#i miss you hobi!

[urmingirl]

Happy j-hope Day 🎂

[stil-lindigo]

mumbattan's one and only pavitr prabhakar!!

prints

[nihtscada]

spiderman fans are either sweet as hell or just disgusting??

during the spiderverse popularity someone made a plus size spidersona and the comments were disgusting and saying there's no way she could be spiderman

meanwhile we have fucking dinosaurs and a monkey with webshooters, A CAR THAT IS SPIDERMAN.

what would Stan Lee say?😕

[whaliiwatching]

let’s put it to music

prompt: boombox

[percycoolguy]

[jmdbjk]

No hurricanes.

We have 4 days left in August but it looks like there will be no hurricanes for us. We are typically waiting for one to arrive about this time every August. Definitely a welcome calm because there was already too much shit packed into this past month as it was so thank you to Mother Nature for not adding that extra layer of a shit show.

That being said, there is always next week for a hurricane. We wait. In the meantime, Episode 5 of Are You Sure? drops after I go to sleep tomorrow night.

Namjoon has been active on his IG account, he just tweaked his bio, changing the title "right place, wrong person" to all lowercase. We are holding the ship on a steady course, Captain. Seas are rough but we see the signals.

In case you didn't know, Miss Karma came back from her vacation. As of today, Min Hee Jin has been terminated as CEO of Ador.

She is being given the choice of remaining as director/producer for NewJeans but all of her stock options and whatever went poof. Good luck bitch, fighting your sexual harassment lawsuits without your CEO salary or perks. On your way out, please fumigate your office and leave the keys with the security team.

In other news, Billboard executives meeting this week to discuss major changes to Billboard Hot 100 and minor changes to Billboard 200. Can't wait to hear what this new round of fresh hell will be.

Also, Billboard having an event in Seoul to fiNd ThE nExT BTS!

Ya know... after all this time... how has no one ever realized its not the NEXT BTS anyone needs to be searching for? Yes, to the part about finding an authentic artist who can craft their own (really good) songs with lyrics that resonate. But the real key they need to find is...

... the next FANDOM that is like Army. Globally diverse from different walks of life including young, old and in-between. Loyal, loving, smart, organized, even if at times we seem to struggle to come together.

If an artist can cultivate a relationship with their fandom which consists of mutual respect and trust between them only THEN can the artist do anything, be anything, even untouchable. Hasn't anyone been listening at all? BTS has been saying for years they couldn't do anything... wouldn't be where they are... would have no reason to exist WITHOUT ARMY.

Seriously shaking my damn head. No one listens. No one.

Some other random things that are constantly doing a hit n'run inside my head...

I hope Jimin’s time with Dior menswear is finished because good lawd that shit is fugly. No. Just no:

It looks like an outfit they would be forced to wear as a penalty for losing a Run BTS game. Isn't that the same way Koreans tie up what they call a "lamb head" towel around their head to go in the public baths?

I haven’t talked about Jin at all this month. Shame on me.

He's been very very busy endearing himself not only to Army but to middle-aged men, women, kids, moms, future spouses, actors, idols, foodies, gamers, fishermen, grandmas, grandpas, the world.

Hobi will be coming home in 49(?) days!

Jimin and Jungkook are sending off their fellow soldiers with autographs as they are discharged. I guess it is somewhat comforting to read these simple messages they write to their departing comrades. It's all we have for now. I hope they are doing ok way out there in the boonies. 9 months and 15 days left.

[threeshadesoflime]

RAHHH I LOVE THEM

[milimeters-morales]

i love rereading hobie’s comics and seeing him go ham with that guitar like he could be launching it into space with a single throw just so it gets set on fire when it re-enters the atmosphere and stuns a v.e.n.o.m cop with the impact and the next page or two he has it in his hands again looking how it always does. like you are a magical girl at this point

[googiejar]

@uarmyhope #hobi #jhope #bts #bangtan

[yeh-kaali-kaali-ankhein]

Do you guys also wonder how bam and jungkook both have identical big doey eyes 👀🥺

Bringing this on your feed to make you all smile..hope jeon bam can take away your sadness

[kanmom51]

Noooooo....

I am not ready for this.

😭😭😭😭

[thelastharbinger]

Tidbits of ATSV That I Enjoyed (Or Alternatively: Just Miles Being The Most Endearing Spidey Ever)

Miles patting The Spot's head after successfully webbing him (I don't see this as condescending, but rather him still engaging with the humanity of a villain like Spot) and ~very assertively~ telling/asking him not to escape.

"I'm like Robin Hood-if he gave to himself."

Miles' spidey senses going off when he arrives late to his dad's party because there's nothing more frightening than Brown parents when they're mad at you. Beware the chancla or correa!

O.k. So we all know there are different versions of the movie out there. You may already know that one of the slight differences is when Miles goes to save Inspector Singh. There's a version where you can hear Gwen's voice in the distant background yelling no! when she thinks Miles gets crushed under the rubble, and there's another where she's silent as she webs to him. Now, I have found ANOTHER version (online) where her shouting is even more at the forefront. She's practically screaming and sounds more desperate, (prolly because it's close to the same way her Peter Parker died so she's reliving trauma) and the fear in her voice is palpable. That one haunts me.

Jefferson trying to equate studying for his police exams to childbirth, which Rio quickly nips in the bud.

Ganke having a soccer poster of Son Heung Min, a famous Korean footballer who currently plays for the Premier League Tottenham Hotspur and is captain of the South Korean national team.

Miles having a Sashimi (his universe's version of Supreme, but I just like the idea that Miles loves eating sashimi. Like I know that kid has good taste in food) poster in his bedroom.

The fact that Miles kept in touch with Aunt May for long enough after the events of ITSV that he helps her move.

The Spot saying he was one of the more handsome scientists at Alchemax according to his colleagues.

Miles and Gwen having the same collectible toys, the only difference being that he keeps his in the box and she doesn't.

"Hey, don't try to wow me with big words, man," *in deep manly voice* "I do crosswords every day"- Miles after Spot points out Alchemax as "the crucible of our connection!"

Miles going, "This job is so dumb sometimes" after he tries to web Spot at the deli, but it goes through a hole and lands on his face.

"Nahhh, he seems more Dominican to me." Kinda want Miles to meet a native Dominican Spidey because that dynamic would highkey fuck hard *pun not intended*. They would repair relations between our two islands-PR&DR.

"Almost there Mami *smiley face* *cowboy* prayer hands*"

The college admissions coach at Visions Academy straight up saying, "That's your story! Now, just stick to the script..." Ma'am what???

"Calmate Mami, eso no es my fault."

"I've hit a lot of different villains with a lot of different food...I'm just trying to lighten the mood."

Miles in his angsty teen era and smart-mouthing everyone around him. Love that for him.

"He almost killed his mom as a baby, I mean, look at those shoulders." No but for real tho. Those shoulders are as wide as a truck. Kim Seokjin who??? (if you understood that reference, ily).

Miles writing a love letter to his dad in 2 cakes.

Gwen at the water tower chowing and saying how feelings make her hungry after her and Miles talked about how they can't be together cause it would end in tragedy. Like Gwen, come again?!

Also, Miles' and Gwen's talk at the Williamsburg Bank Building being lowkey the catalyst for the 2nd/3rd acts of the film. Without them both kind of silently admitting their feelings for each other, Miles probably wouldn't have chased after her the way he did. Pretty sure you know the rest.

"I bet she doesn't even speak Spanish," and Jeff going "Que barbaridad" in his very broken Spanish. Queue Rio's bombastic side eye.

Both Gwen and Miles referring to Spot as a Villain Of The Week, even though neither of them have spoken about Spot to each other.

"I was bitten by a-wouldnt you like to know? Know what I mean?" SIR. Chill. This movie is for children.

The Spot inverting himself, going from a white mass with black spots to a gaping black hole with smaller white spirals. It's giving Junji Ito.

The irony of Pavitr exclaiming, "Well that was another easy adventure for Spider-Man!" right before an incoming canon event. HIS. He was about to experience his first big loss, and his happy-go-lucky nature would've been challenged.

Miguel saying conyo! when all the Spideys start pointing at each other.

"!Cállate!" "Nosy!" Sidebar: we don't talk about Gwen's banter with bad guys enough. She's so funny!

A lot of the Peters saying hi to Gwen as she passes HQ because she is canonically the one lost love--the love interest they all would've ended up with had she not died, so they all have an affection for her.

Web-Slinger going "Giddy up!" Cause he's swinging up.

Miles offering his fresh new takes on how to deal with the Spot upon meeting Miguel, saying "He just wants to be taken seriously. Like we all do." MILES YOU BEAUTIFUL, COMPASSIONATE GOLDEN SUNFLOWER BOY I LOVE YOUUUUU.

Hobie referring to Peter B. as Humbling Reality Spider-Man, which considering how steeped in tragedy the Spidey lore is, is really saying something.

Miguel's nonono no puedo más no puedo más. His misery is very funny and delightful to me. Little bitch ass.

"You know you're the only Spider-Man who isn't funny." Yes! More Miguel slander in the next one, please! Little bitch ass.

"Snitch!"

Miles shouting out Peter's name for help whilst Miguel pins and lays into him the fact that he's an anomaly. This after he momentarily glitches back to his ITSV store-bought suit. Mimicking the way-in also the first movie-Miles shouting out Peter's name for his own rescue as Doc Ock attacks him at the research facility. Because even though he feels hurt by Peter at this point, that's still his dad mentor and he still instinctively looks to him for protection. Rip my heart out why don't you!

Gwen sneaking back into her and her dad's place just to get that printed polaroid of her and Miles, a pic she already has on her phone.

Earth-42 Miles wearing Nike while our Miles wears Jordans.

[flowersfortheghost]

more spideykids incorrect quotes :D (this is mainly ghostflower, my bad yall)

Hobie: this is how i enter my house Hobie: *goes inside* Hobie: WHATS UP FUCKERS?!!?! Gwen: why do you have my phone? Hobie: FUCK YOU, THATS WHY!

Gwen: dont tell your mother Miles: kiss one or another?? Gwen: die for eachother!!!! Miles: Are you having another depressive episode?  Gwen: A depressive episode?  Gwen: I'm having a depressive series and we're just on season one.

Gwen, to Miles: Please, picking locks is my specialty.  Gwen: *throws a brick through the window*  Gwen: Okay, let’s go. 

*The squad is playing a team sport*  Hobie: Are you upset you don’t get to be on the same team as Gwen?  Pavitr: Have you ever played a game with Gwen?  Hobie: No…  Pavitr: Have you ever been trapped in a cage with a wolverine?  *Meanwhile, on the other side of the field*  Gwen, chasing Miles: I SAID FASTER! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE WORD “FASTER” MEANS? IT MEANS MORE FAST!!!!

Gwen: I love murder mysteries!  Miles, trying to impress her: I've been a suspect in four murder cases. 

Gwen: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO-  Miles: It was me...  Gwen: ...Is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance. 

Gwen: You lying, cheating, piece of shit! Miles: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD Gwen: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING PAVITR WITH ME Hobie, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.

*The gang when they drop food on the floor*  Miles: Aw man. *Throws it away*  Gwen: Five second rule!  Hobie: Foolish germs, thinking they can stop me!? *Eats it off the floor*  Pavitr: *Sobs on the floor*  Pavitr: What is love?  Gwen: An emotional minefield.  Miles: A neurochemical reaction.  Hobie: Baby don't hurt me. 

Miles: You spent all our money on THIS??  Gwen, putting tiny raincoats on ducklings: They live outside. They need this.

Gwen: Die.  Miles: Please don't die!  Gwen: DIE!  Miles: PLEASE DON'T DIE!  Pavitr, confused: Why are they yelling at a plant?  Hobie, watching while eating popcorn: They bought it together and Miles wants Gwen to accept it as their kid. 

bonus (bc i didnt include margo in this, im sorry): Pavitr: Gwen, I need your help Gwen: Sure, what? Pavitr: Something doesn’t add up, I think Miles and Hobie were murdered! Margo: Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw!

[beachedsandcastles]

storytime when i was at ultimate frisbee practice (i'm on the guys team) and one the guys and i was talking about spiderman across the spiderverse my absolute favorite hyperfixation, and we were talking about how i think hobie's better than miguel, and vice vera for him for character design and he literally pops out 'so you're a boytoy twink for hobart and i'm a malewife hunk for miguel' like huh???? how do you even know those terms??? you're like straighter than a metal pole???? you're constantly talking about your girlfriend (who also has the same name as me which is FREAKY)???????? (he's not bi or pan or demi or ect, it's been confirmed) like literally none of the other guys on my team knows those terms. i am now scared of the tenth grader dariush for his vocabulary. i am also most definitely not a twink lol

extra: he said that miguel makes his insides feel squirmy and gets his blood running south. straight guys scare me