#i love this way too much

[theprinceofdarknesssquad]

Percy: Which one of you was going to tell me that tea tastes different if you put it in hot water??

Nico: Y- you were putting it in cold water??

Jason: Percy. Answer the question, Percy.

Percy: Yeah??? I thought people just put it in hot water to speed up the tea-ification process. didn't realize there was an actual reason.

Percy: Plus you think I have the patience to boil water?

Nico: You don't have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes??

Jason: Why are you putting it in the microwave to boil it?

Nico: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove?

Jason: It takes less than a minute.

Nico: Is your stovetop powered by the fucking sun???

Jason: How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove?

Nico: Like seven minutes??

Frank: Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like 2 minutes... less than that if you use a saucepan!

Jason: Why are you putting the whole mug on the stove?? On medium heat?? Frank? Your stove is enchanted!

Percy: Every single person here is a fucking lunatic.

Leo: Do none of you own a fucking kettle?!

[ebechnasheim]

He’s so into it! He’s enjoying it so much I’m in tears!

source

[my-rose-tinted-glasses]

[a-special-ship-safe-space]

SORRY I JUST-

They deal with these things way to often.. (the silly meme under read more that made me wanna do this)

[theprinceofdarknesssquad]

Imagine :

Nico di Angelo and Will Solace adopting an orphan.

[o0kawaii0o]

no mercy 😭

[kuro-is-doodlin]

HOLY SHI-

WAH!

WHAT!!

This is so damn amazing, it's so cool, looks so tasty augh! I want to steal your art juice so bad, damn.

I want it back = I drag its dead weight forward

[esserisupremi-a]

“90’s dance party!”

“Come on, Elena, shake ya groove thang!”

“ Whoooo!” Elena howled in excitement .  Loving her bestfriends energy, Elena wasted no time vibing from it and joining her. Turning her cap side ways, she held firmly onto her coffee while dancing to  the rhythm of the music and singing along, because who didn’t know the lyrics to this classic of a hit? 

[inkskinned]

probably time for this story i guess but when i was a kid there was a summer that my brother was really into making smoothies and milkshakes. part of this was that we didn't have AC and couldn't afford to run fans all day so it was kind of important to get good at making Cool Down Concoctions.

we also had a patch of mint, and he had two impressionable little sisters who had the attitude of "fuck it, might as well."

at one point, for fun, this 16 year old boy with a dream in his eye and scientific fervor in heart just wanted to see how far one could push the idea of "vanilla mint smoothie". how much vanilla extract and how much mint can go into a blender before it truly is inedible.

the answer is 3 cups of vanilla extract, 1/2 cup milk alternative, and about 50 sprigs (not leaves, whole spring) of mint. add ice and the courage of a child. idk, it was summer and we were bored.

the word i would use to describe the feeling of drinking it would maybe be "violent" or perhaps, like. "triangular." my nose felt pristine. inhaling following the first sip was like trying to sculpt a new face. i was ensconced in a mesh of horror. it was something beyond taste. for years after, i assumed those commercials that said "this is how it feels to chew five gum" were referencing the exact experience of this singular viscous smoothie.

what's worse is that we knew our mother would hate that we wasted so much vanilla extract. so we had to make it worth it. we had to actually finish the drink. it wasn't "wasting" it if we actually drank it, right? we huddled around outside in the blistering sun, gagging and passing around a single green potion, shivering with disgust. each sip was transcendent, but in a sort of non-euclidean way. i think this is where i lost my binary gender. it eroded certain parts of me in an acidic gut ecology collapse.

here's the thing about love and trust: the next day my brother made a different shake, and i drank it without complaint. it's been like 15 years. he's now a genuinely skilled cook. sometimes one of the three of us will fuck up in the kitchen or find something horrible or make a terrible smoothie mistake and then we pass it to each other, single potion bottle, and we say try it it's delicious. it always smells disgusting. and then, cerimonious, we drink it together. because that's what family does.

[egophiliac]

buckle up lads we're going BACK INTO THE BOOK

[chessalein]

Never did. Never will.

I mean.....

[dapper-lil-arts]

If Fluttershy had Whatsapp 🤣🤣🤣

[erabu-san]

I enjoyed every second of this quest

[This art has platonic intention. Thank you for not tag ship!]

[hinamie]

corvidae

[bellisima-writes]

omg the baby snekkkkk I cannot.

🐍✨

[sunnibits]

so how about part 41 huh