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nope-secret · 4 months ago

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A few days ago i was talking to my dad about cephalopods but he understood "C-phallopods" and commented how he was scared about the implications of that word.

To explain:

What I meant: cephalo = head pod = feet

Cephalopods = animals that have a "head and feet", such as squids

What he thought: phallus = penis pod = feet

C-phallopods = animals that walk on their dicks, category C

I'm so amazed by his mind

#cephalopod #bad puns #dad jokes #i mean technically he was serious #but still #squid #kraken #biology #marine life

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guardian-angle22 · 18 days ago

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911: Lone Star | Judd & TK Parallels

#911 lone star #911lsedit #tk strand #judd ryder #my gifs #tw: addiction #tw: discussion of suicide #911 lone star spoilers #that pause before TK says 'no' has always haunted me ngl #but also judd's 'it's me' breaks my heart cause that means nothing juddy. *anyone* can have those kinds of thoughts #i know the bottom one isnt quite right since judd hasnt technically gotten his chip... but he WILL.#so who is gonna shove these two into the 126 bunk room to have a deep conversation?#the 126 bunk room is where all serious conversations at the 126 are had it feels like lol

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yes-no-maybe-soo · 1 month ago

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Changed nickname to "Baby" 🫠 Ears and ovaries have ascended to another dimension byeee

#aksfdfdfgckfdghhhgnnghhhhh #the way he says it is absolutely lethal holy fck #sylus #sylusmc #sylus x mc #lads #love and deepspace #love and deepspace sylus #lads sylus #sylus love and deepspace #sylus lads #the Oscars need to make a category for voice over acting solely so it can be awarded to Sylus' VA I am so serious #idc that lads isn't technically a movie it's still cinematic af ok #(but still keep the VA anonymous aight? losing him would mean losing joy in this life)

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ectoplasmer · 2 years ago

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you guys ever grab your f/o’s face and just *forehead kiss* *forehead kiss* *forehead kiss* *forehea

#this was originally phrased for platonic f/os but i then proceeded to think about doing this with my boyfriends and. yeah #anyway #HEY i finally picked back up gx because i got bored lol #and because. lowkey. judai randomly popping up in my dreams spooked me enough to remember to continue watching it >_<#i am reminded of why he got instantly put on the platonic list despite me barely knowing him lol #literally just. golden retriever #which is so so funny when you look at my two other platonic f/os #like on one hand we have the serious and more mature beyond my years #and then we have the high energy positivity fiends #if i still listed my hs f/os on my list you would see more obviously what i mean lol #sometimes you just want to smother your friend in a dumb display of affection u_u #anyway.#hello #tbh… kissing melv (and technically yb) right where the eye of wedjat would go… <333 #self ship #selfship #selfshipping #self shipping #f/o imagines #imagine your f/o #romantic f/o #platonic f/o #self ship community #selfshipping community #platonic: judai #quartzshipping #rainy.file

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tongues--and--teeth · 11 months ago

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I think all of the coffee cookies need glasses. Comes with the territory.

The real reason Cappuccino isn’t here

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xxplastic-cubexx · 2 months ago

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friend notoriously bad at videogames said shed play marvel rivals with me tomorrow chat if i never post after tomorrow night its because a blood vessel bursted

#marvel rivals #snap chats #AT LEAST WE’LL HAVE OUR OTHER FRIEND THERE BUT god.#she funny as hell she just suddenly called me and was like ‘i saw your twitter. do you wanna play marvel rivals tomorrow’#and then she proceeds to be like ‘wait so who do you main. other than magneto’ Motherfucker with a capital M #NO I SWEAR IM NOT A ONE TRICK i really like wanda hawkeye and jeff….#NO SHE SAID ONE MORE THING SHE WAS LIKE ‘wait are charles and magneto the same guy’ and she tries to Just Kidding her wait outta it #Note whenever she says Just Kidding she’s trying to cover her ass I PROMISE I WAS LIKE /KAYLA. BE SERIOUS./#and then she was like ‘who’s the friendlier one of the two’#and then i had to hit her with the Technically People Think Theyre Both Varying Degrees Of Asshole. however charles probably wont bite you #and THEN SHE WAS LIKE ‘ok well you should draw magneto surprising charles with jollibees’ AND I. NO SHE THINKS MY EXISTENCE SURROUNDS JB #AND THIS GAL HAD THE GAUL TO BE LIKE ‘oh do you know how to make it since its a big part of your culture’#i was flabbergasted frankly. ‘oh you guys really like jollibees so you know how to make it right’ i screamed #LIKE ????ISJAJSJSJSJ i cant stress the anomaly this girl is i wish you all could meet her so you understand me #AND LIKE SURE I LOVE JBS but she only ever mentions puto and jollibees to me like kayla. there is more to PH culture than that sjKakss #its really funny with the ??? shit she says i cant lie #she was all ‘oh is the winter soldier in the game ? you should play him hes cool :) and from jersey :) ok well his actor is but—‘ LIKE DKSKS #‘snap arent you being a little mean’ no trust and believe AND I HAVE WITNESSES #i have stupid amounts of stories with her. like she tried to excuse being dumb by sayin shes a capricorn #we’re literally both capricorns and she was born two days before me I Cannot. Do You Understand Me.#anyways. she said i should stream me playing rivals would anyone care about that #i kinda wanted to …. i think it’d be fun…. plus i miss streaming :(#ok byebye for now my bros almost home and i said id let him play so i could work on comms #i mean thats assuming he wants to play. if not uhhhhhhh #anyways BYE. ill tell yall how the game goes tomorrow night if i dont die of a stroke #again at least our other friend’ll be there so someone can laugh at my pain

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voiider · 1 year ago

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fake psychic Tim but its just. its just psych. Jason dies and batman goes off the deep end so Tim (instead of becoming robin) starts going ham on the 'tips to the police' bc if the police can deal with the smaller crimes then Tim doesn't have to worry about batman killing a petty thief.

Except he's running himself into the ground and he starts getting sloppy bc he's giving the local police info, and bludhaven info (bc dick) AND probably giving Nightwing info when he can and someone catches him or he leaves a paper trail and then Officer Dick Grayson apprehends him and takes him in for questioning and Tim is like "you can't talk to me without my parents or a lawyer present, I'm a minor. And my parents are in Guatemala, so you better call my lawyer."

and Dick is like "kid you're not in trouble i just need to know who's giving you this information." Because there is NO WAY this kid isn't working with someone. Someone who is using a child to drop off information, which while noble to help the police, is putting this child in danger and tim is like, pretty offended actually. That it's being implied that he COULDN'T do this himself.

So he's like "im not working for anyone."

and Dick is like "you have to be getting the info from somewhere. I just wanna help."

and Tim is like AUGH ADULTS "I just- i figured it out on my own" and its CLEAR that Dick doesn't believe him which is, first off, super insulting, never meet your heroes, and second he shouldn't be talking anyway or admit that he goes out at night or Dick will do something stupid like try to make him stop. So he's like (rolling eyes) "I'm psychic. Are you happy? Can I have my phone call now?"

#batman #tim drake #Cue Dick ALMOST not buying it but he's like 'okay kid'#if you're psychic prove it.#And Tim is like oh he thought i was serious??? Uh #“you're favorite animal is a bat.“ And Dick looks at him confused but then sorta pales a little and is like ”... what.”#and tim is like “and you really like nighttime... walks.”#And Dick like turns off the recording and is like “kid what are you saying to me”#and Tim is like “I know you're Nightwing. The ... spirits told me.”#and honestly it's more believable that a 12 year old kid is psychic than that he figured out who Nightwing was on his own #ted talks #anyways lots of fun hijinks can ensue. Tim is technically a security rick and even though dick REALLY doesn't wanna talk to bruce #he should tell him about this... psychic child #Which can just be more questions and Tim answering them and is like #if i wasn't psychic how would i know this.#and Bruce.... doesn't know. So they have no choice but to believe him #psych tim au #also including: bruce being like “.... can you tell my son (jason) i love him?”#tim would actually be pretty good on the field with moments notice observations #he's been trained his whole life to read people at parties and know what they want from him and what they mean #regular people are MUCH easier to read than the elite who say everything backhanded and all have like poised masks of perfection #raye was telling me their psychic tim au and i was like 'ok but what if just psych'#catch us out here both writing separate fake psychic tim aus

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outlying-hyppocrate · 4 months ago

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i have officially returned. ask me anything.

#random thoughts #i'll probably answer it tomorrow because i'm tired. i don't know why.#ciel if you see this i've been nicer to myself these past few days following your birthday. taking care of myself in general aspects.#which i sort of hate myself for but it's okay because. uh. i won't be like this forever. i'll be better at what i'm trying to do i promise.#new year's resolution is not fucking with me.........#oh also!! i've been sort of feeling like a dead person at times. and also like a cockroach. i have had to repeatedly tell myself that #i'm not dead i'm not dead!!!!#because i'm not. obviously. and i know i'm not. my brain is just silly. it likes to tell me i am things i am not like book characters.#and recently my mother got me my own rosary and we've been practicing praying together with my brother.#can you imagine how bad it must be for me to turn to christianity as a coping mechanism? not even when i was terrorized with death thoughts #not even in august for fuck's sake.#but it's actually not that bad. though i think i like the idea of organized religion more than i like being a part of it.#also i feel like my being catholic (mostly non-practicing) is betraying the queer community somehow. like. queer people have suffered #so much because of the christian church in general. so it's like. being christian is weird when i'm also queer.#but also then i feel weird when i try to do things in relation to christianity. like. put saint in my artist name.#that feels blasphemous i don't know. is it?????? it's not that serious either way but. augh.#i am going to write a song about this. also fellow christians is it okay to use the lyric 'uselessly clutching her rosary' or is that bad?#because i mean. technically. the she i'm referring to sort of is. because god isn't solving any of our problems.#he's just fucking. watching. if he's even real.#(and no my disappearance isn't related to the catholicism thing it's something else. as in the one thing i haven't told anyone else but cie #and an irl friend. if you are ciel then i am completely open to talking about said thing.#otherwise i will continue to drop cryptic little notes on my blog because I AM SILLY. {: )#going to play roblox now and maybe say hello to you fuckers on discord for a bit of fun. goodbye.

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chieana · 3 months ago

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the punk to capitalist pipeline is kinda insane and makes no sense to me

and yet that is what mcr (and many others who aren't famous) have done

#my chemical romance #mcr #the way in which the band has done fuck all to make ticket prices reasonable is insane #other bands have fixed the issue with ticketmaster #they are perfectly capable of it #but no #instead they're celebrating because scalpers have sold them out #which means fuck all if half of the audience is not fans #I cannot stress enough for people to Not Buy A Ticket If It's Overpriced #I understand you desperately want to see them #but they are actively abusing you right now #when the economy is in shambles too #it's downright predatory what's happening #I wish I knew how to check voting records in the usa because I am starting to have some serious doubts about mr Toro and mr Way #tbh both mr Ways are on my enemy list #we all know Frank is simply an idiot at the core #literally blinded by his obsession for mcr #but at least he technically still has the brain to be decent #it probably helps that he hangs out with so many people who are significantly less successful #and that he's in ls dunes which is comparatively tiny #anyway remember what pete wentz said y'all:#Do Your Part to Save the Scene and Stop Going to Shows #mcr will not understand wtf they are doing unless we make it very fucking clear by Not Going To Their Nostalgia Tour #by spitting in their face and yelling “Fuck You!!!”#Gerard Way is all words and no actions #I don't know why people look up to him

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david-box · 1 month ago

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There's a certain something something to Bojack Horseman that makes it not really furry media despite ostensibly having all the elements it needs. I think I need to rewatch that Patricia Taxxon video bc for the life of me I cannot figure out what it is

#is it the art style? the content?#i feel like furry stuff today and furry stuff of the 90s i occasionally see and like disney robin hood is all on a continuum #like theres a timeline there #but bojack horseman is like. outside of that #but how???#it literally cant be #i just dont see it and think furry #i do remember the video mentioning sensory elements of furry content which #in all honesty #bojack horsman does Not do im my memory #like dog characters act like dogs but theyre not fluffy even if they technically are #funny how they confirmed horse characters have horse dicks tho. thats histerical love it 10/10 no notes #the art style is probably part of it a bit tho because every animal is just animal head + fur or feathers or whatever + normal human torso #regardless of anything #with no tail #except one scorpion #so its stylized but its not flexible like most furry stuff is #i dont wanna say it doesnt allude towards the autistic though because i really have no idea #might send her an ask #theres also the fact that the characters arent fursonas unless they reference someone specific and then they rarely are mesnt ro mean shiblt #beyond puns #like mr. pb isnt someone as a dog. hes a dog #but maybe all furry stuff is like that #i think the animal stuff in BH is meant to be entertaining and connect the audience to a certain reality where accidently winning a ski race #to become governor of california is possible in the same universe as serious decades long history of alcoholism #having the MC be a horse opens the door for him to drink comical levels of alcohol and be a former sitcom character in-universe #which is a) funny as fuck and b) makes it easier to stay invested as the show slowly but steadily tells you in season 1 early on that ->#things do matter in this show and the things you find funny are also frequently very real and we will tell tou what the difference is if #you listen. so theres that #hit tag limit gdnt

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marinecorvid · 13 days ago

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blorbos from my brain

#beloved villainxcivilian wip. i need to draw you #post unrelated to previous few. mostly #if anyone's reading this post and curious: vague superhero/villain-containing setting; mc is a woman who gets out of a shit relationship #w a local hero by selling his work laptop to a local villain and using the money to flee the province/whatever with her cat & suitcase.#gets set up w a tiny apartment. barely leaves. severe anxiety that she's gonna be tracked down by either her ex or the villain to tie up lo #loose ends #eventually unwinds enough to leave; takes a 3rd shift at an ancient tiny library with old archives #local supervillain (not that she knows at first) becomes a repeat visitor looking over the old city blueprints and hwhatnot on file #eventually unwinds enough to start a mayyybe situationship #he's not blind she's clearly very distrusting n nervous even if she's got a crazy good customer service face so he's very slow abt it #lets her set the pace of whatever they're doing #which simultaneously reassures her and makes her nervous #because it could be a mask. it could be a trap. she literally has no way to really know #gets worse when the truth about his profession comes out #mental breakdown. lots of yelling. butter knife brandished like a weapon (<- taken very seriously)#once shit settles a lot of time is dedicated to figuring out how they want to continue this. if they want to #given that there is realistically a crazy power dynamic between them. she's an immigrant who had to uproot herself from literally everyone #and everything she knows and has; has no support system in a country she is technically not legally supposed to be in;#he is very influential; having both notable scores of money socked away and a potentially a mole in the local policing force #if he wanted to make her disappear in one way or another it would not be difficult for him #much how her ex was becoming. extremely overbearing so to speak #so Yah trying to navigate that. very serious discussions if they can make that work out or if they should split #bc i want a happy ending i think they make it work! not sure about the specifics but theyre good #i think he doesnt realize how badly shes fucked up until at some point after The Breakdown he puts together that she's the reason the hero #in a few provinces away got completely Fucked by the local villain scene #and putting that together with her severe anxiety and not-great living situation. why she would've possibly done that #anyways. the inspiration for this all was mostly out of distaste for most of the romantasy books i have to see in various fandom tags #male love interest who doesn't really respect boundaries VS. m.l.i. who is extremely respectful of boundaries while managing to remain a vi #villain by the laws of the genre/setting/otherwise plot #(and asking the question of what does villainy mean in this context)

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absolute-rehydration · 1 year ago

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SPAI BBgrill GETS TRAUMATIZED💖💖🤩✨✌️

So a bit a story here :

Spy was alone in his apartment, he recently reconnected with scout's ma in the form of a impromptu date at a local diner, later that night he decided to research on american things and explored around scout's ma's internet profile, till he has reached something in his feed.. There he stared, intrigued by a video sponsored by mannco, with familiar faces of his collegues on the thumbnail, so he played it he felt sick to his stomach as he struggles to put away his ciggarette, worried that he might throw up, mortified from what he is witnessing, buff men

the tf2 ticktock heavy like a brinks truck video gn🤩🤩😭💖 (specifically on sniper)

Other alt shots cuz i can't decide between the blurred backgrounds :

Goofy ass behind the scenes :

bro that face I can't-😭😭🖐️😭

OK SO THIS ANGLE HAD SO MUCH FUNNI POTENTIAL SO HERE🤩🤩🤲🤲✨💀

yeah i don't have a cpu model i'm too lazy to get one

#team fortress 2 #tf2 #tf2 spy #tf2 sniper #i mean he's technically there in buff form that is lmao #tf2 sfm #sfm poster #is this considered a shitpost?#not serious

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frobby · 25 days ago

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If mario mafia peach would be the mafia boss and mario her body guard

#Ive thought this about work multiple times before #People should draw peach in cool leadership roles more #Not that dumb shit like the mario movie #Im sorry i still think it was dumb to act like peach needs to change to be cool #She doesnt need an axe she has mario to kill ppl for her #Also peach's weapon of choice has traditionally been a parasol #We've forgotten our roots real ones know #Anyway in the mario mafia au i think bowser would be a rival mafia boss i mean thats just obvious #Idk what luigi's job should be #I think he would work more on the technical side not cuz he CANT fight he just doesnt like to #Maybe they both got picked up by the mafia and mario protected him uweh #Peach keeps joking they can just marry him off cuz it seems all the families are interested in him lmao #super mario #smb #princess peach #mario mario #Btw ive said this before but ill say it again people making 'serious' mario content are my favorite i love yall #I read some super paper mario fanfics a WHILE ago and they were great

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cosmoboba · 1 year ago

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#heart. heart why #why heart .#there are so many other characters why .#why him .#why did he have to be the one .#why is he your highest character obsession .#I think I need to be CHECKED for every disease he's given me .#blonde SOLDIER boy #blonde SOLDIER boy don't save me .#blonde SOLDIER boy you've ruined my life .#look bitch I just KNOW that mofo canonically taken someway somehow and if not someday he might .#I mean hey listen. hand to god no hate on Clerith nor CloTi those are some great/cute dynamics that I also ship .#but can I just confess my sins on this internet on how I . sometimes. SOMETIMES . get a bit jelly #they're like...phases mk .#they come n go . in n out of me .#BUT LIKE....WHEN I DO GET JEALOUS I LIKE....YANNO...#DJ SPIN THAT IM SERIOUS BY DAY6 SHIT #(good song btw I recommend if you like kpop. it's an angst one-sided song basically Clexis/Clomina theme LMFAO)#and no im not just referring to Cloubri as I'm typing this(well. kinda both since Aubri is technically a self projection too)#but I also do selfshipping too so. keep in mind of that .#YES. YES IM THAT MENTALLY FUCKED UP THIS IS WHAT YOU SIGNED UP FOR WHEN YOU HIT THAT FOLLOW BUTTON #but GOD Cloud Strife why do you hate me to the point you made me love you .#what is this curse you have casted upon my very existence you are a DANGEROUS fuckin man .#Cloud Strife I hate you #Cloud Strife I love you #Cloud Strife go fuck yourself I can't believe you did this to me/affection #Cloud Strife you can also fuck m-/JJJJ.....unle-#I'm not gonna survive through rebirth am I .#MOM GET MY FUNERAL READY I'M PRECISELY GOING TO DESEASE ON FEB 29TH 12 AM O CLOCK SHARP

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xxplastic-cubexx · 4 months ago

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hello!! i just want to tell you that your art is so goddamn scrumptious, you are literally feeding my xmen brainrot and I find myself smiling when i see your art come across my feed. I love how you draw charles, pretty privilege and post (lets be fr he's serving every time)

i hope you always have fantastic brainrot and id kiss your blessed hands for giving us the gift of cherik and charles xavier, you are literally an icon

hope you have a great day ahead of you and more!! you deserve it !!

well i'ma absolutely have a wonderful mornin after readin this AWWWW thank you so so much !!!! i haven't been postin xmen long, so it's been really heartwarmin seein the warm reception to my work in the wonderful tags people have been leavin on my posts- and especially gettin to answer the lovely asks y'all've been sendin in (❁´ ▽ `❁) !! im glad people also like my goofy text posts and esp quotes from my brother he really has no right being so funny at the most random times

i hope to be xmen posting a while: ive got at least 60 years worth of stuff to look through and ongoing, so i dont imagine my interest'll wane anytime soon :]] !!

#fave #snap chats #'xmen posting' is so generous ive been posting the same two freaks day in day out !!!!!!#my blog desc does not lie i am cherik posting near exclusively because these two have captivated my brain in such a diabolical manner #that doesnt mean i dont love the rest of the xmen cast ofc ..... its been fun getting back into this franchise more in depth this year #its funny honestly: i was more of an avengers kid growing up but like. by the SMALLEST technical margin #i Vaguely caught eps of 92 as a kid and i distinctly remember the 'real raven' scene from first class when i was a teen #because of course thats the one (1) scene i saw as a kid while channel surfing jELJEA like Hello mr lehnsherr. Your zesty turtleneck.#and mystique. hello. but it didnt really go any deeper than that ... until recently HIIIII #i missed the train like a mfer tho all Three of my friends had watched the xmen movies growing up but better late than never !!#i got into comics through my bro and he only really took me to see avengers movies and the like but avengers hasnt really. stuck with me #not in the way xmen has recently. maybe its cause im older idk i just find myself attached to it and more interested in it as a whole #BUT ENOUGH OF THAT PRATTLE thank you so much for the kind words !!! they really do mean a lot i'll cherish this ask forever #im very happy people like how i draw charles i love drawing him sm.... pretty privilege and post thats heinous vjlkjvALVJELKJ #BUT VERY TRUE HE'S ALWAYS HANDSOME THO i love me a bald mfer im so serious this is no game #dark phoenix gets my ire for having mcavoy be bald the whole time but then i have to deal with The Rest Of The Movie #he just looks so good .... i mean Granted but he just looks especially good ... do we catch my cold ... ill stop now ...#point is i look forward to drawing charles many more times in the future Bald Or Not with his ex by his side <3 #i dont even wanna post this i just wanna keep readin it. and replyin to it vJEALKAEJKL BUT i must thank you ... so thank you !!!#i hope to continue makin the people happy with my silly postings :]]]

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fideidefenswhore · 1 year ago

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soulmate-ism ❤️

#am i joking? am i serious? who could say...#my qualm is not so much the style of acting or even the actors changed but seemingly the groundwork of this character #being disregarded and set aside #im fully a hater so believing this scene is cute means more coming from me.#i liked both that they depicted her as odd and her oddness chiming with his own oddness #bcus then by s3 she is just...serene and genteel. nothing else #i think it was interesting that she doesn't mention coa in s2 either and couldn't help wondering if this was an intentional choice?#catherine was #for one something that seemed to bond the group she became part of #(which is something they seem to omit it is just...the seymour faction. of seymours. and charles brandon. no one else)#but for another technically would have been an obstacle to her advancement. so if the omission was purposeful that (could) have been #masterful... they of course ruin that by s3 again lol #im assuming what they were going for was jane modeling her queenship upon catherine's in s1 by having her suddenly #express such admiration for her but this presents its own host of ...not plot holes persay but character gaps? i suppose?#(this has been theorized and that she succeeded is doubtful. it's not like henry's response to the may day riots intercession was similar)#namely: how does this square with jane's seeming devotion and idealization of henry in s3? she thinks the world of him and constantly #seems to be let down by him and expect better of him...but were she such a devotee of his first wife. whom he banished. then why?#another thorny issue they refused to grapple with by just eliding s3: she might have thought the world of him because*#of what was done to anne. in the vein of reginald pole #ridding himself of the 'heretical evil'. they sort of try to do this by a transference case; suddenly jane hates cromwell even tho he was #instrumental in her rise...?#they didn't have the confidence to explore that ; however. even though it would've been better continuity #bcus in s2 jane seems happiest in diminishing her rival.#and they didn't really give any of the complexity they did to AB...this sort of brash confidence and steady and public reviling of her riva #followed by these scenes of anxiety and fear ; like with her sister overlooking coronation sketches #instead she just becomes...serenely sad. somehow. surprised that henry has a mistress.#(i mean. cute being a relative term. jane is cute. henry is baring his teeth and doesn't seem to display much in the way of ...warmth?#could have actually been something really interesting done here...idk how accurate. but interesting #'as lancelot worshipped guinevere' is a fantasy...and not one that ends in marriage between the two #just as 'maitresse en titre' (i mean...it was a title for a reason...but) was a fantasy outside marriage

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