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James during the Emma fight: that’s ridiculous babe me and regulus are just friends
Emma’s POV:
!!!!!!!1111!!!!11!!!11!!!!1!!!!!!111!!!!!
BABE I'M ACTUALLY SCREAMING MY FRIEND GOT SO WORRIED FOR A SEC BC I STARTED TO YELL AND SOB AND MAKE VERY INHUMAN NOISES
THIS IS . PERFECT AND SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL AND EXACTLY HOW I PICTURED IT . U DRAW THEM SO WELL I !!!! CAN'T BELIEVE U ACTUALLY MADE ME NOTHING HAPPENS JEGGY FANART THERE ARE ACTUAL TEARS IN MY EYES
I'M IN LOVE AND FEELING SO FUCKING GRATEFUL UR TOO SWEET TO ME I NEED TO HANG THIS EVERYWHERE AND TATTOO IT INSIDE MY EYELIDS PLEASEEEEE IM GOING INSANE
#kissing u kissing u KISSING U#ur so fucking talented#and the fact that u keep blessing me with ur art#oh ur spoiling me#AND NOTHING HAPPENS JEGULUS TOO IM SO !!!!!#this is so very Special to me#i swear#i'm getting so emotional#i love this so fucking much i swear#GOD THIS IS EVERYTHING#LOOK AT THEM BEING SUPER PLATONIC BESTIES (lmao)#(they were making out 2 min ago)#(james had his hand down reg's pants)#I ADORE THEM AND I ADORE U#asks#yipyap tag#yipyap's art#fic series: nothing happens#nothing happens fanart#can't believe im creating a tag THIS IS A DREAM COME TRUE
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HAPPY GAY MONTH
#i drew this SO FAST#i love this meme so fucking much i swear iujhYGYHUJ#cult of the lamb#cotl#cult of the lamb fanart#honk doodles#/trambs#cotl narinder#cotl lamb
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Unpleasant Revelations - DPxDC Ficlet Idea for the Stillborn Au
"Have you met my youngest, Damian, Mr. Masters?"
Its only from twenty years of long, hard experience and practice that Vlad doesn't increase the room temperature from 'borderline uncomfortably cool' to 'unbearably hot' the moment Bruce Wayne pulls his youngest and "only" biological son out in front of him.
He puts only in quotations because twelve year old Damian Wayne looks scarily, uncannily like one Daniel Brown. Jack and Maddie's foster son, second victim of their foolishness, and only other halfa in existence. Second only to him.
It's nauseating how similar they look. From the scowl and terrible glare on the young boy's face, to his brown skin -- which was only a few shades lighter than Daniel's, the shape of his nose, and even the strange winged edge of his eyebrow. Something that Vlad has long since come to find endearing on the child he considered a son of his own. The only difference was that Damian had dark, sharp green eyes.
Daniel's eyes were blue. The same glacier shade as his father's, who stood behind Damian with a proud, oafish smile on his visage.
It was infuriating how similar they look. Vlad might not have rapidly swung the room temperature from one extreme to the other, but he can't stop himself from letting the fury burning within his core from slipping out and raising the temperature up a few degrees.
Because it really only meant one thing.
Damian Wayne and Daniel Brown were related.
Damian Wayne and Daniel Brown were brothers.
Standing in front of him, it was clear as day. He can already picture a phantom image of Daniel standing beside Damian, the same scowl written on his face, the same glare carved into his eyes. The only difference being the dark, exhausted circles beneath them that seemed to be permanently painted onto his skin. The only thing missing being the permanent loneliness and vigilance permeating his being like a scar.
This, if revealed, would be enough to ruin Bruce Wayne's reputation. Or, at the very least, darken it quite a bit. The great philanthropist Bruce Wayne with another secret blood child? One related to his youngest? One that had been put into foster care? Seemingly thrown away?
It would be a firestorm.
One that Vlad is not keen on starting.
It would ruin Bruce Wayne's reputation, yes. But it would hurt Daniel in the process -- the harassment he would face alone might just be enough to break that fragile child completely. That was just not something he could allow. Or, even worse, bring him into his biological father's care and custody -- something Vlad was even less willing to allow.
It's not out of kindness to Wayne that Vlad will keep mum about this.
His grip on his champagne flute tightens, just a bit. He's still aware enough of the world around him to not let it shatter in his hands. His plastered, pleasant smile tightens around the corners, and he forces his focus to slide from Damian to Wayne.
"The resemblance is uncanny, Mister Wayne." He says, slanting his smile to the side slyly. Although he's not talking about the resemblance between Wayne and his son. Rage simmers beneath his skin, burning coal and embers in the core of his chest, nestled between his lungs, as he meets the man's eyes.
Wayne swaggles his head proudly, his ditzy smile widening as he squeezes his son's shoulder affectionately. Bastard, Vlad wants to spit.
He breathes in through his nose, and exhales out through his mouth. The champagne in his hand cools, and stops its unusual bubbling.
The Damian boy scoffs under his breath, his mouth still coiled upward into a scowl. With the revelation of his blood relation to Daniel evident, Vlad's not sure if he should find it endearing or not.
He is not Daniel, so he decides that it's just simply irritating. He decides to ignore it.
"And you said he was your only biological son?" He asks, voice lilting and head tilting. He knows its a suspicious question at worst, insulting at best. But considering Wayne's past proclivities, he can hardly call it an unexpected question.
Damian puffs in great offense, face twisting angrily. It reminds him of Daniel when Vlad insisted that he was wrong about something or other, and for a moment his heart swells, fond.
But this is not his child, and so the feeling quickly crashes and burns, simmering back into rage. This was not Daniel -- this was his replacement. A replacement that Wayne was free to keep.
Wayne chuckles, idiotically, as if he'd said some funny joke. Vlad's other hand, the one gripping his cane -- something he's required ever since he was dispatched from the hospital all those lonely years ago -- tightens instead. He grinds his teeth -- him and Jack Fenton would get along like a house on fire, he hates it.
"I can understand why you'd ask that, Mister Masters," Wayne says, squeezing Damian's shoulder again, "but yes, Damian is my only biological son. Although that doesn't mean I don't love my other children any less."
Bastard.
For all his posturing and flouncing about caring for his city and his children, Vlad never would have thought the Prince of Gotham capable of abandoning one of them.
But, well.
They all have their dark secrets.
And what one man throws away, another man picks up. If Bruce Wayne didn't want the treasure child that was Daniel Brown, then Vlad Masters was more than happy to take him instead.
"I see."
#dpxdc#danny fenton is not the ghost king#dp x dc#dpxdc crossover#dp x dc crossover#dpxdc au#danyal al ghul au#dpxdc ficlet#dpxdc fanfic#i was hit with this idea two hours ago and was hit with the intrinsic need to write it down#parental vlad masters#protective vlad masters#vlad is currently going 'OH? OH YOU ABANDON AND REPLACE **MY** SON??? MURDER. DEATH. BEES UPON YOUR FAMILY'#but he's also still like. evil. much less of a creep! but evil. so he comes off a bit possessive. which was intentional.#vlad's reaction is kinda valid if it was accurate and bruce DID willingly and knowingly abandon danny. except he didn't. he has no idea#danny is even alive. vlad doesn't know that tho. we all love a good reasonable misunderstanding :]#hc that vlad needs a cane as a human because the ecto-acne that killed him fucked his nerves up a bit as a result and now he's got a bad le#and is also immunocompromised. which had a slight hand in his 20 year isolation thing.#stillborn? no still born au#stillborn danny au#stillborn danny#vlad masters#this may or may not be canon to the au im still thinking about it#vlad acknowledges that danny is formiddable but he's also not wrong that a media shitstorm like that would hurt him considerably.#diamonds are the toughest known material to man and yet it still shatters like glass when put under pressure. vlad's right he's fragile#ummm anyways yeah Vlad finds out first and promptly decides to go 'oh okay so fuck you personally actually. keep your replacement child'#he has No Plans on telling Danny what he learned mostly for the obvious selfish reasons and also bc yeah. this is gonna hurt danny#ITS NOT FUN IF IT ISNT A LITTLE TOXIIIIC#i absolutely know that vlad only swears in deserts which is why its important that i have him call bruce wayne a bastard directly.
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Spend the last week obsessing over moon spirit Sokka aus and ALSO working on my own designs cuz that’s just how I have fun soo LOOK AT MY BABY
+ some other doodles
#atla#sokka#avatar the last airbender#moon spirit sokka#princess yue#zuko#atla fanart#katara#dude I’m going crazy over this I swear#my brain keeps supplying me with outfit ideas and no fucking plot AAAAAA#I want to write a fic so bad but I have no idea how#so yea idk#im very open to ideas btw …#might post the whole outfit once I’m done w it#toph beifong#did I mention how much I love water tribe colors?#crimsonconstlart
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disco dudes
#garte is there because i fucking love him#and by extension his face#also i swear to god i will make more disco art#you just have to shake me by the shoulders and scream STOP DRAWING SUCCESSION SO YOU CAN DRAW DE#also also. for once the texture on this is physical and not an overlay lol#cuz this is just pen and ink that i turned the brightness way down on the scan#anyways Oh My God i love de so much i hope im not posting this at a horrible hour + i hope ppl see#i love them soooooooo so so so so much#i adore these men#KIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#art#traditional art#ink#inking#ink art#pen and ink#tried to recede their hairlines. i tried#salutes u#harrier du bois#harry du bois#kim kitsuragi#jean vicquemare#lawrence garte#disco elysium#de#disco elysium fanart#fanart
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So I noticed something about Stolas crying and it broke my heart so I'm inflicting it upon you lot too.
Whenever Stolas really breaks down into full emotional tears, he clutches at his arms.
He folds his arms across himself and holds onto his arms or his shoulders so tightly and I'm...
He's hugging himself.
He's hugging himself because no one else will hug him.
And what kills me in Apology Tour is that Blitzø really wants to reach across and put a hand on his shoulder, but he doesn't. And literally the only thing Stolas has ever wanted is to be held. And I'm so extremely not ok about it!
This is such a beautiful little character detail and it has fully broken my heart.
SOMEONE HUG THIS SWEET TRAUMATISED GAY ASS OWL NOW!!!
#i swear to god#these gays are going to be the death of me#helluva boss#helluva boss apology tour#stolas#stolas goetia#i love this sweet bean so fucking much
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world's most annoying man is not allowed outside due to his inability to shut up
#AYYYY LIGHTS OUT IS BACK BABEY LETS GO#howdy is Suffering in this au ive come to realize#more so than i previously thought!#he's cooped up in a slightly too small shell of a building#rarely allowed outside bc hes too noisy </3#mans is desperately Understimmed#wally isnt trying to be harsh hes just asking an honest & earnest question <3#i have another scribble floating around somewhere of wally putting his hand over howdy's mouth and saying Hush#i think its a funny running joke. everyone is constantly like 'howdy please for the love of fuck. shut up'#he strikes me as the type to talk when nervous. and bored. and excited. hes a talker tell me im wrong#scribble salad#wh lights out au#welcome home au#hes BORED hes with the (objectively) Unfunniest neighbors hes BORED did i mention hes BORED#howdy: *stuffing pouring out of him after getting maimed* this is actually much better than being in the post office#frank: we're going to put you on a leash i swear to fucking god
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Where did we go? What did we do? I think we made something...entirely new....
some closeups under cut :)
and here's the first image w/out text :)
im normal. su makes me feel so normal
#su#steven universe#sapphire#ruby#su ruby#su sapphire#sapphire su#ruby su#FUCK FUCK FUCK OHHHGHGH MY GODDD THIS SCENE HAS BEEN IN MY HEAD FOFR DAAAAAAAAYYYYS#GOD HELPPPP OUGOGOHGGHOG#THE FIRST ONE TOOK SO LONG. I SWEAR#THE GROUND WAS SO HARD 😭😭#SORRY 2 THE PPL I IGNORED WHILE WORKING ON THIS I WAS IN THE ZONE#spacie scribbles#OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH IM#FINALLY DONE#SO PROUD OF THIS TEEBEEACHE#rupphire#THIS SONG IS SO BEAUTIFUL I COULD CRYYYY#GOD I LOVE THEM SO MUCH
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this man is just doing his best to keep it together rn
#genshin impact#my art#kaveh#i Want to grind and gnahs kaveh between my teeth i love him so much#congrats to kaveh for being the most beautiful man in teyvat actually#(i swear if i get baizhu before him i will sob and cry and curl up into a little ball. that is a Threat)#also so sorry for disappearing for like a month *jazz hands* finals#i love my major i just hate how fucked the group project system we have goin on is#i’m gonna be buried in that fucking studio at this rate
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My. Heart.
*DIES OF ROMANCE OVERLOAD*
#HEY HEY HEY!!!#MOTHZILLA NATION RISE UP!!!!#THIS IS WHERE I FUCKING CRIED IN JOY I SWEAR I LOVE THIS SCENE SO MUCH#GODZILLA LOOKING DOWN AT HIS WIFE AFTER 5 YEARS OF ABSENCE#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!#TYSM ADAM WINGARD FOR BRINGING MY QUEEN!!!#LOOK AT OUR BOY SMILING#LONG LIVE THE KING AND QUEEN#godzilla#mothra#mothzilla#mosugoji#godzilla x mothra#jia andrews#monsterverse#kaiju#godzilla x kong: the new empire#gxk#gxk: the new empire#gifs#fyp#fypシ
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Tempted to write a replaced au twst fic where Yuu (or alternatively, I'll use my Yuu, Riyuu, who is basically who I'm writing this for) used to be the cutest girl around, the cheery one who's always around everyone, the one you can't seem to dislike even if your crush falls for her because she earnestly says sorry (even though it's not her fault) and will always help you out if you need her back in her old school. But one day, a new girl comes around and her whole reputation got destroyed. She helps the new girl adjust, tells her all the rumours and introduces her to all the popular kids. But the girl ends up backstabbing her, telling the popular girls rumours about how she intentionally plays up the act to steal their crushes to her, and lies to the boys, telling them she's just playing with their hearts and that she's a horrible person.
Yuu ends up alone and excluded, being seen as "annoying" and only having a few close friends who doesn't really interact with her in public in fear of their reputation being ruined. She ends up miserable at school, and wishes to not go anymore. But one day comes a saving grace, she gets whisked by a mysterious black carriage into Twisted Wonderland, or more specifically, Night Raven College. She doesn't mind working if it meant she doesn't have to deal with her old school, there was still 1 and a half years left of school and she doesn't want to deal with all ghe group projects to be assigned that will inevitably end with everyone not wanting to team up with her. Plus, as annoying Grim is, he's like the animal friend all of the anime and storybook protagonists she knows has, and she doesn't mind him too much.
Some things did change after she and Grim got officially enrolled, but she had no problem adapting to the social expectations of the world, part time jobs with Sam -- and occasionally the canteen -- paid enough to get her tools for cooking basic but delicious food, and new friends without the weight of her past helped her get settled comfortably.
The existence of Overblots stunned her for a bit, but a peek into Riddle and Leona's memories helped her understand the concept, even if just a little. However, things began to change eerily simlarly to her old school when a new girl comes, also in a similar position to her, getting transported to a new, unfamilliar world, and seemingly hailing from a similar world to the Earth she knows. She warmly welcomes her, eager to finally befriend another girl, but it seems that the girl does not share the same enthusiasm.
The girl only barely responds to Yuu's attempts at forming a friendship, and always seems to talk her in a condescending way, and often dismisses her, and especially so whenever there are any boys around.
Yuu will not deny any statements claiming she's an attention seeker or that she plays up her sweet innocent girl act, but she knows to never, ever sacrifice a bystander for it. But if someone insists on war with her... well that's another, different story. She's learnt her lesson of being overly optimistic, and she will not make the same mistake twice. She will not let her make her life a living hell more than it already is with Crowley's irresponsibleness.
Aaand thus begins the story. Or well, however you wanna continue it. I'm honestly in favour of most Housewardens (Kalim, Vil, and Idia in particular. I'll put my reasoning in a few paragraphs down) Adeuce, Tweels, and Ortho for team Yuu. Why?
Well, first of all, Adeuce. This is mostly because the duo is like. with Yuu since Day 1, as much of a bitch as Ace is, I think those two are the most likely to trust and know Yuu well enough to not believe the lies R (< Replacer) tells. Especially Deuce, he doesn't want to betray a friend he knew for quite a while, that would not be very honor student-like of him!! And she helped him out in a lot of situations too! He doesn't want to hurt you after all the trouble you go through to help him, and also knowing how horrible your living conditions are. Ace would most likely give in to peer pressure if the student body is overwhelmingly in favour of R, but as of now, he maybe enjoys your company just a bit more than R. Just a bit, promise.
Tweels I feel like is self-explanatory. Those two are perceptive as fuck istg it scares me. Jade especially. I feel like the two would just toy with R for a bit despite her facade and lies before dropping her after she bothers them for attention and favours one too many times.
(Ortho ties in with Idia so I'll explain him in Idia's paragraph)
Kalim is actually very emotionally intelligent. He can come off annoying and stupid, but from all the scenes I see of him, he's actually really good at dealing with people. Have you seen how he deals with the Scarabia residents after Jamil's OB??? The way he phrases his sentences?? He didn't force or even plead with them to forgive Jamil, he simply asks them to wait before making permanent judgements, and I think he's gonna be uncomfy with how condescendingly R talks to Yuu, and even if he's used to people going after him for money, I feel like R mostly eyeing him for money and how she "secretly" sighs in annoyance everytime she goes out of the party for a "bathroom break" will only solidify his dislike/discomfort, even if he doesn't show it.
Vil is also kind of self-explanatory if you read into his character and not just the shell the official English localization makes for him. (I could rant for hours about how the official tl portrays his character istg. He's hardworking and he actually didn't attempt to poison Neige out of pure jealousy, he did it because he felt like all his efforts to be beautiful will never be able to surpass Neige, who, in his eyes, always seemed to be innocent and naturally beautiful. He feels like the villain in Neige's story. He feels like he is reduced to what he often plays as, a snobbish, overconfident villain obsessed with overthrowing the hero. And because of it, it became a twisted self-fulfilling prophecy, pushing him to, in a fit of despair, be that same villain everyone sees him as.) I really don't think he will take well to R's condescension to Yuu, who genuinely wants to befriend R. (I actually have a whole thing in my head where Yuu and Vil occasionally have sleepovers where they do skincare together after the whole VDC thing happened. I feel like this is also a "vent sesh" of sorts for the both of them, just to air out their grievances without much seriousness, and I think Yuu would admit to wanting a fellow girl in the school that she could befriend, since no matter what, being the only girl can be exhausting.) Ik Vil's not a girl but he is such a girls' girl istg.
Idia... this mostly ties into Ortho and The STYX Incident, but like,, I think we can all agree on this one,, Idia is smart and capital V Very pessimistic. Would you rather trust the girl you've known for a while, who saw your memories, who helped you in awkward social situations when she can and is besties with your brother or some random new girl who trash talks said girl behind her back? The former, right? Plus, even if Yuu did only hang out with him and his brother because she likes to secretly laugh at him behind his back, there's mo guarantee R wouldn't do the same, given his experience. And he would rather have someone who actively helps him and his brother out than someone who wouldn't.
I didn't put Malleus in because of how canon him actually treats Yuu. I feel like the fandom kind of put on rose-tinted glasses on with his character, and kind of ignored some things like, idk... him just leaving them to fend for themselves homeless during Octavinelle... maybe he thought Crowley would offer them a place to stay but like... I'm still bothered by how didn't atleast offer a spare room in Diasomnia. He's a housewarden goddamnit. He's not as distant or scary as the rumours say but like. still rubbed me the wrong way.
Anyways I don't think my attention span will let me write it to completion so if anyone likes this and wants to write it feel free. Pls tag me if you do tho. I would love to read it :3
#was listening to all eyes on me while writing this btw#You can also insert an Obey Me crossover with Replaced AU on that end that also ended horribly#“First' the worst; maybe third's the charm!”#I don't play Obey Me though so I can't rlly construct the narrative for that one#Also I don't hate Malleus nor Malleyuu I swear#I just think we're a bit biased with his actions sometimes...#Anyways if anyone wants to just ditch the school for RSA#Valid. You're 100% valid#I just got attached to Adeuce Kalim and Vil lol#I would just run to RSA if I ever get the chance tho#Fuck Crowley noone likes Crowley 🙂😇#twisted wonderland#twst#Do I tag twst x reader???#fuck it why not it's literally based on an entire angst au anyways#twst x reader#twisted wonderland x reader#replaced au#twst replaced au#twisted wonderland replaced au#okay enough tags I'm tired#I'm not gonna tag the specific characters mentioned#I'm too tired and I don't wanna :3#Also R is used for Replacer for this entire thing sorry#I haven't played twst for a long; looooong while but I like some of the boys too much to let go [sigh]#Also just bc it's fun to think about#Waiting for Limbus or HSR to get updated so take some twst brainrot in the meantime#I love Villainess manhwas#Ofc I would love Replaced AUs
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im just imagining nandermo in a very enclosed space like for some reason they gotta be chest to chest pushed up against a wall and its awkward for a moment but then nandors eyes are just boring into guillermos and guillermo has that uncertain but unwavering stare too, and is this what is gonna take for them to kiss?
#at this point im just running all scenarios in my mind and spilling all my thoughts about them into the ether#i swear i am not fine#they kiss nandor blurts out i love you please dont ever leave me please dont die#and they share their feelings while kissing and bang against that very wall while telling the other how much they mean to them#nandor expecially is a flood of YOURE SO AMAZING GUILLERMO I LOVE YOU PLEASE DONT LEAVE ME PRAISE PRAISE PRAISE PRAISE#im going INSANE over them hahahaha#guillermo is too stunned and enjoying the physical sensation to be so close to nandor and to see nandor be so vulnerable#nandermo#wwdits#what we do in the shadows#atp im just saying whatever insane shit is passing through my head at any given moment. but thats what tumblr is for basically you will#forgive me about it. i just am a very physical person and i think a physical moment is always very good to unfuck a totally fucked dynamic#like talking of course would be preferrable but these two have so much shit under the bridge#that theyre sort of stuck in this ‘the love is requited they are just idiots’ cycle#annnnyway#bye#some messy liveblog tag#comment#*
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I’m just very obsessed with the idea that mihawk is useless in a weapon less fight like he cannot throw a punch or get out of a pin to save his life like one he can’t kick he’s done out for the count, and this is why Shanks ends most of their duels this way. Because he’s a filthy cheater and Mihawk is even worse off because it’s Shanks pining him and he has eaten a lot of dirt.
Shanks decides to teach him the art of fighting dirty cause he’s nice that way but also let’s just say that Shanks likes being in a pin a little too much
#the first time mihawk pins him straddling his hips he smiles shanks looks up and swears he sees god#but yeah this position definitely escalated things a lot of times#Shanks is playing 3-d chess on how to get laid#I love the idea of especially when they were much younger and mihawk was marginally less serious a lot#their duels ended with them wresting in the dirt#and because I cannot for the life of me imagine Mihawk throwing a punch I’m just going to assume he was hilariously bad at this as well#like he’s not terrible at wresting but once you have him pinned no weapon in hand that’s it he’s done#but even with like a pen he would fucking take your light out#this is the only thing they do where Shanjs can really win and Mihawk hates it (so he claims the full body blush says otherwise)#one piece#throwing thoughts to the void#dracule mihawk#op#hawkeye mihawk#mishanks#akagami no shanks#shanks#red haired shanks#akataka#mihawk x shanks
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I NEED TO MAKE OUTTTTTTT IM DELIRIOUS I NEED A BOYS MOUTH ON MINE I NEED TONGUE IN MY MOUTH I NEED TO BE LICKING INTO A BOYS MOUTH
#its been less than 36 hours and im a man starved#next time my fwb comes over im fucking jumping him i swear to god#i fuckinh love kissing so much#mine
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Best book ever written, nothing will ever be funnier than this, Jane Austen I love you more than anyone else in the world <3
#Mr. knightley i love you so much#also Mr. knightley is so in love with Emma#it’s so cute#he can hardly help from smiling even when she’s making fun of him#thank goodness Mrs. Elton was there#I really can’t blame him#she’s like a combination of all my most obnoxious family members#I swear to god if she brings up that god damn barouche-landau again#and mother fucking maple grove#anyway where was i#Jane Austen literary & comedic genius everybody#i love her so muuuuuch#emma#jane austen#books
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John: hey arthur there’s a poster over there for a film. It looks pretty good. We should go see it!
Arthur: no
John: I fucking knew you always hated me you selfish piece of shit. I hope you starve to death. I hope everything goes horribly fucking wrong for you. How fucking dare you treat me like a prisoner. I hope you never have anything good happen to you ever again. Whore.
#john malevolent#malevolent#malevolent spoilers#malevolent part 29#malevolent 29#listen I know this is the second post I’ve made about this scene but I swear to you I was rolling on my bed dying of laughter#I straight up had to PAUSE THE PODCAST#fuck they’re really an old married couple I love them so much
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