#i love the japanese fixed blade ones tho...

[creekfiend]

If you’re interested in a legit straight razor, I can recommend Fendrihan’s site (Canadian like me, but they also ship to the US). I get my safety razor supplies from there, the shipping is fast and their customer service is great.

Oh bro if I could spend 200 bucks on a straight razor I absolutely would

[vancilocs]

All sfw plus the ones you’re willing to answer, damir and karol and kanzo and ipe, sorry im still in the outer rim headspace aaaaaaaa

it is the way

Who cooks?

If anyone then Damir, Karol just orders out. Might make breakfast sometimes though

Ipes has her food that Kenjiro helps himself to, mostly looking for the booze tho

Who’s the messiest? The cleanest?

They’re both pretty neat, some clothes and dishes and wrappers might be left laying around but they both contribute to keeping their home clean

Ipes probably has cleaners who know to keep their mouth shut, Kenzo’s home is... a mess

Who fixes the vehicle after a breakdown?

If Damir doesn’t know what to do about it it goes to the mechanic

Ipes wouldn’t dirty her hands, Kenzo doesn’t have a vehicle. If his leg or arm gets damaged he takes himself to the mechanic

Living space has a leak! Who fixes it?

A specialist

Not that Ipes would have leaks but a specialist, if there’s a leak at Kenzo’s place he goes ah shit and blocks it with chewing gum

Who buys the groceries?

Karol orders them directly because they rarely go out, Damir might go get some if he’s free

Ipes gets shit delivered, Kenzo survives on gas station hot dogs and canned food he may or may not have

Going out to eat: Who pays? Who orders the most food? And who has dessert?

Joint account, both can pay, Karol pays as a show of dominance. Damir could eat an entire horse and a duck on top, has dessert, Karol doesn’t eat too much but will take dessert too. Also will pick off Damir’s plate all they want

They don’t go out to eat, if Ipes wants she will have a charcuterie out or something for Kenzo to snack on. Costs more than his last month’s groceries

Would they go to the beach?

No opportunities at the Outer Rim but elsewhere sure, when Karol gets over their anxiety and agoraphobia

No

Who knows how to swim? Who doesn’t?

Both can, just a basic skill to have

I guess both can, at least Kenzo’s leg doesn’t sink him to the bottom

Is someone multilingual? Do they try to teach another language to the other? How does it go?

Damir speaks Russian, Karol speaks Polish, they understand each other a little. Teach each other swear words and pet names and speak their own language just to turn the other one on

Kenzo speaks only Trade, no Japanese unfortunately.

Any pets? Or plants?

Karol had a cat when Damir moved in, later they got another cat together. Some plants too, not much but some

Nothing mutual at least

Baths or showers? Together or separate? Any bubbles or bubble fights?

A shower or bath together will only end up one way so that’s something to keep in mind. Karol has a luxury tub though so sometimes Damir just enjoys being able to actually stretch out and relax in it by himself

Baths together sometimes, not necessarily even sexual, just chilling is fun. Have Chanel wash your hair and serve you champagne and maybe play the piano in the other room. Bubbles maybe, bubble fights no.

Can they stand silence? Who talks the most? Who talks the least?

Karol is pretty chatty, Damir as bartender is used to having chit-chat by the bar but he’s more quiet. Both are comfortable being quiet but unless very tired/Damir obviously not being talkative Karol will fill the silence

Silence is very fine, prefer that to chatter that might get awkward. And no talk about feelings, jeez. The way Kenzo shows affection is silent anyway, pet hair, pull blanket on her, kiss on shoulder blade when leaving, pet arm

Who stays up late? Who sleeps the most? Does the other have to force them to sleep/wake up?

Both enjoy their sleep but both also work night shift, no hurry to wake up early. Neither has huge trouble waking up, Damir is up earlier, will make breakfast ready and feed the cats

I guess both enjoy their sleep but if Ipes wants to throw Kenzo out he’ll leave without complaint, give him a second to dress up though

Who is the highest maintenance? Does the other mind?

Karol is incredibly high maintenance and the only time Damir minds is when they take an hour in the bathroom doing their makeup or can’t make up their mind on what shoes/dress/shirt/pants/wig/earrings they wanna put on when the restaurant reservation is in half a hour

Ipes is pretty high maintenance I wager, Kenzo doesn’t care one bit, just enjoys the show

Vacation ideas: who decides them? Where would they go, if anywhere?

Karol would love to be anywhere else than the Outer Rim but is too scared to leave, otherwise they’d love to travel around Europe and go back to Poland or go to Russia

They don’t do vacations

How often do they have sex, if at all?

Oh they fuck a lot

Whenever they meet at least at first, later it’s cool to just hang out. Listen Kenjiro is old he can’t keep up and if he’s been thrown out the window 8 hours ago he’s not up for anything rigorous

Who brings ideas? Who initiates?

Both can put their hands on the other at any time but it’s usually Karol with the new stuff

Kenzo lets Ipes initiate at least in the beginning but later he might sometimes. She can bring in whatever, be it ropes, a strap or an entire escort

Dom/top? Sub/bottom? Any switches?

Damir might have thunk he’s a top but now he’s a verse and he is getting tied up. They switch flawlessly though.

Ipes (sometimes also Chanel) holds the reins, but later she can let him on top if he’s not being too rowdy. More of a make love kind of situation instead of getting fucked

Open or closed relationship? Do they sometimes share?

Work and internet entertainment aside, their relationship is closed. Open to threesomes though, sounds fun

They hardly have a relationship. Chanel is a regular guest. Only reason why Kenzo doesn’t hire Chanel by themselves anymore is because they’re expensive and if he can get them for free alongside Ipes well that’s a win-win