#i love him so much tbh

[warpednyliummybeloved]

i was browsing thru my screenshots and found THIS (a response to a uquiz i made before i had even watched gravity falls) and holy shit???

.. me too, random uquiz user. me too.

[dark-elf-writes]

Also since this is an equal opportunity blog I would like to take a moment to ROAST RIKUS FRUITY ASS ONE HANDED FRONT HANDSPRING OF A DODGE LIKE HOMIE IS OUT HERE DOING A FULL GYMNASTICS ROUTINE WITH SWORD IN HAND AND IM SUPPOSED TO TAKE HIM SERIOUSLY.

[fan-of-random-bs]

Zero.

He is the oldest oc I remember developing.

He was a catboy AI.

His most famous line (that I can remember) was "I can't eat you dumbass."

whats the oldest oc you recall making

c'mon tell me

[platoapproved]

louis + cruelty

[musubiki]

my favorite fields of mistria boys 🥰

[chloesimaginationthings]

The FNAF Mikes talk about their extended family..

[carmsgarms]

If you're playing a druid you can offer him some tea to help him relax and he just got "aha...no. tea isn't really my drink." But he's so FUNNY when he says it, he gives tav a little up-and- down look before he says he'll stay up and take time to process everything 😭😭✨️

i feel like smth not touched on enough is how,,, genuine astarion is for the very first rest.

he asks the player for confirmation that this is where theyre all stopping for the night and his eyes are so wide and his tone is so light

first bit of info he’ll divulge about himself is that hes not used to curling up in the dirt, and that it’s “a little novel” with this sort of amused exhale of air and lilt at the end like hes still incredulous

if you tell him to give it a try hes like aha nope! i need time to do some hard thinkin and process all of this and it comes across as he says it that hes still processing

and the way he says “you sleep, i’ll keep watch” is so very genuine imo.

and if you thank him, it’s like he realizes that by being nice/courteous he can get the player to like him more, so ONLY THEN does he turn on the charm. at the very end on the conversation.

[egophiliac]

Wait, the tsun event has a whole bit dedicated to Malleus bragging about what kitchen appliances he knows how to use? Twst EN just got the milk culinary crucible, which means at the same time Malleus is showing off, the entirety of the EN players are learning Leona doesn't know how to use a microwave. The timing really just makes it feel like Malleus is flexing on Leona XD

it's in Mal's card story rather than in the event proper, but yep! after teaching his tsum proper microwave usage, he takes it on a tour and very proudly shows off his extensive knowledge of household appliances. (except when he thinks his tsum fell into the washing machine and doesn't know how to unlock the lid, so he just. explodes it instead. hashtag just diasomnia things. 🤷)

I do think he and Leona should get into a fight about who has done a better job of learning how to use kitchen tools! Leona has the advantage of having grown up in the modern world, but Malleus has the motivation to actually do literally anything. who will win

[windwenn]

‘You were my new dream’ or however the fuck that scene went

[veroinfaciem]

08. shopping

[heartorbit]

figure skating set right now please. thanks

[christakisbang]

[lightseoul]

a/n. feeling soft and yearning for 30-something boyfriend!bkg, so i just had to write something down on him real quick. enjoy! (0.5k)

thinking about quiet saturday evenings with bakugou, spent in the comfortable silence you've both worked towards in the brief time you've spent officially together.

you're in your early 30s now, and people your age are rushing to get rich or get buff or get hitched, but with bakugou it's surprisingly peaceful. you're in no rush, just seven months into this budding relationship, but that doesn't mean the people around you aren't.

"denki's getting married next year," bakugou shares out of the blue, breaking the quiet and sprawled so nonchalantly on his leather couch. you whip to look at him from where you're seated to his right, stunned.

"seriously?"

at that, he snorts. "crazy, right?"

you try to frown at his tone, but the corners of your lips refuse and fight to turn upward instead. "be nice, kats. i was referring to how fast they're going, not to the fact that he's getting married."

bakugou merely hums in neither affirmation nor disagreement. leaning forward, he places the mug of tea he's been nursing on top of the coffee table. "it's gonna be a pain in the ass either way. he asked me to be a groomsman."

you don't even try to tamp down the excitement that shoots through you. "he did? that's great, babe! that's so sweet of him."

he shrugs. "yeah, well. i told him i'll only agree if he included blue as one of the colors for the guests."

you feel your eyebrows furrow. "...blue? what's with that, specifically?"

bakugou frowns at you like you just told him the sky was green. "because that's your color?"

he says it so as a matter-of-factly that you buffer for a second, not knowing how to respond.

"…but the wedding won't be until late next year, right?" you finally ask when you get your words back, voice small.

"yeah?" he retorts without missing a beat. "what're you getting at?"

he asks the question in such a way that's bordering on challenging you, shutting you right up. the thing is, you've never thought much about the future, let alone one shared with bakugou, mainly because you didn't want to get way ahead of yourself and potentially get disappointed, yet...

here he is, talking so casually about it.

you look back up to see that he's still staring at you, goading you for an answer, and for a moment, you debate whether or not to have the conversation now.

the conversation where you talk about what the future looks like ahead of you.

but as you gaze back at bakugou's waiting, crimson eyes, and drink in the softness of his skin that perfectly juxtaposes the sharpness of his features, you decide to save it for another day.

shaking your head, you toss him the gentlest smile you can muster. "it'll be my honor to be your date to the wedding, katsuki."

at that, bakugou scoffs, but there's no missing the tinge of pink now decorating the high planes of his cheeks.

"who else would it be, dumbass?"

˖⁺‧₊ as always, reblogs, replies, and tags are appreciated <3 have a nice day!

[shepscapades]

[dbhc flavored] Hermit a Day May: Day 14 — Doc!

Featuring both a current-day s10 doc and a verrry early s8 post-deviant doc! :]

[httpghostface]

once I catch up I am doing a long and I mean LOOOOONG breakdown on him

[chloesimaginationthings]

RIP Michael Afton, you would of LOVED Foxy’s log ride