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Working on this rn
I finished the hao miku gonna post that later
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Teaching Dabi how to eat pussy the way you like it but he’s so desperately sloppy and messy about it that you just hump his face with one hand gripping his hair and the other tight on your own throat.
He’s inexperienced, mostly, he doesn’t give often if not at all to the partners he’s had in the past, few and far between; but then you came along and all of a sudden he’s offering and begging and demanding. He’s so used to seeing pussy eating in porn, in magazines that he’s got no rhythm, no method, no thought behind his guzzling and slurping and biting. So when you anchor yourself to him with a frustrated little whine, lifting your hips and grinding smoothly and sweetly against his tongue and his nose; Touya swears sees new colours and hears new sounds. The wet click of your cunt against his lips and chin, the shuddering of your thighs either side of his head, your mumbles and gasps against your constricted throat, and your encouraging praises of him just staying right there, just like that Touya. He cums loud and wet as he looks up at you through his lashes, half angry that you’re not teaching him like you said but half insane over the state of you, using him to your heart’s content.
#I have no energy to write anything long:(( m so tired and broke and sad#anyways u need to teach him because he’s a loser#dabi x reader#Dabi smut#bnha smut#Touya Todoroki smut#touya todoroki x reader#bnha x reader#mha x reader#mha smut
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I’m really really struggling should I go to japan to see them...
#i m broke#and I’m going to italy with my mum i think#so no time to save more money dang it#and would I get the ticket tho even if I actually going#plz come to hk I can only afford to go to the other side of the harbour#ahhhhhh#why am I broke
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
OFFICIAL BABY HONG HONG-ER DESIGN?????
AND SOLDIER HONG HONG-ER!!! MY CHILD!!!!!
LOOK AT HIM!!!!!
sourse - градоначальник хуа
#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA#/BROKE THE SOUND BARRIER/#HE IS SO TINY#HE IS SO PRECIOUS#I AM GOING TO DIE#LOOK AT HIM#OH MY GOD#H E#POOR BABY#OH GOD#SEASON 3 I AM READY#COME AT ME#O H M Y G O D#天官赐福#花怜#heavenly official's blessing#heaven officials blessing#tian guan ci fu#tgcf#tgcf donghua#tgcf official#tgcf official art#tgcf season 2#tgcf season 3????#tgcf book 2#hualian#hua cheng#hong er#hong hong er#tgcf news
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I'm starting an account at the bank for you. Look, M. We're going to put money in. To celebrate your good grades. I'm going to keep putting in deposits throughout the year. Can you keep putting money in until you die? I want to have a million baht. Oh. Are you jinxing me to die?
HOW TO MAKE MILLIONS BEFORE GRANDMA DIES (2024) dir. Pat Boonnitipat
#billkin putthipong#how to make millions before grandma dies#lahn mah#lakornedit#asiandramasource#dailyasiandramas#worldcinemaedit#filmgifs#clairedgifs#cinematv#cinemapix#motionpicturesource#dailyflicks#thaidramaedit#lakornet#lakornsource#lahnmahedit#userspring#gdh 559#this film broke me and i need everyone to be as broken as i am#so simple yet so poignant#gdh films are always making me cry... fuck...#enough is enough#director pat boonnitipat stop hurting me challenge#gonna gif the whole bit with young m and his grandma bc thats so damn cute but for now this first
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everyone loves talking about the batshit worldbuilding in WoT but I feel like everybody tends to overlook the Vaguely Evil Elves From Another Dimension that have their own officially licensed chutes and ladders-esque board game that you Cannot Ever Win
#unless you're a 9 year old boy who's surrogate father just broke their entire reality#society when olver won snakes and foxes without cheating#the day I get my hands on a real life snakes and foxes game is the day that I can die happy#but idk I feel like everybody tends to overlook the aelfinn and the eelfinn in favor of like. the ogier and radioactive two rivers#and the many. many. m a n y. other insane worldbuilding Choices robert jordan made#which are all valid I mean WoT is fucking insane#but I think we should have more aelfinn and eelfinn appreciation on this webbed site#like they're so interesting!!!!!! there's so much to unpack!!!!!!!!!#vin speaks#wheel of time#wot book spoilers#wheel of time spoilers#wot spoilers#mat cauthon#the shadow rising#towers of midnight
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the evils
#fanart#my art#rick and morty#morty smith#rick sanchez#evil morty#evil rick#r&m fanart#r&m#angst#rick and morty 100 years#i saw that post about evil morts sheilds being blue and it broke me#hes just a baby#hes just a kid#...#he probably misses his grandpa#even if he hates him#irrational attatchments am i right#im sad now#art
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niralda sims
cute
their rooms, cursed ancient monuments on walls and carpets are idk umm.. college throwbacks to me
she joy buzzed her
my wip
#text#i had to make skintones of my own for them cus nobody had muddy yellow up for download. sad#it broke the way some clothes show on them (their body glows) but i;m not abt to deal with that bs😂😂
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ok ok ok can we fucking talk about loki's "thank god" and "you're here" when he sees mobius at the jet ski's store because the sheer fucking RELIEF is actually staggering
#AND THE LITTLE MOMENT WHERE LOKI IS LOOKING THRU THE WINDOW AT MOBIUS ARE WE ACTUALLY BEING FR RN THAT WAS A FULL ON#ROMCOM WE-BROKE-UP-BUT-I-SEE-U-THRU-THE-WINDOW-AND-ALL-MEMORIES-COME-FLOODING-BACK-MOMENT LIKE??!?(!!#lokius#loki spoilers#loki series#loki season 2#loki#mobius m mobius
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Love it when a breeding project takes one (1) nest and (even gives me the perfect eyes that I didn't even scry for bc I hadn't yet decided if I care enough)
#dragon share#scries#now the genes. im broke rn so that might take a bit#original scry was m pose but actually i like f better#completely unplanned on that front but example no2 why i need a deep sea scene in my life#this is a beast of the abyss dude and youre putting it in a kiddie pool??
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i got commissioned by my dear mutual @nedlittle to make a mock 1950s-pulp-lesbian-novel-style cover for their incredibly good Peg Hunnicutt-centric lesbian fic "trouser role" which you should all go read right now if you haven't! have i mentioned it's really really really good! it is! go read it!
#mash#m.a.s.h#m*a*s*h#peg hunnicutt#my art#commissions#lesbian pulp#fake book cover#fanfiction cover#this was actually quite fun to do and i hope to make more mock lesbian pulp covers when i have the time#for some other vintage femslash ships i enjoy#alas: when i'm not broke#also more fic covers!!! guys did you know that mash fanfiction is really good
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season 1 episode 4
#mash#m*a*s*h#mashblr#maxwell q. klinger#hiya you guys i started this blog during the first episodes of my rewatch and then our wifi broke and now i can't keep going >:(#but yea this blog is basically what the title says let's see when i can continue archiving the most gorgeous well dressed human#that ever walked the earth#klingerfashionarchive#chief surgeon who?
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MY BRAINS NOT WORKING AND THE CUTE BOY I WORK WITH KEEPS CORRECTING MY GRAMMAR THIS IS SO AHAIWIAKSDHDGRRRRHRNE
#dhakaksdjs fuckdwkufeisfjsjajsueei#im using a translator and it keeps outputting 您 instead of 你 and he keeps calling it out like bro ur making it awkward#AND IM LIKE SORRY I CANT ACTUALLY WRITE IN THIS LANGUAGE IM REALLY DU M. BB#also he offered to take over the last part bc i was like hi its almost 9pm here and i literally cannot think anymore#like i am certain its a very easy last part my brain is just finished#i feel so bad bc i wanted to push this proj over the line#this company is so intense i am so baby i am so tired#hugging my cat and rubbing my gross face all over his gross body#me in vc trying to figure out how to say: it was broken earlier idk how it was fixed u saw it was broke tho right#but all that came out was: in the past it was….problematic… *20 yr silence*#before he awkwardly went: um its okay i dont think this is necessary also u have lint issues#and i was just like ya….i know 😭#its ambiguous to some of my teammates if i just dont understand them or if im fking dumb#its probably both im ngl#the blank stare i have on my face is first from trying to comprehend what the actual words they are saying mean#and then to comprehend what technical concept they are trying to convey#using like 50% of the information i managed to parse out#also im used to literally spending 30-40% of the working day talking smack#now i try to crack and joke and everyone is like three this isnt the time#three we are all gonna be hear past 9pm working this isnt the time
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Oh god are you watching the finale
I JUST FINISHED IT AND NOW IM CRYING
I had seen spoilers so I knew (vaguely) how it ended but that DIDNT PREPARE ME FOR HOW MUCH ID CRY!
FUCK
God. The way Neal was saying goodbye to everyone? June and Mozzie and Peter and El? Setting things up perfectly? The way Mozzie started spouting conspiracy theories because he couldn’t believe it? The way Peter broke down in the hallway after? THE FACT THAT BABY BURKE IS NAMED NEAL!
I am in DIRE need of fix it fics. Please.
Or any theories/headcanons/SOMETHING. Like did Mozzie know? I don’t think so, not at the beginning, but he’s got to by the end right because where else would Neal get the money to start over in Paris from? How hard do you think Mozzie punched Neal for not telling him beforehand? Does Peter tell El or Mozzie what he finds? I doubt he goes chasing after Neal considering he’s got a baby at home. It’s gotta be enough knowing that Neal is alive. But also like WHAT THE FUCK NEAL HOW CAN YOU DO THAT
#seadeepy#white collar spoilers#like I enjoy spoilers for things#knowing what’s coming but not knowing exactly what or how or why creates perfect tension#bc I’m not uncertain of the outcome so it’s not a surprise but it’s enough to make me tense!!!#god the end made me cry so hard#when Peter said ‘you’re free’ I fucking broke#and they named baby Burke Neal!!!!#I can’t get over that#please please please send fix it fics#please#white collar#m watches white collar#m speaks#ask
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#not dislike. its hate#it made me cry several times today#thinking of how my classmates manipulate our teachers#and chatgpt AIs can EVERYTHING#its so painful to think of it#today I broke down in the bus and cried#idc what people think. hiding my feelings any longer would destroy me from the inside#maybe youve also seen how people use freakin AIs in their exams#the thing is that:#we wrote an exam for which Ive studies for like 2 whole days#this week we finally got the exams back (w the grades ofc)#and ok Ive got a 3 (C in America syste#*m)#my friends who used chatgpt throughout the exam got way better grades (I didnt expect it otherwise)#PLUS#the most provocating messages from the teacher:#“10/10 POINTS :)” “YOURE ROCKING THIS” “YEAH”#💔#seriously#this breaks my heart#dont the teacher see something suspect in the exam?!#why cant they open their eyes and get modernized to reality.#& they KNOW- the students Im talking of. they usally have bad results.#once our teacher came to a chatgpt student and said the most miserable thing:#“youve been using duolingo a lot lately hm? thats where your nice grades come from 😉🥰”#you get it?#no- this peoson didnt learn.#no- this person isnt even interested in the stuff we learn in lessons#AWFUL feeling to hear the praisings of da teachers when *I* gotta sit among the gpt-students and look like Im a worse student than *them*#[writing this at almost 1 at night] still have some tears. this topic really has the power to destroy someones day. 💔💔
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Uhmm...
Yeah...
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