I mean I can put every single one of those pictures on the cover but I can see something in you. We need it” Daniel said, but I don’t know what he is speaking of. Looking at EJ, I am needing help here. The camera in my face once again “You see Nia in court look. Give it!” EJ shouted, I instantly felt irritated by that name alone but I didn’t show an inch of emotion and the camera flashed. Daniel put his camera down as he looked at the camera screen “we got it! This is it” he turned the camera around to me “I mean you will see it when we set out all of your pictures from this headshot shoot, but this hunger in your eyes is what I have been wanting, beautiful. Very beautiful. I love how you didn’t change your face to show you was angry but the eyes, it’s so beautiful” I actually do look good, a smile formed on my face “I actually love that picture” I admitted “I knew that would trigger you, see what I mean. Look at that picture, this just the tester. Let’s get you into outfit two!” EJ said dragging me away, I am tired from that.

I am so tired, I didn’t think a photoshoot would be so tiring. It is full of outfit changes, makeup and hair for every outfit and posing. We left in the early hours, and it’s now the evening “you said this would be easy” I said to Mark “it is but for you we want this to be perfect, you got the hang of it. You hold a powerful key, your eyes are like fire” he complimented “did you know Chris was watching you?” he added, my eyes bulged out “where!?” I spat “oh my god is he here?” looking around the room, I miss him and want to see him so much “I facetimed him, he watched your last photoshoot and didn’t want to put you off. He was very proud of you” placing my hands over my cheeks “I showed him the picture we selected for the cover and he is pleased with it, he looked a very proud man and the moment you were giggling when his song came on, we got the prettiest picture of you, he saw that. But he watched you smiling so much” Mark pointed, I feel so shy now “now you have eaten and all rested, shall we get the interview over with?” I might as well, oh my god Chris was watching me all that time.

“Rylee!” hearing my name being said behind me, turning around seeing Daniel “hi, before you go to the interview I wanted to show you the pictures. You said you wanted to be the person to pick” he actually remembered “yeah I did” turning to him “I have put the pictures on this USB, let me know as soon as you can but I have printed these three I want to honestly be in the magazine” taking the pictures from him “see I like this headshot” looking at the second picture “you can see my stomach bump in this and some boob?” looking up at him “there is no nipple? It’s slightly some side of the boob, we can airbrush the bump out, I really like this picture. You have a great body and legs” chewing on my lip not sure “but I am exposing too much?” looking at Mark “nope, every man’s dream. I am gay so don’t worry” I didn’t even know “oh okay, so if you can show me the airbrushed version I will consider it but I like the one of me laughing here. Looks natural, send the airbrushed version to my manager. That is Chris” passing the pictures back to him, taking the USB from him.

Mark looked behind him smiling at me “you have already got that business mind, you aren’t just a shy girl are you” I shrugged not saying a word “I can see it in you already, telling the photographer you are picking the photos” Mark opened the door to this room “well I am just finding myself right now” placing the USB in my jacket pocket “Glenda this is Rylee, Rylee Glenda” smiling at this young white lady “hello” shaking her hand “so nice to meet you Rylee, we was just watching you in the photoshoot. Very beautiful pictures and it is a honour to be doing your very first interview as a model and a name of your own” sitting in the chair across from her “just before we start we have Rylee Turner and Rylee Brown, which one do we use?” good question, smiling at her “well I would go with Rylee Brown, everything will be under that name seeing as I will be married soon” there is no point starting with Rylee Turner.

This is like so weird, I am having an interview for a magazine when at one point I was just at the hospital working “so this will be a pretty laid back, just answering some questions and going back and forth that way, this will be released after the Burberry fashion show so we will speak on that” Maria walked into the room, I am glad she came I actually forgot to say “New Jersey born, moved to Los Angeles working as a nurse but now a model. How do you feel about this? I mean speaking to Mark he head hunted you? Was this something you would have done if not?” Glenda asked me “it’s a dream to me, I never thought I would be here modelling because I don’t see myself as that and I honestly wouldn’t have done this, I would have remained a nurse” this is so weird answering questions about my life “so is this something because you wanted?” I paused thinking, I was thinking of the money “well Chris asked me, he said he would support me in anything and to try it out. I did and was surprised with how Mark wanted me, I don’t see myself beautiful like how other see me as. I am just Rylee, I don’t see the hype at all” shaking my head laughing “I am not skinny enough to do this so this is a shock to me” which is true.

This interview is actually going well, it’s not hard with the questions she is asking “the last question, what do you want to be known for, let’s say ten years from now?” staring off thinking, that is a good question “wow, honestly. I have been thinking about this and I want to be known as Rylee Brown, the model, actor maybe. I don’t want to be known as just Chris Brown’s wife, I want to be known as Rylee the model, I hope I can start giving back also. I want to hopefully start a makeup line. I am open to anything but I just don’t want to be known as the wife, I also want to never lose who I am. Be true to yourself because I have always remained that, I have worked that nine to five job and I know how hard life can be but meeting Chris didn’t change me and I hope people see that” I worry that people will see me as I have changed “thank you so much Rylee, that is it” I am sweating a little after all that.

I am so ready to go to bed after all of this, my feet hurt. Stifling out a yawn "Rylee, Chris" Joe held his phone out to me, taking his phone from him "we going now" I said to Maria, she was about to sit down and get comfortable "oh god, I missed you" first thing I said "so good to hear your voice, I saw you owning the photoshoot. I am so proud of you, How was it?" Look at my man just checking up on me "it went smoothly, thank you so much for being here for me. I know not in person but you helped set this all up so thank you" people only rush around me because of him "don't be, I'm so happy for you. I was cheering you on, I just wanted to know you was good and you was" he makes my heart so warm and happy "I'm very happy, cannot wait to show you the pictures. I am actually going home now so I will call you from my phone?" I'm sure Joe wants his phone back "that is fine, I want to see some nipple. I don't know why but last night I bust a night so quick over some boobs. But anyways, booty call me gorgeous" he blew me a kiss "I will baby, love you too" blowing a kiss back to him, I love him so much.

#chrianna #chrianna FF #Fanfiction

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pomegranate-belle · 8 years ago

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Zero Escape or Mystic Messenger for the character ask meme!

I’ll do both! :D

Zero Escape

who i will protect at all costs: LUNA MY DARLINGwho deserves better: Kyle Klim this poor boy--who was killed off too early: The Ninth Man are you fkkin kidding me the glasses-wearing character didn’t even get to do a glasses pose before he died!!who i used to hate but now i love: Oh man, oh buddy, I did Cyan Door first and I can’t tell you how much I hated Alice after that, but now I Love Her who i used to love but now i hate: I... I don’t think there’s anyone like that...who needs to be killed off asap: Sorry, Mira has to go lmaowho is unfairly hated: I feel like a lot of people hate Akane...? Is that just me? Anyway, I feel like I’ve seen some Discourse regarding her, anyway.who is unfairly loved: Uh... I... I’m not... Sure...? I love pretty much everyone so I can’t judge the fandom on that lolwho needs to sort out their priorities: VLR Sigma Klim like boooooiii-- Swimsuit time?? Really???who needs a hug: Carlos, Carlos needs all the hugswho needs to get out of their current relationship: Lmao Eric definitelywho the writers love: Uhhh probably Junpei lolwho needs a better storyline: Kyle. Klim. Excuse me while I plug my ficwho has an amazing redemption arc: Dio, in @kiichu’s fanfiction Errrr... Man, does anyone get redeemed in this series?? I guess you could say most of the VLR cast, since their asshole decisions make a lot more sense once you have context, but that’s really only redemption in the player’s eyes, not them actually becoming better people.who is hot af: ALICE TOO HOT, HOT DAMN even despite the balloon boobs lol, and for the guys... Carlos, dayum.who belongs in jail: *chanting* DELTA DELTA DELTAwho needs to be revived from the dead: BRING BACK ALICE’S DAD BRING HIM BACK YOU MONSTERS--

Mystic Messenger

who i will protect at all costs: 7! 0! 7! Someone has to protect this guy!!who deserves better: Jaehee Kang my beautiful wife deserves a happy workplace with loving coworkers and good friends who care about her stress levelswho was killed off too early: Uhh.. Did anyone even die...? Aside from in the secret endings... Lmaowho i used to hate but now i love: I hated Jumin after Jaehee’s route, but after doing his Christmas DLC... I still think he’s kind of a dick but he’s growing on me. I’ll have to do his main route one of these days.who i used to love but now i hate: YOOSUNG I AM SORRY BUT IF YOU CALL ME RIKA ONE MORE TIME--who needs to be killed off asap: Lmao bye bye Seven’s dad you evil bastard--who is unfairly hated: I don’t think there’s anybody like that.who is unfairly loved: V. It’s definitely V. This guy is AWOL for like 90% of the content of the game and he only shows up to apologize and make Bad Decisions lolwho needs to sort out their priorities: Saeran jfc boywho needs a hug: Omfg Seven needs all the hugs, every hug everwho needs to get out of their current relationship: V! WTF DUDE GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN!who the writers love: I’m guessing Seven, since his route is the “True End”who needs a better storyline: Man idk I think it’s all really well-written, so..who has an amazing redemption arc: SAERAN HOLY SHIT BRUHwho is hot af: Uh... Everyone? That is the point of the game, right? Like I don’t even like Zen romantically but his selfies are Finewho belongs in jail: RIKA RIKA RIKA! GO DIRECTLY TO JAIL DO NOT PASS GO DO NOT COLLECT $200who needs to be revived from the dead: I mean there’s only one dead person so let’s bring him back--

#zero escape #mystic messenger #thank you for the ask~#whenyousayrun

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THIS WEEK IN SCHADENFREUDE, Texas is just hopping mad

Texas leads a wide-ranging tour of the angry college football internet after Week 9.

Welcome back to THIS WEEK IN SCHADENFREUDE, your weekly rocket ship ride through the most infuriated regions of the college football galaxy. Last week, this page focused exclusively on Ohio State, because that was the only logical choice. This week, we’re taking a journey around a small handful of furious fanbases on the internet.

Texas lost to Oklahoma State, knocking the Longhorns out of the top 10.

Though they remain in the thick of a chaotic Big 12 race, it’s a disappointing moment for Tom Herman’s bunch. Said one Longhorn fan afterward:

I don’t want to watch football anymore

That was the title of a message board thread. This was the profound body:

And there you have it.

A former Texas linebacker got into a fast-escalating online beef with a current Texas cornerback, who’d been suspended for the first quarter.

Ex-Horn Emmanuel Acho initially defended the suspended Kris Boyd, because Texas sitting down a starting cornerback had the side effect of helping OSU get lots of yards:

I understand all the, “teach your players a lesson” tweets, but YALL understand, if Saban benched players everytime they violated team or American laws, Bama might not have a single national title.

— Emmanuel Acho (@thEMANacho) October 28, 2018

But then Acho — who’s now an ESPN analyst — got rougher.

Bruh, you can’t be late to meetings THEN come out here and get mossed. Your team needs you. #Texas #OkState

— Emmanuel Acho (@thEMANacho) October 28, 2018

And then he used the “trash” word ...

I can’t watch this dude play defense anymore. It’s actually trash. If you know. You know. #Texas

— Emmanuel Acho (@thEMANacho) October 28, 2018

... and said he wasn’t talking specifically about Boyd, but, uh:

Naw I feel u, and I didn’t say I was talking about Kris, I would never put nobody on front street like that... but anybody who feels that tweet applies to them should probably step up. I played hella trash games in my day lol. U grow and move on u feel me

— Emmanuel Acho (@thEMANacho) October 28, 2018

How’d Boyd respond? Aggressively.

Boyd going straight after Acho on Instagram. Smart. pic.twitter.com/0LuqqMGzl4

— Burnt Orange Nation (@BON_SBNation) October 28, 2018

Fortunately for Boyd, INSTAGRAM ASSAULT is not a violation of team rules.

One fan had a spicy take about what should be done to the game’s officiating crew: They should all be handed over to the mob.

Refs are screwing us again

The offsides on that 4th down was f%<*¥ing criminal. Somebody send the mafia to threaten the refs to pay these dickheads back for 2015.

Texas fans were livid at the officiating in 2015’s OSU-UT game, when a few apparent officiating errors went against the Horns. Every other Big 12 fan in the universe thought it was deeply ironic to see Texas fans upset about refs.

(Texas actually had a legit beef about that offside call, yeah. Oklahoma State sent a bunch of guys in a “motion” that looked a lot like emulating live play, and refs didn’t call a false start, but instead penalized the Horns for jumping off. The Horns also probably got away with a penalty in their end zone later in the game. Either way, Sicilian crime families must get involved.)

This Horns fan was MAD and only got MADDER when nobody wanted to join in being EXTREMELY MAD.

User TexasHorn started this thread on the team’s 247Sports message board before Texas’ body was even cold, while it was still the second half:

A COMPLETE JOKE

Dan Neil, we have our answer, NO, Texas is not mature enough to handle success

Being destroyed on national television - not sure if the Horns can recover before next week because wvu has a better team than osu

Nobody responded, so they added:

Sorry for being honest - where am I wrong guys, seriously?

Any one thrilled with this performance?

Still, nobody responded, so they added again:

Explain the off sides guys - want to argue the complete joke comment?

So tired or posting without any response - gutless!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Finally, someone replied:

We’re playing scared like a bunch of pussies. Coaches and players.

Persistence always pays off.

THIS WEEK IN SCHADENFREUDE is usually about fans, but Tom Herman is now the second head coach to make an appearance, thanks to the end of the game.

This is the sort of sprinting velocity that can only be generated by pure anger.

Recap of Tom Herman & Mike Gundy in the late scrap, their postgame handshake and Gundy's interview explanation pic.twitter.com/CMzJpKwzpw

— CJ Fogler (@cjzer0) October 28, 2018

(Herman and Mike Gundy are fine.)

Herman joins Jeremy Pruitt, who kicked a whiteboard and was thus included by rule:

Hey Knoxville... how's it going? #UFvsUT pic.twitter.com/HxplOn0uRQ

— Mike Gillespie (@MikeABCColumbia) September 23, 2018

Washington lost to Cal as a disappointing season became a total failure.

The Huskies are not even making a New Year’s Six bowl in Jake Browning’s senior year, two years after getting to the Playoff with him as a sophomore.

In some corners of the web, faith’s running short in Chris Petersen.

At HardcoreHusky.com, someone started a thread: People you have more faith in than CP, reflecting the fanbase’s growing impatience with Petersen, whose job titles are head coach, Guy Who Won a Million Games at Boise State, and Guy Who Got Washington to the College Football Playoff.

This was the only thing there:

Photo by Stephen Chernin/Getty Images

This was another fan’s measured response:

FUCK THSI PROGRUM IM FUCKING OUT

WE SUCK SND SHOULDNT LOSE TO CAL. WE ARE A LOSER PROGRUM. UPPER CAMPUS DGAF ABOUT WINNING. FIRE PEENERMAN. END TNIS FUCKING TEAM.I WANT DONG JAMES BACK. I WANT TO FUCKING WIN. NO JUAN IN THIS FANBASE HAS DTANDARS EXCEPT FOR THOS SITE. YOU GUYS GET ITZ PETERMAM DOES NOT. FUCK EVERYTHING.

Someone urged this poster to say calm:

Stay positive! Fuck Petersen!

But this blunt response to the loss pretty much summed it up:

We lost to cal

Lol I’m done. Fuck Husky football. Fuck Petersen. Fuck Browning. Fuck Haener. Fuck everything. Roll tide.

Maybe that sounds harsh, but UW fans have wanted Bama since early in 2016:

Settle down, Washington pic.twitter.com/4lnFCfcJ4i

— College Football by SB Nation (@SBNationCFB) September 3, 2016

Miami lost to Boston College, which means it’s time to look at how Hurricanes fans responded to the team’s official Twitter account in real time.

When Miami loses, checking Twitter’s important, because Canes fans are always the most direct in college football. The classic of this genre:

I’m gonna jump off a building

— Heat 3x (@Jbazo5D) September 3, 2018

As Boston College put a thumping on the Canes, fans responded well. Just follow along with various score updates and quarter breaks.

1. After the first Boston College score:

Already with the bs

— Howard Webster (@TbearCane17) October 26, 2018

2. After, um, a Miami score:

Right...embarrassing.

— Carlos Marante (@ItsACanesThing5) October 27, 2018

3. After another BC score:

Is this a retweet?

— Tucker McFall (@RealTuckMcFall) October 26, 2018

4. End of the first quarter!

pic.twitter.com/UqrP2scamn

— Brandon English (@BEnglish007) October 26, 2018

5. After some ostensibly good news?

Way to look at the bright side.

— Brandon English (@BEnglish007) October 27, 2018

6. After an actual good play:

Throw the ball in front of the receiver and it could've been 6

— Christopher Gray (@Barclayallday26) October 27, 2018

7. After a touchdown by Miami:

How on Gods green earth do you have a -5 yard punt return, inside the 10-yard line, with not one but TWO blocks in the back on the return? That's piss poor

— Tucker McFall (@RealTuckMcFall) October 27, 2018

8. After a defensive stop by Miami:

We must be trying to run the clock out....ridiculous

— umcane (@umcane26) October 27, 2018

9. Halftime!

Yes a dogfight with BC! Proud day for the Canes.

— Bryant Jensen (@Bjensen630) October 27, 2018

10. After another good play by Miami’s defense:

BC knows our QB can’t hit the side of a barn further than ten yards so they playing up on the line

— solidlifefitness (@solidlifefitnes) October 27, 2018

11. A little later:

This guy is worse than Jacory Harris

— The Bad Hombre (@jbjammin34) October 27, 2018

12. Things getting desperate:

Get Jimmy Johnson out of retirement

— John Bennett (@DirtyBirdz19) October 27, 2018

13. The Turnover Chain is out! This is good for Miami!

This is the most remedial offense I've ever seen

— The Bad Hombre (@jbjammin34) October 27, 2018

14. End of the third quarter!

Social Media dude.. let Coach know Malik ain't it. Thanks boss.

— Joey Inza (@JoeyInza) October 27, 2018

15. Game over.

Joke.

— Nick Alvarez (@NicksTake22) October 27, 2018

I’ve said it before, but Miami fans are the overprotective relative who will roast you all day but threaten to burn down the house of anyone else who criticizes you.

I respect and fear them in equal measure.

Ultimately, it was best to just step away.

recap, 3 stars, good, bad, and ugly up on https://t.co/W9gmsOyW7d i have nothing else to say. i'm going to play #RDR2 bye.

— StateOfTheU.com (@TheStateOfTheU) October 27, 2018

Florida lost to Georgia, ending the Gators’ dreams of winning the SEC East.

Gators fans were actually pretty reasonable about it. I don’t have jokes. I’m just making the note here so that you know I was as disappointed to learn this as you were. I checked.

In all kinds of weather, y'all, and go Gators pic.twitter.com/jTaaNcXnvS

— BUM CHILLUPS (@edsbs) October 27, 2018

And TCU lost to Kansas, thus earning automatic inclusion as the last team on this list.

Things are dark in Fort Worth.

Is this how Baylor Feels?

For the first time I am embarrassed to wear my TCU gear in public.

The last spot in this list is now just tradition, devoted to any team that might lose to Kansas in a given week.

In Week 3, a Rutgers fan asked after losing to KU: “What stage of grief are you in?”

They have grinded me down into not caring about college football at all just like the Knicks and the Mets have done in basketball and baseball respectively. In a way it’s good. I can enjoy my kids without having to give a hoot about the scores on Saturdays.

Before that, in Week 2, a fan of the MAC’s Central Michigan wrote this:

Fire Bonamego

I know I’ll hear a lot of the usual “it’s too soon in the season” and “MAC play hasn’t even started”, but I’ve been a die-hard supporter of the football program and I EXPECT us to compete against the power teams every year. There’s no reason that we can’t be like Boise State or better. We need to strive to be better and we shouldn’t settle for mediocracy.

Again, that was a MAC fan distraught about losing to a Big 12 team.

Congrats to the Horned Frogs and their fans on joining this prestigious club.

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