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sleeping-at-sea · 3 months ago
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Chat I’m so stupid how do I have two of the bestest friends I could ever ask for
I’m waiting for the shoe to drop, it always does I wish it wouldn't I can't imagine losing them
They're different from all my past online friends but like I’m getting myself psyched
I literally love them both so much I’m going to cry if we ever have a falling outing
they're both so great and amazing, I love them so much
Them being happy make me happy, they being sad makes me sad
I care about them so much and I want the best for them and I hope they know I’m here for them
I literally have my arms as open as possible, they're the two people I love the most
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lotrmusical · 9 months ago
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never let anyone tell you that trawling through mediocre victorian poetry isn't worth it. we just happened upon an absolute BANGER of a worm poem. go read it or else 🪱🪱🪱
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shesmore-shoebill · 4 months ago
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"I had choice paralysis :(" is a KILLER line.
He's such a comedic powerhouse, I'm glad more people are getting exposed to him :'D
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kudzucataclysm · 4 days ago
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“cy u haven’t talked abt bingo in a while why is that” i dream of patterns and numbers
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skipar00 · 3 months ago
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fuck it I was persuaded to post
New Orleans Miku
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jay-wasstuff · 3 months ago
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Deadpool & Wolverine (2024)
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starsofang · 1 month ago
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Price loves his sweet wife, all smile and charm, all pretty and wits. But oh, does he love when she gets mad.
He doesn’t mean to get you riled up, but he also doesn’t mean for his pants to get all tight and uncomfortable when it happens. He doesn’t mean a lot of things, actually—just like how he didn’t mean it when he told you about an old broad that made numerous attempts to sweeten him up down at the bar his crew often resided.
There was no broad, nor was there anything but drunken laughter shared with his men.
But the sight of you, his precious wife, spouting out annoyed curses, rolling your pretty eyes until they nearly fell out your head, yapping on about how you’ll happily stomp that bitch in the curb the next time you see her? It’s like injecting him with a poison that had his dick growing so hard in his pants he could feel its own pulse.
Price had already married you, practically got on one knee to pop the question the moment you two met, but seeing that nasty side of you stirred something sinister in him. Naturally, he did everything he could to lure it out just to ease the aching need he had for you.
Sex with you was already spellbinding, but when you were flushed hot with bitter jealousy, pretty hands pressed firm against his chest as you slammed your hips down on his weeping cock in a repetitive motion was a sight he wished he could frame forever.
He’d never tell you that most (all) times, he was only telling you little, white lies to get your rage pumping. It was his dirty secret.
You certainly never seemed to mind taking it out on him, which was exactly the goal. Hell, you even let him paint your walls pearly white as an apology for getting so worked up, something so utterly rewarding to him.
He loved this calm life with you. Wouldn’t change a thing about it. But the occasional angry wife, spitting burning fire and only egging him on? Yeah, that was something he didn’t mind becoming a routine, so long as his cock was the thing you were using as your release.
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yooo-lets-go · 11 days ago
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Johnny, you with me?
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ogeneraloito · 3 months ago
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interesting how fords been surrounded by triangles his entire life. looks like ford and bill were always doomed to meet each other
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ford did seem to think that he is destined to be in gravity falls, destined to be part of greater things, and bill also thought he was "destined for so much more"
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to quote on alex, "that's ford's great flaw, is arrogance. is he believes that there's special people, and everyone else. that human attachments are actually weaknesses. and the song and dance that he’s giving dipper right now, is the song and dance that he gave mcgucket, back when they were younger… ‘you and me are different, we’re better than everyone else. we have a path that no one else can understand, and only us can do this.’"
i think at some point bill really thought ford was the one that UNDERSTOOD him (well, ford did think "why did rudolph not simply kill the other reindeer? he shouldve burned his workshop to the ground"). some of his henchmaniacs didnt seem to actually like bill at all
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quick edit for something ive found:
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this is from "dreamscaperers", and apparently ford had been dreaming about the cipher wheel for weeks before he even found the cave. enough times that he was even able to perfectly draw the wheel on the journal. bill didnt even know about ford yet.
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royalarchivist · 4 months ago
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Phil: I'm not sure what I think about this cape on the Elytra, I kinda like it? [Snaps his fingers] You know what it kinda reminds me of? It kinda reminds me of Techno's cape.
[Thunder rumbles above him 🌩️]
Phil: Techno? [Laughs] I'm kidding. It's a sign! We're doing it–
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lemonwrap · 5 months ago
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zionmantis · 7 months ago
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Hoooo boy. It's finally finished. This only took me eight months to paint. T.T
Disco Elysium is soooo good y'all; I feel like I'll never give it the credit it deserves.
I'm not even sure it's finished, but I'm just going to set this down now, though.
Clip studio paint and a ton of downloaded watercolor and acrylic brushes.
Let me know if you want me to pull out any closeups or anything
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calwasfound · 8 months ago
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heart of the sea
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softinvasions · 1 year ago
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Eurydice to Orpheus • Nov. 2023
eurydice’s silence is resounding. you can put anything in that emptiness. —@finelythreadedsky
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trainwreckgenerator · 9 months ago
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MY FAVORITE IDIOTS ON PLANET STUPID
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 3 months ago
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Actually, the bars aren't so bad anymore.
Think you can fix him? Read about his care instructions over at Tiger Tiger)
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