#i lowkey ship them and now I’m sad

[pissfizz]

On one hand toya tenma hc is one of my favorite things ever and it’s very important to me but on the other part of me is coming to hate it bc fans are so insufferable about it

[doromoni]

Not Over the Papaya | OP81

⊹ ｡•┈꒰ა ♡ ໒꒱┈• ｡ﾟ

Ships : Oscar Piastri x Popstar! Reader , Ex!Lando Norris x Popstar! Reader

Genre : Fluff Smau

A/N : This is so fun to writeeee.Also would you guys like a series masterlist… or does my current Main masterlist do the job? Btw just another reminder ~ no hate to the people referenced in this fic.

Face claim : Jennie Kim

Warnings : Mild cursing , Grammar Errors

Summary : Y/N and Oscar cope with their own breakups by making the Heartbreak Club.

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landonorris 1h

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*Incoming call from Oscar

Pick up or Decline

Pick up

“Hi Y/N”

“Hi Osc”

“So how have you been?”

“Really Oscar? how have I been… could you be more awkward?”

“Yes really, now answer the question gremlin”

“Ok fine. I’ve been feeling shitty lately, because your teammate decide to cheat on me. How about you Oscar how have you been?”

“I’ve been feeling like shit too. Because my high school girlfriend decided to cheat on me then proceed to dump me over text”

“Wait… what?? She broke up with YOU? and she did it over text too? I did not know that”

“Yup, honestly couldn’t get more sad than that I guess”

“Well if it helps, Lando did the same to me… so yeah.”

“Wow. What amazing exes we have huh?”

“I know right? were just so lucky on that department. So what are you doing to cope?”

“You know, I have racing and training to keep my mind off it. Logan’s trying to be there for me as much as he can. How bout you?”

“Hmmm~ thats great to hear. Me? I uh guess writing songs really helps”

“You know, talking to you really helps too.”

“Really?? Well i like talking to you too Osc”

“Yeah, you’ve been a surprising addition to my schedule. Never imagined being this friendly with my teammates’s girlfriend”

“EX-girlfriend. And yeah same … and I’m grateful that I got to talk to you. SEE I told you Heartbreak Club will help us!”

“Alright, Nerd. I admit it”

“Hmm. I just realized something.”

“What?”

“I’ve never heard you talk as much before. Oh my! did I just influence you to becoming a yapper??”

“Ok dork shut up”

“HHAHAHAHAAH”

“Where are you now? Your in England right?”

“Yes. I’m at my condo… why?”

“how about a coffee run?”

“Since when did you drink coffee?? and now??”

“Since you forced me drink the latte at the MTC and yes now. Are you in or not?”

“YES! i’m down”

“Alright. Dress up and I’ll pick you up.”

“Mkay! drive safe. Byeee”

“I will. Bye Y/N”

*Call ended

Y/N. 45m

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oscarpiastri 30m

story replies

Y/N. Wow since when did you start taking aesthetic photos 🤭

oscarpiastri I get tons of practice because a certain someone makes me take soo much pictures.

landonorris I thought you broke up with your girlfriend

oscarpiastri I did.

landonorris oh? who’s she thenn

oscarpiastri someone special to me.

lilyz who’s the girl?

oscarpiastri it doesn’t concern you.

Y/N.

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Y/N. You embarrassed me motherf—

sabrinacarpenter YES. Slay Mama~ I see you 🤭.

Y/N. did I do justice with your lyrics Luv?

sabrinacarpenter I knew smth hot was coming when you asked to use my lyrics!

Y/N. 🤭🤭🤭

user1 That body bang! y/n really said not yours anymore.

user2 she’s hot, talented and successful. Lando fumbled BAD.

user3 Not Y/N casually letting us know she’s booked Calvin Klein. 🥵

user4 Ok but who’s that on the 2nd and 5th slide thooo.

user5 if its a friend or smth more who caresss if Lando could jump into a relationship that fast, Y/n could as well.

user6 Oscar in the likes, I see you.

user7 I lowkey ship 🫣

user8 maybe its oscar in the photos too!

user6 Y/N and Oscar have been interacting lots lately

user9 Oscar’s with lily tho.

user10 I haven’t seen them together for so long. Smth seems off tbh.

user11 Oscar and lily are both private people so of couse we don’t get to see them.

Y/N. why are y’all gossiping in my comments 🧐

user6 WTF hello @Y/N??

oscarpiastri

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oscarpiastri Change of plans. I’m into coffee now ☕️

logansargeant in my years of knowing you , you never drank coffee

oscarpiastri well taste changes mate, what can I say? liked by Y/N.

charles_leclerc now you’re really my son!

user1 WHO TAUGHT OSCAR HOW TO POST CUNTY PICS?

user2 show yourself! we need to thank you 😭

user3 I choked on air when I saw it was posted on Oscar’s personal ig! i thought it was a fan page or smth.

user4 3rd slide had me on a chokehold!!

user5 Oscar’s hotness aside. Why does the caption sound so cryptic.

user6 Right?? is it really about coffee tho… ur very suspect Oscar Jack Piastri.

user7 specially when rumors of Oscar and Lily breaking up???

user8 What do you mean? where did you hear that??

user7 check twitter girl!

user9 Ok now Y/N’s in the likes and her liking Oscar’s reply!! What is happening yall 😭

user10 everything has been so messy. but ngl when Y/N used Oscar’s Tweet format? Iconic.

user11 Y/Nscar interactions are migrating to instagram.

*Incoming call from Oscar

Pick up or Decline

Pick up

“Hello, Osc. What’s up?”

“I need your help.”

“With what exactly?”

“Making an announcement”

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[voltronisanobsession]

Hii, I hope you are having a good day or night! I've recently read your platonic yandere voltron things. And I was wondering if you would make some more headcanons? Or stories with platonic yandere? Here are some ideas you could write either a few headcanons or a story about, for if you have low inspiration. Kidnapped reader with platonic yandere voltron, maybe by an alien species who wanted to help the reader? How would the team react? What would they do? Or maybe the reader get really sick which isn't easily cured cue the panic from the team? Again, just so you know I really like your work! So keep up the good work, and thank you for making your works in the first place! Take good care of yourself, and stay hydrated!

Yandere Voltron’s Reaction to Reader being Taken

O M G DONT EVEN PLAY WITH ME RNNNN!!!! I absolutely LOVE yandere voltron like they’re so fun to write for🤞😜 I love the idea of the group just going crazy if reader were to escape UGHH

tysm pookie, take care of yourself too and ENJOY THIISSSS

OK YOU JUST SPURRED IDEAS INTO MY HEAD

I can already imagine the group going crazy when reader suddenly gets swept up right from their grasp out of nowhere by some random spaceship

I know you said some kind of an alien species taking reader but hear me out

It’s LOTOR AND HIS LITTLE GROUPIES OOOOO

It’s painfully obvious that you’re the real star in voltron seeing as how possessive and protective they are of you, hiding you away whenever danger is nearby

So it only makes sense to Lotor to just kidnap you as leverage for his plans

Little did he know that you would be THANKING him for taking you away from the group lmao😭

Imagine your tied up and homeboys getting ready to explain his super mastermind plan to you when all of a sudden you start rambling about how good it feels to be away from them

“Nothing personal, you were the only thing holding that sad excuse of a team together, so I needed you out of the picture for now.” Cue smirk

“UGH THANK GOD! I was literally starting to lose my mind in there, you have no IDEA how needy they all are.”

Now cue a dumbfounded Lotor

He was not expecting reader to be so relaxed considering how he just snatched you up out of nowhere

You’re just chilling while looking around his ship, maybe making conversation with his generals

You finally get a break from the constant attention and possessiveness, ANYTHING is better than being around the group

While you’re happily talking your voice away with Lotor a group, everyone in the castle is freaking the fuck out

It’s bad enough that they let you slip away from their grasp, it’s worse knowing it was Lotor who took you away💀

We all know how Lance feels about Lotor so I think he would have one of the more extreme reactions to you being taken away

Probably starts pointing fingers and starts blaming everyone for not being able to keep you safe

Lowkey begins targeting Keith because it’s somehow always his fault when something goes wrong💀💀

Lance might even starting crying and wailing out for you with Hunk when the situation finally hits him

Keith is also another one to have a more violent outburst during and after your disappearance

He’s someone I see with strong emotions that he doesn’t know how to handle yet so we already know how he might act

Agitated? Yes. Scared? For you, yeah. Furious? Oh honey absolutely.

Keith might have almost caught you too, but he didn’t. He’s so angry with everything and mostly himself that’s he’s pushing everyone else’s buttons, trying to convince the group that the only right choice is immediately going after you

He’s too anxious now that you’re not in his line of sight, making him kinda desperate to get you back again

Hear me out but I think the calmest ones would PROBABLY be Shiro and Pidge

Now I’m not saying that they’re CALM but they have the nerves mostly in tact

They’re already trying to locate where you are with the secret tracker that have on you so it doesn’t really benefit them to try and blame someone for what happened to you

Pidge’s hands shake while she’s working her whizz tho. She has to type, erase, and retype every now and then because of how nervous and anxious she is

She’s so used to having you around that now her brain can’t function properly without you

She doesn’t want to lose you like how she lost her brother and father so Pidge is trying her best to have a one track mind

Shiro on the other hand is more level headed

He really does try to calm the group down as best as he could but with Lance and Hunk crying, Keith yelling at them to get up and do something, Pidge taking a long time to track you down, and Allura and Coran seemingly in an entire different universe, he can’t help but feel the pressure of this disaster falling on his shoulders

This man is ready to just end Lotor when they find him like I’m not even joking

Everyone is getting on this man’s nerves and knowing that you’re trapped with Voltrons enemy doesn’t really make him feel any better

Hunk might even strike fear into Shiro while he’s babbling on about if you’re hurt or not, if they’re torturing you to get any information out of you etc

Poor Hunk is a flood gate at this point. One moment you’re right next to him and the next you’re not

He’s having a complete meltdown in a corner, maybe trying to comfort himself with a small picture of a selfie you both took together

This dude is already imagining all these terrible scenarios you could possibly be in which makes him feel even more terrible

Quite literally feels like he’s gonna throw up now when he begins thinking about how he’ll never see you again

Allura and Coran are surprising quite and calm during all this

They’d keep to themselves but know that they’re going through some extreme inner turmoil

It’s kind of like Allura disconnected herself from the world ever since you’ve been taken

Her skin itches to run out and grab a pod to find you herself but she knows it’s a brash idea

The only thing she does is mull over the idea of making Lotor regret messing with Voltron

BUT TO MAKE A LONG STORY SHORTT

They are willing to do anything to get you back, not caring for the description they’ll leave along the way

The longer your gone the less control and stability they’ll have as a group

Desperate and irrational are some words to describe them during your being away from them

They will stop at nothing to have you back with them, some more destructive and violent than others

No one holds back when getting you back from Lotor, leaving his ships wrecked and forcing him to put his plans on pause as he recovers

Who knows, maybe him and his group might’ve grown similar possessive feelings towards you as well with the time you spent with them? HMMMM

[d3pressed-caffiene-addict]

Hazbin Hotel Ep 5&6 Oh My God (Major Spoilers)

I am having so many thoughts, this is just a brain dump

-LUCIFER. He’s so pathetic I love him

-Jeremy Jordan you fucking legend. I’m a big fan of a lot of his work and was excited to see him in this but I was slightly unsure if he was the right casting since I expected Lucifer to be more of a high and mighty/snobby figure, but with the way they characterised him HE IS PERFECT.

-“TAKE THAT DEPRESSION”

-The Lucifer vs Alastor rivalry is beautiful

-“Ha ha, fuck you.”

-Father figure Alastor

-HIS EARS GO BACK LIKE A CAT WHEN HES ANGRY I CANT

-MIMZY’S ARRIVAL. I know most of us know the lore about her and Alastor being developed as a couple before it was scrapped but I really like how they are in the show

-Even if it’s just crumbs I’m so excited to be getting snippets of Alastor’s lore. It’s wild to keep going back and forth between “aw he actually cares for and protects his friends” and “oh my god he’s a fucking psycho”

-Speaking of that the scene with Husk holy shit. Poor man looked terrified

-The confirmation that Alastor’s also stuck working for someone, it has to be Lilith surely. I know some people will call it predictable because a lot of theories are coming true but personally I think it’s from good worldbuilding/foreshadowing

-ALASTOR IN FULL DEMON FORM JUST ANNIHILATING EVERYONE and then he just goes “Ah that was fun, now back to it”

-I kinda like the parallel between Al and Mimzy & Angel and Cherri where they invite their friends to join them if they want to, even if neither of them take it up initially maybe we’ll see them join the hotel in the future?

-BABY CHARLIE

-I really expected Lucifer to be a dickhead and a shitty dad, but he seems to be an overall better guy than most people in hell

-CHERRI BOMB ARRIVAL! And she’s Aussie now fuck yeah represent

-I still love her and Angel’s friendship even if she is a terrible influence. Everyone’s got that friend who’s solution to a bad day is just self-destruction but they mean well at least

-DARREN CHRIS TOO, THE MUSICAL THEATRE/BROADWAY ACTOR CASTING IS STACKED

-Emily is so sweet I love her

-The Molly cameo is so sweet, I was waiting for her to appear somewhere but lowkey forgot she was in heaven. Honestly though how did she get there when the rest of her and Angel’s family got condemned for what they did together? Maybe she left the mob or something idk I just hope we get to meet her properly at some point

-Heaven’s real fucked up? Yeah not shocked

-VAGGIE?? FALLEN ANGEL REVEAL?? AND SHE WAS AN EXTERMINATOR???? I know most of us called it but holy shit I didn’t expect it to be confirmed this soon

-Adam is such a dick but he’s so much fun

-I love that Charlie was gonna start her court presentation with definitions like a high school essay

-“Consent is a good name for a sex club” the gentleman Husk truthers gonna have fun with this one

-Pentious hitting on Cherri is hilarious and totally not the same level of subtlety I flirt with when I’m drunk

-Hearing more and more about how Val treats Angel is so sad especially with how casually he talks about it since it’s just another day for him

-Him parenting drunk Nifty is beautiful

-“You wanna play with the kitty?”

-Valentino is my #1 enemy

-Seeing Angel stand up to him to protect his friends is making me feel feelings. Like he knows that he’s gonna be treated even worse for it but I think he’s reaching his tipping point and shits gonna go down soon

-Also I know there’s a popular theory that he’s gonna die soon and a lot of the theories are coming true so I am scared. I kind of don’t think this one’ll happen though since he’s the fan favourite and its just too soon to take that much of a risk. Plus Vivsie’s admitted he’s the best written character and it’d be such a waste of all that development

-More sweet moments between him and Husk, they’ve gotten me so invested in this ship so fast

-The fact that most of heaven didn’t know about the extermination?? Wild

-Idk how I feel about the timeskip between Ep 4&5, they’re only a month away from the extermination now. Yes it’s making the stakes feel higher but I do wish we’d been able to see more of that time for the relationship development, all the characters seem much closer than before and we’ve only seen bits of how they got there

-I really wish they’d greenlit more than 8 episodes to pace things a little better but I’m glad we have season 2 confirmed

-That last minute ‘reveal Vaggie’s past to Charlie, boot them out of heaven and then cut to credits before she can react’ is gonna torture me until next week

-I don’t disagree with past criticism that Vivzie’s female characters can feel a bit underwritten but I think it’s getting better

-“We’re coming to the hotel first” plus all the theories that someone’s gonna die are fucking stressing me out man

Anyway hope you enjoy the brain dump, this show has once again consumed my thoughts

[gotta-love-dani]

opposites attract pt 4

Yall know what time it is juddbirchxgn reader

Master list

also this is a long one because I have not written anything in a long time

"oh my god, look at you where are you going Judd" asked Diane looking at Judd as he made his way down the stairs " Mom do you think it would be a bad idea to ask y/n out ... I really like them," Judd said not daring to look at his mother mainly because he hated that he was doing this convinced by Maury who was excited to hear what Diane was going to say " well they are such a lovely person and I would love if they became my ---in law, I do think that you need to talk to Leah about this I mean they are her best friend they have known each other for years and I think you should talk to her, not saying you need her approval but just let your sister know that you will be soon dating her best friend," daine said turning to face him and giving him advice " ok thank you mom," Judd said walking out not saying another word to her mainly because Maury was throwing things which was pretty pointless " no you dickhead we don't have to tell her shit, we are not going to be fucking Y/n till she happy cries, we are going to fuck y/n till they happy cry right judd? said maury mad that diane would even suggest that " i hate to say it but shes right i mean i don't want to rip apart the friend ship they have, I'm going to look for leah”.

a long drive later

"hey leah I want to talk to you about something," Judd said as he pulled up to the sidewalk where Leah was standing " oh is it about asking out y/n, you can ask them out," Leah said looking at her phone and answering a text message " wait how do you know I want to ask them out, did they tell you," Judd said freaking the fuck out "oh yea they can't keep a secret plus I saw your phone number pop up on their phone... just promise me you will treat them right they have been through some shit that is probably illegal," Leah said grabbing her arm as she told her brother all of this in hopes that y/n will finally get treated well and wishing them a happy ending, not with the person she thought of but something is better than nothing. "ok well I'm going to go find them and ask them out or whatever it's not like I want to," judd said trying to hide the fact that he was blushing even if it was pretty pointless " okk you go make my best friend happy but if you make them sad I will kill you judd birch" leah said while waving off judd as she walked away "you heard her now lets go fuck them till they happy cry" maury said as he excitedly looked at judd "ok ok let go find them and if things go well I can fuck them until they happy cry or whatever" he said as he stepped on the gas and practically flew down the street . finally, Judd found y/n at a coffee shop where they usually go to study "Hey y/n" Judd said as he ignored the barista greeting and walked straight to y/ns table and sat in front of them "Oh hi judd how are you?" y/n asked nervously because leah had texted them and told them that judd was on his way to them "oh I'm doing great you know why, because leah gave me the green light to ask you out" judd said taking a sip of y/n's coffe/tea " oh that's great " y/n said lowkey nervous of how he made them feel, he is a mess emotionally unavailable and such a psycho and y/n is the opposite they get good grades, they are the best in their grade " wait you dont sound happy at all" judd said snapping y/n out of their train of thought "oh I'm sorry I am I'm just... nervous I mean I’m sorry but we are polar opposites" y/n said as they slowly grabbed hold of his hand " I know we are but I think that's what makes it perfect, so do you want to go out with me?" judd asked as he looked down trying not to look at y/n from how nervous he was "ofcourse I will go out with you judd" y/n said as they smiled grabbing his chin and making him look at them and they leaned forward and they kissed " YESSS BABY WE DID IT.OHHHH NOW TAKE THEM INTO THE RESTROOM AND FUCK THEM" maury said as he jumped around the coffee shop along with y/n hormone moster "maury get the fuck out and stop ruining the moment" judd said trying to enjoy every second of the kiss without maury interrupting by making him horny "ok ok ill back away from you but paige me when you are ready to shoot blancks into them" maury said as he walked into a portal "yea sure I will call you when I need you" judd said as yo finally pushed away to catch your breath " well that was cute I really enjoyed it" y/n said as they took a sip of their coffee/tea

"well that's not the only thing you will be enjoying in this relationship," Judd said as he looked into their eyes ''oh yea the sexual tension is pretty eminent but I would love to dissolve it some other time," y/n said shifting in their sweet from being pretty horny but also they have been sitting there for a good while "I still can't believe daniel died I mean he was an asshole but that's just crazy," y/n said trying to distract themselves "yea it is very crazy, do you want to drive around for a while before I drop you off at your house," Judd said hoping that he hadn't weirded out y/n wondering if they still wanted to hang out with him "of course I can even ask my mom if I can stay the night so we can hang out more," y/n said as they both got up and walked to Judds van . After calling their mom y/ns parents said that they could stay over at leahs "ok so I can stay with you guys tonight and I can hang out with you more," y/n said looking out of the window.

AT THE BIRCHES HOME

"Ok so your sister is doing me the favor of covering for me so I can hang out with you," y/n said walking into their boyfriend's room "For once I am glad she exists," Judd said smiling at them and he got up to hug them "we should definitely make out with him" y/n's hormone monster whispered to them "yea you are right," y/n said as they grabbed judd and made out with him lowering their hand down to his bulge but soon Judd stopped them "we should take this farther some other time, we did just start dating," Judd said as he pulled away from y/n "yea you are right, I'm sorry," y/n said as they looked down emberassed "it's ok you have nothing to be sorry for ykow I'm very high right now so this is the nicest I will ever be to you, don't get used to it" judd said lifting up y/n chin so they could look at him and pressing a soft kiss on their mouth "oh I don't mind you being mean its so hot" y/n said kissing him back and hugging him "we should go to sleep its 11 and we have school tomorrow " judd said rapping y/n into his arms and gently bringing y/n down to lay down with him. "yea you are right I have a very important test tomorrow and I have to get at least a B if not I loose the scholarship" y/n said laying down and digging their head into his chest " see you tomorrow" judd said "see you tomorrow man" y/n said closing their eyes and going to sleep.

[henrysglock]

brennery or creelarke?

In canon? Always creelarke, no question.

Brenner and Henry in canon are like…equivalent to watching The Passion of The Christ. Great narratively, but awful emotionally, and you can’t exactly look away because it’s lowkey entrancing in a way that makes you a little sick to your stomach.

Creelarke are the sad, separated gay boy besties. It’s got that wholesome kick to it that would be really good irt Henry’s character, and it’s got that sweet sweet ability to tie Scott directly into the supernatural plot (which they’ve been slowly doing for years now).

In fanon? They both have their own brand of like. pure crack cocaine.

Creelarke is great in how wholesome it is, just based on who Henry and Scott are as people. Because of that, though, there’s a whole section of stories that just won’t work for them (darkfics, whump, hurt no comfort, etc. where one half of the ship is the perpetrator against the other half). Most conflict that would arise between them would be borne of a mistake or a trauma response on Henry’s side, and that doesn’t have the same Flavour.

Brennry isn’t constrained by that because Brenner is canonically not a good person/does not treat Henry well. A dark fic would not be outside of his characterization, nor would it be outside Henry’s re: a revenge plot. Brenner does have enough weird “I loved the children, yes, even Henry” in his character, though, that it can be molded into something more wholesome, especially when paired with Henry’s core goodness as a character.

It’s not part of the question, but I think I should mention hopcreel, (Jim and Henry). I’ve been talking about that one since the audition tapes for TFS came out in early 2023 >:3 It has the best of both worlds because a) Jim can be an unabashed asshole sometimes (and a bit of a slob), which would definitely rankle Henry, and b) Henry can be a bit neurotic, which would definitely frustrate Jim. Some degree of intentional conflict can arise while still maintaining an “unproblematic” ship.

So like…there’s nuance in all of it, but Creelarke is the only one I’m angling for as a potentially canon ship.

[sunnybyler]

my thoughts on the first throne of glass book

so i finally started reading throne of glass two days ago and i just finished it and i rlly loved the first one! i didn’t start with assassin’s blade because i’m following the reading order sjm herself suggested. but i figured i’d give my thoughts on the book just for funsies. this isn’t like a review really just what i’m feeling abt the series thus far.

for quality i’d give it a 6/10 but for how much fun i had reading i give it a 9/10 and i care WAYYYY more about entertainment personally lmao. so overall i’d probably give it like an 8/10.

spoilers under the cut, obvi (including some from later books bc i know some spoilers)

• why are there so many exclamation points

• so i’m gonna be honest i’m beyond confused about celaena’s name. bc everything i’ve ever seen about tog talked about some chick called aelin. now i’m just kind of assuming they’re the same person somehow but i have no idea what’s going on in that regard

• it was an enjoyable read but you can def kinda tell it was written when sjm was younger lol. but i know the writing is just going to continue to get better so it didn’t bother me THAT much, though i must say i’m anxious to get to the later books for that reason

• this book was FUNNYYYY omfg dorian and especially celaena had me laughing out loud at times. i hope the books stay this funny

• I LOVE CELAENA SM. like that’s my girl fr fr. thus far feyre is still my fav sjm fmc but honestly celaena has potential to change my mind

• i also love dorian and chaol and i’m not gonna lie i lowkey ship her with both of them (which is a rarity for me usually i’m very passionate about one or the other in a love triangle). but that may be because i’m aware i should not get attached to either ship LMAO

• speaking of chaol i spent half the book pronouncing his name as chowl in my head which made him very hard to take seriously. but honestly i feel like that is 100% sjm’s fault bc the fuck you mean chaol is pronounced kale!? how was i supposed to know that

• i’m curious when more magic elements are gonna show up. like i thought this was another fae series am i wrong there? i mean elena was fae so. maybe i just need patience (but i’m gonna be sad asf if some sort of fae plot twist erases my bffs dorian, chaol, and nehemia from the story)

• okay but seriously once again what is up with the exclamation points. why are they so many. like it was genuinely jarring in the first few chapters. idk if it faded later in the book or if i just got used to it but it genuinely bothered me for a while. pls tell me this isn’t a thing in the later books bc i don’t remember it being an issue in acotar

• i think challenges and shit in books are so fun so i loved that the whole book was centered around it, lowkey wish we saw more of the challenges tbh

• that freak monster that cain was summoning is the stuff of nightmares. i already forgot what it was called but i made the grave error of googling fanart of it and it was actually terrifying

anyways that’s all i can rlly think of for now but i’m excited to keep reading! i’m super curious about celaena’s past because i can tell there’s sooo much we don’t know yet, but assassin’s blade (which i believe is at least partially her past? but maybe i’m wrong) isn’t until after crown of midnight so i’ll just have to keep wondering lol. but i’m very excited for crown of midnight i feel like shit is about to get very messy with her being the champion

[tableintheteacherslounge]

Abbott Elementary S03E08 thoughts

Melissa schemmenti angry slut

THIS COLD OPEN I WAS CRYINGGGG

Barb’s protective goggles

“We gonna be down about $700

The squeeze my cheeks kid

Every one getting hit in the damn face

Ava pushing gregory

Greg vs tariq 🥵

Barb shooting in the wrong basket then saying “i’m carrying this team”

Gregory flipping the table

Just PERFECTION

“Why dont u look better” ava really says what i wanna say to people

What IS up with melissa to be snappy, always on her phone, hookups, staying out late

Heyyy manny 🤭 he’s foine I’m SORRY

But if Janine’s meant to be in once a week whys she not seen her abbott friends - not her and jacob not seeing each other 😓

“Girl was there a fire?” See this delivery is why slr has an emmy

Ok I KNEW melissa would hookup with burt hummel. I cant deny the chemistry and at least he’s a better actor than g*ry, but lets keep it casual yeah?

RICHARD TYLER WILLIAMS 💀

The delivery on “interesting 😀”

Tariq hosting the panel?!? I love that for us

Badass janine get it girl! She is ON IT

Not ava and crystal speaking over each other 😭

“I don’t think this is on 🎤 “ “IT IS” ijbol 💀😭

Barb is stroppy and sad ☹️ but why wouldn’t melissa trust her! I get it! But also it’s casual so maybe I get not saying anything too! But barb is so sad (jealous) that melissa didn’t tell her (jealous)

CASUAL GHOST

No bc whys that ur face after ur friend tells u its just sex BARB? I get being upset at not being told but why are u upset its just sex … unless… jealousy

Why arent they clapping abbott 🙁

Why is tariq scoring 😭😭

“Give it some razzle For the love of god gregory give it some dazzle”

Janine just caring about the gossip she’s me

Friend of over 15 years!!! I appreciate the work wives lore but that is literally inaccurate I’m sorry

“Since your lips already touched” GASP (also br*no could never deliver a line like that I’m just saying)

The workwives having a marital spat while ppl are just trying to get their certifications

Is it different? Mmm lowkey bc melissa should know what’s going on in her house but also she can acknowledge that actually barb was validly upset but we know Melissa is stubborn sooo

On her roof? Ew! I dont need to know honestly

Janine not reading Jacob’s text 😖

MANNY CALLING JANINE BIG TEAGUES TEEHEEE 🤭 KICKING FEET TWIRLING HAIR

Gregory sit down 😭 honestly that speech alone could give tyler an emmy nom

MR BOHNSON FROM BABBOTT BELEMENTARY HELP

“You talked to me about gary” aww 🥺☹️

“Because that was a real relationship that YOU approved of” ok poignant emphasis on you - Barbara’s opinion is so important to her 🥺 that’s her number 1

“Awwwmygod congrats” “thank you baby”

Melissa’s true apology 🥺

MELISSA DRAGGING BARB CLOSER TO HER EVEN THO BARB WAS STILL MAD i feel like that was lisa and sheryl

“Look how coy this boy is” jacob always gets great ppl as love interests bc first zach and now i love this guy too “i even showed captain robinson” aw 🙁

Janine aced it! Quintas physical comedy is soo good

Wait is mr j wearing a jacket over his uniform 😭

Cancelling on the fireman for barb 🥺

I fear burt hummel doesn’t want it as casual as mel

“Ok did he just make me fall in love with him” 😭

BI AVA BI AVA!! Wbk but BI AVA (but yk im a hardcore barlissa truther so shipping them w ava makes me gag)

MR JOHNSON PANEL beep beep beep that to my face!!!

Wish they ended on barlissa at the bar tho :(

Ok overall I honestly didnt love that ep at first

And the big reason is i didnt think the panel needed so much and i wanted barlissa to have more

Their conflict didn’t feel as real and earnest as other examples

It got wrapped up surprisingly quickly - they fell out more over safety scissors and ‘yous’

And I’d’ve liked them to share a vulnerable moment away fro everyone else.

It just felt eh

Also being away from school felt weird too

Based on teaser clips i thought it could be a lisa emmy consideration ep but no - could be for tyler though

Barbara’s jealousy is v v interesting tho 👀

After a few days I like it more

I still feel a bit confused tho

OH MY GOD I FORGOT TO MENTION KEEGAN MICHAEL KEY HELLO??!?? What a guest actor to get oh my god

[cartoonrival]

👀Kirishima popular with men and not boruto uglified unhappy married with a woman? Fuck everything else i won(ill take this crumb i was so scared 💀)and my girlss momo, mina, jiro, tsuyu and specially ochaco my fav <3 love seeing them doing ok this is my win, bkdks can have whatever they want idgaf if the girls, some others charas. and my token gay kr (beloved)implied are ok. The rest is to much to unpack i pretend i do not see it atleast it could have been worse, what did you think rival?

honestly i’m really happy with it! i’m really happy that you can tell horikoshi was losing interest in including the obligatory romance and he actually followed through with having uraraka and deku both move on from it, but at the same time in the penultimate chapter they still hugged without it reading as confirmation that they’re in love or whatever. made me happy!! even ships that seemed plausible and like hori was leaning towards them (kamijirou for example, which i actually think is rly cute) weren’t explicitly “confirmed” and i think that’s really refreshing. for such a quintessential shounen manga to move away from the obligatory romance is really dope to me as someone who loves shounen but hates obligatory romance, lol.

especially having just watched naruto, where kishimoto clearly thinks that a person cannot be considered “fulfilled and successful” if they’re not married, despite that not being relevant to the plot up to that point at all, it makes me happy to see hori not falling in the same pitfall. id say the bar is on the floor but it happens literally so often that it’s a genre staple so i think it actually is deserving of a little credit that he moved away from it so completely.

kirishima is gay ☝️ this i know. everyone has known this forever. he’s always been coded gay. it’s one of those situations where whether hori meant it or not (i lowkey find it hard to believe he didn’t recognize what he was doing) it is true, and a hero popular with men is the nail in the proverbial rainbow coffin. i was also glad that he got an aside becuz he’s been sort of left behind by the focus of the story for quite a while it seemed like hori had forgotten that he was such a key player for a while in the middle, so even though i’m still sad his relationship with bakugou was all but forgotten he did still get a nod at the end that most other characters didn’t get.

REALLY LOVE THAT MIRIO IS THE NEW NUMBER ONE AND NOT BAKUGOU. because mirio is literally more talented than him.

pissed about deku getting that tech that lets him be a hero again. i think honestly with the theme of not all people are created equal but we must love and support each other and find our niches nonetheless, it kind of loses its punch of deku to just. have a quirk still essentially. i thought him losing it was dope, and for him to remain the greatest hero of all time but have to pass on the torch because his time in the spotlight was over, whether it was luck or hard work he couldn’t stay a hero forever. because when it comes down to it he was born quirkless, and actually that’s okay, because he still has knowledge and talent and love to offer the world and he still has friends who love him. but whatever. tch

even though they didn’t go through with it, i really loved that all might was the one to suggest eliminating the popularity aspect of the hero chart completely. i think it really demonstrated how much HE has also grown over the course of the series, what he has learned and how his values have changed. i honestly think that would’ve been a better conclusion than whatever mixed bag thing hawks was setting up but it’s whatever. i think more structural changes are necessary and there should’ve been more explicit exploration into what those would look like imo, rather than just “people are nicer now cuz deku inspired them to be nice”. it’s not that it’s BAD because ultimately the structural issues of bnha’s world stemmed from social attitudes, and if those attitudes changed then that’s the first step to uplifting people born with scary or unusual quirks or born as heteromorphs, but at the same time it doesn’t give you the feeling that this peace is going to last.

LOVED DEKU’S FINAL CONVERSATION WITH SPINNER. I LOVE SPINNER AND I LOVE HIS WHOLEHEARTED LOVE AND DEDICATION TO SHIGARAKI AND I LOVED THE FOCUS HE GOT AT THE STORY’S TAIL END AND SEEING HIS REACTIONS TO HOW SHIKAGRAKI WAS CHANGING UNDER ALL FOR ONES INFLUENCE

anyways not perfect by any means, but i’m happy with it ^_^ horikoshi bit off a lot and i think i’m okay with how he decided to tie it off. i think platonic bakudeku is fun and interesting but i think it was better when it was bakugou crying suddenly cuz he thought he’d never be able to compete with deku again since he lost his quirk. if deku gets his quirk back it’s like okay. whatever. would’ve liked to see him continue to respect deku when he was quirkless again. but it’s fine. i still maintain that ppl who think they’re romantically involved don’t get it at all

[yulsbabymama]

Hi Ciciiiiiiii :33333

I’m dropping off some random Split-Dye (that’s my ship name for Hyeon and Aiden lmao) ideas like a parent dropping off my children at their divorced dads house :D

Hyeon wants that cookie SO FUCKING BAD 😭

Like- he’s down BAD it’s actually kinda sad

I mean he gets the boy in the end so yippeee but still man it’s just a little bit sad

Hyeon bleaches Aiden’s hair and gives him hair tips :)

Aiden was completely oblivious to Hyeon having a crush on him at first me thinks- it depends on the au whether or not Hyeon crushes on Aiden first or vice versa

Probably got put in those “taking care of a bag of flour like a baby” projects in class together

Hyeon calls him honeybun and sweetface,,,,,,,,,,,,,

They bury their faces in each other’s chests when cuddling ;v;

Aiden brushes Hyeon’s hair and helps him put it up in his little ponytail :3

They play dress to impress together and Aiden rages when he loses while Hyeon only plays freeplay

Aiden snuck out once to hang out with Hyeon and got grounded for like two weeks (this was them in high school me thinks)

Unrelated but I changed up Sam- she’s Sammy now and she’s transfem :D she’s like a princess now

Aiden had braces when he was in high school and Hyeon always reminded him to wear his retainers when he got them removed cause Aiden forgot a lot

Aiden reminds Hyeon to sleep at a consistent hour of the night. It doesn’t work but he appreciates the effort

The “THERE GOES MY BABYYYYYYY” meme is Hyeon when Aiden came back from Disventure Camp season 2 and All Stars

Hyeon lowkey wants James too- he’d happily smash them both lmao

My brain is full of them and Mouthwashing rn I love f ucked up psychological horrors,,,,,,,,

We need a Mouthwashing au with Hyeon drops to floor

[jimmy-j-james]

Back for another random thought

Ghost is Crywank.

Does he listen to them? Likely not. But would he relate to nearly every song you’d play him? No doubt.

Songs and lines I think would relate for this sad, old, British soldier:

Memento Mori —

“Everyone I love is gonna die, and I will die as well. I think about this before I sleep, and have since I was a child.”

“In my life, will I make a difference? In my death, will I be missed? Will I be granted some sort of an afterlife? Or will I just cease to exist?”

“Maybe I’m still a stupid little boy, too weak to understand what will come..”

Honestly, just the whole song considering I’ve just listed most the lyrics.

Gb Eating Gb Whilst Listening to Gb —

Lowkey, this song is how I think Ghost reacts in relationships. Not specifying because I know people have different ships and opinions (know I’m my heart I think of Soap and him), but I have no doubt that he’s going to be a guilty man for stupid things.

“Don’t let her see, how fast your heart is beating.”

“Would it be cruel, be cruel, be cruel, to let my eyes return to you?”

“I’m an overly sensitive,” not that I see him as such openly “impatient little freak. You’d do better to turn your back on me.”

I Am Shit —

Honestly, another song I’d say matches fully for the most part.

“When I’m thinking too much, I realize I’m unkind. Pretend that I’m nicer than I’ll ever be. I am selfish and deluded, enjoy my hypocrisy.”

It’s Okay I Wouldn’t Remember Me Either —

“I can hide from friends but I cannot hide from you. These chemical reactions are dividing me.” Soap.

“Self-deprecating thoughts interrupting all the time. Emphasizing all the traits that I wish weren’t mine.”

You guys are catching my drift by now, yeah?

Notches —

“No one to wonder when I’ll be home.”

“I want to feel more than just sorry for myself.”

Dead family, Y’know?

Obsessive Muso With No Friends —

More of a ‘how I see teen Ghost’ than anything else, or even just recruit Ghost.

“One more night alone in my room, listening to music I think makes me cool.”

“It’s not cool being lonely, not cool being cold. Not cool being someone you wouldn’t want to know.”

JK —

Again, teen Simon or some shit.

“Yes, I know, I think I am a joke, I know I am a joke, I am a joke somewhere.”

“Yes, I know, I’m easily provoked, I try to play it placid but I just can’t take a joke. I guess that’s the part that’s funny, I guess I’m a real dummy, As I cannot hide my upset, I run crying home to mummy.”

“She said ‘first thing tomorrow we take you out of school. You don’t have to get a job. To start a family would be cruel. It is such a pain to have to be related to you.’”

A Deer Mistaking Candles For Headlights —

“You can call me a coward and you’d be correct.”

“Now I’m shutting my mouth until this is over.”

“Distant but rational, bringer of rage.”

Only Everyone Can Judge Me —

“And this confidence I fake only makes matters worst. I am not a stallion, I am just perverse.”

“Everyday feels the same. Oh, it’s the routine, and it’s the regret.”

There’s definitely more, but those are some of my favourites. Anyways, in turn of getting this brain rot out, I’ll work on posting the Price Smut I’ve got stashed.

[myearts-uwu]

Relating to the drama post I made a few days back but uh…

Somehow the flames got reignited and now my ex moot and a friend of hers are being really stupid by showing how aggressive they are on insta’s stories despite the ex moot saying that *she’s a victim* and “im not a bully i just want peace 🥺”

I have them both blocked thankfully but the way they’re going at all of this (that I only talked about like once this year and I have not once name dropped anyone) is god awful like they’re even dragging my close moots into it and calling us all pieces of shit.

For someone who wants peace, her calling me a piece of shit while her friend shares memes that depict some… lowkey aggressive stuff that very obviously is directed towards me is so telling of their true character.

I mainly got most of the info from some people who I deeply cherish who also happen to have been wronged so badly by these people and it sucks that they don’t seem to see that what they’re doing is bad? They constantly attack anyone and I mean ANYONE who has a different opinion on anything. I feel bad for my friends who most definitely had it way worse than me.

We’re all adults at this point and I swear the two of them are acting like immature kids with how they act online. Grow up man this is tiring.

I’m not sure if either of them has tumblr so they wouldn’t be able to see this. But unless SOMEHOW they did and if they are reading this right now, you guys are just downright awful people not only to me but to my friends.

Hell I don’t even feel bad about myself I’m just angry with the way you harassed my friends especially. From harassing them about the ships they like to just outright bothering them in their dms, idk how you guys are in higher education.

I’ve had you two blocked for a reason and yet you, the ex-moot, decided to use alt accounts to stalk my insta and Twitter and you dare message me saying that I should stop talking about you and that you’ve never once talked about me, which is a clear lie because I know you do. And you say you want peace sadly that doesn’t seem to be the case? You just don’t want me talking about this because it’ll ruin your reputation when you’re already doing it yourself.

Let me be clear. I’ve only talked about the drama since it happened only once. This year. And I have explicitly made sure to not drop in any names so no one who knew what happened in real time would know who these people are. And I apologise for calling you a certain b word but I’m sure you can handle it since you called me and my friends evil pieces of shit in your stories. Who knows what else you’ve been calling us in private.

And what’s so sad is that you guys say that we’re the bullies, the ones in the wrong for bringing up a situation from last year, when so far neither me or any of my friends have ever really fully exposed you or used our audience in public about what any of you have done (but we know. Oh we know) and yet here you are, practically digging your own graves by playing the victim card.

Grow up. I thought one of you was supposed to be the mature one here.

[noperopesaredope]

So my younger sib is starting to get into fandom, and they have begun to worry that they will be considered “cringe” if they ever want to express themselves in an unabashedly chaotic way like the 15 y/o they are. And that makes me really sad, since they have such an enthusiastic and creative attitude. 

They want to write weird fanfics without shame, like their concept for a The Boys x Bubble Guppies crossover fic in which The Deep gets therapy from a group of mer-children singing about math. And I think they should write it, because they are creative and excited and just want to have fun. They are just being introduced to a form of community in which they can share this kind of stuff with people whom they share interests with.

They should get to make the things that make them happy, regardless of what people think of it. In fact, they should be supported in theses things, no matter how “weird” their creations are. Because I remember creating “cringy” fan OCs and stuff, and I remember excitedly showing them to people, only for them to laugh at it or dismiss it. 

And even if those people don’t remember it, I do. I vividly remember the hurt I felt when that happened. These were creations I was legitimately proud of, and it was like people were just throwing them in the trash. I eventually stopped making things like that, and I have a hard time doing so now. I don’t want to see my sib lose that spark, that brand of confidence.

I think everyone should start to encourage unironically embracing all their most dumb, self-indulgent, and “cringy” ideas and creations with the utmost love and ernestness. Because face it, we pretty much all have those kinds of silly little ideas in our heads.

So starting from today, I’m gonna do it. I’m no longer gonna hide away all my silliest, most self-indulgent, most “cringy” ideas and stories and characters.

I’m gonna tell my sis about my original fan-made Warrior Cats clan I made in 4th grade called “NinjaClan” with my OCs “Subarusteam” and “Toyotaclaw” (those where the only Japanese words I knew).

I’m gonna draw my childhood Wild Kratts self-insert OC who was an extremely powerful, 4th wall-breaking, lowkey Mary Sue who I shipped with Martin.

I’m gonna make edgy characters and show them off in all their glory.

I’m gonna talk about my stupid current fan OCs who would get a high score on the Universal Mary Sue Litmus Test due to messing with the plot and being ~mysterious~

I’m hoping this post can maybe be one where people just spill out those ideas they’ve been hiding away for years because it was “too cringy”. So come on, I want to hear about those OCs you made when you were 12 that you were way too proud of. I want all the Mary Sues. 

I want everything you threw out for being “cringe.” Because we all have a “cringy” middle schooler within us, and they should be set free.

[vrisrezis]

Hi there, I’m Dianna and nice to meet you. I just wanted to say that I like your blog and I think it’s cute. I used to get embarrassed when I would ship my oc/reader with Sonic but with all these blogs, I feel much better now, and I thank you for that! I do have a request for a Sonic x reader (it’s random, I’m a random person) so and lowkey spoilers but if you’ve been keeping up with Sonic Prime and at the start Sonic’s shoes become electric? Well images that just happens and it doesn’t effect the world or people around them but he can’t hug/touch/kiss his s/o because he’ll end up shocking them, which isn’t a huge shock but it still hurts his s/o and it’s only them that it happens to and no one else. Can’t you just imagine the pain Sonic would be in? I don’t think he could handle it pretty well… but that’s my take, what about yours? And my apologies for making this long, I tend to talk too much, here have an apple as an offering of kindness. 🍏

HII NICE TO MEET UUU !! used to be embarrassed too, still am from time to time so I let out my inner self shipping on this acc.

This rq tho

THIS MAKES ME SO FUCKIGN SAD. STOPPPP 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 poor sonic man I never watched sonic prime so idk shit abt it

But yeah sonic is a very affectionate guy so he would not handle this well at ALL like he would be so very upset. I mean he normally would get whiney if he doesn’t get a kiss from you so I can’t even IMAGINE how terrible it would be if he literally could not touch you and hug you. He becomes so moody but if you insisted he would not let you touch him, he does not want to hurt you. If it stops when he takes his shoes off, he will have to resort to being affectionate at the end of the day. But it’s still kinda agonizing for him. :/

[jumpscaregoose]

Shaman King for the ask game? (don't need to answer all, but I would love to read some SK opinions 💜)

that's good because I have many SK opinions

first character I fell in love with: the impact yoh has had on my brain chemistry is immeasurable, thank you boy

a ship that i used to love/like, but now do not: used to be way more into yohren, I don't ship them as much anymore but I still want to centrifuge them together

ultimate favourite character: depends on what "favourite" specifically means but it's either yoh or horohoro

prettiest character: hao. or timeskip tamao she's neat too

most hated character: I don't care for marco

my otp: is pretty self explanatory based on my blog

favourite episode: for 2021 ep 15 (the bear one) and for 2001 I'd have to say the entire america arc and also the episode with the journey to the west omage, because I picked that one to watch at random with no context and slowly picking up on the jttw was very fun (ao lie erasure though)

saddest death: this is shaman king so it's weird. have to say ren's first death because all the later deaths have no sad due to being extremely reversible

my ‘you’re piece of trash, but you’re still a fave’ fave: I wouldn't call him trash but lyserg. oh my god I love lyserg he's fascinating. and also fucked up and kind of annoying. but I love him

my ‘they’re kind of cute, and i lowkey ship them, but i’m not too invested’ ship: yohren again. I just like studying them under a microscope

[transfemmbeatrice]

Hunter x Hunter for the fandom ask meme

i’m not all the way through yet so i’m just basing this on being partway through the ants arc! also i’m on my phone so formatting is probably fucked

the first character i ever fell in love with: gon i think? extremely earnest protagonist isn’t usually my type but character who is oblivious and doesn’t get fucked over by it bc of how powerful they are is my favorite and he did that a lot in the beginning. also foiling bad guys by being too nice.

a character that i used to love/like, but now do not: the closest i can think of is hisoka? i still love him but he’s. i would really prefer if he didn’t get horny about children but sometimes anime is just like that

a ship that i used to love/like, but now do not: i can’t think of anything? i am only ever adding more ships to my collection

my ultimate favorite character™: killua of course because i’m predictable. he’s sad!! and he’s learning that the world can have joy and love!!!

• prettiest character: there are so many banger character designs in this show is the thing. the first to mind was kurapika but there’s also chrollo and kastro. and of course hisoka.

• my most hated character: killua’s brother who is a fatphobic joke about being mean and eating food. my love to hate is definitely illumi.

my OTP: just the obvious gon and killua, and leorio and kurapika. i refuse to choose one over the other.

my NOTP: uh. hisoka/most people?? besides illumi i just don’t want to inflict that creep on anyone.

favorite episode: this is hard because i’ve been bingeing it so it all just runs together but the little mini arc at zoldyck mansion was incredible. i love canary and seeing killua’s family and how fucked up it all is

saddest death: i know he’s not 100% dead but kite was devastating

favorite season: greed island ig? i didn’t like it at first but ended up loving it. especially dodgeball.

least favorite season: heaven’s arena arc. i still liked it but it felt a little slow and the stakes weren’t super interesting to me.

character that everyone else in the fandom loves, but i hate: i don’t really know the fandom takes but it doesn’t feel like i hate anyone controversial?

my 'you're piece of trash, but you're still a fave' fave: hisoka. hate that guy <3

my 'beautiful cinnamon roll who deserves better than this' fave: i was going to say gon but he loves it actually so kurapika. he definitely deserves better, rooting for you king

my this ship is wrong, nasty, and makes me want to cleanse my soul, but i still love it' ship: i hate the like. wording and tone of this but after the last media club plus episode it’s tonpa/leorio lmao they deserve each other

my 'they're kind of cute, and i lowkey ship them, but i'm not too invested' ship: kurapika and melody. i think i mostly love them as friends but korapika deserves a polycule tbh