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[date-a-jew-suggestions]

Called my mom to complain about Christmas decorations already being up before Halloween has even happened. She responded by mailing me Halloween cupcakes. The Jewish urge to solve problems with food

[plutobutartsy]

they should invent a way for moms to express their frustration and annoyance that doesn't open a pit in your stomach big enough to swallow the whole earth

[heiwa-the-tistic]

my mom just barged into my room after listening to me sobing, and asked what happenes, and I was just like:

She then proceeded to listen to me talk about this fic for about 30 min while comforting me

[manofmanymons]

So I've been live tweeting my mom's Survive playthrough

And I'm not gonna share the WHOLE thing here

But I will share the following:

-She reads all of Aoi's lines in an eeyore voice bc she looks depressed all the time

-Her favorites so far are Minoru and Miu (based)

-She actually likes Shuuji! :D

-Her moral stat is the highest. She has Greymon (so the Arukenimon fight was so easy like holy shit)

-She hands me the remote every time a battle happens because she has a hard time clicking on the squares 💀

-We're on part 5 rn. She was not happy about Ryo death even though he was her least favorite.

Her affinities are as follows:

AND NO I DID NOT TELL HER TALK TO KAITO A LOT NOR DID I TELL HER WHAT TO SAY TO HIM, SHE DID THAT ALL ON HER OWN

[profanecenser]

THE PLAGUE / ADIRIS ( 1 / ? )

[birthofvcnus]

my mom calling me both her daughter and her son 👉🏻👈🏻🥺

[rockingwithsockson]

showed my mom this post and uh..

he's here now.. oh god-

fuuuuuck hes real

[sinfulspeakeasy]

"I think I like metro boomin" -> my 50 something mother

[th1s-1s-your-f1nal-dest1nat1on]

Stop watching Gilmore girls with my mom and the girls were flirting with him about his height and he went behind rory and wrapped his arms around her and was like I don't know am I too tall? And it was just us giggling and squealing

[dreaming-in-daylight]

i cried when i showed my mom my final grades 😭

she didn’t make cry or anything, my grades could’ve been better but WHAT MAD ME CRY IS THATS SHE KEPT SAYING SHES SUPER PROUD OF ME

like she did this cute cheering thing and she hugged me and said she’s so glad i improved and stuff, even though i could’ve been better

[drybabyshoe]

actually aging is not that scary because it's just means i'm becoming more like my mother

[hello-kuni]

holding back tears from what my mom wrote in a card

[t4tozier]

me bothering my mom multiple times a day like hiiii what’s up hru

[doctorsiren]

The books reveal that Ford is actually a secret partier

(Available as a print on my Etsy Shop)

(wips under cut)

[keferon]

Let me tell you their duo WASNT something I expected to see. Like. Ever. Oh my god ahahaha

[jesse-is-inarguably-purple]

imagine ur garthy o’brien, just trying to fuck this hot ranger you met at your brothel that you own, except her teenage kids/wards/bosses keep knocking on the door to your bedroom and interrupting you guys and THEN you learn that she’s actually in a committed relationship but didn’t tell you, so THAT sucks but THEN one of the teens comes and finds you in the middle of the night yelling about how his friend is gone and they can’t find him and he might be in danger, so you help him teleport to his friend, and then when they all get back, looking extremely upset and dejected, you apologize to the ranger’s daughter for making her feel uncomfortable by fucking her mother and in the process SHE reveals to you that her mom’s boyfriend is actually this really cool werewolf guy that you KNOW and have fucked on multiple occasions