#i need a hug but the closest thing is cat cuddles

[huboi]

. SOFTY | 🎀

╰┈➤ summary; jjk men being big softies for you <3

╰┈➤ includes; gn! reader, possibly ooc characters, pure heart melting fluff, mentions of eating and drinking

╰┈➤ a/n; yes I’m aware I haven’t posted in years, I’ve been in a writers block for so long bro😭

GOJO SATORU

man’s already a huge softie, very smitten with you

even before you started dating he was all over you like an overexcited puppy when it’s owner comes back from work

when you guys started dating, nothing really changed

read as; gojo somehow managed to become even more clingy

LOVES PDA

dw tho, if you don’t like pda then he’ll respect that, as long as you guys can cuddle when you’re in private he won’t complain

if you are comfortable with PDA, prepare to hold hands 25/8

also he loves cuddles

kisses are a huge must, wether they’re short and sweet or long and spicy

GETO SUGURU

he doesn’t act very happy when you’re not around

only time when he’s happy when you’re not around is if his girls are there

when he comes back from his shenanigans he just snuggles you

will keep cuddling you even if you need the toilet

“suguru im gonna piss myself istg” “no you’re not”

even though you are a sorcerer, he wishes to keep you away from his sorcerer shenanigans

he doesn’t want you seeing his ‘ugly side’ to say the least

it’s as if a switch goes off in his brain when you come into the picture

“I will kill every non sorcerer there is😡😡😡” “hi sugu poo😙” “hi baby🥰🥰🥰”

KENTO NANAMI

he’s a serious guy, and so when he sees you, he just low key switches personalities for a sec

“hi honey, you ok? have you eaten, drank some water….” he tends to ask you these questions a lot, but dw he’s just concerned for your health

no PDA, the closest you’ll convince him to do is hand holding

in the privacy of your home, he’s a huge snuggle bug (you didn’t hear this from me)

loves kissing your face, he doesn’t know why, it just comforts him

one time you interrupted his time with yuji, giving him his lunch as he forgot it, and he, surprisingly, ended up kissing you on the cheek

yuji was stunned (the boy was too stunned to speak)

SUKUNA RYOMEN

when people think of the sukuna, they think of homicide, murder and all things negative

what people don’t see, is that when his s/o wants a certain food, he’ll get them they’re food no matter the cost

doesn’t matter if you want something fancy or simple, he’s gonna get it (you have to plead with him to not kill anyone)

no promises though (he ends up simply paying for it)

low key begs you for hugs, when you point this out he claims he ‘demands’ you for hugs and that he never begs… yeah right

you are the most protected person out there, sorcerer or not

you claim he reminds you of a tiger, but he acts like a simple house cat when you’re in the picture

he disagrees with a huff and arms crossed against his (phat titties) chest

you notice a slight blush on his cheeks, but you don’t say anything

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𝐇𝐨𝐰 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐓𝐬𝐚𝐦𝐬/𝐋𝐚𝐞𝐬 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐚𝐜𝐭 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐨𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐝 (pt 1)

×A/N×

Hi there!

So- I don't know why or how I got this idea, but it seemed interesting in my mind and I had so much fun while writing this!

I'm going to make a part 2 and even a part 3 of this! Right now I happen to also have many more ideas and scenarios for the characters!

If you find my content disturbing please don't interact with it! Thank you! ^-^

×❢ About my work ❢×

fluff, mention of blood, everybody also has relationship headcanons except Earth, Lunar and Moon, also no proofread, I wrote this instead of sleeping-, they're mostly cuddling and taking care of you :3, fem! Reader

Fandom: The Sun and Moon Show, Earth and Lunar Show

Character(s): Sun, Moon, Eclipse, Lunar, Earth, Solar, You| (Y/N) |The Reader

Ship(s): Sun/Reader, Moon & Reader, Earth & Reader, Solar/Reader, Eclipse/Reader, Lunar & Reader, Earth/Monty (implied)

Form: Headcanons

[The artworks are not mine! The credits go to @//kiwi_artz and @//Ayyy-Imma-Ninja!]

Sun

General:

• Okay, so Sun would be very panicy at the begining, but after some times later, he would handle it very good!

• He is a daycare attendant, right? Although, he mostly works with children, but the important thing is that he knows how to take care of people. Even if you're an adult, he can help you at least a little bit.

• He knows while you're on your period your mood will probably swing back and forth. He totally understands it and won't be upset.

• He'll often go check up on you, bring you pads/tampons, medicine and do his best to keep you comfortable. He'll also scan you, just to make sure that you're really okay.

• If you need something, you just have to say it and he'll get it for you. Want a snack? Let's see what's in the kitchen...

Water? Of course, you have to stay hydrated!

Comfort? He'll make sure of that as best as he can!

• Also also, he'll ask Earth's help to make sure that you're really okay.

Relationship hcs:

• He does literally the same things, but

• He'll offer himself and his cats, if you want to snuggle.

• While cuddling, he will caress your hair and hug you to keep you close to him. Your heartbeat also helps him find out if you're okay or not. And after all of this, it helps him relax!

• The blood isn't disturbing him at all, it's just makes him worried even more. Usually, blood is not a good sign. :)

Moon

General:

• Moon would act more calmly, but behind it, he is nervous

• He can get easily concerned and he's often unsure if he does the right thing to you

• Because of that, he'll ask for Earth's advice and help a lot!

• He's not the best at comfort, but he'll try. He won't do kiss and cuddle, but he will try to make you feel comfortable as best as he can. He'll often scan you instead of just simply ask you if you're okay.

• The closest you can get to cuddling is watching a movie with him. Y'know, i don't think he'll stop his workmaniac ass from work, but to make sure that you're fine, and if you really wanna spend time with him, then he'll stay for a few hours. Mostly he will wait for you until you fall asleep. After that, he'll send Earth or Sun to check up on you.

• Don't worry, he cares, he really does! And he's more than just worried about you! It's just so much happening right now...

Relationship hcs:

Nuh uh, i'm respecting him way too much to write this lmao

Eclipse

• -Eclipse my beloved-

• so, the most realistic scenario is that Eclipse probably wouldn't really care (at least not that much), but the fact is, i'm a fanfic writer lmao :) So lemme just rip apart some canon facts and paste my headcanons into their place. Okay, now we can begin!

General:

• Eclipse is not the best at comforting, and he probably won't just go and snuggle with you. However, he is a great listener!

• If you don't annoy him too much, he'll let you tell your problems and might decide to help you.

• He acts like he wouldn't care, tho ocasionally he will ask you if you're okay or how bad the pain is

• if the pain is that bad, he'll try to get you painkillers.

• If you're at the point where you can't even get up or just feels bad to reach for example a water bottle, if you ask him, then he will probably give you (with a slight eye roll) the thing you asked. Just don't bother him too much.

• We all know that Eclipse can be a lil shit- but if you tell him that you're not in the mood, then he won't tease you or be a jerk. Don't get me wrong, this doesn't mean that he'll be a total sweetheart, but he will understand that now is not a good time.

Relationship hcs:

• Dude, idk how, but you managed to get him into a relationship. Good job 👍

• the blood won't disturb him and he's really calm about it.

• And this may be surprising, but he knows excatly what he has to do. He's really serious about your care too! He seems like that kind of person who doesn't care, but trust me, when it comes to you, he takes his job really seriously.

• He is usually quiet, but if you love to hear his voice, he'll talk more often. You know, just chatting about random things, everything that comes in mind. And actually, he is a great company!

• (Because let's be honest- that deep voice Davis gave him makes me feel something more than just "calmness"-)

• He will stay by your side won't leave you. This is how he can make sure that you're alright or find out easiestly if you aren't well. And like I said, he also gives you company with this!

• if you ask him, he might order you food aswell!

• The closest you get to cuddling? Mostly your head resting on his chest while you gently hugging him. Rarely, big spoon and little spoon — and he's the big spoon.

Earth

General:

• Earth is very kind and caring! Though, she is an animatronic, she knows more about the female body and mentality.

• She usually stays right next to you except if you ask her to give you some privacy, then she will respect your decision and leave or if she has no other choice than leaving, she will still manage to check up on you somehow.

• She is gentliest and supports you all the time! She tries to make you feel comfortable as she can!

• She will order you food (even if you don't ask her) and buy you supplies. She isn't panicking or worried (okay, maybe a little), she knows excatly what to do and she can keep herself calm and steady.

• If it makes you more comfortable, then she'll cuddle with you (and tbh, Monty might will join) with icecreams and/or noodles (or anything else you desire) while watching a movie.

• If the pain is really bad, then she'll consider to call a doctor. But usually she knows what to do.

• In the end, she is really caring!

Lunar

General:

• He'll probably be misunderstood or confused abour your behaviour at the begining so you or Earth may have to explain it to him.

• As he catches up, he will pay more attention to you.

• Earth and Sun will help you the most, however Lunar will do what he can!

• AND i know that probably many of y'alls comfort/kinnie/favourite character of the show is Lunar, so I'll let you cuddle with him! Just don't squish him too much please-

• But seriously, he'll let you hug him and he'll often ask you how you feeling or reassure you that "It's gonna be okay!" and soon you will feel better

• Also, he will probably join to the movie with you and Earth (and Monty) if he isn't busy with training.

Relationship hcs:

...This section makes me uncomfortable-

Solar

• dude, you have no idea how much we miss you...

General:

• Solar is probably the third one beside Sun and Earth who will try to help and take care of you a lot.

• If he's concerned or unsure about something (tho this is rare) he will search up for more information in his head, and try to do his best

• He'll bring you anything you need for comfort

• He will often ask you how bad is it, to know your status. You can't say that he isn't worried, although he looks very relaxed and calm. Probably because he dosn't want to stress you more.

• He will work while he keeps an eye on you.

Relationship hcs:

• I think this twink would be a really great boyfriend like-

• let's start with the snuggling and cuddling

• we knew that he is a workmaniac and bro literally doesn't know what sleeping is

• BUT he may take off some days and spends those times with you

• otherwise, you two will spend the day in the theatre

• Solar usually likes to play with your hair to relax you or steal your attention from the pain OR i can imagine him do big spoon little spoon. And usually he is the big spoon.

• But if you stay at the theatre and if there's nobody, he will let you rest in his lap while he is caressing your hair. But the least he will do is let you rest your head on his shoulder, even if there are some people. Fortunately, the theatre is not a busy place, so you two can cuddle as much as you desire

• I wouldn't say that he's a big kisser, but sometimes he'll land a small kiss on your forehead or on the top of your head.

• It's really important him to make you feel comfortable, and he is more than happy to be that person who makes this possible.

[cherryp0p224]

Rise turtles + april cuddle headcanons?

Cuddle Headcanons!!!

Raphael:

I personally headcanon raph to have physical touch as his love language. Being the oldest, the best way to show his brothers love is with bear hugs and hair ruffles, but with an S/O, his cuddles will be much more intimate

Snuggle sessions are his favorite quality time with his S/O. Sometimes the poor boy just needs to settle down and receive some loving

Typically Raph is the big spoon because, well he a big boy and he's got spikes on his shell, but he wishes he could be a little spoon so bad

Let this sweetheart lay on your lap, please, its the closest thing he can get to being little spoon

Since he's a lot bigger, he'll typically lay you on his plastron or in his lap to cuddle, but if your just as big as him, he'll wanna lay on top of you with his head on your chest

For the times your in his lap, he loves to hug you from behind and rest his head on your shoulder

Raph really loves it when you give him cuddle time kisses. Kiss his head and his tail will be wagging for hours

Warning though: Alligator snapping turtles have bigger, longer tails, so you'll probably have to deal with loud thumping from his tail wags

Leonardo:

Leo seems like the type of guy to have no problem with physical affection at all, but when it gets to a more intimate level, I feel like that might take him some time to get used to it. As flirtatious as he is, he's still new to showing love without the teasing

After getting used to cuddles from his S/O, he will have no problem asking for more or luring them in for a cuddle sesh

Leo will ALWAYS want to be the big spoon. He loves to just wrap his arms around your waist and hold you in his arms. It makes him feel like your hero

For most cuddle sessions, Leo likes to lay his head on your chest while you scratch his head. It always puts him to sleep

I headcanon Leo giving words of affirmation as a love language, so during cuddle sessions, he'll be complimenting you endlessly

Also, prepare for a lot of neck kisses and nuzzles. He just Loves lovin on you

Once in a while, Leo might ruin the mood by blowing raspberries on your stomach or tickling you out of no where. He just wants to hear you laugh

Leo does NOT like churring out loud, he gets really embarrassed about it, but if you scratch the back of his shell while he's laying against you, he will become a churring mess

Michaelangelo

Mikey would definitely be the one to cuddle more than the rest of his brothers. He's just naturally clingy and very touchy. Even Donnie can't escape the hugs from Mikey, everyone gets a piece of the action with this little lad

Mikeys got a lot of energy bundled up in him, but when it comes to cuddle sessions, he settles down for some time with his S/O

Mikey doesn't care if he's big spoon or little spoon. He likes both holding you and being held by you, but on bad days, expect him to ask for little spoon position

There are gonna be a lot of nuzzles coming from this boy. You know how cats rub themselves against their owners? Yeh, that's mikey. This boy is all over you

Typically, Mikey will put some relaxing music on for cuddle sessions so that you two can wind down

Mikey tends to make little chirping sounds when he starts to really relax, so its a sign to let you know he might fall asleep

Sometimes, Mikey likes it when you take a clean paint brush and brush it against his shell. It's so soothing. Once in a while, he'll even use the paintbrush on you

Whenever you have a bad day, Mikey will lay you on his plastron and rub circles on your back or play with your hair

Donatello

Now Donnie has never been big on affection, we all know this, but even though he avoids affection, I do think he's touch starved. I don't think he hates it, I just think he doesn't know what to do with affection or intimacy, this ending with him reacting awkwardly

Be patient with Donnie, please. It's gonna take him a while until he's comfortable enough to cuddle, but once he's used to it, he LOVES it

Donnie will be very hesitant at first, but after the first few cuddle sessions, he takes his battle shell off

He'll definitely be a bit shy to ask for cuddles

He LOVES it when you rub his shell, he becomes a churring mess. Just make sure you do it gently, it's sensitive.

Don't you DARE go on your phone while you guys are cuddling, he will not hesitate to snatch that phone and toss it

Like Mikey, Donnies ok with being both big or little spoon, but he does prefer to be big spoon. Being little spoon makes him flustered

Give him cuddle sesh kisses, he'll turn into pudding

April:

Like raph, April plays the role of an older sibling, so she has no problem giving affection, she's all about the lovin and sisterly kisses for her new turtle siblings, but with her S/O, it's a whole other story. Prepare for lots of love

During cuddle sessions, April enjoys sitting in your lap while her head lays on your shoulder

April doesn't mind being little spoon every once in a while, but she much prefers to be big spoon. She can rub your stomach while hugging you from behind

Expect a lot of kisses during cuddle sessions with her. She is gonna be giving you smooches all the way from your head to your tummy

She likes to cup your face sometimes and compliment you endlessly. She just wants you to know how special you are to her and how lucky she is to have you

Sometimes if things are too quiet, she'll start flirting with you till you're as red as raphs mask. Things like holding your chin and whispering sweet nothings into your ears

Untie her hair, let it loose, and rub her head. She will be in heaven. Her hairs always tied up, so having it loose is just really relieving. It's even better when her S/O is sitting there, scratching her scalp.

April likes to sometimes tuck her head under your chin whenever she's in your lap. She just loves to close her eyes and take in your scent, it makes her feel at ease

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a flower & flower protector - p. niran [lifeweaver]

summary; you've heard of a sunshine and sunshine protector, well how about a flower and flower protector?

genre/extra tags; fluff, general headcanons abt being lifeweaver's s/o but with a more set dynamic, me just thinking about a dynamic in my head, reader is an overwatch agent (tank to be specific), very black cat & retriever energy in a way?, lifeweaver is the flower.. heh, get it?? bc his thai nickname is bua? which is lotus,,, anyways i love this man

[gender neutral! reader]

a/n; it's a crime that i haven't written for him yet bc i just wish there was more about him. he's literally my only source of representation as a south asian gay (at least the closest i'll get to a cambodian lgbt figure). and i love him so much for that but i will never forgive people shitting on him bc of blizzard's shit timing for everything

ugh, anyways, representation matters and i love him. i lost my shit when he was first announced, it made me so happy to see another type of south asian (especially one close to my family's home country) in my favorite game and he was gay so it was even more impactful as a gay person myself. and i imagine it was the same for a lot of other people.

niran is too nice sometimes

you love him for it but he seriously needs to pump the breaks on trying to do so much sometimes

especially since he is still technically wanted in several countries for his developments in bio light.

he's not,, super golden retriever energy but he's always so bright and sweet, it's hard to not at least say dog energy. maybe at least... chill dog energy. glad to be here but not being crazy energetic about it.

you.. not so much. you're very "i dont mind being here but i dont like it either" and he finds it entertaining and endearing bc even if you hate it, you're with him and making sure he's having a good time and there's no one there to ruin it

you're kind of intimidating but then you stand next to niran and he's so much taller than you ?! you're like near his chin or lips in height, so you're still kind of tall?? but also he is a very tall man in general

some people find it hard to believe that you're the one in the frontlines in battle and he's the one supporting you but it's really cute though

he likes that you're close to his height. "just means easier access to kiss you!" in his words.

he's always the one initiating pda and you never say no to it. you always grumble abt it but he just smiles so sweetly and you end up letting him do what he wants

but in private, you're the one being attached to him

often being the little spoon bc as much as you love protecting the people of the world, you want to be protected too sometimes and that's okay

but you do like being big spoon too and he loves being cuddled when you're the one initiating it

he's always the one rambling to you about his new discoveries and his plants or just anything in general

and you're always listening intently. and you get him things based on what he's talked about recently or what reminds you of him :')

"did you get this for me, dear?"

".. no." [yes.]

"of course, of course." he nods knowingly, sending you that little smug smirk. he obviously knows. "well, then i'm just gonna go ask the rest of the agents if they- [gifted this to me]"

you're hugging him from behind, face pressed against his back, "i hate you so much niran."

that stupidly cute laugh leaves his lips, "i love you too."

the overwatch crew's opinions really vary

symm doesn't mind your presence when you're around, she doesn't mind when you have silent moments bc she has those moments too. you both are close friends

genji kind of relates to you, when you just feel like being away from people but you don't want to actually feel lonely. he finds solace in that. also you both probably meditate together (with zen on occasion), and he enjoys having a meditation partner

tracer is always nice around you, very cheery and always trying to get a laugh or smile out of you. you only spare a weak laugh or a huff of a laugh and niran has to explain that you probably did find her joke funny and you don't want to admit it (which is true). sometimes it's a bit awkward when he's not around to explain that, so you just come off as really really awkward or unintentionally rude (or maybe intentionally if you didn't like her jokes)

you know that baptiste flirts a lot with niran, and you dont really care bc he does that with mostly everyone. you don't blame him (some of the agents are really pretty and handsome but you love niran the most). you trust niran enough. he's a very honest person with you.

bap also tries to flirt with you too. niran joins in to double team you and get you flustered. and sometimes it works. you're unfortunately really bad at handling and accepting compliments.

bap is very flirty best friend vibes but he never pushes past the limits of course. niran's glad to have a friend who matches his energy and you're just glad he's got another place to put that energy

continuing on...

after missions, he's always patching you up. you're the tank after all (you can only take so many orisa spears to the head-)

during missions, he gives his 110% for you and the team. and he does it well ‼️

during those off times (which can really vary what with null sector and the invasion and etc.), you both just try to relax as much as possible. sometimes niran gets really restless bc he just wants to save the world as soon as possible :(

but you remind him about how it takes time and even heroes need rest.

you tend to take care of him more during those off times because he just gets so anxious and he overthinks a bit.

you're very realistic with your goals, niran can get too optimistic, and it can really hurt him. but you keep him grounded.

mm.. let's move to a lighter topic now,,,,

his love language is physical touch and acts of service. his in game,,, everything just screams that to me idk

when he pulls you in his life grip and saves you 😍 (lowkey, i fall in love with those players who save my ass like that as a support player/j)

nah but real talk, when you come back to him in the grip, he slips a hand around your waist, "let me hold you a bit longer, hm?" I LOVE HIM FR FR ‼️‼️

anyways, he likes doing things for you. and the pda thing as mentioned before applies to the physical touch love language ofc

he has to have like a few seconds to gently guide your close to him with his hand on your lower back or to hold your hand. or just hold you in general.

he's the type of guy to say you have something your hair and goes to fix it but there was nothing, he wanted an excuse to make it a kdrama moment

he's like a bit dramatic but you love him for it you know?

he's a bit cheesy but he's cute so it's okay

he's always telling you how much he loves you. you dont do the same, at least not verbally

it's mostly physically/through actions. handing him things he didn't know he needed, buying him presents that made you think of him

very gift giving and acts of service

..

man this is longer than i thought it was gonna be... um..

idk if i should go further. someone request it and i'll write in-game interactions that would happen or describe flower protector! reader more. /hj

[sol-consort]

Regarding the human kink thing when it comes to turians, some people actually do be nesting, omega-verse style. Imagine being a human assigned to a turian ship, and you just over here in your bunk, innocently arranging the pillows and stuffies, while these guys are just standing there, slack-jawed and harmonizing their subvocals lol

[updated post]

A/B/O is not for me, but I dig the concept of aliens being intrigued by plushies. They are weird when you think about it.

The weird part isn't the plushies–it makes sense for warm-blooded mammals who value skinship to enjoy cuddling soft things, hugs are fundamental for your health—No, The weird part is how the most popular plushies aren't human shaped.

You could argue dolls, but dolls aren't used as plushies. They're more hard and sturdy, something that can withstand being played with. they have joints and brushable hair. Dolls are puppets to tell a story with, a psychological form of play through creativity.

I want you for a moment to imagine an advanced civilisation of bears with me.

With metropolises and bustling economy, they haven't mastered space travel yet but they've been eyeing the planet closest to them, bringing back rocks from the moon, etc.

In one apartment complex, there lives a bear family. The furniture is more accommodating to their larger build, clothes are more of an accessory to them considering their luxurious fur coats keeping them warm.

It's nighttime, tomorrow's a Sunday and mom bear has to leave to work early, she's currently washing the dishes leftover from the wonderful dinner the family just had. Her wife, however, is putting their son to bed. it's his second week in elementary bear school! he's unhappy with his seating arrangement in class however, the teacher placed him too far from his best friend.

His mother promises to have a chat with the teacher about it when she drops him off tomorrow, the son bear is very delighted and roars happily. A big yawn escapes him as his eyelids get heavy.

In his arms, there lies a cotton friend. His most beloved treasure, the most precious inanimate object to his heart. His plushie!

He adores it. It makes him so happy. It helped make him feel safe when he first started sleeping alone after his moms got him his own bed.

Now, I need you to tell me what does the plushie look like?

For me, these are the options that instinctively came to my mind when attempting to imagine what sentient bear cubs living in a 21st century would gravitate towards in a plushie.

A) a teddybear, more fluffy, abstract, and cartoonish looking

B) a plushie in the shape of a honeyjar

C) a plushie in the shape of a fish–more specifically, salmon or trout

D) fuck idk man leave me alone

When compressed down to their core, in the most simplfied form, the choices are:

A) Identity

B) Food

C) Food

D) How did you get into my house?

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With that long analogy out of the way, when you compare that limited selection to the actual things humans have already turned into plushies, it just doesn't make sense.

Food, yes we have plushies of food but also of animals we do not eat. rabbits, cats, dogs, dolphins, bugs. We have plushies of predetors even, things that once hunted us down, beings that still could very well kill us if we meet face to face, tigers, sharks, bears themselves even.

Animal cartoons are much more popular amongst kids. Fables about talking animals have been a stable genre ever since humans invented writing. Animal plushies are popular amongst adults too.

Plushies of inanimate objects, of plants, of fictional characters and fantasy creatures.

I'm willing to bet that humans already made plushies of verans since the first year they came into space, that they sold out on earth immediately. Hell, I'm sure there are plushies of reapers, of protheons and even of turians and other species.

Not even abstract ideas were spared from being into marketable plushies! isn't there a series designed to raise awareness for mental illness?

The whole meme of "turns your fav into a marketable plushie" spread so much because it is true. If there is one thing humans love, is making plushies of anything not human.

And that's the weird part to aliens, the big boy of human anomalies. "Why do they want to cuddle literally everything in this universe? and how come plushies of other humans is the last thing on that list"

You try to explain it to a salarian once but they just look at you in confusion. What do you mean you sleeping with plushes resembling your species is "weird"?? Don't you humans like hugging each other so much? Yet cuddling the soft imitation of a reaper each night isn't weird to you????

That's not even mentioning how the bear society analogy is flawed because we are biased by nature. We projected the bear society onto our human agriculture and based it upon our own popculture.

When in reality they would hold very different values, a different emotional range. They'd be as diverse as the other alien species in mass effect, sharing more resemblance to them than to humans.

We see someone sad, and we have this need to touch them, pat their shoulder, rub their back, hold their hands, and give a hug. Bears let their children walk on their own while we carry our young more, much like aquatic birds in more ways than we'd think.

A/B/O nesting isn't my cup of tea, but with turians, it's easier to digest. Yeah, they are birds. It would be literal nesting. That's kinda cute.

We like caves, it's also cute. Would turians prefer the top bunkbed? Anyway.

Birds usually throw clutter away from their nests, anything that's not a straw or building material is disposed off to make space for their eggs.

While we like the opposite, clutter fucking rocks! at least for humans.

We have a mattress, then a mattress cover, then a sheet.

Then we have pillows, stuffing, then pillow covers, decorative pillows.

After it, multiple blankets! a soft one, a heavy one, an airy one. Sometimes, blankets come with blanket covers.

Finally, the plushies arrive. Multiple of course, some for decorations, others well worn with cuddles. Sometimes a gaint big one to fully wrap all of our limbs around.

Sometimes our beds have crumbs from food we eat in it, othertimes it has a stray sock we took off while in bed and forgot.

Most of the time it has our phone in it, a pet joins us there, book we're reading, laundry we were supposed to fold but forgot, a bag, or several outfits as we get ready to go out.

That's a cave, much like bears leave the skeletal remains of their prey, we have crumbs from the cookie we suddenly craved at 3am.

Nests are neat and clutter-free, at least the bird ones, always getting cleaned from waste. Eggshells are thrown out as they hatch, baby birds waste are immediately disposed of.

Lizard nests aren't that different.

Because the equivalent to a nest foundation isn't the blankets, plushies, or pillows. it's the house foundation itself!

The concrete walls and the sturdy floorboards. The whole bedroom is already a well-built nest. The bed is just an extra cushion. The fluffy material and loose feathers birds leave at the very top, so the twigs don't scratch the fragile eggs.

So, in conclusion. Turians and Salarians would get VERY overwhelmed in a human bedroom, let alone a human bed with plushies, stuffies, and blankets.

They're like, "Are you expecting a baby???" When they notice what their brain consider is extra protective fluffing for eggs.

Turians even more because of their lack of skin nerves, hard plating, and all. Their outershell makes it hard to appreciate soft things, let alone hugging them, when they can barely feel it.

Salarains? They're softer, more squishy, and they might enjoy the way it feels against their skin. Most reptiles do, and they're the closest thing for reference.

They're warm-blooded, but they do originate from a fully tropical planet + they're amphibians and might have used to be semi-aquatic? Meaning that while they still produce their own bodyheat, it wouldn't be that much to begin with. Space is definitely much colder to them than to a human.

That's why hugging a human is so nice to them! They can leech off of your body heat as their very own sun–or at least a substitute for a heatlamp.

But plushies and blankets are a different story. With blankets, they might make them cold or freeze since they blocked whatever light or heatlamp the salarians must need for sleep when they're not wearing their temperature adjustment suits.

And if you sleep next to them under the blanket, your trapped body heat will cause the temperature to rise above what's comfortable for them and risk overheating them. Same with the fluffy sheets, pillows or plushies.

there's the risk of overheating them with your body as the blanket traps in the heat. it will happen slowly, but that just makes it more dangerous. A slow simmer of rising body temperature as they realise what a death trap a human bed actually is.

Plus, salarians only need one hour of sleep per cycle, it seems very excessive to them that you'd build a whole room and make the biggest piece of furniture in it solely for the purpose of sleep. All of those plushies just to hug to sleep?

Drell, who breathe through their skin, would view blankets as a total nightmare. Their clothes already need a lot of adjustment to accommodate their conditions, only certain material is airy enough to allow them to get a lungfull, and you want to suffocate them with cotton or polyester?

They know you only breathe through your nose, but it still...makes them feel uneasy. Seeing you covered completely in stuffies and thick blankets, only your head poking out. Much like what it would feel for us to see someone go to sleep underwater with a flimsy mask connected to an oxygen tank. Now, this is truly a death trap–the salarians were right.

As long as you forgo the blanket and...allow them to fully strip down, they will give this whole human bed thing a try. Silk or satin sheets and pillow covers feel the best against their skin, smooth surfaces that seamlessly glide, air particles passing through it with little trouble.

Anything fluffy, feathery, or with fur will irritate their skin. It's like something brushing against your nose. They sacrifice a lot of comfort when it comes to indulging the human need to cuddle, but most drell rarely complain as they accommodate to your need, even if it meant you'd be slightly cutting off their air circulation.

Maybe their society is exceptionally polite? Maybe devotion and sacrifice for the ones you love are just ingrained in their biology? It would explain their endless royalty to the hanar despite how staying on that planet is literally killing them.

Oh yeah, owning a humidifier in your room will cause them a lot of pain and discomfort. Turn it off, or if you really want to woo a drell, get a dehumidifier.

Krogans would fucking love our beds tho. Might make fun of it at first, but they secretly also want a soft mattress and plushies to cuddle with.

Get close enough with a Krogan, and they'll start crashing in your room and taking naps on your own bed whenever the chance presents itself.

Don't the asari sleep in pods? I'm thinking of that sex scene in ME, she fucks you in a pod. That's something. At least...Liara gets used to human beds?

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Anway! having established all of that definitely vital and necessary world building, I can finally talk smut about the turians! the original context of this request!

One look at a human's bed and their minds are definitely going south. First of all, human, you're in desperate need of a mate because your nest is a mess! Why do you have so many different fabrics? Aren't you worried you'll suffocate yourself with a plushie or too while sleeping?

Second of all...they didn't know humans were this soft. You mean, most humans sleep like this? In very comfortable beds? Even like...the army tough ones? Oh, that's why they get so excited for shore leave? so they can return to their actual comfortable nests–sorry yes "beds" and have some decent sleep?

huh.

And none of you are expecting children, correct? This is just how the average adult human goes to sleep?

Turians don't have the heart to tell you that they associate soft beds–ones like yours—to the human equivalent of a heart-shaped bed with rose petals scattered around, candles illuminating the room and a very deliberate lack of condoms.

They try not to...think about it whenever they come into the room. A bluish hue adorning their cheeks, trying to avoid eye-contact as they explain that uh...fuck, they accidentally glanced towards your bed and forgot what they came here to say.

I talked before how jarring it's to them that humans easily allow others on their bed, be it human or not. You just casually invite your friends to sit on it? The same sheets you sleep on each night? the one so heavy with your delicious scent they can practically smell it the second they stepped foot into this room?

And now you're telling them to take a seat, even handing them one of your plushies to keep in their lap. What's a friendly gesture and a show of trust is being very very badly misinterpreted by their brain chemistry, their biology going haywire at what they consider the declaration of "Get me pregnant" Whether you're actually capable of it or not.

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Sidenote, the angara might be the only ones to share our bed preferences, not only that but show enthusiasm at the mention of plushies.

The only difference is that their society values plushies that resemble people more, angara like them. The dolls and plushie lineup are very intertwined.

Cuddling very intimately with someone isn't sexualised either, nor presented under a romantic light necessarily. Their society prides itself on love and affection; they're direct with expressing their emotions.

A single angara family can have many mothers and fathers, tens of sisters and brothers. Cuddling and sharing a bed is very normalised even far into adulthood.

They might be the ones giving humans the wrong idea by immediately inviting them back to cuddle on their bed after only the second meeting. Just because they decided they like you :) It's the equivalent of going out for coffee.

Protheoans, meanwhile, fall on the opposite spectrum. Javik doesn't have a bed, does he? He never asks for one either. They're a society of warriors, they value strength and abhor tenderness. Brutal honesty is their forte.

But...they also read each other's emotions through touch.

While beds are a foreign concept, plushies are not. Javik can sense the history of a room just by directly touching its floorboards. Plushies and other sentimental objects must be valued very greatly in their society, doesn't he hold onto the disk of memories from his time back before being frozen?

He understands why his own species came to value plushies, but why the hell does yours do it? You lack his abilities, all humans do.

You try to explain it to him, but it just sounds like you're describing vague and badly done emotion reading with extra steps.

He concludes that humans must hold traces of these abilities. It just translates into safety and the need to cuddle others. Also, it is clearly inferior to the protheon's advanced ability, so yeah.

Javik dislikes your bed but likes your plushies and actually welcomes cuddling. He remains stoic throughout it but you can feel him poking through your memories.

Same with your plushies, he asks that he may keep one as a relic. A piece of your soul, your history is encased in it like an artifact in amber.

Touching it almost feels exactly like travelling in time to meet your old self, getting to part the curtians of space itself and get a front row view on the person you used to be.

Plushies immortalise you to protheans, who would've thought.

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I had so much fun with this an analysis it <333 I know it isn't exactly what you had in mind anon, I'm sorry, A/B/O is listed as a "no" in my requesting list. But the concept was so good I had to approach it in a different direction.

I hope you still enjoyed it!

[thatwildnya]

Hi hi! I have another question lol (also I may start calling myself 🐸 anon if you're cool with that lol)

How would some of the centaur guys be with a little human around - like if MC had a little sibling or something?

I can see Lilia lending a hand with looking after the kid, and some of the younger ones letting them join in with games (although human squishieness may prove to be a dilemma - two-legged friends may not be quite as resilient as centaurs lol)

Nickers:

Wild: This was a really fun one for me to do. Thinking about the more social guys having fun with a tiny human had me smiling the whole time. I hope you enjoy these as much as I did writing them!

MC Younger Sibling

If the kid was with mc from the beginning they will be closest with the first years by far. They grew and matured together, it’s only natural for them to be so close. Their bond would be stronger than the boys have with mc, so if the kid moves out they will be going with them. As for the rest they would be just as protective of them as they are of mc. Malleus in particular would be extra protective. Every other human thinks he’s a ferocious beast except the two relatives of Crowley, he’d spoil the kid rotten if mc wasn’t there. Silver and Lilia are also particularly fond of the little munchkin. Lilia just loves kids in general and Silver wants to protect whatever mc holds dear.

Tiny humans in General

Now if we’re going outside the story, things are very different for a lot of the boys.

Riddle, Azul, and Idia would avoid the kid as much as possible. It’s not that they utterly despise kids, they’re just inexperienced and need to warm up to them. Once they know how to deal with them they’ll stop running off.

Idia will immediately try to run away as soon as the kid enters the same room. He does not do well with strangers, especially loud ones, and is prone to lashing out when backed into a corner. He should definitely not be left alone with a child nearby, there’s a huge risk he might accidentally injure them.

Azul has only seen kids on the other side of his tank and has never interacted with them. He is aware humans are much more fragile than centaurs and is worried he might scare or harm them. Usually he flees to his octopot to hide in until they’re gone. If he can’t he stays near his master, using them as a shield of sorts. Give him time to adjust and he’ll be tossing kids into the air with his tentacles for some fun before you know it.

Riddle does not do well in loud and stressful environments for long periods of time without breaks. He does not handle stress well and will be overwhelmed soon. You should introduce him slowly so he can adjust. Given time he will become a top notch babysitter. He has no problem with cuddling up for a story or nap time.

Ace (cardinal) and Epel absolutely hate any kids that are not their own or their masters.

Ace loses lots of feathers from their sticky hands and hates how they always bother him for a ride. He will go full animal to hide in places where they can’t get to him. Otherwise he’s very good at keeping them entertained. He teaches them magic tricks and harmless pranks. He’s happy to let family have his feathers, he often uses them for tickle attacks.

Epel will do whatever he can to keep unwanted kids away. He hates how they call him cute and keep trying to play because he’s just a bunny with antlers, that means he’s friendly! This is not true, jackalope centaurs are known for their stubbornness and willingness to fight. Plus it hurts when they pull on his antlers. On the other hand he puts up with being called cute because he doesn’t have to worry about someone getting mad at him for correcting them. No karens for him. He’ll be more tolerant of being picked up and hugs, though in any pictures he’ll have a grumpy face of defeat.

Cater, Jack, Ruggie, Floyd, Kalim, Rook, Ortho, Malleus, Lilia, and Cheka adore kids.

Bunny centaurs are known for being very good with kids and often make perfect pets for big families. Cater is no exception. He soaks up all the compliments kids give me. He’s happy to play pretend with them, do their hair and makeup, read, anything. They don’t judge him and just want to have fun.

Jack loves playing with them due to his high energy levels. Absolutely loves playing fetch and going for a swim with ‘em. And once they’re all tuckered out you can find them all curled up for a nap. He doesn’t hide his emotions around kids, they don’t pose a threat.

Ruggie also has high energy so he doesn’t mind running around with them for an hour or so. His favorite part is all the pets and snacks they give him. Be careful of his weight or you might end up with an unhealthy hyena on your hands.

Though Floyd is another with high energy he can also be just as low energy. He only likes playing when he’s in the mood and will not respond well if pestered. Best to keep kids away, let him play with the teens.

Kalim comes from a respectable breeder that takes the utmost care of all pets in their possession. There were both human and centaur kids running around when he was there, so he knows how to be careful around them. A fun thing fox centaurs can do is roll around like a wheel in their half form. He has a lot of fond memories tucking kiddos close to his belly and somersaulting around the yard. It’s hard to get him dizzy.

Rook is a curious fellow and will happily entertain children to see how they react. His favorite game is hide and sneak to no one's surprise. He’s not allowed to be the seeker because he’s too good at it. Learned his lesson so he makes sure to let himself be found every so often. Unfortunately banned from playing tag he keeps making kids cry. His face gets scary when he’s it.

Ortho and Cheka are also children.

Malleus likes to be around them because it satisfies his need to protect something. Loves going tiny dragon and sleeping on them. Dragon hoarding behavior.

Lilia is same as canon when it comes to kids.

Leona, Jamil, and Sebek prefer to not be around kids but aren’t going to run for the hills like the first three. They just kinda go “ugh, annoying.” and continue with their day.

Leona is very tolerant of them and doesn’t really mind them using him as a jungle gym. There’s no need to worry about them climbing over the manticore either, no scorpion tail for him. He will correct them if they do any tail pulling and such. Boys get a gentle bap or roared at. Girl's get a growl. He tolerates females more. He secretly loves when kids fall asleep with him. It’s a huge sign of trust to fall asleep when touching another for centaurs. They will take this very seriously and make sure you’re comfy as possible.

Snakes can be scary to some so Jamil doesn’t have to worry about them as much. The brave ones that do approach will be neither welcomed nor shooed away unless he’s busy. He doesn’t mind entertaining their questions or letting them get a closer look at his features. He does like when they touch his scales, the warmth of their hands feel nice.

Sebek will shoo them away if he’s busy with anything. He doesn’t like being interrupted and has no qualms harshly correcting kids that test his patience. If he’s asked to watch them he lays down on the side while they run around doing kid things. His eyes are unblinking as he babysits, taking the job very seriously. Unless the kids ask him to join in he just stays like that. Now if we’re swimming that’s a whole different topic. Sebek loves water and will happily play in it with anyone. You can see him giving the kids rides pretending to be their boat or he’ll dive under with them hanging on with snorkeling masks.

The rest of the boys don’t explicitly swing one way or another.

Vil and Trey have no problem interacting with them but don’t seek out to do so either. Vil does like doing their hair and makeup. Trey likes to give them treats and has fun baking with them. They both enjoy playing pretend too.

Deuce, Jade, and Silver will initiate play time as much as they don’t. They rarely say no to having fun with them but will sometimes seek out a hiding spot from being overstimulated by the loud and chaotic energy kids have.

[beedlemania]

Davy lives for attention and thrives off it. If Davy wants attention, he's going to get it.

The guys will often find themselves waking up to Davy sitting on them because he wants them to play with him or read to him or cuddle with him.

Davy also gets jealous so easily. It gets to the point where if he's not getting the attention but someone else is, he'll pretend to be sick or hurt so that he gets the attention. Sometimes in his attempt to fake being hurt he accidentally does hurt himself.

Sometimes, Davy can get a little mean when jealous. Nothing too terrible, but if someone else is getting attention, he'll lightly shove them away or grumble "no" or just glare and pout trying to look angry.

He can also become possessive. Like, if he wants Mike to pay attention to him but Mike has the nerve to say something, even one word, to Peter or have a conversation with Micky, Davy will grab onto Mike and scream "Mine!" and glare at the other two or try to shove them away. Mike has to remind Davy that it's not nice to hit/hurt our friends.

Davy’s very used to having to share the attention of his parents, then only his father, between him and his three sisters so now that he’s regressing and reliving those years, he’s NOT good at sharing.

He’ll be off doing his own thing and then realise he hasn’t been getting attention and run off to annoy someone. He constantly presses himself up against the others and nuzzles their arm/chest with his face like a cat. He also makes a bunch of little noises (like his ‘Oop!’) and wait for someone to respond to it if its been too long without attention.

I think after sharing attention with his sisters, then coming to America all alone, Davy is very insecure about being alone or forgotten about and that’s where it stems from. Whenever Mike pays attention to someone else Davy sees it as Mike ignoring or forgetting about him. There’s plenty of times where he works himself up over this and will have meltdowns and start hyperventilating.

Hes a very affectionate person and at the beginning finds it very difficult to respect physical boundaries. He needs to be near the others all the time and its hard to wrap his head around the fact that the guys dont want a hug or to be touched right now. Which, in his regressed mind, he takes as rejection and gets very upset over it.

He hates when one of the others takes the attention off of him and does everything in his power to get it back, including like you said, pretending to be hurt or sick. Davy can be quite reckless sometimes without meaning to be so sometimes he’ll actually hurt himself for attention. He’ll throw himself down on the floor then tell the others he fell but it actually did really hurt so his tears aren’t fake.

Whenever they have group cuddles he’ll (gently) shove the others out of the way so that he gets to be closest to Mike. “Mine” is definitely his favourite word and he’s constantly scowling at whoever took Mikes attention. (The post man thinks Davy has beef with him). Davy can get quite bratty when he thinks he’s being left out of things. If two of the guys are laughing he’ll demand to know what happened or if he’s too short to see something he’ll demand someone lift him up.

It worries the others a lot and over time they find ways to help him and make him overcome this fear of being left behind. He does make progress and becomes less aggressive (to himself and others) and less possessive but he still is quite sensitive.

[ch1-kasak0]

@flutters-to-cuppers

AO3

Bendy straw Drabbles - Shaden-freude

(Primarily fluff, didn't notice anything but there might be swearing, unconfirmed)

Bendy straw OG version story, bad ending version - Yosnap

(I barely skinned over it, seems neutral aside from £-#++_ type censored swearing)

Hell's Demon Duo - Swis_Cheez

(Pretty neutral, some angst. Maybe a slight suggestive tone at some point during chapter 9, overall neutral)

Contracts Schaden_freude

(Chaotic to say the least?? Idek, one minute they were betting on smth, the next they were kissing, bendy wants to get physical but cup doesnt, bendy finds contracts, demon cup fights bendy, bendy make a deal, but bc bendy doesn't have a soul it doesn't bind and bendy destroys cups contract, they cuddle and then they randomly decide they want to do it for the first time and the ending is them racing to the bedroom before anything can happen???? Chaos idk, I personally wouldn't recommend that was really random)

Fragile//H3arts&St4rs AU - SCATT3R_BRAIN3D

Summary:

Bendy wonders why Cuphead wears gloves, and if being made out of porcelain has something to do with it. Cuphead gets a bit insecure though.. but Bendy is there to comfort him. :) <3

(Had to put in the summary, but oh my god this was adorable.. 🙏10/10 would read again)

Wattpad

I'm not even gonna try so some head canons as a bonus ig idk, mainly on bendy straw as a ship idk

• they like to sunbathe together, bendy likes the sun and cup is one beam of sunlight away from evaporating (healthy x sick canon🥳)

• cup always tries to tickle bendy when he's upset, when that doesn't work he tries to do what he usually does (brute force trauma healing beam GO!!), and if THAT doesn't work he'll just sit with bendy silently and rub circles in his back and hug him

•bendy looks fucking ridiculous in anything he wears that belongs to cup, he always looks like a medieval homeless orphan child (I mean he kinda is but he looks more like it)

•if they ever got together cup would 110% randomly pick up bendy, lather him in kisses and carry him around like a teddy bear

• bendy can purr, and cups lungs are horrific enough that his humming sounds like purring if he tries hard enough, purring bros🙏🙏💪💪

• cup really likes old homeless cats and spends hours on the streets petting them, it's very common that he runs back to the house and straight to his room sobbing bc he had to leave a cat in an alley bc he couldn't take it home, later that day bendy cme back with that old ass cat and like 3 more randoms and took them to cups room, very bluntly stated that they were cups responsibilty if he wanted to keep him, that night cup had never cried so hard out of pure joy and spent like an hour thanking bendy like he just saved mugs life

• occasionally fall asleep stargazing bc cup cannot shut up about astronomy and bendy likes yappers💪💪💪

• share milkshakes and are adorable about it, but bc of their height difference cup sometimes has to lean over to get a sip and chokes every time😔

• bendy likes tracing his finger over cups various scars and cracks on his hands and arms and wtv, cup always gets flustered about it and tries to hide in his turtleneck or whatever's closest

•they both share a love language which is words of affirmation, while bendy also woukd rather help him out with various things (acts of service)and cup prefers just spending time with him (quality time + physical touch but I couldn't think of a scenario)

• cuddles, they like cuddles🙏

So uhm, this week's chapter has left me very distraught, I'm gonna need like a couple hours of business leave to process what just happened today

[servin-up-surveys]

survey #186

What was the longest time you've liked someone? Maybe like, five or six years?

Who was the last girl in your room? Besides me obviously, my mom.

What are you excited for? Girt's birthday is right on the horizon, and I'm of course excited to celebrate that with him.

Who was the last person you took a picture with? My nephew at his birthday party.

Anything happen to you in the past month that made you really mad? Maybe, I can't recall.

Do you have any bruises on you? No.

Are you ticklish? YES

Did you reject or accept your last friend request? Accept, it was actually an old friend I understandably pissed off when I was a homophobic teenager and sent an apology to them years ago, I guess they eventually read it. Even if they didn't though, I think I'm very obvious in being LGBTQ+-friendly on my Facebook, so that also coulda said enough.

Are you a morning person, or a night person? I'm in a better mood generally in the morning, and almost always less anxious.

Where was your last hug? My bed.

Were you smiling in the last picture taken of you? Faintly I guess, Roman was cuddling with me on the couch and Mom took a picture of us.

Did you have a good childhood? In some ways, but in many others, no.

What pets did you have when you were growing up? We had an infestation of outdoor, unfixed cats. It's my childhood with them that makes me feel so strongly about the need for cats to be indoor animals.

Would you ever date someone who had issues with substance abuse? NO. I am not getting involved in that shit. I know realistically if - god fucking forbid - Girt developed a problem, I wouldn't leave him just for that, but that's only because of what we already have built together.

Have you ever been on a vacation that ended up being ruined? What happened? I don't talk much of this because I feel so shitty about it, but yes, by my own fault. I went to the beach with my then-best friend Jenna and her mom, and I feel like I lasted only one night because I had such severe separation anxiety from my mom as a child. We might have even left that night, I can't remember. I just remember being so fucking embarrassed and feeling absolutely terrible because neither wanted to go back home of course (and it was like, a two hour drive), I just wasn't okay.

Do you know anyone who has had a miscarriage? Multiple people. This is more common than I think a lot of people realize.

What's your last ex's opinion of you? She hates me and considers me a weak-willed deadweight. Rather be that than a Nazi, I guess.

Are there any major drama queens in your family? Yes. My mom's sister Kelly immediately comes to mind, we don't even associate with her anymore. Not only is she a drama queen, she's emotionally abusive.

Do you like Stephen King novels? I've never read any.

What is one adventurous thing you’d be willing to do? (ex: skydive) Cave exploration. I REALLY wanna do this one day!!

How many email accounts do you have? Two that I actually use.

Have you ever fallen asleep on public transport? (including planes) Yes, at least as a kid.

Do you pay rent for the place you live? How often? I don't, but my mom does, and I don't know how much.

Where was the last place you went on vacation/holiday to? Who’d you go with? I guess the closest thing that could be considered a vacation/holiday would be the last time I flew to Illinois to see Sara, which was multiple years ago. "Vacations" in the traditional sense don't really exist for me or Mom.

Does the place you work have music playing? What sort? I'm unemployed.

What’s your favourite type of donut? I feel like this varies with my mood. Sometimes it's just glazed, or chocolate frosted, or completely plain/cake donuts.

Would you ever want to go on vacation with just one of your parents? Yeah, my parents are divorced and I'm well aware Mom hates Dad's very guts so you'd never see us vacation together.

Has someone ever tried to start an argument with you over Facebook? What happened? lol this has certainly happened before, more than once.

When you’re at home, do you spend most of your time in your room? No, but in the spare room instead. I literally lived in my bed/room for years and it affected me horrifically, physically and mentally, so now my bed is strictly for bedtime.

Do you have a hard time admitting you’re wrong? I'm certainly not gonna lie and say it's never happened, but generally, I find this pretty easy to do with my shitty self-image anyway.

Are you listening to music right now? No, I'm watching herping videos from a channel I really enjoy.

When were you the saddest in your life? The end of 2015 and all of 2016.

Who in your family has been married the longest? (and how long?) Hell if I know.

Do you take your shoes off when you come inside? Yes.

What was the first social media site you ever used? MySpace.

Do you have any exes you really regret dating? Not like, "really" regret. I regret dating Tyler, but "really regret" makes it sound like a more desperate feeling.

Have you ever been catcalled? Not that I remember.

Have you ever cut your own hair? No.

Are you a fan of video games? Yeah, but I play them way less than I did growing up. Nowadays I tend to enjoy games more when I'm playing with others, or am just an observer.

What's your favorite color combination? Black and gold.

Has anyone besides your family seen you naked? If so, who? My ex. My current boyfriend kinda-sorta has I guess, but I've never been 100% fully undressed in front of him because of my own self-consciousness, but he's basically seen everything at one point or another. Women who have done psych hospital intake stuff with me count too, I guess. That was always the most uncomfortable shit.

Did your parents sign you up for anything you hated as a child? Yes, soccer and cheerleading. Neither lasted very long.

Do you know how to use Photoshop? I'd say I'm pretty okay with it. I prefer Lightroom, though.

Who is the best artist you've seen live? I've only ever seen Alice Cooper, but don't get me wrong, he's great.

Do more people call you by a nickname or your first name? Most people address me as "Britt," which is just a shortening of my first name.

Do you have the right time set on your microwave? Yes.

Do you have a radar detector for your car? No.

Have you ever been arrested? For what? No.

Where did you go today? I went to see my psychiatrist, and Mom and I stopped at a dollar store to get fillers for the pinata I'm doing for Girt's bday, lol.

Do you like to go fishing? I have fun doing it and find it extremely relaxing, but I no longer really do it because I feel mean lol.

Where is your favorite person? He's currently at work.

What mode of transport did you take to high school? My mom drove me.

Name a personality trait of yours that you like. I'm very empathetic.

Name something about your physical attraction that you dislike. I hate how dark my leg hair is, I'm mortified by my legs.

Have you ever made an item of clothing? No.

Who was the last person you had an intelligent debate with? I don't know; I tend to avoid debates because I panic and think the other person hates me lol.

Who was the last person who cooked something for you? My mom. She's the only one that cooks in this house, I really SHOULD change that... She provides so much for me.

Who was the last person who you heard singing? Oh definitely Girt, he's always singing something to himself lol.

Who was the last person you were upset with? Me.

Who was the last person you danced with? Sara.

Who was the last person you had a crush on? Well, Girt.

Who was the last person you got drunk with? I've never been drunk, but I last had alcohol with Mom.

Who was the last person who touched your hair? Besides myself, Girt.

What was the last birthday party you attended? My nephew's 7th in August.

What was the last thing you said to your mother? I thanked her for bringing home dinner.

What was the last song you listened to? "World so Cold" by Three Days Grace.

What was the last vegetable you ate? I wanna say green beans.

What was the last thing you had to drink? I have strawberry-flavored water right now.

What was the last fast food place you ate at? Mom happened to get McD's today.

When was the last time you had a sleepover? Girt spent the night around a week ago?

Where did you last go to celebrate your own birthday? The Cheesecake Factory.

Where does the last person you hung out with live? He lives about 30 minutes from where I do in another city, which I won't share.

[aibloomie]

hellooo can i have a (romantic) naruto matchup :D I'm transmasc and I prefer men/masculine people!

I'm an artist, mainly I do cutesey things and animation as well! I enjoy pixel animation mostly because pixel art in general is also a favorite of mine! I also love writing, and playing video game, generally I play RPGs!

My love language is touch, and my ideal date is either staying home and playing games together (or just watching them play/them watching me) or going out to like, a field or the woods or something naturey! Lying in the grass >>

I'm really bubbly and loud when I get excited, though thats only when I get really excited. Generally unless I'm excited I'm calm and quiet. I tend to get excited the more people I'm around. Though basically my personality is Pinkie Pie from MLP (according to my friends LMAO). I tend to be socially awkward though, I struggle in social scenarios cause I don't really understand them? Like you know that scene when Sai is reading books about how to have friends? Yeah thats me.

The first thing I notice in others is hair. I love hair. I prefer men with longer hair but it's not needed! Also I'm 5'0 and I like men who are taller then me. So you know, being 5'0 thats not a challenge. Personality wise I value humor above all else, I wanna laugh with people! And I'm really clingy (touch love language) so I prefer men who are open to cuddling/hugs often!! I'd understand if PDA was a limit with them but at least a little bit yknow?

I'm autistic so my biggest pet peeve is just refusing to understand my limits with some things. Like I can't eat onions, I just can't. They make me cry. Same with bright lights or when it gets too loud. Lights espiecally hurt me, I prefer the dark (with some light since I'm also scared of the dark, great combo).

Strengths/weaknesses for me I'd say my strength is that I'm creative? I'm an artist so anything with colors or designs just speaks to me. I also find patterns easily, pattern finding is one of my favorite things. Weaknesses is that honestly I give up easily. As soon as I hid a roadblock I tend to just shut off. I also have the tendency to isolate myself often, annnd I tend to talk a lot, espiecally about my passions (I talked for 15 minutes straight about Naruto to my friend the other day and she said it was okay but I felt so bad-)

I'm sorry this is so long- just as a last little note I like to mention is that I can't be trusted with pens. I draw on myself and others a lot, as soon as I see a pen, boom I've drawn like 13 cats on my arms and absolutely at least one cat on the closest friends arm.

Thank you so much I hope you have a good day <3

no worries on it being long !! it helped out a lot so thank you, I hope you have a good day/night too <33 I enjoyed reading it all and getting your match (also please I'm the same way I used to talk to one of my friends about naruto for hours even though they hadn't watched it </3 talking about passions is just so fun when someone is willing to listen)

also I hope it's okay I included a mini platonic matchup because it comes with the package <3

I think your perfect match would be naruto !! he would love every single aspect of your personality and he'd be able to give you everything you want <3

♡ he wouldn't mind listening to you talk about whatever you're passionate about, even if it lasted over an hour or you brought the topic up very often !! he would admire you so much, his cheeks would start hurting from smiling so much as he stares at you with a lovesick expression because he gets so happy when you're all excited about something. and he asks a lot of questions about the topic, to make sure you know that he is genuinely interested and cares about what you have to say

♡ when you're with him, it doesn't really matter if you're socially awkward because he doesn't mind at all. naruto can easily start conversations and keep them flowing, so you don't have to worry about that.

♡ he thinks your artistic and writing abilities are really cool !! he'll constantly be asking if you have done anything new in those departments because he's curious and wants to see what his beloved is working hard on <33

♡ naruto loves any form of physical affection and pda !! the first thing on his mind when returning from a mission is you, and when he lays eyes on you the first thing he'll do is shout your name excitedly before running towards you (not caring if he accidentally pushes anyone in the process) and embracing you and spinning you because he missed you so much. plus naruto is very clingy so he doesn't like leaving your side, expect him to be trying to hold onto you in some form 24/7 

♡ he gets really flustered when you're the one initiating the physical affection </3 he'll get all red and start stuttering at first before easing into it and smiling because you truly make him feel so loved and appreciated

♡ usually, his house is somewhere he feels really alone in because no one used to visit and he doesn't have any family. but !! after the two of you start dating and you come over to have dates at his house, it quickly becomes a place he builds a lot of good memories in !! his favorite date would probably have to be buying some ramen and then eating it at his house with you (if you try to feed it to him then he will combust and he'll start choking on the mouthful he already has, he'll be okay though </3) and he loves being outside too !! so he'll love laying down in a pretty and comfortable green field with you, snuggled up all next to you.

♡ you match his energy really well !! naruto is very optimistic and energetic, and you're bubbly so it's a match made in heaven <3 he is naturally very funny so he'll make you laugh all the time. the two of you will never feel discouraged by each other, and will instead always uplift each other. sure, naruto is a positive person but even he falls into negativity sometimes. so having someone like you by his side will motivate him to keep moving forward 

♡ naruto will be a source of inspiration for you, he always checks up on you when you're upset and distancing yourself because he knows something is wrong when you start isolating yourself. he knows the feeling, and wants to support you and not let you shoulder all your pain yourself. he's very determined and encourages you to not give up !! (plus it's kind of hard to when naruto always tries to achieve his goals, no matter how many times he fails)

♡ whenever you sleep over at his place, he'll be holding onto you the entire time (unless you need some space, then he'll have to sleep on the floor because he naturally inches closer to you when he's sleeping </3 as if you were a teddy bear, and he doesn't get offended if you need space, he understands) and he makes sure you feel safe, because he knows you don't feel comfortable in the dark 

♡ also the thing about pens? I think naruto would always carry one with him and give it to you so you can draw all over him !! it makes him feel so loved </3 and yes he will definitely run around town all excited and telling everyone that you drew all of them (because he wants everyone to know the two of you are together) 

PLATONIC MATCHUP 

♡ kakashi is generally on the calmer side, so he'd balance you out !! despite his exterior appearance and intimidating first impression, he's really nice and would enjoy your company. your personality would make him really happy and he kind of changes a little when he's with you, if that makes sense? like everyone in town can see that when he's hanging out with you, he's a little more talkative than usual and they can see the corners of his eyes crinkling because he smiles more often too

♡ as someone who enjoys reading in his free time, his interest will peak when he finds out that one of your hobbies is writing. and also he won't admit it but he's a sucker for cute things !! so whenever you show him/talk about something cute you drew then he'll be internally dying because oh my god he also loves it so much

[iikkeee]

The boys characters reaction when you bring a stray cat home

Includes- Homelander, Black Noir, Hughie Campbell, Billy Butcher

Warnings: none, all fluff <3

A/n: I was just randomly thinking about this and had to write it, if anyone wants to request more “the boys” content then feel free to message me!!!

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Homelander

When you found a little ginger cat on the street crying for help you couldn’t help but grab it, you quickly brought it home and got all the necessary items to take care of him. You were placing the kitty on its bed when you heard the whoosh of John’s cape. “Honey, I’m home” he yells from the living room “I’m up here!” You yell from the bedroom, he raises his brow in confusion but heads up the stairs. When he walks into the room he stops moving “John…?” You say concerned as to what he’s thinking. “Huh” is all he could manage to say, he was surprised to say the least. A cat in your house? it was weird, he’s never felt the need to have a pet and he definitely doesn’t want to take care of it. “I just found him and I had to take him home, please let me keep him” you plead with him grabbing his hand in between both of yours, he stays quiet for a moment longer before just sighing “fine” you smiled and gave him a big kiss before going to hug the kitten and bring him towards John “this is your daddy” you said to the kitty while handing it over to him. John immediately tenses up as he holds the small cat in his arms before looking down at kittens small face and giving it a small smile, maybe this wouldn’t be so bad..? He always did want a family and this cat was the closest thing he was going to get a son. You smiled as you looked at the scene in front of you “looks like you like him John” you teased “hmm…maybe” he replied giving you a small smirk as he cuddled the kitten closer.After a while John got used to the cat and would often be seen playing with or trying to teach him weird tricks so he would in John’s words “be a great superhero like his father” whatever that means…. _________________________________________________

Black noir

You whined slightly as you opened a cardboard box to reveal a small black cat, you quickly grabbed it and took it inside. Black noir was sitting at the table and noticed as you hurriedly came inside, he quickly got up to see if you were okay. “Noir look” You say as you hold the kitten to your chest, he looks down and cocks his head to the side. He gently takes the cat from your arms and sits down on the couch “do you want to keep it?” You asked as you sat down next to him, watching him as he sweetly pets it and plays with it. He moved his head to look at you and you smiled knowing his answer. He’s always wanted a pet but didn’t know if he could take care of it properly and this was the perfect opportunity to finally find out. Noir found the kitten so adorable and wants to do everything to protect it, he always tucks the kitty in on your shared bed and feeds him the best treats, the cat loves him and you can often find them together in weird places, you laughed as you saw how the cat would climb on Noir and would plop itself on Noirs shoulder or head. You and Noir would cuddle on the couch as you watched the kitty go crazy over some rat chasing videos. Noir would let the kitten chase him around the house and even bite him if they were both playing, they were extremely close and would play some tricks on you for fun. Overall Noir loved that cat with every fiber of his being. _________________________________________________

Hughie Campbell

When you found a box of kittens you quickly ran inside and placed them down on the table, Frenchie and Kimiko saw your panicked face and ran over “awww!” Frenchie exclaimed while Kimiko had a big smile on her face “What’s going on over here?” Hughie asked as he walked over to your little group, you all moved away from the box making space for him. “Omg” he exclaimed before hurriedly picking up one from inside the box. Hughie always loved animals so once he saw that box he immediately wanted to give them all the love in the world “aren’t they so cute??” You ask as you cuddle one of the kittens close to you “Where did you find them?” He asks as he holds one of them high in the air and gives it kisses “Just outside” you answer as you give one a kiss “must be an early Christmas present” Frenchie exclaims before winking and grabbing two of the kittens for him and Kimiko to hold on the couch. “Oh really this early?” You tease “we need to keep them” Hughie exclaims “all four?” You ask getting close to him “yes, all four” He states before giving you a quick peck “that’s if butcher allows you to keep them” Frenchie says while sighing “who cares what he thinks?” You say as you cuddle the two cats you and hughie have. After a while Butcher got used to the cats and let you keep them, Hughie gives them all cute names that all relate to each other. You can often see the kitty’s cuddled up on his sleeping body after a mission or errand, you always smile at the scene and tuck them all in making sure to give them all goodnight kisses even Hughie. He would treat all the cats equally with how much time he plays with them or the treats that he gives them. He loves to put the cats next to you and watch how you interact with them. _________________________________________________

Billy Butcher

When you found a kitten outside that clung onto you for dear life you had to take her in, you smiled as you held her in your coat and showed her small little figure to Marvin and Frenchie. As soon as you heard the door click you hide her in your jacket, afraid of what Billy would say. He quickly walked inside ignoring you guys on the couch and talking about how he had a fight with some supe before stopping in his track and noticing the guys crowded around you. “Now, now, what the fuck are you guys crowding around for?” He asked before moving towards you and looking down at your coat showing him a glimpse of the kittens fur “would you look at that?” He teased as he crouched down so he was in direct eye contact with the small feline. Billy was never really a cat person especially since he had terror, he didn’t really understand how to take care of one in the first place so when you asked if you could keep the cat he was shocked nonetheless. He never gave you a clear answer and would mumble or grumble whenever you asked, it took him a long time to get used to the kitten and you would often see him and the cat just chilling on the couch together. But whenever you would look away or pretend to not be looking, Butcher petted the cat and gave her ears scratches “you’re such a good girl” he whispered thinking you wouldn’t hear, you would chuckle and he would quickly back away acting like nothing happened “I think you like her billy…” you teased as you cuddled up next to him. “Pft…never” he said sarcastically, making you roll your eyes. He would dress her up in different outfits and would buy her the best treats while still claiming he didn’t like the cat. You would tease him for every time you saw him sharing cute moments with the kitty. Overall he’s like a dad he said they never wanted an animal and end up loving it the most out of anyone. _________________________________________________

[dxrlingluv]

A date?

Sometimes, having a girlfriend like Hu Tao can be tiring. It's like babysitting a 6-year-old child. Still, you love and cherish every moment with her even if she might be the cause of your death.

'Should I consider buying one of her coffins...?' you jokingly thought as you smiled.

You jerked back to reality when Hu Tao abruptly dragged you to wherever caught her eyes.

"YN! I change my mind, I don't want to walk around anymore. Let's bake! Please?" She yelled while still dragging you.

You sweatdropped, "Sure, whichever you like" Chuckling at her, you look up ahead so as not to trip.

Quickly opening the door of your cozy apartment and letting Hu Tao come in first, she jumped up and down in glee and went straight to the kitchen.

You giggled, closing the door behind you, and soon followed her. Putting the ingredients on the table, you grab all the things you needed with the help of the playful Hu Tao.

Hearing grunts at your side, you looked. You saw Hu Tao struggling to reach the glass bowl. Snickering a little while you tried to keep yourself from laughing, you went to her and grab it.

"Hey! Don't you laugh at me just because you're tall!" she pouted, glaring away from you and crossing her arms while proceeding to grumble incoherent things.

"It's not my fault that you're short" you laughed.

Ignoring you, she went to the table to mix the ingredients the pout still presented on her lips.

You shrugged and walked towards her, hugging her from behind. Hearing a small whimper of defeat, you smiled. "You know you can't ignore me forever."

There's a moment of silence before she speaks up, still stirring the bowl. "You're afraid of ghosts, right?"

You could hear a smirk as she speaks, already knowing what she's gonna do. You let go of her almost immediately.

She giggled whilst turning her head to take a look at your nervous look. "Hmph, scaredy-cat." she teased, focusing back on her work.

You cleared your throaty, a bit embarrassed, and told her that you are just going to take a bath.

You walked out of the bathroom, fully clothed. You went into the kitchen only to see a black cake-good for four people- ready to be eaten.

'Chocolate Flavour? Yum! How did she bake it so fast tho?' You stared at it for a moment, contemplating whether to taste it or not.

A sudden force knocked out your breath. "Ow..." you mumbled, looking down and supporting whoever hugged you.

Hu Tao smiled at you brightly that you might think of it as the sun. "Do you want to taste the cake? I promise, it will be good!" she slowly said. "Still... Burying that kid is-"

Hu Tao's eyes widen as you suddenly kissed her lips, she blushed and kissed back when she recovered from her shock.

Pulling back from her leaving a string of saliva from both of your lips, you spoke up, "You know, the cake can wait but cuddles can't"

Quickly grabbing the plate that the cake was put on, you insert it in the fridge and went to Hu Tao, pulling her sleeve and dragging her to the closest cushion you see- the mighty sofa.

Grabbing some pillows and a blanket, you lay down and opened your arms for Hu Tao to get in. Noticing the gesture, Hu Tao laid down next to you and hugged you tightly, nuzzling and hiding her face from your chest.

"Hu Tao, " you softly called out, "Hu Tao. Baby, look at me"

She looked at you slowly allowing you to see her flush pink face. You chuckled lowly, "Even if you're annoying, " you kissed her forehead, "I," her nose, "love, " and finally her lips, "you. I love you, Hu Tao."

You opened your eyes to see a bright red Hu Tao. If she can explode, she might have since earlier. "Stop it, " she whispered, hugging you tightly and looking away from your loving gaze.

You smiled, supporting her back to refrain from letting her fall off. Kissing the top of her head, "Sweet Dreams, my little ghost, " whispering to her and finally letting your eyes close as sleep slowly consumed you.

Hu Tao finally dared to look at you after realizing you were asleep, staring at your calm face with a gaze filled with nothing but appreciation and affection. She thanked whoever gave you to her. She gleamed, still having a slight blush, closing her eyes and drifting off to dreamland.

ع˖⁺ ☁⋆ ୭ 🕊.⋆｡⋆༶⋆˙⊹ - VentiOfficial / StxllaNutxlla

[gorbo-longstocking]

hey! i really love ur fic and am just a thirsty little flower and you water me with your skeletons <3 question tho: when the slow burn has finally burned itself down, describe the cuddle pile logistics, if u think that’d happen :0?

WAAAAAH IM REALLY GLAD YOU LIKE MY FIC THATS SO SWEET 😭💞💕

ok the cuddle logistics! ive broken them down into how they are with platonic cuddling/touching and how they are with romantic cuddling/touching just in a general sense!

im really happy you asked because i am sitting on so many thoughts and headcanons right now, i want to unleash them. this was a blast to answer! :D

sans - in terms of platonic cuddling id say it takes him a HOT second for him to get comfortable enough to be super touchy feely with someone but after he trusts you casual touching is on the table like leaning on each other while waiting in line, sticking your feet in each others laps while watching a movie, and little squeezy sidehugs are all things hed do. with a romantic partner he will just lay on you 24/7 like a cat whenever the opportunity arises. especially if hes had a bad day. congratulations you now have your very own skeleton shaped weighted blanket

papyrus - oh he is all about platonic hugs, cuddles, and everything in between. kind of guy to pick you up and spin you around when hes excited. he is very casual with his touches, always having a hand on you or something. he loves to pat your head, your hair feels cool and he would love to try and style it in some way (no matter how much or how little you have he will find a way). romantically he manages to be even more physically affectionate and will also start carrying you places like a ferret. he likes to hold your hand while driving, one on the wheel the other tangled with yours.

blue - platonic touching is a double edged sword for blue because on one hand he is all for it on the other hand he is so painfully awkward (an unfortunate side effect of sansism) he feels like he is crossing some unspoken boundary between you two so unless youre very communicative of your comfort he will dance around anything beyond greeting hugs. romantically, hes still very attentive to your boundaries, but he is much more loose with his affection. he is SUPER domestic, hes always loved the sappy stuff from romance movies, so he tends to default to that. he likes to twirl you around, hug you from behind, and gush about you to anyone who listens. a full cuddle session is hard to get out of him, not because he doesnt want to, he just cant sit still. i hc he has adhd which plays a part in that.

stretch - in terms of platonic cuddling or touching he is a very laid back guy. you can lean on him, lay on him, or cling to him all you want, he doesnt mind at all. he wont initiate anything until you do though, hes lax with his boundaries, but hes aware not everyone is. stretch also has a tendency to slap the nearest thing to him when he laughs really hard ranging from his knee, to the arm of the couch, or the shoulder of whoever is closest to him. romantically though, you would need the jaws of life to remove him from your side ESPECIALLY while sleeping together its almost like he coats himself in gorilla glue before latching onto you.

red - platonic cuddling is not really his thing, he feels very vulnerable in that position which makes him uncomfortable. hed have to be VERY close with you as a friend or just VERY tired to really get all in the cuddle zone. while hes sleeping he will just hang onto the closest warm thing he can find. romantically, thats not a problem. to be in a relationship with red, hes gotta trust you a significant amount anyway, so its no longer a factor. hes kind of possessive and loves showing off his partner so he’ll have an arm around you in public (he is your scary dog privileges) or playfully knocking into you while youre walking around together. he really likes to hold you while hes watching tv. i hope you like rick and morty.

edge - platonic cuddling is not really his thing, even touching is weird from him. he is not used to being that open with someone. he will grab your shoulders or have a hand behind your back to steer you places, either out of his way or out of harms way. he absolutely instinctually puts arm out to catch someone when he hits the breaks too hard or before crossing the road. romantically he is not a fan of pda but in private hes kind of a sap. at first he wont ask to cuddle or hug he will just stare at you until you do it and VEHEMENTLY deny wanting it. as he gets more comfortable in the relationship he is much more open about what he wants, though there are some things youll have to juice out of him.

lord - literally do not touch him. platonically youd be VERY VERY hard pressed to get anything out of him that isnt the worlds most stiff and awkward hug or a pat on the back. if you initiate anything, it depends on how close he is with you. he will either remove you, or stiffen up completely for like an hour before relaxing. romantically, its not much different. you are welcome to lay on him or touch him all you want (he silently likes the contact) hes used to his brother’s mode of affection, but hes still not used to dishing it out himself so hes still SOOO awkward about it. give him time, he’ll get better about it.

mutt - the only difference between cuddling as his friend and romantic as his partner is if you are romantically involved he has wandering hands. he literally lays down on anyone and everyone he can in the craziest positions. on the couch, in the car, upside down, in a hammock, on the roof, on the floor of the grocery store. hes just a very tired, very touch starved dude. hes the kind of guy to try to trap you in bed when you have to get up in the morning to do something and whine about it as you try to pry him off.

general cuddle pile: can be broken up into the ones who are all for it and the ones who are not.

papyrus, red, mutt, and stretch are totally cool with melding into a giant mass, theyre pretty comfortable with affection towards each other as a family and having you involved would be pretty epic. it’d probably only happen during a movie night, a game night, or watching a show. (red isn’t comfortable being affectionate towards everyone in the family, just these three and edge despite the fact being affectionate with edge is like lion taming)

sans, lord, edge, and blue will pass on the cuddle puddle. lord and edge are just uncomfortable with that much mass affection, sans is absolutely mildewing with guilt and will continue to mildew about it for an eternity so until he gets blasted with some healing its out of the question, and blue has a very hard time sitting still and he doesnt want to disrupt things so he will not join. he is more than happy to sit on the sidelines though!

[constellarations]

when you come home with a stray animal

pairings: xiao, diluc, venti, childe (separate) x gn!reader

warnings: not proofread, childe's real name

notes: first writing post on this blog ? ? ?. also the dog in diluc's has no gender

XIAO ࿐ ࿔*:･ﾟ

stares at you blankly when you appear with a cat cuddled up in your arms

mortals these days...

he's very. neutral. no opinion, blank face mr. adeptus as always!!

that is, until you oh-so coincidentally have to leave for a commission, leaving xiao alone with that. thing. (cat)

he stares at it, daring it to make a move.

obviously it doesn't. xiao's gaze is very scary, even to animals

"tch, i don't get why [name] likes you so much." xiao says as he crouches down to get a closer look at the feline, unfazed as its pink nose brushed up against his own

to adepti, the term 'cute' was highly unheard of. and to xiao? the closest thing to cute was you

he'd never tell you that, though. nope! absolutely not! the thought makes him writhe in cringe!

Gazing uninterestedly at the cat you had brought home after adventuring in Mondstadt, it was safe to say that Xiao was not amused.

Not only did both you and him have very busy schedules, what were cats even supposed to eat?! Fish? Meat? Grass?

The Yaksha grumbled under his breath, cursing the heavens for leaving him alone with this cat as he'd much rather it be you in its stead.

"Meow," It spoke.

"No," Was all Xiao replied with. He had no time for this, whether it be cat or human interaction, the Adeptus had duties to fulfill! Demons to slay!

"Meooow?"

". . ."

this cat was just. existing. yet somehow, it really got on his nerves

"what do you want?" xiao queried, paying no mind that he was. in fact. speaking to a cat

"meow."

"what?"

"mew."

"???"

xiao just stays there, eyes knit in confusion as the purple rhombus on his head wrinkles in deep thought. deciphering the meaning of this cat's wise words, you come home from your commission to the sight of xiao trying to communicate with a cat

"eh? xiao? are you talking to the cat?"

"what? no. of course not, you mortals think so lowly of us adepti," xiao clicks his tongue and crosses his arms, looking away with an embarrassed expression as the cat sitting besides him clearly says otherwise

"is that so?"

"are you doubting the words of an adeptus?"

"nope!"

you were in fact doubting the words of an adeptus.

DILUC ࿐ ࿔*:･ﾟ

doesn't really pay much attention to the dog you brought home

of course, diluc's house is huuge! it's no wonder he wouldn't notice a dog wandering around. obviously, he's aware it's a stray, but he doesn't really... care? i mean, he cares because you like it. but otherwise, this dog is of no substance to him

do not. i repeat, do not leave it up to him to name the dog. he'll name it something like "bob" because that's all he could think of

now, diluc starts to notice the dog when you begin bringing it along with you on your dates with him. is that weird? to have a dog thirdwheel his date with you? uh, yeah, it is. diluc doesn't know how to feel about a dog taking up his lover's attention more than him.

"diluc! isn't koko so cute?" you exclaimed, ruffling the dog's head cheerfully as the dog barked in response to its name. koko, koko was a weird name, diluc must admit, but it did sound cute

"yes," what was he supposed to say? '[name], i feel like you're dating koko instead of me now]'???

noticing your lover's hesitant reply, you were quick to acknowledge how stiff diluc was around koko. and it was because of this that you came up with the elaborate, master plan!

"Diluc, are you free?" You peeked in the doorway, observing the typhoon's mounds of paperwork and endless array of business deals, all that were either rejected or accepted were sorted neatly into piles.

"It depends," Diluc responded absentmindedly, "what do you need, [Name]?"

"Can you walk Koko today?"

The pen stopped moving, vermilion eyes trailing up to gaze at you in disbelief.

"Me?"

"Yep!"

"Why not the maids?" Diluc wasn't opposed, per se, he was just shocked that you would leave such a job to him. Maybe you didn't enjoy walking Koko as much as he assumed.

"Because I want you to do it!"

the male sighs, conflicted over how your words sway him so easily. of course, he agrees, not knowing what else to say

after he finishes his paperwork and before his nightly duties diluc grabs a leash and takes koko out for a little walk around the winery

(not mondstadt because he has an image to uphold)

honestly? he enjoys it a little. going out for fresh air that doesn't involve battling is in fact, very, very relaxing.

now. after his very first peaceful walk with koko, diluc will begin to appreciate the dog more; bringing home dog toys and different treats, the dawn winery head has now become very soft for an animal

OH!! and diluc sometimes sleeps with koko on his chest!!! so cute

whenever you're out for too long diluc definitely hugs koko in your stead... koko is very fluffy and warm and you love koko so diluc loves them too!!

VENTI ࿐ ࿔*:･ﾟ

let's just say you brought home a cat.

actually, if you brought home a cat, there would be no home anymore. venti would sneeze the literal roof off your house

so put the cat back, bb. it's okay, you don't need it... not anymore... not when you need a house...

"[Name] is that a... a... cat?!" Venti gasped, standing on top of a kitchen counter as he acted as if the cat had contracted one of the deadliest diseases.

"Get it out!" He yelped, waving his hands around as his nose got redder and redder, sneezes leaving his lips as you sighed.

CHILDE ࿐ ࿔*:･ﾟ

i saw this hc that childe was terrible around animals and i 100% agree

the moment you bring home a dog, it starts barking at the sight of childe. and no, not like you childe simps barking, its yapping, wanting to get out of the harbinger's presence right away

"[name]? who's this little puppy?" slurring his words like a baby, childe smiled cheerily before crouching down to pet the dog, only for it to bite his hand

". . . uh, i found it."

exchanging a staring contest with each other, childe's bright smile dimmed ever so slightly, a close-eyed expression indicating that "if [name] hadn't brought you home, i'd kill you."

with this dog's existence, it doesn't let childe anywhere near you. and because of that, he hates it. when they think you're not looking, childe and the dog have a piercing staring contest as if to say "what are you going to do? huh?"

of course. they come to a peaceful resolution when a treasure hoarder decides to invade your personal space bubble. obviously, childe could make waste of the good-for-nothing punk, but stepping back with a grin, he let the dog do its work!

cheering in the background, the harbinger was very impressed with the dog's display of [name] protection!

and this. this is the birth of a new friendship.

"Ajax?" You blinked, confused at the way the Harbinger held himself proudly, hands on his hips as the dog sat beside him, wagging its tail.

"That's me!"

"What are you doing?"

"Protecting you!"

"What protecting are you doing?"

The ginger pointed at himself and then at the dog.

Oh.

He trained the dog to become a guard dog.

[sunasjellyfruit]

Haikyuu boys love language

Karsuno edition

I'm gonna be starting a series of hq boys love language and Karasuno was the first :)

Aoba Johsai, Nekoma

Posting this again because Tumblr didn't posted it correctly the first time.

Characters: Hinata, Kageyama, Tsukki, Yamaguchi, Tanaka, Nishinoya, Daichi, Asahi and Suga.

English is not my first language so feel free to correct me.

Hinata

This boy's love language is definitely words of affirmation. We all know that he's always cheering the other boys of the team, he's a little sunshine after all. So he'll be praising and appreciating you constantly, you're his s/o after all. So it doesn't matter if you've had a bad day or if it's a perfectly nice day, he's gonna be there to cheer you up. He likes to send you cute and inspiring messages in the mornings, and he'll sometimes leave small post-it notes on your notebooks to surprise you when you find them. And if one that you're feeling down you just have to call him, because his ecstatic voice will cheer you up the second he answers the phone.

Kageyama

I think that for him it would be acts of service. He seemed to be like a king (that was his nickname when he was younger after all) but with you he's the opposite. You need something? Ask him. "Wait, I'll help you" it's something that you hear a lot when you're struggling with something and he's near, because as his s/o, he wants to do everything for you but he's not good with words or public affection. He'll carry your bags/schoolbag if they're heavy, he'll reach things for you if they're in a high shelf, and if you ask him he'll be glad to teach you the basics of volleyball.

Tsukishima

I couldn't decide between acts of service and gift giving because in my mind I combined both of them. Tsuki is the type of not showing his emotions in front of others and then going to your house that same afternoon to help you to study while eating a piece of cake he bought for you to help you to feel better. Or being with him just chilling in his house or in a park and (I know this is not technically gift giving but I don't care) he would lend you one of his headphones for you to listen to some music. And even if he would tease the hell out of you when you ask him for help, he wouldn't doubt to be there for you in the end.

Yamaguchi

Quality time. He loves to spend his time with his special one. And he would prepare the most special dates, like one day he's gonna take you to a picnic in a park, other day you two are going to an animal shelter to pet and take care of the puppies and cats for a few hours, and some days it's just taking a nap and relaxing at his house, because he just wants to be with you. It doesn't matter the context, the place or the people around, Yams cherishes your company more than anything else. And if you also enjoy his friends' company he'll be delighted to take you with them.

Tanaka

Physical touch sounded perfect for him but after thinking a few minutes I think that words of affirmation suits him better. He praises you so much whenever he sees you, cause you're his s/o, the love of his life, how can you not see how perfect you are? He obviously has to remind you. "Hey, good morning beautiful" when you two meet to go to school together. "How's my pretty girl doing?" When you go to check on him at his volleyball practice. "Get some rest baby, you worked very hard today" at night before you go to sleep. There's no way you feel insecure with him.

Nishinoya

Physical touch. He's a cuddle bug, he just wants to have you between his arms as long as he can. It's okay if he can't be hugging you always, if you're not a fan of pda he would understand it, but he at least needs to be holding your hand, resting his hand on your thigh if you're sitting, with his arm around your shoulders (cause you might be dating but the bro-romantically thing is still there and I love it). And when you two are alone (or with your closest friends) he's all over you. You can be sitting on the floor just chilling and he comes and sits behind you just so he can back hug you and rest his chin on your shoulder.

Daichi

I've been thinking this one for a while and I've reached a conclusion. Daichi's love language is quality time. As the team's Capitan and last year student he sometimes feels as if he wasn't spending enough time with you, so he sometimes sets an entire Saturday (or weekend, it depends on how busy he is) to be with you. Take a walk together, watch a movie, have some deep and meaningful conversations or just stupid ones, even just take a nap while he drives who knows where. This are really important for him, cause thanks to you he has energy to keep with his busy schedule, because thinking that he's gonna have at least ten minutes to spend together gives him a boost of strength. And if he hasn't been able to be with you for a few days then take for granted that he will call you just to hear your voice and get sure that you're taking care of yourself.

Asahi

Shy baby boy loves giving gifts and words of affirmation (both giving and receiving). On some random days he'll arrive and be like "I bought this necklace because I thought of you the first time a saw it" or "I saw this special pack of pens that you were searching the other day and I got it for you" with the biggest smile but also the brightest blush on his cheeks. And please, please I'm begging you, thank him and praise him as if your life depends of it. "Wow thank you! You're the best really :)" and he'll combust, his face more red than a tomato. And on some days when he feels brave enough he'll praise you saying something in the line of "you looked so pretty today, did you know?". Kiss his cheek and tell him that he always looks pretty please.

Sugawara

I left him as the last one just cause I love him so so much. He's a brat, even though he looks like an angel, and he loves loves loves physical touch. But he would use it to tease you like, boy you're the worst I adore you 😭. He adores to hold your hand when he's feeling romantic, and he might even kiss the back of it and your knuckles. Oh but if he's feeling like the little bitch he is? He would approach you and make an attempt to kiss you just to stop when you're millimeters apart, or (even worst) he'd leave the kiss in the corner of your lips. And he's the biggest fan of holding your waist to, fist of all keep you near his body, second to show everyone that you two are together. But something that he does and I love is keeping his hand in the back of your back when he's taking you somewhere and there's people around, just so you don't get lost. Or if you're in a very crowded place (like the main street or a supermarket during sales hehe) he would hold your hand or your wrist really firmly but without hurting you.

[mcyt-sh1t]

y/n comes in on will’s stream to cuddle

summary: y/n walks in on will’s stream with tommy to cuddle not caring that his facecam is on.

warnings: pure disgusting fluff, none really-

pairing: younger sibling! y/n and older brother! wilbur

a/n: this isn’t a request i just really love wilbur and wanted to write something fluffy with him, because i needed the comfort :’) also this is mostly for @natalie2-exe/@lavenderjacobs because its her 16TH BIRTHDAY tommorow WTF?? /POS. YOUR OLD NOW 😭/POS

some days you just hold your cat to your chest and stay in bed because moving sounds like a bit too much effort. you looked out of your window since it was the closest thing to you that you could see without moving. its raining, which kind of ruined your mood even more. you cuddled up to your cat more closely.

from the other room you heard wilbur yelling at tommy,  while filming a ylyl. (you laugh you lose) you, tommy and will have always been close, will because he's your older brother and tommy because he's always helped will look after you.

even though you were sick your child insticts told you to go to will's room anyway and take part in the ylyl or at least just sit and cuddle up to will. your footsteps echoed on the wooden floor of the apartment and when you got to will's door you could barely reach the handle so you had to go get a stool to stand on and open the door.

(wilbur's pov) "NO TOMMY I SWEAR I DIDN'T LAUGH-"

i heard the click of my door opening and next thing i see is y/n standing on a stool with blankets all around them.

"WILL YOU DID LAUGH- oh.."

"will!!" you say running up to him and climbing onto him giggling."

"oh no." will muttered. but it was too late, chat had already seen you and they were going insane.

(username): YOU HAVE A CHILD??

(username): will. you have to explain.

(username): CHILD.IN.WILBUR SOOT'S. HOUSE.

"woah!! chat calm down!!" tommy said trying to calm the situation down. "hi y/n!" he says smiling and waving at you.

"tommy!! hiiiii" you say smiling and waving back at him, showing most of your baby teeth.

(username): i don't know who this child is but oh my god are they adorable!-

(username): adorable child!!adorable child!!

(username): i love children, oh my god.

"right okay chat. i didn't want you all to find out this way but-"

"wilbur has a child."

"WHAT? TOMMY-"

(username): I KNEW IT-

(username): HUH?? with who-

"CHAT NO. this is my younger sibling y/n. obviously if you didn't already see their sick and i told them to stay in their room."

"but i missed you.." you say cuddling up to him.

".."

"well? what are you going to do will??" tommy asks smirking.

"fine.. you can stay."

"YAY!! fank you will" you say hugging him.

(username): at least you don't have an actual child, its just your sibling.

"HEY!"

all three of you start laughing.

the stream went great, wilbur and tommy taught you how to play minecraft after they finished their ylyl, and you all had a great time. chat loves you and wants to see more of you, especially when you play more minecraft with will and tommy.

note: early birthday present for you nat, ilysm <3 can you see i can't write from a child's perspective??

taglist:

@techn-o @sunniewrites @lakifaki @deceptxcon @natalie2-exe @lavenderjacobs @wilczachannn @demeterly @joyfullymulti @angstyx @saki-is-a-dumb-alien