#i love lunchables

[juvenile-arm]

Barista Hobie + my dinner

[konigceo]

my male friends (i have one) are my lifeline (he brings food and i eat it)

[somefishycat]

Nine and Ten start talking about how much they love humanity, and Juice immediately goes off on a monologue about Lunchables. He only ever says he loves Nine and Ten one time in 17776, and maybe once, indirectly, in 20020 (in the test Nine takes, and it was in such an annoying way Nine didn't even appreciate it). At no point does he ever say he loves humans at all (Tucker Time doesn't count, I think. "CHUCK IT YOU LOSER, DESTROY YOURSELF, I LOVE YOU" doesn't exactly scream "emotional sincerity" to me).

Next to the other two, who say "I love you" over and over... Juice is so incredibly emotionally distant.

[cyancherub]

seeing a guy with money after dating broke men exclusively is very discombobulating.. its like o we're going out to a nice dinner? not using the chilis coupon again? well alright!

[zoomclown]

Warren Godby brings lunchables to work.

That's it that's the post.

[karda]

teddy grahams and cheese have u guys heard of this shit

fucking unbelievable

[daydreamerwonderkid]

Everyone's out here thirsting for Leon, understandably.

Meanwhile, I'm standing off to the side cheering him on like a teary eyed parent who just saw their child completely eat shit attempting to the kick the ball and somehow twisting their ankle in the process.

[iguessitsjustme]

Space (ahahaha... we live in the same city and I don't want to be weird about it)

Oh? Same city? Odds are if you've been in my notes, I've noticed you. But if you ever want to talk, I promise I won't think it's weird. Lots of people live in this city. It's BIG.

Ask Game

[noctiispiri]

What do you think about being Lunchable?

.neatly partitioned meats and cheeses appeal to me on an aesthetic level

[sensitivegoblin]

LUNCHABLES ARE THE BEST THING-

[johnoliverstshirtcannon]

Photos of John Oliver from the pilot of Mock The Week | 7/?

[apothecareful]

fuckkkk yessssss i got all the succession script books for my birthday i am so fucking hype!!!!!!!!!! i've had a very nice birthday this year :)

[thesettinghorizon]

The urge to buy foods you ate and drank as a child even though the price ain't even worth it

[mysticlael]

Bat inco quotes

Roy, in Jason’s bed: Morning… how’d ya sleep last night? Jason, knocking Roy off: WHAT THE HELL?! Roy: Ow— Jason: What were you doing in my bed? You were supposed to sleep on the air mattress on the floor! Roy: I had a nightmare. Jason: You had a nightmare? What are you, five years old? Roy: Listen, I needed to feel comfortable and I was getting this perverse power dynamic vibe from me sleeping on the floor and you sleeping up there- Jason, in a royal accent: Why yes, how high and mighty I am up on my twin XL! Roy: That is not what I meant— Jason: Silence in the presence of your king, who sleeps a lofty twelve and a half inches above the ground! Roy: Listen, I’m not ashamed. I slept comfortably when I got up on your bed and I’m sure you did too. Jason: Yeah, okay- Roy: You know what? I wanna know. How’d you sleep last night? Jason: …That was the best I’ve slept in a while. Roy, gasping: The king slept comfortably with a peasant in his bed! Jason: I did not consent to this- Roy, dramatically: But my liege, our love is forbidden! Jason, on the phone: Hi, is this the front desk? Yeah, there’s a bed bug in my room and he’s five-foot-eleven, he’s got red hair- Roy: Ask them if they have one of those “Do Not Disturb” signs. I’ll put it on the door next time we… do it. Jason: Okay, I'ma go shower and wash all of the you off of me. Roy: Oh, maybe together we could— Jason: NO. Roy: Just to save water— Jason: No! You don’t even pay for the water! Roy: …Good point.

Steph: *Texts a selfie to the group chat* Hey besties!! Jason: *Texts a selfie clearly parodying Steph's* hey besties !!1! Steph: I literally hate you so much.

Dick, holding a box of Lunchables: Ah, I loved these when I was your age… fine dining. Damian: Fix yourself.

Tim: What did you guys get in your yearbook? Steph: 'Prettiest Smile' Dick: 'Nicest Personality' Jason: 'Most likely to start a bar fight' Cass: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'

Steph: Today at 7 am, Tim poured a Monster energy drink in their coffee, said "I'm going to die" and drank the whole thing. Dick: I watched Tim brew their coffee with Monster instead of water. Three cups in two hours. I think they ascended into the astral realm. Damian: The survivability of the human race never fails to amaze me.

Damian, carrying a box: What would you say if- if I, hypothetically, came home with 7 kittens one day? Bruce: … Bruce: What’s in the box? Damian: What woul- Bruce: Damian, what’s in the box? Damian: I think you know.

Bruce: Did you buy eggs like I asked? Damian: Even better! Bruce: What the fuck did you- Damian: *holding up a chicken* Her name is Fluffy.

Tim: What are we gonna do?! Jason: Blame you?

*Dick comes home absolutely drunk, undresses, and stands in Barbara’s bedroom.* Barbara: Dick, are you.. coming to bed? Dick: No thank you, I’m sure you’re lovely but I have a girlfriend. Dick: *Lies on the ground and falls asleep* Barbara: ...

Roy: sapnu puaS. Kori: What?? Jason: What language is that? Roy: Turn your phone 180 degrees. *Roy was removed from the groupchat*

Kon, admiring a sleeping Tim: You’re so cute. Tim, sleepily: I could beat your ass. Kon, lovingly: I know.

Duke: How do those little boys on XBOX parties always know what slur to call you? Tim: They're empaths.

Steph: We can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute. Dick: No, that's not how you make cookies. Duke: FLOOR IT!! Jason: How about 4,000,000 degrees for 1 second?!? Damian: YOU'RE GONNA BURN THE HOUSE DOWN- Steph: I'M GONNA HARNESS THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES! Tim: DO IT! Bruce: NO-

Tim, at Kon: Would you like to stay for dinner? Bernard, from the kitchen: Would you like to stay forever!?!

Damian: What the fuck is with english teachers and being like; "write a story about a deep and personal memory that impacted your life". Ma'am, if I do that you're going to send me to the counselor's office.

[purpleturtle9000]

Hey there, friend! You seem like you could use a caprisun, Blue says you can have as many as you'd like!

(Just don't worry about how they're floating. That's totally fine and normal and not a bit suspicious)

Worrying about the floatiness of caprisuns? In this economy?

Thank you friend this is fabulous and I will totally drink these at a normal pace and not all at once like a raccoon.

[justpuppi]

Sometimes I get really hyper-fixated on something and I go down a wormhole of content for it, digging deeper and deeper as I consume any media of it I can. Until finally I scrape the bottom and I feel like there’s hunger gnawing at my soul and brain to find even more content and so it goes until I go downstairs and eat something and realize that no it was just physical hunger.