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thank god for my night shift coworkers because if we didn't have each others backs 100% literally nobody would defend any of us lmfao
#kirsten and charlie i will suck you silly#in like a platonic way with my heart.#they mean everything 2 me..... the only reason i can stand chef at my job lol#cas posting
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i'm at Club Fly rubbing my hands together to the beat
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(backseating you at the mortar and pestle) man you aint even squarshing it
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one time I used the ben affleck smoking reaction image in the family group chat and my mom replied with the funniest possible response which was: "mommy doesn't know who the guy is???" and that phrase has not left my brain since. I'll see blorbos on my dash that I don't recognize and I'll be like well it seems mommy doesn't know who the guy is.
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ok last thing. but what people fundamentally need to get through their heads is the significance of gaza fundraisers not being the same as like mutual aid when you're helping someone get groceries, because it is a genocide. there is insane deliberate scarcity and prices are unmanageable, because there is nowhere nearly enough for everyone, so only people who can pay can eat. and what positioning individual fundraisers as the only course of action does is quite simply give a tiny percentage of random people whose fundraisers take off the ability to pay those prices while thousands of others can't. and every one of those thousands of people without a fundraiser is suffering through the same inconceivably horrific reality. it is giving a few completely desperate people out of hundreds of thousands a slightly more favorable position in a horrific war economy of imposed scarcity. and what grassroots community kitchens do is try to mitigate in some small way that inconceivable hierarchy of who can pay and who can't, by stretching ingredients as far as they can last to cook meals at large scale and give them out at no cost. and obviously people are still going to send money to their friends and families because this is hell what else are we supposed to do but please just think about that before promoting endless individual fundraisers as somehow the most ethical way to help
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sorry for complaining so much it鈥檚 just that I need to
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we need to bring back e3. I miss watching project managers with zero media training embarrass themselves in front of their entire industry
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white boy goes to Jupiter and shocks waiters by ordering in perfect Stupider
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my chef literally broke his foot running into a barstool
#cas posting#it's so fucking funny. so in character for him he's a real drunk asshole#he can't get on the line because he's on crutches 馃槶馃槶馃槶#this man is in charge of me and ruins my life on a daily basis. wtf
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good god you just are not a serious person if one of your main critiques of veilguard is graphic/artstyle related. there are for sure some things relevant to the goals of the series to criticize but dragon age has always been at its core stylized in all of their more advanced game engines. i'm so sorry everything doesn't look like a AAA game or a classic crpg but perhaps consider that was never the stylistic point
#like hey turns out there's fucking fantasy races that do not translate to real world you fucking idiots#graphic complaints are like baby gamergaters first game criticism to me#if you won't play something because it's clunky you have a cowards heart#dragon age the veilguard
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