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Nothing in the world belongs to me But my love, mine, all mine
#genshin impact#arlecchino#peruere#clervie#ouhhhhhhhh im never gonna be able to emotionally recover from watching that animated short#ever since it came out a couple days ago just thinking of these two makes me feel like my heart is physically being ripped in half#i cant stop thinking about how Clervie was the only person in Arlecchino's life that she truly loved#like dont get me wrong Arlecchino loves her children in her own detached-fucked up way as much as any person with her amount of trauma can#but Clervie meant so much to her that even just her presence alone kept Arle's curse at bay#and it seems that no one other than Clervie herself has ever been able to break this unemotional/detached wall that Arle has put up#and maybe no one else ever will#DONT GET ME WRONG I still fw arle x other female harbingers like that shit is still peak#but oh my god the idea that arle never moved on after clervie's death and will never love anyone the way she loved her makes me want to SOB
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Bowlcuts
#the ‘twins’#Ik they’re sense of family and love is so fucked#emilie agreste#amelie graham de vanily#adrien agreste#felix graham de vanily#felix fathom#I want to draw Felix more#I drew them a bit different as children#maybe as Felix and Adrien grew they subconsciously started to mirror each other#I be making shit up#my art#Staab’s art#fanart#miraculous ladybug#ladybug and chat noir#I rlly tried to give the kids a soft#gothic#look#idk how well I did the gothic part#I hate drawing clothes..#sentitwins
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Mom and Dad's divorce. Neither of them wanted us.






Cardinal rule of talking to kids: if you tell them that it’s not their fault, they will think it is their fault anyways.
The twins' official lore for this AU.
Mabel and Dipper became legal "orphans" at a young age due to their parent's divorce; neither party being willing to take custody of the twins. The mother didn't want the responsibility of having children and a family anymore, and the father claimed being financially unprepared to take care of two kids.
They stayed with their only living grandparent, Sherman Pines, for a few months before he died.
Since there were no close friends or relatives who were available to take care of the two at the time, the twins were left under the jurisdiction of foster care. However eventually, after much manipulation and bribing, they were adopted by a distant "business man" who ran a big organization in a town in New Mexico: Andrew Alcatraz.
#tweaked their lore a bit so now it's a little more linear#yeah i had to kill off Shermie#I'm so sorry to any Shermie fans- I had to :( he literally would have made things so much more unnecessarily complicated had he stayed aliv#i love how i killed him off and then when I was deciding Mabel and Dipper's lore I was like:#I can't just say “their parents are dead” that would be cheap and shallow#they deserve an in depth lore that would be disgustingly angsty to read.#the duality....#anyways- i am very very sick rn so Im a little delirious#accept this art#my art#gravity falls#gravity falls au#town kook ford au#hey would you believe me if this au was initially just supposed to be about how Ford and Fidds switched places#the AU..... it has gained DEPTH#tw divorce#<- dunno if I have to tag that but it be there#mabel pines#dipper pines#mabel and dipper#mabel and dipper's parents#the divorce Fucks Up their future relationship with Stan btw. not by a lot- but the hurt still lingers#the children are insecure with abandonment issues~~#if you cant tell the hand on the laft is Mabel's and the hand on the right is Dip Dop's
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maybe it’s the underlying trauma or whatever but Tony getting just about any kid in his care/general vicinity and interacting with them immediately turns on the parental part of his brain and i think that’s funny as fuck
is he great at it? no. but he had Harley for like, a day, and basically became the Cool Mechanic Uncle-Guy to the kid. Peter? not even a year after so much as meeting the kid and he’s suddenly trying to “break the cycle” or whatever
#hilarious to me#bro had his whole life being a dickbag and never really growing up even after becoming Iron Man#and suddenly two children drop into his lap and he just goes#‘oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck— well i can’t be like *my* dad. i never want to be like my dad!’#and somehow stumbles into parenthood instead of just being like#the kid’s boss or colleague or something.#he stupided himself into being a dad and i think that’s just lovely for him#tony stark#marvel cinematic universe#iron man#iron dad#harley keener#peter parker
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me omw to scare mormons out of a wendys!! 🍂🖤🍟
ootd from like 2 weeks ago and yes that really happened
#ootd#doodles#art#illustration#fashion#fall#autumn#autumn vibes#cozy vibes#self portrait#artists on tumblr#i havent done an ootd drawing in a while and i just wanted to Make Something#the mormons story: my friend and i stopped at a wendys and there were these two Stock Image Of Mormons dudes sitting at a table#and me and my friend are obvious gay and in different directions. you can tell we are Queers(tm). i look like This and he has#long curly hair and huge earrings. we are the poster children of what mormons prolly show kids and say 'these people are going to hell'#you'd think we had walked in holding signs that say WE LOVE GAY MARRIAGE AND ABORTlON with the way they stopped and started#muttering to each other while looking dead at us in the checkout line. like the entire time. and after a few minutes of whispering to#each other they pick up their food and book it tf out of the restaurant. still looking at us *as they go out the door*#it was so fucking funny. anyway then we stole their table#good! gtfo. i dont want cultists with my fries thanks#im glad my gay autistic aura is strong enough that i scare freaks like that by just Standing There thinking about a crispy chicken BLT#sounds like a 'and then everyone clapped' story but that really did happen to me and ive been laughing at it for 2 weeks now#what Isnt true is that i pulled a whole leaf out of my pocket. that shit was in pieces. and i dont know where it came from
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I want to say one thing about the setup for Jinx leaving.
The Silco in her mind told her to walk away to be free and she immediately thought about dying. That was the plan.
But THEN-- then Ekko stops her from blowing herself up. The thing is how. Because talking Jinx out of that mindset would require a whole team. And it does.
We can infer he told her that there is another version of her, of course. Powder and Jinx are the same, and as Powder told him "you want me to change" Jinx would think the same! except Jinx believes there is no "good version" of her
But as we know, it is not about one version being superior to the other or how Jinx and Powder being different. But it's about how Ekko has everything to recontextualize something that our Jinx knows deep down.
Because that is the same conversation she had with Silco in the cell, but this time not from a hallucination but from someone who is treating her as a real friend, part of the support system Jinx lacks, but she clings on so desperately.
So I'll go back to Powder for a sec
This is not the first time Vander and Powder have this conversation about her potential, about her leaving
And Vander did say something about it to Ekko. He knows her daughter
As well as Silco's words of wisdom.
Here he might be talking directly about Vander but, we know that it is also about oneself, after all that's what Jinx is all about. She is The Jinx because she destroys everything right? she is her walking reminder of all her failures.
And that's the Ekko's secret knowledge that saves Jinx. We don't need a recap of that episode, we just watched it. and Ekko is there to reach for Jinx, finding her, rewinding the explosion as many times as he has to. He tries very hard for her.
Jinx, as much as she claims to destroy everything, she creates, the one thing she knows how to do, and that's where she is more herself. She builds things and she might find someone worth trying for, not her ghosts or her guilt, but just herself.
Now, here they are: you've seen them, you love them, our acclaimed shimmer ray from the explosion and the ship sailing away.
Jinx leaving is about her following her dads advice and believing in Ekko's words. And I bet she does.
I just.... find it so charming that the glimpse of hope Ekko gives her is not just from himself but also about the fathers she lost so many times.
and to tie up the box, we have the final lyrics of Wasteland (that the series leaves out for ambiguity imo)
bonus monkeys, i bet it is the second Jinx kind of knew that Ekko was talking about her when he said "someone very special"
"someone worth building it for"
#timebomb#arcane season 2#not to timebomb in main BUT#arcane#very funny that silco sees ekko and jinx and go -i can finally retire with my husband because the children are alright and Zaun wont fall-#im sorry VI i have things to say about it but im tired and I have a deadline and you are another can of worms#i just really love jinx brand of grief#fucking off will fix me too. maybe.#sick and tired of all the takes going 'ButTheYdIDnt sHow uS--'#they did. grow up.#these animators and storytelllers give us credit as the audience so do your homework too and do not want everything on screen all the time
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This would kill the main act of the Odyssey, but can you imagine for a moment that Ody King of Ithica didn't have his whole: "Here's my name, address, social security number, date of birth -" moment with the Cyclops.
Can you imagine how fucking funny those prayers would've been to Poseidon?
"Dear Father I beg of you, exact my revenge on Nobody."
"Father, please hunt Nobody down for the sake of your son."
"Poseidon, Father, please make sure Nobody never makes it home."
"Dad can you go kill Nobody, please."
And Poseidon's checking his unread messages like: Whaaaat is happening???
#Thousands of sailors return home safely because Polyphemus is praying SO hard Poseidon's just like... okay ig#Everyone's gonna make it home and I won't hunt anybody down#Guess I won't kill anybody today either#Hope you all appreciate how much I love my children#And Polyphemus is blindly praying like: There's no way my father is this fucking stupid -#odysseus#the odyssey#epic the musical#inspired#polyphemus#Poseidon#One day Polyphemus changes it up and is like: PLEASE AVENGE MY SHEEP#And Poseidon's like: FINALLY something fun! Who killed your sheep?#Polyphemus: Nobody#Poseidon:...#I... wtf am I supposed to do? Kill Nobody?#Polyphemus: YES
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very quick, very messy cuno doodles trying to figure out how i want to draw this fidgety little creature. I care for him very deeply 🐷
#i want to make his extra gonked looking bc hes canonically Kinda Uggo and I love that. this kid does speed all day and hangs with bugs and#pig heads. hes precious to me ok. i want to give him the weird fucked up psychonauts children treatment ... i considered not giving him a#nose but his pointy little nose is too cute not to include .... the lack of eyebrows is enough LOL and the bulging bug eyes#anyways#disco elysium#kuuno de ruyter#my art
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starscream has normal reactions

no starscream shall escape being haunted by bumblebee and vice versa. primus said thou shalt be married !!!
#bee: YOU SHOT ME WHILE I WAS LYING ON THE GROUND HELPLESS POINTBLANK NO HESITATION NO CONCERN JUST RAGE J-#starscream: yea & it was in the face#bee all a sudden all hoity toity abt dark subjects after detailing them grossly: ok bro we get it -_-#hes not even that grossed out by the getting shot in the face part. hes just pretnding to be bcs#hes actually just mad abt getting his lecture discarded & interrupted with another detail he was getting to#until starscream's RUDE interjection >:[ !!#bee thinks hes normal then thinks rumble body combusting right in front of his mother's eyes is the funniest fcking story ever#to tell to children#bumblebee the type of mom who tells her child's deepest traumas as funny stories to pass the time with strangers#well it's better than boring the company ok! stop being upset ! dont interrupt mother >:[ !!!!#it's lowkey funny that starscream shot him in the face like he rlly hated his yapping that much im crying#didnt shoot the spark just aimed for that big mouth while it was shut for once#bitchy on bitchy crime#also unrelated but i love skybound cliffjumper he is so fking ugly my baby old man 💛#skybound starscream: at least i managed to solve one problem ! time to go create 5 million more now !#idw bee: what the fuck bro#skybound starscream : ?????#ravage: fix me bro#skybound starscream: !??!?!?!??? WHAT THE HELL ARE yOU DOING HERE#idw bee: shut up & fix ravage >:[#ravage: yea meow yea#transformers#maccadam#bumblebee#starscream#starbee#transformers skybound#transformers idw
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it doesnt need to be said but its genuinely so funny how at-the-hip charles and erik are in krakoa like they really had the green light- the OBLIGATION- to be as obnoxiously close to each other as possible and abused that right to the fullest extent
#xmen#xmen comic#krakoa#cherik#snap chats#until the divorce of course but until then its actually so funny#how you really couldnt go a page or two without one or the other and the other one was close behind#ice climber ass duo over here. the delightful children from down the lane kind of proximity what the fuck was their PROBLEM#i feel like if one of them was teleported the other would just materialize right next to them thats how close they were#fuuuck what was the issue where sabretooth and co are in like. Brain Prison or something#and victor imagines charles but everyones like 'wait its weird if its just him where's magneto'#ITS SO FUCKING FUNNY and i NEED to know what issue that was .... to add it to my collection ....#also killed me how in immoral x-men issue 1 charles was yappin bout erik bein gone#and- God Bless Who i forget i think it was hope- was just 'can you please shut up about your dead boyfriend im begging you'#moira stronger than me if i had to deal with thing 1 and thing 2 on a daily basis i woulda snapped sooner frankly#ig when you live ten times through The Most Bullshit ever youre numb to most things but still. my god theyre so obnoxious#sorry im cackling at the bit in HoX where charles is about to announce krakoa to the world and erik's putting his hand on his shoulder#and you justs see moira in the back like dawgggg right in front of her .... can you two get a room#GENUINELY no im GENUINELY surprised they dont share a bedroom#im not even talking sharing a bed im taking my shipper goggles off im actually baffled they dont sleep in the same building#obvi id be lyin if i said i didnt love it tho To Be Real .. genuinely love seein them work together as a team .. until they werent </3#in every timeline they WILL divorce each other that's just the rule. actual canon event it cannot be changed or stopped its integral#ok ramble over. but not really not in spirit cause ill never be over this ill die before i am#im gonna go eat now i think i think thats something i As A Human has to do at least once a day
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All I want for Christmas isssssssssss to completely demolish your chances of winning another championship~
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without text, and the lineart I really like:
plus some of my inspos:
and if only I wasn't a coward....
#i like to imagine this is some fia mandated community service for fernando and seb shows up to annoy the fuck out of him#seb: ive been a real naughty boy this year santa 😏 will you spank me instead of giving me coal?#fernando: 😐😐😐 this is supposed to be a children's event.#*proceeds to fall for seb's teasing regardless*#rip all the kids but santa is gonna be real busy for the next couple hours....#glad to continue my streak of only drawing modern fanart if its absurd in some way >:)#i am very proud of these hello :)#merry christmas!!! and a happy vettonso to you :D#please imagine these as waking up to santa having left gifts under the tree...fernanda claus....#i need to stop calling every work my best work though djfjkf its just regency bias#but idk what spurred me to draw all this in like. one day basically. considering i havent even drawn much since finals#im like haha wouldnt it be funny to draw topical fanart. fernando DID wear that santa suit one tim- oh my god#except it does mean i had to draw nando claus in a sexy pose which is um. interesting#but gaaaaahhhhh i really love these hahaha so hilarious to me. also wow as i said...relevant fanart for once so crazy#sebastian vettel#fernando alonso#sv5#fa14#vettonso#sebnando#catie.art.#f1#formula 1
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#if any of my lstwt oomfs find this im shooting myself#lifesteal shipping#lssmp shipping#lssmp#princezam#wemmbu#zammbu#angsts art#i turned them into my ocs atp the pnly thing that my interpretation of them only shares their personality and dynamic#saying that i rhink i deserve to draw ls zammbu as a little trear#treat*#but id rather die rhan draw uu zammbu for many reasons#anyway. ROBOT ZAM AND DEMON WEMMBU!#i have a bunch of hcs for them#basically wemmbu was created in a similiar way that most demons do#from the nightmares of children! its the same case with clown and therefore theyre both a similiar type of demons#they basically have a comstant area effect depending on their own self that effects the people around them#wemmbu drives people mad and clown makes everyone terrified#zam was a past therapy robot in a psych ward until he got extremely beaten up and then thrown out and thrn later found by clown and restored#by branzy#also wemmbu's star thingies are what allowed him to get into ls by giving minute (possibly the same person who had nightmares of him as a#kid) and minute having them in ls allowed wemmbu to sneak in#zam was brought in by clown because 'thats my son' I LOV FAMILIAL MEDIEVAL DUO#oh yeah this was a zammbu drawing uhm OBJECTUM WEMMBU JUMPSCARE? IDK!#my wemmbu design looks so fucking stupid without details but its ok i still love my cat wemmbu
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i’m actually so serious about ewan mcgregor’s filmography. no one else is serious enough abt it. there’s so many incredible movies and about 90 of them are underrated or cult classics. star wars is great but it’s almost one of the least interesting things he’s done. there’s trainspotting! there’s moulin rouge! shallow grave! down with love! i love you phillip morris! big fish! perfect sense (devastating movie)! birds of prey!!! not to mention his season of fargo!!! where he plays not one but TWO characters and blows it so far out of the water i was genuinely sobbing by the end of it. like on my knees. good stuff
#misc.#before there was cary grant there was ewan mcgregor#he was my pandemic hobby. 9/10 if you ask me for a movie recommendation i’m gonna tell you a ewan mcgregor movie#there’s something for everyone. the gays: birds of prey and i love you phillip morris and moulin rouge!#also velvet goldmine !#the children: christopher robin and robots!#you like quiet movies?: beginners; perfect sense#you like gritty fucked up quirky movies that scream 1990s?: trainspotting; shallow grave#a lighthearted romantic flick you can watch with the family: down with love and big fish#your dad wants to watch a movie with you?: the impossible; black hawk down#you want a sorta endearing b movie?: salmon fishing in the yemen; a life less ordinary#i’m TELLING you guys we’re not giving that man enough kudos
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what I was talking abt earlier. we have fully looped back around and away from feminism, societally, whereas before it was very Feminism 101 to acknowledge that many parts of existing as a woman in a misogynistic society are painful and upsetting. not that being a woman is Inherently Negative in a bubble. but that living on this earth, in the conditions we're living in, is hostile to women. and that gender is a performance. that many of the Staples Of Femininity as accepted by society are things that you have to create and perform and mold artificially and aren't inherent, that COMPLAINING about day to day difficulties of existing as a woman is something that you're allowed to do. acknowledging these basic, again, feminism 101 things, that something tied to womanhood is more time consuming or more expensive or more dangerous Because Of The Problems. does not CREATE the problems. that when women complain about having to perform femininity, they are not, in fact, oppressing themselves. the call does not come from inside the fucking house. saying that you HAVE suffered does not fucking equate that you believe you SHOULD have suffered.
like I could talk about this for hours. how braindead and one-dimensional the Takes are getting. "being a woman is looking in the mirror and going fuck yeah i'm a woman" damn. I guess any negative experiences you have by living in a misogynistic world... are your fault if you are anything but positive? "you don't actually want liberation" we've fully gone back to telling feminists "you WANT to be oppressed" when anything negative about our society is pointed out. it's not real until I say it out loud, I guess, and then I'm actually the one who caused it. if anybody expresses any unhappiness with how they're treated or the status quo or the language and culture surrounding womanhood and femininity. they've created it, right that second. they invented it just now. it wasn't a problem before somebody complained, right? also trans women aren't braindead zombies who just follow the flow of whatever cis women around them say. I am pretty fucking sure they are very much aware of pain, and are MORE than aware of the swirling torrent of misogyny and standards of femininity than anybody else. actually. and I am pretty sure someone complaining on tumblr that being a woman means always putting on a performance is going to make someone change their mind about transitioning. also "performing femininity" as a necessity to being treated well as a woman is not fucking NEWS to your Local Trans Woman. I AM PRETTY SURE SHE GETS THE CONCEPT. using trans women as a scapegoat for this braindead perspective on gender politics is spineless, meritless, and pathetic.
#how I feel about my gender is not the same as how I feel about the living conditions of my gender#when I saw that post I screenshotted here I literally sat w my mouth open for a minute#sent it to my friends and was like am I fucking crazy. is this what we're doing now#Forced Positivity and that there is no war in ba sing se and actually#you're ruining children's lives if you complain about misogyny on twitter#I don't HAVE to tell little girls about the downsides because they are already being mistreated#before they have even heard the word 'misogyny' let alone know what it means#you do not have to be fucking happy all the time about the cards you're dealt.#you don't live in a bubble where it's just you and your mirror and your pretty dress and nothing bad has ever happened to you#unfortunately bitch. we will have negative experiences that are in fact. part of the package of being a woman#and IGNORING them doesn't make them not exist. actually they will continue to remain status quo unless acknowledged#sergle.txt#I see so much rhetoric that is JUST old-fashioned gender ideals being presented with liberal language on tiktok#that is just telling women that womanhood is just being a girllll and loving pretty things and being kind and gentleeeee and nurturing#and not working and just like being wholesome and being happy and being a light in ppl's lives and just LOVING LOVING LOVING being a woman#so if for even one second. you don't love it. you are actually failing at being a woman#if you complain about the standards for shaving or putting on makeup. which used to be Baby's First Feminism online#that's actually just you creating problems. you're not supposed to acknowledge it. you're supposed to shut up and smile into the mirror.
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Why is the anime so weird, it's not even the same series dude?? It's like,
Anime:
GOKU: I have a great idea to bring peace to the universe, and my leadership and compassion alone will unite us all. I have No Flaws and am A True Relatable Everyman :)
VEGETA: NO! I AM THE BEST AND I WILL CAUSE PROBLEMS UNTIL I AM RECOGNIZED AS SUCH!!!!
Manga:
GOKU: Vegeta what's cornmeal made of? I know it's what the corn eats, but what's it made of? VEGETA: Hey Kakarot let's play the quiet game until one of us dies.
#dbtag#I do not understand this writing it's so bad aklsdlkasjd#Toei wants Goku to be Clark Kent SO bad and he SO isn't lmao#they're so good and dumb and rounded and complex in the manga what is the anime so afraid of#Toriyama said 'no no this man is a detached faux-immortal who has a dear pure heart but he's childlike and selfish even though he's kind'#and toei went 'got it goku's never done anything wrong ever in his life'#toriyama said 'Vegeta's gone through a lot and he's finally settling into his more mature leadership role with the confidence he's earned'#and toei said 'got it vegeta has the confidence of a high school bully except now he can interact with his family as a comedy bit'#girl hWHAT#Toei trying to group Goku and Vegeta as two people who would rather train than be with their families and Toriyama said NO Vegeta wants#to be HOME this is the first time in years that he's HAD ONE and it makes him HAPPY to be with his wife and children!!#Vegeta trains so that he can protect the things he doesn't want to lose again and Goku trains because it's the thing that makes him happies#They are NOT the same lmao And yeah Vegeta still wants to beat Goku but he also knows that Gohan could dogwalk both of them if he wanted#He also knows Trunks and Goten are going to surpass them it's not about being the best anymore he's past that he just wants to Not Need Gok#He just doesn't want to have to rely on Goku to save the day he wants to be Enough on his own he just wants to know he can be#because every time it's mattered he WASN'T and people he loved were lost to his inability to protect them and he carries that#Like Whis diagnosed him with anxiety and cptsd out in the open and Beerus said he was self-centered for feeling guilt#+ he lowkey enjoys the rivalry it keeps him goal-oriented so he can't get complacent and lazy which is what triggered his Buu Saga breakdow#realized how Fucked Up it was that having a home and loving family made him feel like he was failing and went 'wait no I won actually??'#now he's chill as fuck in the manga. cool confident leader.#and sometimes he is childish and dumb with Goku as a treat#you know what rocks about his rivalry with Goku in Super though is that it's Playful. Vegeta is learning how to Play.#You ever seen a shelter dog get introduced to a really playful dog and it takes a minute for the shelter dog to understand it's safe here#And then they're both running around the backyard playing hot potato with one braincell?? That's Goku and Vegeta's relationship#and the way the anime sleeps on that dynamic is so fucking criminal especially when it's literally canon it's in print it's out there#you had the playbook how'd you fumble it this bad#anyway that's my 25+ year blorbo thoughts I love Geets a lot okay#And I love Goku in the manga a lot I'd forgotten that he's actually a great character when Toei's not fucking up his whole vibe
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#having feeeeeeelings about ilaw rn#i like to imagine he existed in the time when everything was prosperous and carefree#and ended up being revived by the wasteland elder in efforts to keep the land safe#but it didint really go as planned.thus is why he exists in current day now#and is now a grumpy asshole bcus he just feels like he fucked up#and now everything is different . giving him an identity crisis#i love being mean to my creations❤️#i was having a time while making this and rendering the clouds was very cathartic#so i might do that more . eventually#anyway#sky: cotl#sky children of the light#sky cotl#sky#sky:cotl#thatskygame#gay bird (ilaw)
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