#i mean ah. ag!
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still thinking about it. she threw riko a peace sign 🥹
#renee you are my PRINCESS#i feel like this is so in line w my hcs for her it made me seriously nauseous like#renee’s joie de vivre…. unmatched as always#the calm she handled it all with…. the note that she’d deal w her attitude at a later date….#you give me one raven or i take them all#shes so. you understand.#the casualty of her walking up there and thinking there’s no way they can stop her#andyes maybe its delusional. so what! she took him in the end didnt she#AND THEN SHE THREW RIKO A PEACEEESIGNNNNN#✌️😗#i mean ah. ag!#fun-loving girl renee walker association…. cutie renee walker country club…..#she’s so funny and sweet and also batshit insane#txt#renee
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still absolutely losing my mind over Lilia
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#sebek: wow we're so lucky to see lilia-sama at his fighting prime. so commanding! so powerful!#lilia: (straight up stuffs a frog in his mouth without breaking eye contact)#seriously though i did not think it was possible for me to enjoy lilia even more. and yet.#'dragon eggs need love in order to hatch'#ten year old me: gasp. i knew it.#the IMPLICATIONS though!#forget true love's kiss we have true love's baby dragon over here#also twst. twst please. i do feel i need to call you out a little bit on malleus' age#i don't really have a problem with it i was just. surprised.#i mean i GUESS the description of dragon ages was vague enough that malleus being under 200 doesn't inherently contradict it#it could've been clearer okay :(#that said it is true that the younger malleus is the more hilarious his whole world-weary immortal schtick is#'ah...you are all as infants in comparison to me. ' - malleus (age 19)#also lilia being a foundling does explain him not knowing his real birthday. so i will forgive (1) birth-related shenanigan.#auuuugh the parallels between lilia and silver#brb i need to go roll around on the ground and mutter to myself for a while
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woe/rejoice. agori (and by extension glatorian) hcs be upon you
Agori exhibit subtle sexual dimorphism differently depending on which tribe they belong to (i.e. lebori males have brighter plumage, fezeri females are larger), while their bone structures are essentially identical. Gaquri are the only tribe able to naturally alter their bodies' production of their estrogen and testosterone equivalents. Actively transitioning and/or intersex individuals of any tribe can present dimorphic traits of one sex, traits of both sexes, muddled traits, or none at all
Their breasts are placed in the pelvic area, like horses, and the nips are the only visible part. To prevent chafing, lower garments have soft reinforcements at hip-height
They have short, nubby tails which have survived across their evolution despite having lost their original size and purpose. their movement is very limited and usually unconscious; since they remain the same length during all stages of life, they appear to "shrink" the more a person grows. children use them to better balance themselves when learning to walk
With the exception of Basari's and Fezeri's, Agori ears are very flexible despite their small size and can lean in almost all directions. Their shape varies across tribes
Their senses aside from touch are generally keener than humans'
Agori clothing tends to prefer function to form and does not have significant differences between masculine and feminine styles, although it wasn't always the case before the Shattering
Together with hugs, kisses and handshakes, each tribe has a unique display of affection or greeting pertaining to the head and/or face: Lebori preen each other, Gaquri rub cheeks together, Koniri gently nip ears, Fezeri butt the top of their heads, Basari scratch each other's nape, Potori shove temples against one another and Tapyri press the other's hand to their forehead. The gesture's intensity is usually toned down when done to someone of a different tribe to avoid discomfort or pain
If an object is in an enclosed space like a house, a vehicle or a box, Agori will point to it with their chins instead of their fingers
Vorox and Zesk still communicate in an extremely simplified version of a strict Basari dialect, although the phonetics had to be heavily changed to adapt to the shape of their mutated mouths. Malum has learned it and is currently the only fully sapient being somewhat fluent in Bara Magna Basari
Other tribes tend not to know Tapyri have hair
Koniri fur keeps warm, but becomes stiff in great quantities; Lebori down feathers are very soft, but struggle to retain heat on their own; Potori wool offers great insulation in most climates, but risks growing mold easily when humidity increases
After they (almost) went extinct, the sturdy carapaces of dead Bara Magna Fezeri were pillaged to make very durable high quality armor. because of this there are no intact pieces or Fezeri remains left, and the few plates that have survived since, no matter how worn or outright broken, are either made into family heirlooms or sold at exhorbitant prices. Sahmad has a large number of them (almost all buried) as he made a habit of targetting and capturing anybody who wore them specifically
Tapyri are unique when it comes to cleaning since their protective mucus naturally catches dirt and other particles for easy removal, meaning they only need to scrub or peel it off. Gaquri, Koniri and Potori take water baths while Basari, Fezeri and Lebori take dust or sand baths
Agori children are addressed with the pronouns ti/tir until they choose their own. its highly unusual for someone to use ti/tir for tir whole life, and the set is often used as a playful jab when a person exhibits childish behavior
Pregnancy is a very taxing endeavour: the process takes around a year and a half, but the parent's body will additionally need two or three years to recover from the strain of the experience as a whole, during which it will be physically unable to produce the necessary material to make another child. sudden spikes in stress or a constant stream of it during pregnancy is almost sure to produce a stillborn, and its very easy for older individuals to simply not have the energy to make it through childbirth once the time comes. this used to not be a problem, since Agori are very long lived and the whole planet was full of them, but the Core War drastically reduced their numbers and the hazardous conditions produced by the Shattering all over the planet made for a very dangerous environment to attempt having a child in, so births became extremely rare in the 100 thousand years before Mata Nui's return. the so called "children of Bara Magna" (which include Gresh and Berix) are few and far between, commonly having significant age gaps from one to the other
A wide number of male MU beings is perceived as feminine or adjacent by Agori, partly due to sexual dimorphism not being A Thing for most species, partly due to voice and countenance: Tahu, for example, is considered to be very lady-like. in his specific case this perception might however be also affected by the fact that he was modeled after Ackar, who used to be much more overtly femme in his youth* (check tags)
this is what ive got so far. peace and love on spherus magna.
#bionicle#spherus magna#bara magna#agori#glatorian#random talks#(banging fists on the desk) its MY worldbuilding hc and i get to make EVERYONE FLAT CHESTED#a whole planet of sapient organic mammalian beings and the vortixx are STILL the only species with boobs. as it should be#a few of these traits are based on animals i.e. gaquri changing hormones is based on some fish being able to change sexes#ah yes. the Femme Bionicles. the angry fire poster boy and some old ass rugged desert warrior who just wants to retire#*by ackar being femme i dont mean 'he used to dress femininely' or 'he used to present femininely in ways humans might do'#i mean 'he exhibits very toned down male dimorphic traits for attracting mates bc hes ace and sure as plude not gonna want to attract Shit'#which resulted in his appearance being noticeably closer to that of female tapyri than that of other male tapyri#those traits end up becoming fainter with age anyways so now that hes older the difference is not as obvious#also bc its funny tarix still produces estrogen despite being a trans man just so he can give it to his trans wife vastus. homegrown hrt#vastus voice there are many benefits to being married to a fish#i probably forgot things. pester me about stuff you want to know or want elaborations on ig
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I’ve been playing…pizza tower…
(adding a tag I saw that made me burst laughing) “MAMA MIA LIMBO WE’RE REALLY IN IT NOW”
#just because he’s Italian colored doesn’t mean you have to listen to him man…#mine#while drawing this I was like I can just do anything I want ever#save your local dying business with this one easy trick#ah dammit I just noticed I got the hands wrong again (pepinos hands have the thumb on the wrong side rip)#ever since playing I just wanted these two together lol I think they would be friends :)#anxiety ridden middle aged Italian man and …#should I spoil limbo?? ok I will#anxiety ridden middle aged Italian man and anxiety ridden sorcerer (initially)#friends!!! the potential is there#coming back into my own tags to add I think pepino would legitimately summon limbo instead of a berserker#they’re both violent creatures fueled by anxiety
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Listen, Carver should be allowed to lockpick.
You think he didn't teach himself how to pick locks at some point as a kid or teen just in case Bethany and/or Hawke got caught by templars and he needed to plan a prison break? C'mon now.
I don't care if he's a warrior and that's not allowed, give him a lockpick and let him open chests for me damn it.
Or y'know... he could just bust the chests open with his sword.
That would work, too.
#da2#dragon age 2#carver hawke#listen i'm stubborn okay my favorite party combo is carver anders and merrill#between three mages and one big warrior you'd think one of them would be holding the brain cell to figure out chests but APPARENTLY NOT#hence why i think carver should be allowed to pick locks even if just to amuse and convenience me specifically#they just stand around the chest like 'ah. wood. our one weakness. if only we had some way to open it. damn. no loot for us.' Y'ALL C'MON#'i can't do that' WHATTYA MEAN YOU CAN'T DO THAT HAWKE#'stop joking i'm not doing that' JUST STOMP ON IT OR SOMETHING CARVER PLEASE#'uh no?? absolutely not???' USE BLOOD MAGIC ON IT MERRILL I'M BEGGING YOU#'what you think i'm made of magic?' ANDERS YOU ARE AN ESCAPE ARTIST YOU KNOW HOW TO BREAK A LOCK DON'T LIE#i love them but they're so dumb yeesh
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Deleted Russell scenes of s2 you will always be famous
#the gilded age#bertha russell#george russell#larry russell#bertha x george#I was thinking today that the blue ray has been out for a while but we haven't had any news of any deleted scenes#I mean I knew the possibility was slim anyways#but they are not seeing the light of the day if they aren't on the blue ray#ah well#at least we have these pictures
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I saw the post about assen 2016 and Marc cutting the chicane and was wondering if Marc did that a lot to his competitors like the imitation of mind games. Cause I’ve always thought of Vale as the one who used the mind games more. Did Marc use mind games a lot and was just more subtle?
(assen '16)
if you're interested in reading more about marc marquez mind games, then boy do I have a post for you
anyway, I can't really think of anything that's all that similar to assen 2016 because that's such a specific situation... not every day that you have something as memorable and as easy to visibly imitate and as controversial as cutting the final chicane. of course, if we're talking about imitation, it's pretty hard to avoid mentioning how marc did infamously copy two out of valentino's three most well known career overtakes within half a year of joining the premier class, and was also pretty shameless about the whole thing. but at least there you can say it's all about the race situation marc happened to find himself in - and there will only have been so much premeditation possible with both incidents
more broadly speaking, then, targeted behaviour where he's trying to send a message to one of his competitors during non-race sessions... well, that's fairly common. he loves using non-race sessions to study and stalk and at times deliberately harass his competitors. I'll give a little more details on one specific incident here to demonstrate what I'm talking about. it's related to towing, as it so often is with marc, and I ended up only briefly mentioning it in the post linked above. for context, marc spent a fair bit of time in 2019 trying to mess with the rookie revelation fabio quartararo, sometimes during the races themselves and sometimes outside of them. nothing wrong with hazing your young challengers, right? so one of the more widely discussed incidents took place in sepang 2019 qualifying (tw crash):
big fan of how the article very strongly implies that when marc says the words "honestly speaking", he was not, in fact, honestly speaking. did a single person on this planet believe marc when he said he just happened to end up right behind fabio? who knows, maybe there's someone out there, who knows...
obviously, marc and his team weren't really trying to hide what they were doing, which makes it even funnier that marc just goes for this completely shameless 'oh it was all just a coincidence' routine. and of course, this entire episode ended on a pretty sour note for marc. even though he tried to shrug it off in the moment, this incident did come with consequences for him:
which, yeah. lot's to be said here, lots to be said. but let's return to the actual point of the post, the mind games
in the end marc did do a rather nice salvage job in the race, p11 to p2 - and fabio didn't win the race, which I'm sure was appreciated. here's a nicely in-depth description of the incident that I'm going to liberally steal excerpts from. it's a good bit of extra insight on both the episode itself and what it represented in the broader context of the dynamic between the pair of them
it's part of the established playbook when it comes to dealing with promising young talent: you try to rough them up in the races and you try to rough them up outside of them. you try to make them nervous, maybe you even try to scare them. and so the cycle continues
this is the thing, right, marc really does view all on-track sessions as time to 'work' on his rivals. he's never been focused solely on himself during these sessions - and the towing thing has never just been a matter of practicality for him. 'the race doesn't just happen on sunday' 'great riders, champions, are bullies' 'they don't just want to win, they want to rub the rest of the world's noses in it'... marc has always adopted that philosophy in his racing (and he learnt from the best). he's never been shy in his tactics of intimidation - in his efforts to undermine his rivals' confidence and make them suffer. it's all part of the game
and then, of course, there's the bit of insight we get about how marc was reportedly worried about fabio because of his talent and fearlessness... a rookie who hadn't even won a race yet. and yet marc's "been doing his best to instil fear" into fabio. unfortunately it's not always easy to spook young talent, especially when they're so very brave... it's a tricky line to toe - by marking out your rivals like that, you are also letting them implicitly know you see them as a threat. which if anything can help motivate them and make them more confident. inconvenient
anyway, l'll include some more of the description of the incident, which helps illustrate just how little effort marc was going to in attempting to hide his underhanded behaviour (and how that may have been the whole point):
inherently, right, this 'battle of nerves' is a really important element of the whole towing strategy. it's about your read of the other rider, your analysis of their character, how you think they will play the situation... how much you think they're willing to risk, how much you think they'd be motivated to just fuck you over regardless, how prepared they will be to call your bluff. and in the context of sepang 2019, with that year's title very much sealed up, marc decided that he was prepared to play this game for as long as he had to. marc had won the last five races, fabio was still searching for his first ever win... marc knew young and hungry fabio would blink before he did
which, yeah. less than ideal to engage in mind games in a way that ends up getting you injured. this whole incident does serve as a good illustration of marc's overall approach, but obviously this specific episode wasn't particularly successful or indeed wise from marc's side. all in all, it probably wasn't all that intimidating for fabio when marc crashed behind him
anyway, here's some more bits talking about how marc was perhaps not being 100% honest in his post-qualifying interview:
even though in this specific example marc did admittedly fuck it, a lot of this kind of behaviour isn't bad long-term investment because it's meant to be cumulative, where you're just consistently putting pressure on someone... as it says above, "every ounce of energy spent worrying about you is one which can't be spent on trying to go faster". so you're hoping to distract your opponents, you're hoping that this constant tension will eventually unsettle them - or that you've spent so much time studying and analysing them that you can figure out how to bother them more effectively (*coughs* 2008 *coughs again*). or maybe you just can't help yourself in messing with your opponents and sometimes it is counterproductive because you've shown them how seriously you take them as a rival. maybe sometimes it's a bit of all of those things!
on fabio's reaction:
which is a pretty friendly response, it has to be said! but anyway, of course 'if he wants to follow us we are doing a good job' is probably the most healthy and useful takeaway from the whole thing. that's the thing with bullies, isn't it, you do have to figure out a way to stand up to them. fabio might have been annoyed while marc was picking on him, but he's not picking a fight with marc after the fact. he's just making it clear that he's not been intimidated - and has bagged himself pole in the process while marc started from eleventh place. as fabio says, "it's a little bit part of the game". but it is a game, and it's one that marc has always been more than happy to play
#is marc really THAT much more subtle? I think it's a bit tougher to pin him down given proportionately it's more on-track#but the question is more *how* marc does it - not *that* he does it... I mean this kind of thing I wouldn't really describe as 'subtle'#I used to be more plugged into motogp forums so idk if marc's reputation has gotten an unexpected makeover in general#or if it's just website-specific. the mind games were for sure something people always associated pretty closely with marc#like he does have a pretty rossi-like reputation lol. people think he's less prone to feuding... but less prone to *mind games*? eh#not a criticism anon I just think this reputational stuff is interesting in its own right!!#brr brr#fabio quartararo#//#fq20#batsplat responds#somehow the child bullying post is the most lighthearted thing i'm scheduling today... ah well#this was all another thing that got cut out of the mind games post... I mean ig if I keep getting marc marquez mind games asks lol#*sigh* everyone was so pumped for this rivalry... such an interesting case study to see if the relationship WOULD have deteriorated#*whispers very very softly* you know which other rivalry with a six-ish year age gap -#- reportedly included dodgy behaviour in non-race sessions in the younger bloke's rookie season...#mind u if marc did this to rookie casey there is a non-zero chance casey would have quite literally punched him on the bike
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damn so many of you are like 18 and 19... like yeah good luck with that okay that's a horrible age to be you literally know nothing,, but alas fret not fret not my beloved younglings the second you hit twenty it's like your brain finally grows and then you'll be okay
#AHSGHAHGHGSADHAHS#PLSS#u are all very cute#and i mean this in the best way possible#i thought i knew Things when i was your age too..#ah#that was so long ago..#sjgdahgdhashdghsahg#i love youuuuuuuu:3333333#please just be youngg#there is time#for everything#i promise#mayor of loserville
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All the advertising I saw for Elemental:
Check out this wacky adventure between a fire person and a water person! A Tree Child Flirts with her! LOL! HEY LOOK CLOUD PEOPLE! *cartoon spring and honking noises*
Me: I don’t… want to watch that. Oh well, that’s fine.
Me actually watching it:
Oh wait, it’s a story of an immigrant family who come with nothing and build a community for themselves and their people and the weight of debt you feel to your parents who sacrificed for you to succeed but the way that that success sometimes isn’t what you want and how parental love can feel conditional when there’s a lack of clear communication and—
Me getting to the end: SHE BOWED AND HE BOWED BACK 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💦💧💦💧💦💧💦💧💦🌊🌊🌊🌊🚿🚿🚿
#elemental#elemental spoilers#listen fucking Disney being brought in to advertise and then take over Pixar was a FUCKING MISTAKE#but also the surprise was ok#It was layered#you had the racism#you have the prejudice#you have the rich kid but who’s family is in touch with their emotions#so he connects to people at an emotional level#you have the very ah Asian coded family who came with nothing but their blue fire and strong spirit#who build a place for themselves AND their community#you get the aging parents who want you to continue with their legacy#that heavy debt on their kid’s shoulders#but also get her missing the meaning of their love and effects on#just#I’m getting emotional thinking about it again#anyway#I made it through the movie and then cried at the bow#so Pixar wins another point for once again making me cry#it’s been a while but they get that one#oh also look at who directed it#this person does?? everything? voice acts animates and now directs?#what can’t they do?#also obviously no shame to anyone who does like whacky adventures with cartoon honking like those are totally fun and cool#I just wasn’t in the mood for that kind of thing at the moment
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one thing that especially irks me about cullen's so-called redemption is the attempts to redeem him through cole's words.
templars' abuses affected cole so badly it damaged his connection to the fade and his own nature. he was a spirit of compassion and witnessing what was happening in white spire turned him into a killer. he murdered lord seeker lambert in cold blood for what he did and most of the time he doesn't regret it — and then he just. drops the "he's not like the other girls" lines about cullen.
and this is such a lazy and annoying move. another thing that is established about cole is that you particularly can't lie to him — about your real feelings and intentions at least. whatever he states about other characters must be true and it is often used as a tool to deepen the characterizations of the main cast and in cullen's case it is just. blatant apologism. there's literally a banter where cole talks about atrocities commited by the templars and then he adds "oh no but cassandra and cullen aren't like that" and never elaborates. the game itself doesn't elaborate either.
like please don't tell me that the spirit who was shaken by knowledge that an innocent boy can die from starving because his jailors simply forgot about him would look in the eyes of a person who used to be meredith fucking stannard's right hand and still thinks that her methods were just a little too harsh but necessary and justified and say yeah. this guy is such a friend of mages. if only there were more templars like him
#this is such an overt bullshit like i don't even know where to start#and my main problem is that. i don't care about cullen. his redemption arc sucks because it's non-existent. but i do care about cole#and i love his cryptic comments so much because they really give you a look into character's head in a weird but interesting manner#and then. this happens. and you can say that “oh but it means that cullen's REAL attitude is compassionate towards mages!”#but the thing about cole's comments is. he does expose characters' thoughts#but you've already had an opportunity to catch whatever cole makes clear in these banters#like. vivienne is afraid and it is shown in the game. dorian struggles with attachment and it is shown in the game#cullen struggles with whatever he's done to mages and ?????? ah yes#and i'm just. so mad. because i love what cole adds to the storytelling. and there's so much potential but he's used for apologism#because whoever wrote cullen was too lazy and/or preoccupied with making a knight in shining armor out of him#you can also point out that cole is used for solas apologism as well. but in solas' case you can catch that he feels conflicted#about his actions and goals. so yeah. it works. at least partially. so my point stays.#cullen's case is like. by the book example of horrendous breaking of 'show don't tell' rule#practically cole breaks this rule constantly. but as i said it doesn't feel off with other characters because of what has been shown alread#cullen critical#dragon age
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Highly recommend bringing Anders as the sole mage with you when recruiting Fenris at least once, because MAN the dialogue he has in that situation lives in my mind rent free
edit: here it is
#dragon age#dragon age 2#anders#im biting and screaming about it#the DELIVERY of the 'ah. here it comes' line#the disappointed but not surprised air of it all#this being literally the first time these two speak and Anders has done nothing but help up to this point#yes i know you could probably do the quests in a different order but just#it generally bothers me when people go on about Anders being the one that's always first to poke at fenris#when it's just? not true for many playthroughs just based on recruiting order#plus banter is randomized and you have the same chances of Anders antagonizing him first as you have getting the one of fen calling him-#an abomination first#but back to this interaction -#I mean come on if you were in his situation here and this random guy you just helped turned around and called you a snake unprompted#would you want to interact with them again?? much less in a friendly manner?#[ending disclaimer this isnt fen hate its just pro anders fbjsd]#i could write more of my fen thoughts but that's for another post. or an ask maybe idk
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Man i always forget just how much Liam's entire way of thinking and making decisions is centered around Bethany in Act 1
#i mean i Do Know but also every time i replay it really stands out again#guy's conditioned to put the safety of his family and especially his mage sister first#and add this to him being protective by nature and it getting Even Worse after carver dies *and* them being in a city that is#infamous for its strong templar presence and harsh treatment of mages#the main concern is Always ''will this put bethany at risk''#wary about helping anders cus it might antagonise the templars. defensive w fenris cus he makes a comments about magic#etc etc#laya plays dragon age#oc: liam hawke#my ocs#all the quests are also fun tho cus its such a funny back and forth between an optimistic 'yeah sure lets take this job'#and 'ah shit of course this got way risky again'
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What if baby VUX (Patreon)
#Doodles#SCII#Honestly mostly speculating around VUX baby clothes#And casual clothes generally but especially comfy clothes!#I could've sworn I saw a set at one point of baby ZEX but I haven't been able to find it again ah#Reverse-engineering design from the military uniforms - I mean it's only assumed that they have tunics as only their upper bodies are shown#But definitely nothing that would impede their arm mobility! I imagine a lot of loose and flowy clothing generally ♪#Babies all tend to be in something soft and loose to allow them to move without catching ♫ Little infant gowns ah <3#Would a VUX baby enjoy being swaddled? I think so - like the full-body pressure of water!#I do wonder about VUX culture insofar as gendered clothing as well - jewelry is across the board so that seems more like a class thing#Lots of little ones here with tiny tendril or tail accessories hehe <3#On their stubby little tendrils! I already draw tails on even adults as being rather short but look at the tiny head tendrils ahhh <3 <3#I do enjoy the little headcanon of tendril length being an age signifier - or of having them ripped off frequently pft#But for babies and children they're have short tendrils they wave around all jerkily and inelegant#Like how human babies practice gross and fine motor skills hehe <3 Cute!!#Until eventually you get smooth tendril expressions - longer tendrils requiring the extra care in movement to express properly ah#The mark of adulthood and all that hehe ♪ It's cute! I like it very much!!#I do wonder if VUX would have baby fat :0 Or just generally be rounder and smaller and less realized in movement haha#Gave me some ideas for how arms might look depending on if the VUX were reaching or recoiling as well hmm#Interesting anatomy fun ♪#Cute little ones <3 Still some ideas to do with little ZEX as well! Since these were more general haha
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a little Welcome Home theory that's probably me looking entirely too much into a single line <3
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so i was clicking through the site for the thousandth time and this line caught my eye. maybe its 4 am and i haven't slept, maybe i'm onto something. who knows!
but this little thing... "and lively sets unlike anything seen before!". yeah, it could just be them propping up the show. OR maybe the puppets have been alive the whole time, fully autonomous but entirely unaware that they are puppets on a show. maybe to them, the neighborhood is real, and they simply cannot comprehend the presence of humans so their puppet minds don't register them. this could make for a "cosmic horror but for puppets" spin, which would be sick as fuck
their daytime is when the studio lights are on and people are around. idk how the people would teach them the scripts - maybe they did it at "night"? or maybe there was no script, and the puppets would automatically come up with their own shenanigans, dialogue, and segments that aligned with the show, bc that's what they were made for.
bc its not like the whrp team have physical puppets, or much other than art & reports, right? any information on the puppets - like Howdy being rotated between live-hand and walk-around - could've easily been a lie by the creators of the Welcome Home show. i mean, i don't think it would've gone down well if they came out and said "yeah the puppets are alive"
and now that i'm wondering how they could have living puppets, weren't the 60s/70s chock full of cults? could the WH creators have dipped into the occult to create living puppets for a ground breaking, popular, lucrative show, using minimal effort because "the show writes itself"? all they have to do is film and maybe change the puppets' costumes. if that - they could have set up hidden cameras or something.
and this is gonna sound even more far-fetched, but what if creating the puppets required human souls to power them? im not suggesting that the puppets have locked away memories from a "human life", bc that would be uh... a lot. but it's enough that given time and the right prompts, they could gain awareness, and maybe the soul does influence them in minor ways - in likes and dislikes etc.
and Wally being aware means that he fully saw the humans running the show. and maybe the occult thing is what's under Home - the source of black magic that brought the puppets to life seeping out. and he's aware because he looked into that source and it flipped a switch in his lil cotton brain
maybex2 this is what caused the show to not only shut down, but be wiped from existence. the magic seeped into Home, maybe killing someone in the process, and Wally was revealed as aware. maybe on live television. so the creators panicked and shut it all down, tried to destroy everything and gaslight the country into forgetting it ever existed. maybe in the hopes that once no one remembers the puppets, the magic will leech out of them and leave them lifeless
and that loops back into Wally being the only one referred to in present tense in the neighborhood bios. he's still aware, maybe trapped in the studio, alone. i mean, i sure hope he's not alone - i hope he has his friends with him. unless they're all decommissioned (dead)... maybe Wally is trying to bring them all back or "fix" them?
but then there's the case of all of this currently going down online. have the puppets' consciousness somehow been transferred to the internet? or has Wally gotten his little felt mittens on a computer? something else? and then there's the whrp team... could they be fake, and its really just Wally trying to cobble together the remains of his life/friends? i mean, the Question-Answerer sounds like a title a kid or naive puppet would come up with. people would've called them the Curator or somethin?
i have too many thoughts
#cuz like. AH no i should shut up i need to shut up.#no actually i dont and i wont. listen-#im just trying to piece together what clown has alluded to & what we know with the website#bc clearly the website is a Canon Thing. its part of all of this.#so how does it tie into everything#welcome home#welcome home puppet show#welcome home arg#AAAAAA I JUST!!!! I CANT WAIT FOR THIS SHINDIG TO KICK OFF#its gonna be a while obs which just means more time to be excited#and also come up with outlandish theories that are waaayyyyy off the mark#I HAVENT THOUGHT THIS MUCH ABOUT A THING IN AGES#like i love theorizing!!! and Thinking!!! this is the ultimate enrichment for my enclosure!!!#i am a tiger digging into a meat pumpkin!!!#this is why welcome home is a threat to all of my other interests#none of them make me think this much#analyzing characters & relationships and established storylines can only go so far#i need to PREDICT i need to IMAGINE i need to WAIT WAIT WAIT#i love the waiting. i also hate it. but i love it <3#im very used to waiting. i have waited years for little things and i can wait as long as possible to watch this unravel#i have so. so. So many thoughts#about Wally and the Secrets and literally Everything#i am having fun.#it is consuming my brain and i can barely think about anything else and its FUN AS FUCK#*all of this said while guiltily side-eyeing my dc blog*
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I love Trans Franziska headcanons because there’s a lot of subtext there. And one of those subtexts is that Manfred von Karma is supportive as FUCK about it.
#i mean he’s like ‘ah yes my lovely daughter. the heiress to the von karma name. i love you. I’ve got 10000 wallet size photos of you’#she said ‘papa I’m a girl’ at age 3 and he said ‘we can accommodate that’ and put her ass in some Victorian baby outfit#he asks ‘are you still a girl?’ ‘yes papa’ ‘let us go to the apothecary for some puberty blockers then.’#homie bought her a pair of tiddies too. and paid to get Miles’ chopped off#bc he’s trans as well in here#ace attorney#Bailey post tm
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Given the way BNHA genetics work, where the kids look the most similar to their mothers, Shinomori might have been Bruce's nephew
Y'know, I didn't think about that, but yeah- a lot of characters look like their moms (Midoriya, Bakugo, Uraraka, Jiro, Koda, etc)
I actually think they might've been cousins. Subscribing to the idea of [most kids take after their mothers], maybe they're cousins through their mothers?
Having OFA for 18 years and dying at 40 means Shinomori received it when he was 22. Shinomori being 22 years old seems close to how old Bruce actually could've been when he was alive himself.
Shinomori being Bruce's nephew is a cute idea though. I still think they'd be close in age, but Hikage can call Bruce "Uncle" to mess with him
Hikage: Uncle-
Bruce: Please don't make me feel old.
An adult that's a few years younger than you, calling you uncle. So like. Bruce could've been the babysitter / older cousin / uncle to weirdo Shinomori and he's just so used to babysitting that it automatically translates over to patiently dealing with Kudo and being protective over him (+ anyone in his care)
(Bruce gave OFA away before he went to go fight, so he really was protecting what was put in his care [Yoichi + Kudo] so they didn't disappear with him. Even if it was just a responsibility and basically their last organ that happened to manifest consciousnesses)
Bruce has Kudo. Shinomori has Banjo. Both are shorter, more risk-taking people that lead the way, but need someone level-headed by their side because they might charge in otherwise.
If they're related, that means Bruce probably also ages well too. And it means Bruce also might have a baby face like Shinomori-
(They look alike. They're also very so cute)
#its cute that some kids who look a lot like their mother have a small detail from their dad too#like katsukis hair shape or jiro having her dads eyes#hc/theory of bruce and shinomori being related#uncle and nephew / cousins#bruce: *about passing on OFA* ah yes. i know. my nephew/cousin who lives like a cryptid in the mountains. he'll do#OF COURSE SHINOMORI TAKES IT NO QUESTIONS ASKED.#ask#hikage shinomori#bruce#ofa#one for all#spoilers#id still think of them as cousins cuz close age and that it takes a min to get my head around uncles having nephews almost the same age#is it bruces cousins kid? his sisters kid? does that mean bruce is a younger brother or accidentally born 10+ years after his sibling(s)?#all cute concepts#i bet bruces hair is actually a big fluff ball. how else does it stay like that in a ponytail#exactly why Bruce needs the ponytail#bruce lucked out he has eyebrows at all. shinomori has little tufts like a baehbyyy#(shinomori probably asked questions but it seems like a fast event with how afo was really hunting down yoichi at that time)#(and bruce and shinomori managed to squeeze it in)#(or maybe he thought bruce was messing with him and was all- .... yeah. sure.)#(Bruce: *after watching most of his friends march off to their deaths* gREAt.)
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