My very Kenny-coded friend dragged my VERY Cartman-coded friend to an art-fair today. When they got back I asked how it was and Kenny-coded was like “DUDE IT KICKED ASS I CAN’T BELIEVE IT WAS ONLY $10 TO GET IN” and Cartman-coded says with a straight face “I would have paid $20 NOT to go.”
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Your recent post on alter older boyfriend Simon being a lil bit of a weirdo is literally amazing. I feel like he'd just start treating reader as if their his partner (nothing extreme though that would make them want to move out though) without even discussing it and acting as if everything's normal while reader is just confused af
this alternate older bf!simon 100% just comes home with the decision in mind that you’re together, why shouldn’t he?
you’ve literally been playing house in his house.
the next morning he’s made you both breakfast and he stares hard at you from across the table as you both eat.
when you try to bring up the idea of you moving out now that he’s back- he literally won’t hear it
“don’t be silly, sweet’art- plenty o’room f’us”
us.
apparently there’s an us now.
you want to mention the whole ‘only one bed’ thing but there’s something in his eyes that tells you he’ll have an answer for it too.
maybe you’re just silly.
maybe you’re a little bit lonely.
maybe it was waking up in the wee hours to find him humping the curve of your ass and whimpering in your ear.
maybe it was the fact you liked it.
whatever it was, it didn’t matter.
what mattered was you didn’t argue- actually, you smiled and nodded and told him you’d stay.
“good pet.”
yeah.
pet.
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I like to imagine that Branch joined/started Kismet in between movies one and two because he decided he wanted to be normal again and to him that means being in a boy band (insane but funny)
that actually is really funny! (and insane!) also from what i've seen from the cartoon, branch does actually feel like he has to go out of his way to fit in and be a "real troll" so this is totally in character for him.
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Out of everyone in MWII, who do you think is most likely to get “property of (y/n)” tattooed on their dick?
(For context, I saw a tiktok about someone doing this and I RAN to your blog ❤️)
Jesus christ??😭😭 oh my god I can't imagine the pain💀😭
But hmm...If we're talking across all my aus, I'd say that definitely Sleazy Neighbour!Ghost bc let's be honest he's unhinged😭
♡Dbf!Biker!Graves who is a sleazeball too, has other tattoos, your name over his heart too and now he has that💀
♡Neighbour!Gaz too, he just loves you so much!! You grew up together, you were each others first everything and he's a total simp for you :(( His dick is yours and he wants you to know it♡
♡Colonel!König because he's just nasty like that and loves to bully Hackergirl with his huge, burly body and now this :(( Bullies you with his cock and shows off that raunchy tattoo like the thing is the proudest thing he ever got :(
♡Last but not least, my boy Soap in any au would do it too bc a) he thinks its hilarious and b) he genuinely thinks his fat cock is yours just as much as his body and soul are devoted to you :(
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