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kpop idol au yuzuha x fem idol!reader (Part 2)
jesus christ there's not a lot of you but i expected like two people to read my rambling BUT IM GLAD THE FEW OF YOU THAT READ IT ACTUALLY LIKED THE KPOP IDOL YUZUHA so here's more !!
part 1
i can't keep calling the character's members of your group/your group member/yuzuha's group members, so we need to give them names!!!
... i sat here for like 5 minutes i can't think of group names SO let's just move on to member's names lmao (feel free to give me group name ideas!)
your group members:
you
eunjung
sunhee
miyoung
hyunjae
yuzuha's group members:
yuzuha
haeun
haejung
yunhee
kyungmi
ok now that that's out of the way
your fans love it when you and yuzuha's groups make a comeback at the same time cuz that means they get sooo much interactions during the promotion era.
like music shows are so fun. the fans and shippers are so well fed bc you and yuzuha are (suspiciously) close with each other, the amount of photos and videos you have together are endless. and i haven't watched these in a while but you know when idols like vlog themselves for their youtube channel? yeah, best believe yuzuha will always appear on your group's channel and vice versa.
"oh, and there's y/n," sunhee says, panning the camera over to you. you were eating a snack while getting your hair done before your performance. looking over to the camera sunhee held, you did a little wave. then someone else's head pops into view, "yuzuha is here too for some reason," sunhee snickers, knowing exactly why she's here.
"hey, guys! lemme borrow y/n for a sec, okay?" yuzuha grins, waving at the camera.
username01: sunhee sounds like she knows something we dont
→ username02 replied: it's like i can hear her smile from behind the camera lmao
also, don't forget the tiktok challenges! with every comeback, each of your group's fans are always always expecting the two of you to make tiktoks with each other's new songs.
username01: chat it's been days why haven't we gotten a single y/nzuha tiktok challenge
username02: if we don't get y/nzuha doing each others' tiktok chalenges i will seriously end it all
username03: my theory is that y/n and yuzuha fought over something so it's taking them long to make a tiktok
→ username04 replied: NO WAY they were interacting just fine on the recent show
→ username05: you may never know, idols are good at faking smiles
yet here you sat with yuzuha on the inkigayo stairs, laughing together when she showed you the comments your desperate fans were making.
"oh my god, you're right! they literally expect it from us now," you say in between laughs. it's no wonder this was how fans reacted—i mean, you two were always one of the first to post tiktok challenges. so you purposely tried to mess with the fans by giving them absolutely no content this time around to see if they'll notice.
and like, what were you expecting? of course they'll notice!
y/nzuha shippers are the worst because they genuinely feel like their ship is real. like gayer and realer than any other kpop ship out there, and you and yuzuha feed into it so much. even though you were rivals, this shipping thing is actually beneficial to both of your groups. almost all of your group's fans are also fans of yuzuha's group and vice versa bc of your ship. your duo with yuzuha is even more popular than the duos in your respective groups.
ok anyways, so you and yuzuha finally get up and decide to make some tiktoks together and you decided—after depriving your fans of y/nzuha content, you were going to release ALL the tiktoks you made that day. two of them were your group's respective tiktok challenges, then there was like one thirst trap, two of the tiktoks were like those couple trends—yes your fans went crazy and that is an understatement, and then another random tiktok dance challenge.
username01: they disappear for days AND THEY COME BACK WITH A FEAST
username02: y/nzuha nation, how does it feel to suffer from success?
username03: what the FUCK i was literally just talking about y/nzuha doing this chalenge AND THEY ACTUALLY DID IT... y/n or yuzuha has got to be my oomfs
→ username04 replied: y/n is more likely to be oomf methinks
username05: Y/NZUHA THIRST TRAPPING ON THE OFFICIAL ACCOUNTS SOMEBODY HOLD MY HAND
both you and yuzuha lurk on social media a lot and it's to see the fans reactions to basically anything, you're both hardworking idols—seeing what the fans like and absolutely milking it—in this case, y/nzuha. it's just a cute thing at first like "aw look, yuzuha and y/n used to be on that traumatizing survival show and they're still hanging out and really good friends."
and then it started getting serious like you weren't just a duo anymore, you're a ship. well, you have been since the survival show but with your debuts, you both started getting more fans and as a result, more shippers.
the both of you just look at each other, already plotting different ways to make fans go crazy. your managers had to stop you guys from posting a really really suggestive thirst trap one time, even your members have to give you guys warnings every now and then like you two better cool it!
you also have known for a while now that views aren't really authentic anymore in the kpop industry because of the streaming stuff. your rivalry with her doesn't really show when they announce winners at a music show. but your fans do get a bit of nostalgia when you guys post content together.
username01: this video of yuzuha and y/n is literally just them trying to outsing each other
→ username02 replied: if they ended up in a group together, we could've gotten another girls generation song where every vocalist outsings the other
→ username03 replied: ACTUALLY THO cant we just merge their groups? can they collab already?
or like you know how sometimes, you don't see idols putting in that much energy into each other's tiktok challenges? (no shade btw)
yeah, that could never be you and yuzuha. in every video, fans have noticed you guys have to glance at each other while dancing. giving looks that say "i'm doing your choreo better than you are."
oh your rivalry would also show in variety shows. there isn't really any room for rivalry in terms of music and popularity 'cause you can hardly control how fans view you and if anything, you both are always so supportive of each other's careers. so when you get a chance to go against yuzuha, you take the damn chance.
variety shows are definitely nostalgic for the fans 'cause you two refuse to team up with each other for games unless you were assigned to the same team. fans eat it up so much, there would be so many clips going around on tiktok, instagram and twitter.
while we're on the topic of rivalry, ISAC is a big day for y/nzuha nation.
when everyone finds out yuzuha was the head of the kyūdō club in high school, they're immediately expecting her to win in archery. but you practiced longg and hard to go against her.
now imagine the fans reactions when they find out yuzuha herself helped you train for ISAC lmfaooo
i think that's all the rambling i have for now but here's a bonus: new fans or non-fans of your groups mistake your ship name for y/n x kazuha of le sserafim instead of yuzuha and it's the funniest day on twitter ever. y/nzuha stans attacking them for not knowing it's yuzuha and all 💀
you share a selfie with kazuha after that day for funsies. let's just say, you kinda... sorta... maybe started a little fanwar. but y/n x yuzuha shippers aren't the only ones getting a little jealous. :)
#tokyo revengers#tokrev#tokrev x reader#tokyo revengers x reader#tokyo rev#tokyo rev x reader#yuzuha shiba#shiba yuzuha#yuzuha x reader
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yeah so uh. those paintings sure were Something.
#severance season 2#severance spoilers#spoilers#severance#severance s2#seth milchick#kam talks#i made this in like 5 minutes dont look @ me#theres a lot abt the ep i want to yell about but this idea distracted me for half the runtime lmfao#its very 'cool motive still murder' of him but I kind of love it anyway. everyone is a complex person even if some are also shitheads#toxic king milkshake my beloved
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Is it just me or is there way less fanart being made for this game than the previous ones? Kind of makes me sad, I remember with dai I could check the tags every few hours and find something new weeks after launch, now I only can get away with only looking a few times and week and miss nothing.
I don't think that's Veilguard exclusive.
Things I and my mutuals draw now are getting less notes/reblogs than they did even one year ago, regardless of the fandom. Fanfiction is getting less comments and kudos on ao3 too (not that they were getting many comments in the first place) Less gifs are being made because gif makers weren't getting reblogs. Hell, most of the post I make have a huge discrepancy between likes and reblogs and add polls into that? A thousand people voted on something and only a dozen people reblog it. It's a hollowing feeling when you realise you're calling out to an empty void, I don't blame people for creating less art because of that.
I don't see a vast majority of the people who follow me in my notes because I have likes disabled. Multiple times someone has sent me an ask apologizing for spamming me with likes and I don't understand it? That is not a bad thing And unless you reblogged anything along the way, I didn't even realise you were doing it in the first place. And the people whose notes I do see are not annoying in the slightest, I love the tags you add and I'm sure the original poster does even more so
I'm not trying to shame anyone Into interacting with the fandom spaces they're in but the whole point of Tumblr and what makes it a blogging platform and not social media is that this is a show and tell website. You're supposed to look at something you think is cool and then wave it around for your followers to see and then they pick it up and do the same regardless of how old it is
When you reblog an ask game from someone it used to be common courtesy to send that person one of the asks from it. Folks used to leave comments analysing paragraphs from stories people wrote and theorising about what would happen next on every chapter. We used to send each other asks just asking about our ocs unprompted
If there's no interaction or community when you create something, then what's the point of creating it? It sucks that fandom is morphing into something to be consumed and thrown away the second it's more than a week old unless you're one of a handful of blogs that got lucky and picked up traction at just the right moment
I'm sorry for the rant but I get emotional when I think about the decay of fandom spaces for too long. And this goes without saying, but you guys can reblog anything on my dash if the button isn't disabled on it
#ugh screw it#i'm putting this in main tags#veilguard#dragon age#ao3#honestly I'm losing motivation to post anything that takes me longer than 5 minutes to make#the amount of times I've seen somebody say they dont want to post their art here anymore because no one interacts with them is heartbreakin#and I'm one of those people unfortunately#I don't want to pull in woe is me card but it hurts seeing something I spent 12 hours on be completely ignored versus-#-a screenshot with a tweet imposed on a pic of varric I made while heating a hot pocket getting 15 times the acknowledgement#and yes I know I'm not the best artist/writer but damn if a little encouragement doesn't go a long way#one person encouraged me to keep posting stuff the other day and they're the only reason I have#If you read this go into a dragon age tag and reblog somebody's art that has less than 100 notes-#-and mention something you like about it in the tags#and me posting fan fiction as a whole thing here? Forget about it#I'm the funny guy!! I get it! I Get it!#This makes me so scared for compathian skies but that's a whole other basket we don't need to look inside#Again sorry for rambling#Take this post for example! it will have a one to five ratio on likes to reblogs if it gets reblogged at all#fandom spaces are dying and we are all actively killing them together#asks for bee
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How many dreams have you had of moon hunting you down? I've had 3!
#they were absolutely terrifying#one was so so vivid#i wanna draw it so bad but AURG i dont have the skills#i was playing a game where you're in a house and the kitchen is the starting room#bam was there i think#but sun was in the kitchen along with everyone and the game was about to start#in 5 minutes the lights would go out and moon would come out to hunt people! i hid on the bottom bed of a bunk bed#under the covers and close to the wall. then the kitchen light went out and i could hear the bells as moon walked around looking for people#and he walked right next to me. i remember bit being able to breathe i was so scared#he looked dead at me. right in the eyes and paused for a good minute then continued to the next room#i remember thinking it was a cruel part of the game! like he liked to terrify people before getting them#aurhg but that moment when we made eye contact. it was beautiful and so so cinematic! a pretty red glow from his eyes!#soft blue light coming in through the shudders!#and the room was so cute! very softly designed to look like a neutral kids room! blue wallpaper and a giraffe stuffed animal#aurhgg#ren won't shut up
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and so i shall scream
#i cant do an updo that looks good!!!!!!#basically my friend is having an outdoor wedding in july#which means im going to have to reapply my sunblock every 5 fuckin minutes so i dont burn#and if i have my hair down its gonna get in the way and also get all sticky from the sunblock on my shoulders/chest/back#but i dont wanna look like im wearing a messy scrunchie bun😭#i wanna look like i made an effort!!!!#but all my efforts are making me look like mr messy
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How to explain to people that no I don't want to die I just want existence to stop happening around and to me all the time!! I want to live in a cave with all the stories I like and food and unlimited materials and become some sort of weird hermit craftsman
#i want the requirements to live a single moment without crushing stress and anxiety and fear to be. fucking attainable#i want the world around me to stop feeling like i dont hit the bar of competancy for absolutely anything#i want to be able to look back and have happy memories and feel like a single decision i made was a good one#i just want it to STOP for 5 fuckin minutes man#anyway im shit at my jobs and our kitchen window is leaking really badly after the storm#and i haven't been shopping or done dishes or washing#and i am. massive emotional overload i think. real evil autism hours#and theres fuck all i can do to fix most of it! so shit!#venting
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Also now that I'm done having a hate love rs with the new sub classes, just gonna make you look at my idiot again cuz he's pretty and got exactly 3 moods, annoyed by grace of existing, contemptuous blood pervert 'yay violence' and ofc the confusion. Theres reasons why I won't let go of 'he has downturned lips'. It's a fact. He's physically incapable of smiling or smth atp.
Also ofc the obligatory pain of rejecting (and ig stabbing) men who think they'd make great gods. Weird how often that happens to him huh?
#gotta throw some more bricks at him#he looks pathetic already like i cant just not do that#gale was absolutely hilarious though#first he blamed him for making him slaughter the grove (to be fair my guy did all the work gale honey u stayed in camp)#and that conversation was absolutely nasty#but 5 minutes later he turns around and goes 'oh actually i love you heres a nightsky i made for ya'#SIR#trust me you dont want this man to love you back#i know your future#you will thank him for turning you down one day#also killing empy masquerading as gortash is so satisfying on 10 different levels#or just the durge dialogue peaking once again#personally adore the bit about celebrating death in more ways than one#cuz both elves and Bhaalspawn do that#adds an extra layer of god this guy is cooked#i do feel sorry about Kar'Niss tho#like genuinely to me personally its one of the cruellest things#bg3#durge
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me scrolling thru any online clothes store: this garment is made for people with no boobs. this garment is made for people with no ass. this garment is made for people with no thighs. this garment is made for people with no waist. this garment is made for people with no boobs. this garment is made for people with no calves. this garment is made for people with no waist. this garment is made for people with no boobs. this garment is made for people with no boobs. this garment is made for people with no boobs. this garment is ma
#tops in my actual torso size never fit me well bc of my chest. do i really need to wear a sports bra under every single top and dress i own#just to get clothes that should fit me to actually fit me without weird tenting or lifting of fabric anywhere#ive had clothes fit me like a glove around my shoulders arms waist etc but still had to go 2 (!!) sizes up bc of abysmal room for my chest#as of right now i have a D cup. i have a VERY average build for my demographic.#and yet my measurements seem extremely outlandish for 98-99% of clothing manufacturers that dont charge 80 bucks for a tshirt#made this post bc i scrolled thru too many clothes i could very obviously see were not designed to accommodate any cup size#even scaled up in the larger sizes. which is just sad at this point. its almost 2024. cmon.#also i love me some boxy clothing but to get a nice silhouette in that you better not have any boobs.#woe. woe is me and all femme clothing enthusiasts#anyways i'm off to look for dresses without straps without necklines without cutouts without anything cool interesting happening up top#so i can wear a sports bra under it to have it fit me. and avoid popping the third button upon 5 minutes of wearing it#back on my bs#sorry for long post i'm utterly sick of everything for a bit
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more bullshit
#this is such a good way to spend my time Im so fucking busyyyy#this also actually made me realise that its the second time ive drawn denmark as patrick/christian bale and its like. well its true but im#insane also#ive been wanting to do the fernanfloo meme for 50 years though because that most litearlly is already his outfit#but well anyways i got to give him a spiffy alternative fancy outfit that im kind of obsessed with#it may be that he doesnt have his stupid headband for 5 minutes or the bullet wound swagger but well i like him#litearlly no body is going to understand the context of the first meme until like. 6 volumes of my comic come out im crazy#well whatever. its for me ok.#i should have been working on my berserk drawing but instead.#my ranting#do you guys understand how long it took me to find the christian bale image without the goth bugs bunny i wanted to kill myself#then all i had to do was google ''christian bale so cunty'' and the second image on google was the fucking post...like goddd#''why is denmark in heaven'' well because the inbetween is all clouds so the backgrounds always are white please pleaspelaplseplease#i know i backed myself into a cornerrr thereee but pleaseee#Pleaseee#with that logic he should also be wearing completely white clothes unless theyre his normal outfit but i figured that would look Really Wei#Weird so i didnt do it#im aware no one cares and im inflicting these rules upon myself ok well the illness#...which is why i also tried to fit kyles binder beneath the dress which he would never wear bc of the dysphoria but i figured ok well. idk#the binder was built into the dress or something idk idk dont think about it too hard#''dont think about it too hard'' is the hardest thing 4 me. well i will think about it soo hard unfrotuantely#its 5 am#my art#kyle batillo#denmark newman#kar#it feels really weird to draw the 2 of them without ilya there. its like going to a hotel without the cuck chair.#like wheres my beautiful third wheel scowling in the background#cady will you tell him his hair looks sexy pushed back OK SORRY i should rewatch meangirls. for the millionth time#sad you cant see his giant gauges bc hair is covering but just remmeber theyre there k drew them.....
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can I please catch a break right now? just one little break??
#like my health being dogshit so far this year was enough to do my head in#but now ive had this weird fucked up pseudo period for 3 weeks and its not going away#so ive made an appointment to go see the GP and hopefully he'll refer me to a gynecologist#but like my nana being sick with ovarian cancer that spread to her bowels isnt exactly helping me not jump to 'im also dying' brain ideas#then its the fact the hospital seems to have done worse to her health than the actual cancer#so shes been acting horrible when we visit and thats made my mum be extra stressed#and my mums job is a nightmare#so now my mums 5 minutes away from a breakdown#shes probably going to quit after /20 years/ bc they treat her so bad#but ugh its just all so fucking stressful#like thats all strssful as is I dont need to be in a perpetual period for weeks!!#Its driving me insane i have period cramps all the time i want to kill something#AND I DONT WANT TO GO TO THE GYNO#IM A CHILD I DONT WANT TO DO THAT I DONT CARE IF ITS NECESSARY i do not want to fuckin go and have someone look at my fucking vagina
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For the sake of my own peace of mind I wanna let you guys know that. now that im 18 I went through my f/o list and removed everyone under 18. so i see them as platonics now. i tried to go through my past posts with my romantic f/o tag (#🩷) and remove them but it proved to be. very time consuming. so just keep in mind that my past posts with the #🩷 tag were from before i turned 18 and that i dont ship with the ones who are minors anymore
#i kept the ones that were over 18 ofc#i was a little puzzled over botw/totk zelda bc of her being 17 in botw. but considering that totk seems to take place. 3 years later atleast#considering how much tulin grew up; the fact that hudson and rhondson have a child that seems to be. atleast 5-6 y/o (?)#i think its safe to assume shes over 18 at the time of totk. ;-#anyways. this all started with my. yknow. i miss my f/os tails post. and then i started making an actual list and was like.#WAIT A MINUTE. THIS IS WEIRD NOW. STOP EVERYTHING. and then i had a small mental crisis but not really. cause i just made them all platonic#simple as that. anyways. now maybe ill actually start making that blog now#other than that uh. hey guys whats up. (sonic voice) long time no see!#i am once again the busiest girl alive. unfortunately. taking a shortened term college class was not a good idea 😭😭😭#cherry chortles#im sorry if this post makes me look really weird. i promise i dont wanna be those weirdo adul/ts who s/hip w mi/nors.#<- slashes to keep the freaks away
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mildly annoyed my airbnb, which advertised as having kitchen essentials, does not have a measuring cup or a pot small enough to cook my instant noodles in :/
#just one medium-large (and kinda unclean...) pot and some pans. and utensils ig#i DID msg the host and he said he'd loan me theirs if he could but they dont have those things#baffling. truly. how do u feed urself??#i just wanna make my instant noodles 😭#guess ill try the microwave method coz i also didnt see an electric kettle....#gotta say tho. the idea of microwaving ANYTHING for 5 minutes is. terrifying. let alone a bowl full of water 💀#how do u like. stop it from just boiling over and going everywhere???#(ive never made instant noods in a microwave. help. pls.)#guess i also have 2 eyeball '400 ml' of water. whatever that looks like.#for real tho. NO measuring cups??? is the airbnb money paying for all that takeout u must be eating???? WHAT the FUCK
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Op is 100% correct
the older i get and the closer i am to reaching 30, the more the people around me try to deny me my age. it’s a constant ‘oh you’re just turning 29 again teehee 🤭’ or ‘dont tell your SO that, he’ll leave you for a younger model 😉’ and i just???? hate it?????????
i spent my entire teenaged years fighting for my life. i crawled through the deepest pits of my depression to cling to the promise of a life beyond that pain. i was so convinced that i was going to die young, that i would never see the grace of my age starting with a 2, let alone 3.
so im going to turn 30, and there’s not a damn thing anyone can do to stop me from loving it.
#im not 30 yet but im in my 20s. and i didnt think i was going to make it here#ive had several events happen in my life that have made me realise if i dont change things i would die young. like really young#but im still here. im still fighting. and every day - regardless of if its a good one or a bad one - i make mine#with the knowledge that it will get better and i will slip up. but none of it will matter if im not there to wake up. so i do#i dont like movies with cheesy messages but i think they were right with “one step at a time”.#to anyone out there struggling: the smallest achievements matter. you woke up today? congratulations. sincerely from the bottom of my heart!#you managed to eat anything today? im cheering you on with the biggest pompoms!#you gave in and did a bad thing? thats fine#youll beat it tomorrow.#you just have to make it to tomorrow and not beat yourself up about everything. cause theres gonna be things you beat yourself up for that#dont actually matter. but youve got to keep going. i promise it will all look better tomorrow#itll all look better after youve slept. itll all look better after youve eaten. itll all look better after youve washed.#and omg it will look so much better when you sit outside for 5 minutes. when you talk to a friend or a waitress in a coffee shop or anyone.#so from one person who wants to make it to tomorrow to you: the fact that youre reading this now means that youll be ok. youll get there#one step at a time. together.#we'll make it
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I know I know, netflix bad water is wet blah blah blah but
I'm so tired of the 30 second random clip that they use instead of an actual preview being somehow antithetical to the show. I been bait and switched by at least 3 shows where the clip makes it look like it's from a completely different genre
#i dont really use netflix much but after this latest one im ready to give up on it#there was florida man whos clip made it look like it was going to be a comedy and it was. super not that#that australian one that looked like it was going to be a quiet family comedy and it was. terrible#(child abuse free with entry!) i mean. it was well written and stuff but NOT AT ALL what the preview made it seem#and then this latest one made it seem like it was going to be a courteoom drama with a clever and compassionate judge#but NO. TERRIBLE TRIGGERING MOTORCYCLE ACCIDENT 5 MINUTES IN#and the whole show is a drama aboit covering it up while a mob boss is after the judges son! (i guess. im not continuing)#(also i know its not their fault that motorcycle accidents are a huge trigger for me but like. NOT WHAT I WAS EXPECTING FROM THE PREVIEW#at least they telegraphed it happening far enough in advance that i was able to hide under my blanket until they panned away
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i remember maybe what inspired me for stories is like. playstation all stars has a little origins section for each character which explains their backstory. Hey i just found out plastation all stars came out when i was 6 WELL anyway that was one of the first things that inspired me to flesh out things i guess. i love knowing why people are here and doing these things. i feel like i wrote some stuff in like a notebook somewhere about chug + lollipop (but maybe that was later?) i dont know where or if it survived. maybe it was about hat instead i also really liked smash bros + ratchet and clank + pokemon. and some other things i dont remember
#memory posts#i dont know if i actually played it when i was 6 i just know that the music from that game is still played by my brother when i sleep#(music as in the intro music where its like Woahhhh. Brace yourselves..)#before youtube put looping on phone i made playlists for the songs i wanted to listen to when i slept (ihome)#well. at FIRST i would just wake up and put it back on again but if i listened to them enough i would make a playlist#one time a 50 minute ad starting playing and i thought it would end so i didnt get up until Quite a time#the playlist naems were named 5 stars after fnauhg. and they consisted of like multiple different lyric videos of the songs#with varying qualities and dead air. I ALSO eventually got a loft so putting the music on consisted of getting down the ladder quickly#+ quietly putting the music again then getting back up the ladder quickly + quietly#there was a drawing of cyndaquil (or typshlosion?) on my wall i taped on with like a health bar under it that was kind of not full#all the way. and a drawing of sonic my brother made me but i scratched out the to and from so it had my name on it (and looked like i did i#my room wasnt ever really clean. at least not because of me. i always got the lowest grade in organization in elemntary school#(they graded what the inside of your desk looked like. mine had so much THINGS in it)#my bureau had stickers from every school i went to so i could remember them (It broke when we moved..)#the wood planks were all fucked up cuz i paced and jumped and ran to music and thinking#there were a couple of . nail indents on the floor#in the ladder of the loft i scratched in THE BIG BAD WOLF DIDNT DESERVE IT (or similar) because there was a play where he was on trial#and determined by how much screaming there was WE COULDVE MADE HIM INNOCENT but everyone else didnt like him i guess#my elemntary school had lines on the floor so i looked at them when i walked and for a time i looked at my feet whenever i walked#we got bella in 2012 and shes a cute awesome animal chihuahua.#these are things about me i guess this is the post. HI :3
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i cant get over when we went to a chinese restaurant for my brothers birthday and my dads gf was there but wasnt eating because “oh you know i can only eat panda express because everything else has msg in it!�� and the owner heard her saying that and came over and was like we dont use msg here and my dads gf looked at the owner of the restaurant in the face and told her that she was wrong about the food at her own restaurant. and this was the same day she told the story about the time she only tipped ten cents to a visibly anxious and stressed waitress on her first day on the job because 1) the restaurant was busy and 2) the food that she and her friend had picked out from the restaurants website like months before wasnt available and wasnt even on the menu. and laughed like it was a cute little anecdote as we all stared at her like what the fuck is your problem
#when she started telling the story my dad was like i dont think you want to tell this story babe. and then she did anyway LMAO#she has this ~14 year old pitbull who is only still alive because shes dragging her away from the brink of death by the dogs arthritic legs#and she brought her to my house for the 4th lunch my dad made because ‘she just hates fireworks’ well idk whos setting off fireworks between#12 and 5 oclock in july#kind of seems like a waste of fireworks to me. but whatever. so she got this giant geriatric dog who can barely even go on walks into her#tiny car for the thirty minute drive to our house so that i have to keep my cat in my room. fine whatever. my aunt is talking to her about#the dog. shes like. shes like oh she looks…not good…and dads gf just talks and like oh yeah well shes blablabla my aunt says ‘ok well#you see her every day but im just saying its been a minute since ive seen her and to me it looks like shes deteriorated a lot.’ and dads gf#went ‘oh shes usually much worse than this! haha!’ like girl do you actually genuinely think that dog is enjoying life right now. like be so#fucking honest right now do you really think that this ancient dog who has almost died like 5 times already enjoys getting pulled up into#your cramped ass car for thirty minutes at a time just to sit alone in a living room while you watch a movie in a different room. be real.
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