#i love my mom <3< /div>
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Called my mom to complain about Christmas decorations already being up before Halloween has even happened. She responded by mailing me Halloween cupcakes. The Jewish urge to solve problems with food
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they should invent a way for moms to express their frustration and annoyance that doesn't open a pit in your stomach big enough to swallow the whole earth
#i love my mom <3#(/gen that wasn't sarcasm)#but like. if she gets annoyed at something i did then i need to kill myself.#honestly so dramatic i wish my body could get the memo already and stop making me feel like a fucking rabbit being hunted#just bc my mom is in a bad mood 👍🏽#stella's horoscope#tw suicide joke
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my mom just barged into my room after listening to me sobing, and asked what happenes, and I was just like:
She then proceeded to listen to me talk about this fic for about 30 min while comforting me
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So I've been live tweeting my mom's Survive playthrough
And I'm not gonna share the WHOLE thing here
But I will share the following:
-She reads all of Aoi's lines in an eeyore voice bc she looks depressed all the time
-Her favorites so far are Minoru and Miu (based)
-She actually likes Shuuji! :D
-Her moral stat is the highest. She has Greymon (so the Arukenimon fight was so easy like holy shit)
-She hands me the remote every time a battle happens because she has a hard time clicking on the squares 💀
-We're on part 5 rn. She was not happy about Ryo death even though he was her least favorite.
Her affinities are as follows:
AND NO I DID NOT TELL HER TALK TO KAITO A LOT NOR DID I TELL HER WHAT TO SAY TO HIM, SHE DID THAT ALL ON HER OWN
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THE PLAGUE / ADIRIS ( 1 / ? )
#☄. *. ⋆ .⠀⠀𝙷𝙴𝚁 𝚁𝚄𝙱𝚈 𝚁𝙸𝙽𝙶𝙴𝙳 𝙵𝙸𝙽𝙶𝙴𝚁𝚂 𝚆𝚁𝙰𝙿𝙿𝙴𝙳 𝙰𝚁𝙾𝚄𝙽𝙳 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙱𝙻𝙰𝙳𝙴 𝙻𝙸𝙺𝙴 𝙲𝙻𝙰𝚆𝚂⠀(⠀visage⠀)#☄. *. ⋆ .⠀⠀𝙾𝚄𝚃 𝙾𝙵 𝙴𝙼𝙴𝚂𝙸𝚂⠀(⠀ooc⠀)#I love my mom <3
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my mom calling me both her daughter and her son 👉🏻👈🏻🥺
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showed my mom this post and uh..
he's here now.. oh god-
fuuuuuck hes real
#RAHHHHH#I LOVE HIM SM#i love my mom <3#just sock reblogs#Will start posting photos of him#kinito#kinitopet#Don't mind my messy room#Srry for not answering on my Kinito ask blog#My mom crocheted him for meeee
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"I think I like metro boomin" -> my 50 something mother
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Stop watching Gilmore girls with my mom and the girls were flirting with him about his height and he went behind rory and wrapped his arms around her and was like I don't know am I too tall? And it was just us giggling and squealing
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i cried when i showed my mom my final grades 😭
she didn’t make cry or anything, my grades could’ve been better but WHAT MAD ME CRY IS THATS SHE KEPT SAYING SHES SUPER PROUD OF ME
like she did this cute cheering thing and she hugged me and said she’s so glad i improved and stuff, even though i could’ve been better
#i’d kill for her#if anybody talks to her or looks at her the wrong way?#good luck with that nose job :)#leta rants#leta rambles#i love my mom <3#alhamdulilah
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actually aging is not that scary because it's just means i'm becoming more like my mother
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holding back tears from what my mom wrote in a card
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me bothering my mom multiple times a day like hiiii what’s up hru
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The books reveal that Ford is actually a secret partier
(Available as a print on my Etsy Shop)
(wips under cut)
#doctorsiren#gravity falls#the book of bill#billford#journal 3#stanford pines#bill cipher#jheselbraum the unswerving#gravity falls fanart#digital art#my art#procreate#RAHH MY LOVE FOR MAKING MIDCENTURY-STYLE ART AT TIMES CAME IN SUPER HANDY#I think I surprised myself here 😳#(also don’t take this as shipping him and Jhes 😭💀 that’s his space fish mom 😁)#in the book of bill. obviously he and bill get drunk that time#and then in the 3rd journal#it says that after Jhes told him he had the face of the man who would defeat bill (meaning stanley lmao)#he ‘was so excited’ that he and Jhes ‘spent the entire night partying and drinking cosmic sand’#it’s funny bc Jhes is described as speaking with a steely resolve and is very calm#so it’s silly to me to picture her partying haha#I might make this one a print as well bc I really love how it looks#I’ll print it out tomorrow and decide if it’ll work well enough :) if it does I’ll put it on my shop#😭 the bill…his thumb is backwards BUT THATS NOT MY FAULT THATS LITERALLY HOW IT IS IN THE BOOK OF BILL PAGE THAT I REFERENCEDTHIS FROM WAHH#he can do whatever he wants ig
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Let me tell you their duo WASNT something I expected to see. Like. Ever. Oh my god ahahaha
#maccadam#transformers#spoilers#earthspark spoilers#prowl#tfe prowl#tf earthspark#megatron#tfe megatron#let me tell you a funny story#I have a friend who loves Megs#and when we started watching season 3 and Prowl showed up#and immediately him and Megatron started insulting each other#we both were like#your son is hurting my son 😑#but then when the last episode happened#it felt like we both were proud moms of two dumb kids#when Prowl hugged Megatron we both went fucking cheering l o u d
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imagine ur garthy o’brien, just trying to fuck this hot ranger you met at your brothel that you own, except her teenage kids/wards/bosses keep knocking on the door to your bedroom and interrupting you guys and THEN you learn that she’s actually in a committed relationship but didn’t tell you, so THAT sucks but THEN one of the teens comes and finds you in the middle of the night yelling about how his friend is gone and they can’t find him and he might be in danger, so you help him teleport to his friend, and then when they all get back, looking extremely upset and dejected, you apologize to the ranger’s daughter for making her feel uncomfortable by fucking her mother and in the process SHE reveals to you that her mom’s boyfriend is actually this really cool werewolf guy that you KNOW and have fucked on multiple occasions
#and THEN first thing in the morning you find the goblin teen paralyzed in the courtyard#anyway im rewatching fhsy in preparation for junior year and WHAT a trip#the way garthy just casually refers to ayda as the librarian of the compass points library#THATS YOUR MOM/DAUGHTER#my HEART#also god i love sandra lynn so much#AND tracker#AND ragh#AND each and every one of the bad kids#missed them <3 <3 <3#dimension 20#d20#fantasy high: sophmore year#fhsy#d20 fhsy#garthy obrien#original
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