#it’s just vacation with the Jeon-Parks and Bam

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So did Jungkook ask Jimin if he wanted to go make out or

Yeah.

I mean it’s kind of a meme now. Very Korean e-boy. They on their wink wink nudge nudge giggle giggle shit.

But yeah. I’m deceased. And also Jimin didn’t say he wasn’t hungry. Just that he was sleepy so let’s go sleep apparently.

but I think there’s also like a two hour block from when Jimin said he was sleeping at 6AM until he actually slept at 8AM and I don’t know what kind of ramyeon happened then. All I know is BH is being real cagey about not releasing those Behind the Scenes until later.

Although this part was fun to watch ngl.

[soupy-mp3]

no one:

me at 3am thinking about hoseok:

[flowerbeom]

1 of 2 Bias Tag

Tagged by the beautiful @sevenpeaches thank you darling. This hurt my brain. But I survived... just.. God, also figuring out 9 and 10 gave me a hernia. Just saying... 

Rules: list 10 biases and then answer the following questions.

I’m going to mark the groups next to the men, be-because... my A type personality needs to keep things in order.. 

1. Im Jaebeom - GOT7

2. Park Jinyoung - GOT7

3. Jeon Jungkook - BTS

4. Jackson Wang - GOT7

5. Bang Chan - SKZ

6. S.Coups - SVT

7. Kim Taehyung - BTS

8. Min Yoongi - BTS

9. Kim Namjoon - BTS

10. BamBam - GOT7

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Between 1 & 4, who would you rather kiss?

HAH! Really? @urlocalkpoptrash let’s bring up that threesome chat once again... No contest, Jaebeom. 

Between 2 & 7, who would be your best friend?

Oh man, really? I think I’d mesh better with Jinyoung. Our friendship would have more longevity. I can get really profound and need someone to tie me down when all I want to do is float away. And Jinyoung has the emotional strength to do that. Plus he’s really playful and sweet, which is me in a nutshell. Sort of. But yeh, Jinyoung. 

Between 5 & 10, who has the better voice?

I mean, Bams has a beautiful singing voice (throwback to the Loser radio performance or the Let Me part switch) but Channie takes this one. His verses in M.I.A still make me heart hitch when I hear them. 

Between 1 & 8, who is the funniest

Oh come on! They’re both hilarious in their own ridiculously stupid ways. Yoongi is just more savage that Jaebeom, but Jae is really goofy. Yeh, okay I see it now. I’d get more laughs out of Jaebeom and would probably join in on his stupidity. Done. Decided. Yes. 

Between 6 & 9, who would you date?

Fuck.... battle of the leaders, hey? Gonna go with my boy Coups. I feel like I’d always be trying to catch up to Namjoon. As wonderful as he is, my mind wouldn’t be able to satisfy him. 

Between 9 & 10, who would you do a collab with?

This is where Namjoon wins. Let’s go. 

Between 4 & 8, who is the best dancer?

Mr Wang. 

Between 3 & 5, who would you most likely marry?

Oh come on! No, why?!?! UGHHHHH. Chan. 

Between 1 & 7, who would you nurse when they’re sick?

Jaebeom v. Taehyung on who I would nurse back to health? Again, no contest. Jaebeom. He is so soft and squishy and would be pliable in my hands as I try to convince him to eat something even thought his tummy hurts. He’d whine and grimace, but eventually melt into waiting arms, ready for his back to be rubbed and lulled to sleep. He’s a giant teddy bear. There’s never any contest if it involves Im Jaebeom. 

Between 2 & 3, who has the better smile?

Between Jinyoung and Jungkook?!? No I plead the fifth, I decline to answer. I would like to call my attorney. I will not stand for this kind of brutal questioning, it is inhumane. Jungkook. 

Between 6 & 8, who would you rather vacation with?

S. Coups. I’m really adventurous and lively. I always want to go exploring and see new things and do heaps of stuff. I am the epitome of curiosity killed the cat. Or Kat. But I’m afraid Yoongi is too much of a kind and quiet soul to keep up with me on holidays. 

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Wah, don’t make me do this again! This was hard. 

Tagging: @urlocalkpoptrash @sunshinesmilehobi @prettywordsyouleft @inkahgase @jacksonurs @got7-markjinson @reveluv-army

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Yes They DO Have Insta ft. JeiKei is A Genius

Tannies' usernames on istagram : rkive, jin, agustd, uramyhope, j.m, thv Then Jungkook : abcdefghi_lmnopqrstuvwxyz (blank space = JK)

We all know it went down like this in the Jeon-Park shared apartment while they are quarantining together (let me have this until it's proven otherwise okay)

"Babe hey babe we gotta launch these instagrams" "I know bb we working on vacation, you gotta username picked out?" "Yeah babe. JK, duuuhhhh. You gonna JM for me?" (sighs) "My name is J-I-M-I-N, dork." "Not according to my tattoo it isn't." "Oh. OH. You know what, baby?" "...fuck. JK is taken, goldenboy is taken, hwanggeummaknae is fucking taken...jeonbam is taken... what, love?" "I just got j.m for my user name. Just like on your hand." "Awwww... ilysm babe, c'mere..." Some time later....official insta user j.m slides under the covers, where unnamed official insta user is glaring at his phone. Bam the wonder pup snorfles across two pairs of feet happily etc etc insert half naked post coital domestic bliss with a side of Annoyed Jeon here.

"Baby, any luck on that insta user name?" "Babe you know I love ARMY but this is ridiculous. Damn fanstagrams up on my dick like jeonjungoo is taken, ggukie is taken, kyukyu is taken... FUCK sassydaintykooismyfavoritekoo is taken goddammit" "Baby, last person on your dick was literally --" "Get back here. We're on vacation. Where you going? Spent two weeks having to act like we don't even live together then they put us in separate cars to drive us to the same place hold up.... nope, goldencloset also taken." "Huh. Maybe just start looking at what isn't taken, baby?" "Oh my GOD PARK JIMIN YOU ARE A GENIUS I got it I got it how about abcdefghi__lmnopqrstuvwxyz?" "Perfect, baby. Hey, do you think we could use these insta things to bring back Fetus Us? You were soooo cuuuuute!"

"What NO, babe. I was the most awkward baby gay and oh god that hat you wore NO don't why god whyyyyy..."

" I feel like the Return of The Snapback could be a thing."