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I simply think this fandom doesn't give Wei Wuxian enough credit for the various ways in which he saved Lan Wangji
#mdzs#mo dao zu shi#wangxian#idk man- i just see a lot of “Lan Wangji has always been protecting Wei Wuxian” posts and its like...#I mean... Lan Wangji has always certainly been trying to protect Wei Wuxian#it took him a long time to figure how to successfully do that though#rereading the books rn and noticing theres a lot of instances that could be read as lwj being frustrated over his inability to protect wwx#like he seemed ready to cry when wwx went missing for a while and then came back with the cursed leg#lwj has always been great at protecting wwx from physical threats (ex: waterborn abyss) but had no idea how to protect him from himself#meanwhile wwx has always been instictually good at saving lwj from both#like I'm 100% lwj would've become like Jiang Cheng if wwx hadn't snapped him out of the blindly following authority thing#and also like... 15 y/o lwj wasnt happy with his life. he was lonely and stressed and literally signing up to be flogged whenever he goofed#wwx is who allowed lwj to grow up by showing him what it was like to actually be a kid (shown in story whenever lwj gets drunk)#he led lwj to having a more flexible mindset. and it both let lwj relax and set lwj up to be a better parent#looking into lwj's dynamic with the juniors- he lets them break a fuck ton of the petty rules and encourages them to question authority#he also teaches them to not be married to any one meathod of problem solving#wwx is also able to save lwj from his own stubbornness#ex: carrying lwj when he broke his leg. getting lwj to cough up bad blood. getting lwj to keep the rabbits#wwx also tends to give lwj the words he has trouble saying himself. helps him communicate#wwx also protects lwj in fights a lot but thats narratively less important#except the various times wwx puts himself in danger to help lwj. those times are what made it so lwj could never move on from wwx#like with the cave incident#or when wwx helped surpress the arm instead of using the chaos to escape cloud recesses#tldr i guess: i think this fandom tends to treat lwj being the best like its natural to him when really wwx accidentaly rewired his brain#I'm looking directly at fanfic writers who act like the Lans would've treated wwx better than the Jiangs#lwj had to do so much work and self reflection post meeting wwx to be the way he is. he is not the sole product of the Lan teachings
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wow this post got depressing really fast. sorry
if you think about it. if you were just some random no-name cultivator who somehow got invited to the phoenix mountain night-hunt, and you heard something about 1. hanguang-jun of the sterling reputation, 2. wei wuxian the demonic cultivator already flouting social norms, and 3. a forced kiss....which would you believe? that lan wangji forcibly kissed wei wuxian? or that wei wuxian forcibly kissed lan wangji?
depressing thoughts.
#mdzs#jiang cheng#wei wuxian#lan wangji#not tagging the ship bc i heard there was discourse about this scene#anyways god this started out as a funnypost but got depressing real quick#sa mention cw#yanyan polls#anyways. “comforts” here probably just means a mix of giving wwx food#and going “do you want me to break his legs” “who's legs” “uhhhh nevermind”#also more seriously. imo jc negotiating a marriage between wang and xian as a result of witnessing this would in fact be morally despicable#bc jc doesn't know if wwx is also interested. so from his own pov he would be selling his shixiong to the guy who forced himself on him...#come on jc don't do that#if he talks to wwx and wwx is into it tho. well that's a different story. then that's just wwx's questionable proclivities
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alright this one's a little different
its a thumbnail comic of a scene from a silly fic i have YET to write (but i have half of it plotted out/partially written). was a fun choreo exercise. additional context at bottom.
had to omit some plot details for simplicity's sake, but the basic premise is as follows:
"sort of crack taken seriously in that a freak weather event occurs in radiator springs. the green and white cars are just random tourists who lightning is helping evacuate. he's borrowed one of mater's towing cables… but alas he is not a tow truck. also i throw rocks at him! {he doesn't break his powertrain [axel] just a link arm + a few other suspension bits. it's to nerf him for later to let another character do a good deed in his place} {also he has the tow cable because he was closest to rescue the tourists but everyone got separated}"
the tourists also were NOT supposed to be out exploring carburetor country, there were weather warnings posted, but they lied and went anyways and lightning had to find and rescue them </3 (and then they get detoured and This happens</3)
#i simply love making little comics with the cars#and i cant resist being mean to lightning he is very punchable#my art#lightning mcqueen#my fic#this is what happens when you try to tow things and you arent built for it. your legs break#he sort of just wobbles forth after this lmao#cant put too much weight there he cant stand fully#the rest of the fic is comprised of me tormenting various other characters#i just gotta think of an ending lol#no one dies its just a fun bit of drama :3#i speedran the comic bc if i went more detailed it woulda taken me days and i. wanted to see what i could do with it#took me longer bc i wound up coloring it haha#its just thumbnails/a storyboard!! yayyy#also lightning went to find them because he is The Fastest yesyes#reached them just in time...#anyways come get your badass lmq juice yeaaaa#fic is subject to change bc i have to like. write the rest of it.
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Am I his father?!
#IM SORRY NEIL I DIDNT MEAN TO BREAK UR LEGS AKSKXKSMSM#it’s okay it means how much I’m using them#I’ve been using them for two years#I love it sm#the more old an item is the more loved so I just love this key chain too much#aftg#all for the game#tfc#the foxhole court#aftg series#aftg fandom#aftg incorrect quotes#neil josten
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i really appreciate the way jean's brain works. he be having very heavy suicidal thoughts or remembering traumatic shit and then he suddenly goes. hold on. big thighs ? sexy women in bikinis ?? a water drop going down a naked back ? pretty boy is now blond ??? why is everyone so short ? pretty boy GAY ????
its so relatable. i feel so seen,
#and i get him#thats exactly how my brain works#everytime i take a break from thinking about kms#im probably thinking about pretty legs#aftg#all for the game#the sunshine court#tsc#tsc spoilers#jean moreau#bisexual disaster#invented bisexuality actually#this is what i mean when i say kpop saved my life#how can i kms when im so distracted looking at pretty boys dancing for me#u think jean would be a kpoper#i think he would stan aespa and taemin
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I am not the best at designing-
HOWEVER- I BRING U-
LOVEBUG NARRATOR! (Hyan) !!!
There were a few ideas that I scraped together from others… but here he is :3 i hope he is up to the Lovebug standards sksksk
#tsp#tspud#the Stanley parable#the Stanley parable ultra delux#tsp narrator#tspud narrator#Lovebug#tsp Lovebug#Lovebug narrator#Lovebug Hyan#🐈💜🎨#he’s just a guy#a guy who would break your legs#I mean what#tsp lovebug au#tsp au
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give me your headcanons for a minecraft server with the fmab kids
#im talking ed al winry paninya mei lan fan ling (+ greed v2 honorary dumbass child on account of being 6 months old and lings bestie)#im literally just bored right now but also if i like them enough im putting them in my modern au fic#bc im like “these guys NEED to play minecraft”#al and mei having a cottagecore base that you think is just a cutesy building#but theyve dug out a million blocks and there is a shit ton of minecraft breaking nonsense down there#lan fan is NOT a pvp master like youd except but she IS a hardcore girlie and she grinds for hours for the best gear#paninya has minor griefing tendencies and shes the reason ppl build elaborate vaults#winry is a redstone genius but she often doesnt use this for good#(god forbid she teaches paninya tnt cannons)#ed does a lot of modding but mostly just to adjust his hitbox and make himself taller than everyone#ling loves parkour (finally he can jump out of windows without breaking his legs!) and you can usually find him on hypixel ect#if not hes off advancement hunting and dragging along whoevers online#greed goes mining for hours. just like a straight tunnel. he steals lan fans shulker boxes so he can go mining for longer#he wants stacks and stacks of e v e r y t h i n g and winry tries to make a self sorting storage room for him but he fills it too fast#all of them are varying degrees of builder as well but al and lan fan are the only ones actually good at it#fuck whoops my hand slipped i didnt mean to make headcanons#STILL TAG YOURS i would love to read them even if they are the exact opposite of mine#fmab#fullmetal alchimist brotherhood#edward elric#winry rockbell#paninya#alphonse elric#lan fan#ling yao#greed the avaricious#greedling#headcanons#moss' madness
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"I love you" / "It'll pass" but it's established Sanuso breaking up during Water 7 because Sanji is asking if Usopp really will leave him (I love you) but Usopp thinks Sanji deserves better (It'll pass) but then everything happens and they don't have time to talk things out so they stay broken up during all that arc--
It's not even begging or asking him to stay because he knows that will make things worse. It's just... Silence. And Sanji going "You know I love you, right?" and Usopp like "It'll pass". And they don't say anything else to each other until they reunite in Enies Lobby.
#i was thinking about sanji saying it'll pass but y'know what he would fucking never#i mean he could bc they're both extremely self-sabotaging idiots but#i think it fits usopp better to break up with sanji this way and being more accepting of their break up#instead sanji would be so dramatic about it so um#idk throwing up because established sanuso breaking up during w7 hurts me in so many ways#i am evil for these thoughts#one piece#black leg sanji#usopp#sanuso
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Divorce Saga Domon - A Haunted Honk Prequel
Hello Internet Stranger looking up G Gundam on Tumblr dot com!
This is an idea for a fic set in an Alternate Universe involving Queer Non-Canon Relationships between the characters of the series.
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If you ARE looking for this content - and you're ok with reading my and other's Headcanons for this Alternate Universe I've haphazardly spun up -
Then go ahead and feel free to:
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Ended up outlining a completely different fic as a Segway for an explanation instead of making progress on the Royal Flush Haunted Honk AU's Clown Motel Fic like I wanted to but uh....
For y'all's review for the AU: A Prequel Outline - Divorce Saga Domon
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Hey real quick - I'm thinking of maybe changing the timeline to 2 years post canon as opposed to 3 years and change post canon.
The reason being: I had a thought that this scene could either be part if the fic or if it's getting to big then it could be a stand alone tie-in prequel fic as part of this AU but - like
Immediately Post Divorce Domon Needs Space and runs off. As one does. And he runs to Earth because he just wants to Get Lost for a while.
He has Argo smuggle him out to avoid detection.
Argo has Andrew help stow Domon in a storage hanger of a Neo Canadian supply ship that's returning to the US - they have trade often enough and share agricultural resources - which leads to Domon ending up in New York when he hits Earthside pavement.
He's privately worked on his English the last couple of months and after being dropped in New York with a different hairstyle, outfit, and accent he's unrecognizable.
He considers making his way west to get some solitude in the wilderness, but something about that initial plan feels off now that he's on the ground.
Chibodee is also Earthside for a special series of prize fights aimed at raising charitable appeal for the US in the eyes of Neo Americans.
Domon decides to hit up Chibodee for a fight on a day between matches hoping it'll clear his head and give him the clarity to decide on a course of action. What ends up happening is an unexpected heart to heart via blows and a breakdown.
Domon is happy for Rain and Kyoji, and he knows it's not true; but he feels like he lost a piece of himself when his relationship with Rain fell apart.
Domon's instinct is to run after that but Chibodee knows this city and Domon doesn't hide out for long before Chibodee drags him back to his place to stay and just "Chill out and breathe. You don't have to be anyone but yourself here. You can take as long as you need to find out what everything changing means for you." Friends and teammates stick together.
So Domon spends a few weeks with Chibodee sparring and hanging out in New York. Chibodee does a frankly awesome job at containing his feelings because he's focusing on Domons feelings and being a good friend first and foremost. Whatever he's feeling can wait until after Domon is done going though it.
There's a bit of a twinge in Domon's heart as he leaves that he can't really place.
After he returns to Neo Japan and gets settled back into life with his family, The Dreams start.
They're mainly set in New York. Small things first like noticing Chibodee's smile and his eyes. Then sparring sessions that begin to turn lurid.
He thought these kinds of dreams would stop after he was married.... he doesn't know what to do about this.
I just figure it gives more clarity and sense of time for the journey from Comphet Marriage Dissolution to Feelings to Confession. Idk.
But I got stuck on a bit and then had this thought and needed to get it down before I lost it and it was so long it made sense to make it its own post as opposed to several replies.
The Maize and Clown Motel will probably still be 3 years and change post canon for clarification.
@thedragonchilde @amplexadversary @youreaclownnow
#Domon Kasshu/Chibodee Crocket#Royal Flush#Chibodee Crocket/Domon Kasshu#Royal Flush Haunted Honk AU#mobile fighter g gundam#I imagine he hasn't had time for a Big Gay Crisis yet but the time is absolutely now#Kyoji absolutely helps him through this crisis because he had a normal environment and university to figure his own shit out.#Kyoji has to figure out WHY Domon is imploding and explosive and avoiding everyone a second time though.#This doesn't seem related to the Divorce but it doesn't seem immediately obvious either. 🤔#Cue Schwarz FINALLY getting a fucking break and immediately coming to stay with Rain and Kyoji at their place.#Domon was aware that they had been living together in Neo Japan briefly before Schwarz was called back to Neo Germany for questioning#Once his rank was stripped of him he was back with Kyoji for a short period before the Divorce as part of Kyoji and Dr. Kasshu's study of#DG Cells. Once they had a breakthrough - Schwarz was sent abroad with a small military group and Doctors Without Borders group to assist#With immediate infection cases on behalf of Neo Japan as part of reparations. So Domon hadn't seen him in quite some time.#Domon certainly wasn't expecting to see him in the garden when he rounded the corner of the Mikamura residence#Leaned over Kyoji who appears to have been working outside on his laptop. Fingers intertwined a hand on Kyojis jaw and locked in a kiss.#Which ends pretty much instantly as they sense Domon and break apart. It occurs to Kyoji and Schwarz that Kyoji never#Got the chance to actually tell Domon much about himself and the man he'd grown into while Domon was training in Hong Kong with Master Asia#This might be a pretty significant shock to him.#I can't decide between Domon running from his Gay Revelation or IMMEDIATELY Losing His Shit at the thought of Rain's SECOND marriage ending#And knowing for sure now the reason why his and Rain's marriage didn't work out. He really does prefer men.#Bu HOW DARE Kyoji do this to her!!! She's been through enough!!!! This will HURT her SO BADLY!!! (Projection of guiiillllttt)#Back to square 1 fir a moment like damn#And once he starts fighting Kyoji about it (Thank God the ressurection gave them the option to make Kyojis new build similar to Schwarz's)#It comes out that Rain cant go through this AGAIN and he won't let him do this to her! Her honor means something to Domon#And it should mean something to Kyoji too as HER HUSBAND#Kyoji and Schwarz catch on the Again bit and Kyoji makes it clear that Rain has known about his situation with Schwarz since they returned#That they're quite literally inseparable and that Rain married him knowing this. She's fully aware and an active participant.#Domon takes a leg sweep and doesn't quite make his recovery as Schwarz steps in#Pinning his arms and one leg in place so he can't run from Kyojis question. Kyoji grabs Domon's hair to turn his head and asks
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I think that aspec people should get a power up like a video game character every time someone says that their orientation isn't real, so they can just absolutely wreck them
"Oh, you don't think my orientation is real? I guess this superhuman punch I'm about to throw at you isn't real either, or the kick that's going to follow it"
#aspec#aspec problems#aromantic#asexual#agender#aro#ace#you know how in atla zuko is breaking shit all the time?#just casually kicking boulders and metal chains? i mean like that#in the words of my sister 'zuko never skips leg day'
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im going insane
#homestar runner#eyestrain#i think#coach z#i hate him so much i hate him i hate hi mi h ate him i hate him i hate him#sorry#hes breaking my little heart and thats so mean#I HATE HIM I NEED HIM TO DIE#its okay#UUGHHHHHH#What is his problem (more than 2 and more than a little)#i get so mad when i see him and i start grinning and kicking my legs back and forth#hes so awful hes sooo awful#this is not a dedicated hatepost btw. I dont hate him YES I DO#i cant draw him i get SO FUCKIN G MAD#i love him#>:-(((((((#its okay.#ok im done. Have fun with the image
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i need to cry for like 2 hours and go to sleep, i think that would fix me
#god guys this poor old dog of mine.#we were already helping him stand up on the linoleum because he couldn't get traction#now we're having to help him lay down because his little old legs are hurting#and he's walking so strangely and i know he must be in pain#i don't know what to do#i know what we Should do though it breaks my heart and soul#but i'm not in charge of that and i don't know if i could ever convince my parents that it's the right thing to do for him#i love him so much and i can't stop crying every time i look at him#what do you mean this is the same dog who was a tiny puppy with huge paws when i was 10?#what do you mean this is the same dog who would used to run around and jump on the couch and act wild?#what do you mean this is the same dog that i took to the vet last week who was walking fine?#it doesn't seem possible but it is#why is time so mean to animals#diaerie#dep#dl
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re: prev post. I love the weight room at the gym but I must say I've only had positive experiences at gyms, and that's why I'm so enthusiastic about it. I know there are plenty of places out there that just plain suck in about a dozen different ways but EYE have been lucky enough to only experience Self-Involved Gym Bros who are literally only there to get a pump and will never look at my ass in the mirror because it's not as interesting as their bicep.
Like. For real. It's amazing. Serious talk: as someone who's experienced an unsettling amount of catcalling / creepy weirdos / groping on public transit / general patriarchy-induced uneasiness that you get sometimes just by existing in public as a woman with a body etc.... that stuff lingers. I've had years of my life where I was just very dissociated from my physical body and hated the idea of just being perceived because of how often I was loudly reminded that I was perceived mostly as a piece of meat. It's a distressingly common experience to various degrees. I like to think I'm pretty well adjusted these days but, like, it's a thing that happens.
And because of ALL OF THAT, I can't stress how refreshing it is to interact on a weekly basis with a bunch of aggressively cishet dudes who just. Don't give a fuck. I could be doing deadlifts in shorts shorts and a sports bra and they'd be like, oh I see you've been working on your hamstrings (this happened to me) It's a next level experience. I love bodybuilders who don't give a fuck about anything that's not their tree-trunk legs. Genuinely. Heaven
#that's also why if i saw a creep in a gym i'd shoot on sight#anyway i'm making this non rebloggable bc this is highkey not an universal experience#but i think that when an environment in a gym is good it just means SO MUCH#i still remember that time when at the gym i went to before my current one#there was this transwoman who was spotting me for squat & said something like that was her thighs workout goals.#and a trainer who was just there taking a break. heard this conversation. looked at my legs. looked at her legs.#and said in a very normal completely non-sexual way. okay camilla let's adjust your schedule#the bar is soo low but i'm so happy when they clear it. godbless. thank u bodybuilders#elle.txt#jockposting
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which egg would accidently fall over and break their leg during a school play?
#qsmp#qsmp eggs#qsmp chayanne#qsmp tallulah#qsmp dapper#qsmp pomme#qsmp ramón#qsmp leonarda#qsmp richarlyson#qsmp pepito#qsmp empanada#qsmp sunny#qsmp sunnysideup#qsmp chunsik#posted: march#Wait is 'break a leg' an expression outside of english?#For any non-native english speakers. 'Break a leg' means 'good luck' in theater! I think saying good luck is actually bad luck in theater.
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MY LOORD, I NEED HELP!!!
i need references for angry archer for my future art projects! He's so stupid i love him so much, i couldn't stop thinking abt him!!
PLS give me any screenshot that u have for refrence i am going insane!!
GOUUUWWWHHH THE ARCHHHHHHH lucky for yewwwwww I am also incredibly freaked up about this guy specifically, and I have quite a few images of him I cannot lie😼😼‼️🔥🔥🔥let me rally all these freeks upppppppppppppp
#give me a moment this is gonna be like the master post……… I must show off all my arches now#love men who r canonically wearing tights……🤤🤤🤤😋🫶🫶#ALSO on the topic of drawing him! Little tip from me-#take several pictures of him and just start tracing over them. break down the shape of his body into a sketch#how it curves the shapes he can be broken down into like specifically his torso and his head#tracing very rather helpful in my experience!!! it will definitely be your friend here#cause holy hell mister Aaron Archer is so difficult to draw what the flip#another tip I have on the topic of tracing! I also like to practice the art of going sliiiiightly off model#when I say that I mainly mean like try adapting the sketch to your personal art style a wee little bit#what I like to do is tweak things like the eyes the arms and legs and stuff cause I personally have a specific way I like to draw those#that’s my two cents anyways! I hope maybe these tag ramblings make sense and can possibly help a teeny little bit! :DDD#that’s just my methoddddd you go wild with these thangs do whatever the freak you want tewwww the world is your oyster#ask#answer#transformers#transformers animated#tfa#angry archer#tfa angry archer#aaron a archer#aaron archer#maccadam
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No mask? No problem! Just steal ur dads dumbass ‘disguise’ sunglasses!
#randycosplays#jason todd#headin out soon 👏 had to break out the easiest cosplay that I got waiting in the wings lol#my one thigh strap no longer fits for my knife tho 😭 which on one hand AWESOME#on the other it means one of my legs isn’t strapped 😔#ah well
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