#i love this man i want to strangle him

[nixnmatch]

hmmmm....equinox time.

hello, Tyler Regulor my beloavthed

[teddybeartoji]

MORE ROOMIE GOJO !!!

ROOMIE GOJOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he loves feeding you. he always offers you a bite of whatever he's eating - no matter whether it's a proper meal or just some kind of a snack or a treat, he's giving you a bite. and he will always FEED it, okay? he refuses to let you do it yourself, he always goes 'say aaaah' with a stupid smile on his face and he probably does that 'here comes the airplane' thing too lmao he's kind of ridiculous (i'm in love with him). if it's some kind of a bar he's eating, he'll just hold it to your mouth and watch you take the bite and if it's a piece of candy, he wants to put it in your mouth himself. it's a weird kind of intimacy, but then again, it's not like he's ever known a normal kind of it anyway.

[drabbles-of-writing]

I was asked for more Golden Guard ghost memes, and so I share more

the Guards have never met Evelyn because ghost reasons but I know in my heart that any time they see one of the living grimwalkers get a crush they just do a peace sign to the heavens like "still living on, Evelyn!" and Caleb always looks like some mix of confused, offended, and mildly touched. 1, 2, 4, 5, 6

[blindmagdalena]

really obsessed with soulmate au’s recently and it got me thinking… what if john’s soulmate was part of the boys? a girl trying to kill him with an entire group of people also trying to kill him… and he’s fated to her? could picture him finding out and just putting his hands on his hips while turning his back to her and doing that click chuckle thing. just in utter disbelief but it is definitely on track for fate’s little play with him and his life lolol

Oohhh, you know, I've never played much with the soulmate au concept, but this struck me just right because I can so clearly see the slow, building meltdown that strikes him when that reveal drops.

The mirthless laugh, shaking his head, the hapless gesture to the ceiling before his hands drop. "Of course. Of course it's you. Why wouldn't it be? I mean—Christ, it makes sense, doesn't it? Every single person who was supposed to love me has-has fucked it, so why—" he keeps cutting into this escalating, unsettling laughter. There's nothing funny about it: you're sure that you're watching someone lose the last shred of their sanity in real time. "Why would my 'soulmate'-", he says, miming big, dramatic quotation marks. "-be any different?" That manic grin has shifted into tight baring of his teeth, a vicious sneer. He closes in on you, stands so near you can feel the heat of his breath when he hisses, "I should put you in the fucking dirt with the rest of them."

It should be terrifying, but it's hard to focus on anything other than the glassiness of his eyes. The sheer devastating heartbreak of it all, telegraphed clear as day in the way he carries himself. His eyes flare red, sizzling up the tears before they can fall. "And then you really will be all alone," you say. Maybe it's the hopelessness of the moment, maybe it's the shock of learning for yourself that he's supposed to be your one and only, but you feel numb. Frayed in a way you didn't know you could be. The crimson light of his eyes disappears in an instant, revealing surprise, followed by a wounded kind of look, before that familiar seething rage returns. "We'll see about that."

[bumblingbabooshka]

Tuvok & Janeway both strike me as people who insist they aren't rich* but then they bring up a summer house or something in casual conversation *note: I'm aware that Star Trek humans live in a post-scarcity world with no money but still. I can't help but see the truth and the truth is that Janeway's fridge had an ice dispenser.

[ohhcinnybuns]

I need to get this out of my head

Have you watched kaguya sama love is war and if you haven't watch it but if you have then do listen to this

Kaguya sama love is war style soukoku where they try to get the other to confess first

Kaguya-sama: Love is War but SKK Gakuen would be such a great AU! The potential to write them in the most idiotic scenes with two geniuses that seem to share one singular brain cell with each other and trying to get the other to confess? Lol, I LOVE IT! I can imagine them staring each other down with straight faces, but inside, they are thinking about pining each other down in show of dominance 😭 because let’s be real, neither would allow the other to have control over them.

And every time they encounter each other, it’s always a who’s going to get hooked first.

I’ve got a little something for you to read. 👀 ✨

Today, Dazai, Atsushi, Akutagawa, and Chuuya eat lunch together at a picnic table. Dazai and Chuuya’s battle has been silent for a while, but today, Dazai has decided to stir things up. He’s getting a little tired of seeing Chuuya get hit on by every girl and guy in their classroom and watching how others playfully touch his arm or lean against him when they are holding a conversation is driving Dazai mad.

It's painfully obvious that Chuuya is not romantically interested in them. So, he will make Chuuya realize what he could potentially lose.

“Ah, Atsushi-kun, did I tell you I got a new phone the other day? My last phone fell into the school’s fountain, and I was finally able to replace it with a free upgrade!”

“That’s because you decided to submerge your body with the phone in your pocket to take back the coin you threw into the school’s fountain. Remember that?”

Dazai giggles, and Atsushi can’t help but grin at his senpai’s gremlin shenanigans with him. “Has your wish come true yet, Dazai-san?”

“You made a wish?” Chuuya speaks up absentmindedly but it was too late. He couldn’t take it back.

Dazai glances at Chuuya, who has stopped eating, paying close attention with a raised eyebrow and a skeptical look. Dazai rests his head on his hand, a challenging provocation to test the waters.

“Not exactly, but if you want to know what my wish is, I can tell you in secret, Atsushi-kun.”

“R-Really? Oh! Does it have to do with… l-love?” Atsushi tries not to blush at the last bit.

Chuuya ‘hmphs’ out loud with a roll of his eyes. Of course the suicidal maniac wouldn’t directly answer him. “If you’re going to talk about something dumb, then atleast share it with the rest of the table.”

“My, Chuuya! I didn’t think you would care,” Dazai says with pep in his voice. There it was. The snare and reel.

Chuuya’s eyes widen and his breath hitches. The sly fox had him right where he wanted him. Chuuya translated the words in his mind.

“My, Chuuya! I didn’t think you would care about my love life like that. It almost sounds like you are a little jealous and want to know more about me.”

Chuuya was not going to get caught in Dazai’s playful clutches today. He glances at Dazai with a piercing glare while Akutagawa continues to eat his lunch, peacefully, but occasionally giving boba eyes to Chuuya.

“I don’t care, but I don’t see why it has to be a secret unless it involves someone at this table.” His smirk widens. “Is there something you want to confess at this table, eh, Dazai?”

Dazai’s eyes widen and all eyes immediately turn to him. He chuckles nervously, a hand coming to rub at his neck. Chuuya’s volley and fury always hit critical points like a viper striking its prey. Dazai shakes his head, and instead, says, “I suppose I could always send it to our secret group chat, Atsushi-kun.”

Activate trap card.

Chuuya’s eyes narrow and his smirk slowly disappears. “Secret group chat?”

Akutagawa gasps and immediately leans over the table, startling the others. “DAZAI-SAN! I-I want to be in the group chat too.”

“Oh, sure, Akutagawa-san! I’ll add your number right now.”

Chuuya flutters his eyes. “Hey, wait a minute…Akutagawa, you have Dazai’s number?”

“Yeah, I asked him for it. Haven’t you?”

Chuuya shuts up and looks at Dazai who is holding his phone in a show-off manner. “We traded numbers a long time ago.”

In other words, Chuuya heard: “We traded numbers a long time ago. So come on, Chuuya. What are you waiting for? Ask me for my number. Take the step.”

The little jerk was showing off his phone to entice Chuuya to hand over his phone number willingly, but if he did, he would look desperate to know more about Dazai’s wish and show interest in the man which meant he would lose this back and forth game between them. Chuuya bites his lip. Dazai was winning their match…

Atsushi glimpses between Dazai and Chuuya, a light bulb going off in his head. “Chuuya-san, do you want to be part of our secret group chat too??”

Chuuya pauses before answering, seeing Dazai tense next to Atsushi. “But it wouldn't be a secret if we’re all in it?”

“Nonsense, Chuuya-senpai! If you think about it, it’s a secret to the rest of the school. I don’t think I have your phone number to add you in though. Can you give it to me?”

Chuuya immediately lights up with a smile and playfully kicks Atsushi’s legs beneath the bench. “Sure thing, kid but don’t go all soft on me like that, again!”

Atsushi laughs gleefully at the playful banter between him and Chuuya, unbeknownst to the darkening aura of a Dazai Osamu. Someone did get Chuuya’s number, alright… but it wasn’t him.

[boxwinebaddie]

oh my god so i just saw this picture of froy guitterez with a bearded dragon and i fear i am going to have to give clyde a bearded dragon. i'm not sure how he got her, ( prolly by doing something extremely impulsive, dumb and unhinged ), but he snuck her into him and tolkien's dorm room and was like "okay! so don't get mad BUT--"

...he was Mad, btw. but rm!tolkien doesn't scream because he is a dignified british king ( the only one i respect ) and just speaks at a slightly louder volume and does things with his eyebrows like "Why. Do. You. Have. A. LIZARD. Clyde?" and he's like "okay, first of all, she's not JUST a lizard; she's a Bearded Dragon and her name is-" idk what her name is it's probably something insane like glizzy or salamanda or mary guana, i want to start crying, oh my god. clyde loves reptiles.

and tolkien is like "right...so does 'glizzy' have a cage? food?...water?" and clyde is just staring at him blankly like, "damn. i didn't think about that." KHSSDLKSDH HELP so they go to a lil pet store, i think they figure out a clever way to keep her warm and make her a strange makeshift enclosure. tldr, she gets all set up...except they have to Hide her ( also prolly in some elaborate way ) bc they're not supposed to have pets in the dorms and at first, tolkien was so Anti-Glizzy, like he made clyde put up lost lizard ads online/stuff on craigslist...

...buUUUUt accidentally got attached to her and secretly took the all listings down. anyways, happy pride month ft. rm!tyde co-parenting a lizard daughter together. the world is a beautiful place, in fact. <3

[hauntingblue]

Ace...?? they cloned my beautiful wife...

[the-silliest-gay-person]

Random drawing of this stupid little bastard man (affectionate)

I want to crush him and throw him at a wall

[technovillain]

STOP BEING MEAN TO HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BOTH OF YOU!!!!!!!!

[yoakenouta]

i dont talk about alter ritsuka much bc the verse is just so barebones due to my lack of lostbelt knowledge but honestly alter ritsuka is such a crazy thing to me bc hes everything ritsuka doesnt want to be. altsuka is the manifestation of all the despair and resentment that ritsuka was so close to giving into in his journey countless times (of course in canon he doesnt). but in some messed up world, there exists a ritsuka that lost everything and ultimately decided to go on a fuckin warpath because nothing matters anymore? yeah. yeah.

like imagine how he feels being summoned to a prime version of himself that's still fighting and everything is going way better in this world.

[fairysylveon]

rubbing my temples a little thinking about tim takes

[demodraws0606]

I'm gonna become a q!BBH hater cause What The Fuck /lh /nsrs

[fragrantpines]

I have a lot mixed feelings about the second part of the event.

[fleurladari-a]

i support emmet being mean to lysandre. he deserves it.

[sad-gay-cowboy]

See, I expected to hyperfixate on Herbert, but what I didn't expect was the degree I would latch onto Dan