#i need a tag

[konako]

Aaand this is another AU that will never see the light of day. For... different reasons.

@lovecanbesostrange was up at 4am again and she looked at a screenshot weird. That's all it took, really.

[angelsaxis]

Isn't it crazy how people genuinely act/ed like gay marriage was ruining the sanctity of marriage but things like abuse rape and domestic violence or child marriages weren't. Wait it's because the definition of a heterosexual Christian marriage is one man's complete sexual control over a woman and her submission to him. Most couples don't currently follow that rule because feminism has influenced how they view relationships enough, even if they themselves aren't feminists. But in a heterosexual marriage and in a Christian one especially, woman owes man (sexual) submission. She owes him obedience. Man "owes" her protection, but he has a sexual and material right over her body that she doesn't have over his.

[lover-of-mine]

Everybody wants you but I don't like a gold rush...

[lesbiantrish]

be gay do crime actually just make out with men when u rob a bank

[anthenasikes]

shoutout to the hell on earth server

ft uhhh a lots of guys. inevereven actually put the part where i say im gonna make it and no t chris . shoutout to ssdyey aledte soledioiun for keiji_bald oh my god i forgot to put an actua image of the spinach. Oh Well

[badbanaynas]

i dont want christian to lose his belt but what if he did and he had the worst depression arc ever and had to go crawling back hands and knees 2 jaCK..............

[fruity-legos]

Wall anon welcomes friend :D

We have blackberries and corpses

😭

[porekawa]

we’re killing these two tomorrow

[goldenwaves]

wait holddd ON i figured out the tri stringer. you sit on a ledge and be annoying

[myjustice]

i know i'm late, but figuring her out took longer than i would like to admit.

bold   —   always  applies. italic   —   sometimes  applies. strike  —   never  applies  /  hard  limit.

—    INCLINATION    /   HABITS.  is  submissive  |  is  dominant  |  prefers  to  top  |  prefers  to  bottom  | likes  to  switch  | identifies  as  heterosexual | identifies  as  homosexual  | identifies  as  bisexual  |  identifies  as  pansexual  |  identifies  as  demisexual  |  identifies  as  asexual |  enjoys  sex  with  men  |  enjoys  sex  with  women  |  enjoys  sex  with  aliens  |   enjoys  sex  with  androids  |   enjoys  sex  with  monsters  |   enjoys  sex  with  any  sex  /  gender  |  enjoys  sex  with  multiple  people  at  once  |  initiates  |  waits  for  partner  to  initiate  |  spits   |  swallows  |  prefers  sex  in  the  morning  | prefers  sex  at  night  |  will  have  sex  anytime  |  no  sex  drive  | low  sex  drive  |  average  sex  drive  |  high  sex  drive  |  hypersexual  |  fluctuating  sex  drive.

—   BODY   /    APPEARANCE.  small  build  |  medium  build  | athletic  build  |  muscular  build  |  curvy  build |  voluptuous  build  | wears  boxers  |  wears  briefs  |  wears  lingerie  |  goes  ‘ commando ’ |  shaves / waxes | manscapes  |  doesn’t  shave / wax  | cup  size  a – c   | cup  size  d – f  |  1 – 5"  in  length  | 6 – 9″  in  length  |  10”  or  over  in  length.

—   SOUNDS.  is  silent / makes  little  to  no  sounds  |  is  very  quiet  |  is  very  loud  |  grows  in  volume  over  time  | bites hand / partner / pillow  to  muffle  themselves  | calls  out  partner’s  name  |  curses  |  growls  |  fakes / exaggerates |  prefers  a  quiet  partner | prefers  a  loud / appropriately  vocal  partner  |  prefers  a  responsive  partner  |  no preference towards partner’s volume  |  is  turned  on  by  dirty  talk  | is  turned  off  by  dirty  talk.

—    TURN  ONS    /    KINKS.   having  their  hands  pinned |  pinning  their  partner’s  hands  |  having  their  hair  pulled  |  pulling  their  partner’s  hair  |  being  watched  ( by  their  partner )  |  being  watched  ( by  a  third  party )  |  watching their partner  |  receiving  oral  |  giving  oral  |  calling  their  partner  ‘ daddy ’  |  being  called  ‘ daddy ’  |  calling  their  partner  ‘ mommy ‘ |  being  called  ‘ mommy ‘ |  calling  their  partner  ‘ master ‘ |  being  called  ‘ master ‘  |  calling  their  partner  ‘ mistress ‘ |  being  called  ‘ mistress ‘ |  giving praise |  receiving praise  |  biting / marking  |  being  bitten  /  marked |  spanking  |  being  spanked |  teasing  | being teased  | having  toys  used  on  them  |  using  toys  on  their  partner |  giving anal  |  receiving  anal  |  choking  |  being  choked  |  dirty  talk  |  being  tied  up  | tying  their  partner  up | being  worshiped  |  worshiping  their  partner  |  humiliating  |   being  humiliated  |  degrading  | being  degraded | being  pegged |  pegging  their  partner  | being  edged | edging | age gap  |  anonymous  sex |  blood  play  |  breeding  |  chastity devices  | clothed / partially clothed  |  condoms  |  deep - throating  |  gun  play  |  intercrural sex  |  knife  play  | lingerie | nipple  play  |  orgasm  denial  |  overstimulation  |  pregnancy  |  public  sex  |  rimming |  roleplay  |  sadism / masochism  | size  difference  |  squirting.

—    PLACES.  airplane  |  alleyway  |  bath  |  beach  |  bedroom |  boat  | bus |  car |  cathedral / church  |  cemetery  | closet |  concert  |  dressing room  |  elevator  |  empty or abandoned building  |  field  |  forest  |  gym  |  home bathroom  | hospital |  kitchen  |  library  |  movie  theatre  |  museum  |  ocean  |  parking lot  |  planetarium  |  pool  |  public bathroom  |  rooftop  |  school  |  sex  club  |  shower  |  tent  |  terrace  | train |  workplace.

[uplatterme]

anyways me and aether getting it on in the audience while lyney tries not to mess up his routine

[rotten-dan]

i got Pimza towerr the other day and it has become my "game that I play for the challenges and have to take breaks from" of the season. Im in love with it.

anyway here is a pimzasona

[frappes-random-reblogs]

Test test 123

[digitalgirlie]

hi, i‘m devon – (hopefully) your favorite business woman and fashionista. probably more famous for being the mom of a feeble small bark named martin and being a 13 going on 30 fanatic. catch me having a crisis over which phone case to pick for the day @satincherries !!

[faithdeans]

is the dog like. a clint mirror?

[club-penguin]

My final final update: my boss made my manager apologize to me cuz HE GOT THE WRONG GUY. He was thinking of someone else entirely different. Either way i was like “look man you cant say stuff like that to people. Even if you got it mixed up that was really rude what you said to me and it would’ve been rude when said to the other guy.” And he was like 🤭 “maybeeeee” i left out the part where I went insano joker mode and cried god I can’t wait to fo back to the freaking gap for a month.

Oh look at the among us i made