#i need an angel to fix me

[bowchickahwowwow]

MOVE OVER SAM ME NEXT!!!!!!!!!

[elvisqueso]

"Marry Kocoum? But he's so...serious."

Pocahontas (1995)

[buwheal]

I'm sorry, Spamton. I know you won't believe me, but I'm sorry we hurt you.

[sxmplychxrry]

genuinely hate pressures new fuck ass update like wtf do you mean instead of more deep sea creatures we get some stupid ass angel and a walking statue. it doesn't even feel like pressure anymore it's just another rip off of doors atp at least stick to the games original thing and use different sea creatures ?? not just random entities. you're in a submarine not in a haunted hotel, entities have literally no room in this game unless they're the collaborative special event ones like being able to see rush or ambush ,, or the doors room[s].

like whose idea was it to do this 💀 it's not fun nor is it creative it's just lazy work to get the games interaction back up.

[bunnymothmartyr]

"how do i deal with my bpd friend" call them the most fallen of angels and give them 50 bucks it is actually not that hard.

[starryeyeddreamer21]

Characters as things I've said/heard people say

Husk: Is your type just red flags?

Angel: nO It was just him :(

[littlebluejaydraws]

Cas trying to heal Crowley in 12x23: All Along the Watchtower This is whatever the opposite of self indulgent is, really just breaking my own heart with this one.

ID: Digital drawing of Cas and Crowley set at the end of episode 12x23 of Supernatural. The pose is taken from the end of Reservoir Dogs with Crowley sprawled on his back with his head in Cas' lap and Cas curled over him. Crowley's face is lit up in the effect used when a demon dies. Cas has one hand pressed to Crowley's abdomen and one cradling his face. Both hands are lit up with a golden glow to indicate he is using his grace. Both Cas and Crowley are crying. There are two close up images at the bottom showing the details of Crowley and Cas' faces. End ID.

[dinogoofymutated]

Hear me out but

Wolverine and the X-Men!Warren

Oh I am 200% hearing you out! I've always had such a thing for blondes but Warren?? Oh my gosh. He's THE blonde. I think if he swooped in to save me I'd actually pass out.

I've gotten a bunch of requests for a Wolverine addition to the Jealousy HCs and I was thinking of adding this version Warren in as well! In particular I'm thinking about Pietro flirting with reader and Warren just kinda being like >:[ about it. Like he's not hot headed or anything and he's not gonna go out of his way to start a fight but he's gonna just glare at Pietro and maybe throw in a quip or two.

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

WOOOO GABIRD POWER BUFF TODAY

Angels bonding via preening... finding a lifetime partner through singing, dancing... Learning instruments to accentuate their voices as they coo choruses of love.... ooough ;_;

Indeed (likes birds a normal amount)

when you enter heaven this is all you see (real and true)

[commander-goo]

coughs cutely

[jinxed-sinner]

Alright here's my full (possibly hot) take on redesigning Hazbin Hotel characters and making a video showcasing those redesigns while you criticize the official designs.

First and foremost, you are redesigning someone else's OCs. Hazbin Hotel is, in essence, a passion project for Viv. How she talks about it makes that incredibly clear to me. The only difference between Hazbin Hotel and, for example, the story I'm developing surrounding some of my D&D OCs is that Hazbin Hotel got picked up by a streaming service and is significantly more popular than most passsion projects get.

Personally if someone wanted to redesign my D&D OCs, I wouldn't mind it, in fact I'd probably think it was really cool that someone would want to redesign one of my OCs to be closer to their tastes in terms of what they like to draw. I would, however, be made incredibly uncomfortable if someone made a video redesigning them where they also pointed out everything they thought was wrong with the designs. I didn't design these specific D&D characters to be 1-to-1 accurate to their classes in D&D or to look professionally designed. I designed them how I wanted them to look for the story I'm telling because I don't plan to ever play them in a campaign. The main character Avlan is a paladin, and I can acknowledge that his design might not look exactly like a paladin. One of the tabaxi in the story (Ice) is a bard and the other (Spark) is a ranger, and I acknowledge that their classes might not come across well in their designs. The single tiefling I've designed for this story (Tragedy) is a cleric but might not come off as one in their design. But I specifically designed them to be easy for me to draw because I want to be able to tell this story through my art. Having someone say "oh, Avlan's armor isn't paladin enough!" or "Avlan's fur colors and patterns should be closer to a wild rabbit's because harengon shouldn't be based on domestic rabbit colors!" would fucking hurt (especially because I'm so attached to Avlan, but it would hurt just as much if similar comments were made about Ice, Spark, or Tragedy). I am so passionate about these characters and being told their designs are bad or wrong in some way would be like a stab in the heart, and it would still feel like a stab in the heart if this story ever got a massive fandom behind it. Giving Avlan more complex armor because you think it'd look cool or just want to see what it'd look like? Sure, if I could draw more complex armor I'd give him more complex armor too. Giving him more complex armor but also shitting on the armor I decide to draw him with? My motivation to draw him in his armor, potentially draw him period, would be dead for WEEKS.

Why is it suddenly okay just because someone's passion project was picked up by Amazon Prime? Why is it suddenly okay to be "fixing" someone's character designs just because the project has a much bigger budget than most artists get and is on a popular streaming service? It's not. I don't care if you're a professional character designer, or think a specific character would look better with certain traits, or just don't like the character designs.

Hazbin Hotel is still Vivienne Medrano's passion project, and redesigning her characters and making videos talking about everything you think is "wrong" with them is, honestly, disgusting. You can make videos explaining your choices in your redesigns without putting down the designs that already exist, whether you like them or not. Me thinking Lucifer looks better with his tail not restricted to his full demon form doesn't suddenly mean I don't like his official design, because I fucking love it. If you wouldn't do it to an artist whose passion project is just a webcomic here on Tumblr, don't fucking do it to an artist whose passion project got picked up for a cartoon by a big streaming service (or any company for that matter).

[iced-souls]

Ooh the thingy thing hehehhehe

I definitely have more oc’s before Kate but i decided to choose oc’s i did stuff with more than once/ have LOREEEEE

I LOVE DEM ALL AHHEHEHHEHEHEHHEHHEHHEHHEHE!!!!!

[beastsovrevelation]

Hearing anyone else than Michael get called Commander of the Heavenly host makes me so viscerally angry I want to rip my own chest open.

Which means, as I've said before, my girl should behead Metatron, disembowel Aziraphale (for being an usurper), and knock out Gabriel's teeth (for being a previous usurper, not to mention disrespecting her).

Isn't Good Omens a fascinating show, huh?.. Somehow, it made a real life Satanist into Archangel Michael's greatest fan and most ardent defender.

[eebie]

When school starts back up again im gonna search for people who will want to hang and watch movies

[firendgold]

🥤🍄🍬🔪❄️🎨 - for the ask game

🥤-> an author or fanfic I love: I love all of SiderumInCaelo's work, as terrible as I am at telling her so. *poke poke* perhaps, gentle anon, you may be a better audience than me?

🍄-> another time travel harrydore headcanon, beautiful! Harry braids Albus' hair every evening that they sleep together. Albus pesters Harry about growing out his hair so Albus can return the favor, but Harry never does.

🍬 -> "post an unpopular opinion about a popular fandom character". you are trying to get me in trouble. But I'll go for it. I couldn't decide between "Sirius or Remus" and "another character because more than enough people have lamented those two", so I flipped a coin and got "other". I'll pick Draco Malfoy.

*breathes in* Okay. People who assume Draco "deserved" a "better redemption" or think there was always going to be one in the cards for him but That Woman changed her mind are, in my not-so-humble opinion, missing the point of the character. It's okay that Draco Malfoy didn't let go of his bigotry in the main series. It's normal. It's completely realistic. Sometimes the people you hated in school do not Get Better With Age. Sometimes, they just get older and more bigoted and reinforce why you disliked them in the first place.

Draco Malfoy is a bully. As a child, he uses slurs and flaunts his wealth and family history among peers and enemies alike. He grows up and ends up forced into a fascist organization that he's not ready to fully commit to. Lying about recognizing Harry saved Harry's life, and it was decent, even if you consider common decency to have a floor and a ceiling with that act as the floor. The war is a wake-up call for Draco, and (discounting Cursed Child) the only glimpse we have of him in the (yucky) Epilogue doesn't give us a firm idea on whether he has rolled over and gone back to sleep. (I think Pottermore or whatever it's called these days confirms he is a little better, but his parents aren't. Intriguing, but eh.)

I've read many great fics where Draco becomes a better person. Sometimes he's shipped with Harry, or Hermione (or even more rarely but refreshingly, Ron or Ginny), sometimes he's just Straight and Decent in the background, but I have seen the idea done well. I think redeemed!Draco is fine as an idea; it adds nuance to the series since Draco has had enough screen time for his makeover as the "good Slytherin" to be slightly less nauseating or out of left field than it would be for a minor Slytherin character (Blaise) or a canon non-entity (Daphne).

But I don't like the fandom idea that's taken prevalence where Draco or his mother or the whole Malfoy clan (or any Slytherin they like, really) has to be redeemed. I hate it, actually. Draco and his family have serious flaws. Those flaws are not just going to go away because you (nonspecific 'you') might think they are attractive or that you can say sorry and it cancels out the slur and the bullying and the sucking up and the generally unpleasant behavior. If we want to redeem Draco, start from where he is, and don't bend over backwards to excuse a character whose actions aren't excusable. And no, sometimes 'just having him spy for Dumbledore' is NOT enough in my mind. Snape is doing that too, at far greater risk and with no reward (the woman he loves is dead and everyone thinks he's a dickhead, because he is a dickhead, but he does it anyway. we don't need a spy who's not even going to be as good as that). And yes, I at least will not shoot you or send you nasty comments if your Draco Malfoy never rises above his hate and stays basic and annoying forever, because it's realistic and it happens every day.

🔪-> "what's the weirdest topic you researched for a writing project"? Uh, once when I was a teenager I wanted to write a story about a serial killer, so I looked up a lot of unique ways to murder people? ...yeah.

❄️-> "what's your dream theme/plot for a fic, and who would write it best?" I would love for someone to write the "better 6th year fic" that's been rattling around in my head since like 2008, where Harry and Albus finally acknowledge that they are found family after 40 chapters of deliciously served angst and hurt/comfort, and then they kick Voldemort's ass really hard in the "better 7th year fic". It would be a masterpiece. No bashing, of course, just kind of a rundown of why Harry and Albus Need Each Other and how no one else can really provide Harry the kind of support he needs while also backing off to let him be the orphaned Last Potter when he needs to assume that role. Lots of healing longtime trauma too. But I don't know who would write it best because all the best HP authors I know write either canon-compliant h*nny/r*mione, flowerpot, or h*phne... and I would require that it was Harry/Hermione.

🎨 -> "link your favourite piece of fanart and explain why you like it". Uh. I don't have only one favorite. But to fit with the theme of the blog, I'll share one of kazuza-art's pieces from last year:

I absolutely adore this fanart. It was one of the first I ever came across when I was creating this blog and looking for posts and art that matched the ship ("what am I thinking. it's hard to find posts about these two and their canon relationship that aren't bashing. does anyone even post about these two snogging???"). I love it for a lot of reasons. One of the reasons I like it is because it's fanart for a VERY good fanfic (if you haven't read Weeping Angel by impossibleleaf what are you dooooooing), but another is that it has the same quality as the headcanon I gave existingtm in my previous answer.

Harry and Albus are very recognizably themselves, but they still vibe together really well in this shot. Harry's still a great Quidditch player, still kind of easygoing and charge-ahead-and-fix-things. Albus is still an academic genius, often found with his nose in a book, kind of above it all even when he's right next to you. And they just look so GOOD together. I swear 40% of my brain when it comes to fireandgold/time travel harrydore is just this art.

Even though a lot of the fanfics I read/promote/etc. on here often ship Harry and Albus when they're older, kazuza's piece is one of the ideal versions of them in my mind.

[napolean-but-cringe]

Good Omens Season 2 Spoilers

You know what? After a while of thinking, I dont want fix-it fics. Or Coffee Theory.

I want Aziraphale, as the new Head Archangel, to try to 'fix' heaven and convince Crowley to come up with him. I want him to realize how lonely it is up there but stubornly refuse to give up, because if he gives up then he admits that Crowley was right, and if Crowley was right then the entire fight was completely his fault. That he could have gone with Crowley and he didnt instead choose the side that has been playing him like a fool this entire time. He wants to prove himself right to affirm that this wasnt all for nothing. But most of all he wants to see Crowley just as happy as he was when they first met, when he was creating the stars. Not knowing that clinging to the memory of someone who disappeared so long ago blinded him to the fact that Crowley was content right where he was, with Aziraphale.

I want them to fight, I want to see the Messy Aftermath of their fights

And then Aziraphale can start healing, slowly but surely.