#i made this pic heheheheheh

[wndaswife]

i woke up from a dream tonight. elizabeth olsen was my husband. she comes home from work and asks how her little wife is doing. i’ve just finished making her dinner. she tells me about her day then says how she loves coming home to her sweet wife. we finish dinner and she coos telling me how im such a good cook. we sit in the living room to watch a movie. it’s not her turn to pick, but i want her to. i massage her shoulders and i tell her how much i love taking care of her. then she calls me to come sit on her lap.

i love my breadwinner husband elizabeth olsen. i will carry as many children as she wants and have dinner ready every evening for when she comes home. this is the ideal traditional marriage.

[youreaclownnow]

they needed breakfast, and only the best for the best!

[scekrex]

First of all, love the new profile pic, but I already miss the Adam one. The new one is such a vibe tho.

NEVER MIND THAT. I COME BEARING IDEAS.

I haven't given you an idea in a long time and that is a crime, sacrilegious crime and I must correct my ways 😤

So :) Adam x Male Reader (Obviously 😌) where they are not together yet and Adam loves to tease Reader because he loves to read comic books (Totally not self insert, lmao). One time Adam goes a bit too far tho and takes Reader's comic book from his hands, basically ripping it out of them and accidentally tearing a few pages since comic books tend to be quite fragile if not handled properly. Reader at first is surprised and annoyed with Adam until he hears the rip of the pages, then he simply stares at the taller angel in shock, forcefully taking back the comic and seeing the damage just to break down in tears, because it was his favourite comic book that he was introduced to when he was still alive by someone who was very dear to him (Either a sibling, a bestfriend, parent, Idk) and gets really upset with Adam, refusing to talk to him. At first Adam being Adam obviously wouldn't get why it was such a big idea since it was just a comic book, he could get another one in Heaven with no problems, but it was the action on its own that made the Reader upset.

Basically some hurt/comfort with a fluffy ending? Please with a cherry on top and thank you 🙏❤️

Love you 💋

Here, have a smiley Sebastian Vettel. Everyone needs to see a smiley Sebastian Vettel at least once in their life ✨

Hehehehehehe love that :3 also so sorry it took me so fucking long to write that but apparently writers block crawled up my ass while I was sleeping

Wordless apologies

pairing: Adam x male!reader

warnings: language

note: not beta read bc fuck you

The first man grinned down on you, visibly amused by the sight of you - you had your face buried in your favorite comic book, a passion Adam never truly understood even though you tried to explain it to him. But that was okay, the brunette didn’t need to understand why you liked them, it was enough that you liked comics in general - well, enough to tease you about.

“You’re such a fucking nerd, dude,” Adam groaned, he preteneded to be annoyed about your passion when in realitly he was annoyed by the lack of attention he was receiving from your end - it was simply something he wasn’t used to. Usually the attention was his once he entered the room but you were different. If you had your nose buried in one of your silly little picture books - Adam’s words, not yours - your attention was on said book and said book only and not even the first man himself could change that.

You didn’t respond to his words and that annoyed Adam, it annoyed him very fucking much. Enough to simply grab the fragile book and tear it out of your grip, your first response was an annoyed, “Hey!” as you tried to get it back but then the sound of ripping paper filled the living room you and Adam were sitting in and your body tensed up immediately. A shiver ran through you and you felt how your wings fluffed up a little from the sadness and from the anger that slowly bubbled up inside of you. The look in your eyes was empty as you turned towards Adam, eyeing how he held a single page in one of his hands and the entire book in his other hand. Your eyes flicked from the book to the torn out page and back to the book until your eyes eventually met Adam’s. There was no guilt or remorse in them, just amusement as you heard how a chuckle rumbled through his body, “Looks like I have to get ya a new one.”

You grabbed the book forcefully from Adam, possibly breaking it even more but in that moment you did not care. You also took the single page from Adam, viewing the damage up close as tears slowly started to well up in your eyes. This comic book had been given to you by your best friend back when you were still alive and it had been your favorite ever since. Said best friend did not roam Heaven’s mighty streets like you did, you weren’t sure if he was still alive or if he was in Hell - though him being in Hell did not make any sense to you. The comic Adam had just broken was all you had left of him and now even that was destroyed. Sure you could fix it, you could tape the page back in but that didn’t fix the fact that Adam did not feel guilty in the slightest - fuck, he even found it amusing.

When the brunette noticed how quiet you were he looked at you and you heard how he swallowed hard at the sight of tears welling up in your eyes - you couldn’t bring yourself to feel empathy towards him, not after what he did. Sure, to Adam it seemed like a small deal, like a thing that happened and he could fix it by replacing the book. But that wasn’t the case, this was a problem not even Adam could fix that easily.

“Dude,” Adam spoke up again, his words sounding a little softer yet he kept up the playful and unbothered undertone, “It’s a fucking book, I’ll get you a new one.” But you remained silent, refusing to talk to the taller angel after he broke the only physical thing that reminded you of your best friend. The first man seemed rather frustrated at that, you heard him sigh and out of the corner of your eyes you saw how he took off the mask on his head to actually look at you. “Stop acting like a crybaby, man, it’s easy to replace,” he explained yet again, lifting his hand to rest it on your shoulder and give you some comfort but you pulled away before his hand even touched you. That would not fix things, it wouldn’t repair your book.

Brian sighed again, putting the broken comic book down in his lap as he stared at it. “Gimme the damn book,” Adam grumbled, sounding somewhat displeased with something - with that exactly you didn’t know but you did know that Adam would not touch that comic again. “Fuck off,” you mumbled weakly, trying to keep Adam away from it. The taller angel simply caught your wrists, held them in a firm grip and grabbed the comic - including the torn out page - from your lap, “Chill, I’m not gonna tear out more pages.”

You watched with wide eyes as your comic book was taken from you yet again, this time Adam was a little careful with it and while that still did not meet your standards on how he should be handling your favorite comic, it was better than before. The brunette let go of your eyes, held the comic book in both of his hands and let out a quiet sigh, a sigh you didn’t even notice. Angelic magic wrapped around your book and your shocked expression turned into a confused one before you realized what Adam was doing there.

He was fixing it - like actually fixing it.

“Here, you fucking shithead,” Adam grinned as he handed you your comic back, his other hand ruffled your hair softly and while the brunette still did not apoligze, you were willing to ignore that tiny fact and move on. He had fixed the book he broke and while it still felt different, it was something you appreciated very much.

[legacyshenanigans]

After that Rollercoaster post I made I really wanted to do this dumb shit lmao, because I've been thinking about it hahahaha.

Marvolo and Rowan going to a muggle fairground 🐍🐺

They're actually there looking for a certain person..But Rowan got excited 🤣

Marvolo: In and out...I wanna make this quick, so I think we shou- *turns to face Rowan, but he's not there* Rowan? *looks to his other side to see Rowan about 15 feet away from him*

Rowan: *looking around in awe* Oh shit *sniff sniff* This place smells great! Something smells good! Oh my god all these lights! The atmosphere! *GASPS* A ferris wheel! MARVOLO LOOK! A FERRIS WHEEL!!!

Marvolo: *sighs*

The Rollercoaster

Rowan: WOOOOOO THIS IS AMAAAAAZZIIIIIIING!!!!! HEHEHEHEHEHE

Marvolo: *with a straight face, like he's sat in the fuckin café or some shit*

(Ride ends)

Rowan: *GASPS* can we buy the pic?! Please?! *big smile*

Marvolo: *sighs and buys Rowan the pic*

Rowan: I'm hangin' this up in my room *smiles*

The Dodgems

Rowan: *driving around bumping into folk and laughing* Marvolo look! Look! I just annihilated this little nerd! Hahahahahaha!

Marvolo: *just sat, stationary in his car in the corner, smoking a cig, waiting for it to end*

Some little Kid: *bumps into Marvolo, giggles and drives off*

Marvolo: *Under his breath* You fucking little cunt *flicks his cig and steps on the peddle to go and get the child back*

The Ghost Train

All the other folk: *screaming*

Marvolo: *sat casually with his feet up, next to Rowan, snickering at everyone screaming*

Rowan: Its kinda just like being at home, reminds me of the Den in here. *chuckles*

(An animatronic zombie pops out the wall right next to them)

Rowan: AAAAAGH!!!!! *grabs Marvolo*

Marvolo: THE F- (?!?!?!?!)

The Carousel

Marvolo: *stood nearby watching, smoking another cig*

Women: *wanders over to him* Is your child on the ride too?

Marvolo: Something like that..

Rowan: *coming around the corner on a little pink unicorn* MARVOLO! MARVOLOOO!! *waves*

Marvolo: *sarcastic smile as he waves back* You're doing great, Rowan..

Women: *confused expression*

The Food Stand

Marvolo: Want anything?

Rowan: I want that bucket of pink cloud.

Marvolo: Candyfloss.. *buys it for him*

Rowan: *starts eating it* Oh my goddddd, this is great! Mmmm!!! What is this?!

Marvolo: Sugar basically..

Rowan: Want some? *shoves a bunch into Marvolos mouth*

Marvolo: *confused choking*

The Ferris Wheel

Rowan: *looking around as they near the top*

Marvolo: *also looking out at the view*

(They stop at the top for a moment)

Rowan: *smiles at Marvolo*

Marvolo: *small smile back*

Rowan: Thanks..

Marvolo: For what?

Rowan: Letting me go on the rides and stuff..

Marvolo: *small chuckle* You're welcome, Rowan..

~

[oh-my-damn]

I am so amused and a bit drunk. I did a Tumblr and I clicked on something and you know how it goes, and now suddenly I am here in this fandom rabbit hole that concerns Chris Evans, and I know about fandom rabbit holes and feelings about PR relationships I am in them! A few! Myself! But then usually I have context and now I have no context and I have scrolled your blog trying to figure it out myself but I. Cannot. I understand that I cannot. Please help! Are we angry with Chris Evans? Do we like him? Has he disappointed us? He seems to have some type of girlfriend (PR?) with racist friends (and he is maybe mean to her?)? Is that why we are angry? Did we use to like him? I am so ready to take a side, but I don't know what the sides are! Is it possible to explain to an outsider? I understand if not! This is 100% not sarcastic. Despite not having any previous feeling about Chris Evans I am gonna read your fic now, it looks good. This just all made me so happy. Cheers and good evening!

LMAO you have no idea how much I chuckled at this message! It is so endearingly innocent and I adore it.

Okay, it is going to take WAY too long to explain, so I am going to need to direct you to some of my wonderful friends who also cover this topic: @imnotmaddybutiknowher @nancydrewwouldnever @annislittleshopofhorrors (and especially her library of receipts, @anneslibrary which covers the entire timeline, it's very very well done!) These blogs have vital information, I also have a few blogs in my little "mafia group" (that's what we've been labelled as by the people who don't like us calling out Chris, so we're rolling with it) but some of them are pretty over the entire ordeal now so I don't know how much is left on their blogs <3

Long story short, yes we are mad at Chris, yes we did use to like and support him, yes he does have a girlfriend (at least that's how its presented, there are definitely some PR aspects to it, some believe it's all PR some believe its a mix), yes she does have racist friends (you can find the pics in Annes library pretty quickly in the timeline posts), yes there is also a weird dynamic between them because she is only 25 and he is 41 and he first started "chasing her" on insta when she was 23. She is a portugese actress in the canceled netflix show "warrior nun" and is not established in her field but Chris flies her out to live her life adapted to his interests, hobbies and friends before sending her back home for however long. she still lives with her parents, by the way, that's how young she is.

So yes, lots to unpack! I think the timelines will give you the most insight at this point because right now on here we are analyzing the latest post he made for V-day as well as the announcement he will be going to a con in March/April and the entire situation as a whole, so not much explaining at this point, more of a discussion lol.

OH! And I appreciate you reading my fics lmao, I hope you enjoy! Which one are you reading? I have a lot but I wasn't sure which one you meant lmao.

Anyway I hope you don't get too overwhelmed!! Please check back in whenever you want, I would love to hear your thoughts after doing a little digging into this whole mess heheheheheh

[thedipster]

I’ll Give It To Someone Special || Nipper

justkeepdancing-nemo​:

.

Not no, but not yes.

Heheheheheh. 

To Nemo, this was actually a yes. In fact, this was kind of reminding him of conversations with his roommate Jeremy, who definitely had a crush on someone but was not admitting it for a reason that baffled Nemo. He really didn’t understand boys like this. Crushes only ‘crushed’ when you tried to keep them bottled up! Even telling and getting rejected was better, in Nemo’s opinion. At least then you could start to move on. 

“Ahhhhhhh,” said Nemo, with a slow nod, a brightness still in his eyes. “Well, shouldn’t you do something handmade then? Maybe a picture book of you both, together, instead.” 

-

“I think most of our pictures together are really bad selfies,” Dipper laughed. “Neither of us are big picture people. That’s something my sister would love though. Actually — I do need to get her a gift.” He made a mental note to pour through pics of him and Mabel, because Mabel was definitely a picture taker and as such, they didn’t have a shortage of pictures together.

But right, handmade, handmade… 

“Well maybe if I find one good picture of us,” he said. “I can get a nice frame for it? Or is that too little?”

[artnerd1123]

There ain’t nobody who can comfort me.

((x))

[hundredhyunee]

trans: someone make our legs look longer please kekekekekekekekekeke

[i achieved baekhyun’s dream....]

180414 DREAMS COME TRUE! bbh & kjd the tallest!🐶🦖✨

[cheesy-cryptid]

POV: Ignacio just came back from the surf and lost his hair tie when he got wiped out. Diego and Auri are freaking out, Angelina is taking pics, and Javier is in the corner facepalming at the amount of Ignacio simps on the beach.

HEHEHEHEHEHE

YOU DRAWING HIS HAIR DOWN IS ✨EVERYTHINGG✨ LOOK AT OUR BOYYYYY

All his fans flocking to the beach asking for pictures but the poor lad just wants to tie up his hair again and go back to his surfing competition 😭 AND I LIKE HOW YOU STILL DREW HIS UPPY HAIR 😭 idk if it defies physics or all the gel in his hair just made it that way indefinitely

[deedis]

STOTOTOOOOOPPPPPP YOUR PFP I LOVE RYOU HEHEHEHEHEHE Also i came to ur blog to say i’m eating raw onion and it made me think of you <3

this is the sweetest thing anyone has ever said to me. are you eating it like an apple 😊

also ? i didnt change my pfp its been this pic of inky for ages? wdym

[opossum-the-burr]

hi! I actually had 6 cats. I wanted to tell you because there is cat in your username. now imma tell you about my oldest cat, "Kitto Maharaj", or "Kitto the King" in english

he was a Garfield cat, and he was fat and fluffy! I think I have a pic,

yep! Thats kitto. my best friend.

my second cat was fizzy, she hated us. she had 2 kittens, jerry and larry

I only have that pic of jerry

so, everyone but Larry left our home. they were all strays. it was kitto's 7th birthday on april 1st

we then got 2 sick kittens, lyka and Felix. my angels

they passed away, sadly. we now have a demon dog, cosmo

and this is what happens whenever I tell people I had cats. well, now you know

heheheheheh

OMG THIS IS THE BEST THING I’VE EVER RECEIVED!!! you are my new favorite person.

i’ve got one cat, go go, and she’s very fat and not incredibly nice but i lover her to death. happy extremely belated birthday to kitto! lyka and felix, rest in peace.

dog sweater. yes.

omg all your animals r so cute. i would send pics but i have none where I am.

i want to foster kittens soooooooo badly because we’ve got a bit of a kitten crisis where i live (and also kittens are amazing), but unfortunately, parents.

dude you’ve made my day. ily /p

[imgonnagetkilledbynutstink]

I just realized your blog name is a MBMBAM reference, which made me realize that your profile pic is Griffin. WOW I am a slow processor XD

Hehehehehehe yeah, imgonnagetkilledbynutstink is a reference to taz ethersea as well

[dienamights]

Hey There! 💌

How are you doing? And I got some cute pics of The Uchiha Bois as kitties and Bakugou holding his angry bomb pup lol

WEEHEHEHEHEEEEE BIG ANGY BOY HOLDING LIL ANGY BOY🥺💗💗💗💗💗💗💗

That made me so giddy heheheheheh thank you for that!! I hope you’re doing well love!💗💗

[tuff-and-fluff-archives]

🌸😳 for Ralph if that’s alright? ^^

Thank you for the ask! 💖💖

🌸 Post a screenshot of your f/o looking cute.

OKAY FIRST OF ALL. HE LOOKS ABSOLUTELY ADORABLE IN NEARLY EVERY PIC 🥺💖💖💖💖 And second here have this one

THE LOOK HERE IS JUST. HNRHRNNGH 🥺💖🥺💖🥺💖 Real talk even when I watched this movie back in 2013, THIS FACE always really made me go 🥺🥺🥺 and now that I got romantic feelings for Ralph, it just makes me go 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 EVEN MORE

😳 Post a screenshot of your f/o that flusters you.

MMMMM HEHEHEHEHEHE THE WAY HE PUFF UP HE CHEST 👀💖👀💖👀💖👀💖👀💖👀💖

💜 ask game here! 💜

[shslpunkartist]

I actually ain't too surprised that your Pico isn't embarrassed about wearing maid dresses. I mean, you've pretty much established he LOVES Hello Kitty (I believe he has a large custom-made Hello Kitty squishmallow Amelia gifted him awhile back along with some Hello Kitty cups and plushies he either bought himself or was gifted by one of the others), and then there are those other HCs on him also enjoying certain things that most would be considered to be "girly things" or at least not something you'd often see guys enjoy.

Hell, I think there was this one old HC - either back on CC or maybe a more recent-ish one here idek - where Pico will occasionally join in with hanging out with Olivia and Amelia and both girls sometimes pamper the guy. It was something they started doing randomly and Pico just. he was flustered as heck but he honestly loves it and couldn't bring himself to stop them. Oh, and they also painted his nails too, which Pico actually really liked cuz hey that's actually really neat huh.

OH AND ALMOST FORGOT but Core also occasionally joins in on these sessions. Both girls also sometimes pamper him as well and, like Pico, Core also loves it, his tail happily wagging all the while.

ANYWAY my point here is that anyone who has been around for a long time probably ain't gonna be surprised over your Pico not being embarrassed over wearing maid dresses or dresses in general tbh lol.

SPEAKING OF MAID DRESSES, I'd like to say that I think the only time he wouldn't be flustered with pervy simps wanting to do shit with him is if said pervy simps happen to be one of those extremely shy and easily flustered ones.

#Keith tier 3 subbed to Pico #Pico also said he'd send Darnell some pics for d oordash

Btw I know these were jokes from you but one) I wouldn't be surprised if Keith has done that and two) why can I see Pico actually doing that for doordash lmao

It's 2022. I don't make the boys feel shame when they wear skirts or dresses. ONLY when Keith does his "heheheheheh" shit do they get red cuz STOP IT YOU GREMLIN

Also nobody feels weird when having their nails painted. I'm dead about to make that canon: everyone has their nails painted with their designated color/s

[misseqaasjourney]

103 ❥ꜱᴇᴄᴏɴᴅ ʟᴀꜱᴛ ᴅᴀʏ ᴏꜰ Qᴜᴀʀᴀɴᴛɪɴᴇ

Hello! HEHEHE, sorry I couldn't update the day I arrived lol, everything was just too hectic and I was tired as heck. I wanna tell you the story of when I got lost and panicked at Incheon Airport, HAHAHAHAH. So like when u arrived, you'll go thru immigration process and then thru the health check and then this is the part where I got lost hahaha, I didn't know where to go or who to ask for cos legit no one was there. A sweet friend of mine made a list like after I got thru this process, I should go here and then there. So like I was searching for "Baggage Claim" and saw the labels which led me to a express train. And I'm there like ??????? Is this right?? Am I going the right way? I followed the signs thoooo.

So I decided to ask some Malaysian students, I asked if they were GKS scholars and they said no so I'm like oh okay and then I asked, is this the right way for baggage claim and they said "Yeah we think so" HAHAHAHA. So I just followed them and Alhamdulillah it was correctttttt, got out of the train, naik the elevator and then walk for a bit and then ahead ada the screening of docs I think?

The first checkpoint was they're gonna check like what's ur purpose to come here, so they'll ask for passport, visa and they'll check if you've downloaded the self-diagnosis app and then they'll fill them out for you (I'm so thankful) and they'll call your quarantine facility person in charge and confirm everything. After that the next checkpoint is where they take a pic of u and get your fingerprint scanned. Afterwards, you'll go to the baggage claim. YAY!

Picked up my heavy a** luggagesssss alone :') cos who is there to help right? (except Allah) hehe. Anyways, after that you have to go to Gate C and submit the customs clearance and finally one last screening check for you carry-on bags and then you're good to go. I was told to wait in front of Krispy Kreme and so I did, arrived around 8 ish and done with all the processes around 9 and then had to wait for EVERYBODY to arrive (those who will arrive on the same day) so I waited till 1 in the afternoon :( and then the driver picked us up on a fancy Merc van and it's even equipped with WIFI, I AMN SHOOK.

You know what else I'm SHOOK about? When my foot first stepped outside the airport.... IT FELT LIKE I WAS WALKING INTO A FREEZER ROOM. IT WAS SO COOOOOOOLLLLDDDDDDD, IM SO GLAD MY FRIEND SIS S TOLD ME TO NOT PUT MY PADDING INDIE MY CARGO BAG LIKE???? SAJUK GILA. ok sudah. - it was idk how many hours ride, when I woke up, we were at a health facility to get our pcr test before coming to the quarantine facility.

Anyways back to my topic hahahaha, sorry. I think tomorrow is my last day of quarantine (the immigration officers wrote 20 Feb doe) and I'm so excited to decorate my dorm room so that I can be motivated everyday to study andddddd so excited who my roommate will be. I just hope she's kind and outgoing and a good listener, everything good! Aammin Yarrab. I'll catch ya guys soon! <3

PS: Just wanna say thank you so much whoever's reading my blogs and also doakan for me to achieve my dreams. I've been wanting this since 2018, u can't imagine the stuff I went thru. So, thank you so much. 사랑해 hehehehehehe