#i lovr him your honor

[one-winged-dreams]

I am more lucid but still ABSOLUTELY obliterated from the zaleplon, and I gotta say that imagery was so intense I can't even remember it lmfao

Love getting my brain meat churned by incomprehensible gods, very segsee, would come back to this delusion

[spencereidlovesshoes]

hiya i really love your posts, maybe because you haven’t written anything yet. it is my honor to be your first request.

i’m begging you for a spencerreid x pilot!fem!bimbo!plussize!colorblind!vampire!reader

please do it quickly i will be dying soon i’m 84!!!!!!

OMG I love that!! this idea lives rent free in my mind now thank you you old bitch.

15,6 words.

A/N: im a nice person.

AIRPLANE LOVR

"Wheels up in 5!" says Agent Hotchner, but you don’t hear it because you’re on the toilet. Thousands of alerts bombed Y/N’s phone. Penelope was sending her them. She always hated her.

It seems they are going to Thit Island to investigate a murder of a dog. Y/N was really stressed out, because of the team’s behaviour. They are known for their shitty behaviour on board. They commonly unbuckle their seatbelts, walk around the plane, cuddle together and worst of all, they tend to come to Y/N’s cabin and cover her eyes. They think they are funny but there is a high possibility that the plane might crash because of that.

Y/N really despises the members of the team. Especially JJ. Her long blond hair got caught in the engine once and she had to pull her out whilst still piloting the plane. Don’t ask her how she did that.

The only one she didn’t hate was Spencer. His hair could get caught anywhere and she would gladly save him. She watched him through the security cameras when she didn’t feel like paying attention to the road. She especially liked watching him sleep. He was so cute and he didn’t even know about her. Why would he be with someone as a stupid as this pilot!fem!bimbo!plussize!colorblind!vampire!reader?

The team was lined up next to the plane and Y/N was installing the stairs to the plane. No one helped her. In that moment JJ said: "What is she doing here? Who is she? Where am I? Who am I?"

The team seemed to ignore all of her questions. "She is our pilot, don’t you recognise her?" Spencer said. He was the only one who was not a complete asshole to Y/N. "Ok, just do not get close to Spencer," said JJ looking directly into Y/N’s eyes. "JJ, she saved your life last time, don’t you remember?" "I could have done it myself," said JJ and stormed to sit on the plane.

Everything went well and until Morgan sneaked into her cabin and covered her eyes. Y/N yelped and tried to get his hands off of her. He held her head so tightly she started to feel dizzy. Morgan laughed and said "relax babygirl, I just need you to turn the plane around, we found out that Thit Island is on the other side of the globe."

WTF? Y/N thought. I do everything for this team and especially for Spencer. I pay for the gas and they just tell me that we have been going in the wrong direction? I’m not gonna be able to pay the bill this month, I don’t even have a job! I just snuck to the toilet every time and tie up the real pilot. And that is the problem. I don’t know how to turn the plane around. I always just fly in some direction and hope for the best.

"Hello? You seem lost in your thoughts," Morgan said. "OK, just buckle up and hold tight," Y/N said with determination in her eyes. She didn’t even wait for Morgan to sit down and buckle his seatbelt, she just turned the plane upside down.

"I didn’t mean it literally!" Morgan screamed as he hit his head on the ceiling of the plane. Y/N heard mortified screams of the rest of the team. It was like music to her ears. Yes! Spencer thought. She finally stood up to her bullies. He might have broken a leg or two and had a concussion because he was sitting in JJs lap.

They flew their whole flight upside down and Y/N found some random island in Europe to land on. Everyone got out of the plane, excited to see some dead bodies and investigate mysteries, except Spencer, he went to check on Y/N.

"Hey Y/N, are you alright?" Y/N seemed devastated, she was tired from all the blood flowing to her head. "I’m OK, I just have a long night waiting for me. I have to get comfy on this plane." "What do you mean?" Spencer said and a worry wrinkle appeared on his forehead.

"I didn’t pay for any hotel. I don’t have any money left, I spent everything on gas for this trip that took way longer than I anticipated. We are lucky that we survived! We don’t have much gas left. Can you steal some if you see some cars on your way out?"

Spencer looked at her in disbelief. This poor thing was poor. "OK Y/N, let me sing you a lullaby to help you sleep." Y/N was thrilled. She was sure she would not be able to fall asleep next to singing Spencer. She loved him too much for that.

"URURURURURURURURURURURUR" Spencer sang in his soft voice while Y/N slowly fell to the dreamland...

[rockintapper]

the um

te sec2ond one, the thi3rd one

ok so basically i say whar i think about rhythm heavem chatacters. starting with Tengoku brcuase why nawt

readmore ebcuase this posr long as hell!!!!! please work this time

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karate joe: hi kasper the he <3 i wana hug him,

hair vegetables: what Thr fcuk

sarge: idk. attention march

squadmates: petar

air batter AIRBATTERR 💕💞💕💞💕💕💞💕💞💕💕💞💕💞💕💞💞💕💞

space umpire: perpetual smiler

the clappy trio: your sequel stinks!!!! /sillay i love your wigs

sneaky spirits: get bow and arrow'd l plud ratio /j

samurai steve: hi sage hes really cool actual6 #chilling

yokai (the thingies the samurai slices): pe uliar little cratures. up to no good

rats: thr cheese

ms. whiskers: THE FIRST CAT EVER!!!!!!!!!!!

sick beats doctor/dr. cutlery: hes vibing ong. why do you hsve an endless game

thr viruses: leav that litlle guy alone >:(!!!!!!!

yellow organism (sick beats): little guye :) dj yelo

the donpans: theyre all dating your honor

yagura-chan: spiteful luttle child i love her. may she grow up and pan

mahou tsukai: hi rocket The WIZARB!!!! magic autism

ojou-chan: flowers autism

the monster (wizard's waltz): STOP EATING MY PLANTS

pengiuns (showtime): yhe dillays i love them they deerve the worl

monkey (showtime): i just read about him. gonna make him explode now

rabbit: boing boing boing boing boing b

tram and pauline/poline: hi cheese THE FOXES the foxes ever hth foxes ever the

space gramps: i widh he was my grangpa 💔 /j

space dancers: pa-pa-pa-PUNCH! put some respect on my boys plea

q maou: AAGH. AAH. AAHHG. AG

contestant: hi 56 hes. hes jist like me frfr /hj

play-yan: hi sunny i really liek. his uh level. minigame. wharever it s called its like. really calming. unless im Going for a Perfect!

mini chounin (power caligraphy): the dancing dancers

akai mono (polyrhythm): i uh. i dont have anything about these thangs. what

RAPMEN: YO. SANJI DESUKA

urakata aki to ki (bouncy road): my children. i love them. i would Kill for th

spheroids (bouncy road): you have a page? on the rh wiki? what?

ninja and the lord (ninja no shison/ninja bodyguard): augh

toss boys: hi ninety The toss bous. they hehheeh3he hugs ao-kun

yuka: YIPPR YIPEEE YIPEE YIPEEEE YIPEEEOEIRIRJ HI T YUKAIEJEBE ^_^ totally isnt dating a tall tapper shes totally not dating a tall ta /lie

giraffe: dont fucking look at me like that

tanaka (ninja reincarnate): AAHHHHHAHAHAEHRHDSHSHEHD /VPOS I LOVE HIM IDK WHERE THIS LOVE FOR HIM CAME FROM BUT I LOVR HIM

kanojo: ypure in good hands. mostly. (cant get the fast part of ninja reincarnate)

waru mono (ninja reincarnate): w,,ario?? w

soshiSOSHIIIIIIII SSOHIIIIII SOSIIOOII SOSHIII EOSBSISI SHSOHSHSIJSSOSHUSII SHSOOSIUSHISJS SOOHSIIII SOSHIII SSOSHISJEOWSHIWJEOWJWJSJSSJEJESK SOSHSISB SSOSHHS

cosmic girl: Rude™ (/hc). may also be the commander in amrching oerders 2,

cosmic dancers: space dancers HATE THEM! /silly

TH RAPP WOEMNEKENENNE kan sbejebdjeTHR RPA WOMRN THEJEBR YURIIIIIIIII JRIIII YUEIII YUIII!!! YHRIIII hi cheese

MAN-K: mN i lovr him hes so cool dud e whaha

biribiriuo (night walk 2): STOP ELECTROCUTING PLAY YAN 💔💔💔💔

usamimi maki sensei: i love the face she makes whe n i press a button too earlu/late. may also be cosmic girl

space rabbits: ive seen you in waroiware.... pets yu

buta-san (tengoku remix 7): pigy :]

barista: i hc his voice is jasmine wright's from the rh iceberg

people at the café: only (canon) black person in the entire series helooo

neko machine: meow. meow. meow.meow owah owah mah? mah? o-mah? m

honse machien: wha,

love-san: suki (cheering)

mr. upbeat: hi tomano tucking him in giving him a goodnight kiss and a glass of milk <3

mannequin; i wonder what game yoyll be in the futue

anata: hi 56 i love his goofy ass smile go girl give us everything

drum girls: wait whered they come fro

samurai drummer: no way. it Tsunk

samurai drummer's band: i did not know you existed hello??

oba-chan: protect. protect. protect.

pwner: Kill. Kill. Kill Kill. Kill. Kill. Ki

producer: who tf are you? what? wait lemme rrad about yo7 furst

im back. music autism

ok thats all the characters in rhythm tengok!!! thanks for Did yiu read all of tjis? zamn!! congrats dude /gn

[urlocalnonbinarybastardwrites]

hiii saw u were doing a ship match up thingy and wanted to see if u could do me with pjo?! not sure if ur still doing them tho so i apologize if not!

so first of all i’m pretty fem presenting, she/her, im a girl and im bi :) i got medium length wavy brown hair with long curtain bangs (im tryna grow them out..) i also wear glasses! im half mexican, white dad😬 and im literally a no sabo kid (IM TRYING TO LEARN SPANIDJ I SWESR.) im pretty tan as well, im 5’4 if that matters, my friends either call me very calm or like very weird, im also very sarcastic and ppl say my personality is fun and silly. i am an introvert tho but like very loud and outgoing wjen with my friends, like im highly embarrassing when im with my friends in public

i like to read (pjo), im pretty smart #ap/honors classes😇 but like i act rlly dumb sometimes. i play piano (not very good!) love atla, stardew valley, i lovr horror movies, hate roller coasters, love nayure and animalsnand shit and I TALK A LOT. IM SUCH A YAPPER. also rlly like painting and drawing and stuff like that but im not the best at it, i also keep lots of trinkets in my room that just dont have a specific place to go like theyre just everywhere. oki idk what else to put so >_<

take ur time in doing this and thank uuu!!

Your PJO ship: Percy Jackson!

Explanation: starting off with looks, I think that he loves your medium length brown wavy hair. He just likes the way that it looks in the fact that it’s not completely curly not completely straight. It’s just wavy and it kind of reminds some of the oceans waves almost with the way that it goes up and down, and I don’t know. I just think he would love that feature about you.. he really likes your curtain bangs and thinks that they are adorable and they go really well with your glasses. I feel like he’d make a lot of jokes about your glasses and also your curtain bangs like friendly teasing just show how much he likes them. He would also tease you about not knowing Spanish yet even though he knows literally knows himself and he’s such a hypocrite but yeah, I feel like he that’s something he would kind of tease you about, he loves your weird personality, but he also loves the side of you. That can be calm because it very much contrast with his personality and I just feel like you guys would have such opposites attract energy and it would be really, really sweet. he’s also pretty sarcastic, silly funny, etc. so I feel like that’s something that you guys would have in common and I feel like you guys would make such a dynamic duo in battles with all of your comebacks and smart remarks and things like that I just feel like you guys would be hilarious together, and everyone around you would honestly kind of love it. You guys have the best banter. Like the best top-notch.. he relates to The being smart but kind of acting dumb sometimes thing, and even though he wishes that you wouldn’t dumb yourself down sometimes because he knows how incredibly brilliant you are he would understand and he would be a hypocrite if he told you otherwise, so he mostly just nods along and gets it. he’s not the best at art, but I feel like you would still be great at art so he would absolutely support you and constantly stand behind you and ask questions whether you were painting or drawing or whatever he would just be totally invested in it even though he has ADHD and can’t like sit still for long. I still feel like he would find a way to be invested in it and, if you ever wanted to draw something would be offensive please do not make a portrait of anyone you would get punched in the face with that shit man he cannot draw for crap. I love him, but he can’t draw for crap so I feel like he’d always ask you for lessons and stuff anyway you guys are cute. I ship it. 🩷

[arecaceae175]

SCREAMING SCREAMING SCREAMING YELLING SCREAMING SCREAMING SCREAMING RAAAHSHDJHFJFKDJWJKEKDKFJJDJSJWKWOFJF

OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK WUEUIRIFIEIEJFHDOID

WHALE SHAEK ERAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHALE SHARK ERAS. WHALE SHARK ERAS!!??!??!?? ITS SO GOOD. ITS SO GOOD IS THE THING. THEYRE GENTLE GIANTS!!!!!!! THEY ARE SO GOOD AND KIND AND HUGE AND GOOD AND SO IS HE!!!!!! THEY ARE THE MOST OERFECT CHOICE OF FISH

AND HE IS SO BEAUTIFUL??!!!?!!?!!? LIKE HOLY SHIT THIS PIECE KF ART IS BEAUTIFUL. I like. Belly. Belly. Belly. Belly. Bellyyyyyyyyyy. Belly good. Yeah. His entire belly chest area looks very good and huggable and can I please have a whale shark eras hug please

I LOOOOOOOOOooOoOooOoOOVE THE ARMS!! HE HAS HIS COMPRESSION GLOVES BUT SHARK FORM!!!!! RAAAAAAA!!!! HEHHEHEHEHEH I AM DOING SO MANY HAPPY FLAPPY HANDS ABOUT THAT I LOVE HIM SO MUCH AND I LOVE YOU FOR THIS. And I also just love the way you have the shark skin but wrapping around his arm with the little dots. I bet that would feel really cool. I people probably rub this little area specifically as a stim if he is ok with that

AND THE FIN!!!! The arm fin is really good. OFJFJHEOGJTHEHRJWHFB THE WHALE SHARK ANATOMY HAS ME GOING FUCKING FERAL LOOK AT IT LOOK AT IT LOOK AT IT

I AM SO HAPPY

Also just. The. The way you drew the whale shark bits is just so so so good and beautiful and amazing and good. I don’t have any profound words for this part but it’s just really good 😭💞😭💞😭💞😭💞😭💞😭💞😭💞😭💞😭💞😭💞

The way you did his burns and other scars looks really cool. I wonder how burn scar tissue differs between the Hylian skin and the shark skin 👁️👁️ that would be interesting to look into. I’m autistic about this. Anyway.

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HE’S SO INCREDIBLY BEAUTIFUL LEE HOLY SHIT. LIKE. HOW DO YOU MAKE HIM SO PRETTY. I LOVE THE SHAPE KF THE EAR AND IM GOING FERAL ABOUT THE DOTS AND HELLO THE FUCKING SILVER HAIR (/pos) THHRHRNRKEJRHEIWHDHFJFKWHWNDNKDLWJFKDPWJFNFKSKFFHASNNXKCOSIWHRBTBTNRKFJFJDNJDJD I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HOM I LOVE HIM I LIVE HIM I LOVE HIN I LOVR HIN I LOVE HIM

AND CORIIIIIIIII WAAAAAAAAAAA HE IS SO CUTE AND SMALL AND SMALL AND CUTE AND TINY AND SMALL AND CUTE ANS LITTOL AND CUTE AND SMALL HSHRHEMWBDKFKSHSBOCJ HE LOOKS SO HAPPY???!!??!!??!!??!??!??!?!? SCREAMING SOBBING YELLING SCREAMING SOBBING YELLING (/POS) LOOK AT HIS FACE AND HIS SMILE AND HIS PONYTAIL AND HIS BUG!!!!!!!!!!! HE GET HE BUG!!!!!!!!!

I love his scales and his tail SO FUCKING MUCH!!! Like. Jfjejwjejfbrnrjtnr they’re just so breadstick. That was supposed to say beautiful but autocorrect is out to get me (/silly). His fins look SO flowy and delicate I love them

HE GIVE HIS FRIEND A WATER BUG 😭😭😭😭😭😭💞💞💞💞💞😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💞😭💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞😭💞😭💞😭💞😭💞😭💞😭💞😭💞😭💞😭💞😭💞😭🫡😭💞😭💞😭💞😭💞😭😭💞😭💞😭💞 THEYRE BUG BEST FRIENDS !!!!!!!! And Eras looks SO happy to be receiving Cori’s bug I will sob forever and never recover help /pos

Also the fucking background hello???????? You got the get bluer as it gets farther away, you got the light streaming in, you got the freaking adorable bubbles. The vibrant colors of the reef are so fun AND THE LITTLE FISHIES RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Also good job with the different types of coral those are all very good coral yes yes hehehehheheheheh AND KELP TOO I LOVE KELP!!!!

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THIS IS GENUINELY MY FAVORITE THING TO EVER HAPPEN I LOVE THEM YOUR HONOR

It’s mermay!

[ev-moved]

lake michigan, IN

[uno-writing]

Hii🤩

So I was stalking your page because I lovr your writing😍🤩🤩😍😍😍😁

And I found the UnO main cast reacts stuff😋😋😋

So i was wondering if you would be able to do more🥰? I would give you an idea but I have none cause my brain just got fried from my math lessons class🤪🤪🤪🤪

-Candy Anon🍭🍬🍫

Hi!!! Thank you <3 <3 I’m glad you enjoyed stalking my page lol And god, I hate math. I’m so glad I don’t have to take any more math classes, pre-calc killed me. Here’s main cast reacting to tiktok edits of them bc I spend waayyyyy too much time procrastinating on tiktok and it’s a funny idea!!🍿🥤🍭🍬🍫🧋

Seraphina: She’d probably think they’re funny. Like the edits of her fighting/walking she just thinks are so ridiculous.

John: He’d kinda hate them bc the majority of them are Joker thirst traps and they’re just so cringy. He prefers the very rare edits of him without the Joker hood, but he’s still not a fan of those.

Arlo: Hates them so much. Most of the ones he’s seen are the stupid ones with stupid music behind them or edits of him getting beaten by John so he just hates them. I think him seeing an actual, good quality not joking edit of himself would raise his ego through the stratosphere so maybe it’s a good thing he hasn’t seen those lol

Remi: Depending on the type of edit, I think she’d be kinda honored. Like she’d just be so glad that people spent their time making her look cool/cute/badass. She also likes the funny edits because she doesn’t take them too seriously.

Blyke: I think he’d be pretty hyped about the cool edits of himself. He just looks like such a badass. Most of the stupid edits are made by Isen so he kinda hates them bc they’re just made to piss him off.

Isen: He’s shocked that there’s edits of him. He’ll probably compare his cool edits to Blyke’s and say how his are so much better and how he’s a much bigger badass. I think he prefers the stupider ones, just bc they have a less serious tone to them.

[yanbub]

yan !!!!

happy birthday !!!!

omg we only started talking recently but i love interacting with u and i hope u have a super epic amazing bday <333 u deserve the world and ily ! /g

fyi dainsleif loves u too but ig he's going to have to share 🙄🙄 /j

mwah mwah mwah hugs kisses and lots of bday presents hehe 💞 /p

HAHAHA but yes ily and ur the best thanks for being my friend and have a great birthday! <333

i- *wails*

TYSM QUILL 😭😭 ILYT <3333

[cozymochi]

Top 5 tags you've seen in response to your art

It takes everything in my power to NOT choose ironic choices 😂😂 Hm... Man I REALLY like when I get tags cuz those can really motivate me to post a bit more. Its nice when folk are vocal. .... now how the heck am i gonna do this since I’ve posted a ton of stuff and theres no way i’s be able to pull up every single note I’ve gotten on every single thing I’ve ever posted... Hm... 👏🏽 I’ll do the ones I remember sticking out to me the most. (Just paraphrased the most common ones) 

((THAT SAID I LOVR ALL TAGS THO OK and I find time to read them ALL. No matter how many notes it has))

5. I remember at some point when I posted NiGHTS art (and the few pieces of Lazy Town art), people used to write in tags how they would want an animated show in the style of how I drew those things lol (Those subjects don’t really have a concrete “look” to them) AND I TELL YA WHAT THATS REALLY SWEET OK 💜💜

4. When people just leave “goals” as a tag. LIKE UM?? THANK YOU OH MY GOSH ?? Especially if its from this other crazy good artist like, oh my - Bruh you’re gonna kill me

3. Whenever I draw Yamcha or Takashi from YGO Zexal and somebody in the tags says they didn’t really think about him that much until they saw whatever it was i drew. That means I did my job 💙💙 see that’s the kind of thing I like~ YOU WANT CHANGE? Be that change. It’ll be slow but it’ll work 

2. Anything along the lines of “I thought this was real for a minute omg” which happend quite a bit depending on what it is. That means child me would be happy about where I am now (I probably DO sell myself short a lot admittedly). Yeah i move my own goal post all the time but lil’ me would probably be happy. Those tags are also the reaskn why crud like the DBS april fools joke post exist. 

HONORABLE MENTIONS: anything like this: “JDHDJDHDASGSLGL” and anything that @oh-baby-a-triple-oh-yeah writes. (That’s right. I see you.) People saying that they want more of whatever is drawn (huge motivator), and the tags that are inspired by whatever is drawn and they go on a little scenario rant 👍🏽 Love reading those. 

1. tHIS AIN’T TAGS SO BUT IT SPEAKS VOLUMES TO ME OKAY-- When people write fanfiction based off of the art I drew. ItS LIKE?? THE HIGHEST HONOR EVER ?? 💙💙💙💙 When people do that thats like, so amazing ok and I love y’all for that if people do it 💙 shoutout to the two homies who did that 🌸 

[trulymadlysydney]

HI SYD!! HOW ARE YOU DOING TODAY?? YOU LOOKED AS INCREDIBLE AS EVER TODAY! I GENUINELY DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW YOU MANAGE TO LOOK THAT GREAT AT A THEME PARK!! AND A DRESS NO LESS???! YOU'RE A DAMN QUEEN! HARRY WOULD BE LUCKY TO HAVE YOU IN HIS LIFE! IT WOULD BE A PRIVILEGE! SOMEONE WHO IS SO KIND AND THOUGHTFUL AND INTERESTING AND BEAUTIFUL AND FUNNY AND I COULD GO ON AND ON! AND I BET HE'D NEVER LET YOU FORGET THAT! NEVER FORGET WHAT AN HONOR IT IS FOR YOU TO BE HIS FRIEND, GIRLFRIEND, WIFE!!

I KNOW I STRUGGLE WITH FEELING LIKE I’D BE WORTHY OF SOMEONE LIKE HARRY’S LOVE BUT HE WOULD NEVER LET YOU BELIEVE FOR A SECOND YOU WERE ANY LESS THAN THE MOST PERFECT PERSON FOR HIM! HOW COULD HE NOT FALL FOR YOUR GREEN EYES THAT OUT SHINE HIS OWN OR A SMILE THAT SAVES LIVES OR YOUR HEART OF GOLD?? YOU DESERVE ALL OF THE LOVR AND HAPPINESS HE OR ANYONE ELSE CAN OFFER YOU AND THEN SOME! I HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY FILLED WITH LAUGHTER AND SUNSHINE AND JOY!! KEEP SMILING!! XXXX—-

How in earth do you always manage to be so incredibly kind to me all the time?! You are sooo sweet and I do not deserve it. Thank you so much babe. I love you and I hope you know the same goes for you always. 💜

[lwhatever]

i dont think you UNDERSTAND that i love this man

自分絵だと流石に髪型変えた時「誰？」ってなるな。