#i love therapy wowza

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Jan. 11th, 2023; 19h59

um, turns out i'm not guilty about leaving my parents behind and doing what i want to do instead, i'm instead scared that me doing what i want will cause them to explode at me and then i'm going to feel small and lose parts of myself if that happens?

👋 small laurel bbs <3 you're in new york now, it's okay if you feel scared. this apartment will smell like rose candles soon and you can do absolutely whatever you need to do to feel at peace and it will love you all the same <3 all the laurels are welcome <3

[boxwinebaddie]

heeeeello party people!~ super bacteria uncle nina here using my silly tumblr to cope again ( my culture came back and it was...suuuuper fucking bad! like i knew it would be, lol! awesome! <3 thanks, god! )

but we're not thinking about, what were gonna think about is the time that ravenstan got a little Too tipsy topsy turvy on jerseyky boxwine,

( it's the cab sav one, fyi. i can't drink on all these Fucknut Antibiotics - they prescribed me the wrong one and i took it, if you can believe it; i luv doctors - can y'all believe i did this shit Sober? unREAL, brohs! )

and was on tiktok live, the dawn spawns of the world convinced him to do the 'White Boy Of The Month' filter bc he's too impressionable and what can i say;

The Man LOVES White Boys. ;) xxx

( helpsksdj )

so, he started doing it and was like 'nooooo, is /KYLE/ on this one?!?! You're Joking.' ( everyone said 'JK <3' because they all think they're jimmy valmer stand-up sit-down comedians, smh...but no, naught joking, Actually JK bc in my ncau-niverse, cd and the blondies gang are celebrities, so naturally they’re on A Lot of social filters )

so he was GOING to save The No.1 slot...for the no.1 slut ( if you will, ) my ginger gringo king, ceo of dark academic debauchery and bottom feeding ;), new jay's finest - literally - kyley b matthew broflovski; <33 ( buuuut! he's a reformed manhoe; so watchya mowtH! )

buuuuut x2 ( and i'd say it's a big butt, but it's not, it's ravenstan, so it's flatter than the sidewalk; luh you flat stanley ) Gaydhd Won Again and tipsy ravenstan got distracted by all the FINE ASS WHITE MEN and started getting philosophical about it ( that man put a lil too much #thot into those placings; he was born for it, soz )

had about two spots left ( the top and bottom spots; i am laughing ) figured that there was almost 'No Chance!' he would get jersey...

PUT /MATTHEW! GRAY! GUBLER!/ AT ONE ( Immaculate Taste, btw! he also put jacob elordi at number two because he is a fucking genius and that...really tells you Everything you need to know about my stan. like tall, could probably be a runway model, intellectual, kind of a jackass, stays fitted, accent or eccentric manner of speaking...yeah )

-- BUT HE WANTED TO BE CLEAR, HE HAD TO SPECIFY THAT HE WAS SPECIFICALLY REFERRING TO /DR. SPENCER REID/ OF CRIMINAL MINDS. WHEN I TELL YOU HE HAS NO IDEA WHO MGG IS BUT HE HAS SEEN EVERY EPISODE OF CRIMINAL MINDS SEVERAL TIMES. IT’S LIKE...HIS /FAVORITE/ FKN SHOW. AND HE DOES HAVE A FAT CRUSH ON REID. YES, I DOES TRACK; I KNOW. )

and RIGHT when he was rolling for the very last spot ranking on the filter ( that's the BOTTOM, i repeat, THE B/O/T/T/O/M of the tierlist )

...hE GOT KYLE

FUCKING

BROFLOVSKI

and had to place him at /TEN/.

-- riiiiiiight as Kyle /FUCKING/ Broflovski came out of the kitchen in the dorky ass star of david apron that sheila got him for hannukah, with his hair up and everything, holding a fork so stan could taste...

...T-THE PASTA HE JUST MADE HIM FOR DINNER BECAUSE HE'S A SWEET BEAUTIFUL /ANGEL/....and i'm talking The Very First Bite Of EXTREMELY DELICIOUS KYLE Pasta that he put ZUCCHINI IN JUST FOR STAN BECAUSE HE IS ( what? ) AN ANGEL!! FROM hEAVEN!!!!! AND THE WHITE BOY OF THE /YEAR/: TAKE YA JERSEY SLANDER SOMEWHERE ELSE: HE'S MY WHITE BUOY UVF FOREVA!

...proceeded to Blow On It ;-;, s-so stan wouldn't burn his mouth... ( bc rav always gets too excited and burns his mouth; nooo :c </3 ) and asked him why his phone was blowing up w/ people tagging him in thirst traps of 'That Supa Nerdy Guy From That One Crime Show' and asking him if stan tweeted something about him cooking bc people keep telling him that he's 'Cooked'. SHKDLDHLKS HEEELP.

And....

*rawr xd home mid/hschooled ravenstan vc*

Scene. <3

[koralcove]

okay, but like... the thought of sylus and xavier of how they generally are in bed... like, i think some ppl get them swapped up, coz like...

everyone's saying that sylus is such a beast in bed and would absolutely demolish you until your legs feel like you'd need to go through physical therapy to walk again... and they're absolutely right.

BUT

i also hear those who say that sylus is an absolutely soft and sensual lover in bed, and honestly, that version speaks TRUTH. because, HAVE YOU SEEN THAT MAN WITH US?! the way his character progresses with becoming absolutely, indescribably, adoringly soft with us. the big bad, dark and mysterious, cold-blooded, ruthless leader of onychinus is willing to do things out of his element just because we think it's fun. you want matching cute onesies? he's already purchased a pair for us. you want to go take silly photos together and hang out in an amusement park where he could be publicly seen doing mundane and questionably harmless activities that personally don't look like it suits his style? if that's what you want, then he's not opposed to it.

that man is absolutely soft with us, and you can't tell me that he wouldn't prefer to make sweet, deep, lovin' with his darling. the way he'd want to be pressed impossibly close to you, your body so soft against him, taking every bit of effort to not rush into this intimate moment with you because he wants to feel every inch of your skin tracing on his fingertips. he wants to prolong the sensation of your warmth radiating to him, shushing your whines with his deep baritones of, "there there, sweetie. no need to rush, i'm not going anywhere," always with that teasing lilt in his voice, but it can't cover up the adoration spilling out of him.

and god, he'd be gentle with you. he knows you can take what he gives you, knows what you're capable of. but damn, he couldn't resist giving you all that gentle devotion because you're just so precious to him. and through all the rough edges of his living, he wants to give you something tender. wants to bare how putty you make him just from your presence alone. he doesn't think of it as a weakness. in fact, it fuels his fire of making sure to stake his claim on you properly by giving you all you deserve. and he always sets the pace. wants you to feel how absolutely weak-kneed you make him in an imitation of his light touches that set small sparks of desire on your skin, pressing searing kisses on you as an invisible brand until he finally gives in to the lust gnawing at him, but making sure to always, always, be careful with you.

and then, there's xavier...

xavier with his cherub-like features that you think can do no harm if you didn't know him well enough. with how he looks like a constantly clueless puppy that you can easily please with the temptation of a nap time, you'd think he'd be the type to go with some lazy, intimate love making with you while you're both half-awake... which is not wrong, really, but that's just the tip of the iceberg.

as someone who goes with the flow, xavier is not opposed to anything you would suggest, even if the idea itself seems outlandish, then that boy is down (just like how down bad he is for you). you wanna be on top? cool, no problem with him being the pillow princess. you want him to take you from behind? he'll give you an absolutely mind-blowing back shot. but the kicker with xavier is that he's an absolute FREAK (we talkin' abt neck-breaking freaky deaky shit), and i love how everyone collectively agrees on that. because there's just smth abt a man who appears so unbothered by a lot of things, always cool in faces of plight (and girl, his heartbeat is literally slow, does nothing ever faze him???) that the thought of him going wild is just a big ol' WOWZA. AND PAIRED WITH THAT INNOCENT LI'L PUPPY FACE OF HIS?! oh honey, i'm already unzipping your pants for you-

and honey, his strength... his stamina?! girl, he be the kind to go at it alllll night. "once isn't enough" ALREADY SAYS A LOT. and that man is not shy at all, because you can't tell me that he whispers absolute filth in your ear, catching you off guard at how uncharacteristic it seems of him, but it flows so smoothly through his tongue that you just have to wonder what kind of thoughts run through his head when he's with you, because rn, as he's pounding you silly against the mattress, hips pistoning into you at lightning speed, yet still hitting oh so deep into you, he's absolutely insatiable for you. and he would not hesitate to go all out on you as long as he knows you can handle it. because he knows it can be too much. but when he sees those tears streaming down your cheeks from how good his dick is at making you see stars, shaking under him as you grip onto his arm, he couldn't resist with bullying your poor overstimulated body and getting an orgasm out of you just one more time out of... maybe three? seven? he's lost count.

but don't get me wrong, xavier is still the type to be skin-achingly intimate with you. loves how you're pressed against him as you both lazily rock your hips against one another. but it just so happens that he's a absolutely ravenous with you as well, rutting into you like a bunny in heat.

with sylus, love making with him is tender, reverent, but never losing that intensity, while xavier is absolutely uninhibited and would even lose track of the amount of times you've already cummed for him.

[1colorwheel1]

uayyyyy i love listening to a song where

a man gets put on trial

gets electroshock therapy

goes insane

and then goes insane again!!!!!!

wowza

[midnightswithdearkatytspb]

MidnightsWithDearKatyTSPB’s Recommendation List: May Pt. 2

Hi everyone. Welcome to the second part of May’s recommendation list. Can you believe we maxed out Part 1 linking availability? You guys are writing machines! With finals coming to a close and some of you graduating, I hope you are taking some time to enjoy reading and self-care. I’m so very proud of every one of you. If you would like a moodboard made for your story or character, feel free to send me a request. I would love to make you one. If you are interested in having your writing challenges featured here, your stories, or even your blog, please feel free to tag me in your works, message me, or use the hashtag MidnightWithDearKatyTSPB. Heads up, June may be all on one list. I’m going to my Grandmother’s 90th birthday and visit my family. I’ll get plenty of reading done while I’m gone, but I don’t know how much list-making I’ll get done. Enjoy the rest of your spring and the start of your summer!

<<May Pt. 1 💐

June 🐾 >>

Masterlist 📜

PEDRO PASCAL CHARACTERS:

DRABBLES/BLURBS:

Big Fan (Tommy's Version) by @atinylittlepain >> Tommy Miller ft. Ellie Williams - Summary: Tommy and Ellie stumble on someone very familiar to Tommy. | I was laughing so hard at everyone's reaction to this.

ONE-SHOTS:

2 Murphy's and a Peña by @violentdelightsandviolentends >> Javier Peña x Female Reader - Summary: Reader has a horrible date. Javier thinks she just needs a man who puts her needs first. (My Summary) | This was short and hot, just how you need it sometimes.

Aquatic Rehabilitation by @psychedelic-ink >> Joel Miller x f!reader - Summary: Joel has been experiencing knee pain for the past two months. When he finally sees an orthopedist, he learns that he has some minor damage to his meniscus. The doctor prescribes him anti-inflammatory medication and physical therapy, recommending swimming. At the pool, he meets you. | Wowza, that was really hot.

Drown in your Wrath and Fury by @movievillainess721 >> Dave York x curvy f!reader x (with a surprise guest) - Summary: You're Dave's prisoner...and old flame. Can you survive his wrath and fury? | It was so hot, I was blushing.

*I Crawl Home To Her by @johnwatsn >> Joel Miller ft. Sarah Miller & Ellie Williams - Summary: After being stabbed, Joel floats in and out of consciousness, between then and now, before and after, and his two daughters, both saving him in their own ways. | This is just a masterpiece of emotion, and it's so well written!

Look For The Butterfly by @lily-inbloom >> post-outbreak!Joel Miller x fem!reader - Summary: Sarah reminds Joel of something very important. | Don't mind me. I'll just be over here in the corner crying like a big baby.

Prove It by @joelscruff >> boyfriend's dad!Joel Miller x f!reader - Summary: Joel shows you how much he cares about you (in a slightly depraved way). (in connection with quickie and snack break) | Made my heart drop to the bottom of my stomach with emotions while supplying wonderful filth and excitement.

Request by @joelsgirl >> Joel Miller x Reader - Summary/Request: Reader is feeling awful because she's too warm, and the relief he feels when he sees her cooling off, physically and emotionally? | A charming short piece showing the caring side of Joel is what we need sometimes.

The Saint, The Sinner, & The Devil by @joelsgirl >> Mafia DBF!Joel Miller, Corrupt Javier Pena + Reader - Sneak Peak: “Yes, little one. You'll get to service us both tonight.” | Excellent and Filthy

Satellite by @jksprincess10 >> Assistant!reader x Javier Peña - Summary: Summary: You’re trying really hard not to fuck your boss. But everyone around you, including him, makes it really hard. | Javi could probably convince me to do anything.

Sharing Is Caring by @dreamsofmandalore >> Mafia!AU Joel Miller x Reader x Javier Peña - Summary: Several people asked what would happen if mafia enforcer Joel and corrupt agent Javi existed in the same universe. | Thank you for feeding our wildest imaginations.

Waffle House Confessions by @softlyspector >> no outbreak!Joel Miller x f!Reader - Summary: You pick an inopportune moment to give Joel some news. | I felt like I was watching it play out on TV, and I was feeling all the emotions coming across—such a good one-shot.

Words by @joelscruff >> boyfriend's dad!Joel Miller x f!reader - Summary: You and Joel are left reeling from your boyfriend's discovery. (a direct sequel to prove it) | Cat has a way with words and emotions pulling you into her works.

SERIES:

I'm In A State (Prequel) | In My Hometown by @swiftispunk >> pre-outbreak!dbf!neighbour!Joel Miller x afab!fem!actor(ish)!Reader - Summary: The moment that sends you over the edge with your neighbour, Joel. | Perfect as always, Hannah. Thanks for making me giggle like a schoolgirl.

One For The Money, Two For The Show >> Rockstar!Joel Miller x Actress!Reader - Summary: When world-famous rockstar Joel Miller finds himself in some hot water with the press, his PR team suggests fake dating an up-and-coming actress to refine his image. However, when they actually start spending time together, the happy couple can’t stand each other. Will they be able to turn it around for the cameras, or will it all be for nothing? | Things are getting mighty steamy, just the way I like them. Feeling so blessed to be able to read this story.

To Polish Up A Diamond pt. i | >> @pedges >> Joel Miller x afab!reader - Summary: “We can get an annulment,” Joel says, cutting you off. It’s almost as if he couldn’t wait to say it, and you’re not sure why that stings so much. “Yeah—yes,” you mutter, swallowing the softball lodged in your throat. You clear it in hopes of sounding more compelling when you speak again. “Of course. Duh.”  -- or, the one where you wake up married to Joel Miller. | This is such an emotional roller coaster, and we are only just beginning. I'm looking forward to seeing where this goes.

BLURBS/DRABBLES:

The Baking Lesson by @zablife >> John Shelby x f!reader - Summary: Gif Request - Sneak Preview: "C'mere gorgeous," John said, turning your chin toward him. "It can't be that bad. Just tell me," he coaxed with an encouraging smile. | John is very much my hero!

Sweetest of the Sunflowers by @peakyscillian >> Tommy Shelby x Reader - Summary: I picked the prompt “You're the best thing that's ever happened to me” for this one and also based it around the song 'Sun To Me' By Zach Bryan. | Moodboard is gorgeous, and I love how you can tell how much Tommy adores his fiance in this.

Pedro Pascal doesn't owe you anything... by @coulsons-band

Drama Actor Round Table: Pedro Pascal, Damson Idris, Kieran Culkin, Jeff Bridges, Evan Peters, and Michael Imperioli posted by @pedrohub

[vestaloflight]

wowza i never actually add things to posts outside of tags but this resonates so intensely with my feelings... i was absolutely an “anxious attachment problems” person, a “scheming to keep someone in my life” person, a “acting the exact way i think someone wants” person. and it was so... so exhausting. so tiring. it took every bit of me, left me bare, left me with nothing but fear despite all my best efforts.

and it didn’t just stop because i decided i was done. it took lots of trial and error with doctors and meds and several years of therapy. i know the first couple years of therapy were difficult. there were times i was afraid of being honest even there. afraid of judgement for the conscious efforts i made to assure i kept those that i loved close to me. i can’t tell you for sure when i started therapy. there was a little bit of time spent bouncing around. but i can say it’s been at least 5 years, but we’re to a point now that we’re talking about graduating to a strictly-as-needed basis. no regular appointments. i’m done. i did it.

and i feel... so much better now. it’s indescribable. it took work and effort and i HAD to choose to be honest with my therapist and more importantly myself. holding so tightly onto things you’re afraid of losing with a white knuckled grip will never make you happy. it’s so fucking scary to let go, but you will not feel peace until you do. but you absolutely do not need to do that alone! and it doesn’t have to be all at once! i know not everyone has access to doctors and meds and therapists, but if you do or even if you’re not sure... please look into it. my life is so much better. i can hardly remember the fearful girl who had panic attacks over reading into things that didn’t even exist. who could barely stand working because i was afraid of being left behind just because i was “gone” for 6hrs out of the day. glued to my phone, checking if frantically...

i can’t tell you how nice it is now to be able to leave my phone in my bedroom... and just go to another room of the house. talk to my mom. play with my dog. and not have fear looming over me.

i’ll stop talking now haha, but i’m high fiving you op and hope you don’t mind my word vomit of an addition.

i’d say the best thing i have learned this year is to just let people be who they naturally are. no psychoanalyzing them, no overthinking my actions, no asking what i could possibly do to keep their presence in my life. i just bring my best self to the table and always move from a place of love and respect. how that person responds is ultimately up to them. if that causes them to exit my life, i just let it happen. i will never be in the business of changing people. people are only ever ready to change when they’ve made the conscious decision to. all i can do is check myself and be kind always.

[gstqaobc]

💜💜💜HI FROM PG💜💜💜

💜💜💜HI FROM PG💜💜💜

Hello there everybody! I thought I would send a message or a post and just let you all know that I miss you and I miss being a very active part of Skippy‘s blog!!

I had my second vaccination the Astrazeneca on Tuesday and had my doctor assessment yesterday and my arm is getting better it’s still is not 100% so I am taking it low and slow and using the dictation software. I know so many of you have left messages such kind words of love and support and I really really really appreciate them! And I want to say a special message to💜🙏🏻💜 CHERUB, 💜🙏🏻💜you know that you are  in my  prayers every single day. Jesus is with you he will never leave you or for sake you no matter what happens. I will be back probably in another week I think with if my arm continues as it is progressing.

Now I have a few things I wanna say about what’s happening here first I wanna say the visit to Scotland was a rousing success and as usual our Catherine slayed Fashion wise and interpersonal skills wise! I saw someone write a comment that they didn’t like her in the brown and the khaki but I had commented a couple of weeks ago when she wore that beautiful camel coloured coat that I wish she would wear browns and taupes more often so I was just elated to see her wear those long wide leg pants that were hemmed exactly as they should be not dragging on the ground! I just think that this couple can do no wrong and they both very well for the future! Now I am not biased by my affection for the Cambridge is at all ha ha Ha! By the way I received my Hold Still book this week and I also received from Royal Mail Her Majesty’s at 95th birthday stamp first day cover and coin which was reasonably price I think £20? Anyhow the book is very substantial and because of my left arm being the way it is I have yet to be able to look at it because it’s quite heavy and it is a huge book, but I am looking forward to the day when I can hold it and I can enjoy looking at the pictures! Again I say Catherine kudos to you on your fabulous projects! Catherine I also wonder if you’re stealing my word wowza because when you met with Mila for tea, you said wowza as she showed her dress twirling. I’m wondering are you borrowing from PG?? Aka me?? 😂😂😂🤣🤣Catherine you are most welcome to share the word while that I think we are the only two people on the planet that still say it ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!

OK now onto our Harry. Heads together in the UK and many other mental health organizations around the world are doing fabulous work. CBT or cognitive behavioural therapy, cognitive restructuring, EDMR, Hipnosis, that’s spelt wrong but hey I’m dictating hypnosis is spelled HYPNO either we go anyhow those are all legitimate therapies done when they’re done by trained professionals! One thing that has always driven me crazy about Oprah and Dr. Phil who is her who is her surrogate,  is they do mumbo-jumbo therapy on tv and have people share their just horrific interpersonal stories with an audience and a television audience! It just it just sickens me to make people so vulnerable for attention and ratings and money and advertising! When I saw Harry doing the tapping and whatever I just felt whether he was doing it for real or whether he’s towing the line as I believe it is just so wrong to show somebody at their most vulnerable!! It just sickens me.

However let’s let us ask ourselves why is this happening now? When ‘her’, l will continue to use the descriptor ‘her’ was doing all the talking a.k.a. lying because every time her lips move we know she’s lying and now she’s been silent. But for the last well since about the time that the Duke of Edinburgh passed away Harry allegedly has flown back to the to the United States where apparently he’s lived for two years one article said which surprises me but anyways what what’s truth and in articles. And he has been everywhere good morning America that all these Apple things with Oprah and celebrities and doing this and that and the other all for mental health!

You know sometimes it’s too much of a good thing. There’s a lot of excellent organizations in Canada there’s a CMH a Canadian mental health Association all over the world. But this constant stream of video and him in our face that’s not normal and the things he saying or lies and their provable lies that they’re not difficult at all. This is NOT NORMAL! IT IS A DELIBERATE OVERSATURATION FILLED WITH SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES IN THE VIDEOS, TRUST ME, SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES IN ADVERTISING IS REAL. TAKE A MAGNIFYING GLASS TO A FASHION MAGAZINE AND LOOK CLOSELY. YOU WILL BE AMAZED WHAT IS EMBEDDED IN THEM. JUST LIKE THE DISNEY VIDEOS THAT WERE SHOWN TO HAVE ADULT DRAWINGS.

In knowing Harry’s dedication to his Queen, his grandmother and his grandfather why on earth would he pick the first few days after the funeral to dig in like this and go so public? Why? We really must ask ourselves why? I will tell you why he is continuing to expose evil! There are all kinds of organizations that I’m not gonna name any “churches” some start with the letter S which many celebrities are members of Tom C is one. These organizations manipulate people and just like the NIXVM did in Canada. These backers are evil people and they’re willing to use people for anything in anyway at any purpose. The last picture I saw of Harry it was a video but I didn’t watch the video he looks so pale and so gaunt and so unwell that even though I believe he is doing the right thing and exposing all this and eventually hopefully eventually this will wrap up with him being free and everyone brought to justice let’s hope and pray, this is taking a terrible toll on him an absolute terrible toll. I have to again harken back to London scoop, everything has come to pass that she foretold way back several years ago when she came upon this information about this plot. I did a post one post last week where I propose the thought that the plot to integrate the British royal family began in the 1990s with princess Diana and I still believe that. I don’t know all the reasons or who the people would be but things things are just smelling very funny very very funny and I don’t mean funny as in laughter I mean funny as an off off off off!!!

So I say let us continue to pray for our Queen her family pray for the Cambridges, that they all stay safe and healthy the whole family to especially pray for Harry, whether do you think he’s doing his duty or you think he’s fallen under her trap and has become some whimpering child, pray for him all the more then because he needs it. If you really believe that he is he is doing this on his own free will because he’s mesmerized by her or he is woke and has become part of the woke world my goodness he needs more prayer than ever! To be released from these bondages!!

OK kids that’s my more than my two cents worth! As you all know it’s never one word thing with me I am very elaborative! I miss you all miss you and you all know who you are! Take care sending you all my love and prayers, PG!! I beg you all please don’t forget about me because I shall return I shall return!

To my dear Skippy, thank you for always being there. Thank you for relay messages. Most especially thank you for this safe space, your friendship and your prayers.

To my MM Anon/ Kensington Anon, thank you so much for your kind messages of love and support I have really appreciated it. I just feel like I’ve let everybody down by not being able to do the stories about the Cambridges. But I shall return soon hopefully in a week I’ll see how my arm is but it’s getting better hopefully in a week. I hope this finds you well, I hope you read this I don’t know if you ever checked my blog but if you do you will see this here.

💜🙂🙏🏻✝️💟PG💟✝️🙂🙏🏻💜

GSTQAOBC 🇨🇦🇬🇧🇦🇺🇳🇿

[lovedaymorbid]

What are your thoughts on the Vampire Academy series by Richelle Mead? The good, the bad? What do you think about the upcoming tv adaptation?

Tell Us👁👄👁🍿

Ooooohhh bestie.

I started the series right after Shadow Kiss (book 3) came out. Found book 1 in Walmart and made my mom but it for me. Over a decade later and this series still has my soul in its clutches.

I adore the series in the way it was centered around Rose and Lissa and their friendship and love for each other and the problems that come with being each other's person.

And who is not a fan of the untouchable love interest with an accent? Dimitri is literally the reason I like men and influenced my type of guy. Am I married to a nonbinary person the complete opposite of Dimka? Absolutely. Changes nothing.

What I am not a fan of (like everyone else) is the age gap between Rose, Dimitri, and Adrian. I am 24 and I LITERALLY CAN NOT even think of finding a 17 year old attractive. Like yeah yeah different worlds and they have to grow up faster to be guardians but wowza. I re read the series this year and was appalled at some of what happened while Rose is underage (the cabin scene yes and jfc Dimitri she is your student and you're also her best friend's guardian c'mon). Adrian's character honestly rubbed me very wrong for the longest time. He gave off nice guy who needs therapy vibes. I haven't read the spin off with Sydney and Adrian so he could have redeemed himself. Idk.

Also hate how Rose treated Eddie. Like he honestly went above and beyond when he did not have to multiple times and she barely thanked him.

Lissa also not that appreciative of her friends.

Loved Jill.

Pour one out for our friend Mason.

Tatiana was that bitch.

Rip to Robert that crazy bitch deserved better.

I believe Tasha could have been either #1 Ally or and even better villain. Her being brought down to a woman scorned and having "her man" stolen by a teenager was literally the worst choice.

About the show: I'm interested. I like the cast for the most part except with Lissa. I love the representation but Lissa (and most royals) are Eastern European decent (hence the names and most being from/around Russia). I wonder if they'll just nix that or work with it. I do hope they age up Rose and co and lower Dimitri to like 22 or 21. Make it like a 2-3 year age gap and not 7 ffs.

I'm sure I have more but that's all I got currently at 3AM.

[lonesilverw0lf]

Damn @heliosthegriffin you never fail do you? Eight chapters already? Had to go back and rewrite this like three times for how fast you move. I swear you’re half machine.

I’m putting more down below because this thread is getting pretty long. Hope these don’t interfere with any potential ideas and you like them!

I’m loving that Pyrrha is thirsting over Jaune from two different directions. Good on ya Ren, have Lily avenge you. It takes a special breed of man to hold back these world destroying energies known as Renora. Super Tsundere Weiss is just funny. How much more repressed can you get? Good thing the girls have glamour or else people would get suspicious for how they operate using Looney Toon Logic half the time. Surprised you haven’t made Blake more pervy, or is that still coming? Or is it Illia that becomes the ultra perv when she’s ‘ensnared’ by the devilishly charming Arc or trying to ‘nobly sacrifice herself’? She just might have a praise kink for how hard her life has been. Looking forward to where you take the CRDL redemption arc, not many do that. The Junior and family angle hit me outta left field hard. Not in a bad way, but wowza. Jaune’s debt is a big hammer over his head. I just wonder if him paying it off will somehow involve Neo and Roman.

I honestly forgot Amber and Vernal existed. They had how much time combined? Not like they were ever brought up again afterwards. Like the way you introduced them. A thought I had for Amber is that since she’s now the Knights personal physician she gets a bit overbearing/overprotective considering his and her growing list of friends health. Now she has people she feels is worth getting angry for. Like those One Piece gags where Chopper over wraps his hurt crewmen or squares up to them about their injuries. She goes into a Zone during her medical work, so any normal horny or embarrassment she gets from working/touching/looking over Jaune’s body is delayed until after the fact. Retroactive nosebleed and atomic blushes much to Vernals amusement. Necessary for her profession yet loaded with comedy potential. Perhaps she also has some working and growing expertise in more than just trauma, like massage therapy, chiropractic, acupuncture, and such. She just didn’t get to use it with all the gangsters who care more about getting to the next knife fight. I’m laughing at the idea of little Amber having Jaune half twisted like a pretzel to get an old injury readjusted. Sure it works in the end but it’s weird to walk in on without context.

The only thing I have for Vernal is that she’s a good cook and tattoos a specific symbol on herself, Amber, the twins, and eventually everyone else marking them as Jaune’s. Fatefullyobsessed has a few pictures with the girls having an Arc crest tattoo. Perhaps she knows a few things around guard dogs or cars?

Since you’ve already introduced Ceil I’m sure you have an idea for Penny then too. If by some inexplicable phenomena not, then I’m thinking some kinda ancient automaton. Ya know that trope of “things were made better in the old days”. Then again not entirely a trope, with how much newer stuff irl is just junk in comparison. She can be awakened by Dr Pelodina to give that same father-daughter relationship. She can be caught between the MagicGirls and the Knight in how to best fight the Grimm. Not as strong as the girls but much more controlled like Jaune albeit far less experienced. Make a nice intermediary? Or some project meant to supplant/eliminate any Magic Girls for some more conflict. She makes friends with PRWBY as normal girls but fights them as magic girls. Can’t think of anything for Ceil other than what @didyoutrydynamite has done with her in his JNRZ au.

Hell if we want a magical equivalent to PRWBY then we’ll use the ‘evil mirror’ trope but altered. Instead of a purely evil collection of evil magic girls it’s Team BLGA with magic that get pulled through a portal and dumped here. They’re still antagonistic towards PRWBY but are still good guys. And they just so happen to be all over Jaune/Knight to add to the drama and Jaune’s ever growing list of troubles. Poor guy can’t catch a break can he?

Did you have any thoughts for the Relics? Of course having all of them/their vaults in one location is a dumb move. One thing for balancing reasons is that the Magic Girls are Guardians of each one but they can’t use it themselves. It has to be a non-magic girl to wield them. Like they can choose who gets what, a sixth sense for its location, a desire to protect them, innate knowledge of how they work, and they can carry them no issue, but to actually use them is out of their wheelhouse.

As a side, I don’t think Reese is going to be riding that particular skateboard anymore. Don’t wanna have the autograph get damaged from her stunts. She’d be the focus of envy from her friend group/Knight’s fan club for a couple of days.

I did have a thought for how Jaune gets Crocea in this, his grandpa. Like I suggested Grandpa is the only one who recognizes that Jaune’s no petty crook, as a veteran he picks up on more than others. When he comes to visit he does a little snooping. He finds the stashes easy enough, the data, and does some research of his own all while Jaune is in school that day. He doesn’t confront Jaune like you’d expect, but Jaune finds him at the table cleaning the Knights gear. Gramps voices his disappointment in how poorly he’s maintained his gear, but unsurprised given Jaune wasn’t taught and lacking the time. Jaune finally spills the beans on his vigilantism, his frustrations, concerns, fears, everything. Fully expecting Gramps to disbelieve the part about the Grimm. To his immense surprise Gramps completely believes him. Back in the war, his unit had a run in with some kinda beast in the woods. It defied logic and took the combined effort of his unit and an enemy unit to bring it down. Of course nobody believed either group because of course they didn’t, but everyone who survived knows what they fought wasn’t a dream. Gramp’s only problem with this situation: that he’s not 20 years younger to help Jaune in his crusade, nor that he knows how to unlock aura. It hurts him, but he knows he’s too old and will only get in the way. Can’t fight the enemy when you’re trying to step over the bodies of your comrades. So he does the next best thing, gift Jaune Crocea. Jaune is blown away, not wanting to take it because it’s a priceless heirloom but gramps shuts that down. He says that it’s ultimately a tool, it was built to defend the people and not sitting on a shelf collecting rust. If anything it’ll be happy being used to fight evil once again, as it has have done in ages past.

Since it’s modern day, the girls don’t know much about coats of arms nor would they care to so don’t recognize the double crescents as the Arc clan symbol giving the Knight free reign with his sword. I can also see them not visiting his house much to see the sword and connect the dots. Jaune fighting mostly in alleyways does put a damper on this, so it makes sense to not use it much. At least not until he’s forced into more open areas. Another kabosh is that it’s unusually heavy for a sword, that is until he Awakens his Aura that it grows ultra light. Hunk of iron pre awakening, borderline lightsaber post awakening.

I can’t decide if Gramps gifts Jaune any more of his old gear, but probably not now that he’s with the Xiongs. He would pass on whatever wisdom he could alongside any tips and tricks he learned along the way. I do want Gramps to cue in his old war buddies on the shadow war though. Even the enemy side. If the Grimm are real in Vale and back when, then where else could they be. Also there could be a rising movement in Vale that the Knight inspired. Not vigilante stuff, but more personal protection. People starting to take more self defense courses, obtaining concealed carry’s if not outright open carry, moving in groups, more alertness and awareness, getting in shape, banding together, the works. Obviously not everyone but those who the Knight directly saved and their closer family and friends absolutely. Perhaps that how he meets people like Aslan and May Zeydong.

Ruby can try to shower Jaune with compliments to make him less of a grumpy grump making him a bit uncomfortable until she learns a lesson from Port how different men and women are. Men rarely get compliments and Ruby shooting them out like confetti is just making him suspect ulterior motives. Especially if he thinks the compliments are insincere or unearned. He has seven sisters who’re also friends with even more girls, so he’s seen more than a few rotten schemes that girls can and will pull.

Does Pyr still have her whole ‘believe in destiny’ mindset? Jaune would likely try to break her of that. I don’t know who would get the idea of ‘he’s a bad boy, but I can fix him’. I do know that Tyrian and Crimson would go head to head over their interest of Awakened Knight. She has an even better challenger and Tyrian just really wants to kill him, preferably painfully.

Jaune can try to use the kitten gloves when dealing with civilian girls, since he can’t turn his strength off like they can their magic and he sees them as much more fragile. Doesn’t hold anything back against magic girls though, they can take it. Physically yea, mentally and emotionally they need some work.

The Knight suffering is when he eventually decides to work with the girls, because I sure wouldn’t for a good while after that first meeting, it’s mostly him trying to herd overpowered cats. ‘A year into this job and you girls haven’t even started on tactics? I don’t care about your kill count. Is this some game to you? Could you make your attacks any more obvious? Uh, how about we NOT do that? Is this really something to be bickering about right now? Stop floating above my head, you’re not impressing anyone. Get down here and look me in the eye. How have you survived this long?’ I wanna see him do a ten minute google search to gauge how many millions they caused in collateral if/when they try to pull the whole ‘vigilantism is bad’ card again. Didn’t think they’d flatten a parking garage so stupidly. Batman has a great line of ‘you (other heroes) have spent too much time flying above the streets instead of in them’. That may apply here as well. It’ll take a while, but the team working out a rotating Hunting schedule would be smart. Give them time to catch up on schoolwork and sleep on their off time. Although that’ll be a touch difficult given how duty/debt driven Jaune is.

The final push to get them to work together could be some upgraded Grimm that they can’t handle alone. Jaune because it’s too big and strong, the girls because they lack the teamwork and direction to overcome it. So Jaune is running tactics and trying to get civilians out of danger while the girls work to kill the big guy. Neither group wanted to do it, but situation demanded it.

The media and government could try to mostly bury anything related to the Shadow Knight, like they would. However they can’t stop the chat groups, word of mouth, mounting evidence, and gatherings.

stupid rwby au idea

set in a world where the Grimm are hidden from the general public five heroes stand to defend them the maidens Pyrrha the fall maiden blake the spring maiden Weiss the winter maiden  yang the summer maiden and ruby the silver-eyed warrior  together these heroines fight to drive the forces of darkness out as magical girls the story would be focused on the character interactions of the girls and would generally have a happy tone to it. ya know your typical magical girl anime while at the same time jaune arc is a teen in the city of vale. his sullen jaded attitude tends to drive others away but his friends ren and Nora still stick by him. a delinquent through and through he spends most of his day sleeping and recovering from the wounds that he no doubt got from fighting at night. the truth is however that jaune isn’t fighting humans, no he fights monsters. armed with only a sword and his wits the boy faces off against creatures of darkness far beyond human capabilities, always just a swing of a sword and a misplaced step away from death. but still, he fights to save others as a knight of house arc jaune’s story is an urban fantasy mixed with horror. he’s a completely average human just trying to survive and protect people. unlike the maidens, he has no powers to heal him so he’s perpetually tired and wounded when he shows up to school giving him something of a reputation. only ren and Nora are willing to actually talk with him. that is until one day he meets a girl by the name of ruby rose. a snap decision from him leads to her befriending him (by force) along with her little gang. now as an even greater threat looms over the city jaune has to juggle his duty as a protector with the expectations of his new friends all while hiding what’s really going on behind the scenes the core of this story is the dramatic shift from the cute girls doing cute things of rwby and Pyrrha’s magical girls story, and the dark terrifying world jaune arc finds himself struggling to survive in as an urban fantasy/horror. with each side hiding the truth of what they are and what they’re doing from the other trying to protect them. some things to note, jaune’s a really great fighter. and if he was fighting anything other than Grimm he’d win hands down. but against superhumans, he’s barely holding his own with his ancestral sword. ruby and the maidens are all superhumans who slaughter Grimm by the hundreds but they’re not very tactical fighters and tend to rely heavily on their powers for everything.  outside of the fantasy, elements jaune has to deal with the negative reputation he has as a delinquent and how that affects his friends. while his friends have to deal with the fact they can tell jaune is not happy with how things are but won’t let them help out of what they assume is stubborn pride and maybe even suicidal depression. the dynamic is jaune tries to pull away to keep his friends safe, his friends forcibly befriend him because they know he’s a good guy who goes out of his way to help them some things i would wanna see is. a story about the girls following jaune around and coming up with all sorts of wild theories about him jaune being weirdly intense about certain things and making references to Grimm the girls have only ever heard about jaune finding out about blake being a catgirl and just shrugging like “it doesn’t matter, not like you guys would let me stop being your friend anyway, you’re still blake” rumors about jaune building a harem because he’s only ever around pretty girls or ren (who’s a very pretty man)  the girls coming up with crazy excuses for why they’re always missing and jaune totally believing them because he’s still jaune and kinda dense feel free to add your own shenanigans to this if you like

[samatedeansbroccoli]

Menéndez x Makarov

(What am I doing)

I promise this was supposed to be serious but then it turned into full crack, including my grammar abilities. If you can’t read something with minimal grammar, probably don’t pay attention.

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Raúl and Vladimir had been together for about a year. After Vladimir admitted Raúl was the reason he started his terrorist career and developed a crush on him, they started a relationship even though Raúl loved poetry more than Vladimir. But that’s okay because Vladimir eventually memorized all of Raúl’s favorite poems (the Iliad included wowza) and impressed Raúl with his big brain memory until Raúl decided to propose to him. They still had yet to marry though.

So here they are wreaking havoc across the world in fashionable suit and ties.

Or so they would be if Raúl wasn’t annoyed right now. “Vladimir the house is dirty. We should clean it.”

“Just ask one of your servants,” Vladimir said from his prime position laying on the couch.

“Nah. It’s couple building therapy time.”

“Ugh.” Vladimir stayed on the couch until Raul came back wth the vacuum and the duster. He handed Vladimir the duster then started vacuuming. And that’s when Vladimir decided to roll off the couch and onto the floor.

“Vladimir why are you on the floor?” Raúl asked as he stopped vacuuming for a moment.

“The floor is me and I am the floor,” Vladimir responded.

Raúl tried to vacuum him but it didn’t work. Needless to say they realized they had to get a new vacuum because Vladimir turned out to be too big to fit in the vacuum head. “Damn,” Raúl muttered. “I wanted to see if you fit.”

“JUST BECAUSE I’M SHORTER THAN YOU DOESN’T MEAN I’M SKINNIER!!” Vladimir screeched.

“Don’t screech, you’re not a bird.”

“Fine. I’ll urgently display my dismay.”

“Better.”

Vladimir was the one that drove to the vacuum store because Raúl couldn’t drive and Vladimir wouldn’t teach him because he didn’t trust Raúl’s judgement. The years had not been kind to the one-eyed man who still had port spatial judgement tended to run into door frames 60% of the time. Which was more than half so that was bad.

They arrived at the vacuum store and were horrified to see Kyle Garrack, the little brat that lived down the street from them. “KYLE!!” Vladimir roared T-posing immediately to assert dominance. “My arch nemesis!”

“Because I’m taller than you?” Kyle said T-posing back.

“Yes. Now why are you here?”

“I work here.”

Vladimir frowned. “What happened to your task force job?”

Kyle shrugged. “I quit it after Price and I got married.”

“You got married?!”

Raúl facepalmed. “Vladimir, they’ve been married for three years now. You say this every time.”

But Vladimir was not listening and forgot about T-posing as he jumped over the counter to hug Kyle, tears pouring from his eyes. “CONGRATULATIONS!! I KNEW YOU TWO WERE PERFECT TOGETHER!”

“Why are you talking in all caps?” Kyle asked.

“He just vibes differently,” Raúl mumbled but no one was listening to him.

Kyle then decided to ask them why they were here and Raúl admitted they broke their last vacuum. Vladimir meanwhile was trying to stick his head inside the vacuum head.

“Vladimir how much vodka did you have before coming here?” Kyle asked.

“Oh this is normal,” Raúl said. “Anyway. We broke out last vacuum trying to vacuum him up. So we’re here for a new one.”

“Wat,” Said Kyle.

Vladimir decided to clarify. “Do you have a vacuum big enough to fit a person in?”

“No?” Kyle looked like he might have a mental breakdown. “What even is your relationship?!”

“Forget it,” Vladimir said. “Let’s go, mi bebé.”

“What the fuck. You know what you just said right?” Raúl asked.

“No I didn’t study Spanish in school. It just looked like baby to me.”

“That’s not what it means.”

“How would you know do you speak Spanish?”

“Actually I do.”

“Oh yeah. I forgot.”

Raúl sighed. “Why am I engaged to you?” And they walked out the door.

Kyle waved as they left. “Bye!”

They went to Target and got a vacuum there. Why Target had a vacuum that fit a person who knows but at least it was one they wanted. It even came in a good color: red. Raúl however complained it wasn’t blue but Vladimir just kissed him on the cheek and promised him they would do some old bone breaking exercises in bed later and Raúl agreed to the red one.

Back at home they decided to continue being housewives and finish cleaning. This time Vladimir vacuumed while Raúl dusted. And things were going well for a time until Raúl got in Vladimir’s way.

Kyle was not pleased to see them back already. “How did you even break a vacuum that fast?”

“Raúl’s bigger than me apparently,” Vladimir admitted with complete defeat because he was the smallest here. And Raúl cackled like a madman.

[j0hn-deacons-perm]

I’ve been reading Is This the Real Life: the Untold Story of Queen and some things in this...

-Brian and Roger got into it after a show one time and Roger just went in with hairspray in Bri’s face

-Freddie met with a group of people in tight satin pants and couldn’t sit down so he looked around and tried to not attract attention to himself while undoing them

-Freddie was also so exhausted during their US tour at one point he just completely passed out, face in his breakfast

-Roger chose the shirt Fred wanted to wear for their first Rainbow show so he stormed off during soundcheck and brian begged for him to come back

-Also during their first US tour, Brian got himself a love affair in New Orleans and had to be rushed back to the UK after waking up in New York with full blown hepatitis due to a vaccine he received earlier in the year.. Freddie got herpes apparently? Icons.

-Freddie kept up with visiting Brian in the hospital while they worked on Sheer Heart Attack since homeboy had an operation after he was cleared for his hepatitis bed rest then had an ulcer shortly after.

-Roger didn’t like his hair in the cover photo for Sheer Heart Attack so they added extensions in the final photo. 

-Years after them leaving Trident, John was met with a former employee who recognized him at an airport and just completely shut him down. We love a king who knows his worth.

Edit #1 since I’ve read a bit more...

-Brian would somewhat irritate the person making coffee and tea. “...and then I’d ask Brian what he wanted. Then there’d be this pause and then he’d ask ‘How many teas are you making? How many coffees?...Two?...Three? Is it easier for you to make another coffee or another tea?’ You could spend 10 minutes just doing this. He was trying to make it easier for me, but in the end I’d be like, ‘Brian! Just tell me what you want!’”

-Bri thought Death on Two Legs was too mean and felt bad singing it.

-Freddie shutting down homophobes in the audience by shining the spot light on them and asking them to repeat what they said.

-Freddie didn’t believe the gold disc for a Night at the Opera was the album so he broke it open to play it and it was indeed their album. He was suspicious of EMI after everything at Trident which, I mean, valid.

-Mary out here recognizing her and Fred’s relationship was crumbling, accepted it and hugged him when he came out. We love a good support system.

-When in Australia, they had to go on foot to their venue due to a festival taking place. No cars could pass. But Freddie being extra, he was driven through in a limo while drinking champagne.

Edit #2

-Fred was being driven to the studio and they crashed so he went to a nearby house to use their phone...in a silk kimono with Queen written on the back...almost dressed in full stage attire. They let him in, made him tea and chatted.

-During their show at Maple Leaf Gardens in Toronto, Brian’s amp exploded and he ran over to tell Freddie but it was in his mic pretty much so everyone heard him panicing. Fred waved Bri away saying “Oh, just jump around a bit and the silly bastards won’t know the difference!”

-If Fred walked somewhere, a car would follow him with the door open in case he got tired. This boy is so extra I swear to god....

-I ALMOST FORGOT!! They had clocks as promo items for News of the World and they sounded kind of fancy so I looked it up and.....

Bitch...I low-key want one.

Edit #3

-That feeling when Roger could not confirm but didn’t doubt there being dwarves with cocaine at the Jazz debut party.

-In Munich recording the Game, the boys would split off to do their own thing after recording for the day. Freddie would explore the gay club scene while the others got drinks, dinner and a club then would meet back up with Freddie at the hotel. Taylor’s suite (not sure if it’s Roger or Crystal tbh) was the HH....the hetero hangout and Freddie’s was the PPP...the Presidential Pouff Parlour.

-John was nicknamed Ostrich because ‘He’s was like a bird who stays quiet until it finally lays a perfect egg.’ Kinda wish there was more about John in this book tbh

-the author really out here typing Deakey....unbelievable. Either Deacy or Deaky, binch. Come on.

-According to Crystal, Roger had his drum case be a close up of his face in case he had amnesia and needed to know what he looked like but we all know the truth, Rog 👀

-During a late night drinking sesh, one of the crew put on the Flash Gordon soundtrack and John, shit faced, asked who it was.

Edit #4

-Apprently Cool Cat was the first song written for/on Hot Space and Brian wasn’t a huge fan of it or Back Chat because it wasn’t heavy enough. Adding onto that, Staying Power and Body Language were thought to be too gay and Bri wanted things to be for everyone of different persuasions. Brian....let the gays have something.

-With the Works and Hot Space being my top two Queen albums...I was disappointed how much was just blown over with the recording process tbh.

-Paul Prenter was a massive cunt but everyone knows that.

-John was busted after a Phil Collins concert because he was drunk driving. He was driving his new Porsche but then got his license suspended for a year. Brian was a guest DJ for a radio show where he played Stevie Wonder’s Don’t Drive Drunk and dedicated the song to “John, whom some of you may know has had a little problem with his car recently.’

-Freddie’s pick up line for Jim was ‘how big is your dick’....I mean, in a way, it worked??? Iconic.

-Roger owned up to having their sound guy set false sound limits for the groups before them during Live Aid so when Queen went on, they were the loudest.

Edit #5, the last one since I finished the book

-Paul Prenter should have had someone kick him in the shins tbh fuck that guy

-Brian met Anita through a Eastenders event and he was gushing about how much he loved the show since Chrissie had him watch it then invited her to Wembley which she turned him down.

-Also fast forward to the later half of the 90′s, Anita helped Brian get into therapy for his depression and other emotional matters. We love a supportive queen.

-When the book finally talks more about John and it’s him saying the We Will Rock You musical sucked and he having an affair with a 25 year old erotic dancer like come on my dude....why couldn’t I be her??? But for real, I looked into it and found an article and wowza. When sd!Deaky be an actual thing????

-The press’ harassment of Freddie and his inner circle during his last years is absolutely horrendous to read about tbh. I think it was Roger (feel free to correct me on that if I’m wrong) who crashed his car because the camera flashes temporarily blinded him when he was trying to visit Freddie.

-Also Freddie was able to see the Bohemian Rhapsody clip from Wanye’s World since Mike Myers sent him a tape. Bri and Fred watched it and according to Brian, Freddie loved it and sent his seal of approval.

There’s the things I found interesting reading this biography. If you’ve read it or have any other fun facts, add them on my dudes!

[darling-i-read-it]

Headcanons for Will w/ a affectionate S/O

Will Graham x reader

Warnings: talks of murder and dead bodies and declining mental heatlh 

Requests: by anon, Hey Maya. May i please request a headcanon for Will Graham with a s/o who likes to give him affection rondomly. I mean likes to give him a kiss quick on cheek while he was just eating something normally or bring him cookies and give him a big hug when she thinks he feels bas or she says "i love you so much, more than you can imagine.." for no reason while they were sitting normally. It would be suuper cute and fluffy😍😍😍

I don’t own these characters. They belong to author/director

Author’s Note: hi. I would die for will graham. 

I hope you like this as much as I did. It’s been a while since I’ve done hc and I ended up doing a really long drawn out one because…..i love will graham 

-Will simply was not that affectionate only because he was used to not being shown affection but that is literally the only reason

-otherwise I think he would be the biggest cuddle bug that ever lived on this Earth for years to come

- he’s used to of course laying with the dogs and stuff but that’s about the extent of it 

- and then you showed and wowza the man didn’t know what the heck to do with himself 

- you loved to give him affection whenever you could for multiple reasons; you had always liked to do it,  he had never really gotten it before, and it was fun to see him get flustered for a few minutes because he could probably count on one hand the amount of people who had seen him flustered

- and you would literally do it whenever you could

- for a few quick examples

- on the occasion where he brought his work home with him Will would sit at the kitchen table, papers in front of him while he mulled over what about the Chesapeake ripper that had him stumped so hard in terms of like finding him 

- and you were already home from work and you made his favorite dinner which didn’t even dawn on him until the plate was there and he realized that you had done it for him 

-you had thought about his wants and his needs in that moment so hard you decided to make his comfort meal

- boy

- oh 

- boy

- was he flustered

- he ate it but he ate it with an evident blush on his face as you had conversations

- another time he was actually at work

- he was supposed to be looking over a body and he was

- Will stood in the LITERAL MORGUE a body on a slab that was badly decomposed and he heard your voice behind him, speaking quickly with Jack

- “Oh yeah, the recipe is quite easy actually I can pass it along if you like? I’m sure Bella would love em-Will!” 

- he turned around to see you carrying a tupperware of cookies (INTO THE MORGUE) like it was exactly what you were meant to do everyday and walked up to him (much to the interest of Beverly and Brian and Jimmy) 

- “What are you doing here?” he asks, more amused than annoyed

- “Delivering cookies.”

- “Why?”

- “Because I love you and I thought you might want cookies”

- literally no one lets him live it down but it makes everyone warm knowing that you take care of him when he needs it

- another day he was slightly losing his mind

- slightly

- and he was coming back from therapy with Hannibal which never seemed to do him any good now that he was thinking about it but that’s beside the point

- you were out on the porch with the dogs when he pulled up and this was before you had properly moved in so it was odd to see  you there without him but he wasn’t against it

-and he approached you and you looked up at him with a smile on your face

- “I love you so much” was all you said

- no hello or nothing 

- flustered 

- he eventually managed to tell you that he loved you too but it took him a moment

- and you did stuff like that all the time and he loved it

- he literally never felt not loved by you even if you argued

- sometimes you would just kiss his cheek as you walked by with the laundry or something with no context 

- you’d cuddle him without asking

- you played with his hair like it was the last thing you would ever do

- and he loved it

- and boy of boy did he love you

[avarkriss]

rock candy

A Palpatine x Reader x Jar Jar Crack Fic

Rated E for Explicit, C for Crack

Word Count: it does not matter, it is pure eye burning sin (913 if you wanna be specific when you yell at me for this) 

Summary: read the title, then question the life choices you've made that brought you to this point

Warnings: Palpatine. Jar Jar. Threesome. Need I say more?

Special thanks and dedication to @beskars and her awful anons: without you, I might still have the will to live 💕

Author’s Note: If it's not abundantly clear, rock candy is a euphemism. Thanks for making me write this, you bunch of heathens, I'm going to go yeet myself into the sun. Enjoy, share what you can, and be well (I love y'all lmao) ~

This is your LAST warning - do not click read more unless you are very, very prepared for what follows. And even then, it may not be enough. I cannot be held responsible for any therapy bills that result from reading this - my own therapist is going to have a field day with me tomorrow. This is riddled with errors and typos because I cannot look at it any longer - it just adds to how horrid this really is. 

You're really not sure how you ended up in this mess, flanked by Senator Palpatine and Jar Jar, letting their hands run across your body.

"Mesa thinken yousa berry melli," Jar Jar grumbled against you, his voice lower than you had ever heard. 

"Though I hate having to share you with the Gungan he's right, you look just ravishing." Palpatine's lips fell against your ear while his hands toyed with the slit of your dress. 

"Shall I just slide this right off you then?" 

"Do it," you quietly exhaled, closing your eyes as his hands slid down your zipper, the fabric pooling at your feet. 

"Wowza, yousa looky delicious," Jar Jar groaned, his tongue sliding across your nipple as it hardened against the cool air. 

You felt Palpatine shudder against you, his hardness rubbing into your side. Your hands undid his pants as Jar Jar removed his own, their hands and mouths exploring your body. 

When you took them each in your hands they groaned, feeling you stroke them up and down. Jar Jar's tongue dropped lower and lower, sliding against your folds as he moaned. 

He brought his tongue back into his mouth with a loud slurp, placing a heavy kiss to the side of your neck. You moaned, pulling against both Palpatine and Jar Jar, savoring the feeling of having them twitch in your hands. 

"On the bed," Palpatine directed, pointing straight behind you. "Hands and knees." 

You strode to the bed and quickly climbed up, Jar Jar eagerly following behind you. You felt his cool hand rub against the skin of your ass before his fingers started dancing across your slicked entrance. 

Jar Jar's voice was heavy, his eyes bigger than normal as he touched you. "Mesa goen to tongue-grabben yousa up melli lady." 

You moaned as Jar Jar's tongue worked against your pussy, slithering along your folds and teasing at your entrance as you moaned in tandem. 

Not one to be forgotten, Palpatine took your hair in his hand, holding his cock in front of you with the other. You licked your lips before taking him into your mouth, hollowing your cheeks to take him as far back as you could. 

He thrust hard against you, watching you drool around him while your eyes rolled back in your head. When Jar Jar's tongue slipped up and into your cunt you pulsed around him, squealing against Palpatine as Jar Jar tongued against your g-spot. 

Palpatine continued to thrust into your mouth as you dragged your tongue along the underside of his cock, listening to him pant above you while you came apart around Jar Jar's tongue. 

He groaned as your velvet walls crushed against the muscle, crossing his eyes and moaning as he tasted all you had to give.

"Please, can mesa get in yousa?" Jar Jar asked quietly as he kissed up your spine, your own wetness sticking to your skin. 

You released Palpatine's cock for just a moment, a series of yeses tumbling from your lips before Palpatine shoved himself back into your mouth. Jar Jar shifted behind you then, taking his thick Gungan cock in his hand and lining it up to your entrance. 

When he pushed into you, you swallowed Palpatine’s cock once more, feeling him poke at the back of your throat while Jar Jar moaned behind you. He held onto your hips as he thrust, his words unintelligible as Palpatine pulled at your hair. 

He grunted as your moans sent vibrations down his cock, Jar Jar thrusting faster and harder until his rhythm fell apart, spilling deep inside you as you pulsed around him. Palpatine growled, pushing your head from his cock before climbing onto the bed. 

Palpatine shoved Jar Jar to the side and turned you on your back, fisting himself while he took his place between your legs. 

“Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the dark side," he grunted, lining himself up and slowly thrusting into your dripping pussy. 

"Palpatine!" you cried out, the sheets tangling in your hands. 

"No," he said sternly, holding your chin as he looked down at you, momentarily still. "You will call me Papitine." 

You looked confused for a moment before nodded your head fervently, “yes Papitine!” 

He sneered at you before thrusting into you, his hips snapping against yours while your legs wrapped around his waist, Jar Jar moving to sit at the head of the bed to watch the scene unfold. 

Palpatine buried his head in your neck, sucking against your skin as you cried out for him, quickly approaching your release once more. 

"Are you gonna come?" he croaked, nails digging into your hips as he slammed against you, slowly dragging his tongue across your collarbone. 

"Yes Papitine, yes!" Your voice was thin and raspy - ready do break. 

"Do it," he shouted, hips faltering against yours as he fought off his own release, punctuating his words with heavy thrusts. "Do! It!"  

You came with a cry, feeling him spill into you as you did. He licked your chin before pulling back from you, sitting up as the door to the room opened, Jabba slowly slithering in - 

You sat upright in your bed in a cold sweat, clutching your blankets to your chest. 

“Maker,” you whispered, panting as you blinked your eyes. “I think Palpatine has fallen to the dark side,” you mused to yourself, eyes searching around your chambers as your breathing slowly evened. 

“I must tell Obi-Wan at once.”

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[lionfloss]

cancer sun gemini moon leo rising

roast me

you said roast so.. lol :') jk i dont think any sign has only bad traits and a lot of traits can be considered bad or good depending on context cancer suns can be needy and insecure, romanticize a lot, have a nurturing manor and loves to host and make ppl happy, but can sometimes have motives other than to just make others content. typically comes with long, winding strings. gemini moon wowza! probably mood swings, changes your mind a lot (not a bad things) , empathetic within limits, very talkative, venting as therapy, over-analyzer, can be quick to judge but tends to adapt and understand in the end. and i feel like that adaptability can come off as two faced, but really you can just learn and tolerate to be around all sorts of people, and kind of mend your personality based on who you are with (i esp feel this last part and my sun and rising are in gemini) Leo rising (plus ur cancer sun) you prob like to party or at least do things in group settings, want to lowkey be the center of attention. I feel like Leos can sometimes live in their own world and seem really naive, cause they will believe whatever makes them happy or what makes sense right when they hear it. this doesnt apply to all leos, esp in different placements but i feel like leos are the hott & ditzy type HAH, like a golden retriever or something.

[whiskeyote]

wowza what a fucking... Month

I don't know how to accurately reflect the weight and release of everything

"yesterday" (it's 2am and I haven't slept so it was today, ok?) I was formally, on-paper, diagnosed with PTSD + cPTSD. That is not only hugely validating, it's also hugely clarifying. I don't have bipolar, BPD or ADHD, which is why none of the repetition/routine-based therapies (including meds)!! I've tried over the years have worked in the long term. Put simply, I was always trying to either mentally override or suppress my way out of feeling how much fear and pain I'm really in, all of the time. I even mistook my buried emotional pain for a lack of general ability and "lack of focus". No shit, I'm trying to prevent the atomic bomb of abandonment trauma from detonating inside of myself 24/7. I see that now.

this, of course, also means I have to pick at the denial I've built like a shell around myself to survive that feeling. I can't say my experiences as a child and young teenager "weren't that bad" or that "other people had it so much worse than me". like. cPTSD is classified as a more severe form of PTSD, but if I let myself entertain the thought that people with "simple" PTSD have it "so much better than me", that'd be wacky, invalidating and unfair to say!! I truly don't believe that at all, either, so why would I apply the principle in reverse? Trauma is trauma. It isn't a contest. (And if/when it is, you're talking to a narcissist)!

I went from unintentionally almost totally setting fire to a nearly 6 year relationship (fuuuuuck) to understanding intimately what the hell it is that makes me behave so erratically and explosively in the first place. In a MONTH. Aaaand I think this is the moment my life finally changes for the better in a sustainable sense.

I'm doing some self-guided DBT, because I acknowledge my reactive habits aren't helpful. I'm looking into meds that facilitate healthy emotional integration and regulation vs. sheer suppression and dissociation. (clonazepam, I love you for everything you helped me to survive thus far, but it's time we parted ways). I'm also looking into the crucial missing piece here: trauma-focused therapy. You can't truly heal from what you haven't properly dealt with. Turns out, I was trained exactly how not to deal with it ever, and that's the unlearning I gotta do. I was blessed to have a great psych today, who pointed me in the direction of some affordable options. Thanks, universe. I'm ready for the call.

[roccinan]

1/n 😳 just read your reincarantion au and ?? excuse you canon itself is tragic how dare you make it a thousand times more tragic!!! 😭 andrés you absolute dumbass - martín and the prof are your only braincells which they share with you at times - you are exclusively a MORON omg just imagine waiting all that time (1000 yrs!) to get there and then just LEAVING HIM FOR A STUPID MINT HEIST NOOOO U GET BACK THERE & tell your hermanito (if he exists in this au) to print his damn bills on his own!

2/n yeah, you return to Martin immediately (or omg what if in this au,,, he actually gets OUT of the mint and enters the tunnel!) and tell Sergio if he can replace the unpredictable Martin with the oh so mature Rio and the ever reliable Tokyo, he can replace you ! Might also wanna tell your brother abt your slightly suicidal tendencies mate. But, stop projecting this acceptance of death, go to therapy, more importantly, go back to martin, find a frickin cure!! AND LIVE!! HAPPILY! EVER! AFTER

3/n OH I read it again and the whole thing sounds so good! Like your creativity? Your ideas? Forget a fountain of youth, I want to dip into the wells of your inspiration because WOWZA you are amazing! I love the rome idea becz somehow idk why I've always been fascinated by ancient rome ... great setting! And then ofc andrés is the pretentious type to search for a fountain of youth (ARE THEY PIRATES IN THIS LIFE ASKFHSK) and the 18th century one aaaaah that's exactly how I'd imagine them ! 

n/n An artist and an architect! and finally Andrés realises the constant and that's when he chooses to drink the water WHYYYY and oml I've always felt for Andrés and his tragic childhood and health and stuff and you just took that and went x1000 becz he asked for it exchange for Martin and I just - 😭😭 and then he LEFT him because he's unaware of their history!! 

Hi anon! Thanks for stopping by again and happy new year! Ahhh, thanks so much for the interest in the reincarnation AU. And once again, I’m adsfasdfasdf at your compliments- thank you :’D

What can I say? Reincarnation AUs beg for angst, and 1000yr pining was too delicious to resist. Also your quote, “andrés you absolute dumbass - martín and the prof are your only braincells which they share with you at times - you are exclusively a MORON” if that doesn’t describe Andres, I don’t know what does omg. You’re right and you should say it. He is a moron, exclusively. Martin is moronsexual. 

Andres is extra dumb in this AU because he managed to wait 1000 years and then forgot about it. And yes, hermanito exists in this AU! At least in the “canon” lifetime. I’m not sure if it’d be too self-indulgent to include Sergio in all the other lifetimes too LOL. Also kinda like the idea of Sergio being his brother specifically in this lifetime- makes it more special in a way! 

Since I haven’t actually written anything yet, this AU is a fullon “maybe” so MAYBE Andres might never enter the mint or maybe he’ll get out, or maybe they’ll bring Martin into the gang instead of Rio. All a big maybe! I can’t decide if I want to go the tragic route all the way through or to let them have a semihappy ending after 1000+ years of dumbass pining XD

You flatter me anon :’D As for inspiration, was thinking of reincarnation themes and edits from other fandoms, and thought “berlermo needs one too!” and here we are. I also liked the Rome setting as a starting point! In life #2, I was thinking of them as two idiots like Miguel and Tulio LOL but now that you’ve put pirates in my mind, that’s what they’re going to be. (Unsuccessful) pirates!

Glad you vibe with the 18/19th century one ;) I figured that Andres had to be a professional artist in at least one of these lives, and Martin was still more “mechanically” minded. And of course Andres had to choose to drink the water immediately after realizing he’s in love with Martin. Dumbass smh

Also, I 100% want to write this AU for the specific purpose of “Andres” giving up literally everything canon Andres thought he wanted in life, in order to share a life with Martin. Which he then leaves because he drank the water :’D But we’ll see if he remembers regardless!