#i love u cleo u little bitch

[muddlemore]

HELLO?

[princessbrunette]

playlists for the readers … ໒꒰ྀིᵔ ³ ᵔ ꒱ྀིა

bunny!reader ♡

just girly fun vibes — she likes her music catchy, pop-y and fairly relatable. rafe never lets her play her music in the car unfortunately, because he cannot be seen speeding down the road blasting the pussy cat dolls.

🎀 cassie — ditto

🎀 kali uchis, steve lacy, vince staples — only girl

🎀 frank ocean — sweet life

🎀 coco & clair — pretty

🎀 sabrina carpenter — feather

🎀 flo milli — never lose me

🎀 cassie — miss your touch

🎀 childish gambino, jhené aiko — pink toes

🎀 flo.rida, wynter — sugar

🎀 kali uchis — honey baby (SPOILED!)

🎀 angels — my boyfriends back

🎀 foxy brown, kelis — candy

🎀 lana del rey — music to watch boys to

🎀 jhené aiko — maniac

🎀 fergie — clumsy

🎀 ciara, 50 cent — can’t leave ‘em alone

🎀 shelley duvall — he needs me

🎀 nancy sinatra — sugar town

🎀 heidi montag — i’ll do it

🎀 nicki minaj, jeremiah — favourite

🎀 kali uchis — melting

🎀 lady gaga — boys boys boys

🎀 cassie — long way 2 go

🎀 the pussycat dolls — when i grow up

🎀 tom tom club — genius of love

🎀 beyoncé — freakum dress

🎀 gwen stefani — bubble pop electric

🎀 marina — primadonna girl

🎀 madonna — material girl

🎀 pussy cat dolls — stickwitu

🎀 leven kali, syd — do u wrong

🎀 kiana ledé — mad at me

kitty!reader ♡

listens to her music to feel cool n edgy. shes one of those people that think she’s a bitch but she’s not at all, just a lil grumpy. wants everyone to know she liked deftones before it was cool.

🐈‍⬛ pixies — is she weird

🐈‍⬛ arctic monkeys — mardy bum

🐈‍⬛ black box recorder — child psychology

🐈‍⬛ the smiths — pretty girls make graves

🐈‍⬛ ethel cain — crush

🐈‍⬛ mazzy star — she’s my baby

🐈‍⬛ radiohead — creep

🐈‍⬛ chris isaak — wicked game

🐈‍⬛ limp bizkit — rollin’

🐈‍⬛ the pretty reckless — makes me wanna die

🐈‍⬛ pearly drops — bloom for me

🐈‍⬛ deftones — root

🐈‍⬛ fka twigs — two weeks

🐈‍⬛ deftones — romantic dreams

🐈‍⬛ hole — doll parts

🐈‍⬛ margeaux — hot faced

🐈‍⬛ siouxsie and the banshees — she’s a carnival

🐈‍⬛ kip tyler — she’s my witch

🐈‍⬛ deftones — mascara

🐈‍⬛ soho dolls — bang bang bang bang

🐈‍⬛ enigma — sadeness

🐈‍⬛ DANGERDOOM, MF DOOM — perfect hair

🐈‍⬛ radiohead — idioteque

🐈‍⬛ björk — come to me

🐈‍⬛ the nbhd — fallen star

🐈‍⬛ arctic monkeys — crying lightening

🐈‍⬛ deftones — diamond eyes

🐈‍⬛ the smiths — girl afraid

🐈‍⬛ ethel cain — unpunishable

🐈‍⬛ mitski — townie

🐈‍⬛ gorillaz — kids with guns

🐈‍⬛ evanescence — taking over me

deer!reader ♡

she’d say her playlists are all over the place — but it’s organised mess. she has them perfectly collated and in her head they make perfect sense. don’t put her on the aux though, not because the songs aren’t good but because the vibes are all over the place.

🍪 shura — 2shy

🍪 minnie riperton — les fleurs

🍪 april march — chick habit

🍪 benee — kool

🍪 camille saint- saëns — … le cygne

🍪 the little dippers — forever

🍪 allie x, mitski — susie save your love

🍪 she & him — why do you let me stay here?

🍪 lesley gore — i’m coolin’ no foolin’

🍪 sza — prom

🍪 the penguins — earth angel

🍪 SALES — renee

🍪 cleo sol — sunshine

🍪 japanese breakfast — be sweet

🍪 kate bush — cloud busting

🍪 mazzy star — halah

🍪 the mamas & papas — dedicated to the one i love

🍪 scissors sisters — filthy / gorgeous

🍪 fiona apples — shameika

🍪 fleetwood mac — mystified

🍪 margo guryan — under my umbrella

🍪 erykah badu — apple tree

🍪 mort garson — plantasia

🍪 sza — sweet november

🍪 quadron — sea salt

🍪 corinne bailey rae — green aphrodisiac

🍪 sade — lovers rock

🍪 ella fitzgerald — moonlight serenade

🍪 cigarettes after sex — truly

🍪 tv girl — heaven is a bedroom

🍪 the velvet underground — femme fetale

🍪 clairo, coco & clair — racecar

🍪 james blake, rosalía — barefoot in the park

🍪 tame impala — nangs

puppy!reader ♡

never seen without her walkman — loves running around and dancing to her upbeat music. her playlists will remind you of days in the sun and dancing in summer rain.

🐶 her’s — love on the line (call now)

🐶 HAIM — summer girl

🐶 the la’s — there she goes

🐶 stacey q — two of hearts

🐶 faye webster — right side of my neck

🐶 bakar, summer walker — hell n back

🐶 beabadoobee — sunny day

🐶 dominic fike — babydoll

🐶 jungle — back on 74

🐶 pinkpanthress — attracted to you

🐶 duran duran — girls on film

🐶 shuggie otis — strawberry letter 23

🐶 sixpence none the richer — kiss me

🐶 matilda mann — bloom

🐶 HAIM — falling

🐶 311 — amber

🐶 earth, wind & fire — boogie wonderland

🐶 lorde — ribs

🐶 lesley gore — sunshine lollipops and rainbows

🐶 stevie wonder — all i do

🐶 the human league — don’t you want me

🐶 the turtles — happy together

🐶 pet shop boys — west end girls

🐶 clairo — bags

🐶 pat benetar — love is a battlefield

🐶 the psychedelic furs — love my way

🐶 scouting for girls — she’s so lovely

🐶 noisettes — wild young hearts

🐶 the all eyes i — beat goes on

🐶 tame impala — elephant

🐶 sublime — waiting for my ruca

🐶 mgmt — boogie down

[tubbytarchia]

UM. NEW JIM STREAM. NEW SMP. I FEEL LIKE I MISSED AN ANNOUNCEMENT OR SOMETHING.

members are fwhip jimmy lizzie mog sausage oli rendog katherine pix shubble scott eloise zombiecleo. modded smp. stream only i think. fantasy themed.

he logs in and has to choose an origin. seems very dnd-esque? but ive never played dnd so. im guessing here.

he spends 10 minutes choosing just to settle on half elf. he gets to pick 2 skills so he picks quicker regen and most movements wont trigger sculk sensors.

he spawns in :D cleo is there :D but jim hasnt set up voice mod so. they dont talk yet. cleo just starts circling him and its really funny to me

HE GETS SET UP. cleos immediately like youre not small :( (her chat told her he would be) and he was like. well being small is fun for a stream and then it gets a bit annoying doesnt it. which i have Thoughts about

they spawned in like a tower thing. cleo goes down and dies instantly to a bunch of mobs. after cleo dies jimmy goes down and also dies instantly. theres some weird spawn protection thing going on meaning they literally cant beat the mobs

jimmy experiences Modded Minecraft and gets scared. why do his buttons do things. why is there things everywhere. his keybinds have been super messed up so hes having A Time

sausage died and cuz of voice mod he screamed and cut out immediately which is my favourite thing. the entire smp is a mess theres like a million mobs. ive never seen jimmy rage this hard at dying before

fwhip joins and he chose one of the small classes. jimmy starts making fun of him so fwhip crits him like 3 times. jimmy then steals fwhips wood and fwhip tries to kill him again.

it takes establishing that jimmys a half-elf and sausage is a high-elf before the elf superiority starts.

katherine joins and shes ALSO a half elf. sausage starts calling him their daddy. its been 20 minutes

jim and oli meet up (and katherine follows) and olis like. im gonna show you my secret if u give me 6 things. so jimmy gives him 6 things and turns out oli can. go invisible????? and jim and katherine are like :o and are surprised he didnt pick bard. olis like well i already did that. im a mushroom guy now. and takes off his armour to show his skin (he says something about it being similar to his larp outfit which is cool) and jimmys like whats with the glasses. and oli full on whines and goes JIMMMMMMMH :( theyre my mushroom glasses.

they both die within a minute of exploring. cant say its unexpected. they get their stuff back easily enough though

after talking to like everyone jim splits off. he finds a zombie playing bagpipes and i lost my shit

it just played folk music the entire time he was trying to kill it

meets up with everyone. they talk for a while but nothing super notable to be said

(jimmy got up to get a snack and the stream chat started talking to his chair. it made me giggle)

he got super fast shoes. everyone is jealous of him. bitches love him and his super fast shoes.

i look away for like 5 minutes and hes now. wearing a whoopee cushion on his head. and a crown!

jimmy and sausage beat up a boss and it drops a ring. sausage picks it up and asks jimmy to marry him. jimmy IMMEDIATELY rejects him. no hesitation

^ little chicken hat :) cleo has a little pig hat and they match and its really cute.

jimmy gets a big axe and is like omg its so big!! and cleo AND sausage immediately jump on like oh tell me how you got it so big jimmy. and hes like guys. guys please.

sausage gets an ancient gong with unreadable runes on it. he obviously hits it multiple times. nothing happens at least.

they find ren and he has a little sheep hat so now 3 of them are matching. sausage feels very left out.

jimmy and oli meet up. oli does a bit of being like.. the spirit of the forest. oli gives jim a sapling and jim gives oli an invisibility cape. oli ends the bit and comes back as himself. he has a bow on his lower back and jimmys like wow you have a bow on your back. oli calls his ass big and juicy. frowns

oli tries to hit jimmy like 20 times and its just not working. jimmy is invincible i think.

oli and jim go to a village and make a bit of stealing childrens lunch money. idk why but they are. it doesnt work.

they meet up with lizzie and oli does his "spirit of the forest" bit again. he starts to give lizzie a riddle and says "what is wet and long- and not dry-" then gets confused and just. doesnt finish it at all.

lizzie mentions jims large weapon. jimmy voice "nothings too big for me" oli voice "nothings too big for jim" why have 2 separate groups made the exact same joke.

lizzie crashes and oli calls her and it goes to voicemail and he leaves a message and he ends it with a bunch of chappell roan song names. when jimmy doesnt know what he means olis immediately like THIS GUY IS NOT AN ALLY.

^ like 5 minutes after that they kiss so.

jim gives lizzie an ocean necklace after she logs in again. crazy

oli and jim are potentially basing together. we MIGHT be back.

uhhhhh stream end :p double upload on sunday (one main channel one roblox channel) not sure if im gonna summarise all these streams if only bc i have. No Idea whats going on. i dont understand modded mc at all. despite that it is a chill vod if u need background noise for anything

YAYYY JIMMY STREAM SUMMARY yeah this SMP came out of nowhere. I heard nothing about it. Fun that Rendog is here though!! And Cleo!!

"well being small is fun for a stream and then it gets a bit annoying doesnt it." OFF TO A NOT GOOD START GRRRRRRRR JIMMY..........my son..... ESMP2 haunts him... And then he goes and makes fun of fWhip LMAO. Not going to fault him but also not going to fault fWhip for almost killing Jimmy a few times, deserved

Sausage's humor making me want to end myself as usual. But Jimmy immediately rejecting his marriage proposal did put a smile on my face. If it weren't for moments like this to balance out Sausage just. the way he is. I would actually be infuriated if I ever watched SMP streams he's in. Sorry Sausage fans

"jimmys like wow you have a bow on your back. oli calls his ass big and juicy. frowns" ?????? Oli?? ok whatever its. whatecver

"Oli starts to give lizzie a riddle and says "what is wet and long- and not dry-" then gets confused and just. doesnt finish it at all." ok thats funny lmao. hurt himself in his own confusion . deserved

Omg Oli and Jim kiss though <3 and them basing together potentially yes please

Ok yeah that sounds both chill and very confusing. I also don't understand heavily modded mc. But why is their humor sense just sex jokes again can they sprinkle in some other jokes every once in awhile PLEASE IM BEGGING

[pearlescentmoonshippingbracket]

I wanna suggest a ship name

instead of calling Cleo x Martyn x Pearl x Scott divorce quartet...

cause tbh it sounds kinda idk sad? Angsty? Toxic? Which i mean good for u if u like that!

But id like more healthy shipping of these 4 besides just DL divorce.. same issue I have w majormoon shipping.. theres more to it than DL, theyre not just toxic :((

BUT!! My friend came up with a ship name for the polycule outside of a DL setting, also to distinguish when its meant to be a ship and when its just the group:

The Plastics

Divorce quartet: broke

unoriginal

not fun

full of hate

implies divorce

The Plastics: woke

original

really fun

full of sassy love between 4 bitches

does not imply divorce

Now look. IM JUST SAYIN... you dont have to use it but it would be very silly

I find it funny that you say “The plastics” is original when it’s very much not/j The name does suit them tho

These are the four biggest bitches in existence and I love them so much

Unfortunately I can’t let go of divorced quartet because ever single pairing in this polycule had a divorce

Pearl Scott: double life episode 1

Pearl Martyn: end of double life episode 1

Pearl Cleo: secret life puppers alliance

Scott Cleo: not actually that much of a divorce but still, beginning of limited life

Scott Martyn: end of limited life

Martyn Cleo: double life episode 1

I do really wish the four of them decided to just be a big polycule though (WE COULD HAVE HAD THE POLYCULE QUARTET INSTEAD) and I do have a little au idea for a poly divorced quartet double life but that’s for another time

[life-winners-liveblog]

Medley Time

The Extended Clocker family presents: The Crybaby Mix.

LimL!Cleo: 🎶Blood still stains when the sheets are washed🎶sex don't sleep when the lights are off🎶Kids are still depressed when you dress them up🎵and syrup is still syrup in a sippy cup🎵

...

LimL!Cleo: 🎶He's still dead when you're done with the bottle🎶Of course, it's a corpse that you keep in the cradle🎵Syrup is still syrup in a sippy cup🎵

*tone shift*

SL!Lizzie: 🎵Did my invitations disappear?🎵Why did I put my heart in every cursive letter?🎶Tell me why the hell no one is here?🎵Tell me what to do to make it all feel better🎵

DL!Scar: 🎶Maybe It's all a cruel joke on me🎵 whatever whatever🎵

SL!Lizzie: 🎶Just means there's way more cake for me🎵forever forever 🎶

LimL!Bdubs: 🎶1, 2 melatonin is coming for you🎵3,4 baby won't you lock the door?🎶5, 6 I'm done with this🎵 7, 8 it's getting late, so close your eyes, sleep for days🎶

LimL!Cleo: 🎶Blood still stains when the sheets are washed🎶sex don't sleep when the lights are off🎶Kids are still depressed when you dress them up🎵and syrup is still syrup in a sippy cup🎵

LimL!Bdubs: 🎵Can anybody hear me, am I hidden underground?🎶Can anybody hear me, am I talking to myself?🎵 Saying Tag you're it🎶Tag tag you're it🎵 Saying Tag you're it🎶Tag tag you're it🎵

...

LimL!Bdubs: 🎶Little bit of poison in me🎵I can taste your skin in my teeth🎶I love it when I hear you breathing 🎶I hope to god you're never leaving 🎵

DL!Scar: 🎵Round and round like an horse on a carousel🎵 Will I catch up to love? I can never tell🎶

DL!Grian: 🎶You're all on your own🎵And you lost all your friends🎶You told yourself that it's not you, it's them🎵You're one of a kind🎶And no one understands🎵But those cry baby tears keep coming back again🎶

DL!Scar: 🎶I'm peeling the skin off my face'🎵Cause I really hate being safe🎵The normals, they make me afraid🎶The crazies, they make me feel sane🎵

SL!Lizzie: 🎶I'm not a piece of cake for you to just discard🎵While you walk away with the frosting of my heart🎶

LimL!Scar: 🎵Can't take it anymore🎶 need to put you to bed 🎵sing you a lullaby where you die in the end.🎶

SL!Lizzie: 🎵You smell just like vanilla🎶🎵You taste like buttercream🎵You're filling up my senses with empty calories🎶

DL!Scar: 🎵You think you're smarter than me with all your bad poetry🎶Fuck all your ABC's, alphabet boy🎵

LimL!Bdubs: 🎵Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me🎶Is it true that pain is beauty?🎶Does a new face come with a warranty?🎵Will a pretty face make it better?🎶

LimL!Cleo: 🎵Oh, teddy bear🎵you were my teddy bear🎶Everything was so sweet 🎶until you tried to kill me🎵

DL!Grian: 🎶D🎶 O🎶 L🎶 L 🎶H🎶 O🎶 U🎶 S 🎶E🎶 I see things that nobody else sees🎵 D🎶 O🎶 L🎶 L 🎶H🎶 O🎶 U🎶 S 🎶E🎶 I see things that nobody else sees🎵

LimL!Bdubs: 🎵You call me on the telephone, you feel so far away🎶You tell me to come over, there's some games you wanna play🎵 walkin' to your house, nobody's home🎶Just me and you and you and me alone🎶

LimL!Scar: 🎵You don't hear me when I say🎶"Mom, please wake up🎶Dad's with a slut🎵And your son is smoking cannabis🎵"No one never listens🎶 this wallpaper glistens🎶Don't let them see what goes down in the kitchen🎵

DL!Scar: 🎶I love everything you do🎶When you call me fucking dumb for the stupid shit I do🎵Wanna ride my bike with you🎶Fully undressed, no training wheels left for you🎵And I'll pull them off for you🎶

DL!Grian: 🎶D🎶 O🎶 L🎶 L 🎶H🎶 O🎶 U🎶 S 🎶E🎶 I see things that nobody else sees🎵 D🎶 O🎶 L🎶 L 🎶H🎶 O🎶 U🎶 S 🎶E🎶 I see things that nobody else sees🎵

SL!Lizzie: 🎵 It's my party and I'll cry if I want to🎶It's my party and I'll cry if I want to🎵

LimL!Bdubs: 🎶Think I just remembered something🎵I think I left the faucet running🎶Now my words are filling up the tub🎵Darling, you're just soaking in it🎶 but I know you'll get out the minute🎵You notice all your fingers pruning up🎶

DL!Grian: 🎶Tired, blue boy walks my way🎵Holding a girl's hand🎵That basic bitch leaves finally🎶Now I can take her man🎵

DL!Scar: 🎶I better wash my mouth out with soap.🎵

DL!Grian:🎵Someone told me stay away from things that aren't yours🎶But was he yours, if he wanted me so bad?🎵

SL!Lizzie: 🎵I feel it coming out my throat🎶Guess I better wash my mouth out with soap🎵God, I wish I never spoke🎵Now I gotta wash my mouth out with soap🎶

DL!Scar: 🎶Pacify her🎵He She's getting on my nerves🎶You don't love her🎶Stop lying with those words 🎶Pacify her🎵She's getting on my nerves🎶You don't love her🎶Stop lying with those words🎵

LimL!Cleo: 🎵I feel it coming out my throat🎶Guess I better wash my mouth out with soap🎵God, I wish I never spoke🎵Now I gotta wash my mouth out with soap🎶

DL!Grian: 🎶D🎶 O🎶 L🎶 L 🎶H🎶 O🎶 U🎶 S 🎶E🎶 I see things that nobody else sees🎵 D🎶 O🎶 L🎶 L 🎶H🎶 O🎶 U🎶 S 🎶E🎶 I see things that nobody else sees🎵

[liauditore]

if u r doing the ship bingo still, then any bigb ship u like + scott/bigb pls?

ofc anon!! any excuse to ramble more abt ships lol

Before I go on I feel I should mention that my Bigb at least is like.. somewhat aspec? i honestly don't really know where that headcanon came from but it just kinda stuck lol so that plays into how I see Bigb ships a little bit. Idk I just can't see him specifically really being Attracted to anyone.

(i rarely share my sexuality headcanons cus all of them are fragile and very very easily changed with time and sometimes i contradict my own headcanons so yanno. but they are definitely there in the back of my mind. taunting me)

Scott/Bigb

Uhh I haven't really seen this one before at all? The only interactions I can remember are the ones from limlife when Bigb jumped in between of Scott and Pearl after he hits her (my heart went brr) and when they killed eachother in the finale and scotts computer had a fit lol.

but yeah I suppose you could make a hateship out of this?? or if you think they could be best friends then you'd have to do some explaining and put them in situations for it to work methinks.

Grian/Bigb

This one's just not talked about enough imo. I love angsty grian headcanons to death and like.. Idk I think it's sweet how even though he doesn't really associate super hard with Bigb, he still goes running to him when times to tough. I like to think it's cus Bigb's just this really kind figure who Grian knows he can go to for comfort when the chaos of everything else gets to be a bit too much.

He also kind of tries to pull Bigb into that chaos but it never works cus Bigb's got the personality of one of those soft warm towels they give you at hotels. He has his share of mischief in him but he's not going to be going around murdering people with tnt minecarts anytime soon.

It's like whenever Grian gets to the point of "I don't want to play the game anymore!" he goes to Bigb to sulk and thats very cute to me.

It was super hard btw to choose just one ship for this omg but uhh lightning round Bigb is also Pearl's (new) bestie, Lizzie's bestie, Ren's bitch wife and Cleo thinks they had a really bad break up while Bigb didn't realise they were supposed to be dating.

[itsdappleagain]

Hi, if you're still doing the CS character ask game, Dr. Bellum, Maelstrom or Roundabout? (I really like the Vile faculty haha, sorry if this random)

Hello new mutual!! Nice to meet ya! I sure am thank you for the ask :O Dr. Bellum

How I feel about this character: SHE'S SO....,,,,she has nuclear launch code and missile information pulled up at the same time a cat videos and pie and she' so silly and she'd orchestrated some of the most deadly capers in the series and she's married to a woman All the people I ship romantically with this character: cleo <333 My non-romantic OTP for this character: sorry her and maelstrom is so funny he's just like doctor fucking bellum please vote on shit im going to fucking kill you My unpopular opinion about this character: ahhh i don't know if i have any unpopular ones i like her sm she's so silly. like she's literally got carmen strapped onto a table gagged and struggling and she's just like "dw this wont hurt :)))))))))))))))) btw we aren't changing u back to ur deadname ok?" One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: she kind of got her out-and-about caper in the himalayas but i think it would have been fun to see her out and about MORE. she could do such THINGS unsupervised.......

Maelstrom:

How I feel about this character: so unnecessary i love him. he's like if a theater kid watched silence of the lambs too much All the people I ship romantically with this character: mmmm no one really actively. i wont turn down a good interfaculty ship with him or whatever if it pops up but ehhh My non-romantic OTP for this character: him with any of the faculty is SOO FUNNY he's just constantly like ohhh my fucking god im goig fjbf to fucking kill these people dr bellum please vote coach brunt its literally our vile logo its not a lion cub licking its balls coach brunt im going to leave you to drown coach brunt My unpopular opinion about this character: idk if this is unpopular but maybe just little known. duane said he wanted to have a scene where mael got captured and julia came in to interrogate him but he ended up psychologically manipulating her and more interrogating her than she did him....ogh can you imagine One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: that scene i just mentioned, really. also i think it was cool that he got to have his pale skinny jeansed ass in the wild for s4 so im good with him

Roundabout:

How I feel about this character: fail loser (affectionate). no but he was set up to be SUCH a cool character. he was shadow-san's replacement that had been built up to for the whole season, he'd been foreshadowed since S1 EPISODE 3, he was the reason VILE could remain hidden and impervious, he had a sword in his cane, he GOT CARMEN ARRESTED. ARRESTED ARRESTED. and then he himself just got tricked with like no episodes otherwise and was like aaughh nooo dont mindwipe me look neal the eel neal the eel and then rotted in a cell for another whole season. what a letdown All the people I ship romantically with this character: same thing as i put for mael....no one but i enjoy a good interfaculty ship when it comes around My non-romantic OTP for this character: idk he's just funny with a bunch of people. "i took fencing" and then shadowsan is like "yeah? i used to be in the japanese mafia, you bitch" My unpopular opinion about this character: again not sure if its unpopular but if you couldnt guess already i think he's such a letdown. i think they should have let him win instead of carmen just girlbossing her way through everything immediately. i think he should have been like. idk AN ACTUAL THREAT One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: i guess ive already stated most of everything above

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My friend when Charlie Spring: T-R-A-U-M-A HE HAS TRAUMA AND HE'S 🏳️‍🌈G A Y🏳️‍🌈

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#4

MORE of my TBP headcanons because of course there's more

Mostly Vance and Bruce with Implided Brance but some Finn, Robin and gwen

No Grabber au I hate him sm

Robin tends to ba confidently wrong

Finney is a man of few words until you get to know him

Vance stole the switchblade

Gwen loves stuffed animals and figures

Bruce loves learning about Greek Mythology, Egyptian Mythology etc

And Vance is down to just like. Play with his hair while Bruce rambles on about how Zeus is the true villan and Hades isn't unjust

Vance is the kind of person who listens but can't remember (AHEM MORE AUTISTIC VANCE AGENDA)

Bruce reads very fast, so fast that he struggles to read aloud

Some guy called Vance a pussy once because of the choker and Vance beat the shit out of him

Vance's favorite Horror movie is Scream

Bruce hates horror in general but watches them with Vance for his sake

I've said it before I'll say it again: BRUCE IS VANCES BIGGEST INSTIGATOR.

Once Bruce got so mad he almost knocked a kid with his bat

Vance is absolutely petrified of spiders

But Bruce loves bugs

Bruce is SO FUCKING STRONG like he picks Vance up like he's nothing but an angry cat to him

And Vance loves it so much; he loves not having to be in control

29 notes - Posted October 20, 2022

#3

HERMITCRAFT BODY MODIFICATION HEADCANONS: PART ONE

uh yeah I got bored and so here's what I think hermits would get in terms of body mods (tattoos, peircings, scarification, cosmetic surgery etc)

Disclaimer: these are my opinions!!! You can have them for ur designs if u want!!! No credit needed!!!

Disclaimer #2: all of these are for the hermitcraft characters not the real people.

Grian: He has a traffic smp tattoo on his lower back.

Scar: Jellie tattoo. He had his Earlobes peirced but they closed up. He also tried scarification and got a tiny heart next to the Jellie.

Mumbo: earlobes peirced, usually has either gold or pearl studs in

Tango: Septum peircing. Decked Out tattoo sleeve. Nipple peircings.

Ren: Earlobes; wears little hoops.

Impulse: micro tattoo of waves behind ears. Lots of ear peircings. Stretched ears.

Iskall: one tat on upper arm of iskallium and same ear peircings as Impulse

Xisuma: As many mods as he had bitches. None. Negative 1.

Gem: little mushroom with a fairy on upper arm. Earlobes peirced, often wears pretty dangling earrings.

Pearl: Earlobes, wears pearl studs.

False: none

Cleo: had a tattoo on ribs but then it rotted away.

Bdubs: none

44 notes - Posted September 2, 2022

#2

FINALLY: THE PATCH PANTS TOUR

These are about 1 1/2 months old, so they haven't really bloomed into crust pants yet but I still love them.

Below: baphomet patch

(September 2, 2022)

See the full post

49 notes - Posted September 2, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

patches for my vest bcuz it's lacking

From left to right: not emo, I ENJOY THINGS A NORMAL AMOUNT, kein mensch ist illegal*, a Fresno nightcrawler with the text "Fresno, CA" at the top, Nobody likes Gender Roles, rainbow flag, ? , QUEER RIGHTS RIGHT NOW, red drips, Destructo Disk

*kein mensch ist illegal = no one is illegal in german

53 notes - Posted November 26, 2022

Get your Tumblr 2022 Year in Review →

I'm not even surprised tbh except for the patch post?? I posted that like 2-3ish weeks ago??? Huh???

[southparkblo]

Group chat stuff!!

Tweek is still Tweek

Tolkien is Tonya

Craig is Claire

Jimmy is Jill

Clyde is Cleo

Chapter 1 (Wednesday March 19, 2:49pm)

Tweek

my dick is clenching thinking about your tight gripper

Tonya

Hello???

cleo

literally who's

claire

take a guess, punk.

Jill

woahhh there buddy

claire

sorry, I just get a little jelous some times, is all... 🙂

tweek

STOP

tweek

bro I'm gonna fail this fucking class man holy shit

Claire

U won't it's ok I'll help u

cleo

wait what class do u have

tweek

math

my brain literally can't comprehend this shit man🫠

cleo

I have a 34 in math rn 😭😭😭

claire

LMFAO

Jill

L bozo😼

claire

literally how the fuck can u possibly be that bad 💀

cleo

ok well ur fucking dyslexic bitch

claire

stop ik and I'm gonna do so bad on the literacy test

cleo

litteracy u dumb ass

making fun of my grades

I'll fucking piss on ur fucking guinea pig hoe

we'll see what u do then

claire

that's actually so crazy

Jill

leave Stripe #73 out of this

claire

bro :""""""""""<

tweek

u guys leave her alone

jill

OmG GuYs StOp FigHtinG

Tweek

😭(😈)

claire

wtf does that mean

tweek

*huffs and puffs and blows ur pants off*

claire

alright

tweek

listen here... Jill Valmer.

Jill

... yes ma'am?

tweek

I've given you a chance.

Are you ready for your punishment?

Jill

yes mommy

tweek

Very well then

Jill

eat my cunt

Tonya

you guys can't not be horny for 2 fucking seconds

Jill

I'm actually extremely dry rn

tweek

same

cleo

I'm not

Tonya

no body cares??

Jill

what about u claire

Tonya

?????

claire

I mean I just walked by some kindergartener

tweek

Jesus christ man

ur gonna get canceled

Jill

she can't get canceled she's a gay neurodivergent woman of color

claire

yeah try me that's 4

I win the oppression Olympics

Tonya

oppression Olympics is crazy 🙈

claire

that's u

Tonya

!?!??!

Tweek

?!?!?!?!?

tweek

me🥷

Tonya

omfg

claire

👉👌 us

tweek

no.

claire

b-but

tweek

no buts. not after what you did...

cleo

schools almost over!!!

claire

b-baby I'm sorry! I!- I didn't mean to shit on ur bed!

tweek

whats done is done

go fucking burn

also yeah I'm really excited to leave

cleo

I'm actually so hungry

tweek

same imma go home and make me a claire some yummies!!

cleo

oh claire told me we could hang out at her house after school

tweek

yeah I was talking about her house I call her house mine sometimes idk I practically live there lol

Cleo

AWWWWWWWWWWW

SO CUTE

claire

kill urself

tweek

golly gee

pull out ur wee wee

Tonya

I love how u just say literally anything that comes to ur mind

tweek

ik I'm so random!

but not really though the majority of the stuff I don't say

I would get put in the ward if I said everything that was on my mind 💀

Tonya

oop my bad

Jill

miss girl said that she thinks she belongs in the ward and ur reaction is "oop"

Tonya

man idk

tweek

guys I'm fine omg!!

claire

what world r u living in where ur fine 💀

tweek

ur not fine!!!!

tweek

that bell felt better then an orgasm

claire

frfr

Tonya

have yall even had sex yet

claire

lots

tweek

so much

claire

it's all we do tbh

if her rack wasn't so big I wouldn't be with her tbh

tweek

yeah and I wouldn't be with her if her pussy didn't smell like fish

claire

I got that chlamydia ashthetic

chlamydia core

cleo

there's this one hair inside of my asshole help me it actually hurts

Tonya

if u want I can check it out for you 😏

cleo

JSHSKWBSTYD9WKVS

cleo

yes pls 🙏

Tonya

meet at my locker today

cleo

y

Tonya

cause I got these cool lights for it and I wanna show u :)

cleo

ok!!!

[leoprosy]

Monster High Live Action THOTS

welcome to thots :)

im ur host leonidas thotticus and today we are talking Monster High: The Movie (2022) with some spoilers ! it is all OPINION and only on the viewing of the movie versus my own MH opinions. Mostly on character portrayal and designs! and i had fun writing this lol

tbhh honestly i am not a good critic because a movie that entertains me is a good movie.

I think the best viewing experience is thinking of it as separate from the original because they aren't the same, and comparing them is kind of pointless, and i'll try to not do that but it is hard.

I'm only giving opinions here cause I haven't done any research besides like scrolling the tag on tumblr lol.

My fave was Frankie, obviously. Nonbinary, neurodivergent representation!! I felt very seen, and represented!! I wish i was that cool in high school! They're full of knowledge, don't really know social rules (and even comment on the fact that there seems to be this rule book that everyone but them has read) and man MOOD. I love their outfits, they are the right amount of ugly that i personally love to sport and yeah <3 big love for Frankie.

Draculaura made me kinda :/ initially because she's kinda a bitch at the beginning. but! she isnt meant to be G1 Draculaura! I wish she was kinder but she comes around. I really related to having parents that have insane expectations of you (the whole 'a 92% is failing' thing was like. wow mood.) and not wanting to let them down so you aren't your full self around them? heart breaking. love u draculaura. also loved that Dracula was a little pink lol.

Clawdeen was alright. Her actress was very um.... Disney in the 2000s acting wise. But like it wasn't bad! I think the half human half werewolf thing has the potential to be cool but they were really fast to be like 'hey we actually are cool with humans!' and outed Clawdeen which is weird like? i feel like the other students weren't just gonna be accepting immediately. Like, idk way to put a target on her. Her outfits were definitely not the most fashionable but i did like some of them! Also the ears were really cool :3 she also has a pretty singing voice ngl she killed it

Cleo was boring. i miss her being a mean girl who also supported her ghouls and loved them. like. she only comes around cause Clawdeen saved her? also dont understand Deuce's reasons for leaving her? were they bullies together and he didn't want to be anymore? i think that's what i got from that? wack.

Ghoulia also wasn't given very much screentime, and they took away the whole zombie genius thing!! which sucks cause i really liked that she was so smart even though people couldn't understand her all the time. But!! Cleo and the ghouls could and always trusted her!! she was such a side character in this movie. I get that maybe they didnt have the budget for the other characters to have bigger storylines or whatever and thats cool. I hope they do more with everyone in the animated show, cause it seems like it follows the same lore as the movie thus far.

Deuce actually still very swaggy even though he looks like Jughead. I miss his sunglasses cause how tf do normal glasses protect people !?!?! maybe they explained it and i missed it

Heath :( my poor flamey boy. :( the cgi was so bad. and he barely did anything. but again, not enough budget and time whatever. pls more heath in the show <3

I loved Bloodgood but her jacket was like. so cheap looking. the lining stuff on the collar was so weird? like they didn't completely cover it? and the buttons were weird? idk it didnt vibe with me.

Mr. Komos did look like Jackson and then wound up being Hyde's son which is cool! fun twist! easy to see coming but still interesting i think. His full monster design was kinda funny though. like not super scary. the power to take other monster's powers?? pretty sick ngl.

Some of the outfits were boring, some of them were alright and fun even! Frankie's were my favorite obvs. I think they gave Draculaura a darker aesthetic which is cool and witchy but i also hope they bring back some of the more like dainty victorian looks to kinda idk? balance it? clash a little in a good way? they were more modern designs for sure and i get that, and that it wasn't ever going to be as alternative and gothic as the original and thats okay! i think they could've done more but hey. budget i guess.

OVERALL

it was as cheesy and goofy and plot-hole ridden as any other MH movie I've seen. Was it a Cinematic Masterpiece? No. Was it pretty okay? yeah! fun, silly, definitely a kids movie I would've enjoyed as a kid. I'd say if you're gonna watch it- pirate it! and maybe don't go in thinking you're gonna hate it cause then i mean, yeah you're gonna hate it. it isnt G1, don't expect it to be.

thank u for coming to my thots, i might do this more often because its fun :) there are lots of movies i've never seen that everyone ever has seen so maybe? i'll do that! idk like and subcscribes

[heleneplays]

Fluffy ideas pt.1

not me back at it again @ the relics' modern college roommates au train but im soft and i need to make a bulletpoint ficlet for the kiddos <3

everyone collectively knowing each other's coffee/tea/beverage order bc there's a little bulletin board of notes by the kitchen, courtesy of Abdul and surprisingly, Rémy, to keep track of groceries and what to make when someone in the house needs it

Study groups-- they may be in different courses but some have skills and knowledge that overlap that can help, especially with the essay/research type assignments that some profs LOVE to give

Cleo & María's bitching dynamic-- throw in Esme for good measure and you can't ever escape the chaos brought by these women

Except Helene. She's a whole brand of chaos of her own :)

Rémy/Abdul/Esme rights :)

Zhu being the most adorable looking baby-faced guy you see...... until his murder energies leak out

He's a little meow meow but they love him anyway

Helene being baby and staying baby. The cinnamon bun. A floof--

WE GET IT!!!

moving on

weekend chill nights contrasted by Helene & Rémy's love to party.

LITERALLY INSUFFERABLE. the squad could have literal major exams the next day and Helene and Rémy would just be gearing out with their glitter crop tops and booty shorts to go clubbing while everyone stays to study aka that first MCR au fic i did so publish

but yea

They could drag the whole squad to a nightclub one hour and have them back home the next, eating burgers they got from the diner on the way home

speaking of food

please dont let cleo cook ever again, she gave everyone food poisoning. she's trying to learn but the squad has collectively given her vouchers for outside cooking training

also not maría, she makes things too spicy and not everyone can handle the heat

dont let zhu either, the knives go missing AND THEY'RE THE GOOD KIND

esme is on thin ice but aside the time she almost burned the kitchen down, she's doing okay :)

surprisingly dominique's the better cook, except they've got a lot of stuff to and dont have the time to cook for the squad always

and not to mention the propensity for pranks. the mugging incident particularly memorable bc even kamille went over from the house over to bonk them

so this means out of everyone Rémy and Abdul cooks most of the time, Esme tagging along to learn, maybe Cleo sometimes to observe :)

& Helene who usually does the desserts, with María who's job is to sit on the counter and look pretty <3

i love to see it

anyways spillane² verse can coexist in this, Kamille Spillane being Helene's friend/super super generations distant cousin who's living on an appartment next to their building, looking to date one (1) Jian Zhu

anyways that's that for the moment, thank u for reading my clownery and send comments/pms/asks if u have thoughts and suggestions <3

[Part 1] [Part 2]

[leia-imogen]

aaron & the family he's found all by himself; vol. 2 // vol. 1

( ft. short jokes, a belated birthday shopping trip, & an ultra-chaotic winter break )

( for @criswisstuff & anyone who enjoyed the first one <3 )

savannah, who is 5'9, is constantly teasing aaron and cleo for being short. katelyn's good at 5'6, and also a bit impossible to tease bcs she's the actual best, so she gets to escape this

cleo ( 5'2 ) is perfectly delighted to have someone shorter than her for once in her life, even by only 2 inches

aaron: guys, just try and see this from my point of view

sav: [ collapses ]

katelyn: [ crouches down ]

cleo: [ sits cross-legged on floor ]

aaron: dude you're literally 2 inches taller than me

cleo: 2 and a quarter

sav is so smug about this but in a good-natured way, in that she and cleo call aaron "kid" or "kiddo" or "pipsqueak" and he doesn't mind bcs they always say it w such a huge smile and he likes to respond to sav with "how's the weather up there, tall-ass?"

and katelyn thinks it's ridiculously adorable how tiny aaron is and obviously she uses him as an armrest all the time

katelyn, petting aaron's hair: guys guys omg he's like an angsty mini blond kitten and i would kill for him <3

sav, popping up between them: mini-yard :))

before i get super distracted, i just wanna mention that aaron met sav and cleo towards the end of november, so they missed the twin's birthday

but sav still insists that she must take him shopping bcs sure his fashion sense is fine but there's always room for improvement, isn't there, aaron??

he relents, so long as she and cleo and katelyn ( who already gave him a birthday present?? why's she doing this??? ) don't spend too much money

sav drags him all around south carolina to the best thrift stores she can find and cleo and katelyn are amazed that she can get such fantastic deals on the supermodel clothes she wears

fr she's literally a fashion design major ( + minoring in business management ) and she shows up to class in skilfully done drugstore makeup and an absolutely killer outfit for like 15 bucks

she grew up poor, and she's still poor now, even if she ( thankfully ) managed to scrape a cheerleading scholarship

sav, flicking through a rack of dresses labelled $4 apiece: RIP to little miss rich bitch reynolds but i'm different ;)

no hate to allison she's awesome but she grew up in the lap of luxury surrounded by designer brands so she knows NOTHING about thrifting and rationing money in general

oh and sav and allison have kind of a frenemies thing going on bcs they're both fighting for the top spot of their fashion design course

they spend the whole day shopping and aaron ends up with a highly upgraded wardrobe that contains a lot of cute pastel stuff and sav's promise to do his makeup

aaron insists on paying for dinner at the really nice pizza place a short drive from campus even tho they all protest

and andrew knows he's found new friends, but has no idea that it's the vixens and he's dating one of them. nicky does tho, but he's sworn to secrecy

nicky thinks his new clothes are adorable and is stunned when aaron tells him the total cost

"oh my GOD that girl sounds like a genius."

"yeah, her name's sav. you guys,, would get along, i think."

okay now for the winter break part!!

i think that you can get permission to stay at dorms if you're an international student or something??

anyways since sav's super upset bcs her father straight-up told her not to come home bcs he has a new girlfriend ( god i hate sav's father )

katelyn would stay with her, but her dad can finally have her home in new york for christmas and she really doesn't want to miss it

cleo, the only one with a properly functional family, is going back to her big family house and loving parents and grandma and aunt and siblings and cousins. love that for her.

so aaron and sav are stuck at psu for 2 weeks and aaron's surprisingly cool with this. and sav's excited bcs for the first time since her mom died, she can spend her christmas with someone she actually wants around instead of her shitty-ass father and his constant stream of bitchy girlfriends

they spend a lot of time together, stealing food from the athlete's dining hall to make their own weird combos, which usually ends with aaron making something Cool and Interesting and sav gagging and spitting out whatever strange concoction she had previously insisted would taste good

i literally can't bring myself to give a shit about the twinyards' deal bcs andrew literally became best friends with renee?? and hooks up with guys at eden’s??? idk what's going on there but it's like andrew is trying to control aaron's life while he can do whatever he wants??? and honestly wtf????

also let me just make it clear that i ADORE andrew so so much he's one of my favourite comfort characters ever but i'm not gonna make excuses for his shitty behaviour. i fully believe he heals and puts away his pride to apologise to aaron, nicky, and kevin for his treatment of them

that's definitely not to say that aaron's internalised homophobia isn't eww, but with so many important people in his life gay, he makes a huge effort to get over it

so andrew just thinks that aaron is spending a lot of time in the library or out with nicky or something

and when aaron tells sav about this deal, she's kinda horrified, but it's pretty clear to her that aaron so desperately wants to fix his relationship with his brother, and she's not in any place to discourage him, is she?

the only thing she can do is hope that he won't come out all the worse for it

and stare at the boy curled up on the other end of the pale pink sofa cleo's parents had gotten, wonder just how much shit he'd been put through, and decide she was going to be his best friend

aaron's face has gone entirely impassive. sav nudges his fluffy-socked foot with her own, then reaches out to smooth the crease between his eyebrows. "careful, you'll wrinkle your pretty little face."

aaron is very caught off guard by this, and very promptly flushes bright red, which contrasts with the pale teal hoodie he stole from katelyn

"okay, enough talk about depressing crap. wanna go make christmas cookies now?"

"yeah."

so they make christmas cookies. well, it was supposed to be christmas cookies, but it turns into double chocolate fudge cookies somewhere along the line. neither of them knows how

them baking together is the definition of chaos. they're still blasting songs, and sav is singing along terribly

"yOu'Re A mEaN oNe, Mr. GrInCh," while poking aaron's cheek as he tries to mix something. he throws a handful of flour at her. "yOu ReAlLy ArE A hEel."

anyways obviously sav retaliates and that ends in a flour fight. it only stops when aaron deadass cracks an egg on sav's head and she smears chocolate into his hair

she also tries to make him sing along to baby, it's cold outside

"i'Ve GoT tO Go `wAAyyy~" she holds a spatula up to his face

"go away."

they video call katelyn, who takes one look at the mess in the cramped dorm kitchen and sighs so loudly and dramatically that her dad pops in and asks if everything's okay

aaron freezes up at the sight of him and sav quickly turns off the camera, bcs they both want to make good impressions on him, and being covered in various cookie ingredients just won't cut it, ya know?

the cookies turn out delicious and sav sends all their group chat various photos of the process, most of which consist of selfies with her making goofy faces while aaron is simultaneously baking and flipping off the camera

plus a several videos of sav enthusiastically dancing and mouthing the lyrics of, as follows, all i want for christmas is you, let it snow, and santa claus is coming to town and aggressively pointing a spatula at aaron

"c'mon aari, just sing! please??? please???? please you can do it i believe in you!!"

finally he just. gives up. "okay, you know what? fine, i'll sing to ONE and then you will STOP bothering me you insolent dumbass."

sav beams. santa baby starts playing. aaron is very clearly going through five stages of grief in 0.5 seconds

"go on," sav says sweetly as she slides in next to a pouting aaron, "i'll sing with you."

sav slings an arm around his shoulder and sways with him, so it's just her doing that and him grumpily mumbling the lyrics

and when the cookies are cooling down, they start cleaning the kitchen up. aaron rubs some spilled egg yolk into sav's hair but it goes pretty okay otherwise, since they're just listening to more christmas songs and chatting about light stuff, like aaron's biochem course, sav's fashion course, and their dumb classmates

aaron mostly listens tho, and learns that sav kind of hates allison reynolds for giving up her inheritance when she would do ANYTHING for even the tiniest fraction of that money

but she still thinks allison's gorgeous bcs c'mon

and that sav's dream is to one day open her own boutique!!

aaron spends most of the actual christmas day with the monsters at eden's bcs nicky and andrew wanted to

he spent a lot of the time texting on their group chat

doessavvyisgay: so u just go to a nightclub every week??

unaliveme: i mean yeah, i literally worked here for a while. we needed money and nicky was already working 2 jobs night and day

actualblessing: babe ur backstory is so tragic

unaliveme: i'm a fox for a reason ig

cleo.magda: Yes but-

doessavvyisgay renamed this conversation "aaron miniyard support group"

unaliveme: oh ffs

unaliveme: sav subject change go

doessavvyisgay: i'm at the clothes store what should i get?

actualblessing: something pretty :)

doessavvyisgay: sorry, i can't buy the cashier

cleo.magda: Wow.

doessavvyisgay: I DID GET HER NUMBER THO

unaliveme: lmaooo what's her name?

doessavvyisgay: uh

unaliveme: savannah istg u don't even know her name??

actualblessing: s a v

actualblessing: damn u really do be turning on the Charm tho

actualblessing: respect i didn't even talk to aaron till i asked him for notes bcs he has rly pretty notes and also a rly pretty face

actualblessing: and even then i was like :0

unaliveme: IT WAS CUTE I PROMISE

doessavvyisgay: u 2 = the only valid heterosexual couple

actualblessing: rt

unaliveme: oh shit i'm getting super drunk

cleo.magda: Aaron, you drink? That's not legal, get out of there right now. Kids these days-

unaliveme: cleo u have literally seen me get drunk af,, the first time we met,,, and anyways this is how my family bonds ✌🏻

doessavvyisgay: that's. so damn weird kiddo but go off ig

actualblessing: no go find better things to bond about other than alcohol and weird sweaty dancing

cleo.magda: Yeah, go watch some Christmas movies!

unaliveme: nicky makes us watch die hard every year

doessavvyisgay: see u in hell, kiddo ;)

cleo.magda: I meant things like The Polar Express and Home Alone.

actualblessing: merry christmas ya filthy animals!!

doessavvyisgay: merry xmas y'all i'm gonna go to that christmas party bcs i'm super bored

unaliveme: merry christmas mothers and fuckers

cleo.magda: Merry Christmas, you guys!

[cleotildes]

         hiya  ya’ll  !  i’m  ponyo  (  any  pronouns  )  &  this  is  my  kiddo  cleo  !  a  lil  about  me  is  that  i  am  a  pokemon  fanatic  &  i  play  animal  crossing  daily  --  i’ve  also  been  roleplaying  for  a  decade  now  i’m  super  excited  to  be  here  so  if  you’d  like  to  plot  hit  that  like  button  !  fair  warning  there  is  both  a  fire  &  death  tw  

b  a  s  i  c  s

             (  twenty3  ,  ciswoman  ,  she / her  )  ✉ ―  hey  babes  ,  have  you  met  cleotilde  “  cleo  ”  clemmons  ?  they’re  working  here  as  the  events  planner  .  you  might  hear  them  singing  along  to  anxiety  by  julia  michaels  ,  it’s  their  favourite  song  .  yes  ,  they  hear  that  they  look  like  zendaya  a  lot  ,  actually  -  it’s  really  uncanny  .  their  friends  back  home  in  seattle  ,  washington  say  that  if  they  were  on  a  tv  show  ,  their  trope  would  be  mama  bear  ,  how  funny  is  that  ?

s  t  a  t  i  s  t  i  c  s

full  name  ,  nickname(s)  :  cleotilde  cora  clemmons  ,  cleo  /  cece

age  ,  dob  ,  zodiac  :  twenty - three  ,  november  23  ,  sagittarius  

hometown  :  seattle  ,  washington  

gender  ,  pronouns  :  ciswoman  ,  she / her

orientation  :  panromantic  ,  demisexual

occupation  :  events  planner  ,  student

language(s)  spoken  :  english  -  fluent  ,  german  -  intermediate  ,  spanish  -  beginner

b  a  c  k  g  r  o  u  n  d

grew  up  with  her  dad  &  only  her  dad  .  mom  is  100%  out  of  the  picture  

dad  owned  a  book  store  &  the  pair  lived  above  it

her  dad  was  very  open  about  her  standing  her  ground  no  matter  what  &  was  always  supportive  

their  family  was  always  tight  on  money  though  unfortunately  

the  two  of  them  did  learn  taekwondo  together  when  she  was  10

honestly  her  dad  was  her  best  friend  

cleo  grew  up  reading  lots  &  lots  of  books  tho  .  definitely  liked  reading  them  in  coffee  shops

life  as  a  growing  kid  was  nice  ,  her  &  her  dad  did  karaoke  all  the  time  despite  neither  of  them  being  good  at  singing 

her  grades  in  school  were  fine  ,  she  had  a  few  friends  here  &  there  who  came  over  to  hang  out  often  

the  last  year  of  school  for  cleo  was  super  heartbreaking  though

FIRE  &  DEATH  TW  -  one  night  while  visiting  relatives  ,  cleo’s  dad  answered  a  phone  call  of  a  break - in  happening  at  the  bookstore  .  upon  arriving  it  seemed  that  moments  later  the  store  was  set  ablaze  .  two  people  were  declared  dead  by  the  police  .  someone  had  broken  in  &  set  the  store  on  fire  &  couldn’t  get  out  quick  enough  .  cleo’s  father  just  so  happened  to  be  there  at  the  wrong  time  END

it  took  a  really  hard  toll  on  cleotilde  tbh  .  .  .  she  disassociated  herself  with  just  about  everyone  .  she  collected  her  insurance  money  &  ran  off  to  a  job  in  france  to  numb  the  pain  .  

she  didn’t  start  working  at  the  villas  for  a  few  years  after  moving  .  instead  she  held  multiple  jobs  &  weird  places  while  working  towards  her  degree  in  management  .

she’s  honestly  only  been  working  as  an  event  planner  for  a  little  over  half  a  year  

p  e  r  s  o  n  a  l  i  t  y  

def  has  resting  bitch  face

cares  more  for  others  than  herself

#gullible af

mama  bear  aka  “  i’m  a  sweetheart  until  you  fuck  with  someone  i  love  ”

loves  banana  flavored  things  ,  but  doesn’t  like  bananas

both  an  extrovert  &  introvert  ;  depends  on  who  &  where  she  is

doesn’t  believe  in  lying  &  is  a  people  pleaser

honestly  just  a  really  sweet  person  who  can  be  witty  &  sarcastic  too

owns  a  pretty  cat  names  katara  <3

h  a  b  i  t  s

swearing  |  fingernail  chewing  |  slouching  |  slurring  |  drinking  |  smoking  | drugs | impulse  decisions |  obsessive  phone  checking  |  bad  time  management  |  slang  |  poor grammar  |  overworking  |  slacking  off  |  over  sleeping |  under sleeping |  skin picking  |  poor  eye  contact  |  lying | rambling |  skipping  breakfast  |  junk  food  | self  criticism | procrastinating | day  dreaming | forgetful  |  envious  | jealous |  gossiper |  drama  whore |  secret  teller |  skipping  class  |  spitting  |  lip  licking | lip  chewing |  drinking  from  the  carton |  yelling  |  too  much  internet |  poor  hygiene  | impatient  | hot headed  |  biased  |  complaining  |  scab  picking  |  buzzfeed |  cheek  biting  |  teeth  gnashing  |  shoplifting  |  scamming  |  speeding |  hair  pulling |  large  ego  |  exaggerating  |  fidgeting |  free  loading  |  littering  |  one  -  upping  |  whining  |  borrowing  without  returning  |  unnecessary  aggression  |  plagiarism  |  copying  |  glaring  | spacing  out |  ignoring  |  over  critical  |  messy |  hateful  |  overly  prideful   

[serendipityunho]

𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐄𝐙 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧

↳ 𝐦𝐨𝐧��𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐢𝐠𝐡 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬

𝐇𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐣𝐨𝐨𝐧𝐠: 

Holt Hyde

loves music

they have the offstage normie personalities and then the onstage demons

lets be honest, hongjoong with tattoos is fucken hot

𝐒𝐞𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐡𝐰𝐚: 

Ghoulia Yelps

is done with every single person around them

takes matters into their own hands when necessary 

silently j u d g i n g you

𝐘𝐮𝐧𝐡𝐨: 

Cleo De Nile

BAD B I T C H E S 

highclass queens who deserve the world and have people kissing their feet

look at their boyfriend and they won’t hesitate to snap a bitch in half 

𝐘𝐞𝐨𝐬𝐚𝐧𝐠: 

Draculaura 

cute birth marks on their left eye

they may be small but they’re fierce

don’t fuck with them unless you want their friends to jump you

𝐒𝐚𝐧: 

Frankie Stein

they have this energy around them that’s electrifying and you’d want to stay around them for it

they may be nice, but they’re scary when it comes down to drama

friends with everyone because they’re the nicest little beans

𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐢: 

Deuce Gorgan

here for a good time not a long time

their piercing gazes would have you shaking in your seat and possibly kill you

loyal to their one and only queen so do not interact unless you want an early invitation to your own funeral 

𝐖𝐨𝐨𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐠: 

Lagoona Blue

very passionate about their hobbies

supportive mate that motivates you to achieve your goals

they protecc, but they also attacc so don’t mess with them

𝐉𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐡𝐨:

Clawdeen Wolf

very protective of their friends

L O Y A L 

the one everyone is scared of because they can bend a bitch with a blink of an eye

[godlyborn]

!! jordan/lulu, ♣,↕ cleo/beck, ►,☺ chase/ellie, ?? chase/ashton, ♣ ime/ellie, ☼,?? ime/fizz, ► cleo/fizz, and three of ur choice for kerri/parker c:

JORDAN & LULU.

Send me !! for a threatening text

TO [number here]: if u hurt my little sister, i stg i will hurt u. do not be fooled by my fun colored hair and happy attitude. u hurt my family and i will snap u like a twig. she likes u and don’t make her regret it.

CLEO & BECK.

Send me  ♣ for a drunk text (during college days)

TO CLEO: okay okay okay i know it’s late, but i’m at a party and the guys told me i should text you because i’m all stressed about it and shit. i wish things didn’t go down how they did because you didn’t deserve that shit

Send me ↕ for a scared/worried text

TO CLEO [unsent]: i’m scared you’ll hate me forever.

CHASE & ELLIE.

Send me ► for a text not meant for you

TO CHASE: me and jesse are actually getting along and it’s kind of partly because we’re bonding over not liking patrick, and i hate it because i don’t want patrick to be the reason for anything in my life lmaoo TO CHASE: oops my b, that was meant for rory.

Send me ☺ for a loving/affectionate text

TO CHASE: i know i don’t really have to say this because you already know, but it’s like 3am and i’m just thinking about it. you can tell me anything, and always talk too me. i’ll fuck shit up for you if you need me too, i promise.

CHASE & ASHTON.

Send me ?? for a strange/vague text

TO CHASE: we should have a lavender farm at camp.

IME & ELLIE.

Send me  ♣ for a drunk text

TO IME: ias have asdfk jesse

IME & FIZZ.

Send me ☼ for a morning text

TO IME😘😜🤩🤑🔥💖💖: morning bitch, i’m getting coffee for us, latte cool with you? i’ve got some teaaaa to tell you.

Send me ?? for a strange/vague text

TO IME😘😜🤩🤑🔥💖💖: hypothetically, if one wanted to, do you think you could knock someone out with a pointe shoe to the temple?

CLEO & FIZZ.

Send me ► for a text not meant for you

TO CLEO: do you want to test our luck and rob a bank? TO CLEO: shit that was meant for ime TO CLEO: but if you want to join, i wouldn’t be opposed

KERRI & PARKER.

Send me ► for a text not meant for you

TO PARKER: i’ve got something planned for later. i know you’ll like it 😉  TO PARKER: oh my gods TO PARKER: pls ignore that message TO PARKER: it was meant for noah TO PARKER: oh my gods

Send me !! for a threatening text

TO PARKER: PARKER VALENTINE, YOU HIMBIM, I STG IF YOU SEND TAI WHAT I SAID TWO DAYS AGO, YOU’RE GOING TO WAKE UP IN WATER.

Send me ☼ for a morning text

TO PARKER: good monday morning! please don’t get yourself killed by a twelve year old today, pls and thx.

[surejo]

( victoria pedretti, cis woman ) hey ! have you seen JOSEPHINE “JO” CORMAC around ? SHE works at the HOT COCOA STAND at big bear resort, but they must be off their shift by now. well, if you do see them can you let me know ? they’re 24 years old & they’ve been working here for TWO YEARS. they tend to be +OPTIMISTIC & +EMPATHETIC, but can also be -IMPRACTICAL & -PASSIVE. the other employees have labeled them THE IDEALIST. thanks a lot ! ( the few nights the stars can be seen, books worn down by dog-ears and marks left throughout the years, the first crisp breeze of autumn, the duality… of t.s. eliot ) 

OK. a few notes before i get started:

1) i hope everyone loves how i literally j copied my ivan stuff. url format? ‘sure jan’ lives on. theme? too lazy to find a different one that’s easy to work with. luv that for me. 2) speaking of this theme i forget if i addressed this on ivan’s blog but tabbed bullets don’t appear tabbed.... so if anything seems like it doesn’t make total sense.... it is supposed to be tabbed™. 3) get ready for drama!!!!! you may ask yourself “but the app looks so tame! there will be no drama!” but you are wrong........ because she loves cats. the t.s. eliot book......... the musical........ even the movie.

ok jo,, is also a resurrected character,,, hence how i already kno,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, that she loves cats. anyway ! let’s begin ! (listen,,,, the intro format will at least be a little different from ivan’s ok im evolving)

QUICK FACTS:

full name: josephine “jo” rose cormac

date of birth: march 6, 1995

*does not perfectly reflect the below big three zodiac chart because that’s too much math

zodiac big three: pisces sun, gemini moon, cancer rising

gender & pronouns: cis woman & she/her

sexual orientation: bisexual ( preference for women bc we luv that for her but we also luv leaving things open to chemistry )

education: bachelor in english - literature that she is doing nothing with

enneagram: 2w1

mbti: infp

various inspirations: eleanor crain ( the haunting of hill house ), dolores price *as a child and towards the end of the book ( she’s come undone ), fox 8 ( fox 8: a story ), “why try to change me now?” - fiona apple (cover), “be still” - the killers

BACKGROUND INFO:

triggers: verbal/mental/emotional abuse/gaslighting, very slight implication of spousal abuse, brief mention of car accident/death & drowning

( ivan and jo’s breakout pop-punk single: “fuck happy backstories!” stream it on spotify ! )

jo......... was born into the wrong family, let’s get that out of the way.

it was pretty clear she was a ploy to save the marriage of her parents ( who have names: lucy and benjamin, luv that for them ). it didn’t seem like they’d ever picked up a parenting book, gone to a parenting class, rly prepped for being a parent at all...... in their entire lives.

that being said, her mom was actually decent at parenting. her major flaw, though? ok, so you know how kids usually have that one bedtime story that they love and want it to be read to them over and over? well lucy complied ! but y’all wanna know what that book was ?

t.s. eliot’s “old possum’s book of practical cats” whfeiuldjkn

anyway ! when jo was seven, after many failed attempts and simple threats, her mom was finally divorcing benjamin for realz. due to his volatile nature, it was becoming very clear that she was the more fit parent and she almost got sole custody ( the only reason benjamin was motivated for it in the first place was the power so?? )! how exciting!

but the keyword is ‘almost’!

alexa, play ‘my heart will go on’ but the off-tune flute version

just as the proceedings were going through, jo’s mother was hit by a drunk driver on new year’s eve. the car skidded onto some ice, minimal damage done... then the ice broke.

jo and benjamin both devolved after that. jo withdrew more into herself and pretty much coped by..... just reading old possum’s a LOT (hate that for her). all mopey, benjamin became much less outwardly violent. the keyword is ‘outwardly.’

ya, instead of j bein like “i will just chill” he was like “i will just make my rage more subtle because in this house, we love intimidation, manipulation, hostility, the blame game, and gaslighting! uwu” managed to convince jo that her mother’s death was somehow her fault, that he was the only person she could trust, that she will never be able to live without someone else, etc., etc.

a few years in and a cycle of many impromptu sleepovers began. luv that for her. hate that for her, but luv that for her. 

there is a lot i cld talk abt here, but it all seems like it cld j be tl;dr’d as: “basically became the surrogate daughter of a bunch of other people”

as for things that r not tragique™, jo was v much a drifter when it came to friends. managed to make a fair amount bc she does not seem like she will put a tadpole in ur hand like ivan. also j a people-pleaser but that’s starting to get into her personality which is another section.

did go to college. luv that for her. has NO CLUE what she’s going to do with her degree, but she can make some really sick niche william faulkner jokes. 

began seasonally working at big bear during the winter break of her last year in college because bitch needed some money!! wound up loving it and was like “i think,,,, i will continue to do this,,,, the people here,,,, r cul,,,,”

still visits benjamin every once in a while. not a way to say that uwu you should forgive ur abusive parent(s) uwu rather that jo.... still has slight belief in him. just to end on something emo.

THE REST IS HISTORY!!!!

TL;DR:

started life out as a saddie, not a baddie. still not a baddie, but no longer as much of a saddie. loves “cats” and there is no irony to that statement. can make good niche literary jokes, but that’s about it.

PERSONALITY/MISCELLANEOUS INFO:

a child. a literal child. a child to the point that she should have supervision when she goes on grocery trips because she falls for marketing ploys so easily. can’t believe she hasn’t fallen into a pyramid scheme yet.

an absolute dumbass. again, can make some great niche william faulkner jokes, but ask her the order of the planets? “...well mars is somewhere in there.”

unironically LOVES cats - both the musical and movie. thinks jennifer hudson’s grizabella is the best. will start sharing random facts about it or old possum’s book of practical cats if she runs out of things to talk about but feels pressured to keep talking. was broken when she first read a different t.s. eliot poem and realized he was actually super dark. the only thing that got her through it was a comparison to batman :\ bruce wayne is old possum’s, batman is everything else.

to take a brief break from fun personality facts, v down on herself bc benjamin’s words rly!! stuck with her!! convinced she is an absolute idiot and does not trust her own memory. v indecisive bc of this and always longs for someone to help her figure things out. tries to distance herself from memories of her mother because, again, benjamin got to her. her love of cats doesn’t help that, but... can you believe that’s her coping mechanism? makes up for it by giving all of her love 2 everyone else!! we love tragedy!! and needing to go to therapy!!

secretly knows her love of cats is weird and dumb. a part of her knows why it’s considered one of the worst musicals ever. but LISTEN. we luv rly weird coping mechanisms!

big dreamer. will develop the most impractical goals. she usually knows they are impractical, but still..... uwu

has decided everyone is good until proven bad! except for,,,, like,,, murderers and rapists,,,,

is #StraightEdge for the most part,,,, literally has a drink maybe three times per year

says “like” a whole lot for someone who majored in english with a concentration in literature and should therefore be more eloquent.

i am not great at these sections!! feel free 2 j refer to her zodiac, personality tests, and character influences!!

literally fox 8. i put the others there bc she’s similar but wow,,,, if u read fox 8 (it’s a short story i recommend it i luv george saunders u can find a pdf online),,,, she is fox 8. 

here u go here is a sample that doesnt need context: "Fox 4 woslike: No ofense, Fox 8? Your ideas are not super praktikal. Dreem, dreem, dreem, said Fox 11. Fox 41 woslike: Fox 8, does this honestly never get old for you?"

OH ALSO. she has a slet. a cat,,,,, named asparagus,,,, whom she calls “gus”,,,,, and y’all know WHY.

recent development: has downloaded tor so she can get on the dark web. why? because she thinks there will be more funny animal videos on there. is shockingly good at navigating it.

CONNECTION IDEAS:

close friends bc we luv that –– roman (nuanced), aylie (nuanced), hazel (nuanced), cleo (nuanced), vic (nuanced), marco (nuanced)

childhood friends whom she possibly had impromptu sleepovers with bc that is v soft and,,,,, y’all i left the city blank for a reason. –– hazel, marco, 

on that note, the person who was like “wait,,,,,,, u know that book was turned into a musical right,,,,,, like,,,,, a musical literally everyone knows” and shook jo’s world

good influence / bad influence –– cleo, vic, 

~*confidant*~

roommate

exes –– ian,

reciprocated pining

unreciprocated pining

someone..... who has accepted..... that she likes cats.... in a way that is not ironic. will see the movie with her. –– aylie, 

an enemy,,,,,, aka this person was like “cats is literally the worst thing in the entire world” and now they r on jo’s very short hit list –– riley

idk!!! im also obvs up for brainstorming!!! luv that!!!

** descriptive connections page is here ( only people who i’m messaging are on it, but i ?? would love to plot w everyone ?? so don’t make the short list make u think i’m trying 2 limit it 2 these ppl auhfoeidla )

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