#*clown noises*

[tilescel]

YEAH CAN I GET A UHHHH

[thatsbelievable]

[saucytango]

🍖🎪

[bandydear]

Season 6 of House is so funny because it will be like: House and Wilson both try to seduce a hot divorce attorney by pretending to exes, Chase has an existential crisis about the handsome man he keeps seeing in reflective surfaces, Foreman, Taub, and 13 argue about the health benefits of butt-chugging, Cuddy disables a nuclear bomb

[robot-thighs]

what is your most super villain behavior. for me it is getting high and jacking off to mandelbrot fractals

[iamaplantbulb]

Hi! New to clown husbandry but ykw I'm down to CLOWN

Just this morning, I found what I assume is a clown right at my door? (I live on the 8th floor idk how he got up here by himself) Other than the fact that he is SMALL (maybe 1 foot tall??) and alone, he looks otherwise clean and harmless. I opened the door and he waddled on in, and now hes honking at me for something? I don't know what he wants? I personally would LOVE to take him in, but I'm not sure what type of clown he is (and thus what care he needs) or what he's even doing here, can someone pls help?

he looks like this (like a lil ringmaster <3) >>

[miss-rum-hee]

They're finding some interesting ways to talk about Jews without saying it outright.

[eldritchforesthorror]

also bonus shocked tav face :o

i want the volo lobotomy pic to look like a renascence painting

also PLEASE astarion gave me the whole uwu maybe we can sneak away soon

and in my first playthrough it happened at the camp party, but in this one he just that night is like "hey. so sex?" dl;sakd;

Astarion pls

the one picture tavs just a shadow demon but i love that scene so its fine.

also the last picture is guard dog codded

[amberluvsbugs]

AMBERR WELCOME BACK TO THE LAND OF THE CLOWNS!

(its tumblr)

Much appreciated

[thebahwrites]

how it started

how it’s going

[inkiy7]

[bunathebunny]

still blows my mind that touken ranbu is not very popular like outside of japan like??? the game has been around for like 7+ years and is going steady and has like?? last time i checked, three animes, one live-action movie, somewhere around 5 to 8 stageplays and just as many musicals and yet if i mentioned it then people would just go what is that??

to be fair it is, in the lightest most beloved way possible, a PowerPoint game so like yeah maybe there's a reason why it's not popular

[chaosheadspace]

Waves

Square: C3 Free space

Title: Waves

Rating: Explicit

Word Count: 2041

Ship(s): Dream of the Endless/Hob Gadling

Warnings: GRAPHIC CHILDBIRTH

Additional Tags: Dead Dove: Do Not Eat, Childbirth, Pain, Hob gives birth, that's it that's the fic

Summary:

There's no story, just Hob giving birth to a whole other human being and the dissociative state that comes with that.

Let me reitetate: This is 2 k words about what it feels like to give birth. If you ever wondered, this is the fic for you.

@dreamlingbingo

[natsutakashi]

googled a chara’s name just to see if i was spelling it properly and got spoiled of their death <3

[miss-rum-hee]

Seriously, I'm here to read the nastiest smut imaginable, not get a lecture

When I’m reading smut and the author breaks the flow of the story so that the characters can tell us that they have enthusiastic consent it feels exactly like when Dora the Explorer looks directly into the camera and says ‘Seat belts so we can be safe!’ anytime she gets into a motorized vehicle.

[eldritchforesthorror]

oopps