Still thinking about waking up next to my butch a few days ago and the first thing out of their mouth was “good morning baby” and the second thing out of their mouth was “I had a dream about pouring concrete”
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it's my husband's ( @zyca ) 28th birthday!!!
I'm so excited to share another year with you as we both grow together. there's so much love ahead of us and I'm so grateful for all our memories that follow behind us. you're the sweetest, most handsome, funniest guy I know and I feel so honored that we get to spend our lives together.
I hope that 28 is the best year yet! <3
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how can I even begin to sum up all of my wishes for your special day? I hope every day makes you smile but none more than today. I hope that you feel the power of your emotions and thoughts and understand how important you are. to be your friend is to be watered until you blossom; to return to a home you never knew was waiting for you to begin with.
happy birthday Mimi! I know it’s your birthday but you are the gift so today better return a lot of that to you or else. okay I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!! 💕💕💕💕
:(((( i'm gonna cry thank you so much for being my friend!!!! <333
you've been so kind to me all this time and truly i can come to you for anything and you make every day so so so fun! thank you for all the time spent on my goofiness and my caprices <333
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this is just a quick message
to remind you
that I love you
more than this man:
this man:
and even this man 🧐:
thank you for being my best friend. love you so much 💝💝💝💝💝💝💝
EVEN MORE THAN YOU LOVE PIERRE GASLY?!!
well, now i really do know you love me...
i love you too. SO much more than i can possibly say 🥹❤️❤️
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If we were to ever go on a dinner date, I would eat all your spicy food so won't have to and save all my sweet treats for you ^u^
omg it was meant to be <33333
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go wish @captainsamwlsn a happy birthday or i’ll cut the breaklines in your car right NOW THATS AN ORDER
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This Pride I hope that all of you never ever forget that no amount of sanitizing your sex life or sanding down of your LGBT edges will make bigots accept you. So, don’t debase yourself by capitulating an inch to them, especially in ways that throw your fellow community members under the bus.
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actually no, we're not "dating". we're bound together for infinity. like the stars. so, fuck you, actually.
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me when i have like 20 notifications in the span of five minutes and when i go check its just the same guy rapidfire liking and reblogging posts
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VERY IMPORTANT a dam in the Netherlands, the weerdsluis lock, is directly on a migratory path for spawning fish. They have a worker stationed there to open the door for the fish, but they can take a while to open it. So to keep the fish from getting preyed on by birds they installed a doorbell. Only, the fish don't have hands to ring the doorbell. If you go to their website, they have a LIVE CAMERA AND A DOORBELL that YOU RING FOR THE FISH when they're waiting, and then the dam worker opens the door for them! I can't express how obsessed I am with this. look at this shit. oh my god.
Please check on the fish doorbell once in a while :)
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Apparently the local university’s undergraduate entomology course sends students to catch insect specimens at the same place I like to go birdwatching, which explains why I saw three enormous frat looking dudes with tiny bug nets and overheard one emphatically say “bro BRO I told you we already have enough lepidopterans”
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