#i love putting yqy through the works

[wifehalo]

what if shen jiu came to sv-verse, like luo bingge had?

there is an accompanying drabble underneath. cw: mentions of wounds.

Yue Qingyuan is on his way to go meet with Liu Qingge to discuss something related to a mission when he spots him.

Across the pathway, staring up at Qing Jing Peak, is a rather disheveled Shen Qingqiu.

His hair is unbound, whipping about in the harsh wind. His robes seem… different from what he prefers now. When his sleeves lift due to the breeze, he spots scars and bruises littering the skin exposed by the movement. When his hair blows to a side, torn earlobes reveal themselves.

It's this sight that finally causes Yue Qingyuan to startle and immediately start making his way towards the man.

How could he have gotten hurt this way? That husband of his, half-demon or not, would never let anything even scratch him. Nor would he let his beloved come out in such a state.

"Shidi, what are those wounds? Where is…"

When he starts speaking, the man turns around. Yue Qingyuan's voice dies in his throat, words vaporizing into nothing.

Shen Qingqiu is in terrible shape. Scars and bruises litter his skin, his throat has bruises that indicate strangling, and most shockingly: his right eye has terrible, thick scarring all around it.

"Oh?" says Shen Qingqiu.

His eyes immediately shift when he recognises who it is standing before him. Venom that Yue Qingyuan hasn't seen in years seeps into his eyes. A sharp smile makes any softness on his face vanish. Yue Qingyuan feels as if he's been plunged into icy waters.

"... So it's A-Jiu–"

"Do not call me that!" Snaps the man immediately, voice cutting through the cold wind and spearing Yue Qingyuan where he stood. "Do not speak to me. Go away, leave."

"But… Qingqiu, how are you… what happened?"

"Like I'd ever tell the likes of you. You seem to be doing rather well. I was shown how this world was doing. How nice. How sweet. How sickening."

Yue Qingyuan can't even find it in him to call his name. Shen Qingqiu laughs, its cruel undercurrent cutting Yue Qingyuan's heart into thousands of pieces. Shen Qingqiu hugs himself against the bite of the wind. He looks so… small. His clothes pool around his body, his wrists are bony. What exactly had happened?

Shen Qingqiu looks up again, eyes raging infernos. "It's amazing, really. Zhangmen-shixiong, you wasted no time moving on after I died. Did you even recognise that 'I' had changed? Or were you so happy that I became nice and kind, that I had turned over a new leaf, that you didn't care if it wasn't me anymore? How nice for you. How very nice."

"Qingqiu, that isn't –" Yue Qingyuan wants to counter his words, even if he doesn't really have anything to counter them with.

He really hadn't checked to make sure who it was inside of Shen Qingqiu's body. He'd just been happy the man was alive, and that he seemed to have… forgiven him. Even if it was more forgetting than forgiving. Fortunately or unfortunately, Shen Qingqiu doesn't seem to want him to speak. He cuts in again, walking closer to him.

"This 'me' started smiling at you, so you never bothered to question it, is it? Because you got what you wanted. A 'Shen Qingqiu' that didn't go to brothels, didn't punish his disciples, didn't fight with his sect siblings. One that didn't ignore you, one that smiled at you like you'd never done anything wrong. Did you ever wonder what happened to me? Or were you too happy?"

Yue Qingyuan doesn't say anything. He can't. He can't refute those words without lying, and his shidi had always seen through his lies with ease. So he hangs his head down and holds his breath. He sees Shen Qingqiu's bare feet (he didn't have shoes on?) come into his view and keeps his head down.

"Qi-ge," comes Shen Qingqiu's honeyed, poisoned voice. "Would you like to know? What it was like? Do you want to know at least now, when your xiao-Jiu has forced you to think about him?"

A hand, bony and scarred and healed wrong comes into view. It's cold when it touches his cheek. His head is tilted up just enough for Shen Qingqiu to make eye contact with him. The smile on his face is soft now, like he'd never grown up from when it was just him and his Qi-ge, and no human trafficking ring, no Qiu Manor, no Cang Qiong Sect. But his eyes are cold and dark, like an iced-over lake.

A hand tightens around his neck. Nails press dangerously close to his jugular. If blood is drawn, he doesn't know. His entire neck feels numb.

"I'll show you. Because I'm so nice, because I like Qi-ge, I'll show you. I learned this trick especially for you."

Shen Qingqiu's other hand comes up to cover his eyes, and he's lost in the throes of visions.

[dr-duckie]

soooo has anyone thought of a mdzs x svsss transmigration au with shen jiu and meng yao?

i’m not going into detail over their similarities but most people get the idea— brothels, yqy/lxc, spite, villainous antagonists that didn’t deserve what they were put through as a child, late start in cultivation, cunning personality, etc etc

yea.

let me start: shen jiu, one day, is gifted a high quality book set from one of his brothel jiejies when visiting them. at first, shen jiu had no plans to legitimately read them (mostly due to a lack of leisure time), but he eventually got to reading it when he was on a qian cao-mandated break after a qi deviation.

he gets hooked. when SJ is nearing the end of the novel, his thoughts are as followed: JGS deserved to get castrated and his limbs thrown to the endless abyss— WWX, although he was absolutely shameless, he was at least competent— LWJ was a fool for being so in love, but he was moral and loyal— and lan xichen…

an ache forms in shen jiu’s heart whenever he thinks about him. lxc, a man with a gentle, pacifistic, amiable personality who believed in what was right all the way until the end. he wholeheartedly supported and trusted his sworn brother, jin guangyao, until he couldn’t anymore.

shen jiu was touched. lan xichen, that man, had wasted all his efforts on an irredeemable monster. in a similar fashion, yue qingyuan was doing the same.

as for meng yao… shen jiu resented him. he had a loving mother, one who worked so hard for his happiness, only to squander all her efforts. meng yao… had what shen jiu envied the most in the newest disciple he just brought in. luo binghe. imo, it would be a clear sign of shen jiu’s self hatred projected onto meng yao. he sees the two of them as the hopeless scum of society, too broken to be loved. they were “charity cases” that couldn’t be fixed, no matter what.

soon after shen jiu finishes the novel, he falls into a qi deviation (the very same one that shen yuan transmigrated into) and dies. through some time space dimension jumping, shen jiu lands into the body of one 14 yo meng yao. and that’s just the beginning of his story.

shen jiu starts out by practicing cultivation in secret. meng yao’s body, although he is no prodigy, would definitely benefit from practicing from a younger age. then he gets to planning. with how shen jiu is, he would not step a foot in the karp tower, with a system or not. like, just no. i believe he’d set JGS on fire if he ever had to see the guy. the only plot point shen jiu intends on fulfilling is saving lan xichen, and then living a comfortable life away from the jianghu.

but within a year of living with meng shi in the brothel, shen jiu grows attached to her. he *wants* to make her proud, even if he wasn’t her real son. he was a total impostor. but even so, he didn’t want her legacy to be tainted by the actions of jin guangyao— who was now still meng yao, who is now shen jiu. but he doesn’t want to go to the jin sect. after an arduous process of actual communication with someone for a long time, meng shi realizes that the jin sect wouldn’t be good for her son, and jin guangshan wouldn’t help her *or* meng yao. the night before meng shi dies, she tells shen jiu that she loves him, regardless of whether he may fulfill her dreams.

aaaand, after that, shen jiu buries meng shi. he makes enough money as an artist (in secret, with his skillset from qing jing) to give her the proper burial rites. after that, he runs away. shen jiu finds a job as an assistant to an artist who sold fans and paintings in caiyi town. through his job, he meets NHS first, when he’s on his first year of being st the cloud recesses. surprisingly, shen jiu and nie huaisang have a friendship that… isn’t too bad. shen jiu is amiable, shows off the different fans he’s painted, and nie huaisang eagerly buys all of them. nie huaisang also buys out shen jiu’s other works, like his poetry and short stories. that day, with shen jiu’s qiankun pouch full, he treats himself to tanghulu.

the second encounter with nie huaisang brought along jiang cheng and wei wuxian. at that point in time, they were investigating the waterborne abyss problem. shen jiu, a year older now, shows nie huaisang his “new” invention: the war fan. wei wuxian is absolutely delighted at the new invention, and jiang cheng, although less excited that WWX, is considerably impressed as well. as for NHS, well, words can’t describe his happiness. shen jiu, on a whim, gifts it to him for free— mockingly thanking NHS for being such a generous patron. nie huaisang, unable to contain his excitement anymore, jumps on shen jiu and embraces him dramatically. this causes such a commotion, lan wangji comes over. with his brother.

(okay, i’m done writing for today.)

[coolshadowtwins]

Barbie Princess and the Pauper.

SVSSS.

If you make SY Annalise, and SJ Erika, that fits with their backstories. The princess is the rich kid and the pauper is the former slave. (The image of SJ glaring at SY instead of singing ‘I’m just like you~’ is so funny to me.)

Then that would make LBH Julian, Annalise’s tutor. As I started writing this post, I was going to argue flipping SY and SJ around, because it would make sense for LBH to be King Dominic, but then I actually thought things through.

You have Prince Shen Yuan, who is going to be married to a foreign king to save his kingdom. He doesn’t want to do it. All he wants to do is read his trashy books, and is actually a little in love with his servant LBH, but he will for his people. Duty and all that.

Shen Jiu works in a dress shop in town. They don’t own him, technically. Not in the same way his past masters did. But in every way that matters, really. He owes them a great deal of money, so he can’t leave. And it’s… fine. It’s not the worst job, even if he will be working there forever after his childhood friend tragically abandoned him. But he gets food most days and the ladies (other than the owner) like him. This doesn’t stop him from being a angry, bitter man, of course. He’s still SJ after all lol

They may or may not sing a duet about doing what’s right, in the name of duty.

SY wants to see the city, just one time before he’s trapped in the castle! So LBH takes him downtown, where SY runs into SJ. They may or may not have a musical number about how much they look alike.

Then, like the movie, SY gets kidnapped. I don’t know who Preminger is here. I thought about it, and I can’t decide who to put there. It can’t be LBH’s family, tho, because then why is he there as a servant??? Anyway, SY gets kidnapped, so LBH drags SJ kicking and screaming to the castle to play the Prince while he investigates on the side. They may or may not have a musical number about LBH trying to teach SJ to be a Prince.

But then SJ has to go on a date with SY’s fiancé! And it turns out!!! The foreign king is YQY!!!!

YQY had thought SJ dead. He’s been practically a zombie for years, believing that he had failed SJ, and ruling the kingdom on autopilot. Why is he a king now? Uh, long lost son or something. Anyway, when he sees SJ, pretending to be SY, he freezes up. But then he convinces himself that it can’t be SJ! Because this is SY, obviously, who has very dedicated records keeping tract of the fact that yes, the Prince was indeed the prince his entire life and not a former slave. So he spends this entire date upset that he’s falling in love and betraying/replacing SJ.

On SJ’s part, he’s also upset about how much he likes YQY. He doesn’t recognize YQY as Qi-Ge, of course, but it still feels like he’s replacing him. Also, this isn’t his life. This isn’t his fiancé. Either SY will come back, and marry him and SJ will go back to the dress shop alone. Or SJ will stay the Prince forever, with the knowledge that none of this was every his, and he only got it by stealing another man’s life.

They may or may not sing a romantic duet that hides all the angst they are feeling.

Of course, SJ gets found out rather quickly after that. LBH has been caught and thrown in with SY, leaving no one to stop SJ from going to jail for the disappearance of the Prince. YQY is devastated to hear that SJ would do something like that, but more than that, YQY is elated to hear that this isn’t SY. It’s an unknown SY look alike, and how many of those can there be out there??? This has to be SJ, and now YQY has to help him out of prison.

Then SY and LBH escape, and come save the day, and find precious geodes to save the kingdom, etc etc etc. SY and LBH confess to each other, and live happily ever after, while YQY (after breaking SJ out of prison in a very illegal way) tearfully tells SJ that he is sorry and that he thought he was dead and he couldn’t find him and-

SJ, who just got broken out of prison by the foreign king that he had went on a date with earlier by pretending to be someone else, can only stare as he realizes that this is Qi-Ge.

SJ strings him along for a year until he feels he can accept any apology. And then they get married, because he is not passing up the chance to be a ruler of a country. Who do you think he is??

[patheticpeoplesupreme]

I have an au in my head and I have to write it down but like it’s super inconsistent sometimes

What if some great heavenly deity take Shang Qinghua’s soul as punishment for messing with the story _and_ losing all his points. Clearly Shang Qinghua’s not afraid of dying anymore so the system takes on a different punishment

They would’ve taken Cucumber bro’s soul too but Shang Qinghua used his writer skills and convinced them not to and he tries to defy the heavenly being

Being all like

“THIS WORLD IS MY CREATION!” He screamed from his cell, feeling all of the sensation in his body burning into a blaze, golden liquid falling from his fingers

But the heavenly being just scoffed uncaringly, “you have interfered with the natural rules of the world.”

“I—I didn’t choose to be born here, I didn’t choose to take this role!”

“You’ve de—((what’s that one word I swear it started with “de”

defected maybe??

Defected against the system?

Defended

De….. de something

Betrayed the system?

idk I’ll figure it out))

“I’m just a human.” He pleaded desperately.

“divinity flows through your veins, you can’t lie to me, rat.”

—

Just thought it was funny to think about SQH getting fucked over by the system/gods

I like to think airplane was one of the lesser deities

Airplane was a normal human on Earth, an author in his original world, but when he died, all that was left was his passion for his novel, all the love for it that was left unheard, unseen, from all the outlines, the drafts, all the pain, all the happiness and desire, it formed into a lesser deity

The soul didn’t have a consciousness at first, but the divinity attached itself to the soul when it settled through many deities. Eventually, the soul took baby sqh as his vessel and airplane began to remember his past life.

Bingge (?) I think, would be in a similar timeline, except Airplane never managed to gain a consciousness so he turned into a tree, mourning the world’s bad ending.

(I don’t actually know how transmigration works)

And about Cucumber bro,,, he’s the same, his hatred, as an opposite of Airplane’s passion, allowed his desire and memories to form into a soul with divinity, only, it’s a different type of divinity from Airplane. Because Airplane creates

And Cucumber bro changes

Maybe->

If their divine souls were to ever be revealed, airplane and cucumber remind me of the three sisters in Greek myth but slightly different

Clotho (Airplane) spun the “thread” of human fate, Lachesis dispensed it, (system) and Atropos cut the thread (Cucumber bro)( but instead of death, bro creates changes) thus determining the individual's moment of death)

Or Airplane could just be a god

**I put regrets down because Airplane died full of regrets, from the loneliness of having a broken family, from not being able to follow his true stories and stuff

**God of Forgiveness because Airplane wants to give everyone a chance to be happy, something that couldn’t happen to Shen Jiu or Yqy

As a god of forgiveness, he would’ve asked them what ailed them and helped them heal naturally (of course they didn’t deserve to be forgiven, they wouldn’t be forgiven and airplane wouldn’t give them a second glance)

Feel free to leave anymore possibilities in the comments or anon asks haha

[ficthisficthat]

I can make a bingqiu boostle au EASY.

LBH makes a few bad decisions to make money fast to pay for his sick washerwoman mother’s treatment. He just wants her to be ok! But he ends up losing his scholarship and then his mother dies.

So he gets a job to be a security guard for some cultivation sect museum. He has no future but he does have access to priceless artifacts. So he steals Zheng Yang and one that gives him a one way trip to the past and uses it.

And it is cool - he has knowledge of advanced cultivation techniques from the future! People love him! LBH even gets to meet the legendary YQY and SQQ! They hate him which isn’t so great. YQY thinks of him as a showboat at a best or a scam artist at worst. SQQ thinks he's just a pretty face and not much else. So he doesn’t quite make Cang Qiong.

And then there’s a small conference or a meeting of allied sects of some sort. They have to deal with a threat. SJ is there and wants to kick him out but SY stops him and thinks they should give LBH a chance. SY takes LBH under his wing.

Even after the conference or dealing with threat, they do night hunts together. When they are not saving people or observing the fauna and flora, SY gets a harebrained scheme to make money. Even when LBH knows it won’t work, he goes along with it and supports it. It’s fun! They get to spend more time together!

People tend to think LBH is the one doing it because of his rep and SY is the one saving him from trouble. In reality it is usually the other way around (though sometimes they are right – LBH likes being swept off his feet!). LBH doesn't mind it.

For once, he is someone's first choice, the one he turns to to share an inside joke. SY accepts him and respects his opinion! He looks to him for advice and treats him as an equal rather than an empty headed fool.

When SY’s relationships end badly, LBH is there to get him through it (he rather there not be a relationship to recover from at all) (he doesn’t tell SY to date him instead.) (He doesn’t know if SY would be interested.) (And the time period is more conservative.).

When LBH is badly injured, creates a special artifact that works as life support for him. Sometimes they have arguments but they have each other’s backs when it matters!

And then. it is during this one of arguments that SY starts investigating something strange. He goes to the other sects and his other cultivator friends such as SJ but they all turn him away, thinking he is just seeing things.

So finally, SY goes to LBH for help. Even when he is mad at him, LBH is willing to investigate with SY. But while following the trail, LBH gets badly hurt and is put into a healing coma. SY continues alone. When LBH wakes up, SY is dead.

But with his death, there's evidence. LBH realizes SJ KNEW but kept it to himself when SY went to him for help. SJ didn't trust anyone and wanted to investigate it alone and tried to stop SY. but SY wasn't swayed. Lbh has to work with SJ and CQMS but isn't happy about it. they solve the case but SY is still dead.

he looks for the current version of the artifact that brought him to the past. he gets help from some of the QJ disciples like NYY and MF. LBH and his little group tries to change the past to save SY. but things end up worse. without SY dying, there is no evidence. CQMS never gets involved. hm. maybe it was TLJ trying to merge the realms and he is almost successful but SY goes back to the past to set it right.

and life returns back to when SY died. sy told him it was for him, that he rather lbh survive. so if he can't change the past, then he will just have to move forward with the present. the years of grief and trying to move on but unable to TT^TT

tlj being the one to kill sy but also give lbh the clue about the Holy Mausoleum. LBH uses it. SY already fulfilled his role! nothing stopping LBH from reviving him!!

with the worst already happened. lbh decides to confess to sy. sy is very confused being recently revived.

and then they have the rest of their lives feeding dog food to others.

[marsafter-dark]

| Fandom: 人渣反派自救系统 | The Scum Villains Self Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù

| Chapters: 8/?

| Main Pairing: Tianlang-Jun/Yue Qingyuan

| Side Pairing: Zhuzhi-Lang/Gongyi Xiao

| Rating: Explicit 🔞

| Tags: Modern Universe- Alternate Setting, Stalking, Mob boss Tianlang-Jun, CEO Yue Qingyuan, Non-consensual vouyerism, body worship, first dates, possessive behavior, gun violence, it’s a romcom but they are still figuring that out, making YQY progressively soggier every chapter

| Summary: Tianlang-Jun is in love with with Yue Qingyuan. Naturally, this means the next logically step is to stalk him.

Yue Qingyuan, CEO of China’s premier marketing firm, does not agree with this conclusion.

| Chapter 8 Summary 🔞:

Through the windows in the sitting room, sunlight pours in and floods the space, but ignores it. Instead, he makes his way past it, past the kitchen and the dining room and on and on until he reaches the door next to his office.

He knocks twice, because he is nothing if not polite.

“I hope you’re decent in there,” he says, playful lilt in his tone, then he steps inside. Taking the time to lock the door behind him, he fiddles with the tumblers in the mechanism until they make an audible little click, before turning around to greet his guest.

A warm smile spreads across his lips.

“Hello,” he says, stepping forward to crouch in front of the man and put out a hand, “Mr. Shi, isn’t it?”

In front of him, Mr. Shi— as his nephew briefed him that the man is called— sits tied up to a plush upholstered chair. They are in another sitting room, this one closed off from the rest of the penthouse, and a warm fire is crackling in the hearth. He has been stripped down to a plain white shirt and boxers, hands bound to the arms of the chair and legs to each of the front two chair legs. There is a cotton handkerchief gagged around his mouth and when he looks at Tianlang-Jun, there is a look of fear in his eyes.

[mamaclownhunter]

I do have more now-

SQH being short king amongst the main cast has a special place in my heart- to the average normal person he is average height (slight chubby SQH gives me life btw)- again- he blends so well a trait he bemoans about but to an outsider it is so invaluable as a spy.

When the peaklords go places together they low key envy that SQH can just do whatever he pleases bc he can just basically hide in plain sight.

SQQ likes to be bitchy and say he is reaping what he sows. He can commented enough on all the main players being Tall as fuck and beautiful- with LBH and MBJ being small Giants. But SQH is pouring at his bro going “you like LBH that big-.” “He is too fucking big”

But! Also! Not me personally loving the parallels of an anti fan reader being high class and powerful- to a much lower class author.

SQQ having bigger targets on his back bc he is SQQ beautiful, strong and sophisticated

But SQH is shoved around, not as powerful despite making the world.

It scratches my brain it fascinates me SQQ can glide on his monster and plant knowledge bc he is a scholar, him knowing the plot makes sense for a strategist- he flawlessly falls into his role with quick thinking and perfectly executed lines- that is the safest role for him!!

- all I imagine is SQQ bitching and yelling at SQH for information on something he threw away or a thing he finds that wasn’t in the story- and soaking in everything SQH says bc he hates how fucking brilliant this author is- stupid hack doesn’t fucking see how cool this fucking world is-

Vs

The author- so intimate with his world. He doesn’t need to go into territories- he made the plans. He knows why they are doing it, who they hired, where they are- so a lower level spy is better for him. It makes sense. It is safe for him to have this intimate knowledge as a spy! A spy would knows this and he is safe bc he isn’t doing the actual risky spy work!!!!

-one of my favorite fucking scenes is one of the extras and he is dealing with shit that gets the attention of LQH and Og!SQQ and he is just counting the beats mentally, LQH will respond like this- which gets SQQ to act like this- then ah my son YQY comes into play this will take a couple attacks- and he just like just smugly letting the world live around him.

Idk if you can tell I love this concept of Author and reader in a world built by author but playing “minor” roles. Being friends about it that are caustic and getting into screaming matches but also like being the only person the other is real with- SQH and SQQ low key love being able to slump and complain about not having chips and miss not talking so formally 24/7

Also Love when SQH teases SQQ about his relationship with LBH. It is so light hearted and he absolutely gets it- his anti-fan once tore into another reader for hating on LBH in an honestly well thought out character analysis and obvious love for him- SQH felt that special glee an author gets when someone understands their oc.

But come on- it is so fucking funny- these terminally online boys?

“Bro you pulled the “you don’t deserve this of any more he is mine now”.”

“What? No?”

“Bro you totally did! You took my son! Made him a kitchen girl! He is addicted to head pats! He is so much happier! He is gay!! You totally took my son for yourself!” He says laughing at how red his thin faced friend is-

“Because you put him through hell! Fuck you he is mine now!” It only makes SQH cry laughing. They go back and forth-

“YOU gave him Abandonment issues!”

“He ALREADY HAD THAT!”

Please give me scenes where they are alone or only have a few people around and SQH does something bad ass or SQQ does and SQH in a rush raises his hand and SQQ after a beat high fives him. Or they aren’t thinking. Or think they are alone and are high fiving and having a bro moment.

This elegant peak lord who didn’t have many friends before would low key be excited to be high fiving and cheering with someone like friends do.

I have thoughts I am sorry-

As a writer- I am turning SQH in my head like a rotisserie chicken.

He has a golden core but his spiritual presence is very weak (this makes for great spy work as he can move undetected)

He has a very short temper but fucking has killer customer service

This man can fucking multitask he has machinations on schemes on tasks and he is fucking good

While SQ has a better handle on the lore SQH made the world- idk if you ever world built before but even if you can’t pull it out of the top of your head it is there and I have a really fucking funny idea that like some times SQH BS’ stuff like he will be like “idk there is probably a “purple dragon fang” flower that like- makes you wanna bite people in this area- and sure enough there is bc SQH thought of it and it is his world.

SQH fucking knows his people- so funny he forgets demon cultures but that is what SQ is for (I love LBH pointing out MBJ’s crush but LBH was raised by human and goes to humans for advise on flirting with SQ so I don’t think he instinctively knows Demon’s courting rules- but MR I know fucking all the lore and how demons flirt bc that was Sha Hualing’s plot device to introduce Meng mo and also wife 20-29# Erica- plus he is a gossip monger- he knows all the details and knows MBJ is married to SQH and he is such an asshole he only tells LBH so he can keep getting updates for his husband to see)

LBH is the hero- but SQH is the creator. While he can’t beat LBH through brute force he has the ability to get around the plot armor. After all- all stories need the hero to be beat every once in a while! He can’t outright kill LBH but he does know all weaknesses and limits. That is his son

While the human realm (outside his disciples who are much more cut throat now bc of him) doesn’t really see the appeal of- demons are fucking intimidated by the King of the North’s consort. SQH made a fucking name for himself ordering demons, being untouchable outside consort SQ. But he is nasty and fierce and since they are demons SQH doesn’t feel as bad lashing out (not physically)

SQH knows his characters too. Mostly canon but I love that idea that to an outsider SQH knowing your name before anyone tells him is a red flag he has his invisible fingers in your pie- no one knows how he is so successful ofc (weak core) but no if he really knows someone by face it is bc he spent a week screaming in a pillow coming up with a voice and thought process.

The world of PIDW/SV is a complex beautiful world- per SY SQH is fucking talented but he had to eat- the man can tell and weave a story like a champion if put on the spot, he could be a DM. But SQH is very cautious bc he doesn’t know if he can accidentally make stuff

He doesn’t write much anymore which sucks bc that is a huge comping mechanism and reliever before it became his biggest stresser

That being said when he does realize he is a queen and has some time off- he writes again. For himself. For Mobei, never for SY but he gets copies all the same. But since he isn’t worried about food or money any more… he writes what he wants and lets that talent flow. He is annoyed the RPF is still popular smut but SQH had insane complex beautiful mysteries and fascinating war.

He brought up ripping off Harry Potter but make it gay and no fucking golden snitch. SQ fans himself and says “knowing you it will be done in three days I will be happy to read.”

He still writes shitting porn even after he loses his v card.

But his other works are inspired and SQ is furious he could have had this as a story and not PIDW how DARE YOU

sQH refuses to write anything for the PIDW/Sv world. All his books take place somewhere else- in the “future”- fantasy- just not in this world so he doesn’t add more to their crazy world

I have more but I am so tired

[vodkassassin]

I am tongue piercing anon! I just read the fic and it's everything I envisioned, I loved it! It's awesome. LQG.exe. has stopped working! MQF your patients are already half attending a Yiling laozu special dizi performance! YQY and SQQ must really want some cat ears or something to put on their Bro! It was amazing. Thank bro!

Tongue piercing anon my beloved!!!! I’m so glad that you found it 😭 sorry that it took me so long haha~

Deepest apologies to the disciples who so desperately needed medical attention but MQF was busy 😔

Oh, kitty ears…. You know that’s what’s going through YQY’s head right then

[tossawary]

Chapter 28: “A Growing Family” of “pride is not the word I’m looking for” quotes and commentary. Not a full list of favorite quotes or full commentary.

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The fact that Shen Qingqiu is waiting for them, just outside of Yue Qingyuan’s office, really doesn’t help the dread that Shang Qinghua is feeling here.

A stocky young woman is standing attentively beside the seated Peak Lord. This is that Fu Qiang character, one of Binghe’s favorite shijies on Qing Jing Peak, here to whisk Peerless Cucumber away for a one-to-one chat on the other transmigrator’s potential relationship to the House of Rejuvenation. Or maybe to give the kid a tutoring session on recovering memories from trauma or something! Shang Qinghua doesn’t know exactly, not having been invited to sit in.

“Shidi,” Shen Qingqiu greets coolly.

“Greetings, Shen-Shixiong,” Shang Qinghua returns, feeling sweaty already, but also weirdly giddy. He’s tempted to wink, but he’s pretty sure that would get him killed. “How are you? You look very well! Aha, how did those ‘other engagements’ go the other day? Meet with anyone? Have a good time?”

Over the top of his elegant fan, Shen Qingqiu immediately gives him a look that could probably kill a lesser man - or maybe a greater one, like someone who has more dignity and shame and whatever than Shang Qinghua does. Shang Qinghua doesn’t flinch. He assumes that the meeting with Yue Qingyuan went well! Which is great! Super great! If it had gone badly, he’s pretty sure that Shen Qingqiu wouldn’t even be setting foot on Qiong Ding Peak now - or at least would have been projecting “I’ll kill to get out of here and I’m mentally picking all my victims” hard enough to send all the Qiong Ding Peak disciples and cultivators off like panicked chickens.

“I don’t know what you mean,” Shen Qingqiu says, downright frosty now. “Shang-Shidi must have been paying too much attention to nonsense gossip again.”

“Ah, of course! Of course! My mistake, Shen-Shixiong! Please forgive me!”

Shang Qinghua looks to his fellow transmigrator next, to reintroduce them, only to find Shen Yuan making a very strange expression. Shen Yuan is looking between Shang Qinghua and Shen Qingqiu kind of like he’s never seen them before. His mouth is even a little open and everything. It takes the kid a few seconds to realize that he has two Peak Lords staring at him and to swallow the strange expression.

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AN: Shen Yuan knows that 1) SQQ came to meet SQH personally immediately after their mission was over, 2) SQH stayed in bed the following day for a LONG time, and 3) SQH had a hickey on his neck. 

So when Shang Qinghua makes a reference to the meeting that SQQ had with Yue Qingyuan, almost flirtatiously asking if Shen Qingqiu “met with anyone” and “had a good time”, Shen Yuan is going to draw his own conclusions. 

Namely, that Shang Qinghua and Shen Qingqiu might be sleeping together. 

After all, Shen Yuan doesn’t know about the YQY and SQQ backstory! Shen Yuan only knows that Shang Qinghua is weirdly friendly with PIDW’s most famous scum villain and that Shen Qingqiu apparently likes SQH enough not to be an asshole to Luo Binghe. Shang Qinghua kind of talks like they’re friend, so what if they’re... more than friends?! 

Meanwhile, Shang Qinghua cannot fathom anyone EVER considering that he and SHEN QINGQIU might be lovers. It’s not an idea that he is in a position to have because what the fuck?! 

I was tickled pink when I realized that things were in position to have the disciples think that Shangjiu is a thing. I was already planning on having them notice Shang Qinghua’s brand-new-relationship good mood. Shen Yuan may not notice when people are in love with HIM, but he did still read a twenty-million-word stallion web-novel, so he’s totally prepared to assume that secret affairs are happening for OTHER PEOPLE. 

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His fellow transmigrator hastily performs the appropriate greeting. Shen Qingqiu doesn’t reply beyond inclining his head, instead sweeping his eyes over Shen Yuan, who stands hilariously still like he’s facing down a predator, except for how the kid squints back a little at the Lord of Qing Jing Peak. Ha! That’s pretty fearless coming from someone still so unnerved by the man who would have Proud Immortal Demon Way’s most famous scum villain.

“Fu Qiang,” Shen Qingqiu says finally. “I have instructed Assistant Ma to set aside a private room for your discussion. You may take Disciple Shen there now.”

“Yes, Shizun.”

The other disciple gestures for Shen Yuan to follow and the other transmigrator hastily takes her up on that. As the disciples disappear, Shen Qingqiu rises and, without a word, leads Shang Qinghua into Yue Qingyuan’s office.

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AN: It’s tempting to try and make Shen Qingqiu and Shen Yuan actually develop more of a relationship than “passing acquaintance”, but the thing is that I can’t see either of them really going for it without being forced or without a very serious push. They’re both so prickly. 

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Yue Qingyuan greets him in a friendly manner, like he’s genuinely pleased to see Shang Qinghua and happy to help. Shang Qinghua greets the man in the same way. It’s nice! It also kind of feels like they’re both pretending the past few months of awkwardness, resentment, and avoidance never happened.

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AN: It felt a little more true to life and to the characters to have Shang Qinghua and Yue Qingyuan just... move forward instead of getting into their issues with each other and what apologies may be due. 

It’s kind of like a mutual: “What if we didn’t talk about it?” 

And they’re both like, “Oh, thank fuck.” 

I think that if they both brew on it a bit more, they may eventually decide to try to assuage their respective anger or guilt by saying something, but right now they’re feeling raw and/or embarrassed, and don’t want to accidentally get into it again. So they’ll talk about work! They always have work to talk about! Work is more important than personal matters, so they’re just going to pretend everything is fine! 

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It’s not just the System who won’t let the Immortal Alliance Conference not happen! But, ahhh, Shang Qinghua can still dream of them actually managing to convince Zhao Hua Temple Sect and everyone else to call the whole thing off. He can dream!

Yue Qingyuan has this pained expression that says, “You’re not wrong, but I wish you were.” This guy knows what Shang Qinghua is talking about!

Shen Qingqiu has this expression that says something like, “I can only critique the accuracy of your assessment on the grounds that you may be giving our fellow cultivators too much credit in terms of common sense and cooperation. This annoys me immensely.”

“You have put a great deal of thought into this,” Yue Qingyuan says finally. “You received this news… when exactly… again?”

“Ah, yesterday morning?” Shang Qinghua answers.

 “While in bed with a demon lord,” he doesn’t elaborate. Nope! Not elaborating!

“I know it’s not- I’ll try to get more information, but everyone is still in the planning stages, and it’s not easy getting any information!” Shang Qinghua says defensively. “But, even with that, I thought, ‘Ah, my shixiongs will probably want to know right away!’ Someone will need to tell Zhao Hua to take precautions, at least?”

Yue Qingyuan visibly regathers himself and says, “It is better to know these things as soon as possible. Thank you, Qinghua, for this forewarning.”

“He’s very good at knowing these things,” Shen Qingqiu agrees, but the man’s gaze is like a very sharp pin and Shang Qinghua is but a lowly insect under it. “When might you be expected to know more about this?”

“Ah, I’ll have to get in contact with… ah, some people I know.”

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AN: Of course YQY and SQQ want to know more about where SQH is getting this information, but for all they know he might just have gotten a tip-off from one of his merchant contacts or someone in the black market. This has been brewing for a while between these demon lords and the cultivation sects. It’s really bad news, but it’s also not really that surprising. 

According to the Airplane Extras, when MBJ and SQH meet, Airplane offhandedly mentions that Mobei-Jun’s clan and Huan Hua Palace Sect have a serious grudge from a conflict at a previous Immortal Alliance Conference. In PINTWILF, this conference is why the IACs got cancelled and had to be recently “revived”. The coming IAC is the 3rd since this revival.  

Shang Qinghua has proven himself reliable enough by this point that YQY and SQQ will let him keep his informants close to his chest. Between SQH’s years of improved services (helped by actually getting his personal disciples to help him) and SQH’s interference in their personal issues, they do actually trust him. 

So, yeah, they think he’s a squirmy little rat man. 

But he’s THEIR squirmy little rat man who has come through in times of need. Also, SQQ, for all his glaring, might stab YQY if he started giving SQH a hard time about this. Sometimes a shidi just wants you to back the fuck off, YQY! Let him have his secrets! Even though SQQ absolutely wants to know SQH’s secrets and is on the verge of dying of curiosity. 

I am VERY MUCH looking forward to them finding out that Shang Qinghua has a demon prince for a boyfriend. That’s going to be fun. 

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“I have also been… considering the advantages of lessons and between Peaks to encourage both cooperation and… survival skills,” Shen Qingqiu says next. “Rarely does one become a master of all disciplines - the Twelve Peaks allow for many of our sect to become specialists, masters of one art - but it seems unwise not to be learned in the basics of as many life-saving arts as one is able.”

“A diversity of learning can be very beneficial,” Yue Qingyuan agrees immediately.

“My disciple, Fu Qiang, has become a very adept medic over the years, though this was in the hopes of avoiding visiting Qian Cao Peak. The head disciples of An Ding, as I understand it, have sought to take special lessons from Qian Cao and Xian Shu to improve themselves."

 “Ah, that explains how Hongpeng spied on Peerless Cucumber back when the little bro was still in Mu Qingfang’s clutches,” Shang Qinghua thinks. “And, ah, Shen Bro, I don’t know how to tell you this, but Wenjiao goes to Xian Shu Peak mostly to moon over pretty girls, especially my little sister-in-law.”

"There is also the example of Qi-Shimei’s most frustrating disciple, who must be routinely dragged away from Bai Zhan, but who has also apparently helped to improve her fellow Xian Shu disciples’ martial abilities.”

 "Ah, that's one of putting Qi Qingqi letting Luo Fanli and Liu Mingyan fight each other in order to hopefully wear them both out," Shang Qinghua thinks.

“Even if demons should not attack, though only a limited number of our disciples will be attending the Immortal Alliance Conference, it would nevertheless be beneficial to ensure that all disciples across the sect are well-equipped to keep themselves alive until the specialists arrive,” Shen Qingqiu finishes. “Shang-Shidi, as one of the most well-connected leading members of our sect, the organization of such an initiative would be best left in your hands.”

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AN: Okay, so I know that this is kind of a weird thing to be coming from Shen Qingqiu, but he’s grown a bit over the course of this fic! AND he’s totally coming at it from the perspective of: “I don’t have to cooperate or get along with anyone beyond what I’m doing now.” 

So SQQ is like, “My disciples are stupid. We should have more field medics.” 

And he’s like, “Some people’s disciples can’t fight for shit and we should make sure they know more self-defense.” 

And he’s like, “Liu Qingge’s disciples are animals. Someone at least teach them how to protect other disciples and how to not bleed to death, because he won’t. That man doesn’t teach them anything.” 

And he’s like, “Shang Qinghua, you do that. I don’t want to.” 

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Peerless Cucumber’s conversation with Shen Qingqiu’s disciple is long over, but apparently his fellow transmigrator didn’t just leave afterwards. Yue Qingyuan’s youngest assistant intercepts to politely point Shang Qinghua towards their waiting room. Shen Yuan is asleep in a chair, with one of his cultivation manuals open in his lap. Judging by his pose, Shang Qinghua is going to guess that the kid was trying some kind of meditation and ended up taking a nap by accident.

It happens to the best of them sometimes! Or at least to Shang Qinghua!

“Ah, I told you not to wait on me. Come on, bro, I don’t want to have to carry you back,” Shang Qinghua says, while jostling the kid awake. “You’re too big for that. My nephew is too big for that these days. Just because it would be nostalgic for me and just because I can doesn’t mean that I want to be carrying you around like a sack of vegetables.”

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AN: If Shang Qinghua can haul Mobei-Jun around, then he could pick up Shen Yuan no problem. Also, this is the bit where I was like, “Wow, I have very much made SQH into SY’s dad here.” 

Even SVSSS SQH gives me Uncle Vibes, to be honest. The man wants to pop into Bingqiu’s life, ask some nosy questions, be treated to a free meal (who doesn’t), tell some bad jokes, offer some terrible advice, complain about his workload, and then flounce off again with his boyfriend. SVSSS SQH seems to like being useful and appreciated and part of the group, but in a way where he’s not directly attached to anyone, you know? Give SVSSS SQH the benefits, but none of the responsibilities! 

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Shang Qinghua is kind of sick of this roundabout conversation and decides to bring out the big guns: a move taught to him by his extremely powerful sister-in-law, who has effortlessly defeated their resident War God. He knows the effectiveness of this technique personally, because Luo Jiahui has used it to defeat him many times. He puts on the best concerned face he has.

“Yuan,” he says seriously, looking the kid directly in the eye. “I’m not making jokes here about not skipping out on cultivating. It’s not always going to be fun - a lot of the time, it’s going to be pretty embarrassing and a little painful. Bro, I was an adult stuck in a teenage body, regularly getting my ass handed to me by actual teenagers. That was awful. But I really need you to keep doing it, even if you don’t become the next War God ready to challenge the protagonist, because I don’t want you to die. This shitty world isn’t safe. And if you want to be involved in these missions, then I need you to be able to carry yourself, or we’re both going to get trampled by some OP monster wandering out of an advanced chapter early instead of fixing anything here.”

Shen Yuan is having difficulty meeting his eyes. He keeps trying to force himself to look at Shang Qinghua and then looking away again automatically.

Shang Qinghua employs another of his sister-in-law’s immensely powerful techniques: he reaches out and puts a hand on the kid’s shoulder. “I will tell you stuff when I have stuff to tell you and when I can tell it to you. You’ve been super helpful, I’m going to need your help in the future, but I need you to be a little patient right now too.”

Shen Yuan nods. “...Fine.”

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AN: Shang Qinghua: “I can’t believe that I’m tricking this person into thinking I’m a good person by being nice to them and looking after them and doing good things. I have learned this behavior for TRICKING PURPOSES only and have NOT accidentally adopted yet another kid.” 

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Shang Qinghua can’t answer the question right now! Leave a message!

He’s too busy replaying all the times he’s seen his nephew and his fellow transmigrator interact. Binghe did ask after Shen Yuan every time that he and Shang Qinghua talked, while the other transmigrator was on Qian Cao and after he came to An Ding, but… Shang Qinghua just thought his nephew was being polite and curious? Peerless Cucumber stands out! Binghe didn’t act too weirdly about it!

Luo Binghe is supposed to be a stallion protagonist with 600 wives!

Although… Shang Qinghua’s nephew has never really shown any interest in that kind of thing. Which Shang Qinghua has been pretty glad about! He doesn’t want to have 600 nieces-in-law! He also doesn’t want that for his nephew!

The protagonist of Proud Immortal Demon Way ’s harem was basically a snake pit of drama and desperation and decaying fantasies. For everyone who could read between the lines of empty papapa to see Airplane Shooting Towards The Sky’s tragic story of resentment and revenge, it wouldn’t be inaccurate to say the tyrannical, broken protagonist was like a black hole, dragging everyone else into orbit around this man who couldn’t really love anyone! You can take a blackened protagonist out of the Eternal Abyss, but you can’t take that abyss out of the blackened protagonist, right?

The original Luo Binghe didn’t take wives because he was in love. He took wives because he could! Because they were beautiful or powerful or useful! Because he pitied them! Because he liked being their savior! Because he didn't want anyone else to have them! Because he liked being an object of envy and desire and love! Because it was expected of him, as the man all the readers wanted to be, who was supposed to have everything a man could ever want!

 “...Ah, there are… some implications there,” Airplane Shooting Towards The Sky realizes, remembering just how half-hearted most of that harem bullshit was. “Maybe a bent man wrote a kind of bent protagonist by accident? Who knows?”

“Da-Ge?” Fanli says. “Da-Ge, didn’t you know?”

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AN: I’ve said this before, but there’s a meta argument to be made in regards to Luo Binghe and obligatory heterosexuality. 

Also, from what I remember, Airplane didn’t actually seem to care too much about Luo Binghe being interested in Shen Yuan. In the Airplane Extras, Airplane says that in the original version of PIDW that he never got to write, Luo Binghe actually ended up totally alone at the end of the story. He was apparently planning a pretty downer ending for Luo Binghe. But Luo Binghe ended up getting a huge harem instead because that’s what the readers wanted! 

So, my impression is, that when SVSSS Airplane first realizes that LBH is into men (and into SQQ specifically), he does a little bit of self-reflection and also reflection on PIDW, then just goes, “Huh. That makes... sense.” 

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“Though, aha, I can’t remember Shen-Shixiong ever really not being kind of angry at me and I’m not dead yet. I had to talk really fast sometimes, but I lived! Now go away.”

When Shang Qinghua looks up, all of his disciples are staring at him. They all look surprised, except for Shen Yuan, who looks embarrassed. Shang Qinghua would guess that someone cracked a dirty joke, but that doesn’t seem right.

"What?"

“...Shifu, how long have you known Shen-Shibo?” Chen Xuan asks.

“Since we were disciples? Ah, I think he hated me at first sight.”

“But you’re close now?” Lin Wenjiao blurts out.

“Closer, ” Shang Qinghua agrees warily. “Aha, don’t think that any of you can ask me for favors to do with Shen Qingqiu or Qing Jing Peak too! That’s not happening! Disciple Luo, Shen, get out of here before you give my disciples any more weird ideas.”

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AN: Okay, so what happened is that as soon as Luo Fanli and Shang Qinghua left the room, Shen Yuan was like, “...Shang Qinghua and Shen Qingqiu are... very close? Are they...?” 

And SQH’s disciples are like, “Holy shit, are you asking if SQH and SQQ are romantically involved?!” And SQH’s disciples laugh in SY’s face because that’s RIDICULOUS. Which makes SY really embarrassed and defensive! SQH’s disciples ask why he would EVER think a thing like that. 

SY provides the evidence. It’s a reasonable conclusion! 

And then SQH’s disciples are like, “...Holy shit?!” 

And then SY is like, “Wait, maybe I shouldn’t have mentioned that.” 

But it’s too late. SQH’s disciples are already putting all the evidence together and there is SO MUCH EVIDENCE of something going on there. 

I know I refer to this ship as “Shangjiu”, but that’s mostly just to specify which Shen Qingqiu and I doubt that anyone in Cang Qiong Mountain Sect dares to call SQQ “Jiu” besides YQY. They’d probably actually end up calling it something along the lines of “The Premise” like original Star Trek: The Original Series Kirk/Spock shippers. (See Fanlore or something for more info on that.) 

Again, SQH cannot... CONCEIVE of them conceiving this idea. 

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By the time that Mobei-Jun shows up at his Leisure House, Shang Qinghua is a little on the edge! Honestly, he’s kind of off the edge, dangling from a very thin branch just underneath the cliff’s edge, and that thin branch is making some very concerning noises! Sure, at least the demon lord isn’t late, but Shang Qinghua is suddenly reminded of just how intimidating Mobei-Jun looks! Also, he’s cleaned up his house and knows his sister-in-law knows he’s kind of a slob sometimes, but he’s so sure that she’s still going to judge his cleaning job! What if she blames Mobei-Jun for it? (She’d be right to blame him a little! The man can be kind of lazy and messy sometimes too!)

A cool hand at Shang Qinghua’s hip prevents him from walking around in circles, repositioning disobedient cushions and offending tables. Shang Qinghua looks up at Mobei-Jun, who moves his hand to where Shang Qinghua’s neck meets shoulder.

“Stop it,” Mobei-Jun says.

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AN: It’s really funny thinking about how all of Mobei-Jun’s gentle and affectionate behaviors towards SQH are totally learned. This does not come naturally to the man. If SQH was having a panic attack, Mobei-Jun’s first (panicked) instinct would be to bark at him to stop it. 

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“It’s just… Jiahui is… it didn’t have to be this way for us? I would have just helped her get to safety and left her to live her life without me, but she didn’t let that happen, even though her family wasn’t any good either, so why would she want another one?” Shang Qinghua tries to explain. “She chose me? She looked out for me. She helped me understand a lot of things. Even though she probably could have picked anyone else. I don’t really know where I’d be right now if she didn’t? Ah, probably… not talking to or trusting anyone ever? You remember what things used to be like.”

“Yes.”

“I’ve never really liked any of the sisters I’ve had before very much,” Shang Qinghua admits. “Ah, but they didn’t like me either, so it worked. Anyway! It’s… important to me that things work out now because…”

 “I don’t want to choose,” Shang Qinghua doesn’t say.

He clears his throat instead.

“Qinghua.”

Shang Qinghua forces himself to look up from his hands on Mobei-Jun’s collar.

“I am glad that you were not without someone to trust,” Mobei-Jun says, though it sounds like it takes effort. “Your sister has nothing to fear from me.”

Mobei-Jun has already made this promise, but it’s good to hear it again.

“Thank you, my king. I’ll, ah- I should go get her now.”

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AN: Mobei-Jun is jealous. He is very, VERY jealous. 

BUT Mobei-Jun can also see some parallels here. Luo Jiahui is to Shang Qinghua in many ways what Shang Qinghua is to him. Mobei-Jun understands the importance of this relationship and of this person. He understands that Jiahui and SQH’s relationship is not romantic, of course, and understands her to be the “head of the family”, so he has to force himself not to act on his jealousy. 

I think that a part of Mobei-Jun might see jealousy as something very negative? Thinking about what I said about Mobei-Jun’s hang-ups surrounding consent and possessiveness possibly originating with his father being a wife-stealer, Mobei-Jun can’t act on his jealousy for the same reasons that he needs Shang Qinghua to make the first explicit moves. He wants Shang Qinghua to choose him and to choose him of his own free will. 

So, he’s jealous when he hears about how LJH chose SQH and SQH chose LJH, but he can’t act on it because 1) he loves SQH and 2) he’s (possibly unconsciously) terrified of becoming his father and creating resentment that will ripple out into his family potentially for generations. 

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It’s so, so weird to see his human sister-in-law sitting across from a demon lord. Luo Jiahui is not a tall woman and her cultivation is very good these days, but she’s not a warrior. Seeing the height and width differences side-by-side make them really obvious! Mobei-Jun is at least twice Shang Qinghua’s sister-in-law’s size! He has to be easily twice her weight!

When Luo Jiahui puts food in front of Mobei-Jun, Shang Qinghua gets huge “I dare you to not eat my food” messages! It took a really long time before Mobei-Jun seemed to accept that Shang Qinghua really wouldn’t take every available opportunity to hand him poison. Thankfully, however, Mobei-Jun has eaten Luo Jiahui’s food before! Shang Qinghua has shared his sister-in-law's food with the demon lord! Shang Qinghua also communicated beforehand that Mobei-Jun has to eat the food. No matter what!

So, Mobei-Jun eats the food and Shang Qinghua breathes a sigh of relief. Mobei-Jun even goes so far as to tell Luo Jiahui that she’s a good cook (above and beyond social interaction! Also delivered kind of awkwardly!), which his sister-in-law accepts with thanks (and also maybe just a little bit as her rightful due).

Luo Jiahui already knows the basics of Mobei-Jun: that he’s an ice demon, the son of the Northern Demon King, and he’s going to be the next Northern Demon King. She already knows that he’s a warrior and that his time is mostly spent tending to his duties, usually on his father’s behalf. She even knows that demon families can be kind of violently competitive and that Mobei-Jun’s family is no exception.

So, when she finally decides to speak seriously, she says, “My brother is very important to me. I have told him that if he is happy, then I’m happy for him. He has told me that you are very important to him.”

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AN: Mobei-Jun is going to hold that revelation close to his chest for WEEKS. Shang Qinghua said that Mobei-Jun is very important to him! 

Juggling the tension of this scene was weird. 

Because, like, Mobei-Jun is not a kind or a gentle or a good person. He’s disdainful of humanity. It’s kind of a mindfuck for him to be having a meal with a strange human who is not of the things he has been raised to respect. 

Meanwhile, Luo Jiahui is fucking terrified of Mobei-Jun, dislikes him, and doesn’t want to like him. He’s a stranger who could destroy her family. He looks kind of monstrous. He acts strangely. 

But they HAVE TO BE CIVIL to each other for Shang Qinghua’s sake. 

So they are. 

Mobei-Jun tries not to make any scary moves around the soft human. 

Luo Jiahui tries to act like MBJ is a normal person and to be polite. 

They are both very out of their depth. 

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“...Shang Qinghua saved my life,” Mobei-Jun says, which is the first time he’s spoken without someone else speaking to him first. “Many times, he has done this.”

Luo Jiahui sets down her teacup, listening expectantly.

“Even when I did not trust him, and he did not trust me, Qinghua has always provided shelter and safety,” Mobei-Jun says slowly, solemnly. “Medicine, when I have been injured. Direction, when I have been lost. Company and loyalty. This is rare.”

“Yes,” Luo Jiahui agrees.

“The trust I have put in him has never been betrayed.”

Shang Qinghua kind of feels like he’s overheating here - like maybe his heart is melting! Mobei-Jun as a character has always prized loyalty above all! “I had no fucking clue,” he thinks. “Honestly, how the FUCK did I have no fucking clue?! Hindsight is incredible!”

“I would not betray him,” Mobei-Jun says, looking to Shang Qinghua directly. “My life has been his since the day we met.”

Shang Qinghua tries not to melt even more. Mobei-Jun is supposed to be an ice demon! What the hell is this?! It’s unfair! It’s embarrassing! It’s too much!

“...Good,” Luo Jiahui says, determinedly. “I’m happy to hear that. My hard-working brother needs someone to appreciate and cherish him.”

“Yes.”

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AN: Mobei-Jun is like, “Humans use words. I need to use words. I need to be direct about this because humans are bad at understanding things.” 

And Luo Jiahui is like, “Oh my, you are very intense. Okay.” 

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Mobei-Jun nods. “I did not think a human would ever care for a demon child.”

Luo Jiahui frowns a little. “Oh?”

“I admire this,” Mobei-Jun amends, frowning back. “I do not know how humans are raised. It is good that your child has never had to doubt his safety here.”

“...Of course.”

“It is clear that your child is loved beyond his bloodline.”

“Of course,” Luo Jiahui insists, with an offended note in her voice. “When I found Binghe in that river, I didn’t know he was part demon, but I would have taken him in anyway! Whoever the parent is, whatever the parent has done, it’s never the baby’s fault. Even if a parent has done something wrong, then babies shouldn’t suffer for it. All children should be cherished.”

Luo Jiahui’s voice breaks a little, her eyes turning wet. Shang Qinghua fumbles for a handkerchief to offer his sister-in-law, which she accepts gratefully.

He wonders if she’s thinking about her stillborn baby. She doesn’t talk about her other baby very often, but she does sometimes. She told him once that she observes that day. It’s something that she insists on doing alone.

“...I was left in the human world as a young child,” Mobei-Jun says.

Shang Qinghua’s head snaps up. He knows that, but that’s because he wrote that. He has never, ever heard Mobei-Jun talk about it before.

“Oh, no,” Luo Jiahui says.

“I was nearly killed by humans,” Mobei-Jun informs them.

“Oh, I’m so sorry,” Luo Jiahui says.

“It was my uncle’s doing. He wishes to see me dead.” Mobei-Jun says this like it’s just another fact of life, not even an upsetting one, which kind of makes it one of the saddest fucking things that Shang Qinghua has ever heard the man say.

“That’s terrible,” Luo Jiahui says vehemently. “How rotten.”

Mobei-Jun blinks at her. His expression is still solemn, but the pause seems surprised.

Shang Qinghua almost wants to shrug. Yep, his sister-in-law is just like this!

“I have promised Qinghua that I will protect your son,” Mobei-Jun says to her. “I make you the same promise now.”

“...Thank you.”

- 

AN: Mobei-Jun is like, “I understand you to be one of the rare humans who is not a piece of shit and who would have saved me as a child. I respect this. I don’t fucking understand it, but I understand you should be protected and that your child should be protected. I am doing this for Shang Qinghua and not because I have any personal issues surrounding the endangerment of demon children.” 

Luo Jiahui is like, “Oh, he’s soft inside! He’ll protect my Binghe. Okay, I like him now. I didn’t want to, but anyone who basically professes to be willing to die for my child and my brother has my reluctant approval.” 

- 

Shang Qinghua can’t help it. The energy in here is so weird! He laughs.

“My king, have you had that all this time?”

Mobei-Jun doesn’t say anything, he just frowns.

“Clearly he was waiting to return it in person, Houhua,” Luo Jiahui admonishes. “It’s not his fault that you took so long introducing us or surely he would have returned it sooner. Don’t make it out to be impolite.”

Mobei-Jun gives Shang Qinghua’s sister-in-law an approving look.

- 

AN: Mobei-Jun is like, “Oh, she’s smarter than Qinghua. Good. (Not that my Shang Qinghua isn’t very clever, but he’s an idiot.)” 

- 

And sometimes it’s just nice to take a minute to sit back, relax, and see his disciples daring their shidi, his fellow transmigrator, to chug the spiciest soup on the menu.

“Ah, kids,” Shang Qinghua says to Luo Jiahui.

Luo Jiahui is making a very concerned expression as her sisters, Shang Qinghua’s head disciples, and even Liu Mingyan chant: “Chug! Chug! Chug!” Yeah, he should probably stop them! But why would he? If anyone throws up from this, he’ll just appear out of nowhere to scare the shit out of all of them and then make them clean it up. It’s fine. He says as much to Luo Jiahui.

“They’re old enough to know better,” she says, but she looks fond now. “Their shifu should have taught them better manners, hm?”

“Hey! Only… four of those are mine.”

- 

AN: Friends for Shen Yuan! Friends for Shen Yuan! 

Also SQH being like, “Oh, fuck, I really have too many kids.” 

- 

Luo Jiahui sighs wistfully. “It is nice having children in here again, even big ones who are supposed to be adults now. I’m so proud of how Binghe has grown, but I miss when he was little. I miss when I could pick him up and carry him around. Uncle Han’s daughter brought her new baby in yesterday. He was so cute!”

“Aha, don’t steal a baby to fill the empty nest, please!”

Luo Jiahui swats him. “I wouldn’t do something like that!” she insists, cheeks flushing pink.

- 

AN: Baby?! Baby for Luo Jiahui and Liu Qingge?! Maybe! 

[absolmon]

I’m personally of the opinion that YQY would unintentionally activate all of LXC unexplored daddy issues. Just makes YQY simultaneously want to get him to praise him and pat his head or get mad about the abandonment his dad put him through. I’m of the personal belief that YQY has the bigger DILF energy between them and it’s really messing with LXC. LXC already seems to be seeking older brother/father figures with his whole deal with NMJ, YQY would just activate a deeper version of that.

Plus, I think as a former street kid who flung himself up the waterfall of social climbing, YQY is actually pretty adept at manipulating people with his words when they aren’t SJ. Like he doesn’t do it maliciously but he does say what he needs to keep his sect safe. He’d do his best to get LXC to let his guard down and figure out what he needs YQY to be to him.

SJ and JGY would hate and sus each other out on sight. SJ would see JGY like how he saw little Bunhe, someone who shouldn’t complain because he didn’t have it as bad as SJ did. SJ feels no solidarity with anyone besides YQY and thinks everyone needs to suck it up. JGY would hate how SJ looked down on him and how he doesn’t care about being a bitch in public. SJ gets to say all this rude shit that JGY is thinking and not get punished for it beyond a disappointed ‘Shidi’ from YQY. JGY could never act like that without being kicked from his perch and he’d be so mad SJ just flaunts this privilege like it’s nothing.

I’d love to see them all interacting but someone is definitely going to be bleeding by the end of it. They’d need some kind of mutual enemy to work together.

trying to decide if, in a crossover, lan xichen and yue qingyuan would pleasantly get along, not really noticing anything amiss, while shen jiu and jin guangyao are having their uncanny valley feelings activated by watching the two interact. or if lan xichen and yue qingyuan play soooo nice for their respective husbands until their backs are turned and then they are having their own live laugh love brawls to the death.

in all crossovers, shen jiu and jin guangyao realize that any fight between the two of them would end in a bloody standoff with dead and injured everywhere. so they maintain the peace.

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#OP!!!! OP ARE YOU WRITING THIS? WILL TEHER BE FIC???#i think airplane/sqh is a person who's had to scramble for everything to the point that he will fight viciously tooth and nail for everythin#that is HIS. to wit: an ding and MBJ#and YEAH THE RESENTMENT#like those two lifetimes worth of resentment become fuel to the MINE and just the absolute will to live dominating this little rat man#he's like FUCK YOU I AM GETTING MINE#just anger-walking out of the grave to go lick all his stuff#Aaaah and mbj reacts so badly to Emotions - or like expresses them badly that's just rife for Mishaps#and having to come to terms with NOT being strong enough even as a demon lord to keep what was his#but also like who the fuck BUT sqh would just nope out of being dead? he's gonna be p wowed once he's done hyperventilating#it also does interesting thing to the power balance and the way they are perceived#like 'demon + human bad'  ok but 'demon + ghost'???#what is the opinion of mbjs boyfriend in the demon world?#i can picture yqy kinda staring blankly#first one shidi betrays the sect for demons#then another marries a demon#scandal obviously#THEN one turns out to be a ghost? and still doing his job?? possibly actually even better???#mostly because he has more time since he doesn't need sleep#(although i bet sqh still likes good food and little comforts because what is he if not greedy for everything?)#and the rest of the cultivation world goes 'gee wtf is wrong with this generation of peak lords'#and 'so do you need anything to dispel that ghost?'#and yqy is like 'actually the ghost is getting a raise' because he stared paperwork in the face and blinked first#he has many qualities#admin is not one#ALSO idk if that's a direction you're going but: sqh with a body he can control? and an eidetic memory of porn?#like a wide and weird range of porn?#ALSO loving the imagery of ghost!sqh#ALSO YEAH you're right mbj WOULD still hurt him#but also i posit: sqh lashing out with ghost power unthinking

Yeah, I am writing this! I haven't gotten much written down but I'm working on it!

MOVING ON TO SU XIYAN: SXY definitely dies in this AU. I don't know... anything about the timeline but I'm gonna say that Tianlang-Jun is sealed and SYX dies in the first year or so after the Qing generation ascends to the position of Peak Lords. Wherever in the timeline I could to put it, SQH isn't a ghost yet, and he's so new and untrusted by his fellow peak lords that he can't really... do anything, even if the system wasn't there. (Because there's nothing like your esteemed immortal masters dropping the growing tensions between demons and humans right on your lap and peacing out! Not to go on a tangent, but there is literally no way the Qing generation is this fucked up and bad at working together if their predecessors weren't even worse messes.)

Anyway, SXY gives birth and with last of her iron will, implements the seal on LBH's demon heritage she's been planning since the water prison. But it requires more strength than she can give. SXY is a righteous cultivator, the head disciple of a righteous cultivation sect, with all the rituals to prevent her from being one of resentful dead that every disciple goes through. And yet– SXY's love is the Demon Emperor. She makes teasing fun of Zhuzhi-lang, a man even demons think of as a monster. And her son, her boy, her child of her body and her heart is a half-demon half-human hybrid. SXY is the head disciple of Huan Hua Palace Sect, ruthless and cold as steel. SXY is the woman who took poison and refused to let it even touch her son's heath at the price of her own. SXY, above all, is pragmatic. If her son requires more strength than she can give, she'll simply have to dig deeper. So SXY draws on her blood and her flesh and her bone and quite literally burns herself inside out like some sort of supernova, becoming a ghost in the process. The end result: LBH is set down the river, his birth mother's last touch (for now. for now) marked in the smudge of dried red on his forehead, all while a pile of ash and blood watches and commits herself to cultivating herself a more mobile shape.

And here is the thing– SQH couldn't do shit because of the system but the sealing of TLJ and the death of SXY is over. LBH has been born, set down the river, and adopted by a washerwoman with all the world's hope in her heart. What's required has been done, and by now (a few years later), SQH is a ghost and the system is gone. He can do what he wants now, and what he wants is for LBH to not grow up to murder his entire sect. So SQH travels to a river looking for a child, and he finds him, yes, but he finds that pile of ash and blood first, haunting the washerwoman and her adopted son. It has by now transformed into something with a shape passingly like a human's, outlined in burning black veins, though it cannot speak (yet).

The washerwoman is much less afraid when she learns the ghost "haunting" her is her son's birth mother who stayed to protect him from beyond the grave and the only response she has to TLJ's terrible fate is that they must go get him, if only for LBH's sake, much to both SQH and SXY's bafflement. The end result: SQH comes alone to the Luo River and returns to the Tian Gong range with five people, though he is still a little confused about how.

LBH's adoptive mom is a creation of tosawary (who is both on tumblr and ao3, look them up, they're great), who wrote a fic called 'Pride Is Not the Word I'm Looking For" that asked 'what would happen if SQH met and saved LBH's adoptive mom?' They created the character of Luo Jiahui, LBH's adoptive mom, from literally nothing. And I love her. So Luo Jiahui is here, she lives, and she becomes a cultivator if not a fighter.

LBH grows up with three parents (one human, one ghost, and one demon), a snake cousin (a snusin if you will) and a very weird uncle who tells the best stories. He is a deeply strange and clever child because of this (and oh so loved.)

Su Xiyan's "final form" or true form would be star-like. All black-hole veins, burning stardust-patterned skin, and bright, bright eyes. And and and she's poisonous and venomous because of the poison that killed her! I don't quite have an idea on what her power set would be. Maybe something to do with justice and revenge? Some sort of vengeful patron of people betrayed by those they trusted?

As for how the fuck this family can live anywhere and not be hunted for sport by cultivator OR demons, I say this: Shang Qinghua fucks around and accidentally creates his own territory (is it underground? is it somewhere notoriously hard to get to but SQH has author-god shortcuts? Is it deep within the Tian Gong Mountains, hidden where no one would expect it? Who know. I haven't figured it out yet.) All he wanted was for his family these people to be safe, but no, people kept testing his patience or barging in to ask for sanctuary and now he's in charge of an entire goddamn city! Truly, you do one good thing, and you're rewarded with what? More work!

DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE MYTHOS SQH'S GHOST PERSONA ACCIDENTALLY INSPIRES. I HAVE SO MUCH THOUGHTS AND ALL OF THEM ARE TORMENTING SQH WITH RESPONSIBILITY OR GOOD THINGS THAT HE FEELS LIKE HE HASN'T EARNED.

Onto SQH himself, you're so correct about him being greedy and stubborn and fighting tooth and nail for what is HIS. Like. This world is fundamentally different from his previous one: it's dangerous, filled with so much more uncertainty, and it'll eat you whole with no remorse. This world is in every way a dog eat dog world and SQH has been surviving it for decades. He survived it, he climbed to the top, he spat in death's face and carried on with his business. And SQH is fundamentally a man who has been surviving on scraps for two lifetimes, meting out subsistence from the bare minimum. When you have so little, when you die such a painful death and wake up in a baby's body, and everything that made your life tolerable in another world is gone, you learn to savor what you have. You learn to cling and hold tight. You learn to bare your teeth and do things that your old world would send you to prison for and this world calls "righteous" if you frame it just right. (you make the spy network your predecessor said you wouldn't need. you use your sword. you accept the crown of barbed wire that is the position of An Ding Peak Lord and you do your best to make An Ding less cruel, for all that your hands hold no kindness.)

And you're right. MBJ is SQH's. MBJ isn't even MBJ until the Airplane Extras. Mobei-Jun is a title this prince cannot lay claim to, and yet SQH calls him my king, and he is. SQH makes MBJ into MBJ MBJ, crowns MBJ as SQH's king and doesn't realize that this is something that would definitely resonate with MBJ??? SQH never realizes in canon the enormity of his effect on MBJ, how SQH is very likely to be MBJ's first person he can fully trust, the first person since LGJ to be safe. SQH opens his home, offers his knowledge and his medicine, his food and his drink to MBJ, and goes gee, I hope he won't kill me today. You fool! You idiot! You are the person MBJ associates with safety and comfort and healing!! SQH is more efficiently claiming MBJ (and getting MBJ to claim him) than the whole DEMON REALM and no one knows it.

And yeah!! SQH is this character that is so tired of life and yet he's a fucking cockroach when it comes to death. He just. won't die. And MBJ is probably super aware of SQH's death-defying nature and stops being surprised by the fifth year in MBJ's service. Like, "oh, yeah? You got that artifact by SNEAKING INTO THE DEMON REALM and answering the three riddles of this fabled monster that not no one knew still existed? Classic Shang Qinghua." He's going to upset for YEARS, if not DECADES about SQH being a ghost, especially that's his person!! that's his safe place and they died while under his service and protection!! But he will definitely have several moments where he goes "... only Shang Qinghua could have done this shit. Only Shang Qinghua could have died and then gone back to work. Only Shang Qinghua could have LIED ABOUT THIS for decades." As the power inbalance or lack thereof now that SQH is an extremely powerful ghost, SQH desperately doesn't want to talk about it. Look, it's was a common trope in his writing for servants that grow too powerful to be killed by their masters!! It was interesting and fun to write until he started LIVING HERE. Meanwhile, MBJ is like "Qinghua is resistant to cold now? Qinghua has all these folded paper and ink minions? Qinghua can tell a story so well that his enemies go deaf? .... Hot."

As for the cultural perception of Moshang on the demon side now that SQH is a ghost: ghosts aren't normally really... stable? They can be extremely powerful but most of them are are non-corporeal and as easily extinguished as candle-flame. And all of them, powerful or not, are liable to fade. Since SQH is corporeal and clearly at least somewhat powerful so the general perception is "good for MBJ, I guess? But he should be careful in case his lover ends up fading." Anyway, when the information that SQH refused to die fully because (in part) of MBJ, the demons are going to switch over to both "oh, that's so romantic," and "he's sticking around until MBJ kicks the bucket for sure." So yeah, definitely more respect than if SQH was still human!

As for your idea of YQY's reaction– sjwkkwjwkskjskjskwjskwskjska THE GHOST IS GETTING A RAISE!!! (god, the Qing generation really is full of freaks.) YQY would NOT know how to handle this at all. He's going through seven stage of grief in five minutes. What do you DO when you realize your shidi died on a mission you might have sent him on and he CAME BACK???? Really, the most likely option is that YQY would probably do a sort of press conference where he goes "yeah we knew SQH was a ghost (lie), but he's not resentful (lie) or dangerous (lie), and he's our ghost (truth)."

And yeah SQH can shapeshift!!! There will absolutely be some things that transfer over to all his forms (haven't decided what but he needs something to make this less OP) though. I don't know about eidetic memory but maybe absorbing the system caused him to have a sort of... data bank in his head?? where he keeps important info and can pull up anytime.

As for SQH lashing out with ghost powers at MBJ: I don't see this happening under normal circumstances. MBJ is SQH's to protect and SQH, despite running his mouth when he's nervous, is definitely careful when it comes to MBJ. But if SQH was under special circumstances, not in his right mind, or surprised while in bad state, this could absolutely happen. And it would be GREAT if this was how MBJ found out. The mess of SQH, not in his right mind and too-honest because of it, and MBJ, feeling so betrayed– was SQH mocking him by asking for MBJ's protection? Was SQH lying to him the whole time? Is this a imposter in SQH's body and his SQH is gone? Before the implications of SQH being dead catch up to him and crack him all the way through. It will be such a mess, but a necessary one, if they want to learn to communicate better and get on the same page.

Though him finding out SQH's family 'friends' will be... fun. Very much a "Only Qinghua" moment when MBJ when looks back on it.

This is getting too long, but I have so many ideas on the mythos SQH and SXY inspire, how SQH's city develops, as well as how/who SY transmigrates in.

thinking about Shang Qinghua as a calamity again…