#i love eryka

[capitanschampagne]

eryka is my wife and I'll never get a divorce because we have a child together

[c28hunter]

First thing I see in the morning and I'm already dead

From Vita's IG story

[fazgoo-connoiseur-1987]

underappreciated fnaf women hours

[mitamicah]

Hahahahah YES x'D

AAA batteries unite x'D

[goodobservationshirley]

Good evening! I stumbled upon your Elise x Eryka post a couple of days ago! I was intrigued and decided to give The Tunnel season 2 a go (apologies, I did try season 1 a while ago but couldn't quite get into it; I might go back to it now that I've seen season 2! I do find Elise and Karl's partnership very endearing and it will be fun to see how they got to this place of trust as I recall from the pilot that they weren't that impressed with each other!)

Anyway, I am here now to scream about Elise and Eryka in your ask box for a little bit!

Just…Eryka comes along and she's a person of interest in this complicated case and they have this spark! Like oh, you actually do understand my very specific life circumstances and you are the only person I can have a real conversation with about all this! We must stand with our faces very close together! I will decline my boyfriend's calls when we're at dinner!

What I found absolutely hilarious was that Elise actually checked with her boss if it would be okay for her to be friends with Eryka before she asked her out for a drink? And then her boss said yes because he trusted her? She was trying SO HARD to do everything by the book!

And then she ditches her boyfriend and puts on makeup for the first time in forever and goes for drinks with Eryka! Even though she doesn't normally drink! Also - that bit where she says she'll take the makeup off when Eryka compliments her on it is so funny.

Props to Elise for continuing to try to do things the right way when Eryka walks her home after the birthday non-date! She says she has to stop because her boyfriend is waiting for her at home! Ahhhh!!

But then the boyf breaks up with her and Eryka just HAPPENS to come visit (because she's a baddie who might be spying on her (tbh I'm not sure if she was lying about that or not), but still!) and then Elise is like, I was thinking about you while I was being dumped! But not in a particularly physical way!!!! And Eryka's like, lol are you sure about that! And then things escalate quickly!!!! FINGERS IN THE MOUTH. I think I cheered.

And that whole conversation where Elise is like, I never want to fall in love because it's like a virus and Eryka's like, you should try it! It's nice! And then Elise does fall in love and you know what? It actually is both nice AND like a virus! Man, I would be so annoyed if I were Elise. Your first time falling in love and it turns out it's a woman who has very much committed (or at least been complicit in the commission of) atrocities and your job is to figure out who committed the atrocities!!! COME ON.

Ooh and Elise and Karl have that heated argument in front of their colleagues about Elise's judgement when it comes to Eryka!!! EEEEEEH! Do we think their colleagues all know about this? Is there a betting pool?

The breakup!! The angsty I-didn't-really-love-you-and-I-have-a-gun-so-let-me-go breakup! Eryka shooting Elise's boss in the leg in a very precise manner to hinder but not to kill!

And then Eryka makes a point to break into Elise's apartment in the middle of the night to tell her that she was lying about not having feelings for her! The hand on the mouth again!!! That whole speech! Eryka looking personally offended when Elise says she's had better sex! Would Eryka have taken the risk and asked for one more night if Elise hadn't said that?! We may never know!!! I love that she keeps going in for kisses! Like, YES girl seize your chance!!!

AND THEN WE LEARN THAT SHE ACTUALLY DID STAY THE NIGHT HAHAHAHAHA. I had to pause the television to process that and to laugh for a bit. A+ choices from everyone involved. YES the hero deserves to fall in love with the adversary and they deserve to have one night together where everyone knows everyone else's true allegiance. Also, Karl's face when Elise tells him about it in the car is so funny. And his 'you're in love, Elise' was so sweet!

And then the Disaster Duo go investigate The Chemist with NO BACKUP and end up in trouble! I was SO worried that Eryka would inadvertently give away how much she cared about Elise when her back was turned to Koba (was there a mirror in front of her?) or when she hid in the bathroom to make her mysterious phonecall - thank goodness none of that came to pass! Eryka making use of all of her resources and manipulating geopolitical events to save her girl??? YESSSS.

For the last 10-15 mins of the episode I just kept chanting, 'Eryka your one job is not to show up in the dead of night to visit Elise in the hospital and get yourself arrested'. When she popped up to whisper sweet Pablo Neruda nothings at Elise I thought, 'oh no she was too romantic and now she's going to go to prison for crimes she definitely committed' but no! She was a figment of Elise's imagination! EVEN SADDER AND JUICIER. At some point since their breakup Elise went and read that book of poetry Eryka got her despite saying that she doesn't read poetry. MUAH.

Thank you very much for your posts! I am going to be thinking about these two for a while. Hope you have a lovely day/night, depending on when you're reading this!

heyyyyyy i'm sorry it took me so long to come back to this, i got obsessed with some italian reality tv show for a minute and it's ruining my life

thank you for coming to me to scream about these two. you should totally check out season 1, it makes the Elise /Karl friendship in s2 so much better

"and then Elise is like, I was thinking about you while I was being dumped! But not in a particularly physical way!!!! And Eryka's like, lol are you sure about that!"

this was so funny! she was like bitch please you're dying to kiss me (and she was right)

"The angsty I-didn't-really-love-you-and-I-have-a-gun-so-let-me-go breakup!"

i love this scene so much! the drama, the pain, the heartbreak. perfect

"And then Eryka makes a point to break into Elise's apartment in the middle of the night to tell her that she was lying about not having feelings for her! The hand on the mouth again!!! That whole speech! Eryka looking personally offended when Elise says she's had better sex! Would Eryka have taken the risk and asked for one more night if Elise hadn't said that?! We may never know!!!"

you know what? i had never considered before that eryka might not have planned to stay the night until Elise told her she's had better sex. i always assumed staying the night was the plan all along but that take is so funny. like if eryka was only planning to clear the air before saying goodbye, she totally WOULD have been offended enough by the sex thing to insist on a reminder, she's 100% like that. but still, i think at heart she's a romantic and "one more night" is what she was aiming for from the start

"YES the hero deserves to fall in love with the adversary and they deserve to have one night together where everyone knows everyone else's true allegiance."

it's exactly why i love this show so much!

"And then the Disaster Duo go investigate The Chemist with NO BACKUP"

it's what they do TM

'oh no she was too romantic and now she's going to go to prison for crimes she definitely committed' but no! She was a figment of Elise's imagination! EVEN SADDER AND JUICIER.

i'm so glad she never went to prison for the crimes she definitely committed! when you're that gay it's what you deserve ^^

thank YOU for giving me all your feelings about this show <3 this is very precious and very appreciated

[tigerlyla-of-metinna]

NPC Wednesday: Valgard

This beefy Skelliger starts the Fist of Fury: Skellige, and can be found outside the tavern of Kaer Trolde. Poor chap has been trying to impress his lady love Eryka.

Did you throw your first match with him? Eryka will say to Valgard "You're good with your hands." And with that boost of ego, he replies "Yes, I am!"

(BTW in my gameplay I always let him win first so that he finally gets the girl... then I beat his ass on round 2)

Pics from my PS4 gameplay with photoshop enhancements.

[bisonaari]

1, 12 & 23 for the ask game <3

Thanks Lora !!!!

I've answered 1 already but another song of the year for me is Gay by Benjamin 😌

12. Talk about a new friend you made this year: hey wanna hear about my cool tumblr friends??? Like there's Elsa and Jed and Naty and Luci and Lora and Jenny and Eryka and Allistair and Skull and Lintu and and and and and and and !!!! I'm doing my best to meet them up!! Because I love them so much !! I can't even cite all of them I made myself stop at 10 because of time lol but that's more like 70 people 💚💚💚

23. Your identity isn't just one thing. Embrace chaos, embrace disruption. Change is a good thing and please roll with it

[mournmourn]

Have them be the captain of your ship, sell them in a thrift shop, carry them in a bag like a chihuahua

Tommy CASH, Jere, Häärijä

lmao Eryka i love these

Jere will be the captain of my ship (we're shipwrecked in an hour), because thirft shop wont pay as much as i could get off of him.

Häärijä will be sold there like an used lidl shoe.

Carrying Tommy in a bag like a chihuahua so i can pet his braids at all times and ask him questions to my life problems like a magic 8-ball.

[meljwrites]

I imagine Lucas listens to Frank Ocean because it’s hashtag tough boy music but also secretly because he’s gay™️. He thinks Self Control is his and Dillon’s song

ys yes yes that boy listens to ivy and cries. - i love this playlist we are deciding are hayray's yearning songs!!

I feel like his songs are kind of like gentle and careful in the same way that Lucas is. Like raw and sensitive and masc all at the same time.

I think Lucas is the kind of person to get into RM without realising RM is in BTS, like he would love the collabs with Eryka Badu and Anderson .Paak

[anxious-witch]

RIOOOO!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

Man, you are amazing to say the least! Your writing is gorgeous, emotional and I just would really like to politely inject it into my bloodstream ☺️

And it also inspired me to start writing again <3

You're putting up with my bullshit, and the bullshit of the family. You, with your witchcraft knowledge, are a fascinating person in my eyes.

I can't express enough how happy I am that we are mutuals (even if we don't talk that often now).

Anyways, sending you a lot of love and, yeah, HAPPY BIRTHDAY RIO 💚🧡🩵🩷💜❤️💛

Eryka, you are gonna make me cry 🥺🥺

Thank you sm, and it isn't bullshit at all, y'all are amazing! And hush there, we are friends, not just mutuals. I know I have been busy lately, but that does not change that fact ❤️❤️ love youu

[c28hunter]

The two moods of Max Verstappen:

[fazgoo-connoiseur-1987]

Okay happpy Pride Month here's those queer fnaf headcannons

William: Bisexual (aware of this) greyace and transfemme nonbinary (not aware of these)

Henry: Gay Trans Man (homophobic)

Michael: Bisexual Aromantic Trans guy

Paul (Phoney): Don't think he lables it but he's not straight (same goes for his wife).

Clay: Probably Pan but he's got a murder to solve so he's not thinking about that rn.

Jeremy: Trans too. You ask him about his sexuality and he responds 'just like... whoever I like, dude.'

Carlton: Transbian cus I said so.

Charlie: Transmasc lesbian. He tries to figure this out but non of the other ghosts are very helpful. Book Charlie is literally just a trans allegory to me so.

Maggie (Bill's Ex): Bisexual <33 I love you Maggie Schmidt.

Eryka (Henry's Ex). Trans and aro/ace.

Jenny: Bucth lesbian Jen forever and always I love her.

[mitamicah]

Have an otter with a plushie! <3

Awwwn they're absolute adorable 🥹💚💖

[sparkles-oflight]

💜💪💗🔊👑

Hue

💜: i want to make sure you’re happy 💪: id fight someone if they talked shit about you 💗: i want to give you a hug! 🔊: im really glad i started following you! 👑: your blog aesthetic is lovely!

(I love how people are seeing a non-existing blog aesthetic here)

Sending them right back at you Eryka 💜

[comingtoyoursenses]

Eryka got me into using notion ꛌ it's changed my life.. her bday is this weekend. :-) I love ..

[theuniverseawakens347]

the “reawakening” since Aug 18th 2021 … Lee asked at Francis payroll friends to drug me “how can I kill her hipocampus enough to not remember we do this every life time when she awakes to her and her angel DARNIECE” … you sent me thru 4 years of unnecessary “necessary” to hide the truth medication … then when I got home and went to Paul Mitchell.. I was fine NOT ON ANYTHING MED WISE.. N BACK TO SMOKING MY WEED … you pimped my child to my past love but someone who is an angel of mine roped into sin … and told her THATS her “twin flame” but he doesn’t want them bc you LAB INCUE BABY MADE THEM AND SHE HAS A PEEN WHEN PAST LOVE IAN IS A STRAIGHT MAN..U TOLD LAUREN LOND SET UP GIRLS WHO HAVE DICKS THAT MY TWIN FLAME TRISTAN BARTON IS A TRANSGENDER THEY CAN Experiment WITH DRUG AND SEX FOR HIS SPERM TO MAKE MORE … BASICALLY NEPHALIM DEMI GODS… INCUE BABIES … LIKE NETFLIC NOBOYS LOOKING ANGELS WERE NOT TO MATE W HUMANS.. THEY GOVERN TO MAKE SURE THERES NO INCEST… YES THE BIBLE IS A LIE TO AN EXTENT .. LIKE THE WORLD YOU IN .. LEE KAMAL MITCHELL OBAMA REGINA KING VIVICCA WHITSET BEYONCÉ ERYKA BADU YOU NEED TO MAKE PRIAVTE APOLOGIES TO THE PPL YOU ABUSED AND A PUBLIC WHITE HOUSE APOLOGY TO NIPS FAMILY LAUREN LONDON ME TRISTAN BARTON YOU PIMPED TO INDIA LOVE WHOS HIS COUSIN AND THE PEOPLE BY LEE.. WHOM IN MY FAMILY YOU TOOK ADVANTAGE OF AND WHOM IN MY FAMILY YOU PURPOSEFULLY PLACED TO CONFUSE ME DARNIECE ILL CALL HER MOM IF I WANT BC THATS WHAT SHE WAS TO ME THIS LIFE TIME NOT TRISTANS MOTHER … ME TRISTAN NIP AND IAN ARE NOT WHATEVER BULLSHIT GENETICALLY MISCONSTRUED BS YOU TOLD THE PPL YOU SHOULD HAVE HAD THE PRIVATE CONVO WITH ME IN DEC - MARCH 2024 … before it got this weird publically … A RESTRAINING ORDER ON TRISTAN. Y YOU POSED AS ME SIGNED. Y VIVICCA .. YOU HAVE COMPLETED ENTANGLED ALL OF THIS FOR NO FUCKING GOOD REASON… AGAIN YOU COULD HAVE PARTAKEN IN THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN BUT YOU WANTED TO BE GREEDY AND YOU LACK CONTROL SO YOUR EMPIRE FALLS WHILE MINE REBUILDS … AND SNEAK DISSING INNOCENT MOFOS IS NO LONGER A FUCKING THING LEE. AS MY SOLDIERS MAKE RIGHT .. UR TRAPPED.