#i love tachihara so much

[denjilvr]

port mafia dating hcs!

synopsis: what it’s like to date members of the port mafia!

includes: chuuya nakahara, ichiyo higuchi, ryunosuke akutagawa, & michizo tachihara

a/n: i’ve accidentally written and deleted this three times over so it better not flop. enjoy my bad brainrot, bitches

chuuya nakahara

grumpy little mafia man that is actually the biggest sweetheart in all of existence andndjsndnsncn

so we’ve all collectedly agreed that he’s a sugar daddy, right? like, he’s a mafia man with a ton of money and he’s in love with you, so of course he’ll spoil you with anything you want

gifts are his love language after all (my hc that is absolutely correct)

i also feel like he’d have really good manners, like, you’re never touching door handles around this man, nor will you pick up the check (unless you seriously insist, but he’d find a way to pay you back) andjdnsjdn he’s just such a gentleman

he loved to show you off!! chuuya would be your number one supporter and hype man, and if anyone doesn’t like you then they’re just not worth it! he would also rough them up a little bit if they really hurt your feelings >:(

you’re his baby & nobody hurts his baby and gets away with it

he canonically tries to dress well because he’s insecure so make sure you reassure him a lot and emphasize that you think he looks great! it’s always great to hear

would send you little messages throughout the day for things ranging from reminders to eat/drink water to reminding you that he loves you

also!! if you compliment him he turns into a complete tomato. chuuya cannot cope with the same behavior he dishes out, so if you wanna see this man turn to absolute pieces, flirt with him, tease him, do literally everything in your power to just be a complete flirt (acting like dazai lol), he will be putty in your hands, unwittingly or not

ichiyo higuchi

SIMP.

sorry but she is so so in love with you and it’s a miracle you even started dating in the first place

brags about whenever she can, it’s kinda childish but she doesn’t care— she’s lovestruck

you two match outfits all the time, like, im picturing the strawberry dress couples? that!

she really really likes making playlists & has definitely made a few for you, and not just simple little playlists with maybe five love songs, no, they’re intensively long playlists with hundreds of songs describing every single thought and emotion she’s ever had related to you it’s sweet

i hc that higuchi really likes farmers markets so you’ll go on little trips there in the morning

major cottagecore couple vibes, despite the fact that she’s literally in the mafia andjdjjd

black lizard members have known about her crush on you from the moment it formed— before she even know! those poor people have been suffering trying to get you together purely so they wouldn’t have to hear higuchi’s pining anymore

teaches you self defense and is so gung-ho on getting you to learn how to properly defend yourself in case she’s not there she knows you’re strong and capable of protecting yourself but she worries and loves you so please be safe

ryunosuke akutagawa

grumpy little mean man, i adore this emo boy and so do you

first of all there is no pda, like, no even a hint of it. he would rather die.

he can’t really cook, and he doesn’t really try to, so if you make the effort to look after him, he’s gonna be a blushy boy

you’re probably really close with gin— because if you managed to work your way into her brothers heart, then she knows there’s something special about you

very very confused on why you would want to borrow his clothes, like, you have your own and he can buy you some why do you want his? like he doesn’t have a lot

every time he goes shopping he ends up subconsciously thinking of you and probably buys you a random little trinket he thought you’d like

out of all the people in the world, you chose him. you chose to fall in love with him and while he may never understand why, he would do anything for you and anything to protect you

the teasing kind of flirting, but… it doesn’t really seem silly or nice on your end

"your clothes are a mess." "you look tired today, go take a nap." "your handwriting is atrocious." he sounds so mean but after saying that he always moves to help you or does something sweet to look after you, like doing your laundry or writing letters for you

you’re his person <3

his love language is almost definitely acts of service and nobody will convince me otherwise

michizo tachihara

I LOVE HIM SO MUCH.

he may seem like an asshole on first impression, but once you get to know him… he’s kind of a loser

i feel like he’d fidget with his hands a lot so whenever you hold his hand he tends to toy with your hands, poking and twiddling with them (if you wear rings it’s even better!!)

weirdly very good with kids, like, if you’re out on a date they’ll come up and bother you guys to ask him questions or try to get him to hang out with him he’s just got that energy oh my god i love him have my children shawty

his apartment is kinda shitty, so if you make an effort to throw in some decorations or personalize it a little bit, he would melt

he has, like, car boyfriend energy, and i don’t know how else to explain it, but trust me

would probably also slap your ass whenever he’s walking by

"baby!" "babe!" "babes!" might as well be your name now, judging by how frequently he uses those names to refer to you

he would use absolutely any excuse to touch you, in a multitude of ways from silly and arguably a little pervy to the absolute sweetest and most endearingly tender moments

he’d rub his thumb across your cheekbone while you’re sleeping and just wonder what the hell he did right to get someone as incredible as you to fall for him, and he’d hardly be able to comprehend that you’re real

[sableeira]

sure ango may have betrayed every organization under the sun but tachihara put in the effort to build up the perfect stereotypical gangstersona and act his silly little heart out for the perfect plot twist so we all know who deserves the award for best port mafia betrayal

[jounosparticles]

i feel like there is something very sinister going on with the hunting dogs.

the vice commander is twelve years old; she has been a soldier since a few months after she was born. why wouldn’t they get her out of the military so she could be a child? why was she put in a position of power instead of freed from her traumatic life?

tachihara is a teenager. we don’t know how long he’s been on the team but it’s likely been a decent while, meaning he was also quite young when he joined. why wouldn’t they try to rehabilitate him for his crimes before putting him into this job?

jouno was an crime ring executive; and we know that high up mafioso are punished with the death penalty. i speculate he was given the choice to be executed or to give his life to the hunting dogs.

and with this all in mind, they’re bound with their lives? they can’t leave unless they’re willing to rot to death due to their surgeries. it’s incredibly warped that the government would do this to these people, especially considering one of them is a child.

it just feels off to me

[chaoticfvckingdisaster]

“Do you think [we] care for you so little that betraying [us] would make a difference?”

[philzokman]

everytime bones erases an incredibly important scene/detail i sob knowing danny motta will never know what was truly intended😔🙏🙏

[imsosleepyofyourbull]

I don’t think I’ll ever stop talking about Tachihara and how important his identity crisis is to me.

He spent so long under the shadow of an older brother he only really knew by the way everyone told him they were too similar and yet nothing alike, and when he tried to break free he ended up in the exact same place that Shunzen and Yosano did. Stuck in the military holding up ideals that are too big for their bodies. Fukuchi straight up made him choose between prison/death and medical malpractice when he was fifteen at the oldest, probably fourteen. And then when he finally found a home where everybody who loved him actually loved him, he was lying to them the entire time! He probably went into that final battle with the expectation that, if he even lived, they would never look at him the same.

But it’s so heavily implied that they knew what he did and kept loving him anyway! Hirotsu straight up said, “Whoever did this made sure they didn’t kill us.”

He told Tachihara that if he was Port Mafia then he’d know what to do, and he did it!

And it’s such a perfect mirror to Yosano. They’re both tied to Shunzen in irreversible ways, defined by his life and death and finding homes in people who never really cared about the dead man or how he was connected to their person outside of its effects on them. The ADA and the Port Mafia are both places that the two of them were willing to die to see survive, and they only ever faltered in each other’s presence BECAUSE of their connection. Yosano thought Tachihara had the right to kill her for what she did and the way she took the right of death away from Shunzen, but Tachihara always knew that it wasn’t really her fault and couldn’t kill her over it even thought he spent so long thinking about it.

The ADA never wanted Yosano for her ability the same way the Black Lizard never wanted Tachihara for Shunzen. They’re just so GDJHDJDHDKHFKFHDJHF!!!!

I really hope Asagiri continues this plot point and doesn’t desert in order to keep hyping up Dazai. I understand that he’s smart and cool and his character is interesting too, but it’s exhausting to constantly have every intelligent thing everyone else does ascribed to Dazai or Fyodor “knowing that would happen” or “trusting them to act like they thought.” Higuchi’s ability still hasn’t been revealed, Tachihara is still dead or missing (as is Jouno), Teruko just disappeared, and Akutagawa is still a vampire???? God knows where Gin and Hirotsu are. I just want Yosano and Tachihara to make up and for Tachihara to get more fanfic pretty please…

[levitheseus]

2,000 days of loving this guy ♡ ^_^

[sskk-manifesto]

They should have ended the episode with “I'm going to put Jouno above justice”

[miinteaa]

I’ve been thinking of this scene ever since I saw it

[uzi-x33]

“you can’t ship them they don’t even interact!!”

umm anyways:3!!

[aliceig]

Just want daisysyrup, author of the suegiku fic on ao3 called by the throat, to know i am in love with your writing

[autumnleaf1111]

TaniTachi Olive Theory! Random one shot😊The PM and ADA for some random fucking reason decided to go out and eat together🙄 Mori and Fukuzawa said “it’s a way for you all to get along a little better”. No. They’re just bored and wanted to watch chaos unfold. Ranpo obviously figured it out but didn’t say anything.

It wasn’t many of them there. Just Kunikida, Ranpo, Dazai, Atsushi, Yosano, Tanizaki, Fukuzawa, Mori, Chuuya, Tachihara, Gin, Akutagawa, Higuchi, and Kouyou. Kenji and Kyoka were with Naomi.

Dazai and Chuuya were sitting next to eachother flirting arguing. Akutagawa and Atsushi were next to them, just talking about random things surprisingly calmly. Also talking about how Dazai and Chuuya need to either be quiet, or go home and fuck each other. Higuchi and Gin were on the opposite side of them, just having small talk. Yosano and Kouyou were being your typical wine aunts and talking about all the drama. Mainly about who they think needs to get together,aka, being matchmakers. Mori and Fukuzawa were just talking about the most random shit.They got real drunk, real fast. Kunikida looked miserable while Ranpo hadn’t stop talking about Poe ever since they got there.

Tachihara and Tanizaki……they were just silently eating next to each other.

Tanizaki looked over to see that Tachihara started moving all of his Olives to the side of his plate. “Are you not gonna eat those?” Tanizaki asked quietly. “Hm? Oh— no, I don’t like Olives.” He answered.

Yosano noticed this and nudged Kouyou to look. “Holy shit, The Olive Theory.” Yosano whispered. “I knew something was up with those two. They seemed to be getting a little closer.” They both grin.

“You want them?” Tachihara asked. “Sure!” Tanizaki said with a smile. He scooped up the olives and put them on his plate. “Hey, do you want my carrots? I hate them when they’re cooked.” Tachihara just smiled and took some of the carrots.

“Damn, they’re so gay.” Yosano jokes which made a small chuckle fly out of Kouyous throat. “Cute…” “hm?” “Nothing, they just need to get their shit together.”

Yeah, ok, I know. This was shit. I was just bored and couldn’t think of anything else rn because it’s not a full fan fic I’m making but I tried.

[pegging-satan]

“Soukoku is superior” “no Fyolai is superior” no Ranpoe is superior” NO actually. They’re all bad bitches and besties despite their differences. They all slay equally, they’re in the same league and they are carrying the fandom on their backs. Thank you.

[jounosparticles]

i really love how tachihara and teruko get along like siblings do..they’re so silly

[tecchous-thicc-buttocks]

EVERYONE STFU AND LOOK AT MICHI WAN

and look at the lil itty bitty 🥹

[fukuzawa-armeddaddyagency]

Is it possible that you have "beef" because you don't know how to conduct yourself in a respectful manner?

Sir..... Why the hell are ALL the cats in the office today....?

People won't stop bringing them here.

Cats and kids.

Its gotten so out of hand Junichiro