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Dukeceit Autistic Text Posts 1/?

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[One: (Deceit) Autistic flirting: Ask me if you can touch me. You’re actually the only one on this planet who will get a “yes” as an answer.

Two: (Remus) I’m going to start collecting cute stim toys and I can NOT be stopped.

Three: (Deceit) I love stimming with you.

Four: (Remus) Date an autistic cutie who happy stims when they see you.

Five: (Deceit) Acquiring a weighted blanket: Me, earlier today: Oh that’ got some nice heft to it. Me, coming home after a long workout: Fuck. I have been slain by a blanket.

Six: (Remus) Do you ever just get the sudden urge to crumch. To bite. Like I got overwhelmed and all I wanna do is bite this pen so hard it breaks and much ice really hard but the cold hurts my teeth and I won’t want plastic and ink in my mouth.

Seven: (Deceit) Me, with a chew necklace literally withing arms reach for this exact purpose, clenching my jaw and grinding my teeth: Wow, I wish I had something to chew on.

Eight: (Remus) Couples that stim together stay together.

Nine: (Deceit) I need to do things today but I slept under my weighted blanket last night so I’m still under it now and I’m afraid I’ll be under it for the next week and a half just totally zenned out.

Ten: (Remus) Date a autistic who loves collecting stim toys.]

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That is all!!! I just wanted you all to see my snek boi!!!

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Deceit Sanders Text Posts 33/?: Colorblind Edition 2- Deuteranopia (Red-Blue Colorblind)

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[One: My favorite thing to do is to offer to help people choose colors for things and see how long it takes them to remember I’m colorblind.

Two: Where’s my oversaturated pride flag for colorblind gays who can’t fucking see rainbows?

Three: I’m sure all the pastel flags are actually very aesthetically pleasing but I am VERY colorblind and can NOT tell any of them apart.

Four: Me: *pours a bowl of cereal* Me: *sits down, takes a bite* Me: *surprised sounds* Me: These aren’t Cheerios! These are Apple Jacks!

Five: #Colorblind Problems: When you can’t really tell when something’s fully cooked because you can’t see the “pink” very well...

Six: I honestly don’t think people know how much of a struggle it is to be colorblind...

Seven: Colorblind Problems. Other person: “What color is this? Hahaha.” Me: Shut the fuck up you bitch.

Eight: Being colourblind be like... Applying exfoliating cream instead of moisturizer on the skin and not realizing until the smell hit you, because the two of them look the same to you (even though they “clearly” don’t).

Nine: I wish colorblindness was explained to kids as being a variety of different vision deficiancies cause I grew up thinking it only means full spectrum color blindness even though it’s so uncommon it’s nearly nonexistent.

Ten: That awkward colorblind moment when you’re watching an anime where everyone has colored hair and you’re wondering why this one person has just generic dirty blonde hair, and it takes you several episodes of them being surrounded by green things to realize their hair is actually light green.]

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Deceit Sanders Text Post 23/?: RSD Edition

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[One: Me: *asks for constructive criticism* *recieves constructive criticism* Me: lol just tell me if you hate me and think i should die

Two: Me: Is already having a bad day. My rejection sensitive dysphoria: I’m about to ruin this whole man’s career.

Three: Someone: yells at me. Me: haha time to die

Four: *suggests an idea I’m super excited about* Group: *rejects the idea* Me: *rsd activates* 💔 *sad rest of day*

Five: Me: *expresses my opinion* One (1) person who I don’t even really know: “I disagree.” Me internally: “oh god oh fuck I really fucked up this time! They hate me. They hate my guts. I’m a bad person. I’m big dumb! My opinion is probably wrong then. My opinions are shit! Please forgive me for my foolishness! Oh fuck of shit!!”

Six: Getting unexpected criticism: *Sombra’s voice* RSD activated!

Seven: resisting the urge to send a “sorry if i’m being annoying” text when it’s been 4 hours and they haven’t responded

Eight: Me: I love this thing :) Someone: about to tell me why it’s bad actually Me: sorry but the honorable sir r. s. dysphoria and i did not ask

Nine: Me, in tears because someone was mean to me: “I’m fine, what are you talking about?”

Ten: Me on tumblr: shares and writes whatever the fuck i feel like and if you don’t like the garbage nonesense i post that’s probably your problem isn’t it. Me in real life: accidentally says one (1) thing that somebody does not love and agree with, immediately panics and apologizes and wishes for the earth to swallow me whole so nobody has to look at the embodiment of shame that is my corporeal form, never dares to speak again.]

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Deceit Sanders Text Post 24/?: Non-Binary Edition

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[One: Assigned bitch at birth.

Two: Theydies and gentlethem.

Three: “Are you a boy or a girl?” I’m a bastard.

Four: Be yourself!! Dress how you want to!! All that matters is that you like you.

Five: My gender is standing on a tall mountain and screaming into the wind.

Six: Gender identities be like: [screaming noises]

Seven: I am Male Female A Potato.

Eight: You are non-binary if you: *present femininely *say you are *present masculinely *present neutrally *say you are *are out * are closeted *aren’t sure yet *say you are *like punk music *like classical music *are secretly a lizard person *are an eldritch abomination *this means youre trans! *it 100% means you are trans and nobody can invalidate your identity *say you are

Nine: My colleagues: *try really hard to use the right pronouns, always apologize if they mess up* Me: I would die for ya’ll.

Ten: I wish that I could actually enjoy my favorite season instead of being forced to choose between dysphoria and heatstroke.]

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Deceit Sanders Text Posts 26/?: Asthma Edition

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[One: Person: *breathes* Me, with asthma: Weird flex but ok.

Two: I wish my lungs were better at their job. What do I even pay them for?

Three: Things I’m tired of: *People smoking or vaping in public areas WHERE SMOKING AND VAPING ARE BANNED *I have asthma and these are a big trigger for asthma attacks *I hate having to walk an extra few minutes just to get around someone who decided to smoke or vape in the middle of the goddamned sidewalk on campus *I get it is an addiction but you know what I cannot help either? HAVING FUCKING ASTHMA *You can choose when to light up but I cannot choose to not have an asthma attack when people do it around me *“Well I’m asthmatic-” full fucking stop. Just because it’s not a trigger for you doesn’t mean it’s not a trigger for others. *“Well my friend who is asthmatic-” FULL FUCKING STOP! Their asthma may not be triggered by it by others can be! *Asthma is as varied as any other condition. My asthma isn’t triggered by my pets (that I know of) but that doesn’t mean it will be the same for others! *Please go where others are not and don’t do it in enclosed spaces like elevators. You could kill someone.

Four: Saying “please teach me how to breathe” sounds deep and shit but actually I’m just asthmatic.

Five: *coughs up my lungs* It’s okay this just happens,,,, sometimes.

Six: Me: *breathes* Also me: *asthma noises*

Seven: Sometimes I’m like “hmmm this really isn’t normal” and then five minutes later I’m like ‘eh,I’m just slowly suffocating from the inside out, no biggie.”

Eight: Remember in Monsters vs Aliens when Bob forgot how to breathe... THAT’S THE MOST RELATABLE THING I’VE EVER SEEN!

Nine: Me: Wow I really hate how jittery my medication makes me. Also Me: Drinks four cups of coffee in addition to that medication.

Ten: Me, literally every time I have trouble breathing: God, I’m having so much trouble catching my breath, what could be causing this?? I wish I had a away of alleviating this problem! Possibly my last remaining brain cell: You have had asthma for 20 years, please for the love of god, go use your inhaler.]

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Deceit Sanders Text Posts 27/?: Dysphoria Edition

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[One: My dysphoria talking about my body: Looks nice but has issues.

Two: Me: *looks at my body* Guess I’m *Cursed*

Three: When it’s 90 degrees outside but you still wear a hoodie because *dysphoria* and just have a heat stroke.

Four: What does it take to get a little Correct Pronouns around here.

Five: Oh no, my gender. It hurts.

Six: I’m feeling dysphoric I wanna fucking throw up.

Seven: I always downplay my dysphoria until I’m at the verge of tears and I’m like “oh fuck what”.

Eight: Hi, and welcome to another episode of it’s 2 AM where I live and I’m thinking about the fact that I’m probably gonna die alone because I’m unlovable.

Nine: Pros of having my voice: *Can sing Oogie Boogie’s Song pretty okay. *Screaming Folk Punk lyrics. *Be Prepared is fun to sing. Cons to having my voice: *Get Sir’d immediately I swear every semblant of a feminine vibe I give off is instantly killed every time I speak I hate my voice so much I just want to cut off my tongue and sew my mouth shut.

Ten: You are allowed to experiment with pronouns and names.]

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Deceit Sanders Text Post 22/?: Depression Edition

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[One: How do I uninstall depression?

Two: Some car better hit me soon or I’m gonna be pretty pissed.

Three: BREAKING NEWS: I fucking hate myself.

Four: Sometimes you just ask yourself if god got your mental illnesses in a package deal

Five: Eating ice cream isn’t just about “eating your feelings,” it’s hoping the coldness of the ice cream will numb the pain.

Six: Someone: Everyone makes mistakes sometimes, it’s okay! Me: Uhh ok lemme just....*fucks up everything I can possibly fuck up in a single day and gets even more depressed*

Seven: That moment when your type out an entire paragraph, secound guess yourself, delete it, and then write, “I’m fine.”

Eight: Constantly torn between wanting to feel things and wating it all to stop.

Nine: Depression is when your mind and body feel like a black hole.

Ten: Me: during the day: I am too tired to sleep. Me, during the night: TIME TO SCREAM. TO DANCE. TO SING. TO JUMP. TO STIM. TO LIVE. I AM BURTHING WITH EMOTION. I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF CHAOS. OF HYPE.]

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Dark Sides Text Posts: Sick Edition

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[One: (Deceit) Whelp. My nose is running, my head is stuffed, my ears are ringing, and my throat feels like it’s covered in millions of knives. Y’all know what that means. Time ti run my ass to Walmart and pick up some NiQuill and Ten Bottles of SPRITE.

Two: (Remus) My body: That’s right idiot, take your nyquil on an empty stomach, you don’t need food where you’re going. Me: I suddenly feel more sick.

Three: (Virgil) A blanket around my shoulders, a fan on, plenty of snacks, a drink, and a movie. Being sick can sometimes be a good thing,

Four: (Deceit) So my stupid ass caught the flu...fuck.

Five: (Remus) Just wanna go home and like...never get up.

Six: (Virgil) When you feel yourself comeing down with a cold and you convince yourself that if you just “get some sleep” you’ll feel better tomorrow morning even though you know it’s a LIE!

Seven: (Deceit) I’ve been sick in bed all day and I can barely drink water. Someone kill me please.

Eight: (Remus) When you have a cold and you laugh it sounds like you’re making an evil scheme.

Nine: (Virgil) Everyone else: OMG, yes, I’m sick! I don’t have to eat! Yay! Me: *laying in bed unable to fucking muve bc of how sick I am* Hell is real, life is an illusion, I want warm cookies and soup, I hope someone comes and murders me, where my cat at.]

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Deceit Sanders Text Posts 19/?: Autism Edition

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Deceit Sanders Text Posts 31/?: Depression Edition 2

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[One: Serotonin? In THIS economy?

Two: *waffle house vine voice* Can I get some serotonin? Can I PLEASE get some serotonin?

Three: *my brain looking at my serotonin supply* This bitch empty, YEET!

Four: Who stole my serotonin? Seriously, I need it back.

Five: I have to stop telling myself that things can’t get any worse, because every time I do, things get worse.

Six: Me: Serotonin is one hell of a drug. Also me: I wish I did drugs.

Seven: Me: Dude look, I just want to be happy. Serotonin: lol new phone who dis?

Eight: Rate your depression on the following scale: *uncooked instant noodles. *instant noodles cooked in a bowl with boiling water from a kettle. *instant noodles cooked in a pot. *instant noodles cooked in a pot with added ingredients. *stir fry. *stir fry with fresh homemade noodles.

Nine: Me to my brain: could you please let me quit crying and produce some serotonin, im begging you. Brain: sorry, serotonin machine broke.

Ten: Depression is so weird. It’s your brain deciding to just stop releasing things to make u happy. Like just release them you mother fucker. I’m not asking for much. Release that sweet sweet serotonin you mother fucker or I stg I’ll cry.]

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Deceit Sanders Text Posts 32/?: Blind Edition

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[One: Things not to say to a legally blind person: *“I totally know how that feels, I’m practically legally blind without my glasses.” *“well I know ____ and they’re blind cause of (insert disease that I don’t have here) and they got cured by having (insert surgery that costs $10,000).” *“I have blind friends and they can do this.” *“You don’t look blind.” *“Then how are you able to do this?” *Have you explored all your options? *“No Karen I’ve been blind for 7 years, and in that time I’ve never once explored any of my options. *Look, I’ll be real with y’all. I’m getting really fucking tired of the comments, I really am, *I don’t care if you’re trying to help, I’ve been blind for seven years, I do not need your advice and obviously I’ve talked to my fucking doctor about all my options, what kinda idiot do you think I am? *Needing glasses doesn’t make you legally blind and if I get a single comment on here saying otherwise I will freaking smack you. *No I don’t know your blind friend. We don’t all know each other. *No I don’t know how that other disease works, having an eye disease doesn’t make me an expert on eye diseases. *My eye disease really isn’t any of your business, if I choose to explain it to you fine, but I’m not a teacher and google exists for a reason. *I don’t owe you an explanation or a lesson on keratoconus. *And my final point is this; next time I get any of the above directed at me OR overhear it in any conversation made by the people who are supposed to me my friends, I’m chewing your ass out.

Two: Some sighted dolt wearing glasses: Man, it;s like incredible that some people can see without glasses. It like blows my mind. Me, a visually impared person: You know what’s even more amazing? That some people can just see by putting on just some glasses. :D Stop complaining you lucky bitch.

Three: Me, a blind person: *breathes* Every sighted person in a 12 mile radius: dID YOU KNOW THAT BLIND PEOPLE CAN USE ECHOLOCATION-

Four: We need to respect service and guide dogs more.

Five: Why don’t we put braille on boxes, cans, and other goods in the grocery store?

Six: I have started a horror novel in braille. Something bad is about to happen. I can feel it.

Seven: Me online: Yes, I am disabled and proud of it. Me in public: Maybe if I do not use my mobility aid the teenagers will not harass me.

Eight: Why are so many shows and movies so lazy with audio descriptions though?

Nine: PSA: sighted people, if you see a blind person on the street, please don’t grab their arm and try to guide them bc you’re not being helpful. Thb, it’s just really scary and I hate it.

Ten: PSA for people being nice and holding the door open for blind/visually impaired people: Please say when you’re holding the door. Think about it friends, we’re expecting a door and when there isn’t one, it’s very disorientating. We appreciate that you hold doors for us. But if you could just give us a ‘I got the door’ so we don’t get lost, that would be awesome. Thank you.]

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Deceit Sanders Text Posts 10/?

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Deceit Sanders Text Post 14/?: Insomnia Edition

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Deceit Sanders Text Posts 28/?: Eating Disorder Recovery Edition

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[One: Things to do instead of binging: *tidy your whole room *reorganize all your drawers and cupboards *journal about your day *exercise, go for a run or a walk @read a book, or stary a wattpad story *start a new netflix show or watch a film *draw the foods you want to eat *begin studying something new *watch conspiracy theory videos *make a list of all your goals

Two: Me: *steps on the scale while on period and sees a lower number* Also me: I am confusion.

Three: You’re deserving of love just like everyone else.

Four: I am strong enough. I am brave enough. I am enough.

Five: You are allowed to take up space.

Six: *You are allowed to eat a lot. Nothing bad witll happen. *You are going to take better care of your body. *Working out isn’t about making up for whay you hate. *You deserve to be happy.

Seven: You don’t have to earn food, you don’t have to workout today to eat, you don’t have to get “enough” work completed, you don’t have to reach perfection. You always deserve nourishment.

Eight: Reminder: If you don’t eat your brain won’t be able to function properly. When you run out of fat reserves, your body will start to eat at your muscles, including your heart. Your electrolytes will become messed up, which can lead to heart failure. This is especially true if you purge. If you don’t eat, your hair will become brittle and your skin will get dry. Your bones can become weak and put you at risk for osteoporosis. I know this first hand. It’s not worth it. Please eat.

Nine: Only you can decide your limits and boundaries. They are not for anyone else to decide but they are to be respected.

Ten: Eating enough when your head is screaming at you to restrict is strong not weak.]

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Deceit Sanders Text Posts 25/?: Eczema Edition

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[One: “It puts the lotion on the skin or it gets the eczema again.”

Two: Me: *wakes up after a rough night sleeping* *hands are missing a good chunk of skin* Me: Fuck, I did it again didn’t I.

Three: Me: *wears 3 different moisturizers* Also me: *psssh I don’t have any eczema at all really*

Four: A doctor: Taking hot showers is bad for your skin. Me, a person with eczema taking the hottest shower possible: FINE CANNOT BURN A DRAGON

Five: Me: *is itchy* Me: *scratches* Skin problems: Hi did you order a RASH?!

Six: Doctor: You have eczema, hot showers are bad and dry out your skin! Me, taking a shower in boiling lava: What?

Seven: Eczema in a nutshell; Immune System: *gasp* What is that? Me: That is skin. I.S.: SKIN?! Skin is bad!! Me: No. Skin is good. I.S.: BAD! Me: don’t- I.S.: *attacks the skin cells* Me: *is in an itchy hell*

Eight: ECZEMA PROBLEMS *affected area is itchy* Brain* itch Me: no wtf Brain: i t c h Me: n o Brain: i t c h Me: okay Me: *itches* Me: *REGRETS FOR NEXT 84 YEARS*

Nine: Bad skin things: *you know 60 different ways to wear a turtleneck *long sleeves and sometimes gloves in the summer  *no, you can’t have a bag in the crook of your arm, it’ll make the rash worse *amazon search history includes “sexy turtleneck” and several variations of it *seams *tags *asking for UV-protective shirts for your birthday *coating your whole body in concealer and moisturizer to avoid stares *maxi skirts and seamless leggings… with a turtleneck… is your signature look *not being able to shave even if you wanted to *jewelry with clasps or chains that can stick out and scratch are not an option, even if the metal is good *dermatologists being afraid to physically touch you because what the actual fuck is that *wishing that wearing a superhero spandex suit was acceptable because at least it works for Deadpool  *sunblock smell is your signature scent *moisturize me *vampire jokes because you can’t go in the sun *damn you have a thing for turtlenecks

Ten: Other girls: Oh my god! I have a huge pimple the size of a football field. I have severe acne. *cries* Me, a person with eczema: *laughs*]