#i might come back and add more headcanons eventually if i think of more that i won't use on the fic

[squeaky-n-blushy]

no one's looking, quick squeaky, post headcanons for a series almost no one here knows.

WORD OF HONOR TK HCs

(specifically post-canon Wenzhou. i won't be including much about the first time they fooled around with tickling, because i'm saving that for a fic 🤫)

≪ 🪭 ≫ Wen Kexing ≪ 🪭 ≫

• Switch. Ler-Leaning in the sense that he gets more ler moods than lee moods, but dynamic-wise he gets as good as he gives.

• He is absolutely delighted by tickling now that he can afford to immerse himself in the experience. Wen Kexing was already happy to be all touchy with Zhou Zishu when he got nothing but an annoyed eye roll in return, now you're telling him he can be touchy AND get his zhiji to smile and laugh uncontrollably?

• He knew what tickling was, of course, remembering it vaguely from when he was a child and occasionally seeing it during his wandering. Though growing up he never indulged in it aside from things like a quick pinch or scribble to Gu Xiang's side, just for the sake of messing with her or getting her to loosen up a little. (Only a little, hence the shortness of his attacks. He couldn't give her the impression that it was safe to drop her guard in the Ghost Valley. Nor could he get lost in the playful moment for that very same reason.)

• But when he found out Zhou Zishu was ticklish, oohhh, suddenly he yearned for experiences.

• He will stare, transfixed and with a massive grin, at Zhou Zishu as he laughs his head off, and he will cling to the older man like an octopus as he tickles him silly.

• Is constantly chattering and teasing, to no one's surprise. He'll recite every bit of flattering poetry there is to recite while he drives his husband to giggly hysterics. He's partial to poetry and proverbs that emphasize his A-Xu's beauty, because how could Zhou Zishu with a broken composure, red cheeks from laughing and a blinding smile not be the most beautiful sight he's ever seen?

• This is a given, as far as Wen Kexing has a say on the matter, Zhou Zishu's shoulder blades will never again have a day of peace. Zhou Zishu in general will never again have a day of peace, but the shoulder blades are Wen Kexing's favorite targets. When he doesn't straight up launch a full-on tickle attack, he'll sneak up behind Zhou Zishu and skitter his nails on the skin before casually starting conversation as if he didn't do anything. If questioned, he'll flash a teasy little smile and "A-Xu, what's the purpose of beauty if it can't be appreciated?"

• Sometimes it's like an urge possesses him and he just has to destroy his partner with tickling and affection. He'll drape himself all over Zhou Zishu, which he doesn't bat an eye at because it's far from unusual, and strike, teasing hands anywhere he can reach and incessant kissing and nuzzling at Zhou Zishu's neck and ears.

• He'll jump Zhou Zishu for just about anything, there doesn't need to be any particular reason. But god forbid he's ever bored. Zhou Zishu knows that a bored Wen Kexing is a dangerous Wen Kexing. If he can't find a situation to entertain himself with, then he will create one.

• Usually very enthusiastic and playful in his methods, it's like his fingers move at lightning speed. But he's quick and eager (too eager, really) to adapt if he notices Zhou Zishu reacts better to gentler, slower touches in certain spots or during certain moments. At times Wen Kexing himself gravitates to gentleness too. Like when they wake up in each other's arms, soft rays of the early morning sun basking Zhou Zishu in a heavenly light, and Wen Kexing feels incredibly sappy.

• Speaking of waking up, of course Wen Kexing tickles Zhou Zishu out of bed when he feels too lazy to get up in the mornings.

• "A-Xu, I'm cold" or "A-Xu, my hands are cold" translates to: A-Xu, I'm about to tickle you silly. The big powerful immortal who cannot feel cold anymore will pretend to be freezing as an excuse to latch onto Zhou Zishu and do what was stated above. It doesn't matter if Zhou Zishu gives in with an exasperated huff or tries to half-heartedly avoid what's coming, Wen Kexing will bury his hands on each of his ticklish spots to "warm them up."

• He's cuddly before the tickling, he's cuddly during the tickling (both because he can't resist touching Zhou Zishu and because the latter gets flustered by it), and he's cuddly after the tickling, once Zhou Zishu allows. Aftercare consists of pampering and lavishing praises at his beautiful A-Xu about how well he did, and commentary about what Wen Kexing liked the most. He'll fuss over him all the while playfully acting overly concerned, fixing his hair and smoothing even the smallest wrinkles on his robes like it's the most important task in the world, biting back a grin as Zhou Zishu tenses whenever he reaches for somewhere sensitive even though Wen Kexing is being careful not to tickle.

• As for the development of his Lee side, well......

• Stage one: Giddy panic. The second he realizes Zhou Zishu is out for revenge, he's nearly consumed by the urge to giggle uncontrollably and will do everything in his power to keep it from happening. No one's ever tickled him since he was a young child, and the thought of rediscovering that sensation was equal parts thrilling and flustering. He's not above making a run for it or dodging Zhou Zishu's attempts like it's a matter of life or death. And he's not above starting a sparring match- just as Zhou Zishu usually does in Wen Kexing's shoes- to keep the man's fingers far away from any sensitive areas. When he falls victim to Zhou Zishu either way, it's Squirming And Whining Time. He'll trash around like he's being murdered, letting out the shrillest protests against the "cruelty" he's facing and screeching out pleas that he doesn't mean.

• Stage two: Don't Be Suspicious. In which he first realizes being destroyed by Zhou Zishu is great, actually, and has fun provoking his husband into giving him what he wants without actually asking for it. In stage two he's even more of a pest than normal, being a tease at every opportunity. He'll sneak a couple pokes several times throughout the day, every "A-Xu~" will sound extra coquettish and drawn out, and he'll make a show out of stretching and exposing all his vulnerable spots as many times as socially acceptable and then some.

• Stage three: Shameless. Um, he would like to be paid attention to, please. Why is he not being paid attention to? A-Xu, A-Xu, will you really be so cruel as to deprive this poor husband of affection? After we've gone to such great lengths for each other? After we've bared our hearts and souls to one another? A-Xu, Aaaa-Xuuuuuuu.....

• He jumps back and forth through the three stages by the way. It depends on the day. After the initial embarrassment of rediscovering he's more ticklish than he remembered has worn off, his default is stage two when it comes to lee moods.

• Always very squirmy even when he literally asks to be tickled, he can't help it. Or, well, he could, but he doesn't want to have to exert that self-control. He'll always blush to heaven and back when Zhou Zishu pins him down to keep him still, but that doesn't stop him from suggesting it himself when he's feeling shameless. ("You've been pestering me all day for this, quit squirming so much." "I guess A-Xu will have to pin me then~)

• His reactions are immediate and he is loud, there's no holding them back. Forget those graceful chuckles he lets out when he's acting cocky or playful, when he's being tickled we enter a whole new territory. Spots that are sensitive but not devastatingly so coax out the bubbliest of giggles that he just cannot stop. And his worst spots,,,, we're talking continuous high-pitched screaming, and he is extremely embarrassed by it.

• Demands extensive cuddle time after he's been thoroughly wrecked and he is going to complain if Zhou Zishu gets up for anything. Additionally, he also likes to massage Zhou Zishu's hands, which he can only do if you stay put, A-Xu.

≪ 🗡️ ≫ Zhou Zishu ≪ 🗡️ ≫

• Also a Switch. As to which side he leans towards- It's complicated? We'll get to that soon.

• Like Wen Kexing, his only personal experiences with tickling happened when he was young (though not as young as the other), before he was given responsibility over Siji Manor and before everything went down to shit. He goofed around a bit on tickle fights with his sect brothers while he was still a disciple, and, after that, occasionally with Jing Beiyuan. But it was just mindless roughhousing, no vulnerability involved.

• Having his zhiji, the one person be could be entirely vulnerable with, tickle him for the first time was..... something. It brought back a bunch of memories of that period during his early years where he could easily allow himself to be vulnerable without a second thought. Unlike Wen Kexing, who was nothing but happy to make up for lost time, Zhou Zishu felt a stab of pain over what he had lost. Which snuffed out any desire to play around.

• It took a little while for him to allow himself to cave into Wen Kexing's playful wishes. Seeing the expression of pure, genuine glee on his shidi's face each time he hesitantly gave in eased him into it (and made it worth it.)

• Doesn't particularly mind nor care for the sensation of being tickled itself, at first, even if it is a bit overwhelming. He lets Wen Kexing have his way because it makes the younger man incandescently happy, which made him happy in return, and because he enjoys Wen Kexing's teasing, which he won't admit to.

• It's after the hypersensitivity deriving from the restoration of his senses fades that he starts to have more fun with it. It's nice to not think for a while, and he always ends up feeling lighter afterwards. Even so, it's mostly the joy that Wen Kexing gets from tickling him that gets him to like it.

• Tries to scoff at every teasy piece of poetry Wen Kexing unleashes upon him. He is, of course, unsuccessful. Also, his face grows a tiny bit redder with each one, but that is unimportant.

• He can take fast and chaotic tickles like a champ, but gente tickling absolutely obliterates him, mind, body and soul. There's something ridiculously flustering and comforting about having his body, which had to endure excruciating pain every single night for years, being treated so delicately and tenderly.

• Though, just because he also has fun doesn't mean he'll always go down easily. There's times where he'll give in with only a couple faux complaints, sure. Other times though, if Lao Wen wants Zhou Zishu in breathless hysterics, he'll have to work for it. Thus, impromptu sparring session. (In which Wen Kexing cheats and sneaks in playful pokes amidst his combat moves.)

• Deep, bouncy chuckles. (Or at least that's the best way I can describe it. You know the one laugh he lets out in the show after teasing Wen Kexing following The Confrontation with Ye Baiyi? That.) And when an extra ticklish spot is exploited, that's when the silent laughs start.

• Tries to keep still because he wants to seem unbothered and nonchalant, but always ends up swatting Wen Kexing's hands away by instinct. Wen Kexing makes up for that by quickly switching spots each time it happens.

• After being destroyed with tickles, he'd rather not be touched too much for a bit, just long enough for his nerves to settle down. He'll let Wen Kexing hold onto his hands for a while, before he gives him the green light and immediately has an armful of Lao Wen.

• Doesn't get lee moods, but takes the ticklee role extremely frequently because of his insatiable partner. He does, however, get ler moods. Less often than Wen Kexing does, but still. So I guess technically he's a Ler-Leaning-Switch, but from a practical standpoint he's a Lee-Leaning-Switch?? Man idk.

• His first ever ler mood hit him like a truck, and it hit him while he was getting revenge on his husband for one of his many tickle attacks, to Wen Kexing's misfortune (luck).

• It's like something inside him snapped. One moment he was destroying Wen Kexing for the sake of payback, and the next there was a fire in his soul that would only be put out by having the former Ghost Valley Master laughing himself hoarse.

• Ruthless. And mostly silent, too. His sparse verbal teasing consists of pointing out and commenting on Wen Kexing's reactions and "What, can't take it? Don't make me do it then."

• Loves fake lunging just to see Wen Kexing screech, grinning at the affronted look he receives. Also, sneakily walking up to him from behind and squeezing his sides for the same reason.

• Cuteness aggression will never fail to trigger a ler mood in him. When Zhou Zishu catches the younger man staring fixedly at him with admiring eyes like he needed to commit every bit of Zhou Zishu to memory, his hands itch. Same for the rare occasions when Zhou Zishu wakes up earlier than Wen Kexing, who's cuddled close to him with such a sweet unguarded face that Zhou Zishu just can't not get him. (Wen Kexing is convinced it's revenge for tickling Zhou Zishu awake. Let him think what he wants to.)

• Adores seeing Wen Kexing completely losing his crap. It's both hilarious and endearing, given the graceful and smooth attitude he constantly has, and he won't hesitate to tease Wen Kexing about the contrast.

• He's already learned to keep some drinks and snacks nearby when he plans to tickle Wen Kexing for longer than just a few seconds, because Wen Kexing will not let him get up to go fetch all those things. Zhou Zishu spoons him, dutifully rubbing the ghost tickles away.

[oveliagirlhaditright]

I guess it's not overly common, or maybe it is and it's just in fiction, because there's plenty of them, and good in depth ones...but I also have always kind of liked or at least had interest for Bangelus I always was bummed there was never another meeting w them. It was something of ATS that didn't make sense since she was all he thought about last time he was out and he even almost ended the world. It was waste that rematch never happened....

I definitely agree, anon. I imagine a lot of it has to do with the legal issues at the time, of course. With Buffy and Angel being on different networks and the networks not really wanting the different characters to appear on each other's shows.

And, perhaps, the writers felt like if they had a Buffy vs. Angelus thing again--even if there would of course be some differences this time--it would be too much like Buffy season two, so instead they had Angelus vs. Faith instead (which I do love).

But it definitely is weird that Angelus didn't seem to mention Buffy much in Angel season 4, when she was all he thought about before. I think the most we get is him calling Buffy "a pistol," (which is a great line), and him calling Dawn and asking if Buffy's there (to figure out if the Slayer in town he's hearing about is Buffy or Faith), right?

To be honest, we can't deny that some of this might also be because season four is where a lot of where the Angel/C*ordelia plot line is. And during that, the show kind of stopped mentioning Buffy (to maybe try and give the illusion that Angel had moved on some, to try and get the audience to stop thinking of the Angel/Buffy pairing, or moreover to get people to not question... "Wait, how is Angel pursuing a relationship when he still has the curse when the whole reason he left Buffy is because he can't have a relationship if he still has the curse?"). So that might also be part of it. But I definitely think it's moreso the first points.

And, I know I'm biased here, of course (though I do still enjoy Angel/C*ordelia some, though Angel/Buffy is my OTP now), but I don't think Angelus really had feelings for C*ordelia (Buffy seems to be the only person that both the man and demon in him loved). Or if he did, it wasn't like what he felt for Buffy. Because if he had, wouldn't they have made him crazy like his feelings for Buffy had? Like, wouldn't he have wanted to destroy her for making him love her, too, if that had been a thing? So I don't think something like "Angelus had feelings for C*ordelia and that's why he didn't really think about Buffy in season four" was a thing.

The closest we probably ever get to seeing Buffy and Angelus ever interact again in canon is the comics (I don't know if you've read those, anon).

In season 8, I feel like Twilight (this other persona of Angel's, who, is, like partly good and partly bad; and also being possessed by his and Buffy's kind-of-evil kid [it's a super long and complicated story)] is kind of Angelus-like to me. But also Angel-like some. And yes, he and Buffy do end up fighting.

And then in season 10, Angelus makes a brief appearance (when his great-grandsire brings him out again) and he jealously attacks Spike in knowing that at the moment Buffy has chosen to be with him instead. And this definitely seems to hint, of course, that Angelus has finally accepted his feelings for Buffy by this point (the Twilight stuff kind of did, too--if you choose to see Twilight as partly Angelus at all--since he was choosing to be with Buffy and trying to create a perfect world with her, where they and everyone they loved could be together).

There's also a part in the tie-in book "Monster Island" (that takes place in early Buffy season 6 and Angel season 3), where Buffy and Angel (and Gunn) are kidnapped by the Big Bad of the book's minions. To try and get them out, Tara casts a spell to get all magical creatures to attack each other (thinking the demons would then turn against each other, and they could just easily swoop in and save Buffy and Angel at that point). But she didn't count on Buffy and Angel also being magical creatures, of course (or even herself being a magical creature), so Buffy and Angel are trying to break from their bonds to kill each other. And Angel is starting to be very Angelus-like (like, Angel even thinks that), though he's trying to fight it.

...This reply is all over the place. And I don't know if it makes much sense. Sorry about that! But like you, I do kind of wish that we'd gotten more Bangelus in canon! Like, it's cool that in the comics it seems that Angelus has undergone some sort of journey offscreen and accepted his love for Buffy, but I wish we had seen that onscreen somewhere.

But oh well. I guess that's what fanfiction is for:)

Thanks for the ask!

Edit: There's also more Buffy and Angelus in the book "Night Terrors," a Buffy Choose Your Own Adventure book. But if you get on the path where Angelus shows up, it's sort of an alternate canon to Buffy season two, as he shows up earlier there than he did in season two (before he and Buffy make love, etc.).

Angelus is also in the book "One Thing or Your Mother," and the classic comic "Ring of Fire," but they're more missing moments/episodes from season two, than Angelus showing up in a later season and seeing Buffy again or anything like that. I do highly recommend both, however, since you're a Bangelus fan. Especially "One Thing or Your Mother." Oh! And in the tie-in-novel "Here Be Monsters" (that takes place during Buffy season three), there's a section where Buffy is seeing her worst nightmares. I think it's Angelus she sees (and I think she sees herself killing him again? it's been a while), who tells her that she knows how their story is going to have to end (with her killing him once more), and she'd better make it stick this time.

In the tie-in book, "The Evil That Men Do" (a book that takes place in season three), Buffy and Angel are kidnapped by Helen (a former vampire lover of Angelus') and her lover and forced to try to kill each other in a gladiator-like game. They pretend that they've turned on each other to get out of it and get their enemies to try to kill one another (as Helen's lover was always jealous of her and Angelus, and now he fears they're going to be together again).

In the classic comic "City of Despair" (that takes place in Buffy season 4/Angel season 1) Buffy and Angel are abducted to another dimension (called the City of Despair, actually), and forced to battle each other. They both have these collars on their necks, that are impossible to remove and will kill them if they disobey. They're also, like, almost forced to fight against their will: their bodies moving with a mind of their own, I mean. But eventually Buffy realizes that it's literally people's despair keeping them there. She convinces Angel to try to fight against the feeling with her for just one moment: the two of them embrace, and then escape.

Edit 2: Wait. I guess there's also the Buffy book "Big Bad," that has Buffy and Angelus in it, but I haven't read it yet. So I can't tell you how good or in-character that one is atm. And unlike how the original tie-in books and classic comics were always okayed by at least one of the original writers, I'm not sure if these new novels have been. I'm thinking not?

Edit 3: And though a part of me is loath to mention Boom, since they're not canon and I have... not very positive emotions about these comics in a lot of ways. In the first Buffy/Angel comic they were doing, Angel ended up possessed by something called the Hellmother, I believe it was called, while he and Buffy were on a mission in the Hellmouth together. And then Buffy ended up having to fight him.

[ltleflrt]

Figuring out I'm on the ace spectrum was so difficult because I have always been a horny bitch. I knew what sex was at a fairly young age, because I'd asked my mom and she's one of those good parents who'll answer questions like those, and as I grew older and would ask more complex questions, her answers would evolve along with my curiosity and understanding of the world. And I remember having fantasies as young as 9 or 10 years old, even if they were hella vague and nothing close to what sex actually is lol

So as I became a teenager, and all my friends' focus turned from playing with dolls to flirting with boys, I automatically thought I was attracted to boys. And I paid more attention to Cute Boys than I did to Cute Girls, because girls were just nice to look at while boys were People To Have Crushes On. Because of heteronormativity. Looking back on it now, I know there were girls I liked to stare at just as intently as boys, although less often because I wasn't trying to pay attention. And I certainly didn't fantasize about girls because I started reading romance novels in 5th grade, so I was fantasizing about male romantic partners because that was the fiction I was consuming. I didn't even realize fantasizing about girls was possible until I was 17, and I had a few "am I a lesbian" internal crises for years because of it.

So when I did start having sex, I had A LOT OF IT with SO MANY different guys, and eventually a couple of women once I started accepting that bisexuality was real. But it was never really fulfilling. Not like my fantasies were. Not like my books were. I was slutty because sex was fun, I was horny, there were plenty of options so I kept searching for that satisfaction I was craving.

Getting married was a relief (even though it turns out I'm aro-spec too lol) because I was tired of hunting, and even if sex with my husband was meh, at least I had someone around to scratch that itch if I had it, and he didn't mind if I occasionally took care of things on my own because I'd read an especially hot scene in a romance.

I learned about asexuality in my early 20s, but I brushed it off. Couldn't be me, I'm far too horny for that. But I think that comes from the fact that everything you hear about Aces is attached to sex-repulsion or sex-indifference. I wasn't either of those things. I was horny all the dang time. I was fantasizing about sex all the dang time. I figured actual sex was meh because my imagination was so vivid that real life could never match up. Which could be true to an extent, but I think not as much as popular opinion would have us believe. If fantasy was really that much better for everyone, then I think we'd have less incels and unplanned pregnancies than we do.

In my 30s I finally saw people talking about The Spectrum, and I started examining my past, and I figured out I wasn't really attracted to anyone I had sex with. I do occasionally find someone attractive; there are men and women and enbies who make my skin feel tight and give me a little wave of lightheadedness lol... but it's always always the fantasy that gets me really going. If given the opportunity I wouldn't have sex with any of those people. Thank you, but no thank you, I'd rather just imagine it than physically participate in the act with them.

(Ok I might go down on them, but that's less about wanting sex, and more about being able to add them to my Tally. Hell yeah I want to brag about making *insert hot person* have an orgasm. There's PRIDE in that kind of accomplishment lol)

I have a lot of respect for aces that are not horny. I understand it even if I don't share the sentiment. And I feel like most of them understand me even if they don't share the sentiment. There's a solidarity between us.

Until I go into a fandom tag for a character that the aces have glommed onto because they're canonically ace or headcanoned as ace. Good lord, the non-horny aces can turn into downright vicious bastards if a horny ace sexualizes their blorbo.

This post is for them.

Horny aces exist. Please look up "autochorissexual, lithosexual, and aegosexual."

Refer to those definitions in regards to romantic attraction as well as sexual attraction.

Some aces may not fall into one of those definitions, because asexuality is a spectrum, but they may still be horny.

Horny aces are not disrespecting you by enjoying being horny on main. We promise we'll wash the stickiness off our hands before we hold your hands in queer solidarity.

And most importantly: Your blorbo is fictional and does not need to be defended from icky sexuality. They exist in an infinite multiverse, so your blorbo and my blorbo are not the same, even if they appear to be on the surface.

AND:

This post is also for the people who are confused about themselves because they're horny but don't actually feel attraction. You're not crazy, you're not wishy washy, you're not "waiting for the right person to come along" (unless you are, in which case I hope you find them). You're just a thin strip of color on a massive rainbow that holds more unique shades than anyone can perceive at a glance.

You're valid. You're one of us too.

And don't be mean to the non-horny aces. Tag your smut so they can avoid it. (But actually so I can find it lol)

[a-hazbin-reader]

Vox X Alastor's Marriage Headcanons

❌️Romantic

✅️Platonic

TW: Vox being a dick? Alastor sometimes being a dummy

Description: Different ways Vox involves himself in Alastor's marriage

Due to his constant surveillance, Vox knows just about everything he can about your marriage with Alastor

Once Alastor had forgotten your wedding anniversary and who ended up letting him know before the day was over? Vox.

When Alastor saw him coming he was sure Vox was there to pick a fight when suddenly flowers/chocolates/jewelry were being shoved into his arms

"You fucker! I can't believe you forgot your own anniversary! Do you know what your wife is doing to make today special for you!?"

Alastor was too stunned to even register the flick on the forehead Vox gives him before he leaves, still ranting about how Alastor is a careless husband

Or another time you were being moody for an entire week and Alastor couldn't figure out why but Vox knew the exact reason

He was all too happy to rub it in Alastor's face whenever he could, which was a lot considering how busy Alastor was with overlord meetings and such

Popping up on a nearby TV to give a news prompt about how Alastor's marriage was on the rocks and the clueless overlord didn't even know why

Smugly sipping a drink and smirking at Alastor from across the room while making jabs about his wife

Or stopping by the hotel to give you small gifts and his condolences because your husband is such an idiot

Or just making the reason for your moodiness worse by poking the bear and reminding you what he did

"Poor, poor Y/N...~ I'm sure you've been feeling so neglected by your husband lately~ He hasn't been making any time for you at all~"

Only to end up with the door slammed in his face and a cracked screen

Thinks it's hilarious when you two are fighting until it's not, which is usually when you two are too angry to react to his prodding anymore

It gets to a point where he's sick of it and it's no fun so then he's trying to get you guys to make amends

Sending you flowers pretending they're from Alastor, setting you two up on surprise dates and trying to subtly make you two miss each other

Plays a lot more romantic shows on the TV, putting in ads for jewelry/clothes that you might like whenever Alastor walks by a shop

He's weirdly excited too when it works but that's only because now he can go back to messing with Alastor

Will actually chase away anybody else who tries to come in between you two because that's HIS JOB

"Valentino! She's a married woman!!"

"AH! MIERDA!! That hurts!"

OR

"Oh! Y/N, just the woman I was looking to see. Just a quick heads up but there's some bright eye'd thing who-"

"Say no more, Vox."

It kills him if he doesn't know what's going on in your marriage and he'll eventually show up at your door

Usually holding tea or coffee, pretending it's some sort of important business until you two are sitting together in silence

"So...how are things between you and Alastor?"

"...Vox..."

Immediately cracks and throws himself at your feet-

"I'M DESPERATE! ARE YOU GUYS GONNA DIVORCE!? I NEED TO KNOW SO I CAN EMOTIONALLY PREPARE MYSELF!"

"We're not divorcing, we've just been taking time away from the public eye to spend together. Alone."

"Oh."

Vox is simultaneously rooting for your marriage while also plotting the end of it, yes it's confusing, yes it makes his head hurt

No, he won't stop

I couldn't get these ideas out of my head, I'll go back and fix mistakes later. Maybe add more, if you guys want to add more leave a comment and I'll add it with credit!!

[ethereal-blossom]

My thoughts on dating... Dazai!

Credits to @kisara-16 because she basically co-wrote this through our conversations about Dazai. Seriously, these headcanons wouldn't look like this without her amazing insight on Dazai!

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-Instant love is not an option when it comes to Dazai. He can think you're pretty when he first lays his eyes on you, and he can be impressed and admire certain qualities, but he's not going to fall in love that easily. Falling in love requires vulnerability and indirectly the acceptance of a possible loss. No, a slow burn sounds more right.

-Building up trust is the key to getting Dazai vulnerable. You're going to have to prove that you won't leave him. It's not an easy task as Dazai will make you face many challenges, like calling you up in the middle of the night because he's "too drunk" to walk home from the bar yet you're chasing him around the entire city up till dawn.

-However, there are more things needed to win over Dazai's heart. Little things over a long span of time, to be more precise. Dazai is a stranger yet attracted to sincerity and kindness, so a combination of these two things would pull his heartstrings.

-Imagine Dazai sitting at his desk and suddenly you put a can of crab on it. He's confused, but then you explain how you rarely see him eat at the ADA. When Dazai asks you why you chose a can of crab, you answer that he once tried to convince Kunikida to buy it for him with the promise he'd finish that long overdue paperwork. Dazai would be so surprised if someone, you, paid attention to him and remembered a detail from an interaction that didn't even involve you. (Credits to Kisara for this scenario!)

-Dazai would be oblivious to his crush on you at first, may it be because he's scared or the foreignness of the emotion. When Dazai does realize he has feelings for you, he tries to distance himself. As Dazai said, everything he wants is lost the minute he obtains it. He can't afford to add another wound to an already scarred heart. It's crucial to be consistent and prove you're not willing to leave, and that you desire to live.

-You'll have to confess first. Although Dazai easily picks up on other people's emotions and knows how to manipulate them, he has trouble handling his own. Vulnerability is something Dazai fears and that includes opening up about his feelings to you. He would wait until you make the first move.

-If you're scared though, don't worry! Dazai picked up on your crush on him as well as your struggle to confess. He'll tease you until you're convinced he needs to have some interest in you. Imagine being in the ADA kitchen and Dazai pops up behind you. His front is pressed against your back while he's trying to grab something that so accidentally happens to be at your coffee maker. "Don't mind me," he whispers softly into your ear. He could grab it much faster but why wouldn't he take his sweet time? After all, it's so cute how your body reacts to his close presence. And who knows, maybe it makes you confess sooner.

-When you do confess, Dazai might act light-heartened about it. "Oh, Belladonna, I knew you'd fall for my charms eventually! What about a lovely double suicide for our first date?" But don't let it fool you. He's excited yet nervous that you asked him out. He just needs to hide it for the both of you.

-You might also need to kiss him first. Dazai will turn it into a challenge to see how long you can resist kissing him. Imagine Dazai catching you looking at his lips. You turn your head the second you notice Dazai caught onto you, but then his slender fingers grab your chin, turning your head back to him. His eyes lock with yours, the air is filled with want... and then he lets go, focusing on whatever you were doing. The longer you wait for him to kiss you, the more seriously Dazai takes the challenge.

-Dazai's kisses are usually playful and teasing. He knows what makes you stand on the tip of your toes for more. One of the cuter things is when he taps on your shoulder only to appear on the opposite side to kiss your cheek.

-The PDA will be very clownery. Not sure if I wrote something similar for another post, but: If Dazai wants to cuddle with you at the ADA, he's going to drag you to the couch whining like a child needy for attention. It's all to hide that he craves your touch. Physical touch is an intimate action for Dazai as he rarely lets someone that close into his personal space and when he touches someone, it's rarely to show affection. Such an intimate action is something Dazai prefers to hide from his co-workers and strangers, so the way he goes around it is by using his desire for your touch to strengthen his reputation as a lazy clown.

-Nevertheless, there are going to be intimate, hidden touches throughout the day. He'll lightly bump into you at the copy machine. He'll then place his hands on your shoulders as if to steady you and innocently smiles "Sorry, can't have you falling for me again, sugar cube!" Or when nobody is watching and he delicately caresses your lower back for a split second. And perhaps the times your shoulders brush slightly aren't as accidental as they appear to be.

-Physical touch is more intimate when you're in one of your dorms, though. It's where Dazai doesn't have to worry about appearing soft or vulnerable. He loves it when you play with his hair, although it'd be an unfamiliar sensation at first. He'd relax so much if you made him lay his head in your lap while you do your skin-care routine on him. When you fill him in on everything that's going on in your mind while touching his skin aka giving him personal attention... He could never get tired of it.

-Dazai's favorite love language to receive is physical touch. He's so touch-starved, especially with the layers of bandages decorating his skin. It's going to take a long time before Dazai feels at ease and safe enough to remove the bandages around you, though. It's not something he's going to be comfortable with doing at the start of your relationship. Honestly, a lot of things that require even a bit of vulnerability turn into slow burns with Dazai. Even holding hands is a huge milestone that feels intimate to him. You really need to have patience and while you sometimes have to push him outside of his comfort zone or take the initiative, you cannot be too pushy either.

-Once Dazai agrees to remove his bandages, be extra tender with him. Kiss him softly and gently remove the bandages around his neck. Instead of staring at his skin and making him feel self-conscious, start placing kisses on his neck and then slowly trail down to the exposed part of his neck, leaving hickeys at places you couldn't before. Don't immediately let Dazai remove all his bandages. Take it step by step. Leave days between them. You don't have to remove his shield in one go.

-Dazai doesn't often initiate dates as he's rather easy in that aspect. It's not to say that he never takes you out, though! What Dazai values most on dates is the proximity of you and the memories that are being made. When Dazai wants to go on a date, they're rather spontaneous and unpredictable. One minute you're working and before you know it, he makes you chase him to a park. A fun date idea could be escape rooms! Of course, Dazai is smart enough to escape within five minutes, but he enjoys the proximity of it. He'll have already figured out where the key is, but why would he say it? Not only does that make you leave the room sooner, but he finds your cute dedication to escape it endearing. Dazai would also really like cafe or bar dates, but he also wouldn't say no to a date filled with surprises (if you manage to be sneaky enough to surprise him, that is).

-Dazai takes care of you from the shadows. He's a tsundere. So when he does an act of service, it's hard to tell it's him. For example, let's say you're very tired. When Atsushi is ready to grab a cup of coffee from the cafe, Dazai randomly brings up how tired you've looked all day. Next thing you know, Atsushi brings you a cup of coffee.

-Dazai isn't the one to get jealous easily, but oh does he taste it when somebody else thinks they can wrap you around their fingers when you're already wrapped around his. Softly said, it's not appreciated. It's hard to tell when Dazai is jealous, but he does get extra clingy and starts making it obvious that you belong to him. They're looking at your hair? Oops, Dazai is brushing it behind your ear. They're looking at your cheek? Dazai kisses it. They're trying to make a conversation with you? Dazai is answering all the questions in the most annoying way. They try to stand closer to you? Dazai has an arm around your waist, pressing you against him.

-When you need a hug for comfort, Dazai will make a remark on how clingy you are. But when you want to pull away, he hugs you even tighter and doesn't let go until he feels your heart rate go back to its usual tempo.

-Dazai prefers to sleep next to you. It doesn't necessarily helps him fall asleep (although it does make him feel more relaxed) but Dazai enjoys to have you in his arms, listening to your steady heartbeat and breathing, feel your warmth, and loves to have you close even though you're sleeping. It makes the night a bit more bearable and less lonely.

-Dazai isn't very used to praise, and if he does, then it usually doesn't mean anything to him. He knows he's smart. He's aware people perceive him as handsome. Nothing new. However, he'd secretly get flustered when it's you who praises him. It's the way you praise him with such sincerity and admiration without expecting anything back that makes the blood want to rush to his cheeks. Dazai knows how to smoothly hide his face, although you can still catch a tiny hint of him being flustered if the praise comes so unexpectedly.

-He's not always going to believe your praise, sadly. Not because Dazai doesn't trust you, but because Dazai doesn't believe himself to be a good human. So, whenever you praise him for being kind or beautiful, he's hesitant to internally accept it.

-Dazai calls you cringy pet names in public + Belladonna, but in the safety of your dorms he calls you "love" and "dear." All credits to Kisara and I'm still fangirling over how accurate this feels: "Sweet angel princess Belladonna, would you possibly... reconsider my double suicide offer?"

-Self-care does not come natural to Dazai. He is a pro in neglecting himself, so it is important that you motivate him in taking care of himself. Dazai will whine about how he does not want to shower only for him to do a full 180 turn when you offer to shower together. He clings to his can of crab, claiming it is all he need, only to change his mind once you make a delicious homemade meal (emphasis on you because there is something about knowing you made it that makes the food more enticing).

-To be fair, there are downsides to dating Dazai that you have to deal with. His acts of service often isn't noticeable, he has trouble opening up and sharing what is happening inside his head, and he requires patience on many surfaces. There are times he is as ungraspable as the wind. However;

-If there's one thing Dazai considers most important then it's your life. He has lost too many and he's not ready to lose you, too. So, it's almost a given that Dazai feels protective of you. He wouldn't let anyone harm you and if someone does... Well, that automatically makes them Dazai's enemy and we know what saying goes around. If you actually once get seriously hurt on a mission, it's going to keep Dazai up for the next couple of nights. Sure, the Agency has Yosano and she fixed you up like a pro, but still. What would've happened if they got you to Yosano too late? Especially if you got hurt in Dazai's plan, he'd beat himself up. Either way, he's going to feel like he should have predicted it. He praises himself for his intelligence but couldn't even use it to keep his love safe? Pathetic. Dazai is going to find it endearing though if you decide to stay up with him even though you're basically falling asleep on his shoulder.

nsfw (mdni)

-As I mentioned before, holding hands is already going to be a huge achievement, so I don't think you will sleep together very soon in the relationship.

-This man is unmotivated to do anything until we're talking about how many orgasms he can get out of you. Dazai is both a fan of overstimulation and edging. He will edge you for what feels like hours on end to then go full out without hitting the brakes because "Wasn't that what you were begging me for, my Bella?"

-I am not saying Dazai has a praise kink but he is going to be flustered the first few times you praise him during (oral) sex. Imagine moaning his name in the middle of the act and Dazai, the tease that he is, asks "Yes, love?" "Mhm, you are doing so good, Osamu." Instantly, Dazai's pace stutters and slows down as he lets the words sink in. "Is that so?" he replies before muttering to himself "Better live up to the expectations then." Good luck walking the next day, you will need it.

-He probably has been praised before when pleasuring other women but it never did matter as much to him as your praise does.

-I don't think Dazai is that much into degradation. I can't see him wanting to degrade someone he deeply cares about; the closest you will get him to degradation is when he teases how desperate you are for him. However, if you are into it, he will degrade you more because he knows it serves the purpose of pleasuring you.

-Dazai is going to be soft and gentle the first time you will do it. He is self-aware enough to know the times he has been cruel, so he feels extra motivated to do this right. If it is your actual first time, Dazai is more scared of hurting you and feels more pressure to make this time as memorable and pleasurable as possible. He will prep you extra well, entering you slowly while observing every sign that tells him you are hurting, and he will take all the time in the world before he starts moving in and out. During all of that, he coos lovely words that comfort you and distract you from the pain.

-Dazai is a switch with a preference to dom. It will take a while before he takes the role of the sub. When he does, make sure to be gentle with him.

-At the start, Dazai prefers to give. He barely prioritizes himself, so he doesn't make a huge deal out of being on the receiving end. It is quite the opposite: Dazai is aware he does not show love easily and this is a skill he is confident in to show you how devoted he is to you. Yet, a new world opened to Dazai when he realized how good this feels with you. The difference between before and now is the emotions and attachment he feels towards you, which increases his pleasure during such intimate acts. Soon, Dazai will want to drown in the pleasure that you give him and crave more of it like a selfish man.

-Dazai is a pro with his mouth and fingers. Not only that, but he mastered the art of sensuality. He understands roughness, speed, and impatience are not everything. He knows how to make your body tremble with the unbearable slow trace of a single finger against your bare skin, the intimacy of an intense gaze, and the tone of his voice when he tells you all the things that will you crave more of him.

[spoopdeedoop]

hi i have some disorganized thoughts/hcs abt the found family human doctor au

(one of the thoughts being i should really give it a better name. another being YES this is only the nuwho doctors atm bc that's the only series i've watched so far apologies. if i ever get around to watching classic who i will add them trust)

BEHOLD my random, not at all in-depth headcanons

nine is the only one with a car out of all of them. they all keep bugging him to drive/pick them up from places -- he has mixed feelings about being the assigned taxi driver

both twelve and eleven are teachers -- college professor and preschool teacher respectively. twelve's students love them because he will say the most stupid, hilarious shit with a straight face without even knowing and eleven's students love him because he is the only teacher at the school that will dance with them during musical chairs (he doesn't even play the game. he just dances)

i want to make one of them an actual doctor but i don't think any of them could handle it unfortunately

they all share an an apartment flat on the same level -- nine, twelve and fifteen live in one room, ten, eleven and thirteen live in the one across from them. of course there are other people in the building too but they're all used to the strange loud hyperactivity of that particular flat. i think i'm using the right terminology here. yall know what im talking about

(i'm so tempted to make some companions be their neighbors)

nine and ten are the most insomniac of all of them, so they're used to bumping each other in the dead of night on their way to raid each other's respective fridges or something. very rarely thirteen will join them and they're like "WELL FANCY SEEING YOU HERE"

twelve does sleep, but like. he's nocturnal

eleven and ten hate each other in a sibling kind of way (see: day of the doctor). they are constantly sending each other death threats or tripping each other over. everyone is sick of it

sometimes when they're out shopping you'll hear ten yell "GET OUT OF THE FROZEN FOOD YOU NUMPTY WE ARE NOT BUYING FISH FINGERS" over the aisles and you'll hear eleven whine "WHY DO YOU HATE ME SO MUCH" back

(if you're lucky you'll be able to catch fifteen mumble "why did we put them in the same apartment. are we asking for an eviction notice")

eventually eleven will pick a random stray cat off the side of the road, take her home, and name her bowtie, which is a stupid name, so everyone just defaults to calling her kitty

kitty's favourite person is twelve, to eleven's absolute despair

(my original idea for this was to initially have ten hate the idea of living with a cat, since he's stated full on in the show that he doesn't like cats, but apparently there is some very obscure doctor who comic run in which he falls into a depressive spiral and adopts a cat whom he names rose-the-cat, so he might actually like cats idk?)

anyway ten hates her until he doesn't lmao. he vents to her when there's no one else home and she will Stare at him back and it is a very nice friendship

kitty and nine watch shitty romcom together

they have a joint groupchat together -- half of it is just thirteen and fifteen assigning everyone outfits they find on pinterest and the other half is eleven asking where everyone went (he keeps getting lost when they go out)

nine doesn't know how to download pictures off the internet and so resorts to manually editing memes together to send to the groupchat and everyone's like "girl that's so much more effort........."

(yes he doesn't know how to press save image to camera roll but he knows how to use a photo editor flawlessly. such is the logic of the idiocy of the doctors)

eleven and thirteen get along very well i think. they're the only two of the group to play video games and so they bond over that. they also have ridiculously similar clothing taste

sometimes they'll succeed in getting fifteen to play pokemon with them and then they'll proceed to not see him until the next day when he comes out of his room and goes "you didn't tell me plusle couldn't evolve i've been levelling it up all fucking night"

friday is assigned movie night (it's always big hero 6)

eleven is the only one to actively seek out physical affection, usually really abruptly like clinging to thirteen's back as she passes him in the hall or bapping ten with the palm of his hand until he sighs and gives him a hug. he does expect a platonic kiss on the forehead from anyone before he goes to bed and will complain if he doesn't get one

anyway thats it i'm sick in the head and really sad. if this keeps up i may be forced to actually write a fic

[essycogany]

SonAmy Headcanons

Because why not.

This is how I personally see their relationship. I’ll try to keep it somewhat accurate to how they’d act canonically. I’d say where they are now is great, but I’d like to add a few things. Some of these may or may not be influenced by other amazing creators.

You are free to steal if you want.

Sonic and Amy mostly act like a couple in private areas or when they think no one is paying attention. They might tell a few of their friends, but often try to keep things discreet. Even if their overall relationship isn’t different in a third person’s perspective.

Tails: “You two sure you’re not still friends or are you actually together?”

Sonic And Amy: “Yes!”

Sonic’s the most chill and casual boyfriend and shows a good amount of affection. Amy is an overjoyed and loving girlfriend who shows a huge amount of affection.

Amy does her best to not tell most people about her and Sonic. Making an effort to call him her “best friend.” Sonic doesn’t mind it much, even saying it’s “not a big deal.” Leaving Amy confused.

Sonic tells whoever he feels like telling that Amy’s his girlfriend without thinking and thinks it’s funny when she’s shocked about it.

The hedgehogs are unsure of what normal couple standers are. They usually already know what works for them. Except who they should tell.

Sonic shows affection by kissing Amy on the hand and hugging her. When feeling extra, he carries her and takes her out on a run. Amy shows affection by constant cheek kissing, hugging, and ear rubbing. (which he pretends to not enjoy but does.)

Examples:

These and basically everything that happened between them recently are what I have in mind in terms of physical affection.

Instead of kissing they touch each other’s cheeks.

Sonic (being a casual boyfriend) puts his arm around Amy’s shoulder indistinctively in public.

Both hedgehogs forget how they got together. All they remember is it happening.

They enjoy having tea with Cream in order to hang out more. And to spend time with Cream of course.

Amy instantly starts cooking more food after Sonic finishes eating.

Sonic and Amy love gardening and cooking together after defeating Eggman.

Amy admires Sonic’s knowledge about plants, guitars, and books. Sonic admires Amy’s optimistic side whenever she geeks out about silly stuff.

Their brief arguments stems to worrying about one another or what cake tastes better.

Sonic’s favorite times with Amy are when he teases her and she chases after him.

Amy laughs at Sonic’s jokes. Even when they’re not funny.

They both find bungee-jumping romantic and relaxing.

Amy and Sonic plays with each other’s quills when they’re bored.

The best dates are when they’re on dangerous adventures. Sometimes dates aren’t fun when nothing crazy happens. On those days, they go find trouble to be satisfied. But normal dates can be cool if it means they get to travel together.

Amy mostly sends gifts on holidays and Sonic gives gifts when she doesn’t expect it.

Sonic only dresses up when Amy reminds him. Amy doesn’t mind if he forgets because she ends up buying him outfits. She even makes Sonic a red hoodie and he wears it a lot.

When apart for a long time, they write each other letters.

Sonic randomly comes over Amy’s place at any time of day without warning. She acts as if she doesn’t like it, but really enjoys the company of her boyfriend.

On movie nights, Amy and Sonic always forget how long Sonic stays and ends up sleeping on the couch together with one head on top of the other. The same thing happens when they go outside for a “short run,” and end up sleeping outside.

The blue blur’s way of saying “I love you” back to Amy is by using sign language or saying “right back at ya.” He’ll eventually start saying “I love you,” later on. Which surprises Amy to no end when he does it out of nowhere.

The romance Sonic and Amy have isn’t only romance, but an updated version of their friendship. The ability to still be their own people even when in different places. Sonic and Amy are a power couple whose love for adventure strengthens their love for each other. The hedgehogs are equally as happy as when they were close friends. That is what keeps them attached.

That’s a rap! This most likely will never happen, but I don’t mind. Them officially being friends with crushes on each other is stellar and I’m satisfied with it.

[goldtheorys]

Jeff the killer general + relationship headcanons

_I did Jeff headcanons before but they were ass, so here’s my second attempt.

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General 🩶

Veeeeery reclusive

He’s thin and agile, even if he’s literally just standing in a room staring at the wall, lost in thought, he’ll hide or slip out of the room when he hears someone coming in easily

He doesn’t even really mean to, but it’s just some instinct that kicks in he doesn’t bother to fight

Doesn’t like people all that much anyways, so he’ll do what he can to avoid everyone

Loneliness isn’t the loveliest feeling though

Occasionally he’ll go find one of the other creeps, awkwardly ask them a simple question

I see a lot of stuff where he’s really loud and obnoxious, also a total jerk, and although I agree, his whole life went to shit pretty early on

So he lacks social skills, he barely knows how to take care of himself, and doesn’t have good emotional control

Of course he has outbursts, he doesn’t know how to make friends, he thinks because he’s so damn amazing everyone who “acts” like they hate him just wants to be him

But it begins to get to him after awhile, never having someone

He is sort of friends with Ben, but it flip flops from fun and easygoing to strained and frustrating

Survives on randomly selected energy drinks, beer and junk food alone

Cannot cook, cannot remember what a warm meal tastes like

Has a lot of energy, so when he can’t find anyone to bother, he goes on walks

Mostly during night to help hide his face, but because of that it’s pretty enjoyable

Wears a mask too so he can grab some food before finding whatever abandoned park he can, sitting on the swing set while he eats

Prefers the colder months

I’m not sure I wanna add he has smile dog as a pet on my version of him… but he is a big dog person. Runs into a stray every now and again and spends maybe a solid hour just petting and talking to it

He kills when he feels overwhelmed, but regrets it from all the guilt after

Sleeps a lot to try and forget about everything

Relationship

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You two probably met in a rather absurd way

Maybe it was the classic you both just murdered someone and found eachother, dripping with a stranger’s blood

Or he walked into your home at random, surprised and intrigued by your lack of fear

(you were just too tired to give a fuck)

He’s real rude at first, calling you names, making fun of basically the way you breathe or walk, trying to poke and prod for a weak point

If you tough it out and keep being kind or neutral towards him, eventually he’ll stop and slide into a weird mood of observing you

It’s like his eyes never leave you for a second, and it gets real creepy

He studies your movements, your face, your words, your mannerisms

You’re still here despite his lack of…maturity at the beginning

Even if it’s a little begrudgingly, you’ve let him stay

It’s weird and he can’t help but question if it’s some scheme to hurt or kill him

But he’ll be damned if he misses the chance to have the first genuine human connection he’s had in years

Kind of follows you like a cat when he can

Like to watch you from his own spot in the room, occasionally piping up to say whatever comes to his mind

And, it would take a bit longer, but eventually he warms up to being more affectionate, rather than the previous friendly coexisting

Doesn’t show it, might even scowl at you for being quote unquote cringe, but adores when you compliment him. About his beauty, his talents, his intelligence, he wants it all

But what he really adores is your touch

Late nights in, watching some show while he lies on top of you

Your nails running up and down his back, occasionally tangling into his hair to twist and brush it makes his heart beat faster than any night when he’s drenched in sweat and blood

He’ll still refuse to show that kind of weakness in front of anyone else, but when it’s just him and you, he’s pathetic for your attention and affection

Likes to hold you from behind, tracing every curve, every scar, every inch of your skin he can reach

Dangerously possessive

You’re the first good thing that’s happened to him in a long while, he cannot stand even the thought of you being ripped away from him

And as I said before, he doesn’t have the greatest control of his feelings

Instead of voicing his fears or concerns, he lashes out at you, especially if he knows you’ve been spending time with someone else

Tries to force you to stay by his side, threatens to harm you if you dare to leave

But once he calms down, he leaves, and your left scratching your head wondering why he had done all of that

He’ll come back when you’re asleep, watching you as he traces shapes onto your arm

He’s so fucking scared you’re gonna realize how truly shitty of a person he is

Wakes you up, wrapping you into a hug as soon as your blearily blink your eyes open

He won’t apologize, he’s still a bit of a narcissist, but you can feel it in the way he clings to you in the darkness of the room

You’ll cuddle him to sleep, and wake up in the morning to him acting like nothing has happened

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_ughhh still don’t rlly like this it is SO messy, but also idc lol. Hope my version of him is enjoyable… might work on nsfw headcanons next, but I’m kind of just going with whatever right now. requests open, and sorry for my previous inactivity (⇀‸↼‶)

[justsomeoneintoomanyfandoms]

Hi! Can you make TkDb characters (anyone you like) x Witch! Reader fanfic? So like, how they found out and how they react with that, or you can add something that you see fit! (⁠人⁠⁠•͈⁠ᴗ⁠•͈⁠)

Hi Anon! I hope you don't mind but I changed this to headcanons so I could write a bit about everyone. If you'd like fanfics about anyone in particular, please let me know! I also had to break this one up into a few different posts separating the characters into their houses but I'll link them all here. I hope you like the headcanons!

Witches and Ghouls - Frostheim Edition

Fandom: Tokyo Debunker

Characters: Jin Kamurai, Thoma Ishibashi, Lucas Errant, Kaito Fuji x gn! Reader

Frostheim | Vagastrom | Jabberwock | Sinostra | Hotarubi | Obscuary | Mortkranken

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You're a witch! And even though the characters have made deals with demons themselves, they might have some surprising reactions.

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Jin doesn’t put much stock in gossip but it is certainly good for bringing his awareness to possibly true information. So when he heard that you might be a witch, he put in some extra investigation.

And boy was he surprised to find out that this particular rumour was true! He just wasn’t expecting you to actually be a witch.

Honestly, he’s going to be a bit cold around you for a bit, especially if you’ve been together for a while. He sees you keeping this from him as a breach of trust.

Eventually, he will realise that you were keeping it from him for good reason. Once he does this, he’ll accept your witchiness wholeheartedly. He cares about you regardless of whether you’re a witch or not.

Thoma’s pretty observant so it probably wouldn’t take him long to figure out that there’s something different about you.

When he finds out you’re a witch, he’s not super shocked. He had his suspicions after all. Now that he knows for sure, all the little things that happen around you make a lot more sense.

Unlike Jin, Thoma knows why you would hide your witchiness. Until you want to tell people, he’ll happily keep your secret.

He’s also great at helping you cover up any slip ups. Oh the door that’s been stuck for years suddenly opened when you tried it? Must have loosened up since the last person tried it.

I think Lucas wouldn’t find out unless you tell him. He’s quite observant with a lot of things but when it comes to you, he can have a bit of a blind spot.

He’s not going to react well initially. Much like Jin, he sees it as a betrayal of his trust, especially if you have any ways of helping with his investigation into demons.

But he’ll come around quickly and be very apologetic about how he reacted. It’s your business after all, he’s just glad you’re willing to forgive him.

He’ll do his best to make it up to you as well but helping out with any witchy stuff he can. Need ingredients? He’s on it? Got a migraine from pondering the orb? He’ll give you a head rub.

Yeah, Kaito’s going to find out super fast. Surprising everyone, he’ll probably figure it out faster than any of the other ghouls. He’s too focused on you not to notice.

It’s definitely going to freak him out to start with. He’s pacing around in his room torn between staying away from the spooky witch and hanging out with his very attractive partner.

Eventually, the latter wins and he’s back to normal and he’ll be apologetic about his actions. He’s already lucky you like being around him, he doesn’t want to do anything to jeopardise that.

You’ve also got a really good bargaining chip if he ever steps out of line. Just remind him of your witchy powers and he’ll very quickly stop whatever he’s doing.

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Boyfriend Headcanons

Characters: Twisted Wonderlands Housewarden's :D cw: None really, extreme fluff and maybe suggestive content?

I know my Headers suck- I'm working on it ;-;

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Leona Kingscholar

Let's start off simple. Leona as a boyfriend. He would be put forth no effort at first and would possibly neglect you in the beginning. While he means nothing by it, he's just trying not to express himself in case the relationship goes sour fast. Definitely doesn't open up to you until later.

Even if he's neglectful in the start, he is a little clingy. He'll walk you to and from your dorm, the walks are mostly silent in the beginning but once he is more comfortable around you, he'll gladly chat with you.

"How was your morning?" You asked, "Exhaustin'..i'm goin straight to the garden for a nap.." He yawned, small tears in his eyes from yawning. "Haha, of course you will. Shame I can't join, I have a test first period." Leona grumbled and pouted, squeezing your hand as he fell silent.

In the morning he will talk about simple things, ranging from dreams to morning workout and practice. then later after school, he'll ask about your day then ask if you'd like to come with him to his room to cuddle and nap together.

Speaking of cuddling, Leona is an absolute cuddle bug. He'll cuddle until you're sick of it or can't take being in bed any longer. but it's not like you have a choice, you'll stay with him until he falls asleep at least, otherwise he won't let you leave at all.

He likes to study with you after a long nap, preferably likes having you on his lap and listens to you talk and try to help him, even if he knows the subject already, he'll just doze off to your voice.

"You just have to add six to the x and turn it into a fraction an-.." You looked up at the Lion who leaned his head in his hand, though his head was bobbing a bit and his eyes were slowly closing. "Wake up, lazy lion" you chuckled and lightly poked his cheek with the eraser of your pencil. "ugh..'m not feelin' up for homework anymore, Herbivore" he mumbled and got up and wandered over to his bed without another word. "C'mon Leona, you got to do at least a page before going back to bed." you rolled your eyes and walked over, standing close to the edge of the bed. Leona looked up from his pillow and quickly grabbed you and pulled you down before you even had the chance to run. "You just took a nap Leona! let go!" he snuffed and shook his head, going silent fast..already asleep. and knowing you wouldn't slip away from his grasp; you gave up and fell asleep soon after.

He will definitely doze off staring at you in class, it might be the only reason he even attends certain classes, only if you're there to keep him entertained.

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Riddle Rosehearts

Naturally Riddle isn't the best boyfriend at the start, since this is probably his first relationship. He'll do his best to treat you right and be as sweet as he can, but it feels a little forced at the start.

You still have to follow his rules in the beginning, but slowly he'll become more lenient and lax with the ridiculous rules. But it does make him happy when you try to follow the rules to some extent.

Riddle is largely inexperienced as we know, so it's up to you to teach him most of the things in a relationship. From kisses to comfortable cuddling positions.

Speaking of cuddling, at first Riddle didn't think he would like it that much but when he finally had the time and the chance to cuddle with you it became one of his favorite things to do in his spare time, besides eat strawberry tarts.

This poor boy gives the sloppiest or the most awkward kisses, there is no in-between. He's soft and gentle but other times it's almost like he forgets what a kiss is.

Riddle gently held your waist, pulling you close and holding your face before giving you a kiss. Sloppy yet pleasant, and he refused to break it. It felt like it lasted ages, but you eventually pulled back to catch your breath and Riddle did the same. It was one thing to kiss The King of Hearts. It was another to have him wrapped around your fingers.

He loves it if you play with the little heart ahoge on his head, it calms him. especially when cuddling, it's a great way to help him de-stress after a long day of being a prefect. please do it.

I feel like he would enjoy playing with your hair too, maybe tries to style it or braid it if it's long enough to do so.

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Vil Schoenheit

Ok first of all, Vil is a tad controlling when it comes to your appearance, if poor Epel wasn't enough evidence. He'll have you use his products and teach you how to use them if you don't already know, he just wants you to have skin as white as snow, or clear of acne at least.

He will absolutely spoil you to high hell, you deserve the absolute best he can provide with the wealth he has at his disposal. You have no choice but to accept his gifts, if you're stubborn he'll simply leave it at the front doorstep of ramshackle, if Grim likes it you have no choice but to keep it.

But you must have charm to have attracted the evil queen, no? While Vil may come off cold or gives more tough love then you might prefer, he is enamored with you. He relies on you in a way he refuses to rely on anyone else, be it his physical or mental health, if you can handle it, he will rant to you about it. this of course will come along later in the relationship.

Dressing up for no reason? of course. Vil will dress you up and use you kind of like a mannequin. Testing different outfits on you and such. He'll also do your makeup if you wear any, maybe style your hair if he has the time to do so.

"Vil- that's way too tight-" you whined and gave him a pleading look, "It won't fit right if it isn't tight." He argued snappily, listening to your groan with a sigh. "I'll buy you something nice when we're done, does that sound alright?" He smiled and leaned over your shoulder to kiss your cheek. "a-alright..fine" you complied hesitantly and looked over your shoulder as he tied the ribbon, "there, perfect."

A tease, he is definitely a tease. He wants to see just how desperate you can become for his attention and affection. This ranges from kisses, where he'll lean in for one and stop just inches from your face and watch your expression. Or lean over your shoulder and kiss your ear or blow on your ear just to see you shudder.

The lovely Vil had just returned from an outing, taking off his extra clothes and sticking with his shirt and trousers. Even when alone, he wants to look his best for himself. That is until you knocked on his door and poked your head in after he said you could come in. He had been stressed lately, and your presence enough was to make him feel better. When you stepped close to give him a kiss as a greeting, He suddenly pulled you closer by your waist and held your lower back, "ah- I'm happy to see you too." you laughed and he smiled, holding your face and pulling your face closer to give you a kiss. He leaned in slow, and you closed your eyes, yet the kiss you were expecting didn't come..and when you opened your eyes, he was lingering in front of you, grinning rather seductively. "My apologies..here." he hummed and closed the space between you two.

That aside he is gentle when you're alone, he'll admire every inch of you and treat you the way you deserve, like royalty. He'll trace your curves and every crease of your body when he can, and if you'll let him. Consent is sexy after all.

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Malleus Draconia

Clueless, a sweet clueless boy.

He is inexperienced, but not as inexperienced at Riddle, but small little pecks and forehead kisses are his favorites. both to give and receive.

While on the topic of kisses, he isn't the best when kissing with his long ass tongue, but he'll get the hang of it with a bit of guidance.

I bet his eyes glow in the dark, i just wanted to put this here.

He is gentle, very gentle. He's worried one wrong move will hurt you, since children of man are so fragile compared to fae. He'll play with your hair or gently trace veins or muscles whenever you two cuddle.

"Your hands feel nice.." He'll whisper, bringing your hand to his lips and gently kissing it. "Are they? I guess that soap you gave me has been doing its job." You smiled and he couldn't stop a smile of his own from spreading across his face, "you've been using that?" he inquired, "of course, you gave it me after all." When you looked at him, he had the softest smile on his face to the point it warmed your heart.

A very hyper and excited person when it comes to receiving your affection. He doesn't mind PDA, but gets easily embarrassed in public, but he won't deny your love.

His horns? More sensitive the closer to the base of his horns. If you were to rub the base of his horns, he would melt like puddy. Pulling them is a whole nother story that we'll save for next time.

He cannot cook for the life of him, he tries to use his magic to cook stuff for you but ends up obliterating the kitchen. He's almost like a kid after those incidents, he'll come to you all pouty and just want some affection to feel better.

"Did you blow the kitchen up again?" You asked and took his silence as an answer. You sighed and shook your head, "Sometimes I feel bad for Sebek and Silver, not only does Silver have to be with Sebek, but he also has to be with him while cleaning your mess." Malleus frowned and reached for your hand, giving it a gentle squeeze. "Next time I won't use magic. I promise. I'll use a recipe and everything, I want to get it right for you." His sincerity melted you to the point you gave in and nodded, "Sound's good, let's go lay down."

Lilia tootally shipped you two before you got together, he might've even played a part in getting you two together as any good father should.

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Idia Shroud

The moment you two are together Idia will cling to you like a koala, he is clingy and a bit possessive. He'll ask that you stay with him alll the time just to play video games, study together and ultimately fall asleep together.

His nickname for you would definitely be Player 2, doesn't matter if you think it's cringe, he thinks it's a cute 'n crafty nickname.

When you two play video games together you'll either be in his lap, or he'll be in yours. But sometimes when it's just him playing he'll have you sit behind him with your legs wrapped around his shoulders. It might embarrass him a little- and his hair might turn pink, but he adores it.

You'd think he would be shyer about affection and skin to skin contact, but he seems shameless about it. Hold his hands, his face, rub his back, he loves it.

When he plays competitive games, it's better to keep your distance, watch from afar to avoid getting burned whenever he gets mad at the game and the people playing it. Afterwards he'll rant to you about the stupidity of his teammates not playing their roles right or using the worst weapons they could use for the characters they were playing. Just smile and pat his head now and then as he spills his gamer guts to you.

Outside the gaming though, maybe encourage him to go out more? Even for simple things like shopping, maybe take him to a little cafe too? (tbh you'd probably have to trick him into going anywhere outside his room).

If you end up not convincing him to leave his room more, he'll use you kind of like an errand runner.

"Can you stop by Sam's shop and get something for me?" He'll ask, even if you're busy doing something else, "C'moon, I really don't want to move to get Ortho to get it for me! plus~ i really want to see you.." he'll complain until you comply.

Once you do, he'll cheer up, mostly because his excuse to see you worked like a charm.

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Kalim Al Asim

Sunshine baby.

an absolute sweetheart who couldn't be any more dense than osmium, but it's cute?? Somehow??

While at first, it's hard for you to be alone with Kalim because Jamil is always hot on his tail, when you both get the chance, he will want nothing more than hugs and kisses. An absolute cuddle bug, no doubt about it.

He'll teach you to dance, in fact he'd spend all his time teaching you things about his personal interests and his homeland's culture. He's a sweety I want to pinch his cheeks.

If you're both idiots, Jamil refuses to help either of you because mans does not have the patience for that. And I don't blame him.

He'll offer you his clothes just for the funsies without telling you how expensive most of his clothes are. Don't deny him, he will get pouty and confused as to why you won't take his clothes. To avoid this issue, take his clothes and hang them up- just to avoid ruining them.

Even if Kalim is dense, he gives the gentlest kisses, nearly overflowing with a subtle form of passion and love that he knows only he can give to you, and knowing that, makes him want to kiss you more.

Since Kalim throws feasts for no apparent reason sometimes he always without fail throws feasts when you so much as step into the dorm. It's just an excuse to spoil you more, which he effectively loves to do.

"Kalim..you don't need to throw a big party every time I come over here.." You sighed and looked around at all the Scarabia members. Kalim of course was unbothered by your statement, "Of course I do! It's my duty to make sure you feel loved and very special~!" He'll say, with an impossible amount of excitement, he's so happy that you can't bring yourself to deny him.

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Azul Ashengrotto

Praise, please praise him..

Azul is self-conscious, we know this, so you'll have to be there to support and reassure him. That said, when you reassure him or even praise him, he'll brush it off with confidence.

"The lounge has been doing great lately, you're doing a great job Azul." You'd say, "Naturally, I can't neglect any of my business', that would just make me an awful businessman!" is how he will respond, confident, though you should know better than that.

Personally, he doesn't like PDA, he would like to keep his outward public appearance professional. Hand holding and cheek kisses are still on the table though, actually he prefers to hold your hand wherever you two go.

His kisses are gentle and passionate, they're very overpowering and intense sometimes too. His favorite places to kiss you are your hands, arms and nose. Kisses on the lips are usually saved for when you two are alone, most of the time in bed but in his office as well.

Azul is possessive, more than anyone else on this list. He wants to make sure you don't ever plan to leave him for someone else..or leave him at all. He wants you with him as often as possible, if not for your assuring words and affection, it's to make sure you aren't out and about having fun with someone else.

Sometimes, if you steal his hat or his glasses and run off to hide, he'll send one of the twins to find you and drag you back to his office. If it's Floyd, he will carry you like a sack of potatoes. If it's jade, he'll carry you bridal style, wouldn't want to damage important goods after all.

He'll scold you for taking his glasses, since not wearing them gives him a headache, but he doesn't mind you taking his hat, just maybe ask next time (I doubt you will).

Sometimes, after a long day, Azul will text you (probably in the middle of the night) and ask you to come over to cuddle because he can't fall asleep.

If perhaps Grim is being a lil shit, the two of you will call and talk to each other until you both fall asleep. He'd rather fall asleep to your face, but your voice is his second-best option..and he isn't picky.

If not and you can leave without waking up Grim, Azul will welcome you into bed with open arms and a tired smile and exhausted look in his eyes.

"How was your day?" You ask, and he sighs "..Tiring." he whispers before hiding away in the crook of you neck and sighing. You play with his hair, gently combing your hand through the soft locks until the sound of soft snores fill the room, Azul was out like a light, and soon so were you.

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BONUS: Floyd Leech

Oh dear, this man..chaos.

Floyd is far from a gentle giant; you'd think he would be gentler when in a relationship but it's quite the contrary. Floyd is cheeky, he loves to tease you in every way he can.

Kisses with tongue, absolutely. They're in fact his favorite kisses to give, his favorite to receive are neck/collar kisses. Kiss his collarbone and he will melt immediately.

If you were to steal his hat he would use it against you, he'd tease you to high hell until you give it back to him. If that doesn't work, he'll chase you around the lounge, and when he catches you, he will squeeze and kiss you like a madman.

He doesn't care you are, if he feels like it, he will smother you in needless yet lovely affection. I think his favorite thing to do is hold your jaw when kisses get heated.

kisses aside, he is a heavy sleeper. he's not a big spoon but not a little spoon either. I think the way he prefers to sleep is to have you sleeping on his chest so he can feel your heartbeat. Watching you rise and fall with his breathing also helps him fall asleep.

whenever you aren't looking, he softens up a lot. when you're asleep on his chest he'll play with your hair or gently rub circles on your back.

The eel stared at you as you slept peacefully on his chest, slowly rising and falling as he took deep breaths. he had a plain expression, watching you closing with a softer glint in his eyes. he brushed your hair back and held your face, watching your eyelids flutter with every noise you made. He smiled, rubbing your cheek with his thumb "awe~ I hope you're dreamin' of me Shrimpy~" he whispered softly and pulled his hand back and closed his eyes, drifting off to sleep.

He would definitely take his tie off and wrap it around your waist to pull you closer, he would give you the cheekiest smirk and kiss your forehead. "Heya Shrimpy, your face's all red~" he'll whisper to you under the protection of the dark corners of the lounge.

"Floyd where are you?" Came Jade's voice and Floyd groaned and rolled his eyes, "Daaamn..I thought I could get one kiss in." he grumbled and lazily draped his tie on his shoulders. Though he did slip in a quick kiss goodbye before returning to work.

Thanks for reading

[frenchie-sottises]

Back at it With the Punch Out Headcanons.

It's been a long while since I've done any Punch Out Headcanons, and combined with the fact that I looked through my old posts and may or may not have cringed a little, I'm gonna add some more headcanons and update some current ones. (Mostly cause they were made out of little information I had at the time.)

Also, just throwing up a warning real quick as some of these headcanons do mention some heavier topics like familial abuse and childhood neglect for some of these boxers. However, they don't go into detail.

Glass Joe:

I called him a cinnamon roll last time, and that still holds true, but I didn't realize how sassy this man was. Telling you you're bad for his health, making it clear he's coming for you by pointing at you like you just committed a crime, this mfer has some spunk for having a hundred losses to a single victory. He's still extremely chill, but he's not above throwing hands if necessary.. even if he might lose.

100% the type of person to make baked goods for someone if they're down or it's their birthday. Part of the reason why he likes taking his friends to lunch.

Even though the WVBA doesn't seem to have an age limit, especially apparent with boxers like Gabby and Hoy, he's still not looking forward to the day he must retire. He enjoys boxing, it's why he's still kicking despite losing so much, and he hates the idea he won't be in the ring anymore.

Tumblr has broken his humor.

Von Kaiser:

Was exposed to so much propaganda as a kid that he makes a point to learn all sides of the story purely out of spite.

His dad was in the military, so respect was almost literally beaten into this man's head as he grew up. However, despite the trauma, he doesn't believe in his father's tactics, so he chose to turn his boxing career into a place where he can teach other kids the proper way to become respectable adults without the trauma he was put through.

Has a difficult time expressing his feelings, but will eventually give in if it's someone he's close to or with enough coaxing. However, the quickest way to gain his trust and help him open up is to respect his space. His expressions make it pretty clear what he wants.

Kinda has to be dragged to make any sort of online presence. He only has a Facebook and a Tumblr. It would've been strictly Facebook had Joe not encourage him to make a Tumblr. (The site has also broken his humor.)

Disco Kid:

Has 100% wore your typical 80s disco fashion. There's a reason why he's called "Disco Kid." His grandparents were big disco dancers, which eventually got passed down to him. Rollerskating's pretty much paired up with that, so he breaks it down.

Is quite an oddball when it comes to being a boxer. With his history, you'd think he'd just stick with being a dancer, but he's never liked the idea of his passion being his profession. He likes the freedom in his dancing, so it's staying as a hobby. Of course, you need money for hobbies, you saw his car, so he took up boxing when he saw a poster for a WVBA match. He may not be the best, but he loves boxing enough to want to incorporate it with his dancing.

Has made it a mission to learn every instrument there is! He loves his disco stuff, but he has a general love for music. Old, new, fancy, simple, it doesn't matter. If it exists, he wants to learn it.

Is one of the more tech savvy boxers of the group. There's a chat in the Discord server that is solely for memes cause he wouldn't stop posting them in general. ("I've been kicked for posting memes in general. Help-") May or may not be part of the reason Joe's and Von's humors are broken.

King Hippo:

He may be royalty, but he's one of the most humbled beings you'll ever meet. He's definitely an acts of service kind of guy, so he's holding doors open for people, giving people food, using his money to help the citizens on his island, his mother raised him well.

Has personally fought and chased Airbnb off of his island after they tried their greedy bullshit. They already cause people in other places problems, he'd be damned if they're welcomed on his island! (It was televised too, so his appearance alone made even Sandman shake in his boots.)

You're not gonna believe this, but.. Hippo can speak English. He can speak it really well, actually. His iconic way of speaking originally started for show, but became his main way of talking, but English was his first language, so, on the few occasions where he needs to actually talk, he surprises everyone in the room with it.

Has experience in architecture. Safe to say it's one of his biggest passions, and he uses it often to help his citizens because why be a king if you just sit on your ass all day when you can help your people instead? He sneers at most kings he's heard about.

Piston Hondo:

He's such a snarky lil shit in the ring, it's almost comical. He does it on purpose just to cause problems. He's fine outside the ring, but the boxers can tell when he's out to cause problems when his moves his eyebrows more than he normally should.

Second to Tiger when it comes to being a clean freak. He sneezes at the littlest things, so he has air filters and humidifiers all over his home. It's helped quite a bit! If he's in a room where it's dirty, he immediately goes into cleaning mode, outfit and all.

His love for drawing and art still holds true. He gets easily inspired, so he always has a sketchbook on him. He eventually picked up digital drawing, feeling unsure at first, but his determination led him to discover how much he loved it! He now makes a point to learn different forms of art, having made a room in his home dedicated to all things art.

Sneaks up on people too easily. He doesn't even do it on purpose most of the time, he's just very light on his feet. Not even the lightest sleeper can hear him moving around when it's three in the morning. 100% mastered this to raid the fridge, there's no way you're this quiet without picking it up somewhere.

Bear Hugger:

Got his knowledge and love for nature from his dad. He fully understands and accepts nature in all her beauty and ugliness. This also means that anything you'd want to know about nature, he's your go-to. He isn't one to sugarcoat things, so any information you wish to know is to be done at your own discretion. (Is also one of Casual Geographic's biggest fans as he keeps it straightforward while also having master word play.)

May or may not have his DNA altered via a were..bear bite. Yeah, who knew his sparring partner was a mythical being? He paid no mind till he started noticing the typical changes found in such a transformation. His speed and strength led to him breaking his tools by accident fairly often, and his sharpened senses overwhelmed him a few times, but he's adjusted to this and uses these abilities to his advantage, especially in hunting. He's thought about possibly climbing the ranks while he still has the time, but is still unsure as he doesn't mind where he currently sits.

Will fight and has fought people who litter without a second thought. The forest he lives in used to be covered in trash, which he spent weeks cleaning, so he takes massive offense to those who don't bother to throw away their trash. If the person purposely does it after being warned? Only God can save you, cause he's thrown people's whole selves into trashcans. (His werebear abilities make this easier to do.)

Was originally gonna be a massage therapist before attending one of his mother's boxing matches. He has always been good with his hands, so he went all the way and gained his license for it. Of course, he prefers boxing, but he hasn't let his license expire, so he still holds the therapist title!

Great Tiger:

Number one clean freak out of everyone in the WVBA. No one knows where he got it. He doesn't even have health issues that require it like Hondo does, but he feels the need to keep his house clean. This also, by extension, means he keeps himself extremely clean. It's not to insufferable levels like with Don, but he always has a light scent of lavender on him. If he was in a dirty room, or a dirty home, you're gonna see about thirty clones all dressed up and cleaning the place.

If the light shines on him just right, his eyes almost look like they're made of liquid gold. He gets a lot of compliments on his eyes, it's ridiculous. It's either the eyes, or the mustache, which, he won't deny, his mustache is pretty fabulous. He loves the compliments, but he does get a bit overwhelmed if they get too much.

Has a deep love for mythology. It doesn't matter where it's from, he reads and learns all he can about it. He's one of the few boxers who suspects Bear Hugger might've had something happen to him due to the subtle changes he's picked up. He's also dressed up as a vampire on a few occasions just for funsies.

He doesn't want to admit it, but whenever he wears a sash belt, the extra bit behaves like a cat's tail. He tries to control it, but it's apparent when he's irritated, it flicks around just like that of a cat. The only thing it doesn't do is lift straight up, which is something that happens when a cat is happy to see you, but it does curl at the end.

Don Flamenco:

For being as cocky as he is, if he feels like he's in the wrong in any way, he's apologizing FAST. He can't imagine ever hurting someone, even if it's unintentional. He also struggles to not cry as he admits he was wrong, but, dammit, he can't help it.

Absolutely adores games that encourage creativity like Sims and Minecraft. He's always looking forward to designing houses and gardens in these games, using any and all tricks he knows to bring extra pizazz to them. It's even better when Carmen's around to join in. His favorite of the bunch is probably Sims 4. Animal Crossing is a close second. (And you know, damn well, that they got the fanciest, gothic houses in the games.)

Don't ever assume Don performs actual bullfighting, cause this man will not let you hear the end of why he's against it. He's one of cultural heritage, but bullfighting is a disgrace in his eyes and looks forward to the day it's illegal across the country. He'd rather fight the bull with his bare hands in a test of strength than ever bring out a weapon.

Doesn't realize how much his perfume bothers people. He loves the smell of perfume, especially anything floral because of course this dude loves his flowers. He gets fussed at a lot for it, so it's a miracle Mac wasn't fazed by it.

Aran Ryan:

His parents are both terrible. The father pretty much drank his life away while the mother ran away. Because of this, Aran was forced to grow up and fend for not only himself, but also for his little sister, Arabella. It's mostly the explanation for his unhinged and masochist-like behavior. Most people don't fuck with crazy.

Despite his rough background, he was able to get help from neighbors, who all silently agreed to take turns watching the two cause American foster systems tend to not fair much better. He worked at several jobs once he was sixteen. He's worked anything from cashier work to yard work and even some automotive work. He wasn't able to finish school, he dropped out as soon as he started working, but eventually got his GED once he took up boxing and got a steady income to help keep Arabella in school.

Does not give a fuck about what people say about him, but will be on the verge of wailing on someone if they dare trash talk his sister. Soda's had to hold him back a few times cause he'll halt the match to fight whoever said some bs, he doesn't play. Luckily, for everyone involved, anyone with a sane enough mind will not dare cross that line.

Thanks to the WVBA and the neighbors, this is the craziest he'll ever get. Outside the ring, he's pretty much one of the most chilled boxers you'll meet. The most he does is pranks, which all go for annoying the people he targets. You can take the Irish man out of the chaos, but you'll never take the chaos out of the Irish man.

Soda Popinski:

Number one cat magnet. He can't explain it, nor is he trying, but cats love him. He can literally just sit on a bench in a random spot, and it wouldn't even take two minutes before a cat comes out of the wild for some pets. He was even once bombarded with a whole bundle of kittens when he saw one on the side of the road one day. He took them all home, named them, and takes great care of them. Tiger seethes with jealousy.

His calm nature is the Yin to Aran's chaotic Yang. He was one of the first boxers to greet Aran when he first joined, and lent an ear to all the stuff Aran was going through and had to get off his chest. After that, the two pretty much became best friends. He's even helped babysit Arabella a few times if no one else was around to help. It's a bromance at this point. Only Soda can calm Aran down if something, or someone, severely pisses the Irish man off.

Has an immune system of steel. Not even diseases like Covid can faze this man. People suspect it's the soda, but it actually lies in the fact that Soda's technically a genetic experiment gone undetected. Someone messed up the shots and his mother got the shot the Russian government was using to make super soldiers. No one knows about it.

No one has successfully hid from this man, his sixth sense for sniffing out bullshit is insane. Don was sent to get drinks, but came back claiming the store was closed, but Soda pointed out the shirt he left with had tiny flowers, but the one he was wearing currently is only dots. Then Disco came in late for his training sessions, claiming he caught the train, but Soda told him that there's a road that avoids it altogether and questioned why he didn't just take that route. It's almost annoying for the other boxers how quickly he puts them on the spot.

Bald Bull:

Mother died when he was only ten, so the rest of his childhood was handled by his shitty father. Despite being the oldest of three, his father gave his younger brother the ranch due to his disapproval of Bull taking up boxing. He kept what his mother said in mind: to follow his dreams, so he did. He's tried to keep contact with his siblings, but they cut contact with him despite knowing their father is in the wrong. He's understandably bitter about it.

When he has himself a me day, he dresses up in his biker gear and drives his saddlebag bike with the ape hangers. (Ape hangers are high sitting handlebars that encourage upright posture.) His helmet conceals his identity, so no one knows it's him driving around and having fun. He became a rebel/biker as a way to break free from his father's control, so it's forever a part of him. He's also outrun the cops on several occasions. They still haven't caught him!

When it's a good day, he's got that extra bit of shithead energy about him. Doesn't even care if he gets his ass beat by Sandman, when he feels good, he's taunting EVERYBODY. His favorite method of taunting is taking the heaviest dumbbell available and lifting it while cocking an eyebrow and grin while the person is down. Heaviest he's done is 260lbs. He's aiming for higher.

His love for Turkish delights came from his mother making them every weekend after dinner. They hold a special place in his heart, using the same recipe his mother wrote for him, along with several other of her recipes, to keep ever since he took up cooking classes. Will burn someone's house down if something ever happens to that little booklet.

Super Macho Man:

Pissing off people is his specialty. Even when he's not really trying, he'll say something extremely dumb that encourages one of the other World Circuit boxers, usually Sandman, sometimes Bull, to come and beat his ass. He's either oblivious, or he's secretly a masochist, cause this happens a lot.

Takes the BIGGEST offense when someone doesn't recognize him. He thinks he's super famous, and there's some truth in that, but you'll always have people who don't keep up with celebrity drama, so his dramatic self gets salty when the person claims to not recognize him. "Well, I thought I was more popular than that!"

Despite being a dick most of the time, he has his silly moments. People compare him to Randy Savage, they're being generous, so he'll go out of his way to quote him with the voice and everything. He's nothing like the guy other than name, but he does find it endearing and will happily give his fans free meme material. He even quotes memes made of Randy, even the breathing one. He almost passed out.

Loves musicals. He was a huge theatre kid, so he's really good at playing assigned parts and has an extremely good singing voice. (Disco may or may not be slightly jealous.) Absolutely got hooked on musicals like Hamilton, The Count of Monte Cristo, and even the Heathers! Doesn't care he's a buff dude, let him wear the costumes and play those leading roles!

Mr. Sandman:

BIG momma's boy. His mother basically raised him on her own, making sure her boy never lost his way once he got out there. He's grateful for having such a loving mother, and he often gifts her a good chunk of his paycheck so she can treat herself nicely. Not much is known about what happened to the father, but he was a former boxer.

Had dreadlocks at one point in time. Took amazing care of them, even sometimes decorating them with golden braid clips. When they fully matured, they made him look like a lion. He was super proud of them and was upset that they got in the way when he decided to take up boxing. He tried to tie them up in a ponytail, but some of the matches he had got heated, and it led to some of his locks getting ripped out. He plans to regrow them once he enters retirement.

Quietly thanks Mac for taking the belt from him that day. He aimed to be the best, not because of his insecurities, but because he wanted to ensure he could provide for his mom. He thought claiming the belt was it, so when Mac took it, he got the much needed kick in the ass to realize that he doesn't need to be perfect to help out. He's already top dog, so he's already reached that goal.

He tries hard to be stoic, but he can't help but chuckle at some of the shenanigans that occur with the other boxers. Aran smacking Bull's head really hard and getting decked for it? He snickered. Soda constantly putting people on the spot? He smirks at it. Macho almost passing out from doing that one Randy meme? That took some self control, especially when all he heard was Macho falling on his back with a loud "THUD" when he had his head turned.

Extra:

Carmen:

At first glance, she seems incredibly tame, but she's feisty! If someone angers her enough, she'll straight up rip a nearby door off its hinges and beating them with it. Hell, when she's really happy about something, there's a chance she'll kick the door on the wrong side and rip it off the hinges. She's had to replace the doors around the house a few times due to this, and Don finds it hilarious.

Pastel goth type. She was a pink hater for a long while, but the color grew on her. She's also incorporated other pastel colors into her wardrobe. May or may not also have Monster High stuff that she wears as well.

Works as a hairdresser. She colors and styles her hair often, and it's done so well that her girlfriends got her to do their hair. Some of them eventually suggested to her to pick up hairdressing as a profession, which she decided to give a shot and winded up loving it. She's even helped Don with coloring his hair a few times cause he tends to make a mess when he does it.

Cannot sing to save her own life. She was long ashamed of it too, but Don truly doesn't care whether or not she can sing. Due to this, she slowly regained the confidence to sing her heart out again. Anyone who judges or dares to wish for her to shut up will be met with a very angry Don.

Arabella:

She can do no wrong. No, seriously, she's far too sweet to even attempt the kind of bs Aran pulls on a regular basis. Unfortunately, this also means she's gotten bullied a few times as other kids think she's an easy target, especially considering she's chunky and is likely on the spectrum. When Aran had to try and teach her to defend herself, she questioned why she couldn't be friends with them instead.

People make jokes Joe is the baby of the WVBA, because, y'know, his record, but it's really Arabella. Literally everyone has adopted her. If she ever needs help with anything, there's always someone around to help her. Homework? Hondo, Soda, and even Macho can all help. Friendship advice? Disco is literally the extrovert. If she gets bullied? Well, God help the school board cause everybody's showing up. It's hard to not spoil her cause she's such a good kid.

There's a good chance she could be an engineer when she grows up. She comes up with the most creative, and sometimes simple, ways to solve an issue. Her and Aran had to use bunk beds for a while, but nobody really told them how to properly bunk the beds, so Arabella dug into the closet and grabbed a couple of hangers that they could break and use. Surprisingly, they worked really well. Aran's pride shows when he tells this story.

She loves to color in her free time. She has a whole drawer's worth of coloring books and coloring supplies. When she's done, she often gifts the boxers her work, which is also often themed based on what she thinks fits them. They cherish her work, often framing it and hanging it around their apartments. Some of her work is even on display around the gym they train at. She mostly uses crayons and coloring pencils, but she's been learning to use markers as well. She loves the alcohol markers.

[getmeoutofhell]

You & Jill being GF partners headcanons

request: headcanons for being Jill’s ghostface partner (they will succeed too, so also what the couple would do after they kill Sidney). love your work as always :)

warnings: violence mentioned, some headcanons have some nsfw, cussing.

a/n: you’re literally the best ever so yes i’ll do this for you!! also thank you so much 😊

The beginning:

you guys started dating before you two even carried out with ghostface. you knew how jill felt about her cousin sidney, which over time caused her to become depressed as jealousy started to take over.

you explained to her that no matter what would happen, you would stay by her side through it all. it doesn’t matter what she does, you knew you loved her.

eventually, jill had brung up her wanting to take sidney’s place once and for all. you asked her what does she mean and that you needed an elaboration. she then brung up ghostface and how she wants you two to work together in her plan.

it took you some time to agree with her. being that you were paranoid that you two would get caught or even worse; killed. but jill tried her best to reassure you, letting you know that she would guide and protect you through it all.

so you agreed after a day or two, and now the real fun began.

you and jill started planning everything for about a month before starting anything. you asked her where she’d get the costumes, voice changer, knifes, etc from. but she didn’t tell you, so you left it alone.

the first attack was from jill. she had you cover for her when people asked where was she when you were in public. she said she would be back at 5 but it was now 8 and you started to get worried. you thought she had gotten hurt or worse.

she ended up coming back at around 1 am after you started losing your mind. you immediately asked her what happened and if she all right. she then explained that she ended up having to lay low for a while after the attack. and that the next attack she wanted you to do it.

you were so nervous about it, and jill noticed it. “it’s gonna be okay baby. call me if you need anything.” she tried her best to calm your paranoid thoughts.

after your first time out, you became less scared and more confident over time. you also started to feel more crazier then ever. getting rid of people that make jill feel the way she does filled your heart with pleasure.

one time when you both came back after being ghostface together, you were both covered in blood due to it bleeding through the fabric of the costume. jill started kissing down your neck, and let’s just say y’all started fucking.

fast forward some time, it’s now the big day where you reveal yourself. sidney is devastated, being that you formed a ‘bond’ with her.

you guys did end up winning the fight in the end, but you and jill had to create damage to add on to the plan she had. so yes, she asked you to smash her head into a picture on the wall. “cmon baby, i can take it.” you hesitated but after a little glare from her you agreed and did it.

oh but that’s not all.

if you have hair she’ll end up pulling out some of it. if you don’t, she’ll end up smashing your forehead into something. so have fun with that.

The after results:

okay now let’s skip to the aftermath of y’all’s progress.

okay so after jill kills sidney, you and her share a passionate kiss filled with lust i might add.

the making out was cut short due to the police arriving.

everything somehow went smoothly and you got them to think sidney was the murder. after you guys had got medical treatment and left the police station, you guys went back to jill’s.

jill was very happy and even shedded a few happy tears while laying on you. “you did so good baby. i’m proud of you.”, you tell her. one thing led to another and she ended up on top of you…naked.

you guys did end up on the news everywhere and jill fell in love with the attention she was receiving from it. people were even on podcast talking about you guys, it was crazy.

now the real question is, did y’all stop the killings?

no.

if anyone pisses jill off, they’re dead. if anyone flirts with you, they’re dead. overtime, you guys just ended up becoming insane. you wouldn’t trade it for the world tho.

i hope you liked this!!

masterlist!

[jumpingjoltiks]

Saw your requests being opened! I was wondering if it would be possible to write a silly writing of one day, emmet and ingo wake up casually, but as they began to get changed. emmet notices that he somehow is in his brother's body while ingo realizes he's in emmet's body (only for a day though). do you think they're be acting like each other or just make the other frown/smile to be like them. After all, they're twins! (despite not knowing if emmet has a bald head underneath that hat while concept art ingo does..andkjandkjand) Feel free to add an s/o in there if you want and I wonder if any of the depot agents or their friends would notice lmfao.

What an interesting idea!

No warnings & no real shipping, just placed the majority of it under the cut to keep from clogging the tags. <3

Trading places

I think they'd know almost immediately. They've woken up in the wrong rooms and surrounded by the wrong pokemon!

If this is post being reunited after Hisui, Emmet also wakes up with a terrible achiness all over his body - it makes him worry for Ingo's health. He arranges some spa days and massage appointments for his brother once he gets back to himself.

They have a long discussion about things during breakfast. As long as they're together, they're quite levelheaded, even in emergencies, so they talk through how they'd like to handle things.

It's a headcanon of mine that the twins can do spot on impressions of each other, and usually do at least once or twice a year (even if just for April Fools Day).

For this reason, I don't think that most people would notice if they switched places. The ones who do... I think Elesa would, as well as their uncle, Drayden, and their s/o if they have one. Everyone else is pretty well fooled.

But since they're twins, they decide, there's really no need to do that! Maybe the simplest solution is the right one after all. Ingo-in-Emmet's-body throws on his black coat and vice-versa - then they're out the door.

It's a little strange, but really no one is any the wiser that this morning they woke up in the wrong bodies.

Now, there is some concern between them about what would happen if they don't switch back. It's a point of discussion between them all day.

Eventually, they decide, nothing really has to change. They're in bodies functionally identical to their own - they can continually live out their days as if nothing has happened.

This may be a different discussion if either of them have a partner - the twins would most certainly tell them what's happened, and there may be further discussion about what they are and aren't comfortable with their bodies doing.

Fortunately, the next morning, they wake up in their own bodies once more and everything is just fine.

There's a bit of a lingering fear that it might happen again, and it comes up a few times over the next year or so, but thankfully it's never something they have to go through again.

[bluedilute]

I got bored so I decided to share some of my headcanons for Venture. I can't stop thinking about them so I thought this would help

I'll also probably add more as I think of them, so this list might change a little over time

Also no warnings, completely sfw

¤ Their background says they constantly come back from assignments covered in dirt and bruises, which makes me think they probably forget to drink water or eat food often

¤ They're either autistic or have ADHD or both. There's no way this person is neurotypical

¤ I read someone saying that they think Venture is kinda closed-off, and I honestly find that hard to believe. They have an interaction where they told a literal stranger (Lúcio) that they've always wanted to be eaten alive by scarabs. That's not a closed-off or normal thing to say

¤ They're definitely an oversharer. They obviously have the foresight that there's some things they shouldn't tell certain people (I.E. telling an enemy/rival key information) but if it's an everyday acquaintance they'll talk about anything

¤ Eats rocks

¤ That was a joke but seriously they'd definitely fw those chocolate rocks and might have a stash of them somewhere for snacking. I used to eat those all the time but I had them so much I eventually got sick of them. Haven't had one in a few years

¤ I feel like they were one of those kids who couldn't wait to find out what their Christmas presents are so their older family members had to keep an eye on them so they didn't snoop around the tree

¤ Related, they don't seem religious at all, but I think they and their family would still celebrate Christmas anyways, as a family holiday

¤ Also related, their family is probably pretty huge. I like to think their parents are both from Mexico and they just moved to Canada where they had Venture, and all of their family is in Mexico. Probably Dorado

¤ Their Abuelita they mention in Dorado is probably some kind of Historian or even also an archeologist, and loves hearing her grandbaby talk about their passion

¤ They definitely like old people. They always have a bunch of stories from when they were younger, and Venture would love hearing about them

¤ They'd like old music. 1970s-1990s for the most part, since it would technically be old music by then (it is 2077 in the ow universe). Their favorite band from back then is probably Queen

¤ Would love learning about unsolved mysteries. They'd totally watch those essay videos about weird unsolved crimes, and would honestly probably crack a case or two

¤ Their background says they had an affinity for finding lost things since they were a child, so I feel like they'd pick up on things that most people don't, which most of the time happens to relate to things from the past

¤ They would cuddle their friends. Based on their dialogue, they're a very open and kind person, so I think they'd view cuddling as more of an act of trust rather than something you do with a romantic partner

¤ I think they drink alcohol, but never that much. Even on special fancy occasions or whatever, I don't think they'd have too much to drink. They'd probably stick with mocktails mostly

¤ They have a ton of tattoos from cultures all over the world, mostly with some kind of symbolism of the past

¤ Being a historical archeologist, I think they also dabble in natural history. They'd think the titanoboa skeleton is super cool

¤ Also queer history, they'd probably be knowledgeable about that. Destroys homophobes and transphobes with historical facts and logic

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Thank you for taking some time to read my silly little headcanons! I hope ya liked them

[blacklegsanjiii]

Want to start by saying you are such a great writer, your creativity is amazing!!!!

Lately, I've seen some fanarts of Gear 5/Nika Luffy shipped specifically with dark-haired Stealth Black Sanji

The angst potential of this is interesting, especially if it's during/after Wano where Sanji would end up losing his emotions, hence becoming Stealth Black.

But it could also be funny, with this supposedly emotionless, serious Sanji constantly being annoyed and pestered by the silly antics of Nika/Gear 5 Luffy!

Maybe Luffy refuses to turn back into regular Luffy until Sanji goes back to being Sanji, so now the crew has to deal with a godlike Luffy being extremely clingy (well, more than usual) with a very much Vinsmoke Sanji who is kinda confused.

Feel free to add anything you want to this or incorporate other headcanons, aus, ships, etc :)

The angst is there. You're right. Good Lord alright here we go. (also thank you)

So first. Sanji still has his memories but he goes completely "dark" in Wano, before Luffy wakes up. He knows how to be tactful so when he delivers food to Luffy when he wakes up that he just tells him, without tact. Luffy is staring at him and the black hair on his boyfriend's head and his eyebrows going the wrong way. He doesn't understand because he's still Sanji. Except he's not. Not anymore.

Sanji doesn't avoid him and is very neutral in peeling the rubber kid off him when it's time. Luffy is normal for a while, he's not in gear 5 and is just clinging to his boyfriend. Despite Sanji telling him he no longer loves him because he no longer loves or feels anything, he's cold and hard and just incredibly durable now. Luffy still loves him and clings and kisses but Sanji doesn't reciprocate, he doesn't know how anymore and just lets the guy do as he pleases.

Then Luffy gets annoyed and pissed off. So he goes into gear 5 and keeps hanging out with Sanji and hanging off him despite what everyone is telling him. Gear 5 might make him die quicker and they need him to be there for the end. To become king. It goes on for a few months and Sanji might not have emotions but he's not dumb. So eventually he's staring at his captain, his boyfriend, the man he loved once with cold eyes.

"I don't think your Sanji would appreciate you expediting your death."

"You're my Sanji." Luffy argues.

"Your Sanji is gone. He can't come back." Sanji glowers at the younger.

"You're lying!" Luffy yells.

"If my brothers still haven't learned. why would I?" Sanji counters. "Your Sanji wouldn't want you wasting your life on him." Luffy doesn't give up of course, but he stops using Gear 5 as much. Makes Sanji still do things that brought him joy. It's awful for Luffy and the crew to see their Sanji gone, possibly never coming back.

[meiliarotten]

What's your hcs abt every merc's kinks?

Kink Headcanons (All Mercs!)

🔞Minors DNI🔞

The Masterlist

👟 Scout 👟

Very stereotypical interests, I honestly see Sout as kinda the most vanilla of the mercs

Not completely vanilla though. Not by a long shot

He’s definitely adventurous, and would he willing to try almost anything once as long as he’s with someone he trusts

Plus he’s an addict when it comes to praise

Tell him how good he’s doing while he’s fucking you, and he’ll have a very hard time keeping himself from coming right then and there.

If you’re willing to explore with him, I feel like you would witness quite a few kink awakenings.

Some things I think he would grow to enjoy are pegging, pet play, and femdom, but those are just my opinions!

🦅 Soldier 🦅

America is this man’s kink.

Ok, I’m joking. Kind of.

Soldier likes discipline, and he’ll definitely use his riding crop on you if you let him

However, that discipline goes both ways

He’ll start out with you as the bottom, so prepare to be the receiver of many spankings and swats

Then one day, he comes up to you, uncharacteristically bashful, and hands you the riding crop with a pleading look

He’s too ashamed to say that he wants you to top him, but you get the message real quick.

Once you unlock his switch side, you might even convince him to try pegging. He’s a real “man’s man” though, so make sure you’re delicate about it

🔥 Pyro 🔥

Thankfully, while Pyro is more than eager to play with fire on the battlefield, that fire does not translate into the bedroom (at least, not literally)

While Pyro doesn’t have a mask kink, a partner with a mask kink would be ideal for them, as they don’t like to show their face

However, if you don’t have a mask kink, blindfolds are always an option, and Pyro happens to like those very much

They love watching the way you squirm as the lack of sight enhances all of your other senses

Pyro also has a huge praise kink as well. They like to be told they’re doing a good job.

If they have an especially good day on the battlefield, you could offer to reward them later that night

💥 Demoman 💥

I’m gonna be honest, I was stumped on this one for a while

Eventually I finally settled on pegging

Allow me to explain

Watching the Meet the Demoman I just saw a man who, while he definitely enjoys his job, probably has a shit ton of stress

Add in the comic lore, and you’ve got all these familial expectations he’s gotta live up to as well

Basically, I think a night where he just gets to sit back and get ravished would be good for him

He would also probably have an affinity for oral, as he likes to eat you out in return

🥊 Heavy 🥊

This guy has a size kink. He likes smaller partners, and lucky for him, almost everyone is smaller than him, so he has quite the pool to pick from

There’s almost a kind of protective aspect in it for him. He likes to be able to protect his partner, to shelter them, and most importantly, pamper the absolute hell out of them

Seriously be ready to be waited on hand and foot by your own personal Russian bodyguard

I guess you could almost see it as a kind of service submission

Wow, service sub Heavy was not a take I was prepared to make but it does oddly make sense…

But as for his more dominant side, he doesn’t show it often, especially since he often worries about causing you pain during sex.

Usually you’ll be riding him

However, on the rare occasions when he’s willing, and you’re feeling especially comfortable and receptive, he will allow himself to be rough with you, teasing you about how small you are beneath him

🔧 Engineer 🔧

Toys. Specifically, ridiculously high tech toys.

Say what you will about a mercenary salary, it sure as hell lets you splurge sometimes.

And Engineer has definitely splurged, both on actual toys and on parts that he used to make his own

Yes, you heard (or rather, read) that right, this overachiever is out here making his own sex toys.

You and I both know that the Gunslinger probably has a vibrate function 😏

That said, I think Engie would have a particular kink for the classic “vibrating panties” scenario

Basically you are wearing the panties (or just a bullet vibe inside- it can really be anything that vibrates and stays put, it doesn’t have to be underwear) and Engie gets to press the buttons controlling the vibrations whenever he wants

He likes watching how you squirm and start to talk faster and louder, trying to cover up both the noise and your embarrassment.

He is the king of aftercare though, always letting you know how good you did.

🏥 Medic 🏥

Let’s get the obvious out of the way

I feel like Medic likes a lot of edgeplay. Possibly including blood, scalpels, and a few itty bitty surgeries here and there

Of course, it’s all consensual, but some people could still find it morbid.

On the more chill side, his kinks are actually pretty common.

These include impact play, edging, and sensory deprivation (for example, blindfolds). All of these go for both giving and receiving, btw

However one kink that I think is specific to him is how much he seems to love, and even prefer fucking you in the operating table.

Something about it just seems much more erotic than a normal bed

🦘 Sniper 🦘

Primal play, specifically being the predator in the scenario

Sniper is a pretty outdoorsy guy, so it figures that he would enjoy tracking you through a dense forest while you act as prey

Along with this comes outdoor sex as well

Something about taking you outside just seems so carnal and raw, it really gets him going

Plus, the chase just makes the final capture all the more satisfying, for both of you

Afterwards he’s immediately chill, carrying you back to the van for some much needed aftercare

And I just know someone out there is upset that I didn’t mention piss. I’m sorry. I’m still not gonna mention it.

🌹 Spy 🌹

A weirdly specific idea I’ve always held for Spy is that he likes waxplay

Something about the way the melted wax drips and solidifies in your body is very elegant and erotic to him (I have written a fic about this 👀)

Another big one is knife play. It definitely fits his theme

However, he never uses a sharp knife. The blade is always too dull to actually break the skin. But the way he builds up a scene is effective enough to make you feel as if you’re truly at his mercy

Basically Spy seems like a very formal dom to me, the kind that will lavish you with gifts while also making sure you never act spoiled. Brat tamer Spy, anyone?

Oh, and he likes to be called “sir.”