#i might come back and add more headcanons eventually if i think of more that i won't use on the fic

[ltleflrt]

Figuring out I'm on the ace spectrum was so difficult because I have always been a horny bitch. I knew what sex was at a fairly young age, because I'd asked my mom and she's one of those good parents who'll answer questions like those, and as I grew older and would ask more complex questions, her answers would evolve along with my curiosity and understanding of the world. And I remember having fantasies as young as 9 or 10 years old, even if they were hella vague and nothing close to what sex actually is lol

So as I became a teenager, and all my friends' focus turned from playing with dolls to flirting with boys, I automatically thought I was attracted to boys. And I paid more attention to Cute Boys than I did to Cute Girls, because girls were just nice to look at while boys were People To Have Crushes On. Because of heteronormativity. Looking back on it now, I know there were girls I liked to stare at just as intently as boys, although less often because I wasn't trying to pay attention. And I certainly didn't fantasize about girls because I started reading romance novels in 5th grade, so I was fantasizing about male romantic partners because that was the fiction I was consuming. I didn't even realize fantasizing about girls was possible until I was 17, and I had a few "am I a lesbian" internal crises for years because of it.

So when I did start having sex, I had A LOT OF IT with SO MANY different guys, and eventually a couple of women once I started accepting that bisexuality was real. But it was never really fulfilling. Not like my fantasies were. Not like my books were. I was slutty because sex was fun, I was horny, there were plenty of options so I kept searching for that satisfaction I was craving.

Getting married was a relief (even though it turns out I'm aro-spec too lol) because I was tired of hunting, and even if sex with my husband was meh, at least I had someone around to scratch that itch if I had it, and he didn't mind if I occasionally took care of things on my own because I'd read an especially hot scene in a romance.

I learned about asexuality in my early 20s, but I brushed it off. Couldn't be me, I'm far too horny for that. But I think that comes from the fact that everything you hear about Aces is attached to sex-repulsion or sex-indifference. I wasn't either of those things. I was horny all the dang time. I was fantasizing about sex all the dang time. I figured actual sex was meh because my imagination was so vivid that real life could never match up. Which could be true to an extent, but I think not as much as popular opinion would have us believe. If fantasy was really that much better for everyone, then I think we'd have less incels and unplanned pregnancies than we do.

In my 30s I finally saw people talking about The Spectrum, and I started examining my past, and I figured out I wasn't really attracted to anyone I had sex with. I do occasionally find someone attractive; there are men and women and enbies who make my skin feel tight and give me a little wave of lightheadedness lol... but it's always always the fantasy that gets me really going. If given the opportunity I wouldn't have sex with any of those people. Thank you, but no thank you, I'd rather just imagine it than physically participate in the act with them.

(Ok I might go down on them, but that's less about wanting sex, and more about being able to add them to my Tally. Hell yeah I want to brag about making *insert hot person* have an orgasm. There's PRIDE in that kind of accomplishment lol)

I have a lot of respect for aces that are not horny. I understand it even if I don't share the sentiment. And I feel like most of them understand me even if they don't share the sentiment. There's a solidarity between us.

Until I go into a fandom tag for a character that the aces have glommed onto because they're canonically ace or headcanoned as ace. Good lord, the non-horny aces can turn into downright vicious bastards if a horny ace sexualizes their blorbo.

This post is for them.

Horny aces exist. Please look up "autochorissexual, lithosexual, and aegosexual."

Refer to those definitions in regards to romantic attraction as well as sexual attraction.

Some aces may not fall into one of those definitions, because asexuality is a spectrum, but they may still be horny.

Horny aces are not disrespecting you by enjoying being horny on main. We promise we'll wash the stickiness off our hands before we hold your hands in queer solidarity.

And most importantly: Your blorbo is fictional and does not need to be defended from icky sexuality. They exist in an infinite multiverse, so your blorbo and my blorbo are not the same, even if they appear to be on the surface.

AND:

This post is also for the people who are confused about themselves because they're horny but don't actually feel attraction. You're not crazy, you're not wishy washy, you're not "waiting for the right person to come along" (unless you are, in which case I hope you find them). You're just a thin strip of color on a massive rainbow that holds more unique shades than anyone can perceive at a glance.

You're valid. You're one of us too.

And don't be mean to the non-horny aces. Tag your smut so they can avoid it. (But actually so I can find it lol)

[anto-pops]

Would you consider making a headcanon post about Sebastian? It could be random, or it could be smutty as hell. But just... what goes on in Anto's brilliant mind when she's writing thid version of Sebastian in her stories? I'm very, very intrigued with how exactly you see him. I know we already have a general picture of who he is through your stories. But are there any more headcanons you have that might not be that obvious? I just love your version of him in your mind. ❤️‍🔥

YEEESSS I WOULD LOVE TO !! I have some written down in my notes app already that I reference from time to time but I'll add more here LMAO

↓↓ SEBASTIAN SALLOW HEADCANONS ↓↓

SFW

Sebastian's main love languages are quality time and physical touch. He loves any excuse to be around you, offering to study with you or to accompany you to Hogsmeade for whatever the occasion calls for.

As for physical touch, this man would make you wear him as a backpack if it wouldn't crush you. Any means of touching you has his name written all over it. Hand holding ? Check. Playing with your hair ? Check. Steering you places by putting his hand on your lower back and gently urging you along ? Hell yeah (he might even cop a feel while he's that low)

He loves seeing you in his clothes. Like, an unhealthy amount. You're cold ? Suddenly you're being smothered by his coat. You're studying together in his dorm and you start to doze off ? Smack– his Quidditch jersey or some other large shirt hits you in the face.

If you tell him to turn around while you're changing, he'll do it, but he may or may not sneak a peak 👀

This one is obvious if you've read my fics, but Sebastian is possessive. BIG TIME user of the "dibs" system, and he's calling dibs on you.

He glares down any other men that think to talk to you (though always from over your shoulder so you don't catch him), but if he's not close enough to do that, he'll manipulate the situation to better suit his preferences.

E.g.: using magic to tip something over so it spills on the offensive male's lap, or jinxing their textbook so it jumps off their desk and smacks them in the face.

In rarer instances where he has the ability to exercise patience, Sebastian will wait for the chatty admirer to stand up and leave, then use his magic to yank their pants down. Embarrassment is a good teacher, right ?

If the two of you aren't already dating, Sebastian goes out of his way to secretly memorize your schedule so he can 'coincidentally' run into you more often. He thinks it increases his chances of wooing you, but Ominis just thinks he's acting like a buffoon.

He always buys an extra treat to offer to you later on. He'll claim that he's so full that he doesn't have room for it, but it's all calculated so he can watch your expression light up when you take the morsel from him (Pavloving your crush... smooth, Sebastian)

This man falls asleep reading like he's an 80 year old man. Upright in bed, light still on, book halfway covering his face or open in his lap. He also 100% isn't above writing in the margins or dog-earing the corners of pages.

If the two of you ever get into an argument that isn't immediately resolved, he BROODS. He'll haunt the Undercroft like a ghost, stare unblinkingly at the fireplace in the Slytherin common room, and glare at anyone that tries to check on him.

Eventually you'll have no choice but to go seek him out because A) you're convinced he might be dead and B) everyone is begging you to. They can't take it anymore– he's terrifying when he's upset.

Sebastian is stubborn as hell but will almost always defer to your judgement. It's 1am and he's still up reading ? "Come to bed," you order. He listens. He gets injured after a particularly difficult fight in the Forbidden Forest ? "It's just a scratch," he waves you off. "Sit down," you demand, pointing at the ground in front of you. He scrambles over like an obedient puppy, though not without pouting.

He might argue against the claim, but he's sentimental. He always saves letters from you, Ominis, and his sister. He has a box of trinkets full of items that belonged to his parents hidden away in his trunk.

He also becomes extremely quiet and reserved when the anniversary of his parents' deaths comes along and will shamelessly melt into you for comfort as though you're the only thing that can keep him from crumbling.

The man can eat. Like Ron throughout the entire movie series, Sebastian's love for food knows no bounds. Maybe it has to do with playing Quidditch or just being gifted with a fast metabolism, but he gorges himself on sausages, pastries, candies, roasts, and whatever else he can get his hands on with reckless abandon.

He also never seems to gain weight from it (which irritates you to no end).

He was never big into romantic literature until he met you. Then all of a sudden, his excursions into the Restricted Section were focused wholly on locating more and more books centered around female anatomy and love stories.

Even if he vowed to never dabble in the Dark Arts again, there's still a tiny part of him that yearns to try his hand at it again. The allure of power like that is too tempting for him to completely ignore.

His eye sight isn't exactly perfect, but he refuses to wear his reading glasses because he doesn't want to tarnish his public image. He'll wear them around you, though (especially once you tell him that they make him look charming and dashing).

NSFW

Relating to his love of physical touch, Sebastian HAS to have his hands on you the entire time you're fucking

E.g.: running them up your legs, tracing the grooves of your abdomen, squeezing your breasts, or (his favorite) intertwining his fingers with yours and pinning your hands beside your head.

It depends on his mood, but Sebastian's kisses alternate between slow and soft to desperate and needy.

He often buries his hands in your hair to pull you in and hold you where he wants you, secretly obsessed with how malleable you are with him.

Sebastian is messy, passionate, emotional, and almost impulsive with how he loves. It can be overwhelming at times, but you grow to accept it fairly quickly.

He loves dominating you in bed, but he's remarkably quick to hand the reins over to you in the event you're feeling bold. He loves that just as much– watching you ride him like your life depends on it, shamelessly turning into the neediest, whiniest bloke in existence.

He's a LOUD masturbator. Sebastian totally lacks the ability to keep his voice down when he's jerking off– brazenly moaning and panting while his fist pumps wetly up and down his cock. For those reasons, he tries to hold off on pleasuring himself until he's alone in his dorm or in the showers, because it only took Ominis commenting on it once for him to learn his lesson.

Sebastian isn't an exhibitionist by any means, but in the event he's worked up enough that he can't stop himself, well... he'll fuck you anywhere. In the Quidditch locker rooms, in an empty classroom, in the bathroom. You usually try to lead him someplace more private in those instances, but you don't always succeed.

He's so willing to try new things with you that one might think he doesn't have a favorite position, but 9 times out of 10, he's finishing with his eyes glued to yours. Sebastian loves watching you crumble beneath him, adores watching your lips part around stammered moans of his name, so missionary tends to be his go to position towards the end.

The guy is grossly obsessed with watching you stretch around his cock. I'm talking stars in his eyes, a big stupid grin on his face, and airy groans of your name pouring from his throat. He was addicted from day one and will never stop studying the way you swallow him up.

Sex with Sebastian is as versatile as his kisses; sometimes it's tender and languid, not at all rushed as the two of you take your time touching and grinding and sighing into one another's mouths.

Other times, it's rushed and desperate. He'll dig his nails into your skin and bully your legs apart so he can get to his target quicker, then tease you and edge you so aggressively that the overstimulation bring you to tears.

Always whispers praises directly into your ear while he thrusts into you, relishing in the way you tighten around his cock and flush with embarrassment when he compliments how good you feel, or how perfectly you take him.

Sebastian is so, so shamelessly flirty when he drinks. It's a rarity when the two of you are still students, but getting your hands on Firewhiskey or other alcohol is far from difficult. After his third drink, he's ridiculously clingy and even more touchy than usual, unapologetically murmuring sweet nothings in your ear regardless of whether or not there's an audience to bear witness to the scene.

Loves loves loves burying his face between your breasts. Either to suck on your nipples or to press his ear against your chest to hear your heartbeat, it doesn't matter. Just trust that his head will eventually end up against your sternum.

Sebastian 100% has a breeding kink. He might not reveal it in its entirety in the beginning, but once you're both free from the confines of Hogwarts and living with one another, it shows itself dramatically.

(See this post for more clarity on why that is)

He can never decide what he likes more: watching his cum drip out of you, or seeing you covered in it. Usually he just opts to go another round so he can see both and sate his curiosity.

Will absolutely do everything in his power to leave lasting marks on your body. Be it on your neck, your thighs, or your waist– he loves seeing evidence of himself all over you. It makes him bloom with male pride knowing that anyone that sees them will know they were left there by him.

Not-so-secretly loves when his banter with you segues into a steamy, passionate make-out session. It could be over something completely irrelevant, but he'll keep pushing your buttons just to get you riled up enough that you decide to shut him up with your lips.

[mapsthewanderer]

Headcanon -

Barista Caleb takes your order

Details: dokidoki fluffy coffee caleb, maybe he adds apple juice and a squeeze of lemon? 700ish words.

“Morning,” he says, a slow, easy grin tugging at his lips as he leans against the counter. His voice is smooth, low, but carries just enough amusement to make you feel like he’s been waiting all morning for someone interesting to talk to. “First time here?”

You blink, thrown for a second, before shaking your head. “Uh—no, I’ve been here before. Just… not with you taking my order.”

“Ah,” he hums, like this is important information. “Well, in that case, I’ll have to make sure your experience today is exceptional. What can I get for you?”

It’s almost unfair, how casual he is about it. You manage to give him your order, your voice steadier than you expect, but the moment he nods and writes your name on the cup, you realize you might be in trouble.

Because he is breathtaking.

Not just in a pretty-boy, “oh, he’s attractive” kind of way. No, it’s the way he moves—fluid, self-assured, a quiet kind of charisma that doesn’t demand attention but holds it anyway. His apron is tied perfectly at his waist, snug but comfortable, emphasizing his lean build. He works with an effortless grace, hands moving with quick, precise motions as he sets up your drink like he’s been doing it all his life.

And then there’s the new barista.

You notice them standing beside him, apron still a little too crisp, movements stiff with nerves. He notices too.

“Hey, you good?” he asks, his tone light, but genuinely concerned.

The newbie nods, but hesitantly. He watches them for half a second, then gestures toward your order.

“Wanna make this one?”

They freeze. “Uh—me?”

“Yeah, you,” he grins, nodding toward the espresso machine. “C’mon, it’s just one drink. What’s the worst that can happen?”

“…I mess it up?”

“That’s the spirit,” he teases, nudging them lightly with his elbow. “But seriously, don’t worry. I’ll walk you through it.”

You watch as the newbie hesitantly steps up, hands fumbling with the portafilter. He lets them struggle for a second before stepping in behind them, close enough that his voice drops slightly, quiet and patient.

“Here, let me help.”

And then he does something devastating.

He reaches out, his hands brushing over theirs as he adjusts their grip, fingers steady and sure. “You wanna lock it in like this. Feel that little click? That means it’s in place.”

The newbie nods, but their breath catches slightly, and—yeah, okay, you can’t blame them. He is warm, too close, and entirely too unaware of how unfair it is to exist like this.

“Good,” he says, pulling back just enough to give them space. “Now, hit that button—yeah, that one. You got it.”

You swear you see the newbie swallow hard, cheeks dusted pink. He doesn’t comment on it—maybe he’s too focused on the drink, or maybe he’s just used to this.

Because you are feeling the exact same thing.

The drink comes together eventually, and the newbie looks both relieved and still slightly dazed. He claps them on the shoulder, offering a quick, reassuring grin.

“See? Not so bad,” he says. “Next time, I’m letting you handle it without the assist.”

They make a sound that’s somewhere between a laugh and a nervous gulp.

And then, finally, he turns back to you.

He picks up your cup, spinning it slightly between his fingers before sliding it across the counter toward you.

“Here you go,” he says, his voice just a little softer now, a little more directed at you. “Hope you like it.” And then, after a pause, his smirk deepens.

“If not… guess you’ll just have to come back so I can make it up to you.”

Your fingers tighten around the cup, heat creeping up your neck. Your brain offers you several possible responses—flirty, cool, clever—and you say none of them.

Because all you can think about is how easy it would be to just ask. His number. His shift schedule. Anything that would let you turn this brief interaction into something more.

But the words sit heavy on your tongue, unspoken.

You just nod. And walk away.

And as you take your first sip, the new barista catches your gaze, their expression a perfect mirror of yours—slightly dazed, a little overwhelmed, and absolutely thinking the same thing.

This isn’t just a barista.

This is a problem.

And then you glance at the counter one last time, at the name tag pinned neatly to his apron.

Caleb.

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There’s more barista Caleb! Check my masterlist 🫶🏻

[a-hazbin-reader]

Vox X Alastor's Marriage Headcanons

❌️Romantic

✅️Platonic

TW: Vox being a dick? Alastor sometimes being a dummy

Description: Different ways Vox involves himself in Alastor's marriage

Due to his constant surveillance, Vox knows just about everything he can about your marriage with Alastor

Once Alastor had forgotten your wedding anniversary and who ended up letting him know before the day was over? Vox.

When Alastor saw him coming he was sure Vox was there to pick a fight when suddenly flowers/chocolates/jewelry were being shoved into his arms

"You fucker! I can't believe you forgot your own anniversary! Do you know what your wife is doing to make today special for you!?"

Alastor was too stunned to even register the flick on the forehead Vox gives him before he leaves, still ranting about how Alastor is a careless husband

Or another time you were being moody for an entire week and Alastor couldn't figure out why but Vox knew the exact reason

He was all too happy to rub it in Alastor's face whenever he could, which was a lot considering how busy Alastor was with overlord meetings and such

Popping up on a nearby TV to give a news prompt about how Alastor's marriage was on the rocks and the clueless overlord didn't even know why

Smugly sipping a drink and smirking at Alastor from across the room while making jabs about his wife

Or stopping by the hotel to give you small gifts and his condolences because your husband is such an idiot

Or just making the reason for your moodiness worse by poking the bear and reminding you what he did

"Poor, poor Y/N...~ I'm sure you've been feeling so neglected by your husband lately~ He hasn't been making any time for you at all~"

Only to end up with the door slammed in his face and a cracked screen

Thinks it's hilarious when you two are fighting until it's not, which is usually when you two are too angry to react to his prodding anymore

It gets to a point where he's sick of it and it's no fun so then he's trying to get you guys to make amends

Sending you flowers pretending they're from Alastor, setting you two up on surprise dates and trying to subtly make you two miss each other

Plays a lot more romantic shows on the TV, putting in ads for jewelry/clothes that you might like whenever Alastor walks by a shop

He's weirdly excited too when it works but that's only because now he can go back to messing with Alastor

Will actually chase away anybody else who tries to come in between you two because that's HIS JOB

"Valentino! She's a married woman!!"

"AH! MIERDA!! That hurts!"

OR

"Oh! Y/N, just the woman I was looking to see. Just a quick heads up but there's some bright eye'd thing who-"

"Say no more, Vox."

It kills him if he doesn't know what's going on in your marriage and he'll eventually show up at your door

Usually holding tea or coffee, pretending it's some sort of important business until you two are sitting together in silence

"So...how are things between you and Alastor?"

"...Vox..."

Immediately cracks and throws himself at your feet-

"I'M DESPERATE! ARE YOU GUYS GONNA DIVORCE!? I NEED TO KNOW SO I CAN EMOTIONALLY PREPARE MYSELF!"

"We're not divorcing, we've just been taking time away from the public eye to spend together. Alone."

"Oh."

Vox is simultaneously rooting for your marriage while also plotting the end of it, yes it's confusing, yes it makes his head hurt

No, he won't stop

I couldn't get these ideas out of my head, I'll go back and fix mistakes later. Maybe add more, if you guys want to add more leave a comment and I'll add it with credit!!

[delaware-lemme-smash]

Can you make a headcanon of Bakugo having a crush on a cool chill female senpai in the senior class? And possibly a super sweet love confession on her graduation day?

Aww, this is so cute! I hope you enjoy. ❤️✨

Characters: Bakugou Katsuki/DynaMight

Contents: f!reader, general fluff

Bakugou Katsuki/DynaMight

What do you mean? Bakugou is far too cool and tough to have something as pathetic as a crush. Him? Interested in some older girl who'll just look down at her nose at him? Yeah, right.

That's what Bakugou is telling himself the entire time he's scrolling through the UA Student Directory to find out the name of the cool-looking chick who stopped him on the way to the cafeteria to hand him a soda, telling him it was his cut of her winnings on a bet she placed on his second year Sports Festival finale match.

"I bet on you to win, of course. And you didn't get yourself muzzled this time. That's progress, dude. Keep winning for me, huh?"

"Wha—? Hah!? I didn't win for you!" he blusters, scarlet at the unexpected interaction.

Too late. You were already gone, waving casually as you headed off to wherever the hell you were going. Worse still, Kirishima, Kaminari, and Sero were all standing around, grinning at him like idiots.

Kaminari bats his eyelashes. "Keep winning for me too, Kacchan—" he exclaims in a breathy voice, before Bakugou shoves him in a supply closet and jams the door shut.

Bakugou keeps the soda, but doesn't drink it. It sits on his desk next to his laptop, so he can glare at it while he tries to find out who the hell you are. He's scrolling, scrolling past an infinite sea of faces until her face—your face—jumps out at him. He clicks to bring up your profile and scowls at your enlarged photo. You're a third year, technically his senpai.

"Tch. Old hag."

There's nothing haglike about your behaviour, though. You greet him casually in the hallways, sometimes mentioning if you've seen him on TV or heard about him causing more chaos, which seems to amuse you more than anything else.

"Did you really call that reporter a 'douche' live on air? He was kind of a jackass, huh? Thinking he was some hard-hitting journalist on what was meant to be a puff piece."

Bakugou's replies are usually surly and monosyllabic, but he does start to give you a "Yeah. Whatever. Bye." when you walk away. He waits until your back is turned to watch you go. He still hasn't opened the soda.

His friends rib him about his senpai girlfriend, ignoring his murderous glares and vehement denials. Eventually, he just tells them to shut the hell up and stops bothering to correct them.

He's looking for you in the halls after his latest villain takedown got caught on camera, and it pisses him off that he's seeking you out. He doesn't need your approval.

(Yes, he does.)

A knot of tension loosens between his shoulders when he hears your voice behind him. "Yo, DynaMight. Still giving out the bad guy beatdowns, I see."

"As if you should expect any less, idiot."

Despite how good he is at Pro Hero work, Bakugou isn't used to having a fan—he doesn't count that damn nerd—but it adds a weight to everything he does, when he thinks you might be watching.

Things come to a head the day you graduate from UA High School. Normally younger students wouldn't be at the ceremony, just the graduating class, but you spot a head of spiky blond hair loitering at the back.

Bakugou scowls at you when you approach, but you ignore that. His face is just kind of arranged that way. He thrusts something at you—a very familiar looking can of soda, now somewhat dented.

"Warm soda. My fave."

"Tch. Shut up." Bakugou points a finger at you. "You might be graduating, old lady, but don't you dare start looking down on me. I'm gonna win the Sports Festival again in third year, and then I'm gonna become the Number One Hero when I graduate. You better be watching."

You grin at him. "Oh, I will be."

There's a pause. He glares at you expectantly.

"Sooo..." you say. "You want my number or what?"

Bakugou immediately shoves his phone at you—his case is orange and red with a grenade pop socket—avoiding your gaze. "Whatever."

[lanawinterscigarettes]

Gilmore Girls characters and whether or not they give off scary dog privilege (headcanons)

Characters included: Lorelai, Luke, Rory, Lane, Dean, Paris, Jess, and Logan

Warnings/contains: gn! reader, brief mentions of fighting/threats and some swearing but I don't think there's anything other than that

Beginning notes: this post inspired me to write something similar with the gilmore girl characters. just a heads up this is pretty short because I couldn't think of more to add than just a couple of bullet points for each but I hope y'all enjoy this anyway <3

Lorelai Gilmore

Maybe not scary dog privilege, but she definitely reminds most of those yappy little ankle biters that jump and bark at people nonstop

If she sees someone bothering you she'll come over and introduce herself, very insistently taking over the conversation and asking the other person question on top of question without even giving them the time to answer any of them until they eventually either grow uncomfortable or irritated enough and go away

Luke Danes

Most definitely. Part of it is how intimidating he looks given his height and the ever permanent scowl on his face, but his influence as the diner's owner certainly doesn't hurt matters

Someone could come up to you while you're sitting at the counter and try to hit on you and he'll just magically appear with a pot of coffee in hand, pretending as though the only reason he came over was to refill your cup while subtly giving the other person a questioning look. They usually take the hint and leave pretty shortly after that

Rory Gilmore

Absolutely not. She both looks and acts much more like a pitiful little kitty cat, especially when she starts to sulk at the idea of someone else flirting with you or just stealing your attention away from her in general

At best she's able to make people feel sorry for her by how pathetic she becomes and get them to leave you alone that way, but she's definitely not scary

Lane Kim

Also not scary in the slightest. If her mom were hanging out in the background somewhere that might deter some people, but she isn't much of a threat by herself

Whenever people come up to try to talk to you she just sort of awkwardly hovers nearby, occasionally making up some sort of excuse for you two needing to get somewhere if they're taking too long to leave you alone

Dean Forester

Yes, and it's honestly a combining factor of how tall he is and his abrasive attitude that comes out whenever he gets defensive or upset about something

It's incredibly easy for him to intimidate others because all he has to do is tower over them and spit out a few harsh threats to get anyone who's bothering you to back off

Paris Geller

Surprisingly yes. The glare of her resting bitch face is enough to make most people scurry away in fear regardless of whether they know her or not, and the people who do know her are well aware of just how easily she can break down their self esteem in a manner of a few choice words

Someone completely random could be trying to hit on you, but the second she walks up behind you they instantly freeze, unable to even speak due to the chill they feel go down their spine at the intensity of her expression. They stammer out an apology for bothering you and scurry away without another word, and without her having to speak at all

Jess Mariano

Oh God yes. He might be a little unassuming at first glance, but upon further observation it's pretty obvious that not only is he insanely protective, he's also not afraid of getting in trouble if it involves keeping you safe or comfortable

He almost always has an arm wrapped around your waist when you're out together, and on the off chance someone is either brave or stupid enough to approach you anyway he's quick to cut the other person off with passive aggressive comments until they take a hint and leave, though he obviously isn't above physically fighting someone if that's what it takes to get them to leave you alone

Logan Huntzberger

Yes and no. I'd say he probably reminds most people of a golden retriever with his personality and appearance so physically he's really not, but in other cases it would be a yes as most of his intimidation actually comes from his family's wealth and influence

Just his presence might be enough to get people to leave you alone but if it isn't all he has to do is flash a smile of faux politeness and introduce himself, which by that point is enough for the other person to deflate like an old balloon as they finally take their leave

End notes: sorry if any of these guys are ooc it's my first time writing for most of them </3

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Anyway I was trying to go back to sleep this morning and couldn’t because of Dorym baby headcanons so suffer with me

They might have more than one, but if it’s just one I think it’s a girl

I want so badly to say her name is probably Sky but idk too on the nose?? Maybe. Then again, Orym’s the one with the moon tattoos that fell in love with a man whose middle name is SecondSUN he literally made a sun pun to Keyleth’s face so actually Sky is probably perfect. Alternatively: Austen could be very funny.

Dorian gives pushover parent vibes but no it’s actually Orym who’s the complete sucker bc the kid looks too much like Dorian sorry (I live in trans!Dorian world but frankly I have a million and one ideas for how this kid came about and they all involve her looking like Dorian)

C-Poppers hate her: how this random baby got an entire collection of one of a kind C-Pop toys

Remember the squishy face kissing “you’re gonna do so good!!!” From the charity one shot?? Every morning before school.

She’s probably the only BH baby. I could MAYBE see Fearne & Ashton having an oopsie but I don’t think it’d be before Dorym had an on purpose

Speaking of Ashton, even though Imogen, Fearnie & Laudna get to be aunties, Chetney gets to be Pop and I think even Braius eventually gets some Uncle status, Ashton is just “My”. As in “My Ashton”. And they consistently rub in the rest of the Hells’ face that their nickname is the best one.

This kid has never been on the ground a day in her life. Carried everywhere bc her Aunties think she’s Too Cute. Totally. Climbing onto a table to see what her Tall Dad is doing? Absolutely. Hanging off of Braius’ horns, standing on Coriolis, sitting on top of Ashton’s hammer, riding wolf!Pop and Caviar (look between Chetney, Fearne and Laudna, Caviar does not scare this kid).

There’s absolutely more rattling around in my head I’m sure but I’ll add those later. EDIT: All the notes about this being 100% canon has made my heart warm so here’s the more i promised:

On the list of ways this child appears: 1. trans!Dorian (My fave). 2. trans!Orym. 3. AFAB!Ashton if it’s Dashrym but full “I didn’t know I was pregnant” vibes bc stone body & chronic illness. 4. Cyrus’ illegitimate child (but I live in resurrected Cyrus world tbh). 5. Surrogacy via one of the triplets. 6. Surrogacy via Fearne tbh. 7. Surrogacy via more modern means aka they pick a halfling with similar features to Orym. 8. A gift from Nana Morri. 9. A gift from the wild mother (8 & 9 are my second fave)

In most instances, she’ll never pass 5 ft I’m so sorry kid (but if she’s a Dashrym kid, sorry Orym she’ll outpace you before 1st grade).

Horse girl summers with Auntie Imogen!!!

I know Sam said he didn’t think FCG should come back but FRIDA says he’s not dead and i really want a Finding FCG one-shot SO once they get FCG back they’re baking buddies! They make a lot of good stuff but also the wildest kid mud pie concoctions.

Alma/Nel/the triplets/Imodna are the parent preferred babysitters, Alma/Chetney/Ashton/Fearne are the kid’s picks and Braius is a last resort bc they splatter painted the backyard last time.

Has a sending stone for Nephele & Zeru (& Cyrus).

Yearly family vacations to the Byroden festival!!!!

[justsomeoneintoomanyfandoms]

Hi! Can you make TkDb characters (anyone you like) x Witch! Reader fanfic? So like, how they found out and how they react with that, or you can add something that you see fit! (⁠人⁠⁠•͈⁠ᴗ⁠•͈⁠)

Hi Anon! I hope you don't mind but I changed this to headcanons so I could write a bit about everyone. If you'd like fanfics about anyone in particular, please let me know! I also had to break this one up into a few different posts separating the characters into their houses but I'll link them all here. I hope you like the headcanons!

Witches and Ghouls - Frostheim Edition

Fandom: Tokyo Debunker

Characters: Jin Kamurai, Thoma Ishibashi, Lucas Errant, Kaito Fuji x gn! Reader

Frostheim | Vagastrom | Jabberwock | Sinostra | Hotarubi | Obscuary | Mortkranken

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You're a witch! And even though the characters have made deals with demons themselves, they might have some surprising reactions.

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Jin doesn’t put much stock in gossip but it is certainly good for bringing his awareness to possibly true information. So when he heard that you might be a witch, he put in some extra investigation.

And boy was he surprised to find out that this particular rumour was true! He just wasn’t expecting you to actually be a witch.

Honestly, he’s going to be a bit cold around you for a bit, especially if you’ve been together for a while. He sees you keeping this from him as a breach of trust.

Eventually, he will realise that you were keeping it from him for good reason. Once he does this, he’ll accept your witchiness wholeheartedly. He cares about you regardless of whether you’re a witch or not.

Thoma’s pretty observant so it probably wouldn’t take him long to figure out that there’s something different about you.

When he finds out you’re a witch, he’s not super shocked. He had his suspicions after all. Now that he knows for sure, all the little things that happen around you make a lot more sense.

Unlike Jin, Thoma knows why you would hide your witchiness. Until you want to tell people, he’ll happily keep your secret.

He’s also great at helping you cover up any slip ups. Oh the door that’s been stuck for years suddenly opened when you tried it? Must have loosened up since the last person tried it.

I think Lucas wouldn’t find out unless you tell him. He’s quite observant with a lot of things but when it comes to you, he can have a bit of a blind spot.

He’s not going to react well initially. Much like Jin, he sees it as a betrayal of his trust, especially if you have any ways of helping with his investigation into demons.

But he’ll come around quickly and be very apologetic about how he reacted. It’s your business after all, he’s just glad you’re willing to forgive him.

He’ll do his best to make it up to you as well but helping out with any witchy stuff he can. Need ingredients? He’s on it? Got a migraine from pondering the orb? He’ll give you a head rub.

Yeah, Kaito’s going to find out super fast. Surprising everyone, he’ll probably figure it out faster than any of the other ghouls. He’s too focused on you not to notice.

It’s definitely going to freak him out to start with. He’s pacing around in his room torn between staying away from the spooky witch and hanging out with his very attractive partner.

Eventually, the latter wins and he’s back to normal and he’ll be apologetic about his actions. He’s already lucky you like being around him, he doesn’t want to do anything to jeopardise that.

You’ve also got a really good bargaining chip if he ever steps out of line. Just remind him of your witchy powers and he’ll very quickly stop whatever he’s doing.

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[ethereal-blossom]

My thoughts on dating... Dazai!

Credits to @kisara-16 because she basically co-wrote this through our conversations about Dazai. Seriously, these headcanons wouldn't look like this without her amazing insight on Dazai!

sfw

-Instant love is not an option when it comes to Dazai. He can think you're pretty when he first lays his eyes on you, and he can be impressed and admire certain qualities, but he's not going to fall in love that easily. Falling in love requires vulnerability and indirectly the acceptance of a possible loss. No, a slow burn sounds more right.

-Building up trust is the key to getting Dazai vulnerable. You're going to have to prove that you won't leave him. It's not an easy task as Dazai will make you face many challenges, like calling you up in the middle of the night because he's "too drunk" to walk home from the bar yet you're chasing him around the entire city up till dawn.

-However, there are more things needed to win over Dazai's heart. Little things over a long span of time, to be more precise. Dazai is a stranger yet attracted to sincerity and kindness, so a combination of these two things would pull his heartstrings.

-Imagine Dazai sitting at his desk and suddenly you put a can of crab on it. He's confused, but then you explain how you rarely see him eat at the ADA. When Dazai asks you why you chose a can of crab, you answer that he once tried to convince Kunikida to buy it for him with the promise he'd finish that long overdue paperwork. Dazai would be so surprised if someone, you, paid attention to him and remembered a detail from an interaction that didn't even involve you. (Credits to Kisara for this scenario!)

-Dazai would be oblivious to his crush on you at first, may it be because he's scared or the foreignness of the emotion. When Dazai does realize he has feelings for you, he tries to distance himself. As Dazai said, everything he wants is lost the minute he obtains it. He can't afford to add another wound to an already scarred heart. It's crucial to be consistent and prove you're not willing to leave, and that you desire to live.

-You'll have to confess first. Although Dazai easily picks up on other people's emotions and knows how to manipulate them, he has trouble handling his own. Vulnerability is something Dazai fears and that includes opening up about his feelings to you. He would wait until you make the first move.

-If you're scared though, don't worry! Dazai picked up on your crush on him as well as your struggle to confess. He'll tease you until you're convinced he needs to have some interest in you. Imagine being in the ADA kitchen and Dazai pops up behind you. His front is pressed against your back while he's trying to grab something that so accidentally happens to be at your coffee maker. "Don't mind me," he whispers softly into your ear. He could grab it much faster but why wouldn't he take his sweet time? After all, it's so cute how your body reacts to his close presence. And who knows, maybe it makes you confess sooner.

-When you do confess, Dazai might act light-heartened about it. "Oh, Belladonna, I knew you'd fall for my charms eventually! What about a lovely double suicide for our first date?" But don't let it fool you. He's excited yet nervous that you asked him out. He just needs to hide it for the both of you.

-You might also need to kiss him first. Dazai will turn it into a challenge to see how long you can resist kissing him. Imagine Dazai catching you looking at his lips. You turn your head the second you notice Dazai caught onto you, but then his slender fingers grab your chin, turning your head back to him. His eyes lock with yours, the air is filled with want... and then he lets go, focusing on whatever you were doing. The longer you wait for him to kiss you, the more seriously Dazai takes the challenge.

-Dazai's kisses are usually playful and teasing. He knows what makes you stand on the tip of your toes for more. One of the cuter things is when he taps on your shoulder only to appear on the opposite side to kiss your cheek.

-The PDA will be very clownery. Not sure if I wrote something similar for another post, but: If Dazai wants to cuddle with you at the ADA, he's going to drag you to the couch whining like a child needy for attention. It's all to hide that he craves your touch. Physical touch is an intimate action for Dazai as he rarely lets someone that close into his personal space and when he touches someone, it's rarely to show affection. Such an intimate action is something Dazai prefers to hide from his co-workers and strangers, so the way he goes around it is by using his desire for your touch to strengthen his reputation as a lazy clown.

-Nevertheless, there are going to be intimate, hidden touches throughout the day. He'll lightly bump into you at the copy machine. He'll then place his hands on your shoulders as if to steady you and innocently smiles "Sorry, can't have you falling for me again, sugar cube!" Or when nobody is watching and he delicately caresses your lower back for a split second. And perhaps the times your shoulders brush slightly aren't as accidental as they appear to be.

-Physical touch is more intimate when you're in one of your dorms, though. It's where Dazai doesn't have to worry about appearing soft or vulnerable. He loves it when you play with his hair, although it'd be an unfamiliar sensation at first. He'd relax so much if you made him lay his head in your lap while you do your skin-care routine on him. When you fill him in on everything that's going on in your mind while touching his skin aka giving him personal attention... He could never get tired of it.

-Dazai's favorite love language to receive is physical touch. He's so touch-starved, especially with the layers of bandages decorating his skin. It's going to take a long time before Dazai feels at ease and safe enough to remove the bandages around you, though. It's not something he's going to be comfortable with doing at the start of your relationship. Honestly, a lot of things that require even a bit of vulnerability turn into slow burns with Dazai. Even holding hands is a huge milestone that feels intimate to him. You really need to have patience and while you sometimes have to push him outside of his comfort zone or take the initiative, you cannot be too pushy either.

-Once Dazai agrees to remove his bandages, be extra tender with him. Kiss him softly and gently remove the bandages around his neck. Instead of staring at his skin and making him feel self-conscious, start placing kisses on his neck and then slowly trail down to the exposed part of his neck, leaving hickeys at places you couldn't before. Don't immediately let Dazai remove all his bandages. Take it step by step. Leave days between them. You don't have to remove his shield in one go.

-Dazai doesn't often initiate dates as he's rather easy in that aspect. It's not to say that he never takes you out, though! What Dazai values most on dates is the proximity of you and the memories that are being made. When Dazai wants to go on a date, they're rather spontaneous and unpredictable. One minute you're working and before you know it, he makes you chase him to a park. A fun date idea could be escape rooms! Of course, Dazai is smart enough to escape within five minutes, but he enjoys the proximity of it. He'll have already figured out where the key is, but why would he say it? Not only does that make you leave the room sooner, but he finds your cute dedication to escape it endearing. Dazai would also really like cafe or bar dates, but he also wouldn't say no to a date filled with surprises (if you manage to be sneaky enough to surprise him, that is).

-Dazai takes care of you from the shadows. He's a tsundere. So when he does an act of service, it's hard to tell it's him. For example, let's say you're very tired. When Atsushi is ready to grab a cup of coffee from the cafe, Dazai randomly brings up how tired you've looked all day. Next thing you know, Atsushi brings you a cup of coffee.

-Dazai isn't the one to get jealous easily, but oh does he taste it when somebody else thinks they can wrap you around their fingers when you're already wrapped around his. Softly said, it's not appreciated. It's hard to tell when Dazai is jealous, but he does get extra clingy and starts making it obvious that you belong to him. They're looking at your hair? Oops, Dazai is brushing it behind your ear. They're looking at your cheek? Dazai kisses it. They're trying to make a conversation with you? Dazai is answering all the questions in the most annoying way. They try to stand closer to you? Dazai has an arm around your waist, pressing you against him.

-When you need a hug for comfort, Dazai will make a remark on how clingy you are. But when you want to pull away, he hugs you even tighter and doesn't let go until he feels your heart rate go back to its usual tempo.

-Dazai prefers to sleep next to you. It doesn't necessarily helps him fall asleep (although it does make him feel more relaxed) but Dazai enjoys to have you in his arms, listening to your steady heartbeat and breathing, feel your warmth, and loves to have you close even though you're sleeping. It makes the night a bit more bearable and less lonely.

-Dazai isn't very used to praise, and if he does, then it usually doesn't mean anything to him. He knows he's smart. He's aware people perceive him as handsome. Nothing new. However, he'd secretly get flustered when it's you who praises him. It's the way you praise him with such sincerity and admiration without expecting anything back that makes the blood want to rush to his cheeks. Dazai knows how to smoothly hide his face, although you can still catch a tiny hint of him being flustered if the praise comes so unexpectedly.

-He's not always going to believe your praise, sadly. Not because Dazai doesn't trust you, but because Dazai doesn't believe himself to be a good human. So, whenever you praise him for being kind or beautiful, he's hesitant to internally accept it.

-Dazai calls you cringy pet names in public + Belladonna, but in the safety of your dorms he calls you "love" and "dear." All credits to Kisara and I'm still fangirling over how accurate this feels: "Sweet angel princess Belladonna, would you possibly... reconsider my double suicide offer?"

-Self-care does not come natural to Dazai. He is a pro in neglecting himself, so it is important that you motivate him in taking care of himself. Dazai will whine about how he does not want to shower only for him to do a full 180 turn when you offer to shower together. He clings to his can of crab, claiming it is all he need, only to change his mind once you make a delicious homemade meal (emphasis on you because there is something about knowing you made it that makes the food more enticing).

-To be fair, there are downsides to dating Dazai that you have to deal with. His acts of service often isn't noticeable, he has trouble opening up and sharing what is happening inside his head, and he requires patience on many surfaces. There are times he is as ungraspable as the wind. However;

-If there's one thing Dazai considers most important then it's your life. He has lost too many and he's not ready to lose you, too. So, it's almost a given that Dazai feels protective of you. He wouldn't let anyone harm you and if someone does... Well, that automatically makes them Dazai's enemy and we know what saying goes around. If you actually once get seriously hurt on a mission, it's going to keep Dazai up for the next couple of nights. Sure, the Agency has Yosano and she fixed you up like a pro, but still. What would've happened if they got you to Yosano too late? Especially if you got hurt in Dazai's plan, he'd beat himself up. Either way, he's going to feel like he should have predicted it. He praises himself for his intelligence but couldn't even use it to keep his love safe? Pathetic. Dazai is going to find it endearing though if you decide to stay up with him even though you're basically falling asleep on his shoulder.

nsfw (mdni)

-As I mentioned before, holding hands is already going to be a huge achievement, so I don't think you will sleep together very soon in the relationship.

-This man is unmotivated to do anything until we're talking about how many orgasms he can get out of you. Dazai is both a fan of overstimulation and edging. He will edge you for what feels like hours on end to then go full out without hitting the brakes because "Wasn't that what you were begging me for, my Bella?"

-I am not saying Dazai has a praise kink but he is going to be flustered the first few times you praise him during (oral) sex. Imagine moaning his name in the middle of the act and Dazai, the tease that he is, asks "Yes, love?" "Mhm, you are doing so good, Osamu." Instantly, Dazai's pace stutters and slows down as he lets the words sink in. "Is that so?" he replies before muttering to himself "Better live up to the expectations then." Good luck walking the next day, you will need it.

-He probably has been praised before when pleasuring other women but it never did matter as much to him as your praise does.

-I don't think Dazai is that much into degradation. I can't see him wanting to degrade someone he deeply cares about; the closest you will get him to degradation is when he teases how desperate you are for him. However, if you are into it, he will degrade you more because he knows it serves the purpose of pleasuring you.

-Dazai is going to be soft and gentle the first time you will do it. He is self-aware enough to know the times he has been cruel, so he feels extra motivated to do this right. If it is your actual first time, Dazai is more scared of hurting you and feels more pressure to make this time as memorable and pleasurable as possible. He will prep you extra well, entering you slowly while observing every sign that tells him you are hurting, and he will take all the time in the world before he starts moving in and out. During all of that, he coos lovely words that comfort you and distract you from the pain.

-Dazai is a switch with a preference to dom. It will take a while before he takes the role of the sub. When he does, make sure to be gentle with him.

-At the start, Dazai prefers to give. He barely prioritizes himself, so he doesn't make a huge deal out of being on the receiving end. It is quite the opposite: Dazai is aware he does not show love easily and this is a skill he is confident in to show you how devoted he is to you. Yet, a new world opened to Dazai when he realized how good this feels with you. The difference between before and now is the emotions and attachment he feels towards you, which increases his pleasure during such intimate acts. Soon, Dazai will want to drown in the pleasure that you give him and crave more of it like a selfish man.

-Dazai is a pro with his mouth and fingers. Not only that, but he mastered the art of sensuality. He understands roughness, speed, and impatience are not everything. He knows how to make your body tremble with the unbearable slow trace of a single finger against your bare skin, the intimacy of an intense gaze, and the tone of his voice when he tells you all the things that will you crave more of him.

[sparkly-sediment]

did you ever do any posties about spydad..... particularly the reveal if that ever happens. bonus points if it were against spy's will but i don't know how that'd happen. maybe a snitch. a lot of people write that scout would hug him or something and yeah!! that's cool!!! what if he beat his ass though!!!

also if you add the comic evidence that scout probably Knows about spy being his pops but he just. on the GRIND repressing that shit fr! and if he's confronted with it suddenly that's fucking up his whole gig! he's supposed to be ignoring that now you're telling him all about it are you KIDDING

my dad is pretty similar to canon dadspy but more abusive and so whenever I see scout being like “omg daddy!! Ur home 😫😫😫😭😭” IM SICKENED!! Give my boy his grief!!! His rage!! Daddy ISSUES after all

Scout learns who dropped a sex bomb on his mother 27 years ago and was scared of the explosion headcanons

Scout’s not fucking dumb, but he’s also deeply burdened by his lack of a father and cannot handle unpacking that there’s a pretty good chance it’s Spy

Whenever something suggestive of the truth pops up he gets a sickly feeling. His face gets all hot and embarrassed and he gets really angry, but the kind where if he speaks he’ll cry and all he wants is to do run away somewhere

HOW WOULD HE LEARN. ? Because Spy sure as hell won’t tell him, even when he’s dying. Sniper MIGHT but I highly doubt it (he didn’t tell Scout when Scout was dying but did implore Spy)

Angst version that Scout deep down knows and one just breaks. Just fucking looses it. Spy does something, says something, and he can’t take it anymore

It would be an explosion and then silence. He would yell with a deep, visceral anged completely unfamiliar to Scout and everyone would be utterly gagged because this goofy punk ass kid was consumed with rage

Scout would definitely run and cry after and totally shut everyone out ❤️ and he would probably kinda listen to Sniper since their friends, but it doesn’t resonate fully since they are so close in age, and if Scout thought Sniper knew the betrayal would be devastating

It would take Engineer or Heavy talking to him for Scout to come back to the world. Male mentor figures yk

And everyone would be a bit different around him. Pity, guilt, empathy, and shame. No one did anything or told Scout when it really would have been the right thing to do

It’s difficult for him to accept Miss Pauling knew and would spur the end of his feelings for her, but she would probably come to him as a friend and it would bring them closer than they would have ever been romantically

Scout would probably completely ice Spy out and it would be very painful and clearly come from a place of hurt. Refuses to even look at him and his eyes are red and swollen from crying

The others might try to even things out but to no avail. And none of them can really blame Scout, Spy is a total dick

Scout suddenly had seven fathers and Spy has seven cordial enemies

Scout would try to turn to substances but the team will not let him!!! Suddenly Demos telling him how nasty half his drinks are, Engineer is asking for help in the work shop, and Pyro is *accidentally* singing Spy’s clothes every chance she gets

Medic probably gives him a long talk about baboon family structures and how humans evolved to be social creatures, so don’t feel weak for being upset over this

Eventually Spy would have to get his shit together. He thinks Scout wants nothing to do with him but someone (probably Sniper) shakes some sense into the bastard

The convo is Spy approaching, apologizing, Scout going through each and every way being abandoned fucked him up, and then probably no hug but searing eye contact

It’s brushed under the rug but the lump is still visible

One silent and crying hug in private dark of night amen

[lesbomaticlove]

✨ character-song analysis #2 ✨

zosan - irresistible by fall out boy

based on what i know about my followers i doubt i have to explain any of this with these two, but fuck you cause im gonna. see my vision. heavy headcanons ahead.

"coming in unannounced, drag my nails on the tile / I'll just follow your scent, you can just follow my smile"

sanji very frequently is the one to have to go hunting for zoro when he gets lost and then leading him the proper way. insert joke about unhygenic zoro and charmer sanji or whatever

"all of your flaws are aligned with this mood of mine / cutting me to the bone nothing left to leave behind"

they love love love picking apart each other's mistakes, always taking their anger out on one another, starting that vicious cycle of tearing each other down and getting angry that, to some degree, it's working. not that either one would ever admit to that.

"you ought to keep me concealed just like i was a weapon / I didn't come for a fight but I will fight til the ending"

their roles as the wings of the pirate king go well with this. both were reluctant to join the crew, but itll be a cold day in hell before either of them let their captain down. sanji especially is underestimated by foes for the fact that he doesn't carry weapons but clearly, he matches up to zoro's fighting ability. also with a literal interpretation of the first line, sanji being a closeted bisexual wanting the relationship between them to remain concealed at all costs.

"this one might be a battle, might not turn out okay / you know you look so seattle, but you feel so la"

their arguments are fucking turbulent. the second part of the line suggests an appearance of one thing yet being another- zoro often gives the appearance of being removed and uncaring, when in reality his love for his crew encompasses everything. sanji gives the appearance of confidence and nonchalance, when he's lived his whole life feeling weak, insecure, and in constant need to prove himself.

"gonna get you to burst just like you were a bubble / frame me up on your wall just to keep me out of trouble / like a moth getting trapped in the light by fixation / truly free love, baby, I'm talking no inflation"

one of the things i love most about their dynamic is their aggressive protection over the other, and in this line I can't think of anything but thriller bark. zoro knocking sanji out, sanji trying to hold on because he thinks hes the one thats supposed to make this sacrifice, and once sanji wakes up his first thought is to find him? the anger that he felt in that moment falling away to fear of losing him? im insane.

"you know i give my love a f-f-four letter name"

'cook'. 'moss'. need i say more? but fr, the pun in the lyric is that 'four letter words' refer to profanity and these guys love to call each other all sorts of names. they never use the other's actual given name. except sanji in that one singular scene but it wasn't in the manga.

"you're second hand smoke / i breathe you in but honey i don't know / what you're doing to me, mon chéri / but the truth catches up with us eventually"

connection to sanji smoking and speaking french yada yada. but think of it this way: a passive cause to an eventual end. neither realizing they're in love until they're so deep in it that there's no possible way of going back or letting go.

"i'm no good, good at lip service / except when they're yours, mi amor"

just- just imagine zoro saying this line to sanji. lip service = words over action, and zoro is a very action over words kind of guy. he's not the type to say things just to make someone happy but he'll sure kiss him about it instead.

and after all of this, there is but one last thing to add; the chorus-

"i love the way you hurt me / its irresistible"

✨masochism✨

edit: decided to link the playlists im taking from in case anyone wants to see the madness of my mind or perhaps request a song explaination

zosan playlist - i came back from hell to kill you

[spoopdeedoop]

hi i have some disorganized thoughts/hcs abt the found family human doctor au

(one of the thoughts being i should really give it a better name. another being YES this is only the nuwho doctors atm bc that's the only series i've watched so far apologies. if i ever get around to watching classic who i will add them trust)

BEHOLD my random, not at all in-depth headcanons

nine is the only one with a car out of all of them. they all keep bugging him to drive/pick them up from places -- he has mixed feelings about being the assigned taxi driver

both twelve and eleven are teachers -- college professor and preschool teacher respectively. twelve's students love them because he will say the most stupid, hilarious shit with a straight face without even knowing and eleven's students love him because he is the only teacher at the school that will dance with them during musical chairs (he doesn't even play the game. he just dances)

i want to make one of them an actual doctor but i don't think any of them could handle it unfortunately

they all share an an apartment flat on the same level -- nine, twelve and fifteen live in one room, ten, eleven and thirteen live in the one across from them. of course there are other people in the building too but they're all used to the strange loud hyperactivity of that particular flat. i think i'm using the right terminology here. yall know what im talking about

(i'm so tempted to make some companions be their neighbors)

nine and ten are the most insomniac of all of them, so they're used to bumping each other in the dead of night on their way to raid each other's respective fridges or something. very rarely thirteen will join them and they're like "WELL FANCY SEEING YOU HERE"

twelve does sleep, but like. he's nocturnal

eleven and ten hate each other in a sibling kind of way (see: day of the doctor). they are constantly sending each other death threats or tripping each other over. everyone is sick of it

sometimes when they're out shopping you'll hear ten yell "GET OUT OF THE FROZEN FOOD YOU NUMPTY WE ARE NOT BUYING FISH FINGERS" over the aisles and you'll hear eleven whine "WHY DO YOU HATE ME SO MUCH" back

(if you're lucky you'll be able to catch fifteen mumble "why did we put them in the same apartment. are we asking for an eviction notice")

eventually eleven will pick a random stray cat off the side of the road, take her home, and name her bowtie, which is a stupid name, so everyone just defaults to calling her kitty

kitty's favourite person is twelve, to eleven's absolute despair

(my original idea for this was to initially have ten hate the idea of living with a cat, since he's stated full on in the show that he doesn't like cats, but apparently there is some very obscure doctor who comic run in which he falls into a depressive spiral and adopts a cat whom he names rose-the-cat, so he might actually like cats idk?)

anyway ten hates her until he doesn't lmao. he vents to her when there's no one else home and she will Stare at him back and it is a very nice friendship

kitty and nine watch shitty romcom together

they have a joint groupchat together -- half of it is just thirteen and fifteen assigning everyone outfits they find on pinterest and the other half is eleven asking where everyone went (he keeps getting lost when they go out)

nine doesn't know how to download pictures off the internet and so resorts to manually editing memes together to send to the groupchat and everyone's like "girl that's so much more effort........."

(yes he doesn't know how to press save image to camera roll but he knows how to use a photo editor flawlessly. such is the logic of the idiocy of the doctors)

eleven and thirteen get along very well i think. they're the only two of the group to play video games and so they bond over that. they also have ridiculously similar clothing taste

sometimes they'll succeed in getting fifteen to play pokemon with them and then they'll proceed to not see him until the next day when he comes out of his room and goes "you didn't tell me plusle couldn't evolve i've been levelling it up all fucking night"

friday is assigned movie night (it's always big hero 6)

eleven is the only one to actively seek out physical affection, usually really abruptly like clinging to thirteen's back as she passes him in the hall or bapping ten with the palm of his hand until he sighs and gives him a hug. he does expect a platonic kiss on the forehead from anyone before he goes to bed and will complain if he doesn't get one

anyway thats it i'm sick in the head and really sad. if this keeps up i may be forced to actually write a fic

[essycogany]

SonAmy Headcanons

Because why not.

This is how I personally see their relationship. I’ll try to keep it somewhat accurate to how they’d act canonically. I’d say where they are now is great, but I’d like to add a few things. Some of these may or may not be influenced by other amazing creators.

You are free to steal if you want.

Sonic and Amy mostly act like a couple in private areas or when they think no one is paying attention. They might tell a few of their friends, but often try to keep things discreet. Even if their overall relationship isn’t different in a third person’s perspective.

Tails: “You two sure you’re not still friends or are you actually together?”

Sonic And Amy: “Yes!”

Sonic’s the most chill and casual boyfriend and shows a good amount of affection. Amy is an overjoyed and loving girlfriend who shows a huge amount of affection.

Amy does her best to not tell most people about her and Sonic. Making an effort to call him her “best friend.” Sonic doesn’t mind it much, even saying it’s “not a big deal.” Leaving Amy confused.

Sonic tells whoever he feels like telling that Amy’s his girlfriend without thinking and thinks it’s funny when she’s shocked about it.

The hedgehogs are unsure of what normal couple standers are. They usually already know what works for them. Except who they should tell.

Sonic shows affection by kissing Amy on the hand and hugging her. When feeling extra, he carries her and takes her out on a run. Amy shows affection by constant cheek kissing, hugging, and ear rubbing. (which he pretends to not enjoy but does.)

Examples:

These and basically everything that happened between them recently are what I have in mind in terms of physical affection.

Instead of kissing they touch each other’s cheeks.

Sonic (being a casual boyfriend) puts his arm around Amy’s shoulder indistinctively in public.

Both hedgehogs forget how they got together. All they remember is it happening.

They enjoy having tea with Cream in order to hang out more. And to spend time with Cream of course.

Amy instantly starts cooking more food after Sonic finishes eating.

Sonic and Amy love gardening and cooking together after defeating Eggman.

Amy admires Sonic’s knowledge about plants, guitars, and books. Sonic admires Amy’s optimistic side whenever she geeks out about silly stuff.

Their brief arguments stems to worrying about one another or what cake tastes better.

Sonic’s favorite times with Amy are when he teases her and she chases after him.

Amy laughs at Sonic’s jokes. Even when they’re not funny.

They both find bungee-jumping romantic and relaxing.

Amy and Sonic plays with each other’s quills when they’re bored.

The best dates are when they’re on dangerous adventures. Sometimes dates aren’t fun when nothing crazy happens. On those days, they go find trouble to be satisfied. But normal dates can be cool if it means they get to travel together.

Amy mostly sends gifts on holidays and Sonic gives gifts when she doesn’t expect it.

Sonic only dresses up when Amy reminds him. Amy doesn’t mind if he forgets because she ends up buying him outfits. She even makes Sonic a red hoodie and he wears it a lot.

When apart for a long time, they write each other letters.

Sonic randomly comes over Amy’s place at any time of day without warning. She acts as if she doesn’t like it, but really enjoys the company of her boyfriend.

On movie nights, Amy and Sonic always forget how long Sonic stays and ends up sleeping on the couch together with one head on top of the other. The same thing happens when they go outside for a “short run,” and end up sleeping outside.

The blue blur’s way of saying “I love you” back to Amy is by using sign language or saying “right back at ya.” He’ll eventually start saying “I love you,” later on. Which surprises Amy to no end when he does it out of nowhere.

The romance Sonic and Amy have isn’t only romance, but an updated version of their friendship. The ability to still be their own people even when in different places. Sonic and Amy are a power couple whose love for adventure strengthens their love for each other. The hedgehogs are equally as happy as when they were close friends. That is what keeps them attached.

That’s a rap! This most likely will never happen, but I don’t mind. Them officially being friends with crushes on each other is stellar and I’m satisfied with it.

[goldtheorys]

Jeff the killer general + relationship headcanons

_I did Jeff headcanons before but they were ass, so here’s my second attempt.

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General 🩶

Veeeeery reclusive

He’s thin and agile, even if he’s literally just standing in a room staring at the wall, lost in thought, he’ll hide or slip out of the room when he hears someone coming in easily

He doesn’t even really mean to, but it’s just some instinct that kicks in he doesn’t bother to fight

Doesn’t like people all that much anyways, so he’ll do what he can to avoid everyone

Loneliness isn’t the loveliest feeling though

Occasionally he’ll go find one of the other creeps, awkwardly ask them a simple question

I see a lot of stuff where he’s really loud and obnoxious, also a total jerk, and although I agree, his whole life went to shit pretty early on

So he lacks social skills, he barely knows how to take care of himself, and doesn’t have good emotional control

Of course he has outbursts, he doesn’t know how to make friends, he thinks because he’s so damn amazing everyone who “acts” like they hate him just wants to be him

But it begins to get to him after awhile, never having someone

He is sort of friends with Ben, but it flip flops from fun and easygoing to strained and frustrating

Survives on randomly selected energy drinks, beer and junk food alone

Cannot cook, cannot remember what a warm meal tastes like

Has a lot of energy, so when he can’t find anyone to bother, he goes on walks

Mostly during night to help hide his face, but because of that it’s pretty enjoyable

Wears a mask too so he can grab some food before finding whatever abandoned park he can, sitting on the swing set while he eats

Prefers the colder months

I’m not sure I wanna add he has smile dog as a pet on my version of him… but he is a big dog person. Runs into a stray every now and again and spends maybe a solid hour just petting and talking to it

He kills when he feels overwhelmed, but regrets it from all the guilt after

Sleeps a lot to try and forget about everything

Relationship

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You two probably met in a rather absurd way

Maybe it was the classic you both just murdered someone and found eachother, dripping with a stranger’s blood

Or he walked into your home at random, surprised and intrigued by your lack of fear

(you were just too tired to give a fuck)

He’s real rude at first, calling you names, making fun of basically the way you breathe or walk, trying to poke and prod for a weak point

If you tough it out and keep being kind or neutral towards him, eventually he’ll stop and slide into a weird mood of observing you

It’s like his eyes never leave you for a second, and it gets real creepy

He studies your movements, your face, your words, your mannerisms

You’re still here despite his lack of…maturity at the beginning

Even if it’s a little begrudgingly, you’ve let him stay

It’s weird and he can’t help but question if it’s some scheme to hurt or kill him

But he’ll be damned if he misses the chance to have the first genuine human connection he’s had in years

Kind of follows you like a cat when he can

Like to watch you from his own spot in the room, occasionally piping up to say whatever comes to his mind

And, it would take a bit longer, but eventually he warms up to being more affectionate, rather than the previous friendly coexisting

Doesn’t show it, might even scowl at you for being quote unquote cringe, but adores when you compliment him. About his beauty, his talents, his intelligence, he wants it all

But what he really adores is your touch

Late nights in, watching some show while he lies on top of you

Your nails running up and down his back, occasionally tangling into his hair to twist and brush it makes his heart beat faster than any night when he’s drenched in sweat and blood

He’ll still refuse to show that kind of weakness in front of anyone else, but when it’s just him and you, he’s pathetic for your attention and affection

Likes to hold you from behind, tracing every curve, every scar, every inch of your skin he can reach

Dangerously possessive

You’re the first good thing that’s happened to him in a long while, he cannot stand even the thought of you being ripped away from him

And as I said before, he doesn’t have the greatest control of his feelings

Instead of voicing his fears or concerns, he lashes out at you, especially if he knows you’ve been spending time with someone else

Tries to force you to stay by his side, threatens to harm you if you dare to leave

But once he calms down, he leaves, and your left scratching your head wondering why he had done all of that

He’ll come back when you’re asleep, watching you as he traces shapes onto your arm

He’s so fucking scared you’re gonna realize how truly shitty of a person he is

Wakes you up, wrapping you into a hug as soon as your blearily blink your eyes open

He won’t apologize, he’s still a bit of a narcissist, but you can feel it in the way he clings to you in the darkness of the room

You’ll cuddle him to sleep, and wake up in the morning to him acting like nothing has happened

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_ughhh still don’t rlly like this it is SO messy, but also idc lol. Hope my version of him is enjoyable… might work on nina headcanons next, but I’m kind of just going with whatever right now. requests open, and sorry for my previous inactivity (⇀‸↼‶)

[explosioneater]

hey, cutie~

pet names the mha boys would give you!

a/n: because we all know teddy bear's a little overrated. i might add more characters to this, idk 🤷‍♀️

— for my hero academia, fluff

(ft. izuku midoriya, katsuki bakugo, shoto todoroki, denki kaminari, hanta sero, shota aizawa, and keigo takami)

izuku midoriya calls you honey. he admits that it's a bit boring and cliche, but it's really the only pet name that sticks (see what i did there?). he thinks that someone as sweet as you should have a pet name that suits your personality, but he doesn't want to make it overwhelmingly cheesy. like, imagine if he called you honey bun or sweetie pie. even izuku knows when too much is too much!

katsuki bakugo prefers to call you buy your first name or nickname, because he comes up with stupid names for everyone else. he wants you to know that you're different, that your name actually matters to him, that he respects you. and you do know it, because he shows it every day in the little things he does for you.

it's not often that shoto todoroki calls you by something other than your given name, but when he does, he calls you precious. because that's what you are to him—worth more than gold. you're the first thing that wasn't forced into his life, unlike the burden of becoming a hero, unlike all the things that happen at home that he never talks about. you're the first part of his life that he had a choice about, and he knows for a fact he made the right one when you asked him out and he said yes. he cherishes you with his heart, his soul, because to him, you're his whole world. so every time he calls you precious, you know he means it.

denki kaminari calls you sweetheart. it just…fits, okay? him calling you sweetheart in passing, while you're around friends, writing it on the silly notes he passes you during class. he likes the way it makes you blush, the way you avert your gaze every time he says it. he knows you'll get used to it eventually, but until you do, he'll cherish those fleeting moments. because they're the only way he knows you can get as flustered by him as he is by you.

hanta sero is the type to give you a spanish pet name such as mi amor, mi corazon, princesa, etc. but i think mi corazon would be his personal favorite. do i have to explain? (i personally headcanon him as hispanic from his mom's side, so this is all i could think of tee hee)

my personal otp—shota aizawa + darling. imagine waking up wrapped up in your boyfriend's strong arms, his chest pressing against your back. shota's not typically an early bird, but on weekends, he wakes himself up just to watch your pretty face until you wake up…and even after you do. "mornin', darling," he whispers with that husky morning voice as he presses himself closer to you 😩

keigo takami's so attached to you that you're basically a part of him—which is his rationale for calling you feather. he can't help it, he's gotten soft because of you (get it? soft…like a feather?). that's all the explanation i can give.

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[getmeoutofhell]

You & Jill being GF partners headcanons

request: headcanons for being Jill’s ghostface partner (they will succeed too, so also what the couple would do after they kill Sidney). love your work as always :)

warnings: violence mentioned, some headcanons have some nsfw, cussing.

a/n: you’re literally the best ever so yes i’ll do this for you!! also thank you so much 😊

The beginning:

you guys started dating before you two even carried out with ghostface. you knew how jill felt about her cousin sidney, which over time caused her to become depressed as jealousy started to take over.

you explained to her that no matter what would happen, you would stay by her side through it all. it doesn’t matter what she does, you knew you loved her.

eventually, jill had brung up her wanting to take sidney’s place once and for all. you asked her what does she mean and that you needed an elaboration. she then brung up ghostface and how she wants you two to work together in her plan.

it took you some time to agree with her. being that you were paranoid that you two would get caught or even worse; killed. but jill tried her best to reassure you, letting you know that she would guide and protect you through it all.

so you agreed after a day or two, and now the real fun began.

you and jill started planning everything for about a month before starting anything. you asked her where she’d get the costumes, voice changer, knifes, etc from. but she didn’t tell you, so you left it alone.

the first attack was from jill. she had you cover for her when people asked where was she when you were in public. she said she would be back at 5 but it was now 8 and you started to get worried. you thought she had gotten hurt or worse.

she ended up coming back at around 1 am after you started losing your mind. you immediately asked her what happened and if she all right. she then explained that she ended up having to lay low for a while after the attack. and that the next attack she wanted you to do it.

you were so nervous about it, and jill noticed it. “it’s gonna be okay baby. call me if you need anything.” she tried her best to calm your paranoid thoughts.

after your first time out, you became less scared and more confident over time. you also started to feel more crazier then ever. getting rid of people that make jill feel the way she does filled your heart with pleasure.

one time when you both came back after being ghostface together, you were both covered in blood due to it bleeding through the fabric of the costume. jill started kissing down your neck, and let’s just say y’all started fucking.

fast forward some time, it’s now the big day where you reveal yourself. sidney is devastated, being that you formed a ‘bond’ with her.

you guys did end up winning the fight in the end, but you and jill had to create damage to add on to the plan she had. so yes, she asked you to smash her head into a picture on the wall. “cmon baby, i can take it.” you hesitated but after a little glare from her you agreed and did it.

oh but that’s not all.

if you have hair she’ll end up pulling out some of it. if you don’t, she’ll end up smashing your forehead into something. so have fun with that.

The after results:

okay now let’s skip to the aftermath of y’all’s progress.

okay so after jill kills sidney, you and her share a passionate kiss filled with lust i might add.

the making out was cut short due to the police arriving.

everything somehow went smoothly and you got them to think sidney was the murder. after you guys had got medical treatment and left the police station, you guys went back to jill’s.

jill was very happy and even shedded a few happy tears while laying on you. “you did so good baby. i’m proud of you.”, you tell her. one thing led to another and she ended up on top of you…naked.

you guys did end up on the news everywhere and jill fell in love with the attention she was receiving from it. people were even on podcast talking about you guys, it was crazy.

now the real question is, did y’all stop the killings?

no.

if anyone pisses jill off, they’re dead. if anyone flirts with you, they’re dead. overtime, you guys just ended up becoming insane. you wouldn’t trade it for the world tho.

i hope you liked this!!

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