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I'm really hoping my next apartment lets me do renos, I have ideas for spaces and wanna do diy stuff 🥹
#i kinda wanna do like a deep blue kitchen with like faux delph porcelain accents#and like a seafoam and green bathroom#i love you tiles#my current apartment is someones condo and theyre chill w painting it but i wont be living there long enough to justify it sigj
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retired ghoap going on a renovation competition show
ghost takes over the budget and he's ruthless with it; tracking every paint swatch and piece of lumber down to the last cent, haggling for every purchase and making the most of their coupons. soap's in charge of design; he can visualise floor plans better than anyone, seeing the completed spaces in his mind when they’re little more than a steel shell
they run their site like a military base, treating their builders like rookies; expecting them to follow orders but also waiting for them to inevitably mess up so they can fix it
they're an immediate shock to the judges; they fully expected them to have no idea what they're doing, to have no understanding of style or trends, but they didn't sign up just for shits and giggles
they know how to hit a brief and can do physical labour faster than the actual builders. with soap's discerning eye and ghost's practically, they design gorgeous rooms and become a real threat for the prize money. they handle the stress and sleepless nights like it's second nature bc really, it is; a few all nighters painting are nothing compared to being shot at
they also take great joy in messing with the other couples
it takes a while for them to figure out they're even married; they argue like it's going out of fashion, never holding their opinions or frustrations back but it's their love language as much as their banter. you can hear them barking at each other from across the site; callsigns and “It” and “sergeant” thrown around just like in the field
the challenges are where they have the most fun
the day to day? that's work; they're strict, both with themselves and the schedule, never letting anything fall behind or go incompleted. but the challenges? that's play time. they love pushing the brief, toeing the line of the rules purely bc they can
they get to a two part art challenge and ghost's scheming before before the host even opens their mouth. part one? one half of the couple has to design some kind of art piece that will feature in their house. part two? the other person has to gather supplies and tools and make the art
there's a time limit for how long they can take to gather the supplies; once it's up, they can't go back for more and they can only use what they can carry themselves to their station. they're in a warehouse filled with scrap and paint and tools, the choices almost overwhelming
ghost politely interrupts the host to ask for a clarification; absolutely anything in the warehouse can be used so long as they can carry it?
the host confirms; anything under the roof is their's to use
ghost thanks them and steps back in line, standing at attention and waiting for round one to start
ghost volunteers to be the one to do the art, shocking everyone since soap is well known as the artist of the two of them. but soap sees the mischief in his eyes; he knows he's up to something and can't wait to see where it goes
the timer starts and ghost immediately shucks his hoodie and gets to grabbing; stuffing the impromptu bag with everything he recognises from soap's own supplies. there's seconds to go when he bolts for soap, throwing him over his shoulder in a fireman's carry
the other couples are pissed and call it cheating, trying to get them disqualified
ghost just shrugs, soap still over his shoulder, "they said we can use anything we can carry. i followed the brief"
soap just laughs like a mad man
they win the challenge by a landslide
everything's going smoothly, they've won enough room reveals that they’re in a good financial position, they’re ahead in their current room and in a great headspace
then soap gets injured
it's an honest mistake, a part of the roof they thought was stable collapsing and hitting soap
and ghost, always calm and in control, panics
he's on the other side of the site when he hears soap cry out and goes running; shoving past cameramen and builders, screaming to know what happened before he even sees him. he finds soap on the ground, blood dripping from his temple and it's too familiar; a thing he sees in his nightmares
he doesn't know what to do with all his fear so instead, he channels it into anger
he goes off on all his builders, demanding to know how they could be so useless and careless as to miss the unstable roof; screaming at them in a way he hasn't done since he was on active duty, tearing down a rookie for poor trigger management
all the while, his gentle hands tend to soap; checking the wound, if he's concussed, soothing him before he can slip into a flashback of his own. he growls at the cameras, doesn't let the onsite medics anywhere near him; he doesn't know them, doesn't trust them with his johnny. it's only soap's gentle convincing that makes him step back, that forces him to stop and breathe; glaring the medics down from soap's side as they check him and come to the same conclusion soap already reached
he'll be iust fine; a few stitches and he'll be right back in it
ghost goes with him to the hospital to get the stitches laid, abandoning the site to their terrified builders to look after. it takes a few days before he can handle them being separated again, can't even handle one of them going shopping while the other site manages
but soap doesn't begrudge him for his clinginess, not when he knows it's rooted in the fear of losing him. he just keeps him close and calls him his good luck charm when they win the room reveal that week
#new season of the block's on you know what that means! putting my blorbos in every other aspect of my life!#it was so hard writing this without using tradie instead of builder lmao#i love putting ghoap in real situations#like these guys arent normal lmao so putting them in something as typical as a reno show is hilarious#can you imagine ghost shopping for tiles? comparing feature tiles and splash backs and tapwear like its life or death#i just know production would hate him a little bc of the mask he still wears but they also know theyll bring in a different demographic#they also think they can spin the drama of these clueless soldiers who have no idea what theyre doing#just for them to be completely blown away by how skilled they actually are#i just know theyd weird people out tho even retired theyre still unsettling#theres just something about them that puts people on edge#that eases when they see how maddeningly in love with each other they are#just them using military vernacular to build a flat pack#soap still referring to ghost as his superior officer#i love them#coming out of my cage and ive been doing just fine.txt#we’re a team. ghost team#ghoap#ghostsoap#soapghost#soap cod#john soap mactavish#ghost cod#simon ghost riley#cod mw2#cod mwii#cod fic#save post
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you (autistic) and your twin (autistic but to the left)
#can't believe this game is ten years old holy shit#i have never drawn chickens before in my life and by god it shows#hyrule warriors#the legend of zelda#link#hw link#hw linkle#loz linkle#zelda#digital art#hyrule warriors link#lulla's art#legend of zelda#zelda fanart#did the story-tile style they have; i absolutely love it so much#i know the colours are funky i am sorry i put a deadline on myself and so i threw on lots of colours and my monitor is weird#sigh linkle i miss you i love you
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I am ✨️not straight✨️ ♡♡♡
But yeah lmao sketchpage for Satan! And a random eye for some reason bc shading is fun.
Took a bit over two hours to finish.
#Satan#Obey me#obey me shall we date#obey me nightbringer#obey me fandom#Obey me satan#Satan obey me#Satan omswd#Omswd satan#Satan fanart#Obey me satan fanart#Obey me fanart#Omswd fanart#Obey me nightbringer fanart#My cards are so low level but nightbringer's story is drawing me IN#And that's comming from someone who hates time travel plots-#But also I'm a fiend for rhythm games#Piano tiles was my hyperfixation from 10-14 and I even got on the leaderboard#So hearing nightbringer would be a rhythm game? Stoked.#And it's so fun!#I love the music too#The passion remix no 1 and crazy about you are my faves#So far anyways#Im yapping#Bon apetite for those who read the tags ig#Lmao stay hydrated#My works
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Space Station 14 added a chemical that makes your movement tile based as in Space Station 13
#I love how petty this is#Since you wanna go back to tile based movement here you go#space station 13#space station 14
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i think. i need to go for a drive and get myself a tasty beverage
#anyway so being alive right. its a ton of fun through and through < sarcasm!#i love the constant discomfort and terror and stress and isolation and existential dread <3#sigh. anyway#what is this about again?#oh yeah. floor tiles#sometimes i stare at grout and feel a little too much kinship with it. and that is All!#dont mind me just. using art as an outlet as its meant to be!#please dont ask me about this!#its very self explanatory anyway! theres not much else to Say!#floor tiles! you see!#every day i wake up and i lay motionless in bed while my brain screams at flesh melting decibels#Floor Tiles!!!!#lying on the floor asking the grout if it screams and claws at its own insides too#will keep you all updated on the answer (there will be None)#no tags posting it Late in the hopes that no one sees me coughing blood all over my own blog. Again.
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grey hair, fluff, and murrine 🔮
#dragon age#cullen rutherford#ndo sta l'art tag#in my head he's one that gets old like cheese for a couple of decades at least then he becomes the paper that holds the cheese#which is great honestly we stan#na sindone#=the holy shroud#(keeping the italian comment so to laugh with/at myself in the future)#u know those old guys that wake up at 5am walk 70 miles and then go back home for breakfast for then spending the majority of the morning-#-reading the newspaper and commenting it like a teapot in front of bread and a single glass of tepid water?#him. an old teapot that complains because 'back in his youth!!'#*blows on trumpet* useless history time!#la murrina is glass processed in small tiles to create a pattern#the technique is typical of venice (murano island specifically) but that kind of processing is 2000+ years old#the original recipe that the romans (very much stole *coughs*) utilised got lost in the middle ages#so in the xvi century artisans in murano made their own formula for processing glass in a similar way#the name comes from myrra (myrrh) because originally murrine were used for cosmetic holders#they're very tacky yes#but you know what else is tacky?#a man that dresses up as a lion unironically#(I love him)
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In the grayness of whisky-pitched hip swing
I’ll no longer lull about; a tetrahedron widened
From forever and a day I’m still singing lord
For only the soles of my feet know geography
Sacred geometry inside of some 2014 hope
And I’ve had ample time to pray all temples
Crest the river banks and chorus of frogs
I’ve idolized my illiteracy and sank in dope
Junkies and thieves knew how to do the twist
The nostalgia of damp farmhouse air
Stings my nostrils as much as the poppy fields
We’d lay around in, hand in hand
#poetry#poets on tumblr#poetry on tumblr#life#love#nostalgia#spilled ink#poem#I just want to dance with someone to twee music#this is an invitation#come dance with me#I’ll let you choose the records#wear socks my tile floor is cold
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"Aaron, when you almost fell on the ice with the Stanley Cup—" "Oh, Jesus..." "It's s—o stupid..." "—I mean. Yo, and it would've been okay, man! Like, you know what? You'd be like, 'Oh! He's one of us!' you know? Did you catch yourself? Did you feel yourself slipping a little bit? I think it's kind-of heavy, right?" "My theory is: that I stepped on, like—one of those confettis, maybe? That fall from the sky. That's my theory. 'Cuz it was just a little slide then I turn and I was fine. Did you see Barky almost fell on the TV camera cord as well? Did you see that?" "Oh, shit." "Yeah, there's so much stuff on the ice..." "It was right after he took it from Gary [Bettman] and he put it up and he—Well, I mean he didn't fall. He didn't come anywhere close to falling 'cuz he's Jesus on the ice... on those edges he's incredible..."
The Cam & Strick Podcast | 7.30.24 (x)
nothing delights me more than ekky getting ribbed for being clumsy and instead of just taking it he has to drag sasha down with him XD like oh? i almost fell WELL DID YOU SEE BARKY—girl PIPE DOWN THIS IS ABOUT YOU BABY. BARKY AINT GOT NOTHIN TO DO WITH THIS.
every angle (x)(x) of the almost ekky spill is so funny man and i love to embarrass this man SO FOR THE FOLKS AT HOME ROLL THE CLIP
i think its soooo funny when he says my theory is the confetti sabotaged me 🤓👌 because if you look at the footage
GIRL WHERE. just admit your ankle got weirdly bendy and screeched in after a hard game it happens to the best of us man
also him throwing sasha under the bus especially because i was like huh? sasha almost tripped over a cord? i definitely wouldve noticed that TRUST ME so i looked at the footage to see what he was talking about....
"did you see barky almost fell on the tv camera cord?" (x)
"did you see that?" yeah. did you. did you see the way he didnt not even move at all when he went past it yeah YEAH (x)
me when i lie and want an excuse to not be the only guy thrown under the bus so i bring up a completely nonconsequential annecdote so i can change the narrative of being the only clumsy guy on the ice despite the fact i very much am, and other such things
"hes jesus on the ice" and other normal things to say about your captain while you smile sweetly and reminisce upon him and his amazing skating abilities
#aaron ekblad#aleksander barkov#florida panthers#i love confronting ekky with his most embarrassing moments#and i think being one of the only guys to almost eat shit with the cup is SO EMBARRASSING#but baby couldnt handle being the only guy to get teased about it he has to involve sasha LMAOOOO#but also him quickly admitting sasha didnt fall at all too#FOLDED SO QUICK HUH#COULDNT EVEN STICK TO YOUR GUNS WHEN YOU THOUGHT ABOUT IT FOR A SECOND LONGER HUH#the lady doth protests too much#its okay he redeems himself by complimenting sasha in such a fashion i just stared at my kitchen tiles for a good minute there#“he didnt come anywhere close to falling cuz hes jesus on the ice... on those edges hes incredible...” is a quote and a half for sure#hey man do you like need a few minutes alone or sumn?#bud you can go take care of that#(insert the tails get trolled meme)#everyday im subjected to the utter insanity that comes out of ekkys mouth and i have to continue living my life like nothing happened#may god help us all#feeling very normal about your captain#sasha love clubs standing chairman
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what do u make of the scene after rikos death when renee calls jean and there's screaming and glass breaking in the background. poor kevin cant grieve in peace
i dont think it was necessarily the foxes or even related to kevin at all! i imagine the news spread and raven fans revolted or something like that..... although i will say i expected kevin to be so much more visibly depressed re: grieving riko i was surprised at how light-hearted he is! like in conversation with jeremy and when he tells jean andreil are speaking german and stuff... there's obviously a thread of tension to pick apart there but wow. he really is going to therapy. i knew betsy wasn't lying when she told jean she's kevin's therapist because kevin was able to speak about his hand to jeremy in an almost laughing way......... he's truly come a long way :')
#i want whatever they put tsc kevin on like this cant just be prozac this has to be like. the work of a team of psychiatrists#this person was stable to a point of surprise like he was renee-levels of serene#did they finally let him smoke weed. what happened here. i want to know about him and betsy so bad#honestly isn't it crazy to you that tnotg got a bunch of post-canon stuff right (kevjean reconciliation kevin jeans first love kevin therap#me 3 years ago cooking placing the first tile that would lead to nora sakavic writing tsc#asks#kevin#my baby love........... he's so normal now
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favorite yasha/jester moments: C2E69
#critical role#yashter#yasha x jester#cr2#ygifs#fyjm#🌸🍭#but if I think about how jester's love for yasha was so unfailing I might just eat the roof tiles again#if I THINK about how jester's FAITH makes GODS and how her faith in yasha NEVER wavered I'm gonna LOSE IT#do you wanna think about how yasha had never had anyone care about her like that EVEN with so little time they technically spent together#that after alllllllllll that happened in that fight jester when met with her own safety STILL STILL tried to bring yasha with them#despite EVERYTHING she still reached out for yasha#honestly if I don't fucking talk about the yashter of it all during the obann arc then WHO else will goddamn#yasha watching herself slowly begin murdering her Friends and it ends with jester sobbing in the doorway reaching for her OK
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My 10-year-old computer died, my new one finally arrived, and you'd best believe the first thing I did is install TS2. I still need to get my old files off my old hard drive but I'm finally biting the bullet and installing the Ultimate Collection rather than trying to reinstall from disks on Windows 11 and ... I wanted to weep lmao. Everything loads so FAST it almost scares me. I thought I was used to the game loading fast when I took out all my CC, but that's NOTHING compared to this. Fully optimised TS2 on a modern computer is frightening
It's also a good opportunity to start my DL folder from scratch with a better organisational system and being stricter about what I know I will/won't use. Challenging myself to CC-free builds has pushed me even further into a MM-game and now I'm embracing it. Like, I'm flirting with the idea of not having reflective pond water? Just changing the colour, but keeping the slab-o-blue vibe? Who am I? Beach lots would look ugly as hell but maybe I can make it work.
Anyway, a very exciting new development in my Sims career :)
#the new computer was Not Cheap and I am Very Poor so if you like my CC or gameplay and would like to donate or something#I have a ko-fi .com / landeg#also I might play around with that 3rd party launcher so maybe the no-pond-water thing might not stick#since I was always curious about how it fixed the need to have pool tiles on lots/reflection issues#who knows what I'll do with this whole new world!!#gosh. I'm so glad people still love this game so much. makes me teary-eyed
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i miss playing d&d........................
#usually i'm fine just GMing but i think because the last few sessions have been roleplay heavy#i am lacking in enrichment.........#i've basically just been sitting playing tile-matching games because the others are roleplaying amongst themselves#and then every now and then they're like OHHH NPC DO YOU WANT TO WEIGH IN#and tbh.... no 😭 because it feels like i'm an observer in that situation#i was so excited to run vallaki because yay!! so much is going to happen!! i can do stuff! i get to run social encounters!#i get to describe scenes! i get to maybe even run combat!#but alas............... i just sat while they had a lovely time in the inn#previous session was roleplay in the vistani camp + travelling so again not much enrichment for mr dm#i will never begrudge my players for wanting to roleplay amongst themselves#BUT... PLS............... I CRAVE ENRICHMENT...................
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zukooo.......my boy......in his best era. HAPPINESS. FOR FUCKS SAKEAJEBXS XBSBXBSBXB
HIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM OMG!!!
#WAHHH THE HAIR TIE AND THE LOTUS TILE SO REAL AND TRUE!! he's so cute here i hope nothing bad happens to him#did you know they never left the south pole. he's watching the aurora with tomkin and nanook and everyone is fine#THANK YOU FOR THIS LOVE <3333 also the caption made me actually laugh out loud ur so fucking real#ask#taob art#zuko art#atla
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🪄🔥🔥🔥❄️⚡️🔥
Anyway isn’t it kinda funny the magic circle has a drop shadow
#this thing takes up so much space in my storage help#my boi hitting em with dat leylines *KO'ed instantly*#i love you tile textures#something something brand-new gear set is lv 15 and laylines is a lv 52 spell#fu art#ffxiv#lalafell#final fantasy
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was talking about that one buckshot roulette OC template and how i Wouldn't participate because i would never put my critters in such a situation, but someone made a joke about a "dealcrow and a high-stakes game of scrabble" and i thought it was so funny that my commitment to the bit is stronger than my desire to protect my own creatures. i hope you get out of there, pilcrow!
#vertiginocs#ridicudoodles#junipils#silly human au#they really dont want to be there. the drugs/alcohol does not bother them at all but the violence sure does!#they are a pacifist. they love scrabble if there are no guns involved. but the idea of scrabble with guns is grimly hilarious. lmao#get them outta there. they don't belong in there. they don't want to play gun scrabble at all. neither should you!#how did they even get there? that's the biggest unanswerable question of all!#me when i sort the letter tiles in a hidden sequence. anyone else do this? just me?
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