#i love the jeon parks they are shameless af

[whysojiminimnida]

The Jeon-Parks jeonparking their way through off-day rehearsals:

I know I know. I saw these and initially went “but where’s the moon tattoo though” but

Turns out I was panicked for no reason because that moon is placed a bit lower that I thought. Go me, way to use those visual spatial skills.

My dude just loves a loose neckline onstage. Thank all the gods. Made me gay gasp and clutch my pearls for a second BUT I DIGRESS

Look at them out there just about to do one of these

I can’t wait until tomorrow HELP

[whysojiminimnida]

At Level 5 cuteness, a Jeon in the wild is often overcome by a need to spin his boyfriend around in a princess carry hold. At Level 7, the Park participant in this aegyo party must evolve from cutie to sexy, a process which may result in hickeys.

jeon jungkook, a maknae who is weak for his hyung’s aegyo 

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caught in HD: 

[avmisworld]

Jungkook as your boyfriend:

●     Y'all know Jungkook is MAJOR bf material

●     The cutest bean uwu

●     At the start of your relationship he was probably a bit awkward

●     The poor guy is so inexperienced he forgot what it's like talking to a girl who isn't doing his makeup lol

●     Is scared to do something you won't like so he's always really careful with his words and actions

●     Eventually he'll ease into it and become the shameless loving crackhead you know today

●     But sometimes he'll still get a little shy

●     Whenever he says something too cheesy or makes a cute mistake or you compliment him

●     Always has the cutest bunny smile during these moments

●     Always puts your needs before his own

●     If you're a foreigner, he'll spend hours learning your native language

●     Even though you know Korean and you have no problem communicating uwu

●     Makes sure you're eating well and sleeping enough

●     Even when he's on diets and sleeps two hours a day max :(

●     Always insists to help you even if you don't need it

●     "Y/N, let me help you"

●     "Babe, I'm combing my hair..?"

●     Is always ready to tell you how amazing and beautiful you are whenever you get insecure about your body and talents :'(

●     Is legitimately confused why you would ever be insecure in the first place

●     When he is insecure tho

●     You just tell him the harsh truth

●     That he's the world's cutest, most talented and golden bunny, and he's precious to ARMY and to his members uwu

●     Tells you he loves you at least a hundred times a day just to see you blush and avoid his eyes cutely

●     His favorite thing is making you laugh

●     Loves it when you make him laugh as well

●     He's an hilarious person so he doesn't have to try much to succeed

●     Loves to make funny faces at you during one of your fake-serious banters

●     You two have a shit ton of private jokes (wtf is funny about a plastic cup????)

●     You live on sending each other memes and stupid videos of people falling down stairs lmfao

●     You two are severe crackheads oof

●     It's very likely to find the two of you awake at 3 am having a dance party or karaoke after too much wine

●     Constantly having tickle fights, wrestling matches, pillow fights, what not

●     Do not forget that JK is a savage little shit

●     And that doesn't change because you are his girlfriend *sigh*

●     Teases you about everything and anything

●     Places things high up on purpose just so he can show up later with his chest puffed out and take it down for you with a smirk

●     "Did I hear a damsel in distress?"

●     But makes sure not to take it too far uwu

●     This kid is competitive af omg

●     A relationship with him means turning everything into some race or bet

●     "I bet I can finish this hot dog faster than you"

●     "Whoever brushes their teeth faster gets to shower first!"

●     You see this a lot when the two of you game as well

●     There is no way you can date Jeon Jungkook without playing Overwatch at least once lol

●     Video game tournaments

●     He wins most of the time but if he'll ever lose it's because he let you smh

●     Is competitive also when it comes to other people

●     Always has to prove to you that he's the best and that you made the right choice dating him

●     Like you would ever doubt that pffft

●     Whenever someone impresses you Jungkook would just jump out and be like

●     "That's pretty cool, but did you see the new move I learned?" *breaks neck*

●     Going to a fun fair would just be you going back home with a truckload of plushies from Jungkook winning in all the booths kfkfkd

●     Dates with him are so cute and fun

●     He loves taking you out sm

●     It doesn't matter if it's movie night, ramen dates, dinner dates, lunch dates, beach dates, amusement park dates, coffee dates, workout dates, study dates, ice-skating dates

●     Jungkook's inner child always comes out with you

●     Probably because he never really got the time to be a real child :(

●     You're the only person aside from his members and family who gets to see the real him

●     He's so whipped for you

●     Literal heart eyes

●     Can't stop staring at you with twinkling eyes and a wide bunny smile

●     When you catch him he'll look away and blush but he'll feel satisfied when he sees you blush as well uwu

●     He finds everything you do adorable and can't help but send you bashful laughs and affectionate gazes

●     even if he won't admit it kkk

●     Compliments you all the time

●     Compliments about your looks, your outfits, your smallest, most insignificant achievements uwu

●     Always notices the small things about you that no one else does

●     "Wow, Y/N, these new earrings look so good on you, babe"

●     Basically Jungkook loves to spoil you hehe

●     Buys you presents all the damn time

●     You don't encourage him to do so because you hate feeling like he's your sugar daddy or smth and you aren't with him from his money

●     But he just can't help it when he sees something he knows you'll like

●     Spends more time shopping for you than for himself

●     But it's all worth the gleam of excitement in your eyes when you see his presents

●     Even if you playfully slap him and pout

●     "I told you to stop wasting money on me!"

●     Also makes you his own personal presents uwu

●     Usually gives you them before he goes on tour to cheer you up

●     Anything from portraits of you he drew secretly, to paintings of beautiful landscapes, to songs he wrote for you, to a collage of pictures you took of you

●     Jungkook loves taking pictures and videos of you

●     Takes snaps of you secretly cause he knows you're shy uwu

●     His camera roll and gallery is entirely filled with pictures of you sleeping, eating, laughing, smiling, staring, talking, etc…

●     Plus cute selfies and candid shots of the two of you with huge grins and arms wrapped around each other

●     And memey selfies of the two of you that you would literally bury yourself if anyone would find lol

●     Also has little, random videos of you just scrolling on your phone or something

●     "Y/N, look at mee~~"

●     It's really hard when Jungkook leaves for tour for both of you

●     Late night video calls almost every day

●     Even when Kook is after a concert, with his eyelids sticking to each other like glue π-π

●     Calls you half asleep and the two of you just talk about meaningless stuff until one of you falls asleep uwu

●     Sends you snaps all day of him and the guys and everything they're doing

●     Does it so you'll see he's having fun and staying healthy

●     Wants you to do the same so you send him selfies of you and your boring university lifestyle

●     He insists that he finds it interesting and that he wants to see your face

●     "I can't be deprived of touching you and seeing you! It's too much."

●     Doesn't answer texts ever so you mostly communicate through phone/video calls and snaps/memes

●     When he comes back from tour you wait for him at the airport

●     His face lights up when he sees you and he smiles so wide π-π

●     No matter how exhausted he is he runs to you like a lighting bolt

●     Hugs you tightly and twirls you around while the other members watch fondly

●     One of the few times he'll agree to so much PDA

●     Usually he doesn't really like being too touchy in public

●     But he always holds your hand just to make sure you're next to him, safe and sound uwu

●     Brings you so much souvenirs from his trip abroad to make you feel like you were there with him

●     Snow globes, magnets, clothes, key chains, plushies…

●     All of it to remind you he thought about you every single day he was away

●     When you're together you're so domestic

●     If it's making food together, Jungkook teaching you BTS' newest choreo, working out, or even cleaning the house together

●     Nothing's boring with Jungkook

●     He's a whole different person when you're alone

●     Calls you sweet nicknames like "baby", "babe", "jagi", "princess" and "angel"

●     He's singing all day so it feels like your constantly stuck in "The Greatest Showman"

●     But you can't really complain cause Gukkie's sweet honey voice is your favourite thing to hear

●     Sometimes he'll talk to you in songs only to piss you off

●     But most of the time he'll sing to you when you can't sleep or when you feel sad or sick

●     He'll comb his hands through your hair gently while he sings to you softly *heart-attack*

●     Picks you up all the time

●     It might be because he loves to prove that he's strong enough to protect you and cherish you

●     But also because he loves hearing your shrieks of surprise and soft laughter

●     Piggybacks on the street, carrying you bridal style around the house, lifting you up like a baby in his arms when you playfully fight and twirling you around

●     Just all the time really

●     "Okay, okay, I'm sorry~~ Please let me down"

●     Because you live together when he's in Korea you're always stealing his clothes

●     He pretends to not like it and demands you to give it back to him

●     But if you're ever cold or in the need of some clothing he'll be the first to throw you his wardrobe

●     His slightly possessive nature feeds off seeing you all small and soft in his clothes

●     It probably turns him on tbh

●     Because of this he has a big thing for couple items as well

●     Whether it's outfits, phone cases, lockscreens, accessories, and eventually jewelry (like promise rings uwu)

●     Brags about you to the members 24/7

●     "Look at this picture I took of Y/N when she wasn't looking! Isn't she the prettiest?"

●     "Hyung, did you hear that Y/N was voted for best student in her class? Wah, I was really so impressed! She's a genius."

●     The members high-key tease him for it and say it's annoying

●     But they secretly think it's adorable how happy you make him and adore you so much for it fr

●     You getting along with the rest of the members so well makes Jungkook really happy

●     Even though he might get too protective sometimes

●     Gets jealous often and is horrible at hiding it despite not saying it directly smh

●     Watches from afar when you laugh at something Taehyung says, pinching his cheek lightly

●     His eyebrows are furrowed and he's tonguing his cheek like he always does when he's jealous

●     Eventually he has enough and comes over to you

●     Pecks your cheek or pulls you to sit in his lap and tells everyone about the date you have planned for tomorrow

●     "So, me and Y/N are planning to go to a picnic tomorrow at Han river…"

●     And you're trying so hard not to smile cause he's just being so obvious and you find it cute

●     A few time his jealousy leads to fights tho

●     Fighting with Jungkook in general is a rare occurrence

●     But when you do fight it can get pretty bad

●     Rather than shouting or losing his temper, Jungkook tends to shut himself off when the fight is serious

●     He stays quiet and talks only when it's necessary

●     "Whatever" "Do what you want"

●     It's mostly because he's afraid to say something he'll regret later

●     He'll probably leave the apartment and go to the gym/studio/dorm room to calm down and clear his head

●     Because both of you have big egos, it might take a few days to make up

●     If Jungkook's at fault, he will eventually swallow his pride and apologize to you

●     If it were the other way around tho

●     You're not going to hear a word from him until you admit you were at fault

●     No matter how much it'll hurt him to be away from you

●     Even after the fight is over it might take a little time for things to go back to how they were

●     Because Jungkook's pride and insecurities might get in the way of him approaching you

●     But with enough patience you'll be back to being the inseparable couple you were before

●     In case you think I forgot

●     Skinship is a must in your relationship

●     Jungkook loves to cuddle with you

●     He's always the big spoon, with his hands underneath your (his) shirt, just gently caressing the skin of your stomach and hips

●     Or with you laying on top of his chest, legs tangled together

●     A lot of times cuddling leads to heated make out sessions and even more

●     When he's troubled or exhausted he likes to nuzzle his head in the junction between your shoulder and neck and just breathe you in

●     Tight hugs when you see each other after a while with his hands pressing your face to his chest protectively

●     Back hugs are a must obviously

●     Creeps up behind you when you're working and scares the frick out of you when he wraps his arms around your waist

●     Loves forehead kisses because it's another opportunity to boast about how tall he is smh

●     Also cheek kisses, nose kisses, ear kisses, neck kisses, knuckle kisses and lip kisses ofc lol

●     Kisses you out of the blue and then pretends like nothing happened

●     "Sorry, I couldn't help it"

●     Lots of sweet, soft, loving kisses uwu

●     Has a thing for nibbling/biting you (mostly your earlobe/bottom lip/fingers)

●     Loves giving hickeys oml

●     It fits his possessive nature perfectly

●     The more people know you belong to him, the better

●     Loves when you sit in his lap skdjd

●     He wraps his arms around your stomach and pulls you closer so he can place his chin on your shoulder, occasionally leaving butterfly kisses all over your neck and shoulders

●     Also into cuter things like poking your cheeks when you do something cute, ruffling your hair, tickling you and pinching your cheeks and bopping your nose.

●     When it comes to bed, Jungkook is definitely a dom

●     Just like he is on stage kdkck

●     Puts your pleasure before his own and makes sure you're a 10474859% with whatever he's doing beforehand

●     Sex after a fight or after he gets jealous and needs to remind himself you're only his

●     Dirty talk ahhhh

●     He can also be soft tho

●     Like when he's making love to you omg my hearteu

●     Whispering praises and sweet words in your ear

●     Staring into your eyes with his dark, intense ones

●     Moans alot and likes it when you do too

●     Occasionally he lets you have the upper hand

●     Doesn't spend too much time on aftercare because he wants to go back to holding you as quickly as possible

●     The two of you fall asleep naked with your bodies completely tangled together

●     Also likes showering with you

●     less in a sexual way and more as another opportunity to pamper you

●     Scrubs you carefully and puts shampoo for you

●     Uses soap foam to grow you a fake beard this boi srsly

●     Basically he loves you like no one else and you're destined to be

●     The best boi there is <3

[lunarimagines]

Hi sorry I know this is completely random but I just recently found BTS and was wondering if you could be able to explain their personalities. Sometimes with a lot of the different writing styles it's hard to tell and I get confused

I understand. I felt the same way when I first got into BTS. I can certainly try my best! If anybody else has anything to add to this, please do :) 

Kim Namjoon aka Rap Monster 

very thoughtful towards others and very passionate about music

incredibly smart, he has an extremely high IQ

he was an underground rapper before he went to BigHit

he has said he isn’t good at dancing but he has improved greatly

is actually pretty shy outside of his circle

is known for breaking things and can’t cook… on weekly idol he tried to cut an onion the wrong way… before I didn’t even realize you could cut an onion so horribly wrong

he puts 110% into everything he does and some people still hate on him…

is also known for downloading porn… interpret that how you’d like

he’s actually savage af but only towards the other members when they deserve it

very, very patient 

he’s fluent in English, and his English has improved a lot. it was amazing before but in the past year of two it’s gotten incredible

he pretty openly supports the lgbt+ community

creative as hell; he’s one of the members who writes lyrics to bts’ songs

a fashion icon- no joke he’s beginning to experiment in fashion to find new sides of himself and he has a “series” on Twitter called “Kim Daily” or “#김데일리”

also, back to the smart thing, he was in the top 1 percentile at school… one of the most difficult things to achieve in South Korea 

he has a dog named Rap Mon… it’s cute tho

Kim Seokjin aka Jin

loves cooking and is very good at it

helpful when it comes to cooking too… I think he just wants everyone to be safe (especially Namjoon)

his pink flip phone is iconic 

he’s actually in love with super mario 

he works out a lot and his shoulders are gigantic 

has said he isn’t good at dancing but he’s really improved!

savage af; he will destroy the other members 

makes bad jokes that only Jimin laughs at… 

he’s very confident in his looks and he very well should be have you seen him???

he has a dog and his dog is very cute

he’s graduated from college!!!!!!!!

loves to eat and has a show called Eat Jin which is adorable

cuteness king and that makes all of the other members cringe

laughs a lot and his laugh gets kind of squeaky and high pitched 

confident 

works hard, especially when it comes to dancing 

vocal king and has improved a lot

Min Yoongi aka Suga

was an underground performer 

had a rough training period (predebut)

seems cold on the outside but is actually a ball of happiness and sunshine

judges the members and will call them out occasionally

confident on camera but not quite as confident off-camera. like everyone, he has his doubts and insecurities

works way too hard… I’m worried he’s going to overwork himself tbh

“”candid photos”“

very passionate about music 

very protective towards the ones he loves

naps… very relatable

actually really good at basketball??????? he may be small but he’s fierce and that boy can jump

pretty straightforward about things

his mixtape is fire and the lyrics are incredibly deep and meaningful

tries to be cool, and is pretty cool, but he is also a massive dork

producer!min

a massive cheater when it comes to games… watch bts gayo track………..

his dancing has improved a lot!

will speak his mind

has a dog!!!!

Jung Hoseok aka J-Hope

was an underground performer

insanely good dancer

the actual sun!!! smiles for days!!! laughs for days!!!! 

also very savage??? but only to the members

“It’s hard to punch someone who looks to happy all the time.” - Jimin

the classic J-Nope vine… iconic

he’s not good with scary things

screams and yells a lot

very helpful. he really wants to see others succeed

scary when mad according to the other members

but! the majority of the time he’s very happy and cheerful

outgoing

cuteness king

finger hearts for days… hearts for days in general

incredibly passionate

he didn’t know much about rap when he entered BigHit, but he was excited to learn

nags the other members but only because he wants them to achieve a lot… and clean the dorm

hardworking af

a cute dog!!!!!! for a cute boy!!!

Kim Taehyung aka V

wanted the other members to have a good first impression of him the pure boy

hype man

will go along with crazy ideas

makes fun of the other members…. but lowkey

box smiles!!! laughter!!! overflowing with joy!!!

vocal king

actually incredibly caring about the others

outgoing

does his best to make others feel comfortable

forgetful… once lost all of his luggage in a foreign country

made it his goal to annoy the older members everyday according to an interview he did a couple of years ago

hardworking… like, insanely hardworking

actor!tae

“Go hang out with you Hwarang hyungs!” - Jimin

back to the hype man thing! once called a staff member out for only talking about Jungkook graduating when Jin had also just graduated

his twitter selfies are iconic

partner in crime = Jimin

creative!! 

“I’m not leaving you until you laugh.” - Taehyung… also Gordon Ramsay 

pretty chill guy… when he got lost in a foreign country he blew dandelions and looked at flowers

tries to communicate with everyone

has a dog and a cat!!!!!!!

Park Jimin aka Jimin

smiles all the time

laughs at Seokjin’s bad jokes

pops up in almost every Bangtan Bomb

an amazing dancer and an incredibly hard worker

will practice dance for hours

nice to the other members… mostly (he’ll make fun of them sometimes though…)

will also go along with crazy ideas

a ball of sunshine who is way too cute for his own good

actually kind of shy

 vocal king!!!!!

is very sexy on stage so most people associate him with that, which he is, but he’s also the sweetest and cutest and squishiest boy in the world

shameless

competitive

considerate of the members, but he’s lowkey about it

ambitious and loves to set goals

photographer!jimin

partner in crime = Taehyung

partner in crime = Jungkook (occasionally)

Jeon Jungkook aka Jungkook

actually pretty shy and quiet around people he doesn’t know

a problem solver 

graduated high school!!!

incredibly hardworking; he beats himself up a lot if he’s not perfect

dance king

vocal king

meme…

once ate a ton of ramen really late at night and documented it on twitter

shy laughs

please protect him and if anyone makes him sad or cry again like those men who wouldn’t eat his burgers I will throw hands

loves and supports his members even if he does tease them occasionally

good at almost everything he does… nah he’s good at everything

yes he’s sexy on stage, but off stage he’s a funny and happy boy and he’s sometimes quiet

incredibly thoughtful

he’s also learning English

usually wins at games

competitive

not a math whiz

artist!jungkook

once said he hates studying

dog named cloud!!!!!

[whysojiminimnida]

So basically what this means is that K-media totally calls Jikook the Jeon-Parks.

I just won the whole damned internet.

wait i’m confused 😭😭 can you explain a little more on jimin and jks name having a hyphen

So K-media has been reporting all evening about BTS arriving home in Korea with airport pics and articles. This particular article snapped a photo of the Maknae line walking through the airport together, and titled their photo/mini article over their arrival "BTS V and Jungkook-Jimin together"

These 2 articles did the exact same thing as well. "BTS V, Jungkook-Jimin"

So that is 3 sererate media outlets that have put JK and JM together in a unit basically instead of listing them as V, Jungkook and Jimin. Or any other order. They merged them into a unit like they have done with other couples. Like I mentioned the "Song-Song" couple and how they hyphenate their names together in media posts about them

So while this by no means actually really means anything or confirms anything or really says anything... it's just interesting to note. K-media considers them as a unit or a pair. BTS members talk about them as a unit. They are beloved in Korea. It's just.... INTERESTING. You may all draw whatever conclusions you want from this. Lol

[chimmyangel]

You're my 3 a.m. thoughts (36373 words) by KookIsMine Chapters: 14/? Fandom: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Jeon Jungkook/Park Jimin, Jung Hoseok | J-Hope/Min Yoongi | Suga, Jeon Jungkook/Kim Taehyung | V Characters: Jeon Jungkook, Park Jimin, Kim Taehyung | V, Jung Hoseok | J-Hope, Min Yoongi | Suga Additional Tags: jikook - Freeform, Romance, Smut, Alternate Universe - High School, Pastel Jimin, I Tried, Implied/Referenced Suicide, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Badboy Jungkook???, Ugh.. I suck at this, Swearing, Bullying, Child Abuse, Emotional/Psychological Abuse, Implied/Referenced Drug Use, Dirty Talk, kinky af, Possessive Behaviour, and other freaky shit, Mpreg, cuz i fucking want it, vkook, Innocent Jimin, Fluff, dark themes, Light Bondage, I'm Bad At Tagging, Implied/Referenced Underage Sex, Bad Parenting, Unhealthy Obsession, Sex Toys, Choking Kink, Shameless Smut, Blow Jobs, Loss of Virginity, Body Worship, Unrequited Love, Heartbreak, Jealousy, Love Triangles, Orgasm Denial, Rough Sex, Humiliation kink, Like, once - Freeform, Writing on the Body, Body Insecurities, Crying, Boys In Love, Its messed up, I'm going to Hell. Summary:

You're playing with matches and I have a paper heart. - Jeon Jungkook.

You make me a mess and god, I love it so much. - Park Jimin.

~ A story where Bad Boy Jungkook falls for Pastel Jimin. They know they're made of glass. They know that they'll crack, break and eventually shatter. ~

But when you're in love, who the fuck cares?

[whysojiminimnida]

I just got stuck on this for like … a minute.

Because look idc what you think about body language or whatever, this is …

You cannot convince me that jikook isn’t actively jikooking the jikookery. Not with balls out for Jimin-ssi and that arm and thigh placement. Just friends my ass. If Jimin dicked up on anyone like that the whole fandom would implode BUT HE DOESN’T and why? Because his man already got the power point posturing handled. 6

JeiKei is kinda the king of body language actually anyway but this is just relaxed chilling with his man and their friends. This is the kinda thing you see on vacation with your disgustingly happy married friends. This is Saturday morning post party with the Jeon-Parks. He doesn’t even have to look, he just knows where Jimin’s ass belongs and he’s just making sure it gets there and stays there. That’s all.

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3You cannot convince me that jikook isn’t actively jikooking the jikookery. Not with balls out for Jimin-ssi and that arm and thigh placement. Just friends my ass. If Jimin dicked up on anyone like that the whole fandom would implode BUT HE DOESN’T and why? Because his man already got the power point posturing handled. 63

[whysojiminimnida]

So hey Jeon-Park nation, how we doin’?

Because I mean

“Babe hey babe”

“Yeah bb, we working, what up?”

“Lemme hold your hand one time real quick.”

“Baby. I think even ARMY knows it’s never one time and it’s rarely real quick. But okay.”

“I know babe but I just love you though.”

“I know, baby. I love you too.”

[whysojiminimnida]

This is what a glass closet looks like. This is what showing, not telling looks like. This is what a ripple effect looks like. This is what an open secret looks like.

Sooo they are jikookers? Because let's be honest, there are thousands, maybe millions of photos of Jimin alone but they decided to include one with Jungkook? Sus

[whysojiminimnida]

So did Jungkook ask Jimin if he wanted to go make out or

Yeah.

I mean it’s kind of a meme now. Very Korean e-boy. They on their wink wink nudge nudge giggle giggle shit.

But yeah. I’m deceased. And also Jimin didn’t say he wasn’t hungry. Just that he was sleepy so let’s go sleep apparently.

but I think there’s also like a two hour block from when Jimin said he was sleeping at 6AM until he actually slept at 8AM and I don’t know what kind of ramyeon happened then. All I know is BH is being real cagey about not releasing those Behind the Scenes until later.

Although this part was fun to watch ngl.

[whysojiminimnida]

How and when did you became an ARMY and a jikooker

I was aware of BTS as early as 2014. But tbh I really didn’t pay attention to them as a viable music source until later. I’m old and SHINHWA, Park Ji Yoon and Rain were kinda more my thing. Jimin and Jungkook specifically grabbed my attention when they did the now-iconic 2015 “Perfect Man” cover and Jimin killed with Minwoo’s part and those dance moves omg. Also I thought the name Jung Kook was a stupid translation of a lovely name. I was in a whole bitch phase for awhile there.

So I knew who BTS was and primarily who Jimin was. I was in it for the dancers so I got to know Hobi and Jungkook (I got used to it) too and eventually everyone else. I was having a pretty intense life, so I didn’t pursue my stan journey right away. My BTS fan experience is a slow burn acquaintances to lovers fan fiction ft. Jimin and Jungkook as the dancer and singer who live in an apartment together, oblivious to my clumsy existence, basically. For several years I admired them on a “wow that nine tailed fox dance damn” and “Airplane Pt 2 is my jam huh those guys seem close” way.

But then Black Swan happened. Black Swan is my jam. And probably yours too but the thing about Black Swan for me is that my ballet dancer ass woke the fuck up and went like

Because in case you are unaware, that choreo is heavily lifted from the gayest of gay ballets, Matthew Bourne’s Swan Lake. AKA the Billy Elliot Supertwink Version. And this former ballerina was LIVING. Living I tell you.

And also suddenly paying attention to more than just Jimin and a few songs I liked and felt cool for discovering years earlier like 45 million ARMYs weren’t already at the party. Specifically I noticed that Jungkookie grew the hell UP and also there was nothing straight going on in that household. I mean

And I bought albums and went back over stuff I’d enjoyed on a surface level, mostly 3J dances tbh, and realized that Yoongi is a genius and down the rabbit hole I went with my Jeon-Park House Elf agenda along for the ride.

TL;DR I knew about them for a long time and paid distracted attention until the gays did the thing and my inner fruit fly lost its mind and gave me a parasocial set of relationships about a year ago. Now I’m full on delusional and a massive OT7 stan with a gay double bias and it feels good man.

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Didn't Korean fans say that the desire thing was about JK finally being able to drink and that's why he pointed at both J-Hope and JM?

Some did. Some, but not all, and some thought maybe JeiKei was doing a little cover dance with that snappy snap move. Sooooo here's what I did. I have a good friend, let's call him Kevin because his name is Kevin. Kevin is a grown ass adult man who is Korean by birth but raised and educated in the US before moving back to Korea after college. Kevin is not my only friend with some local knowledge but he is the one I asked about this question so we're using Kevin for demonstration purposes. Everyone say hi to Kevin from Itaewon. Kayso Kevin and I watched this video right here.

We watched the whole thing because watch original content kids. And it's so cute. The pointy part comes in at 15:30 on the nose and the whole point-tongue pop-change point to Jimin happens at 15:33-34, with giggles and "I believe you know what" directly after. Like so many moments, especially pre-2016, it's fast and Jimin and Hobi's reactions are adorable. So I watched this with my gay gay gay K-bro and my determination was that, based on what I'd been told, Jungkook was probably referring to drinking or partying it up a bit and was just fanservicing right along, like you do.

Kevin disagreed with me.

Kevin asked me “what kind of denial” I was smoking. That is a direct quote.

He says that not only were they already doing the thing here but that Hobi been informed or at least knew that someone or something was going down.

I said well they were living together and Hobi and Jimin were roommates and he was like “oh well no secrets in that house then”.

More interesting to him than the pointed question was the general demeanor. He said Jimin was visibly nervous, to his eye, and Kookie was “feeling his goddamn fruity pebbles” that day. Which tracks with my original reaction before I was told not to flail about it, honestly.

And then Kevin from Itaewon said a cool thing. He said and I quote:

“Don’t dismiss their eyes just because you don’t speak Korean well. People in love look the same no matter what language they speak.”

Coming from a language teacher, even. Don’t dismiss their eyes. Their eyes tell.

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MY JIMIN HEART Y’ALL

I mean just talking to him on the phone on Live is bad enough. Our boy got his Flirty JeiKei Voice on. And the blushes and sighs I can’t….

BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE

Because apparently our Jungkookie is not a bunny. He’s evolved into Sexy Kangaroo Who Likes Getting His Jungboobies Slapped. I’m just calling that kink “Kangakoo” from now on, we been seeing it since Run in the purple fits.

I mean I really don’t know what else they can do. Gods, bringing that closet door down must be a whole new gay world for the Jeon-Parks. Happy birthday, Jimin.

A very happy birthday, indeed.

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So all right kids JeiKei was late and wearing the sexy sexy VLive pajamas

And Jimin just happened to be up so they could have another in a long series of “we stayed up just us and maybe got a lil buzz on” dates

And then it devolved into something along these lines

“Babe. Hey babe. I wanna work out, it’s upper body day and I got a little dancing in on Live and you will like it but my jungboobies feel neglected tho.”

“It’s 2 am, baby, but we have a gym. You know I’m down to watch you sweat.”

“Okay let’s get it but babe. Hey babe. You wanna spot me for pull-ups?”

“In that outfit, Jeon? Assisted pull-ups, more like. Lemme get a grip on those legs. You’re a whole view from here.”

“Yeah, babe, what do we call this again?”

“Foreplay, Jungkook-ah. We call it foreplay.”

Yeah, we’re all deceased when the ITS2 behinds finally air.

[whysojiminimnida]

So okay Taehyung actually was at the art thingy

He just wasn’t there with Jungkook.

ETA: Even though the mass media had posted one pic of Tae with a woman purported to be the girl in question’s mother, I have deleted it from this post.

Originally I posted it as it was with the article and statement as published. But when Tae is this upset I don’t think I feel okay about leaving it up. So it gone now.

Oh. Okay then.

And if they are dating on the DL good for them, good for them. If not, an official kinda-denial has been made by the company.

No official denial has ever been made about these two though.

I mean.

I’m just saying. We know where Jungkook was. We know where Taehyung was. We know they weren’t together

And we know who was.

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OH HOLY MOTHER OF FUUU-

I-

I see someone brought Sassy Gay Jungkook to the photo shoot that day.

Probably because Kitty Gang Jimin has returned in all his glory, I mean I’d show up with flaming sequins on for that

Y’all my health is being affected in some way by all this. They keep jikooking all over the Jeon-Park shared crime base and ya girl could be in heaven or hell by sunrise.