#i missed these

[lovesquarebebonkers]

Alya: We need to talk about your feelings.

Marinette: Feelings? I have no feelings.

Alya: Yes, you do.

Alya: They have blond hair, green eyes, and clearly have feelings for you too?

Marinette: I have no idea what Adrien you're talking about.

[straight4joekeery]

Nancy: And then they ran into my knife. They ran into my knife ten times.

Steve: You mean you stabbed them?

Nancy: They ran into my knife.

~~~~~~~~~~~

Robin: I’ve never asked someone out. How do you even do it?

Steve: Oh, what I do is, I look them up and down and I say: “Hey… how you doin’?”

Eddie, scoffing: Oh, please.

Steve, to Eddie: Hey, how you doin’?

Eddie:

Eddie: *giggles and blushes*

~~~~~~~~~~~

*The squad™️ when they drop food on the floor*

Nancy: Aw man. *Throws it away*

Robin: Five second rule!

Eddie: Foolish germs, thinking they can stop me!? *Eats it off the floor*

Steve: *Sobs on the floor*

~~~~~~~~~~~

Eddie: What happened to Nancy?

Steve: She died.

Eddie: She what?

Steve: She died, but she’s okay.

Eddie: …Can you please clarify?

Nancy: Clarification is for the weak.

~~~~~~~~~~~

Robin: You just saved me? Why?!

Eddie: People would think I murdered you if I didn't.

~~~~~~~~~~~

Steve: We call that a traumatic experience.

Steve, turning to Robin: Not a "bruh moment".

Steve, turning to Eddie: And DEFINITELY not an "oof LMAO".

~~~~~~~~~~~

Robin: So... what’s goin’ on?

Steve: You want the long version or the short version?

Robin, hesitantly: The short one, I guess?

Steve: Shit’s fucked.

Robin: Oh. Well, yeah, that’s definitely not an optimal situation.

~~~~~~~~~~~

*Robin and Nancy are in a car teetering on the edge of a cliff*

Robin: oh my god, Nancy, backwards!

Nancy: Really, Robin? I thought I might go forwards into the river, I thought that would be a fun thing to do.

~~~~~~~~~~~

Robin: I’m the sexiest bitch in this therapy waiting room.

~~~~~~~~~~~

Nancy: I don't want to fight you!

Eddie: I wouldn't want you to fight me either!

~~~~~~~~~~~

Eddie: My assistance will be an act of beneviolence.

Nancy: ...Don’t you mean benevolence?

Eddie: No.

[onyxedskies]

i don’t think the trauma hits owain/odin until after anankos is killed.

he never knew peace. he was so unbelievably young when the war started, as there was war before there were risen, that chances are, the only little bit of peace he’d ever seen was in the few months before anankos showed up and begged him, severa, and inigo for help, so he donned a persona and fit himself into the role of a retainer—another soldier, another fighter, just with a more refined name.

and then he fought for leo. he fought for garon. he fought the war, and perhaps he killed anankos along the way, or perhaps he and selena hoisted laslow’s body in a casket and used their crystals as odin bid farewell to his lord turned king. and then he returns home—wherever home is, whether it be ylisse or nohr—and is met with… peace.

if he stays in nohr, it takes longer to set in. there are still skirmishes, still reparations, still things that must settle down and things that he must manage by leo’s side. but as peace settles a blanket over nohr, as odin no longer has things to worry about every moment of every day, is no longer worrying about battle after battle or training or building up public trust—well, first come the nightmares, then the flashbacks, then the triggers.

if he goes to ylisse, it’s faster. ylisse has settled, by now, almost irregardless of how much time passed in ylisse versus nohr. there are no battles to fight, no wars to win. owain barely counts as a prince in the ylisse he returns to, with his counterpart already born or maybe, if the time is far different, simply on the way. there is little for him to do, and so the images of risen haunt him—whispers of their magic in dark corners, their eyes in the reflections of stained-glass windows, their rotten stench in the stables.

he is fine. he is fine, he is happy, he is healthy, he is stable. but then when everything he has built himself up around crumbles—when there is no longer a cause to fight for, no longer people who need protecting—he collapses, completely and utterly.

[rainbowratsstuff]

Plato loves her so much!

[s0livagant]

Sav clears out her camera roll: Josh pt. 105

[swaggypsyduck]

im not celebrating america's win BUT i'm celebrating gio's story selfie returns!!

[figthefruitfaeth]

tagged by my beloved @cheatghost and @judasofsuburbia MWAH

Rules: put your music library on shuffle, then list the first five songs that come up in a poll to let people vote for which one they like the most! 🎶

tagging @gideoncharov @fragilecapric0rnn @snowangeldotmp3 @fastcardotmp3 @kkpwnall @pinkeebwui @mcgarus @theylorswift

[junsfangs]

2024.04.13 Have a good weekend, Choice! 🌞

[universalfanfic]

Last Three Lines Tag Game

I was tagged by @just-my-latest-hyperfixation Thank you! ^^

Rules: post the last three lines you've written and if has been over a week, write something new in a wip

Last three lines have been for IDDWTD

And regardless of the circumstances, she’d already freely kissed him twice without prompting in the last week.  Lex sat back with a practiced smile and crossed his ankle over his knee.  “I highly doubt that,” he rebutted.

Tagging: @inkoutsidethelines @princessnefertankh @katniss-evermeme and whoever else wants to join in. No pressure :)

[castiel-left-his-mark-on-me]

Ahhhh!

[heavenknowsffs]

Some personal favourites, enjoy 😌

🌹💗🍓💖🌼💕🥐🌺

😭 i love them thank you

[roaldamundsen]

why is michael mando always so sweaty

when he was born, a witch, jealous of his beauty, cursed him to always be just a little wet

[cenpede]

From my rotting body flowers shall grow

[wormspoodle]

compiled some things

[theblob1958]

people are saying do it scared, but you also gotta do it alone. you'll miss out on so much you want to do if you wait til someone will do it with you. do it scared and do it alone.