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[hellsite-detective]

This has been killing me. I haven't been able to find this post in like at least 6 months. It's a picture of three people in a basement and the description reads "1996. My three butch friends were helping me renovate my basement and wouldn't take any payment, only shitty beer." And the three people have like flannels and tool belts on and beers and I think one of them is smoking. I literally have put that into search and I can't find it on my blog or on Tumblr. Please you're my only hope. (Also I noticed your post about your qpr. Well done on that. I think I'm aro too and I kind of want that so a little jealous lol.)

first and foremost, before we get down to business, ah thank you!! i hope you're able to find a qpr as well! i wish you the best of luck!

but now, gettin' serious, findin' this post proved rather simple. i headed down to the Search Bar and asked Don Google for "tumblr 1996 three butch friends" and was handed the exact link instantly with no trouble whatsoever. i filed it away back at my office.

here you are! your wonderful beer-drinkin' butch basement renovators! have a great day!

Post Case: Closed

[wezzyaug]

saw new aoex chapter

iblis is my wife gang im so in love with her <3 <3

[c4tlovr]

I dont chase, i attract

[pennymaykittensworld]

Can I nerf you with my bulge?

[chloesimaginationthings]

Star platinum will ORA you

[itsmespicaa]

"Whoops, so sorry. Where are the shears for the least expensive clothes? Looks like it's not this one."

[dykesevika]

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[MEN DNI]

[xcchoco]

those new sprites... omg im so excited for the new backstories

[tvmusiclife]

ALLISHA GRAYYYY first player to win the skills challenge AND the 3 point challenge?!?!?!

[xynczachrome]

@raishifts dtiys go brrr

[beweepbomp]

I NEEDED TO URGENTLY VENT BECAUSE IDK WAHT ELSE TO DO.

A lil background. I knew my sexuality as like early as 12. I had two gfs but never anything physical. Now as adult trying to venture out to physical things with another woman. This person we will refer to as Lizzy, from the convos we had never was with a woman in any manner ever but interested to try with me. Okay now this is the insane shit i went thru. enjoy.

Lizzy matched on tinder with me and she asked after some great chit chatting to exchange #'s. Sounds great what could go wrong. After several back n forth spicy texts of what we want to do finally we say hey we should definitely meet up. A few days pass by to finally our meet up date. Science. Ghosted. Okay no biggie. 19 DAYS LATER “Hi i got busy how are you?” I brush it off things do happen and I’m trying to be reasonable. I reply with a hello. No reply again. 40 DAYS LATER “How are you?” At this point I roll my eyes. This is not worth the energy but wow she’s actually replying back idk maybe just shit happens. She tells me it’s been a busy summer travel & work. Okay fair. She shows me cute magnets she made and tells me she’s house sitting.

After a few text exchanges she’s asking me to come over. I get hesitant but she insists. WHAT COULD GO WRONG I SAY? I text her I’ll get ready and take an Uber over. Let me tell you i was giving femme hotness. My skirt was so hiked up. My cute shirt low v cut. Had a jean jacket since it was late into the night. I’m jittery with excitement. I call my best friend she gets the address and says to text me after etc. I order the Uber which was $30+ DOLLARS but i was too excited to care. In the middle of my Uber drive she texts she’s having a panic attack and throwing up. I feel awful. Did i freak her out? But i kept reassuring that we don’t need to do anything physical even when i arrive. No pressure. Assuring to have full consent before engaging in anything. But she insists she’s stuck in the bathroom throwing up and to turn around. Now I’m over 20 minutes away from my apartment around 11:30pm in the middle of the damn suburbs. I arrive and ask by text if i can just sit in the living room until the next Uber comes she says no. I’m outside alone in a foreign place terrified. I video chat with my best friend explaining the situation and she’s in shock as well. Putting me in danger in the middle of nowhere , just alone. Just perfect. My gay ass in the wind trying to remain calm since the streets are barely lit and i have no immediate way home. The connection to data is shitty but im able to order another Uber. Another $30+ out of to go back. But it’s fine no one’s fault right.

She insistently asks texting when my Uber will ber here. My connection isn’t great but it shows 9 minutes. It’s been at least 8 minutes now but the Uber isn’t properly showing the accurate time. My best friend what a god send kept me sane as i waited but a car pulls up and it definitely isn’t my Uber. “Oh i thought you were the girl im meeting with.” OH MY GOD i laugh almost loosing my mind. I point to her house, “oh no no she’s in there.’ Thankfully my Uber arrives as the guy calls out you’re beautiful. Oh thanks bud. Lizzy texts me to say that’s my friend helping me with my panic attack. of course i say seriously you have to be fucking joking. I freak out on her thru text and she insists she’d never intentionally try to put anyone in danger and every other excuse in the book and STILL try’s to see if we will meet up again. Of course i tell her she is fucking nuts and maybe next time be a hospitable hoe if you’re gonna be a hoe at all. I’m not against it but also don’t make a crazy lie and embarrass me. I have no idea im like crushed to seek out afraid to have the same experience of wacky shit. What do i do???? Help pls

[taiturner]

YELLOWJACKETS ◆ 1x08 "Flight of the Bumblebee"

[potato-lord-but-not]

god your Oscar drives me CRAZY no kidding.

Guy looks like I wouldn't bruise my nose by shoving my face in his boobs. He looks SOFT which makes me appreciate my soft belly more despite already being chill about it. Also love his curly hair!!!!!!! Both on his head and on his body (save me Oscar's chest hair). I AM NOT ONLY INTO HIS TITS I SWEAR I LIKE HIS BODY TYPE OVERALL AND HIS POTATO NOSE IS VERY CUTE.

Somehow didn't actually catch his height but assumed he's on the shorter side just for fun and because I'm kinda.... into short chubby fictional guys....

If couple of years ago someone said me that I'd like to shove my my face into some guy's chest/belly I would assume that something in my future self's head went really south.... And yet here I am

GOD this thing is LONG and hopefully not too weird

also love your John's :/ face both as human and nonhuman

LETS GO MORE OSCAR LOVE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️ Oscar has become the new ideal man and I love that for him. Let’s go chubby and hairy guys shout out to you handsome lads

[teleportzz]

DELLUMBRA COMMISSION FROM @minaduck!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAANSKDKSKDHSKSKAEH I LOVE THEM SO MUCH!! LOOK AT HOW CUTE THEY ARE!! THANK YOU MINA

go commission them RIGHT NOW 💜💜

[natinkart]

guys it's fem engiemedic time!! >:)

in this house we love old women yuri, even better if they are a little bit crazy

[chasedeys]

why are nfl's receivers edits always eating like ts is 🔥🔥