#candyanon

[uno-writing]

Hallo hallo

so in order of Unordinary Volume 1 being out, can you please provide some pre-arc arlo fluff🤗🤗🤗

im so happy youre back even if it’s temporary omg ive missed you and our little interactions😔

also how are you!

-Candy Anon🍭🍬🍫

I missed you too jdskljglsjglsdjlfs i got so hyped when i saw your comments

I’m doing well! I got a job at a bowling alley and it’s honestly rlly great jfsdlgjls how are you doing my darling fiance? 🍿🥤🍭🍬🍫🧋🥨🥬🍦🍧🧊🐇🍩🥖📦🌻🥒🍰🌮

“....what are you doing?” Arlo deadpans, watching Y/N adjust the blonde wig on their head.

“It’s Halloween.” Y/N remarks with complete casualty as if they weren’t dressed exactly like Arlo except with a full face of dramatic, yassified make up and long nails. Arlo stares at them, rendered speechless as he tries to process a reaction that won’t completely hurt their feelings. Y/N looks at him in confusion. “What? Do you not know who I am?” 

Their face furrows into an angry expression and they clack their nails. “Preesh the hierarchy.” They bark dramatically. “Werk that ability girlie. You’re not a bad bitch if you’re under high tier, periodt.” 

“...why?” Arlo huffs and Y/N crosses their arms. 

“I’m a material gurl!” 

A heavy sigh leaves Arlo and he wipes a hand down his face. “....okay…” He finally huffs, turning away.

“Hell yeah, bestie. Let’s go enforce the hierarchy.” Y/N clicks their nails, bouncing along after him.

[candychronicles]

I HEARD FROM A LITTLE BIRDY THAT YOURE GOING THU IT RIGHT NOW? IF YOU ARE I HOPE YOU FEEL BETTER SOON AND I LOV U 😤✊👊❤️KEEP YA HEAD UP YOUR CROWN IS FALLING

Oooof I definitely am so thank you so so so much for your words of love and encouragement ❤️ sending love back 😘👑

[iamvegorott]

🍬CandyAnon here! I just wanted to say I love the new fic, and happy birthday to the receiver! Also, imagine the family going back to the zoo when Anna is 18 and Dark getting shat on by a bird again, and Anti and Anna laughing their heads off... Think about it... Sorry to bother you, keep up the good work! 🍬

Oh my God, yes!

They show up and Annalise mostly remembers what happened the last time they were here, most of the memory was from Anti telling the story multiple times over the years. 

Dark gets the map and they follow the same path. Anti starts squawking, trying to find his old bird friend and is sad to see that they weren’t there anymore. Dark has no complaints. 

It’s even harder this time around to get Annalise away from the butterflies, she finds herself in a trance as she looks at a monarch one, their orange wings making her heart ache a little. 

Dark jokes about tying Annalise to the table when they sit down for lunch, actually being able to eat their food. Anti also couldn’t help himself from asking if he could start some drama so they would have a show. Annalise wanted a show as well and Dark told both of them that they are going to eat in peace. 

Anti was waving at the monkeys while Dark stood with him and when he turned his head, he noticed that Annalise was gone. Anti said that Annalise was old enough to be on her own without worry, but they both looked for her anyways. 

They were not expecting to find her at the tiger section, sitting on the ground with a tiger laying in front of her. She was reaching through the holes of the fence to pet her head. Annalise wanted to go in the area so badly and she glared at one of the workers who was telling her to not touch the tiger. Dark placed a hand on the worker’s shoulder and whispered something into his ear. The worker blinked several times and walked away, going nowhere, but not staying there. 

Dark and Anti let Annalise spend the rest of the day with the tiger, they have a very, very long time to come back to the zoo another day and see the rest of it. 

Dark was loving this. He loved the calm moments. The happy moments. He never wanted it to end. 

That was until there was a bird cry and something white plopping on his shoulder. Anti and Annalise laughed loudly as Dark’s face scrunched up. 

He still hated the zoo. 

[younghosfavewhore]

candyanon here~ (tumblr has an ask limit i think?) okay so hear me out. idol bf haechan after he had a bad day. (( i just cant get this scenario out of my head so here i am. sorry because this is pretty shitty but well- ))n e wayz-so i was thinking...• you are home, studying for your upcoming exams when the doorbell rings. • and honestly, you're not expecting anyone, not at this ungodly hour at least• but you have no time to think about that because whoever is at the door seems pretty impatient.

OMG CANDY ANON!! 😳😳 your mind>>

pt 1/9 SMUT WARNING!

[scrubthingsarchieved]

Heya Sugarmuffins, just checkin in on you and came here to tell you how much of a kind, sweet, and friendly sweetheart you are. You truly are a one of a kind gem!

(No matter how you rate being flustered, this is the truth dear Scrub.) -CandyAnon

RDSRFGVHVHVG YOU HAD ME AT "SUGARMUFFINS" 80%

[darkstachedaily]

I like your drawing and writing style! Keep up the good work! -CandyAnon🍬

thank you!!!! :)

[just-a-little-bat]

You have been visited by CandyAnon🍬, to be told that your blog is wonderful! This anon holds power beyond measure, and is also someone you've seen on this site before. Anon out! 🍬

[uno-writing]

okay hear me out,

uno cast taking you to the ERAS tour bc yes!😝😝😝

Also here are the albums i think are their favs:

Arlo: Evermore (he definitely loves tolerate it and long story short idk man)

Remi: Lover/1989 (Daylight, Wonderland and All of the girls you loved girly for sureee)

Seraphina: She gives me Midnights vibes???( her favourite song is maybe maroon/dear reader/would’ve couldve shouldve)

John: Reputation (cause he wants to be emo but idk what his fav song would be)

Isen: He’s THE swiftie. he deffo likes reputation/speaknow/folklore (perhaps a my tears ricochet girly?👀)

Blyke: Red? Mayhaps? Who knows tbh (he doesnt really listen to her but i feel like hed like you belong with me and we are never ever getting back together)

wooo! wait berri what’s your fav taylor album 😍😍😍

mines is 1989/Lover hehe

okay thats all

-Candy Anon🍭🍬🍫

i dont rlly listen to t swiftieeeeeeeeeeeeee buttttttttttttt i like the song midnight rain a lottttttttttt

Also srry this is so short I couldn't rlly think of a lot jfkldsjldsjlkgs ilyyyyyyy🍿🥤🍭🍬🍫🧋🥨🥬🍦🍧🧊🐇🍩🥖📦🌻🥒🍰🌮

I kinda don't think Sera, John or Arlo would vibe well at a concert but they'd watch a recording of the concert with you!

Dumbass Trio is def dressing as their fav album vibes tho and they're all not gonna be able to talk the entire week after.

[defdreamz]

okay so i don't know if you're ready for this one because whenever I look at it I just have this certain scenario in my head. Brace yourself for the softest of gifs i have ever encountered:

"Mommy? Mommy look!" Mark proudly exclaimed trying to get your attention but you were busy with decorating the christmas tree.

You didn't want Mark to drop the christmas decoration as it was expensive and he might hurt himself.

"Just let mommy finish this up and I'll come look in a minute." and true to your words you finished within a minute making your way to see what your baby was doing.

"Look mommy I drew this!" Mark happily exclaimed and handed you a picture of you and him holding hands. It amazed you how well Mark drew even in little space when he lost most over his other abilities he managed to draw quite well. Your silence worried him and he chewed on his bottom lip before shakily asking.

"Do you not like it?"

"Oh no baby the exact opposite I love the picture! We'll hang it on the fridge for everyone to see what my talented pretty boy drew for me." You could see his easy light up before he excitedly asked

"Really? Did I do good?"

"The best!" You answered before peppering his face in kisses and that's when your favorite thing in the world happened: he smiled.

(This gif makes me want to believe that Mark actually is a little I mean look at him!)

awwwwww 🥺 this melted my heart!!! imagine his little pout once you’ve been silent for too long :(( little mark makes me so soft! and that gif is cute too! his lil teefies :((

[candychronicles]

I hope you feel better 🥺💜 I’ve only been through a breakup once and it was hell for me. I truly do hope you get a chance to move on at your own pace and find happiness within many things that you love 💜

you’re the absolute sweetest thank you so much 😭❤️

[iamvegorott]

🍬) did I just create a new universe? Welp, the power of an anon seems never ending, doesn't it? However, I may not say as an anon forever. CandyAnon out! 🍬

Yes, yes you did!

I love it! 

And oooohhhh, will we know the true form of CandyAnon?

[younghosfavewhore]

okay i'm loving this blog's new look. candyanon

why thank you 😏 i did it sporadically at like 3 am 😌

[my-lust-dust]

of course! no worries and no pressure. Im just glad to find someone else to play smash bros with c:

Ditto! I look forward to it.

[uno-writing]

HELLLOOOOO😍😍😍😍😍

So I was on tik tok because its my favourite way to procrastinate and I saw this marvel react thingy (i have a lot of those cause some of my mutuals do them so sndjsnjsnsjs) anyways🤩🤩🤩🤩

How would the main cast react to your ex ✨slapping✨ you😏😏😏😏

And am i like the only anon that likes requesting drama😭😭😭

Pardon me if I'm wrong but i havent seen any other anons requesting drama ( i was the one requesting all the arlo x yn - elaine drama lmaooo) 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

-Candy Anon🍭🍬🍫

HEY HEY🥰😘

Omfg I love those. Some of them are so good awefdapihlk

Lmao you and the anon that likes toxic Y/N ig-🍿🥤🍭🍬🍫🧋🥨🥬🍦🍧🧊🐇🍩🥖📦🌻🥀🥒🧃🍰🌮

*also i completely believe each of these darlings would throw down without hesitation so sorry if these are similar-*

Seraphina:

*Would probably kick their ass before they even made contact

*As soon as she sees them raise their hand towards you she'd be on it

*If they do manage to hit you tho, it'd probs be the angriest you've ever seen her

*She's still probs keep herself under control for the most part, but she does make sure that she makes it clear she won't tolerate you being hurt

John:

*Is your ex an idiot with a death wish? Bc I think they might be

*Either that or they somehow don't know that John's mentally unstable, crazy protective and quite ruthless

*Your ex is getting their ass just absolutely handed to them

*Yk what? John also might not go into a panic attack over kicking their ass

Arlo:

*Again, is your ex an idiot with a death wish?

*Like they ballsy as hell to slap you when your 6'3 body guard is close by

*Arlo might even break out the Pre-Arc! way of dealing with things

*Such special treatment, just for your ex :3

Remi:

*Darling lady

*Would probs try to handle it without violence

*But if someone needs an ass kicking, they need an ass kicking

*And even Remi has her limits

Blyke:

*Immediately chews out your ex

*If your ex continues to act all big an bad then it might escalate

*Dont worry Blyke's got it handled tho

*Would probs try to cheer you up afterwards or let you talk things over if you wanted

Isen:

*Badass Isen badass isen badass isen-

*He's a big dork but he's still not tolerant when it comes to people he cares about

*Would probs hit them back and then try to handle the situation verbally but he can still take care of it if things escalate more

*Shit talks so much afterwards and has you make fun of your ex with him (if youre comfy with it, of course)

[candychronicles]

I'm sorry you're having a rough break up. Sending lots of hugs and love ❤💛💚💙💜 ua-imagines and whensarahsmiles do good breakup comfort fics/headcanons if you want to feel fuzzy and warm 💗

thank you for your love i will definitely check them out !!! 💓

[iamvegorott]

Would a name for Microsoft Edge's anger issues be... Microagressions? (South Park-ish thing) I'm sorry, i shall return to the hellhole from which I came. -CandyAnon🍬

-Deep inhale-BOI!

I have a love and hate this joke at the same time and I love having that feeling so much with humor.