#i mean cmoooooonnn

[nefariouslystupid]

[devildomditzy]

mammon x mc songs of the day: locked out of heaven and treasure (bruno mars) it's just right, PAPER RINGS (taylor swift) IT'S HIM!!! and im with you (avril lavigne) it's nightbringer's vibes

Pretty much any Bruno Mars song works for them!

Paper Rings? That shit is beat for beat these two stupid motherfuckers.

"The wine is cold Like the shoulder that I gave you in the street Cat and mouse for a month or two or three Now I wake up in the night and watch you breathe"

Like?? Mammon's constant denial about his feelings for MC, but still essentially living in their room with them?

And then "I like shiny things, but I'd marry you with paper rings"

I mean cmon

cmoooooonnn

I'm with you?

Very emo, but very them <3

[averyroundpumpkin]

Mafia! Ruffnut and Tuffnut headcanons

Warnings: Mention of torture and arson

Tuffnut

Stoner

Smokes week everyday

Got high on crack once

Tbh....make that 4 times

The gang wonders how he's still alive

He and Ruff are in charge of drug dealing

Hiccup tries to find someone new to do the dealing because they mostly end up consuming some of the drugs

Always unsuccessful

He's basically immune to hangovers at this point because of how much alcohol he drinks

Him and Snot are drinking buddies

Still has their stuffed yak . They keep it in the middle of the living room

It terrifies clients and business partners

He finds their suffering amusing

He still has chicken

Barf and Belch have tried to eat her multiple times

Acts dumb but is actually smart as hell

Walks around in just his undies when he's at his mansion

Ring the doorbell first a beg

Speaks to Snotlout's victims while Snotlout tortures them

Snot finds it distracting, but when we slips up it hurts them more so he tolerates it

Forgets to wash his clothes

Breaks into Snotlout's house just to steal his suits

It's happened so much times that Snotlout is unfazed by Tuffnut's antics

Tuffnut also breaks into Snotlout's house just to watch TV....also in his undies

He and Ruffnut always break theirs and can't be bothered to buy a new one

All their maids are terrified of them

His suits that he actually owns are always torn up

Has a memorial for Macey

Gets emotional everytime he sees it

Ruffnut

Ruffnut is a hot mess

Doesn't think about the consequences of things when she does them. She does does them just to do them

Arsonist

Loves it when Hiccup send her out on missions because it means she gets to blow up places

Thats one of the reasons she carried a couple grenades in her purse

Yes ,she carries a purse

Its full if spikes and has yak fur on it . But she loves it

Gets flirted with a lot

And she's confused because she's the embodiment of repulsive and there are literally more women out there

I mean, she wrestles bears and boars for sport for pete sake , why won't they leave her alone

She's more annoyed that the man that she actually wants to get in bed with doesn't seem to notice her

Eret cough eret cough cough

Send him erotic pictures

Gets blocked

Creates new accounts

And thats bad cuz...he's literally the enemy

"Cmoooooonnn mann , its just a quick f*ck. They won't notice."

Stalks him on all socials

He always tells its her because her usernames are horrifying

The only reason Tuffnut is still alive

Saves his sorry butt almost every mission

Gets into brawls a LOT

Especially if they're out with Snotlout

Always rolls her shirts up to her belly button

Rolls her sleeves up to her shoulders

Has semi hairy legs

Barely washes her hair

Swears like a sailor

Had a one night stand with Throk once

Drops by the docks to feed Scauldy sometimes

Sits with her legs open

Extremely rough skin

Hates big messes

Unless she made them

Excellent shopper

Can sniff out fake designer brands