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[angeltism]

having emotions rn but don't wanna spam y'all w that . hrkffhgh .

[tefilovesreading]

It’s a match! Part. 2

Pairing: Charlie Gillespie x Fem!Reader

Word count: 2k

Warnings: None, language but that’s it.

A/N: LET ME KNOW IF YOU WANNA BE TAGGED. 

Edited by: @theamazingtomholland​ 

MASTERLIST // PART 1 // PART 3

“What do you mean he sent you a good morning text?” Jo asked, almost choking on her toast.

“He asked for my number last night,” Y/N explained, her hands shaking while she tried to unlock her phone, “and when I woke up, I had a text from him saying good morning and wishing me a good day.”

“Damn the boy is a keeper,” her friend whistled and winked at her after she read the message.

“He told me he wanted to FaceTime.”

She sat on the stool next to where her best friend was sitting and rested her chin on her hand. The butterflies in her stomach felt more like hundreds of bees buzzing fiercely in there. 

“And you?” Jo questioned with an intrigued look on her face, “do you wanna do it?”

“I think so,” Y/N answered, biting the inside of her cheek, “he’s really cute, and I had fun texting last night.”

“Well that’s a new one,” the ginger girl joked. All their friends knew how much Y/N hated texting, leaving messages on read for days, or taking absolutely forever to respond. She always felt weird texting, not knowing very well how to keep the conversation going over text.

“Tell him you have thirty minutes, and then you have to go do something else,” Y/N furrowed her eyebrows in confusion and Jo rolled her eyes, “that way if you don’t feel comfortable you have an easy exit.”

“And what if I’m enjoying it?” Jo looked at her as if she was trying to explain how the water cycle worked to a kid, “Jo I’m being serious!”

“In that case, my love, you hang up and call him again after you tell me everything.”

“Who said I was gonna tell you anything, uh?” Y/N smirked and blew her a kiss after her friend gave her an offended look.

“Whatever, Y/N,” Jo flipped her off, “just tell him your professor was sick or something like that.”

“You’re a lifesaver, did I tell you that?” Y/N kissed her friend’s cheek and then jumped off, “I’m gonna go take a shower, see you later.”

“See you later, babe,” Jo said, “don’t forget to eat!”

“I won’t!” Y/N yelled, on her way to the bathroom they shared.

Y/N: Good morning! Hope you have a great day too

She smiled satisfied at her reply and hit the send button.

Y/N couldn’t remember the last time she felt so giddy about a guy, it was exciting, to say the least. Charlie seemed like an easygoing person and really easy to talk to. Sure she was nervous talking to him, but who wouldn’t? The guy was super cute and so nice to her, she already knew she’d be crushing hard.

Thirty minutes later, she was on her way to class with time to go to her favorite coffee shop and have a quick breakfast.

Charlie: Didn’t think you’d answer me so early hahaha Y/N: I have a class in like 20 minutes, wouldn’t have woken up this early if i didn’t have class lol Charlie: So you’re not a morning person Y/N: Oh no, absolutely not!!

She smiled at the boy in the cashier and laughed softly when he asked her if she was ordering the same thing she always did.

“Oh, can you add a brownie please?” Y/N asked politely, while she looked for her card on her bag. After paying for her food, she went to one of the tables in the back.

Charlie: Noted! I swear i try to not wake up early but i can’t Y/N: I bet you’re the kind of friend that wakes everyone up with a lot of noise  Charlie: How did ya know that hahahaha Y/N: I was just guessing, but you do seem like a loud person Charlie: I am, i won’t try to deny it Charlie: What about you??  Y/N: Mmm Y/N: It depends Y/N: But my laugh is extra loud, so I can’t say I’m a quiet girl

“Vanilla latte!” Y/N put away her phone and stood up to get her order.

“Thanks, Dylan,” she thanked the boy and grabbed a few napkins before making her way back to her table. 

Charlie: I bet your laugh is really cute

Her cheeks were burning after that message, and it took her a couple of minutes to tame the butterflies in her stomach before she was able to type a response. Because as much as she wanted to laugh it off and change the topic, she knew he was flirting with her and if she didn’t flirt back, their conversation was basically dead.

Y/N: Guess you’ll have to find out yourself ;).

That was a nice reply, right? She screenshotted their chat and sent it to Jo. If anyone knew how to flirt while texting, it was her best friend.

Y/N: How does it look? Is it too much?? Too little?? Y/N: H E L P

Jo’s response was quick as always. One of the many reasons she loved her.

Jo: Girl it’s fine Jo: Stop worrying about it Jo: It’s mysterious and a good way to tell him you wanna FaceTime Y/N: Ok ok thank you love ya Jo: Love you more  

Checking the hour on her phone, Y/N finished her bagel and gathered her stuff. She waved Dylan goodbye and left the coffee shop. She spent more time than she expected to in there and if she didn’t hurry she’d be late for class. 

It was times like this one that made her regret not knowing how to drive because even if all her classmates liked the Lyft program they had for free, she still felt unsafe getting in the car without a friend.

Back in the day, when she was still dating Lance, he’d made sure to call her and talk to her during the whole ride to wherever Y/N needed to go just to make her feel safe. After all, he was never a bad boyfriend, their paths just went in different ways and they both wanted different things in life.

Charlie: Yeah i guess Charlie: What if i call you later when you’re done with your classes??Charlie: No pressure

She could feel the blood rushing to her cheeks for the second time in less than an hour and had to bite her lip to stop herself from smiling. 

Y/N: Sure, i’ll let you know once i’m done Y/N: But i have to say bye for now Y/N: Gotta pay attention haha Charlie: Get that degree! Charlie: Talk to you later!

Focusing on whatever her professor was saying was a hard task, she just wanted to pull her phone out and text Charlie, see what he was up to and get home as soon as possible, so they could FaceTime.

Sitting on the edge of her seat, she couldn’t help but bounce her leg to relieve the eagerness rushing through her veins. She still had fifteen minutes left, and then she’d be sprinting out of the classroom and going back to her apartment.

“Dude, do you gotta use the bathroom or what?” Sadie, the girl she always sat with during class, whispered through gritted teeth.

“Sorry,” she apologized, crossing her legs to stop herself from bouncing her leg. Although the new position didn’t stop her from moving her foot. 

“What’s up with you?” Sadie snorted once she realized Y/N couldn’t sit still.

“Nothing,” she replied quickly, scribbling on her notebook the pages she needed to read for the next class, “I just wanna go home.”

“But you have never been this eager to leave this class,” the girl commented without looking at her, too focused on taking notes, “you love this class.”

“I don’t know,” Y/N let out a sigh and checked the hour on her watch, “I just don’t feel like sitting here right now.”

Her classmate didn’t make another comment about her eagerness to leave the classroom, she just nodded her head as if she was telling her she understood.

“I think that’s all for today, guys,” the professor mentioned, leaning on the desk, “have a good day, and don’t forget to read the articles I mentioned.”

Y/N hurried to gather her things and waved Sadie goodbye before walking as fast as she could to the door. She needed to leave before the halls flooded with students. Y/N considered taking the stairs instead of the elevator but knowing how clumsy she could be, she opted for the latter. Falling down the stairs wasn’t on her plans.

Twenty minutes and a mile later, she dropped her keys on the bowl next to the door of her apartment and kicked off her shoes. She checked her out in the full-length mirror Jo had in their living room and shrugged. Charlie knew she was a college student, and it wouldn’t be weird to see her wearing a hoodie with her college’s logo, also, she was comfy and didn’t want to change into something else. 

She fixed her hair and made sure she didn’t have smudged mascara under her eyes and then made herself comfortable on the couch.

Y/N: Just made it home

Y/N: That was one hell of a long class haha

She bit her nails, the nervousness kicking in while she waited for a response from Charlie. Maybe he was busy now that she wasn’t. God if their schedules didn’t let them at least FaceTime, she felt like she’d start crying and delete the app. It wasn’t like she was talking to other guys though.

Charlie: Finally!! Charlie: Wanna FaceTime?? Or are you tired?

“Fuck no,” she whispered to herself before she started writing her reply.

Y/N: Nah! Let's FaceTime

Her heart started pounding on her chest when the video call entered and the phone started vibrating in her hand.  

“Shit, shit, shit,” she cursed before putting a smile on her face and answering the call. “Hey!”

Holy shit. His pictures didn’t make him justice. 

“How you doin’?” Charlie said and her cheeks blushed.

“It’s that a Friends reference?” she asked trying to hide her smile.

“I swear I don’t mean it in that way,” he laughed, and the way his eyes crinkled when he smiled made her heart flutter. “But seriously, how was your day?”

“It was good even though I hate waking up early,” the way Charlie was looking at her with so much attention, even if it was through a screen it  made her feel so confident, “I had breakfast at this little coffee shop near my apartment and then went to class.”

“But that sounds like a nice morning,” Charlie mentioned, his sweet smile never leaving his face.

“What were you up to anyway?”

“Not much actually,” he shrugged and the gesture made him look young, “I went for a run, then I had to film some tapes for a few auditions, and now I’m chilling.”

“You’re an actor,” Y/N pointed out, not even surprised about the new information he just revealed. It was Los Angeles after all.

“I am,” he smiled, and she swore she could see a pink tint on his cheeks, “I started back in Canada when I was about fourteen or fifteen.”

“Any chances I’ve watched it?” Charlie scrunched his nose and shook his head.

“Maybe, if you are into foreign films,” Y/N tilted her head confused at his answer, “It’s in French.”

“You learned how to speak in French for the movie?” Y/N furrowed her eyebrows together when Charlie started laughing.

“I grew up speaking French and English,” he explained with a soft smile, “I’m French Canadian.”

“That makes a lot more sense now,” she laughed off her embarrassment, “I’m gonna blame the fact that I woke up early today. I’m not this dumb, I swear.”

“Don’t worry,” he said and the smile faded just enough for her to notice his intense stare, “I thought it was cute.”

She bit her lip at his words and tried to look away from the screen, but Charlie’s eye contact felt as if he was looking right into her soul and she couldn’t break that connection even if she wanted to. And she definitely didn’t want to do that.

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[purplesurveys]

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What was the last song you listened to? Definitely a BTS song but I can’t tell you which. I was listening on my work laptop which I’ve since shut down and I am not opening that shit back up just to answer this hahahaha.

Are you one of those lucky people with 20/20 vision? Ah, not at all. My eyesight went to shit when I was 9 and it only worsens every year. I can’t even read anything from my laptop if I take off my glasses.

Do you share your birthday with a celebrity? The Queen, if she counts. And that X-Men dude - James McAvoy is his name, I think.

Have you ever made a complete fool of yourself in public, on purpose? Probably. Nothing recent but I’m fairly sure this has happened.

Is there a magazine you get monthly? No, I was never subscribed to magazines.

What is the last thing you read? A work email. Is fashion one of your interests? Never really was. I like learning what styles - that I can afford, lol - are trending but it’s never reached a point wherein I feel the need to follow high fashion shows and such.

Describe your current outfit: It’s loungewear and nothing remarkable at all. I stayed home the whole day.

Are you currently pleased or annoyed with your hair? I’m fine with it. My mom is so unnecessarily annoyed with how my roots have gotten a lot longer and she keeps nagging at me to dye it a different color already haha but I honestly don’t see a problem with it.

Have you ever wanted to be famous? Uh, not Hollywood-levels of famous at least. It’d be cool to get a following for something I do - like the idea of starting a vlogging channel and having actual people subscribe to it and want to follow my videos would be kind of cool? - so I guess what I’m saying is if I were to become a famous I’d like for it to happen in a very subtle, lowkey way. I don’t feel the desire to be any bigger than that.

If you were to move out right now, do you think you would be successful? Not at all. I’d ask for my parents in an instant ha.

Are you overwhelmed with the thought of the future? No. I’m happy to go with the flow and see where the wind takes me.

Do you prefer to pay in cash or credit cards? Neither. I do cashless, so I have this e-wallet account and just pay with the QR code thingies that are in nearly every shop/restaurant at this point. I do keep a stash of cash at all times though just because there are still a handful of places out there that don’t do online payments.

When was the last time you hung with your friends and what did you do? Two Saturdays ago I had dinner with Sofie and Angela as one last hurrah before Sofie moves to Brighton. Then after that, Angela, Hans, and I hit Pop-Up for a few drinks.

When was the last time you spoke to the last person you kissed? Sometime in December two years ago I think? Can’t even remember.

Your opinion on people who live every day like it’s their last? It’s great that they have the privilege to.

Where was the last place you went out to eat and what did you have? Just Starbucks lol. I had a ham and cheese croissant.

Is watching TV a big thing for you? It’s not, and I never really was a movie/series kind of person. I do have a couple of variety shows that I like to follow, but I never watch full episodes and just go for snippets on YouTube. Have you ever heard the belief that all Canadians live in igloos? No. Where do you download your music from? I don’t download music; I just have everything streamed on Spotify.

Do you ever use the aid of Google Translate? I mean yeah, if I come across something in an unfamiliar language then that’s really the default way to go for me. For Korean though I use Papago since it’s far far faaaaar more accurate than Google.

Is there anyone in your life who is unhealthily addicted to something? I mean I can say this about me with BTS and all my friends who are into BTS...

What’s that one song they constantly play on the radio that you hate? I haven’t played the radio in a while and have no clue what the top mainstream songs (besides BTS’ lol) now are.

Do you know someone who is creepily possessive? Used to. But I’ve cut ties with them.

Have you ever been your friend’s shoulder to cry on? Sure.

Are your teeth perfectly straight? No, my front teeth aren’t. Do you think you’ll eventually find that special someone? I don’t know. But I’ve also come to terms with the fact that I will be okay even if I ultimately don’t get to find whoever that is. I don’t think I’ll ever want to be in another relationship anyway.

Grab your keys and tell me what each one is for. One is for my car and the other one is for our main door.

Do you have any money on you right now? I don’t think so. I used my last couple of P20 bills to pay the tricycle that I took yesterday. I MEAN I probably have coins????? but I wouldn’t know how much they would be in total.

Have you ever written a fictional story? Yeahbutdon’tremindme.

What is your wine of choice, if any? I don’t know shit about wine to know which one I prefer. I don’t even like wine hahaha but sometimes I’ll drink it in social settings.

Is your shower big enough to fit two people into? Ever done that? Yep and yep.

[petersasteria]

Can’t Go Back (5) - H. Osterfield

DISCLAIMER: *This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events, locales, and incidents are either the products of the author’s imagination or used in fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.*

Summary: Harrison is getting married to a different girl and Tom isn’t happy about it.

Pairing: Haz x Reader

Requested? Nah my dudes.

Masterlist / 1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5

Side note: The first part of this chapter is inspired by that scene from Mean Girls when people were asked about Regina George HAHAHAHA just wanted to try smth new for y’all :)))

* * * * 

Harry Holland was tasked by Harrison and Betty to create a video documenting the days in preparation for the wedding. Harry didn’t really want to, because he just wants to relax and not do these things for once and also, he’s not a really big fan of Betty. But Harrison is his best mate and it’ll be a great wedding gift for both of them from him. So, here he is looking like one of those annoying YouTubers always carrying a camera around and filming everything.

Betty. Not so much should be known about Betty. Not because there is little information about her, but because she’s already an open book. She’s that type of person you can easily read. Tom wasn’t wrong about her. She’s annoying, she’s too clingy, and she whines a lot.

I guess you could say that those are her main qualities.

She’s pretty, but she’s not Y/N. Seriously. Just ask the people around her.

“Hi everyone! Harry here and today I’ll be going around asking people on what they think of the lovely bride. Haz if you’re watching, there’ll be one for you too. It’s a separate video. Don’t cry.” Harry jokes at the camera.

*

“Betty-Jo Smith has a name like she’s from the 1940s, but she acts like a bitch in the 2010s. It’s hella weird. She also wants to be constantly around me and it’s suffocating.” Zendaya says, crossing her arms whilst maintaining a straight face.

Harry stops recording and says, “I get your point and I absolutely agree with you. But, you can’t say that.”

“Why not?” Zendaya chuckles. “I have freedom of speech, Harry.”

“And so do I.” Harry smiles, “And as much as I want to put that in the video, I can’t. I’ll show this to everyone at the wedding reception.”

“Fine.” Zendaya rolls her eyes. “Betty-Jo Smith is the sweetest person I’ve ever met and-”

“Wait, I didn’t record yet.” Harry laughs.

“For fuck’s sake!” Zendaya says, laughing too.

*

“Okay, but why do I have to be in it? I’ve only met her once.” Sam sighs.

“The chick doesn’t have any friends.” Harry starts, “Think of it as a favor for Haz.”

“I hate this favor. I’ll do it so that I can get it over with.” Sam says, sitting down on the couch.

“Go.” Harry nods.

“Betty. Hello, Sam here. We’ve only met once, but you’re, uh, you’re really something haha. Good luck with Haz. He’s a handful.” Sam smiles at the end.

“That’s it?” Harry asks.

“Yeah. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go to my job now.” Sam stands up and leaves.

*

“Betty seems like she knows what she’s doing and that’s the opposite of Haz and I guess that’s good.” Tuwaine says before sipping his tea.

“C’mon man. You gotta add some more.” Harry sighs. “If I compile everything you guys said, it’ll just be a short video, trust me.”

“Good for you, then! Less time editing or something.” Tuwaine shrugs.

*

“Betty...she’s alright. Stay fresh!” Jacob smiles.

Harry stares at him with a blank expression.

“What? I don’t know what else to say.” Jacob says. “Sorry man.”

*

“Okay, Tom,” Harry starts, “say NICE things.” Harry tells him.

Tom looks at him in disgust, “Um, ew? Why can’t I just be honest?”

“Because Haz is your best mate and you’re the best man. Besides, she has no friends for me to film them saying stuff.” Harry explains, getting ready with the camera.

“I missed the part where that’s my problem.” Tom smirks.

“You can’t just quote stuff from Tobey Maguire’s Spider-Man.” Harry sighs.

“Yes I can, Harold. I just did.” Tom smiles at his brother in a sly manner.

“Let’s just start, Thomas.” Harry rolls his eyes, already tired of his older brother’s bullshit. “Okay, go.” he says, recording.

“Hmm...Betty, Betty, Betty. You’re very interesting. You’re very amazing at making Haz believe he’s in love with you...that means you must be REALLY talented. You’re also amazing with that pretty mouth of yours, because it seems the words coming out there just keep going and going when you whine.” Tom laughs. “And you’re okay, I guess.”

Tom looks at Harry who’s holding the camera, “That’s all. I don’t want to record again so it’ll be no use to ask me. I’ll let your creative brain figure out how to edit what I said. There are some nice things in what I said.”

With that, Tom leaves. Harry sighs and faces the camera on him, “Now that everyone is done saying their thoughts about the bride, let’s see how she’s preparing!” Harry ends the video in frustration.

He stares at the wall blankly for awhile until realization hits him; he’ll have to go with Betty for the preparations and fittings.

“Shit.” is all Harry says.

Well, shit indeed.

* * * *

-not proofread-

Yes, I’m alive. Stay safe guys! xo

Tagging my mutuals/taglist: @sweetdespairbarnes @fanficparker @myblueleatherbag @lcvelyparkers @tommysparker @justasmisunderstoodasloki @allegra-soleil 

[dreamingsushi]

Before we get married - Episode 12

I caught up wit all episodes now and I have now to wait.  I hate this so much TT  That’s why I always wait for a series to be ended before starting to watch it.  I should stick with my principles.  Anyways, let’s go for episode 12 and let’s see if we will like or not!

So we left last episode Kehuan and Weiwei together in the park drinking beer.  Kehuan jokes around to make Weiwei feel a little better and it seems he does know what to say.  He tells he just wanted her to relax a little from all the stress she had the whole day because of Haoyi.  And that he is different from him, that he will never force her and that he never goes back on his word : if she needs him he will be there.  Then he tries to kiss her, but like on the cheek, not a really kiss, but she reminds him that they are only friends.  We know darling, we know.

So they end up going back home together and Kehuan sleeps on the sofa.  He leaves naturally, like it’s his house.  This is so sweet.

Kefei asks Weiwei if she wants to take the day off because she saw on the media collegues badmouthing Weiwei : afterall they all heard she sold her body to Kehuan and slept with him.  But Weiwei doesn’t want to, if she doesn’t go to work, or even resign, it means they won, but she’s a new version of herself and she can face all of this.  Moreover doesn’t she has Kefei on her side?

Then Kefei tries to use Weiwei’s phone but it’s locked.  While trying to open it without letting Weiwei see the posts on social media, she purposely throws so it breaks and they have to go buy a new cellphone.  Weiwei knows though that Kefei was trying to make it so that she wouldn’t see the news and she thanks her for her good meaning, but she’s okay.

There’s a meeting at work, they change the time to an hour earlier.  I think it’s Ziyuan’s doing, because nobody told Weiwei so she comes in a little late.  When she comes, she distributes documents but then Jessica tells her she is not needed since Meiling is there.  Yep.  It’s Ziyuan.  She asks Jessica to make Weiwei leave, but then Kehuan comes to the rescue.  Chairman Wang agreed to invest in their project only if Weiwei is part of it.  Ziyuan’s a bitch.  She’s even telling someone’s else company how to manage their workers.  Who the hell is she to say that Weiwei should be fired because of what happened the day before?  Kehuan insists on having Weiwei on the project, Ziyuan insists on having her fired.  So Kehuan is like “you wanna play that game?  Fine.  I am involved, so if you keep insisting I’ll leave the project and Guoxin, please give a call to our big boss and tell him that.” HAHAHAHA.  BIM!  In your face!  Trying to hurt Weiwei won’t help you to win back Kehuan.

I must say, I love Jessica.  Since the beginning, she’s always so... how would I say this... she’s like the mean boss.  BUT THAT SMILE OF SATISFACTION THOUGH when Kehuan goes against Ziyuan.  I think she loves Weiwei, she’s just showing her love by being harsh.  I love her so much.  I’m just sad she wouldn’t take Weiwei’s side openly.  Well, I guess she needs her job too.  OH AND SHE WINKS TOO! Hahaha!  I love how everybody is happy around the table except for Ziyuan.

After the meeting, a very angry Ziyuan is waiting for Kehuan, but he just ignores her.  I love it when she asks him if he pretends not to see like she’s air and he answers that he wish she was hahaha.  She’s so upset and being like : if you keep going like this I can’t guarantee you will keep your position as CEO and he’s like : I don’t care.  She’s so angry.  The only thing is, Weiwei heard it all and her being as nice as she is, she will do something for Kehuan, I am sure.  She’s the type to resign so he won’t lose what he has.  And that’s stupid.  Because it’s being like Ziyuan.  The only thing is probably that she would never tell him she did it for him.  She’s not the type to do something expecting people to thank her, she’s genuine.

Dad came to Taipei and wants to meet with Weiwei.  She will for sure agree.  I am so sad for that.  He likes Weiwei so much.  But your son has been bad to her.  You won’t be able to patch them up together.  I love Dad so much ):  He’s super mad at Haoyi that Weiwei broke up with him.  He’s like : women decide for small things, guys decide for big things.  What is a big thing? There is no big things, it’s all small things, the woman always gets to decide.  I love this way of thinking haha.  When Weiwei comes, Dad tries to patch them up, but Haoyi won’t cooperate.  She tries to convince dad if a couple breaks up, it’s not about who’s right and who’s wrong, but it makes Dad love her even more.  So she wants to leave, but Haoyi won’t let her go until she says she slept with someone else.  And I think he’s so stupid, because it’s so obvious she said that to make him angry because he cornered her and that’s just what he wanted to hear.  I hope that will notice.  Dad is so smart.  Oh no.  Dad believes it’s true.  I hate that.  Weiwei did nothing wrong ):

Okay.  So now Maizi et Haoyi are working on the project with everybody.  This is getting twisted.  It’s definitely Ziyuan trying to get revenge.  Anyways.  They have three weeks to get everything ready, everybody disagrees, so Maizi says that it’s because of her that it’s so short in time, but it’s okay if she cannot attend, Haoyi can take her place.  Then Haoyi is like : if I am here, three weeks is possible.  So yup.  It’s going to be only three weeks.  He’s so despicable.

Haoyi and Maizi go for a drink.  She tells him he must not let his feelings interfere with the project and he promises it won’t.  It looks like he’s quite drunk and he asks her why Maizi is so good to him.  She tells him it’s because he’s a prodigee and that he has a lot of talent.  So he kisses her?  It’s weird, it doesn’t make sense.  She doesn’t even try to push him away, but when he backs up, she pours water on him and reminds him that she’s his boss and he shouldn’t forget.  Strong woman haha.

Awww... Dawei has a picture of Kefei for his phone background.  So cute!  Meiling sees it and she then wants to help him to seduce Kefei.  I don’t know if it’s a good idea, but it’s so cuuuute!  When Kefei sees that, she takes Weiwei out for coffee and asks her if she thinks there’s something between Meiling and Dawei.  She’s like : no, I am not jealous, me being jealous?  Never.  I am happy Kefei could find someone she likes.

SO CUTE!  They are waiting for each other to get off work, but since they are doing it at the same time, no one leaves first.  I never thought I would think that Kefei could be cute, but she is indeed.

Kehuan tried to invite Weiwei for dinner, but she refuses.  She also won’t let him send her back home. When she comes down, Haoyi is there waiting.  He’s being spiteful, saying Kehuan is not a better boyfriend than he was, a Friday night he won’t send her home neither invite her on a date.  She’s like : if you have nothing work related to say to me, then I don’t need to talk to you.  He wants to send her back home and she’s like I don’t need you to.  And he insists.  Gosh, he’s so annoying.  So she leaves as she takes Kefei’s call.

Ok.  Weird moment.  Haoyi followed her.  Is he a stalker?  I don’t know where she went to, but Kehuan is also going to that place.  Yikes.  I guess Kefei planned a date for the two of them and Haoyi is going to see this.  I don’t feel it.  It’s not going to be pretty.  When she asks him why is he doing this, does he not care about his work, he’s like, before I met you my way to relieve stress was drinking alcohol, since I am always so concentrated on work, it’s tiring, but now I really like this job because I have a lot of free time and since I can’t seduce you and have you become my girlfriend, I have more time to be bored, more time to sleep. Hahaha.  He’s so funny.

But then she tells him, she can’t accept his feelings because she wouldn’t be able to forgive herself if he lost his work because of her.  Awwww... he’s happy because it confirms that she’s not avoiding him for herself, but for his own good.

So Haoyi waited outside like a stalker, but I guess he can’t wait anymore so he goes inside.  Can you not be such a pushover?  He goes to sit right next to them and pretends it’s a coincidence.  Such a loser.  And he gives her a flower he stole from the wall in the entrance.  It’s so immature...  You won’t win her back again like that.  You totally lost her like 10 episodes ago...  Move on.  Weiwei didn’t get to eat because of you...  If you want to try, make sure at least you try better than that.

At work, Haoyi gives his work to Kehuan.  Kehuan is like : this is inacceptable.  Haoyi argues that he had only three weeks and it’s already good that he could achieve that in such a short time.  HAHAHA.  AND WHO SAID IF HE WAS THERE, EVERYTHING WOULD WORK IN THREE WEEKS?  Kehuan, nice call.  Great minds just met here, you and me.  Weiwei comes in between the two of them : fighting outloud is not solving the problem.  It’s a fact that the time is too short, but it’s also a fact that the work does not meet the requirements, so instead they should all work together to improve it.  Love you Weiwei.  No wonder Jessica loves you and wouldn’t want to let go of you.

Uh-oh.  Haoyi is in trouble. Maizi heard everything.  She tells him, if she’s not happy with how he represents, she can take him away from the project.  And he whines that everything is Kehuan’s fault.  Can you act like an adult, please?  I am so tired of him never taking any responsability for what happens to him...

After the little fight, Kehuan treats everybody for lunch and gives a speech about how he wants to work out something unexpected so all of them can shine.  So Weiwei feeds him.

AND I HATE the previews.  I just hope I will like the ending.  Please make it good.  Otherwise I think I will cry.

[finefeatheredfriend]

Genocide! (the book. not like. actual genocide.)

Okay so it’s been a while since I posted one of my EDA reviews, and it’s been a while since I read this particular book (because I’ve been at a place where they don’t have wifi for about two months now so I couldn’t post it (since for some reason I always post these from the laptop but yeah ANYWAY.)) but here is another one of my weird reviews/liveblog things! 

This time, it’s Genocide! And I think, if I remember correctly, I liked this one. Well. I mean. Jo is in this one, so of course I liked it. Anyway! I’m gonna read these reactions I had while reading this book now (cause my memory is awful and I literally remember nothing except that Jo was in it lol) and then maybe I’ll be able to tell you how I liked it!

As usual, here are my favourite bits of reactions/quotes/scenes/impressions from when I read this, and the full liveblog will be under the cut! Enjoy my rambly thoughts!

AAAH the Doctor’s pretending he got his outfit from 1893 but Sam saw the label and knows it’s from a costume store I’m screaming

I love that Sam made a scaling system because every single situation with the Doctor is dangerous so the question is no longer ‘is this situation dangerous?’ but ‘how dangerous is this situation’ hahaha i love her

‘We all have to be daleks sometimes. It’s just a matter of knowing when you really don’t have a choice’ - Doctor (ooooh I love this line) 

“Do you know what it's like, Doctor? To watch them die, to hear them die, and know that there's nothing you can do to stop it?” STOP IT of course he knows!!! now I’m crying :(

[Cliff] LEFT JO???? who would ever want to leave JO??? I mean. now she’s finally free to marry sexy yates instead so I guess that’s fine BUT WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND

I know this was before storm warning came out and probably references something entirely different but still, THE UNCREATOR

wait a minute did jo just go and lift rowenna and is now running while carrying her??? uh she’s... strong

oh god how I hope there’s an easier alternative in which no species gets killed off :( ....... eileen this book is literally called genocide

“So you are human.' 'No, not exactly, but that doesn't matter.” Doctor... what... ‘not exactly’?

Jo and Sam have been alone for 6 days??? I mean, 5 and a half hours were bad for Rose, sure, but that has nothing on being stranded without the Doctor 2 million years in the past, in Africa, for six bloody days omg

aaaah the Doctor can hear Jo’s screams from millions of years in the future (Doctor x Jo confirmed)

I can’t believe Jo of all people would kill all those aliens! like... that’s genocide. just. I don’t believe it. not Jo. she’d never

Okay, so here’s my thoughts about the book: I loved it! The fact that we’ve got a non humanoid species here (that I at first thought were Nimons - imagine my disappointment when I found out they weren’t) is so interesting, learning all about them (they have a smell alphabet?? that’s so cool) is so... interesting (yeah, this book is interesting, I know I say that a lot lol). And Jo. asdfgdasflgadgs. I love her. Having her there definitely made the whole book better, though in my opinion I would have really enjoyed the book so much even if she weren’t in it. The only sad thing is that we didn’t get to see her off. She was just gone suddenly! But I loved the book nonetheless.

Okay, you know the drill. Under the cut you’ll find my unabridged reactions that I wrote down while reading! I bolded what I put in the highlights reel. 

okaaay this is interesting

I’m confused but it’s interesting

and I love that framing story line they’ve got going with that alien and the Doctor in what i think is a cell of some sort..?

ok I spoiled myself that jo is in this one (I was bummed that it wasn’t a surprise BUT I’m more excited that she even is in this book so I don’t care AAH MY WIFE IS IN THIS!!)

ok :/ so the aliens aren’t nimons :/

UNIT!!! I mean I don’t know what the alien’s plan is, but they mentioned UNIT!!

“more of his stuff was fake than he was generally prepared to admit” jfjdhdhdg

AAAH the Doctor’s pretending he got his outfit from 1893 but Sam saw the label and knows it’s from a costume store I’m screaming

aaaaah they mention my boy oscar wilde!!

“When he got there he looked over his shoulder and flashed her a smile. 'Guess.' No good, thought Sam. I've been out-cooled again. But I'll get him, one day. If it's the last thing I do.” jdhdhdhgd i love her (and him)

aw no his shoes being sucked into the swamp and he got really sad because grace gave him those shoes and now he wants to repair them at all costs!!

“Something was usually wrong. It was really a matter of scale. Sam had started to rate them in scores out of ten: for instance, (1) the Doctor had misdirected the TARDIS, (5) he'd landed them in the middle of a war zone, or (10) he'd accidentally destroyed the universe.” hahahaha and the situation they’re in is a 2.5, that doesn’t sound too bad haha

“Get back inside!' ordered the Doctor. 'I am inside,' said Sam simply. 'You're not.” Doctor i love you

okaaay we’re slowly raising the danger score point by point and are now at 3.5

hm ok so Sam determined that they are on earth where the invasion had already happened and humans are extinct just by seeing a river and thinking ‘oh yeah, could be the right size to be the thames’ like ??? how do you think you can say all that for sure from guessing that maybe that river you see there is a similar size to that of the Thames

‘even simplicity itself is never as simple as it seems’

oooh I wouldn’t want the Doctor to tell me off I couldn’t stand to have him be disappointed in me

‘We all have to be daleks sometimes. It’s just a matter of knowing when you really don’t have a choice’ - Doctor (ooooh I love this line)

“Wine's bad for your liver, you know.' Rowenna grinned at Julie. 'So are candy bars.' 'I ate a slice of pizza first!' 'Case proven.” I snorted

MY BABY

THEY’RE FINALLY TALKING ABOUT JO

wait Rowenna was one of those people in the green death living with cliff????

flying lizards?? flying lizards????? you mean dragons??

earth reptile... a Silurian??

I love how this book is about non humanoid aliens, we rarely see that

“Do you know what it's like, Doctor? To watch them die, to hear them die, and know that there's nothing you can do to stop it?” STOP IT of course he knows!!! now I’m crying :(

JO

MY BABY

SHE!!!!

she’s here

finally

she has a son!! I mean we know she’s got a lot of grandkids but still!!

wait

“leaning across the cold sheets that she'd probably always think of as Cliffs side of the bed” this sounds like he died

he LEFT

he LEFT JO???? who would ever want to leave JO??? I mean. now she’s finally free to marry sexy yates instead so I guess that’s fine

BUT

who would leave jo??????

Cliff gave her an anniversary present AFTER HE LEFT HER??? what

BENTON

“ "Kilgai, Tanzania. Incident class N",' she read. 'What's class N?' 'They divide incidents up into Y for "Yes, it does immediately threaten the existence of the human race" and N for "No, it doesn't".” BENTON you... joker

oooh that’s a an interesting kind of book, these aliens have a smell alphabet? and read by sniffing or tasting the different scents..?

and the Doctor can read those books as well omg

the uNCREATOR

I know this was before storm warning came out and probably references something entirely different but still, THE UNCREATOR

wait but in storm warning they weren’t called tractites right

oh no those were triscele or whatever

oh I hate this

why do the tractites have to be so nice :( I don’t want them all to die :(

then again it’s a nice change away from the usual ‘these aliens are bad and that’s why we need to kill them’ that happens in all the other movies or shows

oh Sam can read those books too so apparently it’s not just a special power the Doctor has

please sam do NOT try to stop the Doctor from setting history right

yes those aliens are nice

but please

“A galaxy long, long ago and far, far away.” aaaah

“She wondered if she was walking into a trap. She'd always been good at that.” you’re surprisingly self aware jo

this is SUCH an interesting story?!?? like... kitig has to decide whether to kill the Doctor because he might destroy them all (which tbf the Doctor is actually planning to do) BUT THEN he decides to help him when he gets ill!!!

“Jo turned round, said calmly, 'Shut up, I'm talking to my friend,' then turned back to Rowenna. 'Don't worry about him, he's nobody. Have you seen the aliens yet?” Jo I fucking love you jsdjsjsggs

wait a minute did jo just go and lift rowenna and is now running while carrying her??? uh she’s... strong

oh god how I hope there’s an easier alternative in which no species gets killed off :(

eileen this book is literally called genocide

stop pretending everything is going to be fine

Jo is badass in this one and I love her

ARE THEY GONNA MEET NOW

I need the doctor and jo to meet

AAAAAH they really are heading for Africa too!!!!!! THEY’RE GOING TO MEET

the Doctor is wearing a white cloth sun-hat ahahahah

ok so both Sam and Jo are walking around the desert now and I’m guessing those two are going to meet first

aaaah the Doctor found rowenna and Julie!!!!

TRUST ME I’M A DOCTOR asdgdhhsgs why does he always have to say that haha

Awww he’s so happy that Jo is around there too

NOOOOOO ROWENNA

NOOO I was like ‘oh that’s jo saving Sam from the homo habilis right?? Hahaha!’ BUT IT’S THAT DICK JACOB

aw the Doctor buried them in the butterfly room

“So you are human.' 'No, not exactly, but that doesn't matter.” Doctor... what... ‘not exactly’?

“the floppy Indiana Jones hat and the purple striped pullover that looked ten years out of date, even for someone of Jo's advanced age” that sounds so like jo haha

“Yes, sorry, I do look a bit of a wreck. Don't worry, I can control the pain. Old Gallifreyan technique.” ooh another interesting bit of info about gallifreyan physiology - that is, if the Doctor isn’t lying to reassure Kitig he’s fine

Noooooo not the TARDIS!!!!!!

Jo and Sam have been alone for 6 days??? I mean, 5 and a half hours were bad for Rose, sure, but that has nothing on being stranded without the Doctor 2 million years in the past, in Africa, for six bloody days omg

Ha Sam, that teaches you to underestimate the absolute angel that is Jo Grant (don’t judge her by her clothes, Sam. this woman has lived on campsites and faced off aliens and is just overall an absolute angel.)

oh god I hate Jacob. but he’s surprisingly self aware (‘if humankind are all like me then no wonder their world will fall apart,’ he thinks while literally drinking an antelope’s blood directly from the neck)

NO JOOOO pls be alright aaah she just fell down the cliff????

aaaah there’s Sam and Theta written into the rock!!!! THETA!!!!

NOOOO SAM

don’t die please

I mean I kind of know you’re not going to die because I know you’ll be there for a bit longer

BUT STILL

DON’T DIE

oh no!!! the TARDIS is like she was in Father’s Day noooo

aaaah the Doctor can hear Jo’s screams from millions of years in the future (Doctor x Jo confirmed)

no

the TARDIS changed????? but she was perfect like that :(

oh wait hahahaha that was just Jo’s point of view it’s still the same thank god

and the vw beetle is just parked right there in the console room hahahahaha

“Outside, the Doctor was running down a grassy slope, fire exploding to the left and right of him. 'Usual situation,' said Jo wryly, running for the door.” jshajsghshsdha I love them

Noooooo axeman!!!!

Oh god Sam no

what have you done

Don’t just kill :(

oh no not Jo as well

I’m crying oh god JO

I can’t believe Jo of all people would kill all those aliens

like... that’s genocide

just. I don’t believe it. not Jo. she’d never

hehehe the empress reminds him of Davros

I love how he just whispers with Sam while the empress is speaking and clearly looking at them lol

aw kitig saved the world from the time tree

Sam you have to tell him!!! and not when he’s asleep!!! (what is it with people telling other people important things while that person is unconscious ugh!!)

wait what happened to jo?? we didn’t get to see her off!!!

And that’s all! Hope you enjoyed this!

[patsquidbob]

Sailor Sailor

A Sailor Moon parody I wrote for fun. Warning it’s pretty long and badly formatted because I wrote this on some website that has weird formatting and yeah. It also includes some Chinese in pinyin.

I walked out of the school, breathing in the windy air that lay all around us now, it was so nice to finally be out of school! Better yet, it was Friday, so now I can relax at home! My friends were chattering about stuff I didn't really care about before Yuèliàng mentioned something about a scalpel. "I was able to sneak this scalpel past my kēxué lǎoshī!" Yuèliàng exclaimed pulling the sharp blade out of her skirt pocket, this was probably the fifth time she had stolen from one of her lǎoshī's and got away with it. But at this point I don't think they cared.

"Yuèliàng! That was a very dangerous thing of you to do, you know?" Tiffany; a transfer student from America; exclaimed, trying to snatch the sharp blade from her precious friends hand. Yuèliàng just moved the scalpel away from Tiffany, snickering at Tiff's failed attempts of retrieveing this sharp and shiny object. We continued walking until we got to out split; Tiffany and Yuèliàng lived on the same street while I lived on the opposite street. I waved to my friends while saying goodbye and walking down the road, not paying any attention due to a text I had recieved. It read something about..... Well I couldn't understand it, and before I could translate it to Chinese I tripped and fell down a long and steep hill.

"W-WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" I screamed out as I fumbled down the hill, hitting my body on every rock, stick and crevice that layed on the steep hill. It was a short ride as I abruptly came to a stop, smashing into a long and thick tree. I think I may have cracked a rib.I stood up gripping my waist, groaning out in pain; that's definitely gonna leave a mark. While looking around my surrounding (I didn't see much other than trees, bushes and the dirt I was standing) I saw something that sticked out from the nature environment that I was in. A very bright pink heart charm... How feminine, I wonder who owns this, whoever it was they were probably a massive girly girl. I picked up the charm which unbeknownst to me, was a big mistake. I found myself being engulfed in a bright pink light of beam, with many sparkles accompanying it. I think i'm gonna go blind if I continue looking at this with my eyes opened, so I shut them as I felt the clothes on me transform into well... A completely different outfit.

I soon fell onto the ground as I snapped open my eyes, thanks for giving me a safe landing charm. As I looked down towards my body, I was now wearing a completely pink and girly outfit, wow this is... Almost disgusting from how pink this is. I heard a twig snap, looking up I saw no one. I looked around, still nobody... But I feel as though there is someone around, somewhere, just anywhere. Maybe they can help me get out of this stupid forest!

"Hey!! I heard you!" I yelled out looking around me, still no response. Fine, if they wanna play hard to get then we'll play that game. "I said hey! I know you can hear me, come out of hiding!" I yelled out walking towards where I heard the twig snap, still nobody. What... Did they just come to look at me and then leave? How inconsiderate! Stupid people leaving strangers they don't know to die alone, I mean, what have they got to loose to not be able to help me, stupid world, stupid economy! I kicked a tree, making it shake but also hitting my foot way harder than I was supposed to."OW FU-" I was shortly cut off by finding a man standing opposite of me. Something about him felt strange and... Unnerving. He smiled before opening his mouth to say something that I didn't want him to say. "Sailor Sailor, you've really changed since last time I saw you, you got younger! That's good to see, also you dyed your hair black, how lovely. Anyways, I still want those Warrior crystals, for I need them to power my empire! Hahahaha-" He started to ramble and then laugh, but I cut him off. "Listen dude you have the wrong person, my name is Ushaung and I just got lost in the forest, i'm not this "Sailor Sailor" person you're talking about, in fact. This Sailor Sailor person probably doesn't exist you lunatic, you must be some teen who forgot to take their meds! Empire, Warrior crystals?? What are you on!" I yelled before storming off in the opposite direction of him, before bumping, or well slamming into somebody else. I fell backwards before looking up towards the bit- uh person who could've been in my way. I didn't know who she (or that delusional man) was, I just dusted myself up before trying to pass, ahem, emphasis on the try. She seemed to block my path and actually punched me, can you believe it? The A U D A C I T Y-

"Give us what we want Sailor Sailor and we''ll leave you be!" The girl who resembled the man said, casting out a gloved hand. It was icicle like; pointy, sharp and a nice light shade of blue. I stared at her as if she was insane, because well... She was!! "I told you! I don't have any 'Warrior crystals' you lunatics! I just want to go home!" I yelled at her before shoving her to the side rudely, I just want to go home and eat dinner, is that too much to ask now-a-days? I didn't get far before the man who wore completely iced out clothing (and not iced as in cool and fresh, ice as in literal ice looking clothes) blocked my way. Wait... How did he get in front, wasn't he just-? "Sailor Sailor~" The man cooed, ew. "It seems you've forgotten all about my powers, I guess that just makes it easier for me then!" He exclaimed before doing your typical evil villain laugh. Were these guys really actual villains? Or maybe he just walked in front when I was distracted by this... Mess of a woman. The man smiled, man I really need names for these guys.. Okay. The man will be named Dá mǔ and the woman will be named Bèn. Perfect names for lunatics like them.

But as of now, I was cornered by these kuángrén, and there seemed to be no way out. Oh no, i'm doomeeeeeed! Too bad I don't care if I die or not."LEAVE SAILOR SAILOR ALONE!" A woman's voice yelled as a figure came flying in, trying to slice Bèn but missing, slicing a big chunk of her hair off. "MY GORGEOUS HAIR!" Bèn yelled out before rushing off to fix that mess she now has on her head. Dá mǔ cursed under his breath before yelling out something, "I'LL BE BACK SAILOR SAILOR, I'LL ALWAYS BE BACK!" What a cliche thing to yell out, i'm not scared what so ever. He's just a man who's probably taken way too many drugs.The girl who had saved me sported a similar outfit to mine, only being coloured green; I would take that dress over mine any day, mine's so pink that Pinky Pie would be jealous of how pink I was, bleugh. She smiled at me before going to talk, but I got outie right away, i'm tired and hungry, I don't want to deal with another annoying person. I ended up finding my way back onto the path and getting home. My mother was still at work, my father as well so they couldn't see me wearing this horrid outfit. Oh how excited they'd be to see me in something girly, gross. I looked at the charm that had connected to the bow on my outfit, I pulled it off with great force, it came off easier then I expected, woohoo! I chucked the charm out of the window, no more worries anymore haha! I grabbed a plate of jiǎo zi and then went to sleep shortly after. I never want to deal with that ever again!

[idealisticrealism]

Blindspot 4x03

Had a busy Halloween week (my first ever!) so I’m extra late today. Also changed my format slightly bc what is consistency?

Reade-- What is there to say, other than he looks super cute covered in paint? It’s kinda weird that the usual ‘main team’ has barely been seen this whole ep-- and even then, mostly only through brief video calls or over the comms. And Reade wasn’t even heard from at all during the actual bomb disarming. Honestly though…. I’m kinda down with that. As much as I love the others, we all know Rich and Patterson are my Dream Team lol

Zapata-- yep there’s Zapata, jogging slowly away from her problems as usual lol. Seriously though what is she doing being apprenticed to a literal evil witch EXPLAIN GERO. Ugh I feel so bad for her but a little bit ‘serves you right’ at the same time. Though lbr I just want her to come homeeeee

Weller-- I feel like this dude has been on the edge of tears for like a year. Poor guy. But omg does he make a cuuuute Jackson Pollock lol. I love him being all serious and sarcastic towards Madeline while literally covered in paint and feathers. I feel like the real mystery of this ep is HOW DOES IT MAKE HIM HOTTER. Someone please explain. Also oooh he cannot be happy about being stuck in the station while ‘Jane’ is zooming away on a doomed train. ALSO SPEAKING OF WHICH, dude the bomb is on one of the lines past the apartment I lived in back in September. I got off at that station multiple times aaaahhhhhh this is so cool. Ugh now he’s back at the apartment crying over Jane again ahah. Seems like all the poor dude does these days is hug her and cry. But wait, maybe not! Ooooh he followed her and he has got his suspicion on. THERE’S the badass agent we’ve been missing!

Remi-- I feel like she actually feels a tiny bit bad that she made Weller cry?? Lol girl’s supposed to be killing him and she has a hard time even seeing him cry. Lbr she’s gonna fall for him despite herself, his mix of badass agent and suburban dad is apparently just irresistible to any iteration of her being lol. Tbh I loved the sequence of her disarming the bomb over the comms-- in most eps we would be with her and Weller and Reade out in the field and only hearing the home team over the comms, I loved seeing this turnabout. Also ugh she nearly lashes out at Weller when he lifts her hand bc she’s such an abused little puppy that she doesn’t know anything but coldness or punishment and I think she was startled and secretly pleased to be greeted with cheers and hailed as a hero. Ugh Remi honey you’re gonna grow to love it here. “... right under our noses, putting on a friendly face, pretending to be the hero” I guess she’s seeing some similarities between herself and Madeline lol. And then oooh on the couch, Roman’s like the devil on the shoulder trying to pull her back into the deep shadows of the dark side and then Weller appears and shines all his love and support all over her and Roman disappears for a moment. I see what you’re doing here Gero…. Also lol Remi must be surprised at how easily she can make Weller cry haha

Patterson-- okay firstly, how dare some guy make out with my baby and not know her name. Also, I just have mixed feelings about the making out in general but I am all about supporting my precious queen. THen I was like ‘pfft she won’t say her name’ and then SHE SAID HER NAME AND I SCREAMED and then it hit me that she was almost definitely undercover and I was like ‘oh a fake name of course, shit Gero you got me well done’ and then turns out it wasn’t an op but a whole different kind of ‘undercovers’ hahahahaha. Well good on you girl I support you and all your choices. BUT WAS IT A FAKE NAME OR NO??? Omg okay yes it was, thanks for the heart attack Gero. Is anyone else having early Grey’s Anatomy flashbacks rn lol or is that just me haha. Also flustered Patterson is the most adorable Patterson, fight me on it.Ugh poor girl cannot seem to catch a break this ep and you KNOW Rich is deliberately playing with her lol. But also I mean c’mon writers, Patterson is a professional agent, I can see her being flustered to start but let’s not act like she wouldn’t suck it up and focus on her job pretty quick. Also omg *dead serious voice* “I can already tell you, that I’m gonna scoff” is one of the best lines of the episode and probably the entire show lol. “Okay get to the part where you solved it. Oh my god I just sounded like Weller” hahaha well  he is your big bro, so makes sense you’d pick up a few traits lol. Great throwback to the ‘where math is done’ line too writers, nice work. Also wow the way she just went toe-to-toe with Weitz… why do I ship it a tiny bit lol?? And I also kinda ship her with Lincoln. Get it, girl!

Rich-- how was him being like ‘Hey guys here’s the terrorist’s address okay be careful bye’ one of the funniest things he’s ever done??? I stg whoever writes Rich needs to be my new best friend. Though tbh he does actually seem almost a touch subdued in this first scene, without that usual devilish gleam in his eyes… maybe he’s trying to show he can be both useful AND mature so they don’t actually decide to replace him with Boston haha. “I didn’t say magic, I’m not seven, I said magical cures’ hahahaha my baby. And he’s so excited to brief the recruits ugh. And then omg “sounds like the greatest takedown in FBI history I’m so sorry I missed it” aren’t we all, buddy lol. Also ugh him and his little recruit ducklings LET ME DIE. “There’s a bomber! Who bombs!” literally if someone who had Rich’s sense of humour and talked like he talks were to appear in my life I would marry them on the spot. “He’s probably an angry man with a victim complex, that’s a dangerous combination” OKAY EVERYONE LET’S FACE IT THE BOMBER GUYS CAN GO HOME BECAUSE RICH JUST DROPPED THE BIGGEST BOMB OF THE EPISODE RIGHT THERE. “Oh yeah, would an unprofessional do something like this??” The answer is yes and also marry me. And ugh he says his main reason for going after the book of secrets is because Jane is dying ughhhhh he is too good for this worldddd. Also wtf was that weird cackle when describing Roman that was hilarious. “It’s been very evident all day. Also I am like a sex-narc and you are terrible at lying” EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS MAN AND THIS FRIENDSHIP IS THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD. “It’s very unprofessional, I think that’s what thrills me the most actually” hahahahaha. “This is my smug face, I save it for special occasions” hahahaaha c’mon no he does not, that’s just his normal face but THIS is why I felt he seemed more serious than usual, it was so his face could be extra smug later hahahaha. And the victory dance??? “You and me, Ride or Die”?? Let’s be real I am SO ride or die for these two there is literally nothing more important than this friendship aaaaaaaahhhhhh

Weitz-- I love this sleazy bastard and his weird love/hate feelings towards Zapata and his semi-corrupt work ethic lol. Also omg yasss he told them all about Zapata leaking info to Carter! I wondered if that would ever come out. And omg he’s Patterson’s hookup’s uncle THIS EP IS RIDICULOUS AND I LOVE IT. Also oh no “What am I saying, special treatment’s fine” was hilarious, like uh oh no way am I starting to love Weitz??? I am having feelings about a Patterson/Rich/Weitz dream team haha. “Might be our only shot at [Madeline], so it is unfortunate that you look like that” how does this show do so many characters with their own distinctive styles of sass I love it so much. Also, show of hands, who thinks this guy is on some kind of uppers because honestly at this stage I’m convinced haha. He’s especially nuts when he comes in to give Patterson the special computer-- which I’m sure that a) she already would have had one of, and b) someone in his postion would have just had someone deliver for him. Although it does seem like he makes any excuse to come hang out and be bizarre. He’s the boss I wish I had lol. Especially if I happened to be related to him bc wow there is some unabashed nepotism happening right here haha. Oh dear he seems to be coming down off his high right now and is getting grumpy. Better call his assistant to bring his next hit lol. Also “CAN YOU JUST CHECK HIS WORK PLEASE” clearly withdrawing-Weitz has no time for workplace flirting hahahaha. And ugh then Patterson stands up to him and he listens to her and holy shit that was a big amount of trust, if they were wrong the whole city is gonna turn on him for letting so many more people die than was necessary. Looks like he doesn’t just always do what protects his own ass??

Afreen-- you are a queen and I love you

[killian-whump]

OUAT 2x06: Rewatch Blog

Heeey everybody! Welcome to my rewatch liveblog of episode 2x06, “Tallahassee”. This one’s about the capital of Florida, which is called ‘The Sunshine State’ because there’s a lot of sunshine there when alligators aren’t eating you and/or meth addicts aren’t eating your face off.

Wait, what? Oh, my research team has just informed me that this episode isn’t actually about Florida at all - it’s about beanstalk adventures and flashbacks to Emma’s history with Neal. So no alligators most likely. Okay.

Well, let’s get started!

Well, this is off to a great start already! Every episode should start with Killian Jones tied up in some way, shape, or form. Nice!

“Freakier than I remembered from the story.” YOU AIN’T KIDDING.

“Reminds me of death.” Whoa, now that’s a little melodramatic.

Awww, lookit his face D: “Please untie me missus” *flails at him*

Mmm... Angry untying. That’s nice. The leather’s back. Saucy Hook, yay. “Don’t be afraid to, you know, really get into it.” Haha, he’s so cute <3

I HAVE SUCH A BONE TO PICK AND I’M GONNA PICK IT RIGHT NOW.

Flashback Emma’s glasses really bug me. Like, we see NO sign of poor eyesight in any of the young Emma flashbacks, and no signs of poor vision in present day Emma. It’s like she developed poor eyesight for an isolated year or two in her late teens and it just... cleared up?

Oh, I know, I know, she could’ve switched to contacts. Right. However, we see no evidence of that, either. No glasses in the morning or late at night. No issues with spending an extended time in the Enchanted Forest without access to either glasses or proper contact lens care. No vision impairment on Princess Emma in S6 who wouldn’t have access to glasses OR contacts, etc, etc.

So maybe Lasik surgery? Okay, but how would she have access to an expensive medical procedure that insurance didn’t cover (assuming she even HAD insurance, which, given her age and financial situation, is doubtful)?

It’s like the writers gave her glasses as a cute little character quirk in this awkward “ugly duckling” stage of her life without having any idea how glasses and bad vision actually work. Which would be ridiculous, considering Adam and Eddy both fucking wear glasses.

...and then they went and did it again with Robin in S7. No glasses on her primary persona, but her cursed persona needs them to see. And after the curse is broken... she still apparently needs them. WTF, show?!

Okay, but that outfit is super cute, glasses and all.

Yellow Bug origin story, guys! Is there a ship name for Emma and her car? Like, SwanBug or something? There should be if there isn’t. It’s so pure <3

Hahaha, Neal, you little shit. That grin of his is kinda cute.

~ TITLE CAAAAAAAAAARD!!! ~

Not sure why antis pick on that line of Neal’s about women. I mean, I’m not a huge fan of his, but it’s pretty obvious he’s reading the cop and (correctly) guessing on how to play him to get him to let them off. And Emma even calls him on it immediately - and he basically implies that’s exactly what he was doing. Antis don’t make any sense sometimes.

Okay, not as cute now... kinda smarmy. (Hi Ashley!)

Aaaaaaaaaaaand back to the beanstalk!

Oh, they kinda are getting really into it, aren’t they? Haha.

You know, I find it really hard to believe that Killian Jones would ever use the phrase “Tick, Tock” in casual speech. I’m just saying.

“I was hoping it’d be you.” :D

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ “Don’t think I’m taking my eyes off you for a second.”

“I would despair if you did.” ∩(︶▽︶)∩

One of my favorite Captain Swan moments riiiiight here:

HOLD MY PURSE, BITCH

And he follows after her like an eager puppy. Total subbie.

DRAMATIC MUUUUUSIC!

*sips beverage* Still climbing, huh? Seriously, though. Did they climb that far without talking at all? Or did Hook just chatter endlessly the whole time? Somebody better have written a fic of him babbling at her for hours.

“I love a challenge!” Hee hee! <3

“That’s not perception, that’s eavesdropping.” And he doesn’t deny it, lol.

“No, I’ve never been in love.” Okay, but she’s obviously lying. That’s a terribly transparent lie, Emma. You can do better.

The sniffing face, heehee.

That’s a pretty good ruse, though. I mean, really. People just sort of trust expectant parents. Although I’m sure it worked better 10 years ago than it would today.

Imagine if she’d pointed higher up. “Our future awaits us in... Detroit.” “Umm, lemme point again.” “No, no, that first point was legally binding.”

“I don’t really... sleep now.” Oh, sure. That’s normal.

This scene’s kinda boring :/

♫ Welcome to the laaaaaaaaaand of CGI and Giiiiiiiiiiiants ♫

“What happened here?” I mean, he kinda told you earlier in the episode.

“Giants can smell blood... and I’m always a gentleman.” <3

The cheerful way he says, “It’s rum!” XD

...and now my entire female reproductive system has died. That is the seventh time this month, dammit. This man is a menace.

Milah angst. Someone hold me T_T

I kinda don’t care about Neal’s problems.

I like this shade of lipstick on Emma, though. Okay, actually, I just like that shade of lipstick. Fun KW fact: Whenever I’m out and buy a new shade of lipstick, when I get home, I always discover it’s the same as all the other shades of lipstick I’ve bought, thinking they were different and so pretty. They’re all this color.

Colin sounds weird when he says, “You ready?”

You swing that bone, big guy! The things this show had him do XD

...It’s Jorge!!! :D Hi Jorge!!! :D I love him! I loved him on Lost, too. He’s just got such a lovely smile. He not smilin’ now, tho. Looks kinda grumpy.

“You big git!” Hahaha, that’s the best he’s got, apparently XD “You wanna kill a human, eh? You wanna kill a human?” The way Colin says “human” here makes me laugh for some reason, and he does it twice XD “Come on!”

“Come on then! Come on then!” I wonder if Colin’s flashing back to that role he played as a football hooligan in Love Is the Drug XD

Him popping up. This scene is so silly and ridiculous. I confess, it’s not one of my favorites, because it kinda borders on cringey in it’s ridiculousness, but it’s also unintentionally hilarious, so...

She’s so relieved <3

This is a good scene. I don’t have much to say about it, but it’s a good scene. Laying the groundwork for the big reveal of Henry being in the room. Ooooh. Also, I love Snow looking after Aurora.

And Aurora’s tiara or hair decorations or... whatever that is... is so pretty.

“What’s your rush?” Hahaha, you adorable idiot. “How long do you think magic knock out powder lasts?” “I’ve no clue,” as he sniffs coins like a derelict. “That’s my rush.” Like, why does she even have to explain this to him? XD

“Everything we need is right in front of us!” Everyone always turns this into some kind of big CS line, but I always thought it just... triggered a memory for Emma, hence the segue into the next flashback. They weren’t even really facing each other when he said it, so I don’t think it was intended to be foreshadowing. Just my opinion, though. Not legally binding :P

Nice sword, Jack. Not pompous at all.

“Whoa, whoa, whoa!” Epic scene alert. “That’s a plausible excuse for grabbing me, but next time, don’t stand on ceremony.” Yooou fucking idiot <3

EAR SCRATCH *jumps on him* *rides him home*

Yeah, I know. All the liveblogs are gonna be like this. I’m so sorry.

Emma, too, is wondering what she’s gotten herself into. “Oh no. He’s sexy and absolutely ridiculous all at once. I am so fucked.” I think this was the moment she realized she liked him. That fucking menace.

Ugh. This train is just speeding towards derailment D: I hate storylines like this, when you just know the shoe’s gonna drop and-

Uh huh. Here’s August now, dropping shoes all over the place.

That drove me nuts the first time, not knowing what was in the fucking box.

And why did she have to go to jail? Like, dump her, leave her alone, fine, but sending her to jail is a bit... extra, isn’t it?

Ah, she’s so broken :( Alexa, play Despacito.

“Try something new, darling. It’s called trust.”

WHUMP! It’s whump!!! Buried in Rock Rubble Whump!!! :D

She’s even more panicked this time. Nice.

Jorge is mad.

Hahaha, I can’t stop seeing Jen in the green donut, though.

This scene is all pretty great, really. I forgot I was liveblogging.

Sweet, summer child. You’re so enamored with Emma and the compass and... Aw, geez. This is why Colin’s a menace. It doesn’t matter who he’s playing or what you think of them. He puts these faces on and tugs your heartstrings and suddenly you’re like, “Oh, look at this sweet, sincere little nugget!”

And then this happens...

It’s whump! BUT WHY DOES IT HURT MY SOUL D:

And then his voice shakes a little. “What are you doing?”

“Emma... Look at me. Have I told you a lie?” D:

“Why do this to me now?”

“You’re just gonna leave me here to die? Let that beast eat me, to crush my bones?” T_T

“SWAAAAN!!!!” He’s so fucking scared D: I died.

Hahahaha, SNOW WHITE WITH THE TACKLE.

I love how Aurora’s the only one who asks about Hook XD

Congratulations. You get a car. And a baby. When you get out of jail.

THIS IS THE WORST GAME SHOW EVER.

DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUN BIG REVEAL!!!

...and the end! PEW PEW PEW!!! <3

[mihanada]

Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation

(back to masterpost)

There is a lot going on in this chapter that is both immensely satisfying and extremely creepy.

And this arc is so tiny! Only two parts, I believe.

Chapter 61: Evil (Part 1)

Alright, this is not quite as gross as the Xuanwu chapter for me, but just in case anyone forgot, this novel is not for the faint of heart. The levity distracts from the heaviness of the rest of the content for you to also forget about the gross bits until they come up again and hit you in the face. This novel strikes a nice balance between all of these elements, which is nice.

“It’s been three months since I threw him into Burial Mound. Why are you still having dreams of him? Just how many times has it been?!”

IT SERVES YOU RIGHT!!!

Up until the icky stuff happens, that ^ is what I was whispering fiercely the entire time.

“How could it be possible? Before this, how many cultivators have our sect sent to clean Burial Mound up? Did any one of them come back alive? Now that he’s been thrown inside, his corpse has probably rotted away already.”

Whose bright idea was it to create a great big mound of CORPSES. It got so bad that everyone you sent to clean it up dropped dead. Seriously, you would think cultivators would not let something like this get that bad. Obviously they had wanted to do something about it a while back, so why didn’t someone clean it up before it became a literal hellhole...

“The people who died in Burial Mound, all of their souls would be shackled there.”

Apparently this is a thing, too.

“What Sunshot Campaign? Some Sunshot it is. Want to shoot down the sun? Dream on!”

YOUNGEST SHIDI YOUR LEGACY IS HERE.

“Wang LingJiao felt wronged, but she felt hatred as well. She put down the teacup. Fixing her hair and her robes, she walked outside with a smile.

Just as she went out the door, the smile on her face faltered.”

I’ll take this opportunity to say that I appreciate the small attempt to humanize Wang Lingjiao here. I appreciate the disintegration of hers and Wen Chao’s relationship even more, but. xD

She was one of those typical bitchy villains, but hey, at least she wasn’t totally dumb and naive enough to believe without a doubt that Wen Chao would continue adoring her. She hoped, but when it was clear that he had enough of her, she also decided it was best to derp off.

ooh the pieces are finally falling into place! Wen Xu being beheaded was mentioned during Nie Mingjue’s flashbacks.

“When they emerged under the banner of the ‘Sunshot Campaign’, nobody took them seriously.”

I wish we could’ve seen this thing form instead of after the three month time skip, but oh well.

“However, three months later, the circumstances didn’t turn out the way they expected them to at all!”

and they managed to turn the tables without demonic cultivation meddling! though that probably helped immensely, later in this chapter.

“There was none of her beloved treasures, only a pale-skinned, curled-up child!”

I’m actually wondering what the hell this was. Was she hallucinating? But it ends up in the room later...

What matter of demonic cultivation is this?? xD

it’s delightfully creepy though a bit cliche. want horror? go straight for the creepy babies.

“A white-colored child lay prone under her bed, staring into her eyes.”

what is happening, seriously

“Wen Chao shouted. He unsheathed his new sword and sliced at her, “Go away! Get lost!”

“new sword”

I appreciate that the author remembered he lost his back in the cave. xD

“Wang LingJiao’s shoulder had been gashed by the sword. Her features were even more twisted as she shrieked, “Ahhhhhh… It hurts, ahhhh… It hurts, ahhhh!!!”

the, uh, creepy and disturbing part is that she’s not actually dead, yet acting almost like a corpse being controlled (we know this isn’t going to happen yet though, since mr. Ghost General was the first).

“On the ground, Wang LingJiao had already picked up one leg of the stool, frantically stuffing it into her mouth, laughing as she did, “Fine, fine, I’ll eat it, I’ll eat it! Haha, I’ll eat it!”

I’m wondering what and how she is compelled to do this by...? It’s definitely something to do with demonic cultivation, and it’s a no-brainer who is responsible.

However, getting her to literally eat a chair leg is pretty impressive. 

“Wen Chao was almost dead from the shock.”

hahaha I was also all ??? at this point. what is going on, how-

“Each carrying their cultivators, they flew on their swords in silence.”

notice that? notice it?

a certain someone who lost their golden core can suddenly fly again...

we should all wander a nameless mountain blindfolded for 7+ days

“Two months ago, the Two Jades of Lan cooperated in a surprise attack with Jiang Cheng.”

That’s pretty impressive with just three of them.

“Jiang Cheng looked at him, as if surprised that he had suddenly asked about Wei Ying. He answered, “No.”

hahaha we all know why he asked about Wei Ying...

To Jiang Cheng though, it probably is a little random.

awww Jiang Cheng is toting his sword around though...

imagine if things didn’t work out and he never got to give it back hahahaha. well, Jiang Cheng, things have pretty much been shit for you, but at least that worked out.

Like, I guess these are objectively gross. xD not enough to squick me, but yeah, pretty nasty.

However, having recently read a novel that truly had a gratuitous amount of violent, bloody, and disgusting deaths, GDC has a good balance. It’s not exactly for the shock factor, nor gratuitous. Gross, yes, but not to a pointless degree.

I’m wondering how they all died in a different manner though. We’ve never gotten to see demonic cultivation used in this way yet.

I like the bit of mystery behind it.

“She had killed herself by forcing herself to swallow the stool leg into her stomach.”

So yeah, it has to do with controlling people. They’re not dead yet when they controlled though.

“Jiang Cheng turned the corpse’s twisted face over. After he had scrutinized it for a while, he gave out a cold laugh. Holding the stool leg, he shoved it into her mouth, somehow managing to stuff the half that had been outside into her body as well.”

We’ve reached the point that Lan Wangji didn’t comment on this. Yeah, he was inspecting the talismans, but you can’t say he didn’t notice Jiang Cheng shoving a stool leg down a corpse’s throat.

this, was kind of a yuck moment.

But can you blame Jiang Cheng after the shit these people put him through. and she’s dead anyways.

“These brushstrokes were the ones that entirely changed the pattern of the talisman. Now, looking at it, the talisman stuck to the door seemed to be the face of a person, smiling eerily.”

someone has been busy~

“Jiang Cheng was shocked, “Talismans… could attract evil? I haven’t heard of anything like it.”

yes you have, once, in speculation, two years ago!

“Jiang Cheng, “Then who could this person possibly be? Amongst all of the renowned cultivators, I haven’t heard of any who can do such a thing.

Immediately after, he continued, “But no matter who they are, it’s fine as long as their objective is the same as ours—to kill all of the Wen-dogs!”

oh, jiang cheng.

“Jiang Cheng snorted, “Dark? In this world, could there be anything darker than the Wen-dogs?!”

Oh, you say that now, Jiang Cheng...

It is quiet funny and such a part of human nature for this to occur though. “the enemy of my enemy is my friend” and once the Wen sect is no longer around as a common enemy...

“This person had to be Wen Chao. But how did Wen Chao’s voice become like this? So thin and so sharp, it didn’t seem to be Wen Chao at all?”

I mean, this is terrible and all, what happened to him but you can’t help but feel a bit of satisfaction as well. that’s what you get for terrorizing everyone and murdering basically an entire clan!

I’m amazed Jiang Cheng managed to find people to recruit at all in those three months, actually.

“Wen ZhuLiu appeared to be indifferent, “Perhaps.”

those are some words of encouragement, Wen Zhuliu.

never go to Wen Zhuliu for comfort, ever.

“Wen ZhuLiu, “You need ointment. Or else you’ll be dead for certain.”

Practical, though. And oddly loyal. What is with this guy? Though, at this point, even if he abandoned Wen Chao, his life would still be on the line. All he would have is some more time to run.

“Wen ZhuLiu peeled off the bandages layer by layer, revealing the skin of the bald man. On the face, scars and burn marks scattered without order, making him look as if he’d been cooked. Ugly, hideous, they couldn’t see at all the shadow of whom he used to be!”

What in the world happened???

We better find out what demonic art thing is responsible eventually. xD

“Don’t cry. Or else the tears would make the wounds fester and worsen the pain.”

Well that sucks. They are burn wounds, though.

“Suddenly, Wen Chao shrieked, “The flute! The flute! Is it the flute?! I heard him play the flute again!”

Wen ZhuLiu, “No! It was the wind.”

I guess his flute can do more than control corpses.

“Seeing this, Jiang Cheng remembered what a plight he and Wei WuXian were in the day when they fled. The didn’t even have any food. Such a situation was karma indeed!

Heart filled with joy, the corners of his curled lifted and he broke into mad but soundless laughter.”

can you see the current Jiang Cheng in him now.

after what happened to his sect, it was just a downward spiral from there....even though he’s got his cultivation back, the experience and trauma altered his personality forever.

Everyone is unhinged in this chapter omg. Lan Wangji and Wen Zhuliu are the only sane ones.

“He threw the bun away and screamed, “I’m not eating meat! I’m not! I’m not! I’m not eating meat!”

Geez, what happened to you??

“No no no, Wen ZhuLiu, Brother Wen! Don’t go, don’t leave me behind. If you can take me back to my dad, I’ll let him promote you to the highest level guest cultivator! No no no, you saved me, so you’re my brother—I’ll let him recognize you into the main clan! From now on you’ll be my elder brother!”

what an asshole. this is the only guy who is willing to stay by your side and strong enough to do so, he could have just ditched you and taken his chances running but instead he is lugging your sorry ass around for some reason.

Come to think of it, Wen Zhuliu has a pretty abhorrent ability that is NOT classified as demonic cultivation. But perhaps that’s the reason he ended up with the Wen Sect. Who else would want to be associated with such a horrible ability? Only those with the power to suppress all opposition and no care for morals.

“Wen ZhuLiu stared in the direction of the stairs, “There’s no need.”

Once again, never go to this guy for pep talks.

“The pair of palms, on the other hand, was bare, without a single finger on it!”

It’s amazing he’s still kicking (...well...) actually.

“The person slowly walked upstairs. He was covered in black. With a slender physique, he had a flute at his waist, hands behind his back.

However, when the person strolled up the stairs and turned around, smile on his face, Lan WangJi’s eyes opened wide, having seen those bright features before.”

GUESS WHO.

(quotes from ExR’s translations)

← back・onward →

[sheusedtobesassier]

Day 10,913

001. Glazed. Nothing crazy.

002. Gut reaction is an 8.

003. Hm, hm. Would like to see more of the American southwest.

004. This is not my forte.

005. Lol, maybe the pizza place one I didn’t know was a date.

006. Just creamer.

007. Um. Maybe the answer is 2019.

008. This month it’s been opening my door for Star.

009. Alia. She’s a legend.

010. A dozen times.

011. I will never recover from Albuquerque, NM.

012. Oof. Gut reaction. Life Itself. Elizabethtown. Mr. Magorium’s Wonder Emporium.

013. The ants on a log snack. Letter People. Getting a turn at the Sand & Water Table.

014. Omfg the Out of the Box magical building comes to mind.

015. Steven Curtis Chapman’s Speechless (1999).

016. Who is your favorite? What do you need less of in your life? Can you please stop eating things that aren’t good for you?

017. New Mexico.

018. Outspread.

019. Hmmm, hmmm. Um. Shoot. Fine, I’ll look it up. Damn. Shutter (2004).

020. Like uh, less than ten times ever.

021. Shaving my head.

022. Paris, France.

023. “Boromir is dead.”

024. I mean actually it’s attempting to unpack almost entirely.

025. Oh wow. I’m surprised that my answer is NYC.

026. We are dwelling on Albuquerque tonight.

027. Mm. When it’s over?

028. The parts where you’re just calmly quietly participating in it. Like, the midst of it. Not planning or anticipating or whatever. Just the actually doing.

029. Abuse. Probably.

030. Um. It’s stressful to type it but maybe 2022 is the year I attempt to start writing a book?

031. Yes because I don’t let them freak me the fuck out.

032. Cheerios, Golden Grahams, Honey Smacks, Raisin Bran, Shredded Wheat, Special K.

033. Late.

034. Ugliness.

035. Ummmm. Ironing? I think?

036. Español.

037. Lol um Taylor probably.

038. Tara Lipinski. Hahahaha.

039. It’s uh. Hm. It’s probably A Series of Unfortunate Events.

040. I don’t want to think hard enough to answer.

041. The Killers. The Beatles. John Mayer. Rihanna. Harry Styles.

042. OMFG YOU’RE GONNA GET ME TO TYPE TARA LIPINSKI TWICE?

043. Skinny jeans. Eventually.

044. Generally they treat me like I’m an interesting, smart, special person.

045. New Year’s Eve and I’m not telling why.

046. When somebody brings me coffee. Driving while listening to the current playlist. Good tips. Connection. Currently a handful of episodes of Girls.

047. Hahaha. Um. The Bengals. Woop, woop.

048. Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021).

049. I’m like at the very end of just okay orange bottles of Real Raw.

050. You’re asking the wrong one.

051. I would still sleep tbh. Haha. I would not give it up.

052. Um. Uh. Oh, oh, oh, enthusiastically supporting the local drag scene.

053. One more time with feeling: Albuquerque, NM. Adobe. Wide open spaces. Cold floors. Lemon tree and an avocado tree in the yard.

054. I HATE EARLY MORNINGS. 

055. Lol. Whatever happens, happens.

056. Girls. How I Met Your Father. Euphoria. Wheel of Time. Hasanabi reacting to Master Chef. I intend to watch season eight of RuPaul’s Drag Race soon.

057. Ummmm. Baby panda.

058. Gut reaction is that I live a luxuryless life, but thinking about it a little harder I guess it’s that I hardly ever compare prices when shopping.

059. Neither, but if forced to choose skydiving.

060. Like uh, like 80% different.

061. This is a good question that require introspection I cannot attain right now.

062. Having fun.

063. Um uh maybe getting a lengthy massage.

064. Olesya Rulin.

065. This.

066. Piano playing.

067. Ummmmmm. Oh maybe the Robby Flaig note.

068. Um. There’s got to be several things but I can’t think of any.

069. Oh fuck. The Colsons’s house probably.

070. Honestly not very long. Maybe a week? Maybe.

071. I do not have one.

072. Space.

073. Uhhhh. The one in London even though that was in the midst of some definite right under the skin embarassment.

074. Mountain.

075. Trespassing?

076. Bruh I don’t take travel advice??

077. Lol my internal dialogue tells me it’s during “large group activities” haha.

078. Welp. Most of it has been not success.

079. Only in the worst context, my fluency in pop culture.

080. Maybe the crescent moon on my knuckle.

081. It might have been cool if I had stuck around for a degree from SAU.

082. Furbies????

083. Uh, I can’t answer because Rachel Shinabarger.

084. Topshop.

085. “Like at least she’s not trying to be that girl!!!!”

086. I wept both times I watched 48.

087. Shia LaBeouf, unfortunately.

088. Girls.

089. Maybe 20? Around 20.

090. I literally can’t tell you.

091. Ummmm. Omfg is it Devil’s Lake??

092. Yeah but not often.

093. Lol sure but I’m not the right kind of pretty.

094. 100.

095. No interest in cold weather. No thank fucking you.

096. Omg the Denver omelette at Sparks without cheese.

097. Probably but I don’t think so.

098. I uh. I definitely don’t think hard about it at all.

099. I mean maybe the answer is Etsy.

100. No.

101. Maybe that one on the unstable bridge in Montello.

[himboronaldreagan]

"Arch"

(Dilton video connects)

(Jughead voice connects)

Jughead: Hey, Dilton!

Dilton: Come on video!

Jughead: I'm a mess though, man.

Dilton: So same old?

(Jughead video connects)

Jughead: Hey!

(Betty video connects)

Dilton: Betty's here! Thought you were busy.

Jughead: Betty!

Betty: Yeah, well, I made time between the Red Cross drive and my class, so. Dilton! How are you?

Dilton: All things considered, relatively intact!

Betty: Aw!

Jughead: Oh no.

Betty: What?

Jughead: Reggie, dude. He just sent me a Zoom code?

(all groan)

Jughead: Nobody tell 'im.

Betty: Where's, um-

Dilton: I accounted for time zones, so-

(Archie voice connects)

Jughead: HEY! ARCHIE'S HERE!

Archie: Hey, guys.

Betty: Come on video, Archie!

Archie: I just woke up.

Jughead: Please welcome to the stage: Miss Archie Andrews!

You awake there, Arch?

Archie: Hi, Jughead.

(Veronica video connects)

Veronica: Archie!

Betty: Hi.

(Archie video connects)

Archie: Oh, hey, Betty. How're things going for everybody?

Betty: On track to graduate by next Spring!

Jughead: Wait, you guys are in college?

Veronica: You told us you were enrolled.

Jughead: Veronica! Hi! And technical college, yeah. Technically not a lie!

Archie: What's up, Ronnie?

Veronica: Oh, Archie! Even on the low resolution, I can't help but recommend a matte concealer! For everyone's sake!

(Archie video disconnects)

Betty: No! Come back.

Archie: Voice is good for me, thanks gang.

Betty: Look at what you did. You happy? Veronica?

Dilton: If Archie's more comfortable joining us on just

voicechat, that's ok!

Jughead: Well, it is good to see everyone.

Veronica: Is Reggie texting anyone else?

Betty: No. He's in my DMs. I'm not giving him my number.

Jughead: I had to unfollow him. It got. Contentious.

Betty: Don't open it.

Jughead: Thanks for setting this up, Dilton.

Betty: Yeah, thanks, Dilton!

Veronica: Thank you, Dilton!

Archie: Thanks, Dilton.

Dilton: Hey, it's my job. You guys hear me ok?

Jughead: What mic you got there? It sounds stupendous! I can almost smell the bag of hi-chews you keep

crinkling.

Dilton: Wh- How do you kn-

Jughead: The wrapper has a slightly different thickness. I

suspect its location of manufacturing. Not important.

Archie! Feel free to hop back on anytime, buddy!

Archie: This is the first time I've seen you not eating in

a long time.

Jughead: Me? I'm not gonna eat on cam. Not for free

anyway.

Veronica: Well, it is nice to catch up before my trip.

(all pause)

Archie: ... Trip?

Veronica: It's fine! We're only bringing a couple people

and it's my own boat! I don't see what the problem

is!

Jughead: Personally, my isolation is mostly emotional. Haha, right, Arch? Anyway, Pop's has been a mess. Ethel? She quit. Midge? She quit. Haven't seen Pop himself in months-

Dilton: That sucks.

Betty: Yeah.

Jughead: Arch? Arch. Arch? Arch? Hey, Archie?

Archie: What?

Jughead: Love you.

Archie: Love you, too.

Dilton: Veronica, are you quarantined?

Veronica: Ugh! Yes, and it's SOOOO BORRING. An eighty inch has never looked smaller!

Dilton: .... Well, it is nice to see familiar faces.

Betty: Some more than others. He's being very insistent now.

Archie: You don't have to answer. My phone's been off for like three days.

Betty: What?

Archie: Way too many reach-outs from, like, everyone and every place I've ever written for. And... other stuff. It's... kinda embarrassing.

Veronica: Thanks!

Archie: Well, not you guys. You know what I mean.

Jughead: He's been around, theydies.

Betty: Anyone have any good news?

Veronica: Well, I WAS engaged. Before somebody couldn't do long distance.

Betty: Or work and school and long distance. And I was told it was on good terms.

Veronica: Mmm-hmm.... We're still... friends. Apparently.

Betty: Hmmm. Well. She can come get the expensive ring she bought anytime.

Veronica: Hmm... well, knowing her financial situation, she can keep it!

Jughead: Different energy in here! Ok. Let's keep going!

Dilton: Well, haha, can't really share my good news without completely ruining a certain campaign to a certain player.

Jughead: OHOHOHOHO! I am so looking forward to it!

Veronica: Please! Any real, not-fantasy news?

Betty: I mean, not really. They just canceled the next season.

Dilton: And the one con that WAS local, so.

Jughead: Fantasy con?

Dilton: No.

Jughead: That anime one?

Dilton: Naw.

Jughead: Wait, don't tell me... Don't-

Dilton: It was that death salon thing with all the morticians.

(long pause from everyone)

Archie: Sounds about right.

Dilton: I mean, I WAS going. For the book signing.

(another pause)

Jughead: I have a food baby. The father is Little Debbie.

Betty: Congratulations!

(Reggie video connects)

Reggie: Oh, you guys are on here? That's cool!

Jughead: HAHAHAHA! Reg-jay!

(Archie disconnects)

Veronica: Bye, everyone!

(Veronica disconnects)

Betty: Sorry! Gotta run, guys.

(Betty disconnects)

Dilton: Hold on, can't hear you! Gonna try reconnecting.

(Dilton disconnects)

(pause)

Jughead: Glad to see you, buddy!

Reggie: Where'd they all go?

Jughead: Oh, we talked about it. They got, uh. Class.

Reggie: You don't have class?

Jughead: Naw, sort of took an involuntary gap year... for my brain.

Reggie: Oh! Yeahyeahyeah, people are doin' that!

Jughead: Seemed pretty eager today, buddy. Sorry scheduling didn't work out, huh? So, uh, what's up?

Reggie: Oh, nothing much. Uh, just really missing everybody I guess. Hey, you know if Archie's, like, busy?

Jughead: Little bit from the sound of it, man. And general just everything.

Reggie: Oh. Yeahyeah. No, yeah.

Jughead: Could relay him something maybe?

Reggie: Just... thinking about him a lot lately. You know. Could you give him my number?

Jughead: Sure thing!

(Jughead disconnects)

(Reggie nods, pauses, and disconnects)

(Dilton video connects)

(Jughead video connects)

Jughead: Dude!

Dilton: We still on for DnD Friday?

Jughead: Absolutely! 'specially after that tease. Did you find a torrent for the Plastic Man show?

Dilton: Not a crisp one anywhere.

Jughead: We'll keep lookin'.

Dilton: What did he want, anyway?

Jughead: What, Reggie? He's goin' through it, man.

Dilton: Oh?

(Archie video connects)

Archie: Hey, Jughead, why's Reggie sending me really forlorn selfies?

Jughead: Don't worry 'bout it, zucchini. Thanks again, Dilton.

Archie: Thanks, Dilton!

Dilton: 'Welcome. I get it. I'll leave you ladies alone.

(Dilton disconnects)

Jughead: You doin' okay, Arch?

Archie: No.

Jughead: Hey! Call me anytime.

Archie: I know.

Jughead: Gotchu, buddy. But right now I do have a date with a box of Honey Buns, so... Ten minutes?

Archie: Ten minutes.

Jughead: Bye!

(Jughead disconnects)

(Archie's phone rings)

(Archie disconnects)

[eloarei]

As copy-pasted from that one BNHA ask meme: ALL my answers, since @oldseablues suggested I do that.  Under a cut because it’s long.

BNHA Ask Meme™ Reblog this if you want your followers to send you one of these:

~ B A S I C S ~

1: What part of the anime/manga piqued your interest? Like, what did I see that made me want to watch it? TBH I don't know! I guess it was All Might lol. I just saw that a bunch of people on my dashboard were talking about it and about him and I was like "Okay, I'll watch it." (A few people IRL had reccommended it to me before but I was like 'eh'.)

2: Did you think Midoriya would be a good protagonist in the first few chapters/episodes? Answered before. I think the gist of it was that I thought he was gonna be fine, I just didn't know if the story was gonna be any good.

3: How do you think Midoriya’s conflict with Bakugou will end? Honestly I think it'll turn out fine. I mean, I think that they'll repair their friendship (if you can even call it that). I think Izuku has to stop focusing on Bakugou and Bakugo has to start respecting Izuku. I think it'll happen just fine as they grow into themselves. I would be surprised if they didn't repair their relationship, just based on common shounen tropes.

4: What was your first reaction to Bakugou’s treatment towards Midoriya? First reaction? Hmm, let me see if I can remember. I guess I didn't think about it much because I wasn't sure he was going to be an important character. But when I realized he was... I guess I was just surprised that Izuku put up with it all that time. Of course it could be because of his lack of confidence, but I guess I see it more as him having faith in Kacchan actually being worth maintaining a friendship with, despite the bullying? He's too sweet for his own good ^^;;

5: What do you think of All-Might as a hero? Pfft, well he's great, obviously! Isn't that like... the one thing you're supposed to know when you start the series? "The sky is blue. All Might is great." He's a good guy. He does what he can and he does it well.

6: Do you think that Midoriya deserved to get OFA? Of course. He's clever and determined and passionate and kind. Who else would have been that appropriate?

7: Aside from Midoriya, which character in the series do you think has had the most character development? I'm gonna SKIP this one, since I'm still only a lowly Season 2 graduate. I haven't seen enough change in any of the characters to say.

8: Favorite unpopular character? Honestly? Mineta. I know everyone hates him, but I like him for the same reasons. Yes, he's dumb and sleazy, but I think he acts as a sort of balance, and it's good to have a character that occupies peoples' soft-hatred but isn't a villain. Not every 'good guy' is unproblematic, and I think he has the greatest capacity for growth because he's starting so low on the likeability chart. XD

9: Favorite overall character? I mean, that's an easy tie between Izuku and All Might. Obviously. If I had to pick someone else though... Tsuyu. She's precious. Or Ochaco. She's also precious. Or Iida, who is (surprise) also damn precious.

10: Do you have any OC’s? Describe them! If you don’t, create one on the spot. Create one? Yeesh. Uh. Okay, I'll port some original OCs over. Addisson: chivalrous lesbian hero, dresses like a knight. She conjures 'light-weapony' (or other items; made of light/air/whatever, they function as intended until she lets go of them. Only for melee weapons though, not projectiles unfortunately.)

~ S H I P S ~

Pink: What are your main/favorite ships? As surprises nobody: Dekumight, for sure. But side ships? Erasermic, and anything involving Ochaco. (Roughly in order: Ocha/Iida, Ocha/Bakugo, Ocha/anyone else. Oh! Never seen it before, but how about Ochaco/Gunhead?!)

Blue: Do you have any NOTPs? By principal, no. I don't do NOTPs. But if you're asking which ships I just don't really like or don't really get, the winner would have to be TodoDeku. It's very popular? but it just doesn't pique my interest at all.

Yellow: Favorite fanfiction about your OTP? Ooh man, it's only on chapter 2 ATM but @thenightisdarkandfullofbooty’s "Fettered" is really really great so far! Other than that, I don't generally recc explicit fics, but Motte-Gwappo and Jabor pretty well cornered the market with good E-rated oneshots.

Green: Any preferred rarepairs? Ahah yeah, I main a rarepair. And from what I understand, pretty much everything that doesn't include Todoroki or Bakugou is a rarepair, so... uh huh.

Purple: Do you have any works centered around your OTP? HELL YEAH. Anyone who's reading this probably knows. I've got 11 posted Dekumight fics so far, and *counts* 4? WIPs? and... uh... roughly 30+ more ideas? *sweats*

Orange: Fluff or Angst? Good lord I love both, but if you're gonna angst me, PLEASE give me a happy ending.

Red: What do you like the most about your favorite ship? Aaaaaaahhh gosh. Everything. *sighs dreamily* Did you see me the other day, comparing them to freaking Christian worship music? Gawd. They have SUCH a great dynamic, and it's one that has a lot of potential for shifting in various ways too. I guess what I really love most about them is how genuinely devoted to each other they are. Shipped or not, they really love each other! It's so wonderful. =]

Turqoise: What do you hate about your favorite ship? Alright now this is silly question. Why have an OTP if you don't just adore every fiber of their being? In the case of Dekumight, despite what I think a lot of other people would think, I don't even hate the things that make it a controversial pairing. I don't hate that Izuku is underage, and that there's a fairly massive age gap between them, and that there's a 'power imbalance' between them, because that all adds to their dynamic. It makes them very interesting. I don't wish that Izuku was older. I mean, I've written that fic, and I think they're still interesting together, but honestly, the fact that they at least met when Izuku was young is pretty important to their dynamic and-- *goes on forever and ever* ADDENDUM: One thing I do hate is that the majority of the fandom can't (or isn't interested in even trying to) see how goshdarn much sense the ship makes.

Lavender: Does your ship get a lot of hate? If so, why? Hahahaha yes. I don't pay a lot of attention to the fandom at large, but I'm fairly certain it's the most hated ship in the fandom? And it's the only ship I've ever gotten hate over! (Wonderful. Wish I'd get more. It'd be a good outlet for my blabbering haha) I understand /why/ it gets hate though. It's underage. It's frequently read as a father-son relationship. Oh, and it interferes with other popular ships, of course.

Grey: Realistically speaking, will your ship ever become canon? I guess there's a remote chance. Like, top of Mt. Everest remote. haha wouldn't that just fuck with people. Naw, look, I'm fully accepting of the fact that there are at least 5 other drastically-more-likely options, which are, in approximate order of likeliness: 1. Izuku/Ochaco, 2. Izuku/nobody, 3.Izuku/another girl, 4.Izuku/Bakugou, 5.Izuku/another guy. I give Dekumight a .01% chance haha and I think that's a liberal estimate. XD; BUT! I would be more than happy for there to be at least a throwaway line somewhere about Izuku having (or having had) a crush on All Might at some point, and I give that a very generous 5% chance of happening haha.

~ T H E O R I E S ~

Pop: Do you think the “Dabi and Shouto are brothers” theory is true? Don't know who the hell Dabi is.

Indie: Opinions on the Traitor Kaminari theory? Never heard it. Sounds implausible.

Punk: Opinions on the Traitor Kirishima theory? Never heard it. Don't like it.

Rock: What do you think of the “The doctor from Midoriya’s childhood is affiliated with the League Of Villains” theory? (in reference to this post) I mean... sure?? I didn't read the post, but I have no strong opinions on theories.

Jazz: What do you think will happen now that Eri has been saved? Honestly, I only know Eri through fanfic, so I'm gonna say, "No clue, my dude."

~ S T U D E N T S ~

11: Dekusquad or Bakusquad? Porque no los dos? But Dekusquad.

12: Most underrated student? Hagakure. That's the invisible girl, right? That's quite a power!

13: Dadmight or Dadzawa? Porque no los dos? But my ship dictates I vote Dadzawa. Honestly though, they could both BE dads; there's no one way to be a dad. All Might makes me think a little more of an uncle. Aizawa strikes me as more dad-like from my own experience, but they're both supportive in their different ways. I know, let's be contrarian and say "DadMic" =P HE'S the one that reminds me of several of my allo-dads.

14: Whose quirk do you think is the most unique? I think I said Tokoyami when I answered this before. I can't think of a better answer right now, so let's just go with that again.

15: Aside from Midoriya, who do you think has the most potential to be #1 Hero? I guess Todoroki.

16: Should Mineta be replaced by Shinsou in the hero class? Porque no los dos? If you get rid of Mineta, there's gotta be someone else for everyone to hate. Just shove another desk in there and have them both. Make them share, I dunno.

17: Favorite student(s) outside of Class 1-A? Hatsume Mei!

18: Any HCs for the entirety of Class 1-A? Headcanons for the whole class? Is that a thing? I guess I HC that they all genuinely love Izuku and are encouraged by his attitude. =]

19: Do you remember their seating arrangement by heart? lol heck no. I think I have an idea of where a few of the characters sit? But honestly, I blasted through the series once and haven't looked back on it yet, so I haven't had time for memorization.

20: Which of the students do you think has the most potential to become a villain? Gosh. Any of them could. I mean, being a villain instead of a hero is so based on circumstance. If things go wrong, any of them could go that way.

~  V I L L A I N S ~

Techno: Favorite villain? Stain. Not interested in any of the others just yet.

Classical: Eight Precepts of Death or League of Villains? what.

Metal: Which villain’s quirk would you want for yourself? I don't?

Soul: Shigaraki or Chisaki? Who?

Alternative: Most obnoxious villain? Shigaraki.

~  M I S C ~

Apple: Favorite popular HC? I haven't the slightest clue what's popular, but I'll reiterate my own personal headcanon: Izuku has or has had a huge pre-teen crush on All Might.

Strawberry: Who is your favorite pro-hero? Uh... Hmm.... Predictable answer: All Might. Less predictable answer: Best Jeanist, because his fucking outfit drives me nuts and I hate it so much I like it.

Banana: Which of the pro-heroes’ quirks fascinates you the most? Eh. I dunno. I guess I'm not really 'fascinated' by anyone's abilities. ^^; I just like them as whole characters.

Cherry: Should Endeavor die like right now Nah. He's important, even if we hate him. In fact, that might be part of why he's important. You can't love every 'protagonist'.

Pear: What was your reaction to Todoroki’s backstory? I... didn't have a strong reaction. I'm not a huge fan of Todoroki to begin with. I mean, I felt bad for him, of course, but I guess I wasn't surprised or anything, so it was like, "oh. huh. poor kid." I'm more interested in what happens next.

Kiwi: Should the BNHA girls get more spotlight/recognition? Of course! They're all great.

Pineapple: What do you like the most about BNHA, as a whole? Well, I guess what I like is the characters! That pretty usual, for any story I get involved in. But of course I love superheroes, so there's that! But I do also like the feeling of the whole story, how it's inspirational but also with a looming bleakness, you know?

Watermelon: Dub or Sub? Sub sub sub all the way. Gotta watch it in its original form, whatever that is. I LOVE their original Japanese voices. I accidentally heard a tiny snippet of it in English and I regret it haha.

Coconut: How do you think Hokiroshi is doing, in terms of the plot? Well I'm not caught up so it's a bit hard for me to say, but I think it's going well so far. I'm still interested.

Blueberry: What makes BNHA unique from all the other shonen animes/mangas out there? I'm not sure. I think it's in the small details. I mean, I'm not sure it really IS unique from other anime, any more than they're all unique from each other. TBH I feel like it actually take quite a few elements from other popular series and puts them together in an effective way.

...and that's the end!

[obsxbjoo]

mundorkday heyo

Preferred name:  tbh I’ll respond to any noise you make in my general direction but Inc is totally fine as well !! 
Preferred pronouns:  any ?? any,, 
 Timezone:  MST (UTC -7 or smth) ey -yodels at the top of the Rocky Mountains-

Preferred writing style:
  

hahah is it news that I don’t have a preference ?? tbh I’m super cool with any format, para, sms, dialogue or otherwise !! I actually find it a mote easier to respond to styles that are naturally shorter but thats jus bc I feel like it’s less pressure and I don’t have to fiddle with words for nine billion years pFSFSFSSS but I love em all the same !! just,, might respond faster to shorter ones just because its easier for me haaa 

Preferred writing genre:  

boy I’d love to try anything at least twice hahah //shot exploring different themes is always a treat in my experience ?? wherever the inspiration takes us ! I just believe that putting a muse into different situations can showcase different sides that wouldn’t have otherwise come to light !! does the usually distant or socially awkward muse have a chivalrous streak ? is the quiet one actually good with comforting people ? does the tough one have a way with children ? does the small one LOVE CHEESY GARLIC BREAD CHIPS ?? it’s always a discovery and I think it’s pretty great pFFFS,,, explorinn find the new things I’ll admit tho I’m all for them crack and dank memes


Genres you’re less interested/would rather not partake in:  

as a minor I’m neither interested in nor willing to write smut or excessively sexual content :’> anything else is really fair game !! 


Any other writing preferences?  

ah I guess ?? I usually prefer small text but really it doesn’t matter either way hahaha anything else is pretty Aesthetic but also time consuming so I’m like ?? wow ?? amazing but also ahahah I’m so lazy so um yeah I’m pretty minimal on formatting,, 

Favorite color: 

right but listen here every color is beautiful in its own right like yeah some are drab some are neon some are pale and others aren’t and that is honestly incredible *DEEP BREATH* tl;dr how do you expect me to choose 


Favorite/lucky number: 

uuuhhhhh,,, well idk the number 9 or 1 / 11 appears a lot in my life I guess hahahaha


A song/show/drama you’d recommend: 

a friend of mine would like me to promote Scorpion (cbs) and I’ve seen the first two episodes and it’s pretty great so far ?? either way I’ve peeked into quite a few different corners of music/show/drama tho but at the sam time I know like nonE AHAH,,, tho for real you can get me into pretty much anything ?? I always find something to appreciate pffs


Fill in the blank: “You’re always free to message me about ___!”

yelling ?? idk man for real I’m a huge chatterbox and I always want to talk to people haha !! really feel free to start a conversation with me about like,, most anything tbH,, if it’s a topic I’m not familiar with you should 100000% tell me about it ?? I’d love it :00 ( also we can always just hold a conversation in just screeching I’m down for that also ) 


If you could choose a species in Obscura that you’d like to be, what would it be? Why? 

geeeee all the species r pretty cool ?? tho bein a vampire or a werewolf is to u gh so like I honestly don’t think I could pull it off hAHAHA,,, tbh a beast blooded would be mighty cool !! I’d totally want to be a dragon :‘DDDD


What is your ultimate weakness; what makes you feel all soft and squishy inside? 

um,,, tbh ships ?? and not even just the romantic kind like give me familial ships,, friendships, hateships, platonic ships ???? I’ll just m elt inside hahahaha wow I’m super lame.,, just some kids just having to deal with each other’s existence in their lives is honestly the best,,, angst also makes me cry and hurt forever but I love it 8") 


Write the first thing to come to mind in caps:  

tHATS NOT WHAT THE FROG COLOR IS


Three random facts about you: HAHAHAH whoops I absolutely,,, s UC K at these pFF ok um,, um lessee other than the fact that I’m lame

a pair of magpies were going to build a nest in this smol conifer right up against a window in our house and like ?? yo you could see the beginnings of the twigs getting threaded through there and I was like :000 !!! hype ?? wow they chose this place to be home and I was so ready 2 take pictures of ugly baby dinos I mean cute baby magpies since it’s like I could sit on the arm chair that’s up against the window and I could have full vantage of the lil nest ??? as I was saying, hype !! bUT THEN MY MOM TOOK OUT A FRUIT KNIFE THE ONE WE CUT WATERMELONS WITH AND SAWED OFF THE WHOLE BRANCH AND THREW IT TWIGS AND ALL INTO THE TRASH AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHG -sobs softly- im just sorry for the poor magpie pair,,, I’m sorry we wasted all your hard work,,, ( mom’s explanation: this is my house so I’m not going to let them build a home on my home I was here first !! ) tho like I don’t think the magpies moved out tbh I saw the other day they were perched on our tree so ???? I’m just sad I missed out on the great pictures sob it was like a fairy tale ( I tried to talk my mom out of it by saying about how a pair of magpies were considered auspicious n all and I’m disappointed it didn’t work ?? I made a pretty good argument I feel ;v )

right so like last week we had a few slices of raisin bread from T&T ( our local Asian food supplier in the form of a supermarket eyyy ) and I was like,,, wow ??? dude how great would raisin bread french toast be like wOW !!? I’ve never made french toast before and tbh we’re like rice everyday ™ and honestly the inside of our fridge has never seen cheese or cream or pasta ( ok look I know uncooked pasta doesn’t go in the fridge but I was making a point ) and certain other western-type foods are rare guests ( a tragedy rly because I love that stuff ) bUT ANYWAY !! I was thinking about french toast and going,,, woah,,, woah woAH ??? we might actually have all the ingredients ?? we always have eggs, and… oh, half and half…? aw… we don’t have that— oH but you can make it with milk and butter ??? gasp i actually think we have like 1 stick of frozen butter from waaaay back and I’m sure it’s saved there omg this’ll work. we don’t have nutmeg but… I distinctly remember getting vanilla extract and my mom says we have cinnamon ?? I didn’t even know we had cinnamon !! wow this is going to work imma make it for breakfast tomorrow it will be great !! so cue tomorrow, I wake up earlier to get it ready ( lmao since usually I wake up like 5 mins before transit comes and toss stuff into my backpack and leave ) and,,, and it turns out we I overestimated what we had in our fridge aHAHA,,, what I thought was a stick of butter was actually yeast and there was ?? no sugar ?? I could not find sugar,,, we didn’t have milk either and I was v disappointed in myself bUT !! I still made it using soy milk and brown sugar ( it was super hard I was chiseling it with a spoon ) but luckily I did manage to dig out the vanilla extract + the cinnamon was def there, as were the eggs and salt was around. of course, had to use vegetable oil instead of butter to grease the pan as I’d planned but !! it totally turns out great and was a p good success considering a first attempt hahaha,,, topped it with bananas, crumbled walnut and maple syrup and it was great :^)))))) 

ummmmmmmmmmmm wow those turned out long hAHAHA,, uh no other interesting stories are coming to mind right away but like ?? I guess one time when I was a kid we were in Toronto I think and I,,, rushed some pigeons ( like when u try to make people flinch right ?? yeah ) some pigeons that were in a courtyard and like,,, ok so there was a lady eating subway and she was a respectable business lady or smth bUT SO THE FLOCK OF PIGEONS ALL TOOK OFF AND SHE ( understandably ) SPOOKED AND DROPPED HER SUBWAY AND WALKED QUICKLY AWAY AND WOW I FELT SO BAD AAHHAAHAAAaaa,,, either way the pigeons descended on the subway and it was never seen again,,, I still feel rlllyyy bad abt it I’m so sorry for like ruining that woman’s day sobbbbb

ohey and we come full circle aHahah,, one story about birds, another story about food, and then a story about birds and food aahhaahaHAHAA,,, pretty accurate reflection of my life tbh,,, I’m all about birds and food

oH,, oh,, ‘nother story came to mind which involves a rly majestic nosebleed but uh hmmm let’s save that one PSHH

[stupidpianist]

31 october 2018

11:49: HAPPY HALLOWEEN!! LET’S GET THIS BREAD!! I’M OUT OF BED!! I GOT UP!! I’M UP I’M UP I’M UP!! Hah this is no cause for celebration, if you’re getting out of bed at 11:49 and considering it an accomplishment you probably got some issues… like… I… might…

Okay I had MORE NIGHTMARES last night??? What gives??? I feel like it’s just a period of my life, it’s not because of any reason, maybe it’s the ~~~spooky~~~ atmosphere right now surrounding Halloween, and at least, like, the nightmares don’t wake me up until morning anyways, but it’s not the most pleasant way to wake up, being like, oh wow, thanks, mind, you did it again, didn’t you, you big trickster, you made me feel really scared/distraught again, wow, thanks so much. To be honest I’ve been awake for a bit already, I just didn’t want to get out of bed, so I just stared at things on my phone. Not the best way to start the day, but I’m going to make some G Fuel, brush my teeth, you know, the usual, take out the garbage, head to school. Don’t have anything until my work shift at 19h, though I’ll also go to the protest to change the Redmen name for McGill’s men’s sports teams at 14h. Still, that gives me a lot of time to practice, which I haven’t done for three days now??? That’s really egregious, now that midterms are over I have to go “full force” to prep for prescreening recordings. At least this is something I’m experienced in, like, I’ve done this so many times, it’ll be okay, I know how to practice, it’s just I need to start waking earlier again. It was going so well for a bit and I just regressed, I guess…

Don’t want to make salad or anything and I don’t have any breakfast foods besides oatmeal and I don’t really want to make oatmeal either, so I guess it’ll just be a G Fuel breakfast? Maybe I’ll finally get that sausage muffin sandwich from Tim Horton’s I was talking about a few days ago, and a coffee, or something. Feeling a lot groggier than I did yesterday, but also feels like I have some momentum today that I didn’t yesterday? Going to try and carry this through, today will be a simple schedule: -go to mclennan, do first liveblog update of the day -go to protest -go to tim horton’s for coffee and sausage biscuit sandwich -go practice -go to work -grab beer after work on way home -drink beer at home while reading things and “surfing the ‘net”

Not feeling very social so probably won’t go to any Halloween parties tonight, I think. Halloween is one of my favourite holidays, but I’m feeling pretty introverted today, not in a like negative or detracting or bad or unwanted way.

12:44: “Plopped down” at computer. Have a bit over an hour before protest starts to slam out a liveblog update, will probably use the rest of the time to continue reading Almost Transparent Blue in French. Oh, OH I didn’t tell you something really strange!! So after I got home with the French translation of Almost Transparent Blue I started just skimming through it, finding specific scenes I wanted to read, and flipped to the end of the book to read the letter, and was like, “wait, why is the French letter so much longer than the English one?” So I start reading and I’m like, holy crap, the English translation has completely removed this first paragraph, where Ryu is talking about if Lilly recognizes the photograph on the cover of the book, if she remembers when he took the photo? And he’s like, “I specifically requested this be used as the cover because the entire time I was writing this book I was picturing your face.” So, okay, yes, the French edition does have a photograph of a Japanese punk-looking woman on it, but on further investigation, looking at the photo copyright, I’m really skeptical that it’s the actual photo of Lilly, because the copyright of the photo isn’t for Ryu, it’s for a Marc Gantier. So, okay, fine, not the actual photo, that makes sense, protect her privacy, but then why do all the English editions omit this paragraph??? What was the rationale behind this??? It’s such an integral and important paragraph and I had NO IDEA it existed for SO LONG until this moment!! Is the paragraph removed from other translations, too??? Also, like, from Googling, I can’t seem to find any original Japanese edition which features any photograph of any woman on the cover, so it seems that despite the letter in the back, no edition ever had the real photo, so even if it was removed for privacy reasons, why doesn’t the English edition include this paragraph, and just append a footnote being like, “the reason why the cover doesn’t feature Lilly is for privacy”????? It made me genuinely angry, like, you can’t go removing entire paragraphs when translating a text…

Okay okay rant over, rant over, I promise. Going to “throw some tunes on,” then do some more Bleu presque transparent reading, excited to find any more differences, also excited to take this Timmie biscuit to the face.

13:41: Hey look, I made a monologue script of someone trying to place an order at a fast food establishment, check it out look at this hahahahah:

“oh hey, sorry, yeah, let me just get a uhhhhh, hold on, just a second haha, i'm sorry, uh--

yeah, yeah, okay, uhm,

n-no no it's okay you can go before me it's fine it's fine, really, i'm still deciding, i'm jus—

oh okay yeah, if you're sure, yeah, okay, hahah, sorry, let me get uh,

just ah, uhh, yeah, okay, i'll just have,

shoot, i'm really sorry i'm really sorry i just, hah, i can't uh decide between these two, uh,

do you have a favourite? do you have a favourite, like, menu item? like, is, uhh, i don't know, is, that one better, or this one? i'm really indecisive hahaha, i'm really sorry for taking so long, yeah, okay, uhh, sure sure, yes haha i'll just get the uhhmm,

okay, okay, yes, i'll have, uhhhh...

hey are you sure you don't want to go before me? i mean like are you in a rush or anything? no? okay, okay, sure, so i'll just get then the uhh, shoot, i just lost what i was looking at haha hah uhh shoot shoot shoot, lemme just find it again i was just looking at it,

OH okay GOT IT yes okay yeah i'll have that one? sorry i can't read the number is it a three?? my vision is pretty bad hahah yeah, what? what? sorry hahaha i can't understand you, what did you say? the-- oh, oh, no, that's not the one i actually wanted, no no, i'm sorry, no no it's not your fault really it's totally all me, it's my bad, no i wanted the uhhh, the uh shoot i can't even read the name, i'm really sorry about all this, just, just get me the uhh

sorry, i'm so sorry, sorry, i must be like out of practice i guess heheh am i right? sorry sorry you're right okay i'll be serious now, i'm holding up the line, i'm so sorry for doing this, i just don't know what kind of mood i'm in, i don't know which meal to get, let me just uhhhhh, maybe i'll just go with a classic, uh, so, like, uhhhmm, yeah-- okay, yes, yeah, how about the uhhh, shoot hold on i'm getting a phone call--

yes? YES? i'm sorry, i can't hear you. no, CAN'T HEAR YOU. can you call back later? no no, i said, can you call back LATER? can you- can you just-- okay, i'm hanging up, i have to go, i, okay, bye. BYE!

--oh gosh sorry, okay, where was i? did i order yet? did you get my order? oh jeez i guess i haven't even given you the order yet, wow, sorry, i spaced out so hard just now, that was my mother, she must be driving under a tunnel or something, i could barely make out what she was saying!! okay, yeah, yeesh there's just so many options, okay, yes, so let me get uhhhh

i know, i know, i'm sorry i don't want me to be doing this either, i just don't know what to get, i just can't, can, could you just order whatever you want for me? i'll pay for it, i'll pay, here, here's my credit card, just place whatever order you want. oh gosh no no please i don't need to speak to your manager, i know it's against policy and you can't legally do it but please, just please, i really don't want to keep standing here, i don't even know if i'm hungry anymore, i just, i just want any meal, really, i won't tell your manager you placed the order, okay? it's-

i'm sorry sir, i told you you could have gone before me if you wanted, do you, do-- oh, oh, okay, uh okay yes i'll just finish my order then, you're right, i'm almost there, yeah, i don't want to have to start over, so let me just, let me just check my bank balance, okay? i just need to check my balance and make sure i have enough to pay for the meal i want, hold on, let me just log into my banking app real quick. this will only take a second, i promise, just, wait, just hold on, please, please, uhhhhh, uhhhhhhhhhhhhh, uhhhhhhhh... shoot shoot shoot i'm forgetting my password and now i'm forgetting my recovery questions' answers, oh god, i'm sorry, i'm sorry, hold on, hold on”

Oh man I feel like I could just continue doing this forever, like at least for an hour straight, like this could just turn into a novel, just an entire novel of someone stuttering and feeling embarrassed and not knowing what to order and just circularly maneuvering around it unintentionally like hahahah I really like this idea.

This isn’t what I’ve been working on I promise this isn’t the “impetus of a new short story” I was talking about but like COME ON hahahah let me, LET ME WRITE THIS just LET ME WRITE about this poor person who CAN’T ORDER hahahaha

Genuinely forget who told me this, this was a really funny story, but I can’t remember who told me… Hold on, wait, going to see if I can will this memory back into existence, wait, just a second… Uhhh… DAMN no it’s impossible, I’m ~90% sure it was one of my guy friends but this was a while back, but the story was, HERE LET ME TELL YOU: he had a friend who had a thing where he would practice and every time he went to Taco Bell he would say his order as quickly as he could, and the result was one of the funniest things ever because he got so good at it that he could just spew out the order and completely flabbergast the cashier and everyone around him and then everyone would just start laughing hysterically as they asked him to repeat the order.

What’s, like, the most egregious food you could eat in a library? What could you just “bring out” and shove in your face, what consumption could you take to your face that would just throw people? Like I’m talking, It’s Always Sunny, Charlie Kelly eating spaghetti out of a ziplock bag levels of ridiculous. I WANT TO KNOW, I REALLY WANT TO KNOW. Going to think about this as the day goes on, want to make this fantasy YOUR REALITY. Can’t be something smelly or something that would offend people, needs to just be something funny that I can bring out and put away easily if someone asks me to stop eating. Hm. Tricky. Very tricky.

What am I even doing right now hahahah

14:45: Wrote “let’s get this bread” in my timesheet document to denote that I’m starting to practice piano now, does that make sense? Do you understand? I AM STARTING TO PRACTICE PIANO. I have my sausage biscuit from Tim Horton’s, I have my medium coffee, I’m READY TO GO. Visited Poppy for a bit in her practice room, had a nice chat, went to my practice room, took that biscuit to the face, drank all of the coffee, let’s practice let’s get some feeling back in my fingers before they fall off completely.

18:02: Guess where I am.

No, you have to guess.

You probably got it right, yeah, I’m in a library, wow, quelle surprise. The MUSIC library, to be specific, because my shift is in Tanna tonight, same building. I’m still feeling groggy, but I practiced really well, it was three solid hours without looking at my phone and only one practice break which lasted ten minutes. Feeling good about that, that’s a good way to get “back on the bus,” dangerous to immediately shoot back up to five-six hour average, start with three, tomorrow inch it to four, and then it’ll be practically back to where it was. Definitely did feel awkward and clumsy at the keys, though, it’s amazing that even three days without touching a piano but still thinking about the music constantly can degrade ability so much, like, decades of work just undone in a few days?? There’s a quotation from Arthur Rubinstein, gonna paraphrase it, it’s like, “if I don’t practice for a day, I notice, if I don’t practice for two, the critics notice, if I don’t practice for three, the audience notices.” Feels so accurate.

“Looking forward” to tomorrow, when I know the instant I touch the piano it’s going to feel so much more fluent again than whatever the hell happened today. I didn’t even sound that bad, I think, it just felt so off, like if you sat down to type on a computer keyboard and the keys were all in the same position, but the keys were, like, all shaped like trapezoids. Can’t complain, though, the practice session could have gone a LOT WORSE, like, maybe it’s because I’m feeling the pressure but it was scandalously easy to not lose focus, was very engaged in just trying to improve my playing the entire time, barely lost concentration for a minute.

During my practice break I went outside and someone in a full-body Pikachu costume was just walking down the street, and I was laughing so hard, and then they started turning towards the music building and in my head was like “yes yes yes” and then they started coming up the stairs and my head started going “yes YES YES YESYESYESYES” and then I asked them if I could take a photo with them and then my head was all “OOOOOOHMYGODYESYESYESYESYES.” I have no idea who the “person behind the mask” is but I love them and I wish them all the best.

Now got a bit under an hour before my shift starts. Not feeling like reading more Bleu presque transparent right now, been really receptive of late that it’s probably bad for mental health if literally all the music I listen to is depressing and everything I’m reading is depressing, feels like, no matter how mentally healthy you are, if all you’re consuming is dark, you just have to be affected, so, like, okay, right now I’m listening to KROY, which is still melancholic, I should change the album, yeesh, one sec--

GOD IT’S BEEN LIKE SIX MINUTES and I’ve been scrolling through my massive music library and I just DON’T KNOW what else to play, I don’t want to stop playing this album, why do I only listen to depressing albums why am I so drawn to sad music, guh, okay, need to make a decision, give me another minute--

OKAY I did it, changed to a really really old playlist I made back in high school called “Music for Excessive Yelling.” Used to neurotically make these massive intricate playlists for every occasion, like, “Riding in a Taxi” or “Walking on the Sidewalk” or “Sitting in a Cafe” or “Using the Bathroom.” Remember I used to walk around campus some days when I was particularly manic and blast this playlist with my friends via Bluetooth speaker. Can’t believe no teachers ever asked us to stop, like, these songs are pretty explicit…

I can “get down” with this again, I can write/read while listening to happy music, I can do this??? Okay I know I’m someone who’s really really really affected by music, case in point I already feel a definitive mood lift, it’s like my brain just went ALRIGHT LET’S MAKE THIS DOPAMINE HE FINALLY STOPPED BLASTING BELL WITCH wow this is great!! Man I have to revamp the music on my iPod and put some of these “bangers” back on it, gotta start walking around again dancing to fun music, not melancholic music.

18:27: Going to idly browse the internet, I think, read up on some news and reviews and whatnot until work starts. Will probably continue reading Disaster Artist on my shift. Crap, looking at the program for the concert, looks like I might be doing a little more than, wait, no, I spoke too soon, it’s a jazz guitar ensemble concert, so I’ll probably just open the door to let them out, open the door to let them backstage, and then strike the stage?? Okay, will probably be a pretty chill shift then, it should be over at 22h, then I can “self medicate” at home, not gonna get drunk or anything but it’s Halloween, I can have a few beers “guilt free” right, even though it’s a Wednesday??

Feel like the week is all uphill from this point on, tomorrow Jasleen and Astoria and I think Michael and Phoebe are coming over to my place (for once) to hang out/idly watch a movie/help people dye their hair or do stick-and-pokes or cut their hair. Made plans with A to meet up on Friday too at an undesignated time and location, got that to “look forward to” too. This week was a struggle but I think it’s going to end on a high note?? As long as I keep putting in effort, today was good, I “did good” today, I think, just need to continue practicing hard tomorrow. Feels good that I don’t have to worry about studying for a few days before I start catching up before finals slams my face into the concrete.

Highly recommend blasting this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1hTaEBR5dg

18:41: Reading up on the “usual slew” of music publications, trying to discover some new releases that are positive, thought the new Weakened Friends album sounded intriguing, I haven’t consistently listened to indie/alt rock in so long, and I heard their singer is spectacular. Pulled up some singles and WOW I LOVE IT, they’re even coming to Montreal in early November?? I love when I just discover a band and then they just happen to be coming to Montreal, one of the best feelings. Also one of the best feelings: discovering new band and finding yourself getting absolutely engrossed in their lore/history/every song they’ve ever released and then just for days/weeks on end you are just listening to them CONSTANTLY and deriving like consistent amazing pleasure from it.

LIKE LISTEN TO THIS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blxyr3tUBfQ

How can u not love it wow it like evokes a distinct smell and sensation and like FEELING that’s enveloping my body, it’s such an identifiable feeling but I can’t describe it, it’s like, walking home from the school bus stop in middle school after saying bye to your friends and stepping off the bus and it’s autumn and you’ve got your old white iPod headphones in that aren’t those newer earpods and they’re plugged into your cracked screen iPod nano and you’re thinking about your crush that you haven’t spoken to but have exchanged fleeting glances with for a weeks on end, and that crush lives in your neighbourhood just a few houses down, and there’s leaves that have almost completely blanketed the sidewalk and road and it hasn’t rained in a while so they’re real crisp and you can feel things crunching with each step, and you’ve got your hands in your pockets, and it’s a friday and you’re about to go drink some pop and play a bunch of video games until your parents come home from work, and later in the day you’re going to get one of your parents to drive you to a friend’s house to watch a movie and eat a bunch of junk food and you know your crush is going too, and so you’re trying not to fixate on that fact but of course it’s impossible, so you’re just completely enthralled and excited and trying to put the thought out of your mind because waiting just a few hours is unbearable, and the sun is not exactly setting and it’s not yet cold enough to have more than just a hoodie on, and so you’re just walking along the road kicking at stones fantasizing about your crush, BUT BUT

BUT it’s not JUST this feeling directly, it’s like, you’re REMINISCING about this feeling.

THERE, THAT’S exactly how this song makes me feel, I hope you understand, feel like this is a pretty universally empathizable feeling for a lot of people that grew up in the suburbs??????

Feel like I’m dancing way too aggressively in the library rn, but totally am not going to stop wow I wish I could sync my iPod with the school computers so I can throw this album on and listen to it on my walk home… Sad I won’t be able to do this UGH

19:09: Y’all don’t even know how gregarious I was just now, I made the BEST conversation with the ushers and stage manager tonight I’m just riding an emotional high that’s getting more and more positive. I was just flinging out good conversation left and right and left and right, it was ceaseless, I was like an air conditioning unit blowing charisma. Realizing now this is probably the least charismatic way of describing what just happened but I’m over it. Okay gonna “crack open” Disaster Artist now and have some humorous casual reading, wish me luck!!!

20:06: Okay concert has started. Should be very casual affair, finding myself enjoying this jazz. IT’s nice just to sit backstage and “vibe out” to stuff like this, enjoying the book too, they match up nicely. Feeling real “mellow,” like a nice cup of hot chocolate.  

21:03: Onto the second half of the concert now. Feeling a little low in energy, but very excited to get home so I can listen to the rest of that Weakened Friends album. Feeling kind of impatient for this concert to end, I appreciate it but I have a hunch that I’m going to go over the 22h that my shift is actually supposed to end at. Not that it matters very much, I shouldn’t be complaining about this or anything, it’s really petty, but I’d just like to not be backstage anymore. Want to “taste the outside air” or something, just be back in my apartment in my own space. At least the book is entertaining, yeah, yeah, and I’m glad I don’t have to stress about completing any assignment or studying anymore tonight. That’s such a strange feeling, wow, been a few weeks since this... has been the case...

Guitar players on stage really struggling with their pedals and amp setup, they haven’t started playing yet, seems like they’ve finally figured it out. Imagining myself going out there flailing my arms around and shouting, “efficiency is our number one priority, guys.” 

21:20: Wow okay this second half is so much better than the first, it’s with a different ensemble wow they’re great, I’m jamming out back here, no longer anxious for the concert to end, really “enjoying myself”

Thank you god or whatever gods or the universe for today like it feels like a microcosm or synecdoche of the week, like it started rough but has been getting better and better, and so has the week, and I’m really feeling grateful for whatever forces are at play that’s making it so, just “throwing this out there,” just “getting it out there”

22:00: Okay yeah I’m not getting out of here for a while longer... These guys are totally running over time as planned. Now I’m slightly annoyed, god, it’s not hard to plan out and time a concert... Also stressing about applications, going to send out e-mails for recommendation letters tomorrow and really think hard about the list of schools to apply to. God I hate this process I know everyone does but really really not looking forward to all this.

[quonit-aceattorney]

3-5 Reaction (work in progress)

Rules:

Q = Me, Quonit.

BF = Bardic Feline, the friend that made me spend 30 dollars on the game and whom I am messaging

I don’t use those when I send the messages close enough my username doesn’t appear.

Any typos (unless they are funny and part of the conversation) will be fixed.

Index

Q: WHAT IS THE NEXT ONE

Bridge to the Turnabout D:<

THUNDER OR WHATEVER

STATUE

7 BRANCHED SWORD

LIFE

LIGHTNING AGAIN

Q: DEAD PERSON WITH HAIR?

OR JUST MORE STATUE

alright back to 2019

hahahaha no im not going to let you guys convince me to go on this probably expensive vacation

dammit pearl you already spent money on it???

OH SO YOU ALL NEED ADULT SUPERVISION

Q:

Phoenix: Sorry, i hate cold places.

THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULD LIVE IN PHOENIX, ARIZONA! :dum du tsss:

THE FUCK IS DAHLIA DOING ON THE COVER

you brought this onto yourself

Q: hello person! You remind me of hello kitty for some reason

okay then hello bikini

Q: ya well fuck iris. Wonder how many people she killed.

Q: no and even then she is an exgirlfriend

PEARL STOP IT

no time to examine everything, I need to go find Dahlia

actually

i am terrified of her so maybe not

hello person with a staff! You look awesome!

Q: Maya doesn't know who she is i think i can be excused

Q: amethyst is great

see you miss :D

Q: ah so pearl is gone too

time to examine everything

Q: oh the main gate reset. I wanted to examine everything though!

I AM TERRIFIED OF IRIS

Q: WELL i've examined everything here. Time to find out where else I can waist time

bridge

DAMMIT 3-4

MAYA: MAYBE YOU SHOULD FACE YOUR FEAR BY HURLING YOURSELF OFF OF THE EDGE WHAT THE FUCK MAYA

Q: SHE JUST TOLD ME TO HURL MYSELF OFF OF THE EDGE OF A CLIFF

Q:

Maya: We should use a fluffy bunny to test if it is safe! Phoenix: That right there sums up the fundamental difference between sane and insane.

well i've examined everything... only thing now is to move forward

Q:

Phoenix: C-Can you not pick on me for one second? PLEASE MAYA

I am reminded of that old picture I drew

this one

Q: MAYA STOP

she will never learn also why does phoenix have to continue suffering

Q: well now that i have finished examining everything time to go inside

FUCK

DAHLIAS HERE

quonit-aceattorney

bet she went off to go and plot my murder

quonit-aceattorney

sure Maya.

aw it's her mom

quonit-aceattorney

well i think we're done in all of those rooms, time to investigate elsewhere

LARRY

quonit-aceattorney

WHAT THE HELL

quonit-aceattorney

larry having an existential crisis

maybe you should try painting her if your so into painting now

quonit-aceattorney

fuckin Doesn't Larry know about Dahlia??? no???

PEARL

SAVE US

NO PEAL

PEARL STAY AS FAR AWAY FROM IRIS AS YOU CAN

quonit-aceattorney

Pearl and awesome lady can I sleep with you guys too i am terrified

quonit-aceattorney

Phoenix: Well, not much to do expect head to my room and huddle under the covers I guess we need help

quonit-aceattorney

hi ms. Dea I can't remember her name so imma call her that

Pearl runs off a lot she's probably fine ...not if iris is learking near... ...shit...

IRIS NO

SO YOU WERE PLOTTING OTHER PEOPLE'S MURDERS BEFORE MINE

where are the locks well she isn't exactly lying it is a title she goes by

alright now where are the locks

nah she is lying

i think something or other about htis place may be cancling my locks

quonit-aceattorney

Iris: The power to protect you from evil spirits the power to CANCEL MY PSYCHI LOCKS

THERE ARE THE LOCKS

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THUMDER

phoenix is scared of thunder

who is dead

NO

NOT HER

THE BRIDGE IS IN FLAMES????

\OH FUCK YOU IRIS

FUCK YOU

RUN ACROSS A BURNING BRIDGE

PHOENIX I AM SOSCARED FOR YOU

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NOT LARRY

WHAT

NO

WHAT

NO

I BLAME ALL OF THIS ON DAHLIA

NOT A SAVE POIBNT NOW

I NEED TO FIX IT

NO

WHAT

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EDGEWORTH

LARRY

EDGY MIGHT RECOGNIZE IRIS

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THANK YOU PHOENIX FOR GIVING EDGEY THE MAGMENTA

DAMMIT I JUST REALIZED I MIGHT BE PLAYING AS EDGEWORTH FOR A WHILE

AHHHHH

THIS IS TERRIFYING

WHAT

WHAT NO

OH MY GOD

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SO APPARENTLY

OH MY GAD

AHHHHH

HAHAHAHA

EDGEY YOU CAN DO IT. RECOGNIZE HER.

oh my god i am playing as him

PHOENIX

WHERE ARE YOU

this music

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wtf

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I THOUGHT I WOULD'VE BEEN READY WHENEVER I GOT A GAME WITH ANOTHER PROTAGONIST BUT APPARENTLY NOT AT ALL

a logical conclusion to come to

(Edit: Quonit don’t you remember your first reaction to it it was like exactly the same)

Edgeworth get with the times :Magic exists

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awwww he called pheonix a dear friend

Phoenix is always suffering

OH MY GOD I AM NOT USED TO EDGY'S VOICE

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This case is ...very very interesting... ...and terrifying... ...and... ......... I have run out of words

GUMSHOE

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D: HOW IS PHOENIX

Dammit i can't ask him that

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Edgy no don't think of gumshoe as a bad thing. With me, we are here to cheer up gumshoe and make him happy

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okay well it was obvious why zarla shipped it before but with how much gumshoe is talking it is even more obvious

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how is maya

oh so the lightning was MAGIC

gumshoe shouldn't have to apologize GUMSHOE YOU ARE GREAT :D dammit it doesn't work

nah phoenix would never make fun of his cool mask I miss phoenix

why did ms.dea have to die she was so sweet i loved her

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NO GUMSHOE GET WITH THE TIMES: HE IS A DEFENCE ATTORNEY AT THE MOMENT

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:0 so that means that edgy will let me play as phoenix again the first chance he gets??? yaaaay thank you dude!

i think half of the girls that larry was in love with in this series were either the vitims or the killers

Edgey: If i had a penny for every time he's said that... you don't need another million dollars sir

ALSO WHERE IS PEARL

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Larry how dare you lie to edgeworth

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honestly my opinion of Larry has improved greatly because he calls Edgeworth Edgey

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Larry: BUT EDGEWORTH! YOU GET TO BE A DEFENSE ATTORNEY FOR A DAY! THAT'S ALWAYS BEEN YOUR DREAM RIGHT :D Edgey: This is exactly why i hate childhood friends

hehe

instead of Maya and Pearl following me around i have Gumshoe and Larry this isn't actually half bad

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all time is flattery time when talking to the right people gumshoe

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of course it was Dahlia

I mean uh

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Gumshoe: And as they say, "The plot thickens!" Gumshoe I lvoe you very much

dammit my rule says to always beleive in your client, UNLESS HE'S MATT... nothing about Dahlia...

...can it change sense I'm with edgeworth now? nah...

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i need to draw Edgeworth wearing it now

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But how could it be Dahlia? Mia put Dahlia in jail.

That second time she was the defendant happened BEFORE the trial where Phoenix was the defendant.

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Hahahaha sorry should have looked at my messages sooner and seen you were going under the impression that Iris is lying about her identity

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And that she is really Dahlia.

But the thing is...being executed in prison...nooooot such an easy thing to come back from.

So why does Iris look so much like her? Hmm. A mystery. :3

one moment let me read

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I was 100% under the impression they were the same person because in the case before with her she had a fake name... If this isn't Dahlia it there is something interesting with magic going on

you have opened up the possibility of it not being dahlia

but the best thing about that picture up there IS THAT I CAN DRAW GUMSHOE NOW WOOO

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Gumshoe: Do you think she feel into the stream and got carried away? Edgeworth: ... Edgeworth: WHY do you have to be such a pessimist, Detective!? IT'

S JUST A THOERY

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:presents Phoenix' profile: Bikini: This man... His face betrays a life of suffering and great weariness of the world. The game acknowledging this is almost scary

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it's so weird that the police investigating doesn't mean that i can't

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Edgeworth: Is this how it is for Wright? Is this what it's like to be a defense attorney? DO YOU FEEL GUILTY YET FOR ALL OF THE PAIN YOU CAUSED US

Edgeworth: ...To be honest, it feels more like it's detrimental to your health it probably is

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So Edgeworth likes the woods it's becoming a reality

I once said that as a joke and it seems to be a running theme now...

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Me: :shows off badge: Gumshoe: It's just so odd, it's like a detective with a license to kill! Edgeworth: Does this little thing old that ominous of a meaning? you have no idea

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Gumshoe: :about Iris: We did a database search on her fingerprints and came up with nothing. uh... okay...

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Edgeworth how are things so EASY for you!? I am so shocked not everybody suffers as much as a defense attorney

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Edgeworth: I could never show my face to Wright is something happened to her. Gumshoe: Aww, it'll be okay This conversation breaks me

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Edgeworth: If you're in jail, you don't have to pay for your own meals you know sir are you advertising prison to gumshoe

I keep not examining things becauseI already have and then i rmember im playing with a different character

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Having deep life conversations with gumshoe

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I need to sleep. This case is far to interesting,

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Iris is already back??? This is never supposed to happen!

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I was confused at first but now i am very happy with playing as Edgeworth

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i am going to sleep

Last Sunday at 3:42 PM

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Playing more. Much better opinion of iris. She just feels a lot more genuine

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The game keeps hinting so hard it wants me to break the locks but I don't think I have the right evidence yet

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Haha iris is also a lesbian

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I found a suspicious price of paper!

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Maybe this will help me with the magmenta!

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It worked!!!

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I broke the locks and regained my hp!

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Larry what are you doing here

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Larry: Look at that bridge up there. This place has to be heaven, because that thing is hell. Larry is great

hehe

Larry: Everybody tried to comfort him, but he would just sit there sobbing. hahahaha.

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you can make a crane now? PROVE IT

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even if that is graffiti I am impressed my Larry's skill

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I broke the locks!!!

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shit now there are 5 locks

Edgeworth: Nooooooooooooo! The best reaction to five locks i have seen yet

to be comintued!

trial start :0

this will be interesting

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I mean you did get a different judge but with how shocking that trial was I am still scared that he might remember you

who is the prosocution

why is the desk empty

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so that means I win

WHAT THE FUCK

franz

OH MY GOD

FRANZ

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE FRANZ

she has her whip again dammit'

Judge: What's that!? A whip!? I'm not sure I care for such a thing in my courtroom! I was waiting so long for a statement like this from the judge

Edgeworth: I have no objection to the whip how dare you

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Edgeworth: The prosecution can wield a whip or drink seventeen cups of coffee. Edgeworth :But there is still only one truth. That is what I stand here to prove today! I love this case so much actually

time to destroy her

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Edgeworth: Is there some sort of "Kick Me" sign stuck to the defense's bench!? THAT IS ACTUALLY A VERY GOOD QUESTION

now that I've pressed on everything i can object

I knew wha tI was supposed to do i just wanted to see all of the dialogue

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Judge: Why am I the only one being whipped here!? Just wait a while she'll hurt somebody else eventually

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but the demon warding thing she stopped wearing it

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ahhhh Franz is saying fool again

i missed her

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does nobody in this game have middle names

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Franz: You've dug your own grave, Miles Edgeworth! Don't worry Edgy this happens a lot

..no franzy i don't want to hang myself..

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bit the autopsy report says she fell after she died

I am on a roll with these objections!!!

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I love that this judge is annoyed but the whip but sadly it's a little too late for me to appreciate it as much as I would've back when I didn't like Franzy all that much

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no it doesn't because Bikini saw the defendant stabbing the victim. If this si the case then Bikini's testimony means nothing and therefor other contradictions mean nothing

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Well if she was pulling it out and not stabbing her that means she might not have stabbed her in the first place!

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how could that blade ever be smoothly drawn out??? It has so many points sticking out of it!

Why did you whip the judge if you wanted me to explain myself???

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franz there is no way in hell anybody could mistake you for weak and frail

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FINALLY THE AMOUNT OF BLOOD IN THE WEAPON MEANS SOMETHING!!!

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Let's see if i can find something as quickly as I did all of the other testimonies. I am very proud of myself.

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don't you dare call Phoenix stupid without him being here to hear it Franz

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Franz: Not only do I carry around a phone, I keep my whip in hand at all times! But what about that one time when you threw it on the ground and then left the country? i guess we're just going to ignore that...

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there are a bunch of little things but I don't really have the evidence to object with

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i don't know if there were tracks because wasn't it really really stormy? Maybe that's it...

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nah

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Ack looking through the evidence, the main thing i keep saying is the time contradictions but ahhh.

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and i can't seem to ask why she went to the main gate

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probably because i already know and forgot

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you can't use a snowmobile on a bridge like that

the bridge would've been on fire at that point right

dammit this timeline sucks

mainly because it hasn't been figured out all the way yet

no objections I've thought of have worked... Maybe this is stupid and I am supposed to press things in a specific order?

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I can't figure it ouuuuutttt

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it's been 30 minuets I have been stuck here

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HOLY SHIT

I FIGURED IT OUT

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WOOOOOOOO

and it has nothing to do with time or weather

then howcome it isn't snowing in the picture and the mobile didn't have any snow on it

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you dare try and trick me into thinking that whether report I was looking over so many times was against me? HAH

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This whether report is on my side and you cannot disprove that Franziska

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YOU'RE CALLING ME THE PERFECTIONIST??? YOU'RE EVEN SAYING THAT LIKE IT'S A BAD THING FRANZ YOU HAVE NO RIGHTS TO SAY THAT

Last Sunday at 7:42 PM

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Back to game after dinner, I got what i needed

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many things are impossible edgeworth

LARRY

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i forgot that Franz has never met Larry before

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savepoint!!

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IRIS WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR FIVE LOCKS

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If Matt has taught us one thing it's that even if there are no locks when they say they didn't kill somebody it doesn't mean they may have caused their death or not

nah Iris isn't evil

hahaha Larry was drawing Franz. I want to see this drawing.

IT SEEMS SHE IS VERY MAD ABOUT THAT

stop hurting larry

this si really funny though hahahaha

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stars that is just it was snowing... you were probably inside... you were painting... this statment is stupid...

thankfully edgy feels the same way

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hahaha. Larry pointed out the contradictions in his own statement. hahaha.

I had no idea Franz and Larry meeting would turn out this great

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this testimony is just so terrible

well let's start with an easy one: Larry saw phoenix

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Edgeworth: And how did the bridge look? Larry: Like it had recovered a piece of my childhood

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Larry no you thought it was cold outside but there was a big fire and you knew that

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the whether data is on MY SIDE i have looked at it for far too long and i will not let that go to waist

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what was the skecth though

hmmm

ya i want to look at the skecth

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that looks pretty cool but who the hell is that flying person

larry your art is great

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what hahahaha

Edgey: ARE Franz: YOU Judge: High! The girl... She's really high up in this picture! Judge should probably not have finished that haha

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but i still have the hooooooddddd

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Larry: Edgey! Today is the day I get to completely stupify you! :O

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amethyst sphere from the staff!!!

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sorry larry haha

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Franz: People cannot fly! I MEAN you were the prosecutor in 2-3 so you should know that is a lie

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but there were bruises all over ms Dea's body because she fell!

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daw

this case is terrifying, interesting, and adorable

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no Franzy it's "Birds of a feather flock together, UNTIL THE CAT COMES" back to the last savepoint

IT'S A WARNING TO FAIR WHETHER FRIENDS NOT A STATEMENT ON HOW COMPLEMENTARY PEOPLE ARE

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I got it btw. haha.

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Well in order to transport somebody that fast you need to have either -flew or -rode a snowmobile

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I wiiiiinnnnn

SORRY FRANZ

stop hurting larry for what edgeworth did

I'm Phoenix again!!!

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goodbye Edgeworth!

HEY PHOENIX you have a cold maybe you should wear that mask thing again like you did back when you were a ver young feenie

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examining everything because I need a quick moment to get used to phoenix again

hey larry! I found you!

oh hey franz is still here! I did not expect that

FRANZ PHOENIX IS SICK GIVE HIM A FEW MOMENTS TO PROCESS THINGS

Larry: Franzy! You can't do that! Larry is using all of the nicknames I use he is now the best

NOW

nickname buds

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no franz it's beating a dead horse.

franz why are you hanging around Larry still anyways hahahaha

I DID NOT EXPECT THEM TO INTEREACT, AND EVEN LESS FOR IT TO BE THIS GREAT

and I'm left with Franzy. Hello!

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game just reminded me of the confused people who payed this game before the others. it should be a requirement not a guideline to play the others before this one.

she said little brother and then i remembered she is talking about edgeworth he's still like 6 years older than her though

Phoenix: She's so openly hostile that it's almost kinda cute. RIGHT???

Alright fine you can whip me for that comment BUT YOU ARE ADORABLE

another refference to pheenie

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well i guess i can't resent her anything. I guess i should move on

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*present

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but i can examine things and she'll respond

she is such a child hahaha

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Phoenix: Oh, wow. Is that an inkling of human kindness i sense? I remember hearing somewhere that Phoenix' japanese name roughly translates to "Oh, I see". which is great.

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well now i think im done with franzy. Time to move on

hello bikini! do you know anything about flying people

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no you didn't lie.

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oh come on, now you are lying!

there are so many locks!

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:shows picture of Franziska: Bikini: You certainly have some unusual friends, Don't you Mr.Wright! Ho ho ho! Not exactly sure if she counts as a friend or not but even if not that statement holds up pretty well

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Bikini: :something about whipping people a lot being bad form: Phoenix: Do you think you could go drill that into her head for me...? Please? PLEASE?

think im done with bikini, don't think i can break her locks right now

Phoenix, will you notice the latter?

no? Okay

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somebody is yelling something!

GUMSHOE :D

HE FINISHED THE BRIDGE

HE FINISHED IT

FRANZ FOUND GUMSHOE

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Franz: I will personally guide you through your investigation! So you will follow me! whaaaaaaaaaat are you helping me or something

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or follow me around that words

I mean nobody else is following me around sense Maya is gone and Pearl is gone so

PEARL HOW THE HELL WERE YOU STUCK HERE

But pearl what about Maya!

haha Franz gets to talk with Pearl

aw she is being nice to her

THIS IS SO GREAT

don't worry Franz. If you want to be friends with pearl you are going to have to get used to this

Don't run off Pearl!!! We just found you D:

FRANZ YOU'RE JUST MAD BECAUSE OF HOW PEARL JUST KILLED YOU RIGHT THERE

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Franz: Do you think this is how many siblings the head nun has where did that question come from

FRANZ IS BEING GREAT

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...that look looks like a psyche lock...

Franz could you like whip it open or something

how did that brown stuff get on it?!?

to be honest i hate gravy

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE GODOT

Franz and Godot are intereacting let's see how this ends

how dare you Franz is the best

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oh so... he can see...? No there is something even more stupid about it.

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Godot: My eyesight is pretty messed up FINALLY HE SAYS IT NOW I CAN STOP PRETENDING I DON'T KNOW

How the hell would I know???

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just intuited it?

picked it up somewhere?

Dunno

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I accidently read something about it when scrooling through zarla's fanfics

I was trying to find a specific story and saw a discription for one on accident

and i figured out what godot's eyes are probably messed up and i wasn't supposed to know that, and the game kept hinting at it

so I was just kinda pretending I didn't know

Mia's death wasn't my fault >:( I'm pretty sure that is who you are talking about!

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ya he was talking about mia

hey uh Pearly can you come back pls Godot is being mean and I would like to hide behind Mia to help me on this

though this place is magic so

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Franz: You should chose your friends more carefully I DIDN'T CHOSE HIM HE JUST STARTED STALKING ME ONE DAY

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it's something you can kinda suss out about him pretty quick if you think about it.  They are more explicit about it in the final case, but in the restaurant case, they have that whole clue that revolves about Godot missing a ketchup stain on maggey's apron.

cause he can't see red when its on white, presumably because his visor makes him see everything in shades of red

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^ ya. I was pretending it wasn't true and then the game was like "HEY HE COULDN'T SEE THE GIANT STAIN" and I was mad.

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and from there you can at least GUESS that he wouldn't wear such a bulky thing that limits his ability to perceive colors properly if he didn't NEED it to see.

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Franz: Don't open it! Phoenix: Aw Franz: :opens it:

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hahaha Phoenix: Hey you just told me not to open it! Why did you? Franz: Prosecutors can do anything Phoenix: Ya, you can do anything... except stand up to a 9-year-old...

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hey gumshoe! Some mean person what telling me I'm a murderer again :glares at Franziska:

Gumshoe: Don't whip me like that! Franziska: It was merely a simple greeting. A friendly tap on the shoulder... with my whip

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Gumshoe: I'm not tellin' you! I'm asking you Me: So that means I can go in? Franzy: So... shall we adjourn to this garden? Franziska is being awesome

Maya's name seems to have been written on blood again

See I have special premission to go anywhere I want to because Franz is with me

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Gumshoe: Just don't be expecting any good news when you talk to him Assuming I ever expect good news

great so Maya's name is not only writeen in blood it's written in the victims blood AGAIN

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game wants tme to go back to bikini but I wanna seek otu asmuch dialogue in this game as I can because Franz following me is the best

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hahha I forgot how much fun having her as an assistant is. I also forgot just how much of this case she's in.

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:0 She's it it more?!!? YAY :D iris!!!

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no Edgeworth I am coming with you because I want to do it and so i am

dammit

...dammit.... I wanna go see Maya though...

Franziska is still being awesome

hello bikini! Please tell me stuff because I need more info

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Franz you're blue too

Bikini you are great

now the game wants me to break the locks so i guess i will

i wanna examine stuff first though

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alright im done examinging

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i really don't think ic an break these locks

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oh hey i broke the first one!

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gah im stuck

i don't have evidence yeeeeeeet

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the hanging scroll worked???

ALL 5 OF THEM BROKE!

wait what does that mean!?!??!

what the hell?!?!

why did she have to die dammit!

earthquake >:(

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DAMMIT

OH YA EDGY

I was judging you at first pehone because Maya be dead and then i remembered Edgy's FEAR OF EARTHQUAKES

THERE YOU ARE EDGEY

DAMMIT

EDGEWORTH DO NOT BE UPSET NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO BE UPSET

IRIS WHAT THE HELL

Edgey it isn't your fault >:(

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5 LOCKS FOR A DOOR

DAMMIT

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ALRIGHT FINE I'LL SAVE I WANT ANSWERS THOUGH

Edgeworrrrtthhhhhh stop being mean to yourself

FINALLY FRANZY WHIPS HIM

please don't dissapear like everybody else now

no franzy i am going to solve the puzzle. You don't even know what a Phsyche lock is!

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Phoenix: About a day!? only a day?!

oh thank god it's only 3 locks not 5

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wait we're more than halfway through???

to the garden to meet up with edgeworth hopefully

yay! Edgeworth didn't run off or die like everybody else

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stop being sad edgy

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thank you phoenix for trying to cheer him up

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I've examined everything and talked to him about everything, I think i can go look other places now

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I FOUND PEARL :D

AND LARRY

I WANNA SEE THIS PICTURE

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I can draw and I think it looks awesome

!

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Pearly your opinion and what you matter do your age doesn't matter to it's value NOW TELL ME

5 locks??

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they're in a weird place...

hmm...

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I broke a lock!

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i give up :(

oh hey Bikini, why are you freaking out?

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"Somebody is trying to destroy the Kurain Tradition's main family line" shiiiiitttt

I just remembered Morgan exists >:(

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DL-6 is brought up!

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well the police shouldn't have blamed it on misty anyways. It's Gregory's fault.

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oh so Morgan is actually being mentioned

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what about Iris!?!

tf??? What about pearl??? What???

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hahah SUDDENLY YOU REALIZE 2-2 IS RELEVANT TO THIS CASE

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THREE

Bikini: Yes, Iris, her twin sister, and Mystic Pearl DAHLIA YOU SUCK

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OFF TO TELL EVERYBODY WHO MIGHT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT

ALSO

PEARL AND DAHLIA MIGHT BE SISTERS!?!?!

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Half sisters!

Pearl would have literally no idea she existed.

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WAIT SHIT

well that is good

more stuff is being figured out

this case is terrifying, interesting, and adorable still.

dammit pearls and larry have left >:(

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GREAT SO THERE WERE TWO IRIS LOOKING FIGURES TO MAYBE DAHLIA IS STILL ALIVE

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lets see if i can break Iris' locks with this new info

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i'm sad i give up

nothing in my inventory worked for the last one

but now i know i have two more profiles

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HEY EDGEWORTH DID YOU KNOW IRIS HAS A TWIN SISTER

Phoenix: Hey, Edgeworth. Phoenix: Did you know Iris had a twin sister...? HOW THAT IS THE SAME EXACT THING I SAID

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No, I’m going to throw you a bone here; Dahlia is NOT alive. Of that you can be sure.

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OH so Edgeworth knows about Pheenie hahaha

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Mia saw to that by getting her convicted of murder.

AND YET...can she still have some direct affect on this case?  Mysterious...

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oh YAAAAAAY

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there are spirit mediums all over the place. She is a demon. Maybe somebody didn't ward off the demons well enough. I know a few powerful ones there that didn't have their hood on. oh course Edgeworth doesn't like Misty.

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now that I have Dahlia's prfile, maybe now I can break Iris' locks?

nah i had an idea to go and show bikini her profile

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nvm then

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yess Dahlia's profile worked

the locks broke!

Dahlia always does the evil thing not the right thing

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To Pearl!

Where's Pearl!

Didn't find Pearl but I found: Gumshoe!

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dammit i forgot about Godot!

BURT HMMM

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what i can see of this letter is very important and i will show it off to whoever i think is worthy

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Chickens are good though

woooo i get the medal detector again!

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we had this kind of thing in 2-4! nice I get to use it again

I JUST WANTED TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE LADDER FOR ONCE I WAS SO TIRED OF EVERYBODY IGNORING IT

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Now it's time for: Deep life conversations with Gumshoe, Part 2

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oops o found the thing. I wanted to look at all of the opinional dialogue though!

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ty gumshoe oyu are a very good friend

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Pearl and Larry are back!

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also: Pearl is bad at reading, so somebody READ IT TO HER. SOMEBODY WAS OFFERING TO READ IT TO HER. HMMMMMM

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nah whatever

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that was dumb

i am dumb but remember I have never played this game before so my actions look even more stupid to you

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i broke the locks!

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ya well your mother kinda sucks. Sorry.

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i forgot about Godot dammit

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im sorry you are mad godot. You are very sad man. Please stop being mean to me.

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well i need to sleep it's 1:00

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This is terrifying because Morgan cares and is a killer and is using pear to do that and Godot is terrifying and i feel really bad for him and i feel bad for so many people

it is interesting because dammit this story is very great. Soooo many things

and it has some adorable moments so that makes it even better

Last Monday at 10:17 AM

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Playing more while I eat

Hello pearl!

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Why the project's office??

Stupid kindle

Oh hey edgy!!

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I KNEW IT would switch to godot but hearing it being said makes me scared

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Edgeworth: fight like there is no tomarrow! - assuming I ever believe there is

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Edgy is being a good and supportive friend.

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We also might learn the mystery of godot. Which will probably make me cry.

Oh look the normal judge is back

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As they're brothers

*aw

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Godot theme

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You better apologize to me

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Well this confession will help me figure out what happened so thank you iris!

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Bullshit iris. Maya was channeling an evil someone. Even if you did see Maya it wasn't her

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Ya but also that person was misty and wouldn't hurt Maya

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More of Morgans kids think we're dating.

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The staff is a sword

Dagger wasn't there but staff is sword

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Hey that worked!

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Yay I got the the point where I can reveal me dea is misty

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Hahaha oh sorry, I thought you were far enough to have worked it out for sure.

Well, but you have to know by now why he wouldn’t see the writing?

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It's fine. And ya I'm into another testimony from Maya

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I'm trying to stop liking him as much as this goes on but I feel sad

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Yes Maya I do know now. That doesn't mean I'm happy about it.

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In taking a break but it looks like we are about to head his dad backstory :(

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SAD

stupid kindle

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Back. Time to listen to sad story

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He was the guy who was poisoned?!?

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Yep.

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All of this because he had a grudge against Dahlia, and a completely misguided one against Phoenix

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Back again. Today sucks

GREAT SO SAY

GREAT SO DAHLIA CAUSED ANOTHER GUYS MYSERY

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Sorry I ended up leaving randomly so often...

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Aaaaand I have to leave again

Last Monday at 8:30 PM

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...back...

I'm playing more again. Almost two hours ago you though i fished

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Maya it poking holes in my theory but I am not worried

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Like I alright deducted it was behind his mask

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I still feed and for him...

FEEL BAD

STUPID KINDLE

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Only one who defeated me in the courtroom was edgeworth and even then I LET him win

Blood!!!

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somebody call an a!violence or something!!!!

Okay sure but we really need to call somebody

This is terribly sad

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What could she have done in the feenie  case?!?

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Whaaaat he was saying iris for most of that

*dating

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Aww this is adorable

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Aww godot actually handed Phoenix the coffee instead of throwing it at him this time

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FRAAAANZYYYYYY I forgot about her!!!

And edgeworth!

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Larry!!! You are part of the family too!!get in the group h ug!

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Being strong for the 9 year old who destroyed you of course

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Gumshoe!!! You are also in the family

LARRY YOU ARE COMING WITH US

And sure maggey can be in the family

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