#i love reading these

[sm-headcanons]

Radford enjoyed having his poofy blonde hair hair braided ever since he was a little kid. I like to think he grew out his hair a lot in his teenage/young adult years, thus resulting in having his little sister always wanting to braid his hair.

(I hope im not accidentally spamming by sending too many headcanons about Radford! I love him alot 😭)

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[ehatnow]

Kouign amann: What do you think Capsaicin will do for a distraction?

Prune juice: they'll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That what I would do

*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*

Prune juice:...or they could do that.

I have nothing else to say so have a Timekeeper

[sesameowo]

[Talon is conducting their annual employee evaluation interviews.]

Moira: Okay, so, uhh... number 421. You, ehh... you are part of sector eighteen, recording studio maintenance clean team. Okay! Uhh... qui... couple questions. How, do, you, value, your, what you contribute, of, to, at the workforce? Ehh... second part: which, do you most, can't, the least? Widowmaker?

Widowmaker: Yeah?

Moira: You write these questions?

Widowmaker: Yeah I did.

Moira: Okay! Well, 421, do you have an answer?

Talon Trooper 421: I am a highly skilled microphone cleaner, my masters, and what I most can't do at the least, would be not a bad job, but always a good one.

Widowmaker: Okaaaay... good answer…

Moira: Well that's all I got, uh, guys?

Reaper: No, I got one more question, and answer honestly! [long pause] Are you the guy who's embezzling from us?

Talon Trooper 421: No.

Reaper: [long pause] Okay... I believe you.

gabe you cant be like this 😭😂

[cirqueduroyale]

Nothing that matters matters, but I've been cleaning up the entry for your comic on TV Tropes and and it's made me go back through the comic back to front and appreciate the whole comic! I found it first with the Autism Acceptance comic years ago, and even with the rough thing that happen, it's a comfy read for me.

Oh wow! I forgot that there was a Tv Tropes page for Cirque: https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Webcomic/CirqueRoyale

huhuhu, yeah...

Thank you so much for updating it! I'm such a nerd for tropes and it's legit fun to read about the ones others have picked up on.

I'm so glad that you enjoy the comic, despite the fantastic racism of the last episode. 💙💛❤️

[aimfor-theheart]

Chapter 4 gave me crippling depression. You know what im talking about so let's just get into it

desperately grasping this ancestor by the shoulders and demanding he tell us what he knows because what did reader do that was so terrible? what has reader wrought that so devastated her ancestors that came before her, generations ago?

i was so busy contemplating this, i had to reread the part about the "Betrayer" and was Shook.

and then he CAME and i died !!"Hello, my curse of a girl." how could you do this to me???

its the fact that Suguru knew reader would say no, but he tried anyway. it's the fact that some secret part of her /did/ want to go, even when she wouldn't. even if she couldn't. because gojo cursed her, because it's a part of her, she can't!!!

and then he went away and she didn't go. eating my fist. my terrible ouroboros, sealing their fates

suguru getou is the one thing stuck between reader and gojo and it makes me crazy to think about

why else would gojo treat reader so roughly? the prone bone had my heart racing, maybe it's just because before they had minimal physical contact because they weren't married yet but gojo has never touched reader so possessively and so angrily. he's never felt the need to (maybe he wanted to?) until now. it comes back to suguru. he had complete access to her, more than that, he could've stolen her away maybe. something about suguru shakes satoru to his core

"Burn his body" what if i die

"You have made him a god, after all. " WHAT IF I DIE

"And maybe worst of all, you have turned Satoru into just a man. " bury me already, im a corpse

it's the end of everything, but also the beginning. i can't wait (dread)

WHISPERRR!! HELLO!

listen. you will also find out what the reader does. in time.,.,whenever i finish up the last parts..,.,to be very honest im scared of them lol. but i am slowly working on them.,.,

suguru my greatly beloved betrayer <333

i think suguru figured out her curse that satoru gave her awhile ago :// i think he wishes he'd done it first somehow. or that satrou had cursed him maybe.

but god yeah ouroboros sealing their fates is a good way to put it...

AND FKLDFJDK that prone bone scene kinda came out of nowhere? or like...i wrote the suguru scene beforehand and i was like. oh. satoru would not be happy ab that. at all. also...i felt like for awhile w this fic we didn't know satoru's feelings as much? or that he's also...just as possessive as reader? or like. part of the whole inception of this fic was also satoru being Not Well as a partner. so idk it felt natural that he would react in such a way.

the "burn his body" scene has been in my mind for a LONGGGG time. it was so good to finally get out.

i am always so so so happy to hear your thoughts on this. it's such a joy to me. it means the world to me.

i will,...eventually get out those last parts. they are just Tricky. and i am Scared of them lol.

but thank you so much for reading and your thoughts and coming into my inbox...it seriously made my day when i saw your ask!!

hope you're doing well and taking care of yourself friend 💕💕

[wetdogblog]

A collection of thoughts about primrose

How does tumblr feel about Primrose

(edit: some folks are asking if this is taxidermy. This is a real living dog, I promise)

[mountainshroom]

If she has no fans call the ambulance cause I am dead

[dendrochronologies]

maya angelou saying the funniest thing anyone has ever said about editing, which i can never let myself forget EVER AGAIN [x]

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

in case you were wondering how things went down at the pokemon world championships this weekend:

-during the top 8 of the TCG masters division, chilean player fernando cifuentes was running a gimmick deck that consisted exclusively of four iron thorns ex and a whole ton of control-focused trainer cards in a strategy that either completely shuts down opponents or shits the bed entirely

-through skillful play and some good luck, fernando made it through 2 days in a tournament with over 1100 players to get to the quarterfinals

-fernando lost 2-0 to ian robb, who was running regidrago vstar (widely considered one of the best decks in the current format)

-in an overexuberant victory celebration, ian did what can only be described as a jacking-off gesture, on a stream with tens of thousands of viewers run by a company with very firm player conduct expectations

-the judges determined that this warranted a penalty of game loss, but for some reason, rather than applying it to ian’s next game in the semifinals, they applied it to the one he had just won in the top 8

-(it should be noted that the prize money for making top 8 is $15k while top 4 is $20k, so this jerking gesture cost ian robb $5,000)

-nearly an hour after fernando came to terms with his loss and the end of an impressive run, he was told that he was to get back on stream because he’s now playing in the semifinals due to winning by default

-the player he was up against in the semifinals was playing a deck (miraidon) that happens to get shut down hard by iron thorns’s gimmick, so fernando wins the semifinals

-said player, jesse parker, had notably had an undefeated run throughout the whole tournament up to this point, and likely would have continued that streak had his intended semifinal opponent not gotten a game loss penalty for miming a lewd act on stream

-meanwhile, the other semifinal winner is japan’s seinosuke shiokawa, running a deck (roaring moon) that players had largely written off as underwhelming months ago

-the grand finals are on the following day, so saturday evening was abuzz with a lot of people baffled by the absurdity of the situation

-come sunday afternoon, the grand finals are set to begin, with fernando cifuentes running iron thorns and seinosuke shiokawa running roaring moon

-it should be noted here that the roaring moon deck doesn’t rely very much on abilities, so iron thorns’s gimmick has very little effect - this is basically an even matchup

-fernando wins the first game of the set, and seinosuke wins the second

-the third and final game of the set is a bonafide cheek-clencher, with both players reaching a state where a single KO will win the game, but fernando manages to clinch it at the last minute

-and that’s the story of how a guy pretending to jork it led to the first instance of a pokemon world champion who also lost the quarterfinals

[tainbocuailnge]

man cannot subsist on live service games and ongoing series alone you have to read or watch or play something that is complete and self-contained and ideally 5+ years old every now and then or you will die badly

[happyheidi]

𝖠𝗋𝗍 𝖻𝗒 𝖠𝗇𝗇𝖺-𝖫𝖺𝗎𝗋𝖺 𝖲𝗎𝗅𝗅𝗂𝗏𝖺𝗇 | 𝖨𝖦: 𝖺𝗇𝗇𝖺𝗅𝖺𝗎𝗋𝖺_𝖺𝗋𝗍

[batcavescolony]

Katniss is such an unreliable narrator. She says "Then something unexpected happens. At least, I don't expect it because I don't think of District 12 as a place that cares about me" girl you deliver strawberries to the Mayor, you hunt and trade for the district, when you fell at Prim being chosen someone caught you, when you went to Prim people parted for you, when you volunteered EVERYONE stopped. Idk how to tell you but I think you're a pillar of the community.

[cryptocism]

It would have taken another immortal to keep up with him.

so i haven't read the books but i did read the Devil's Minion chapter and this part made me laugh out loud:

[beepboopappreciation]

Is this anything

[gibbearish]

love when ppl defend the aggressive monetization of the internet with "what, do you just expect it to be free and them not make a profit???" like. yeah that would be really nice actually i would love that:)! thanks for asking

[majoringinsarcasm]

DONT BE AFRAID TO COMMENT ON OLD FICS DONT BE AFRAID TO COMMENT ON FICS IN A FANDOM THE AUTHOR MAY NO LONGER BE ACTIVE IN. IF THE STORY IS STILL UP LET THEM KNOW YOUR THOUGHTS IT MIGHT JUST BE THE REMINDER THAT MAKES THEIR DAY.

SINCERELY SOMEONE WHO JUST GOT A REPLY THAT MADE ME WANNA MAKE THIS POST