#i love em so m u c h )

[shinestarhwaa]

HONGJOONG NSFW ALPHABET

A - Aftercare (how is he after sex)

I think Hongjoong is quite gentle, he will pay attention to your needs and your behavior so he can cater to your needs. He'll probably provide some water and shower with you.

B- Bodypart (his favourite bodypart on you)

He loves your hands. His mind is a little poetic so he likes your hands for all kinds of reasons; you can do beautiful things with them, you could change the world with them. But he is also just obsessed with the way you touch him with your hands-

C - Cum (anything to do with cum)

He loves to cum inside your mouth, feeling you swallow it makes him go feral.

D - Dirty secret (his dirty secret)

He wants to record the sound of you two having sex in his studio and maybe even include something in a song one day (nothing too extreme obv).

E - Experience (how experienced is he?)

I would say he has experience, but I don't think he's been with that many people. But he defo knows what he is doing.

F - Favourite position

Doggy. Doggy. Doggy.

G - Goofy (how he acts in the moment?)

He's not super goofy, unless he's under influence, otherwise he will smile or smirk but it's more out of love/lust than really laughing at something.

H - Hair (how groomed is he?)

I would say he's the type to have everything shaved tbh, if not it's verrrryy trimmed.

I - Intimacy (how passionate is he?)

He's quite passionate I think, he's the type to fuck into you from behind and mutter dirty words into your ear.

J - Jack off (how often does he masturbate?)

I would say not a lot but a regular amount? Maybe 2-3 times a week depending on his schedules.

K - Kink

He loves clothes so I think he'd also be the type to really love lingerie and types of sexual clothing.

L - Location (what's his favourite place to have sex?)

Bedroom / studio.

M - Motivation (what keeps him going?)

He loves feeling your hands over his body and your fingers in his hair MMMM.

N - NO (what is a no-go for him/turn-offs?)

I don't think he's the type to be an exhibitionist/voyeur, so he might say no to that and keep stuff private.

O - Oral (giving or receiving, skill etc.)

This man's a giver fr.

P - Pace (fast and rough? slow and sensual?)

I think he's slow at first, teasing you and then getting faster and faster towards the end.

Q - Quickie (their opinion on quickies)

This man is BIG on quickies, even if it's not penetrating and it's just oral or fingering, he loves it.

R - Risk (experiments, taking risks etc.)

He might experiment in bdsm? I feel like he's the type to be into stuff like that-

S - Stamina (how long does he last?)

I would say he lasts quite a while but he's the type for having just one round, but it'd just be a long ass round tbh. Would have sex multiple times a day, just not many times in a row.

T - Toys (do they own toys? does he use them with his partner or himself?)

Oh yeah he got 'em, uses them on both of you. Definitely.

U - Unfair (how much do they like to tease?)

SUCH A TEASSEEE OMG? Would live for teasing tf out of you and make you yearn for them.

V - Volume (how loud are they? what sounds do they make?)

I don't think Joong would be too loud, but he'd be keeping it on the low but his breathing would give it away.

W - Wild Card (random headcanon)

Hongjoong bends you over his studio panel as he drops to his knees to dive his tongue into your pussy. You were a moaning mess in no-time, leaning onto the panel and accidentally pushing a button saying rec....

X - X-Ray (what's going on in them pants?)

I don't think he's very big, he's rather an average sized guy. I'd say he'd have more length than girth.

Y - Yearning (how high is their sexdrive?)

Average I think? He has some periods where it's quite high but he also has his lows.

Z - ZZZ (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards?)

Depends where you have sex and if you go for a shower. After a shower he's wide awake, otherwise he's passed out in no time-

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[monsterbunny69]

König NSFW alphabet 🤭

A=Aftercare

Aftercare w him🫶🏻

König will clean you both up and run a bath or shower for you both and he will admire you a lot after sex, especially the makes you left on each other

B=Body part

What body part of yours is his favorite?

He can’t decide. Probably your ass, maybe boobs (if you have em)

C=Cum

Anything to do with cum

When he comes for the first time after a few days without masturbating or having sex there a LOT. If you guys go for multiple rounds or he has been jerking off a lot lately then there will be barely any.

D=Dirty Secret

What is one of his dirty secrets?

Sometimes teasing him without actually having sec with him or touching his dick much can make him cum because he is so touch starved.

E=Experience

How experienced is he in bed?

Honestly? Not that much, but everyone believes he’s fucked lots of women

F=Favorite position

Self explanatory 💀

He LOVES it when you ride him

G=Goofy

Are they goofy or serious in bed?

He’s pretty serious, but sweet

H=Hair

What’s his Pube grooming situation?

He trims his pubes but doesn’t fully shave unless you really want him to

I=Intimacy

How romantic is he in the moment?

He’s very romantic in bed and sees sex as a romantic thing

J=Jack off

How often does he masturbate?

Often. Like twice a day

K=Kink

What are his kinks?

Oh boy here’s a list of all the ones I can think of: (if you have any suggestions lmk🤭)

-bondage

-pain

-he’s a switch

-blood

-cock warming

-tbh a lot of BDSM

-will choke you if you want

-spit

-orgasm denial

Tbh my brain is fried and I can’t think of anymore rn

M=Motivation

What turns him on?

You 🙌🏻, your body, when you show skin, when you tease him, making out with him, pressing him against a wall, teasing him into being dominant with you, if you can intimidate him

N=NO

What he wouldn’t do in bed.

He wouldn’t do non-con or heavy pain and gore, he will use knives but no other weapons on you because he really doesn’t want to hurt you.

O=Oral

Preference for oral

He loves giving and receiving, whatever you want bb

P=Pace

How fast does he like it?

He will start off slow and speed up as he gets closer or if you want him to

Q=Quickie

Does he like quickies?

Yes, specifically at work 🤭

R=Risk

Will he experiment with you?

Yes. As long as what you want to do is safe for you.

S=Stamina

How many rounds can he go for?

Many, pretty much as many as you want.

T=Toy

Do they use or own toys?

He doesn’t own any toys, but he will use them on you if you want

U=Unfair

Does he like to tease or be teased

Yes to both, he really likes teasing you ;)

V=Volume

How loud is he?

He can be loud if you want him to, he mainly grunts and moans pretty quietly

W=Wild card

Random sex head canon.

Let him cream pie you

X=X-Ray

What’s in those pants? How big is he?

7 and 1/2 inches hard, 4inches soft

Y=Yearning

How high is his sex drive

High, he’d fuck you everyday if you wanted

Z=Zzz

Does he fall asleep after?

It depends on how many rounds you guys go for

[tobybestupid]

Hey, I love your writing and could you make an nsfw alphabet from the current axl rose? Please

Y'know what, I'll start doing nsfw, sure!!

NSFW Alphabet - current, Axl Rose

Tw: NSFW. (Idk specifics), pls click off if not comfortable with anything around sex!!

(total dilf)

A = Aftercare

I feel like he'd try, maybe give you a bath depending on his mood

B = Body Part

His favorite body part on you is your thighs, doesn't matter how big or small. His favorite part from his own body is arms, like he can just pick you up, pin you to a wall and rail you <33

C = Cum

He loves to cum on your thighs, or chest. Either makes him happy, but if you want it some where else he'll happily do that :3

D = Dirty Secret

So wants to have a threesome with you, maybe slash? Don't know, he just wants to.

E = Experience

He knows what he's doing, he obviously doesn't treat you like a groupie. He knows how to pleasure you, not just himself.

F = Favorite Position

Missionary, and maybe doggystyle. Basic man

G = Goofy

Depends, if it's drunk sex, he's off the rails giggling and crap. If y'all are into it and serious, he's serious. Man wants to please you.

H = Hair

Drapes match the carpets, maybe a little darker down below. But he's not that hairy, has a little small happy tail but is well groomed.

I = Intimacy

Again, this man wants to please you. He's romantic, unless it a quick fuck.

J = Jack off

Likes when you jerk him off, would die for you to do that to him.

K = Kink

He has a daddy kink, loves when you call him daddy. Plus a height difference kink, short king loves shorter gals, pals, and nals (idk it just rhymes)

L = Location

Bedroom, but will do it ANYWHERE. bathroom, kitchen, ect.

M = Motivation

Head, small and tight outfits, revealing outfits, and you in general.

N = No

Hurt you (spank is okay), any other icky body fluids, ECT.

O = Oral

He loves watching you give him head, but fucking loves. LOVES. Making you squeal as he eats you out of something.

P = Pace

Depends, baby making? Soft, sweet, and sensual. You want it rough? Lord he gives you it.

Q = Quickie

Hates em', will do it if it's before a show or something.

R = Risk

Loves taking a risk, it's his favorite thing, also doesn't care if y'all are caught, will keep going.

S = Stamina

Can and will go for about 3-5 rounds, only on good days. He does get tired quickly.

T = Toys

Used to own a Fleshlight, threw it out, had a vibrator for you.

U = Unfair

Loves teasing you, it's his favorite thing to do, loves watching you squirm as he does it. Lord, makes you beg to cum.

V = Volume

Low grunts, soft whimpers, does moan sometimes.

W = Wild card

Nibbles you, like soft nibbles at your neck.

X = X-ray

Maybe about 5 1/2 inches? A little curved upwards, small happy trail, groomed well, his tip is a slight lighter colors from the rest.

Y = Yearning/sex drive

Would go forever but he gets tired quickly, maybe 2-3 rounds, maybe.

Z = Zzz

Lets you sleep first, then sleeps after you.

[fushiguroshotwife]

TOJI N!SFW ALPHABET

MDNI 18+

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ N!sfw alphabet of Toji fushiguro (my husband 4life) and a Huge Thanks to @sashi-ya my Love! For giving me this template<33 (luv u bae!)

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ Enjoy Loves!

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Toji doesn't really seem that much of a aftercare type guy, he'll screw you n probably leave you breathless and tired to the point where you just want to sleep. He'll give you kisses on the cheek as a little tease afterwards though. He loves to make you think he's gonna make out with you or kiss your neck but then trick ya. You'd scream at him for it, but hey your too tired for that. But he'd probably give you something to drink and you both call it a night.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He's an ass guy def. He plays w/ yo ass, Spanks it, puts his fingers in it, and he makes you sit on his face, he'll even force you to ride his cock like there's no tomorrow. And you loved sucking his big ass cock, Stroking it n stuff, you'd swear you Didn't cry when he gets real mean when in sex, but you're be a lier, n he knows it.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Toji would cum in your mouth, ass, face, etc. He would have never let you be the first to have came, he'd make ya hold it until he's in ya.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Mama-megumi lmao.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Fuck yeah, he made megumi, so he definitely knew how to fuck. Most of the time though he'd just try something new even though if you would like it or not he wouldn't let you go without trying. He's not letting go without a fight, that's for sure.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Doggy style and cowgirl definitely, but anything works for him, to be honest.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He would torment you, tease you, say some harsh things when doing it with you but he's definitely not the goofy type when Fuckin. If you would mess around he'd make you regent the day you wanted to say something 'funny' with him.

H = Hair (how well-groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

This man has pretty spikey hair but not pointy so I'd say that's pretty easy to keep clean, plus, it's you getting ruined, not him, honey.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Not really 'romantic' at all, he's quite the harsh fucker, with his words too. He calls you pet names like "doll" "princess" "brat" "slut" "cunt" "whore" "bitch" "little shit" (Personally idgaf it's hot.)

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Oh he Loves jacking off. Started when you tried your hardest to seduce him, let's just say he ruined you that night.. yeah..

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Toji has a huge daddy kink, loves it when you ride em' and I feel like he has a rape-play kink on him for sure.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Anywhere, anytime, anyplace. Doesn't matter if you're busy, with friends, or in a open place, he'll find a way to make you helpless and needy for him ...

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

When you whine, beg, scream, cry, whimper, moan. And whenever you call him "daddy" of course. Although moaning would definitely turn him on.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Nothing really, maybe when he's busy?

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Definitely giving. That's all I have to say.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

ROUGH, definitely, but he's quite fast at the same time, very very rough and hard (like his dick hehe) mostly when it comes to thrusting.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Every night basically, whenever you're a brat and you want him to notice you then he'll give you one. He'll do quickies whenever he doesn't have enough time or gets bored sooner than later the night, he'll even do quickies in bars, shops, while your working, when he's bored, etc. He loves it when you're embarrassed if someone will notice in public.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

he LOVES to take risks and try new positions, and he's a big fan of oral sex.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

he can do it all night long, it's a matter of you'll take it or not, because he's not the one to give up, never.

Hell, He'll even do it until you pass out. All night long he'd keep it up.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He's definitely Not a fan of toys, plus, his huge dick is enough anyway. But I feel like He would use hand cuffs on you sometime, maybe one night...

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

No matter what, he'll be teasing you all night long, the morning to night. He loves to torment, fluster, tease, and anything along the lines of that ordeal. He loves to see you flustered and embarrassed over his raspy voice.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

You. Are. LOUD.

But he'll shut you up by covering your mouth with his hands, or make you suck on his fingers, if you're lucky.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

I know I already said this before, and I'll say it again, This man has a lil Rape-Play kink on him. And he would deny it. But someday he'll play out this grown man's weird fantasy. (With your consent ofc)

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Uhh you want cock headcanons? Okay serving up ! He has probably nothing to offer but his Huge ass dick. But like- he built damn good—

6.3 inches tall

6.3 FUCKING INCHES—

okayy I love my husband and all but his dick gotta be the hairiest thing I've ever seen, and the prettiest of course, of course, his dick has ALOT of vains and his tip is a Dark pink or a kinda darkish pink, I can't really make up my mind okay? Sometimes it just changes.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Not that tame, usually he doesn't give a fuck at all but if you're horny or wearing something sexy that day/night.. He'll fuck u till you bleed, fuck you till you cry bitterly. Doesn't matter, he'll even do it all night and grin like a psychopath.

Toji's mean. Like I said.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

after a nice fuck, he'd probably lay on the bed and use your little body as a pillow to rest on, you'd probably put one of your legs over his leg and cling on to him like your life depends on it and hide your face in his tits as he strokes your hair and as you both fall asleep after a long tiring but good-night.

𓊈𝐑𝐞-𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐠𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝! 𒆜𓊉࿐

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[kenny-the-ken]

Y O U + M E |Pt 3|

A LOT OF WARNINGS WITH THIS ONE!!!! ALL AGED UP CHARACTERS AND IN HIGH SCHOOL/COLLEGE!! Loosely based on the Netflix show YOU, if y'all have seen it,,, then you know what Kenny's gonna do. If you haven't seen it,,, strap yourselves in, it's a lot!! Yandre Kenny, strong language, sexual content, violence, mentions of blood, gore, stalking, obsession and narcissistic thinking, so please beware!! I warned y'all!!

ALSO!!! A lot of this fic is written as Kenny's internal monologue and from his perspective so bare that in mind!!

Spring break. The literal bane of my existence. I mean, don't get me wrong, I love parties, I've taken more drugs than most people I know, excluding my parents of course, but Spring Break in the US was known for crazy parties, girls half naked in bikinis, guys chugging 2% alcohol content beers thinking that they're the shit, and copious amounts of drugs.

I don't care about any of that though, no, not at all, which you may be extremely shocked to hear, the only thing I cared about was, what were you doing for spring break?

Were you going to any parties? Were you meeting any friends, old or new? Were you planning to show yourself off in a tiny bikini, not that I'm complaining, but I'd rather see you like that alone, without other men's wondering eyes glaring at you as if you're a piece of meat. I can promise you y/n, that would not end well for anyone involved.

I had texted you this morning, like we do every morning. We fucked but after that it felt like we drifted apart. Or rather, you drifted from me. So here I sit, in my bathroom, cock in hand with my face buried in your used panties that I'd stolen from a while back, I assumed you didn't miss them much, and anyway, they were currently in use.

I'd give anything for another taste, your lips were soft, plumped, and oh so red from how aggressive I can be, your h/c cascaded perfectly down your back, and your breasts.

"Fuck." I knew thinking about you like this would make me cum faster, and that's exactly what I wanted, for reasons you'll find out soon enough.

Your pierced nipples and how perfectly shaped they were, your ass was round and perfect for slapping when you needed taught a lesson. Your hips were perfect for gripping, and oh how I'd grip your hips and fuck myself deeper and deeper and shit.

And just like that, here I am, hand covered in my own jizz, cock twitching between my legs and your panties still in my hand.

I have a box, I keep it under lock and key behind my wardrobe, just some little souvenirs, your panties, some nude Polaroids I'd found of you in your bedroom. Oh yeah, and one of Clyde's teeth. Just to remember him by.

You see, although we weren't dating, that didn't mean that you weren't in need of protection, you see, I'd overheard Clyde chatting to Jimmy about how he was thinking of asking you on a date. Now, I've known Clyde for a long time, he uses women like they're nothing, fucks 'em, leaves 'em.

What did you expect me to do? I mean, I did this for you! He was going to take advantage of your kindness and use you for his own sexual gratification and desires and then throw you away like you're worthless, and you are far from worthless. I'd kiss your feet as you walked the earth if you'd let me, oh how I'd worship you, like you deserve to be.

It wasn't too hard to kill Clyde, you see, when you've been known as a fuck boy before, which I unfortunately have been, other fuck boys, they tend to trust you more. So Clyde was pretty easy to reel in. I told him the truth, how I was working on an English project with you and I fucked you in your bedroom, and Clyde was all over that shit like a dog on heat. He was so focussed on what he was planning to text to you, obviously with my keen eye proof reading it for him, he was too distracted to notice me coming behind him with a brick. He only realised just as it was too late, sorry dude, your skull's caved in.

We needn't worry about the details of where his body is, let's just say... I've taken care of it. And tonight was our date, and also the first night of spring break, I would ask you what you were up to, and of course I wouldn't demand to come, unless you chose to invite me, no, I would just hang out in background, you won't even notice that I'm there. And I dare anyone to try anything, they would be dead men walking.

It didn't take long for the time of our date to roll around, and I stood on your doorstep, politely knocking on your door a few times, before smiling as the door cracked open.

You were breathtaking. I'd worked my ass off at City Wok to be able to afford to take you out to dinner, and my god, no food could ever look as delicious as you looked right now. Your tits, your hips, your ass, your legs, your hair, your face, everything! We were destined to be together, and when you smiled back at me I swore my heart swole in my chest.

"Hey, Kenny. You ready to go?" You asked, pulling your leather jacket on over your short, black dress that was showing off way too much cleavage for me to control myself for the entire evening, god I'd take you right here right now if I could.

"I was born ready, baby. I got these for you." I replied, bowing to you and holding out a small bouquet of flowers, your hand clutching your chest, and a gasp leaving your red stained lips.

"They're beautiful, Ken! Oh you shouldn't have! I'll just go get these into a vase, please come in." You spoke like an angel, and who was I to say no to an invitation into your home?

"I wanted to. I really do mean what I said last time, I've had my eye on you from you moved here, y/n, and you're different than those other girls, you're special, I can tell." You cheeks were flushed which meant that my charm was working. You'd be mine soon, and as much as I wanted to show you off to the world, I also wanted to hide you from it, so no one would dare to try and steal what's rightfully mine, or they'd end up like Clyde. Buried in the middle of fuck knows where.

"Had your eye on me? Not a little stalker are you, McCormick?" You joked, and I hoped it was a joke, you were laughing and so was I, so that was a good sign.

"Not at all! I mean, how could my eyes not go to you when you walk past me? I mean, look at you!" And slinging my arms round your hips would surely make you see that I was nothing but a pure gentleman.

"You're such a flirt, Kenny." God the way you looked at me, it was no surprise that to me that you'd stolen my heart, god the things I would do to you, the things I would do for you, oh they were criminal, but in this moment as I stood staring into your perfect e/c eyes, I couldn't care if my crimes caught up with me, I mean, getting away with it would be easy, trust me, I'm not that stupid.

Around two hours had passed and so far, our date seemed to be going perfectly, you were laughing at my jokes, I flirted, and you flirted right back, you'd told me about a huge spring break party at Tolken's house, you'd asked me to be your plus one, of course I'd gratefully accept, I needed to keep you safe, you even took my hand within your own when we were leaving the restaurant, my plan was working a charm, and you'd invited me in to your house for a quick night cap, no doubt I'd be staying the night.

And when you led me to your bedroom wearing nothing but some skimpy lingerie, I knew that your panties that were in my safe would be getting a much needed night off from being pressed against my face.

You were on top of me, grinding on me, fuck you were so needy, and my cock was growing by the second, I couldn't help but groan and pull your hips down against my own.

I'd swapped the positions, and now you lay beneath me, I'd left dozens of hickeys all over your neck, your breasts, your stomach, thighs, and now I was going to taste your sweet cunt again, god I couldn't wait, it had been too long from I'd tasted you, had my tongue inside you, claiming your insides, god I was starved, and I couldn't wait any longer, and just as I pressed a closed mouth kiss against your parted lips, your fucking phone rang.

"Ignore it. Don't answer." I ordered, my tongue lapping up your wetness, a moan coming from your lips as your phone started ringing again, and of course, being the kind person that you are, you answered.

And this couldn't have been a worse time, your face was worried, and you moved my head from where I wanted desperately to be for the past week, it was your mother.

Drug overdose, she was in hospital and you had to be there to take care of her, not that she ever did the same for you. No, you'd told me previously that our lives were similar in a lot of ways, and that's where my need to protect you came from. You were like a delicate flower awaiting to bloom, but others put you in the dark, stopped you ever from doing so, from ever reaching your full potential, but I was here now. I was going to care for you, I'd put you in the sun and give you all the love and support I could, the perfect partner, a soul mate some may say.

And as you hurried to pull your sweatpants and T-shirt on to your small frame, tears welling in the corners of your eyes, you gave me a hug, whispering sweet apologies, and I offered to come with you, which you declined. And I understood why, I hated people meeting my parents, seeing my sorry excuse of a home, fitted with built in meth lab in the garden. You were embarrassed, ashamed of your drug addict mother, and I felt that pain, I knew it personally. I was strong enough to deal with it, but you darling, you're too fragile, far too good to be feeling that way, and by god would I protect you from anything.

I'm so sorry to say this baby, your mother will never get clean, she's never been clean your entire life, it truly is a miracle that she's lasted this long. I'd be doing you and everyone else a favour. You'd told me this wasn't the first overdose she'd had, and every one made you feel the same way, like you were the parent, like you were at fault, you didn't keep an attentive enough eye on her, the pain you were feeling was soul destroying, not just for you, but for me too! How dare that woman who brought you into this world make you feel so awful, how dare she cause you pain and misery, if she died it would mean she couldn't cause any more of that, sure you'd be sad, but you'd realise in time that life was better without having to worry every time you left the house if you would come back to your mother, her skin blue and covered in her own vomit, which she choked on in her drug idled state.

And I would care for you, I'd be your shoulder to cry on, your support network, your lover and your boyfriend all tied into one, the whole package, you'd fall straight into my lap and I swear, I'd never ever let you go.

I'm sorry hunny, but your mother needs to be dealt with, and it would be easier than you'd think, one bad batch could wipe out hundreds of drug addicts, and besides, it's not as if I'd never used this method before. My parents died of an 'overdose', well, at least that's what the coroner's report said on the matter, Karen was put into my care, and the home was given to us, and life had been so much happier from I did my whole family a favour and took them out of the equation, and I know you will feel the same, in time at least.

As I drove you to the hospital you told me about your childhood. How you'd been in foster care, then your mother cleaned her act up and for a long time she was stable and in recovery, till she met some douchebag when you were ten, and she was back to using again, and your life had never been the same since.

When we pulled up outside the hospital, you hugged me tightly and kissed me twice, telling me that you'd text me later, and thanking me for the lovely evening, I assured you that this was to be the first of many of these delightful evenings, and even in the deepest depths of your pain, you still smiled at me.

I watched you till your figure disappeared inside the hospital, and I knew there and then what had to be done. I'm sorry baby, but your mother isn't good for you, she's not good for you, not good for us!

She had to go, and I had to be the one to kill her.

[bennyb0i0]

do you do nsfw alphabets? if so could you do one for suigetsu or sasuke? <3

YESSSSS. I’ll do suigetsu!

Suigetsu nsfw alphabet!

A (aftercare)

-he’s alright at it. Pretty average. Gives you the “wanna water?” Then he goes to sleep. Will hold you if you want him to though

B (body)

-he likes squishy things. Thighs, ass, tits, or tummy. He just wants to squish em.

C (cum)

-he LOVES cumming on your face. He just likes to cum on you in general. He likes seeing it drip down your body.

D (dick. What does he look like?)

-he’s kinda long, but not as girthy. About 6-7 inches long. (Istg if I keep seeing unrealistic dick measurements in nsfw alphabets I’ll scream. Like no, a 5’7 man isn’t gonna have a 12in cock. STOP IT-)

E (energy)

-he’s a hyper boy. He likes multiple rounds, and he likes it fast. He can go slow If you want. He’s flexible. But ideally he’d go 1-3 rounds. But you and him have a record of 6. And that’s WILD.

F (fav position)

Likes doggy style so he can grip your ass. Doesn’t really fw missionary unless he can grab your tits. He likes fun positions that make you both feel good.

G (goofy)

-bro he can’t take it seriously half the time. He just wants to see you laugh :( he slaps your ass to make you giggle.

H (hair)

-he tries to keep it shaved. Doesn’t really like hair down there. But he’ll get lazy sometimes and forget (procrastinate)

I (intimate. how are they during the moment?)

-can be if he wants to. He’s pretty vocal, so he’ll spurt something sappy if he’s feeling it.

j (jerk off)

-he has a high sex drive, so when you’re not there, he’ll sniff your shirts and jack off. One time you caught him jorking it and he was so ashamed-

K (kink)

-wants to see you oiled up so bad. It’s actually wild. Unironically says “oil up I’ll be there in 10” (maybe. Idk it makes me laugh)

L (lingerie)

-rips that shit offa you. Lace? He’s using his teeth. He thinks it’s so sexy he just wants to CHOMP.

M (motivation)

-you tease him and he’s throwing you over his shoulder and taking you to the bedroom. “you asked for it, princess.”

N (no)

-wouldn’t ignore safewords. He goes rough/fast sometimes, so safewords are important.

O(oral)

-he’s flexible. He likes it both. Abuses your poor clit with his tongue, and leaves the inside of your thighs covered in bite marks. He moans when you give it to him. The most vocal he’ll be is when you give him head.

P(pace)

fast

Q(quickies)

-likes em. He likes the risk of doing it in public too.

R(risk)

-he’s down for it if you are. Likes it when you’re really loud and risk others hearing

s(stamina)

-I told you he can go a lot (I ain’t writing allat again. I’m half asleep rn)

T(toys)

-Pink sparkly butt plug (jk)

U (unfair)

-he’s such a tease. Denies orgasm so much.

V (volume)

loud

W (wild card)

-kisses every bite mark he makes if he’s too rough.

X

-nuh uh

Y

Z

I fucked up and already told you these headcannons and I ain’t writhing allat again. Goodnight I took my melatonin and now I’m sleepy.

[raizenchonk]

i loved the soap alphabet, would you be able to make a gaz one as well please? i totally understand if you don’t feel comfortable to, or don’t even want to for that matter.

thank uu!

no worries anonnie!!! I gotchu :)

Kyle "Gaz" Garrick NSFW Alphabet

i love Gaz SM 😭😭😭 he's probably my favourite character and THANK YOU FOR REQUESTING THIS IS MY FIRST QUESTION LMAO, I won't let you down 😤😤😤

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Gaz is hungry ash after sex bro, he always mircowaves leftovers and eats it with you while cuddling <3 he loves showering with you and overall just loves admiring you

B = Body Part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partners)

His: if I had to say I would honestly say he's really proud of his abdomen, I see Gaz as the lean kinda muscular and he loves it when you touch his abs (honestly he loves it when you touch him anywhere cuz he loves u sm)

Yours: he loves your ass, no matter the gender he loves your arse so much 😭😭😭 and he loves grabbing it even outside of sex (don't die for nyash)

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum, basically)

he loves it when you sallow his cum (if you can take it, of course)

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

steals your underwear sometimes and uses it to jerk off

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Gaz probably has W rizz tbh, so he probably had a bunch of partners maybe a lil bit more than Soap but he's still experienced for the most part

F = Favorite Position (This goes without saying)

reverse cowgirl. I can't even elaborate all that much. he just loves hearing your whimpers and moans while your riding him and likes that he can see your ass in full view

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment? Are they humorous? etc.)

Gaz knows how to make a good joke during sex. maybe it's the first time you guys are hooking up, he'll probably use some jokes to lighten the mood and make you feel as comfortable as possible

H = Hair (How well-groomed are they? Does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

I feel like he's a bit hairy but is always willing to shave if you're not comfortable with it

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment? The romantic aspect.)

BROS SO ROMANTIC. always complimenting you and making sure you're okay and may even sneak a few "I love you"s here and there he's just so AMAZING

J = Jack off (Masturbation Headcanon)

doesn't really seem like someone who masturbates a lot but he def has masturbated on the job a few times. probably with the underwear that he stole (I mentioned that earlier)

when he's around you, meh, he doesn't really stop jerking off even, just does it so that he doesn't bother you

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

I feel like he has a breeding kink. I honestly feel like basically everyone in 141 has a breeding kink (except Soap).

L = Location (Favorite places to do the do)

bedroom, especially since his favourite position is the reverse cow girl. he just wants you to be as comfortable as possible

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

pretty much anything. touch him in a certain way, say his name in a certain way and even just doing everyday tasks can turn him on

N = No (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

hurting his partner. sure he loves grabbing your ass and maybe leaving a few marks here and there but ACTUALLY harming you? never.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

I see him as more of a giver than a receiver and I honestly have no idea why

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

I see him as going slow on default, idk he's just so romantic and again, wants you to be as comfortable as possible

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

he's not really against them but would prefer to stay with you longer, but he'll always be up to try em more

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment? Do they take risks? etc.)

Gaz is still young, I can see him as a kinda risk taker, but anything involving violence or weapons is an instant no

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for? How long do they last?)

he can actually last quite a while. maybe 1-3 rounds

T = Toys (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?

has owned toys before but honestly does not use them as much as he did when he was younger, but he's always willing to try them tho (may also be into getting pegged...)

U = Unfair (How much they like to tease)

I see him as kinda a tease but since he loves you (and you're his weakness hehehe) he doesn't really tease all that much, but if he's feeling a bit cocky definitely will stop as soon as you're about to cum

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

he's a whimperer bro. I stand by that point till the day I die.

W = Wild Card (A random headcanon for the character)

he likes sucking your boobs tbh and no matter the gender bro just likes boobs

X = X-ray (Let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

7 inches, 1 or 2 distinct veins

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

honestly not that high, he just likes cuddling with you. probably has sex with you 1-3 times every week but is always willing to increase that number

Z = Zzz (How quickly they fall asleep afterward)

after sex bro is KNOCKED OUT unless he's hungry which is most of the time. if he's hungry and y'all have finished eating he's probably already asleep lmao

sorry if this is too short 😭😭😭 I promise I'll get better at nsfw writing (eventually)

ask me to do more characters :) I'm always willing

[fishtankwater]

Good morning! could u do kazuichi nsfw alphabet :) gn or fem reader plsss and pref top reader have a nice day :D

OH THANK FUCK I FINALLY GOT A REQUEST

I was getting so bored waiting on one 😭

Uh anyway Tysm to this anon

AND HOLY SHIT I HAVE RSV. I AHVE A BABY VIRUS. A BABY VIRUS. SOBBING

Anyway my bad for ranting

Kazuichi souda x GN!Reader

CW- nsfw shit that’s it idk what to put here anymore 😭🤛🏻

Currently listening- Dumb Dick

A-Aftercare

Bro…Kaz would give so many kisses and praise the SHIT out of you. But if you degraded him he would need praise cuz let’s be honest he would think it’s true and probs cry

Also he’ll probably struggle to know what you want and ask 2663825372 questions. PLEASE shower with him after he wants it. Do it. You know you want to

B-Body part

Him- his muscles 💀

I forget he’s muscular sometimes it’s genuinely so weird to think abt. But PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SQUEEZE HIS BICEPS he loves it sm.

You- let’s be honest. The titties if u have em if not you chest in general

That whole vicinity is just chefs kiss to him If you have tits he will put his hands up ur shirt and squeeze them while cuddling and he’d probs calm them his “best friends” 💀

C- Cum

The first time he came as a kid he probably got scared cuz he didn’t know what it was and called his dad and was like “HELPPP” 😭. Ok I’m sorry for bullying him

His cum is probably sweet with a salty aftertaste if that makes sense and he cums a small amount so uh savor it while you can 😘

D-Dirty secret

Bro has so many pics of you naked in his camera roll he also records your moans/whimpers while y’all fuck tbh

AND HE SAVES EVERY VIDEO OF YOU HE CAN FIND he will become a professional stalker the second y’all become intimate or start dating

E-Experience

Unpopular opinion but I think he has a decent amount of experience like— not with women with the men AND HE WILL STILL DENY TAHT HE IS BISEXUAL “no I only did it because I was bored” AHHAHAHSHSHSJSHSJ

F-Favorite position

Please ride him. Please. Do it

OR SUCK HIM OFF IN THE SHOWER SUDHEHDHDBDJHE

“D-darlin-A-ah!”

STOP I CANT BRWTAHE

G- Goof Off

Depends what mood he’s in like sometimes he’ll be chillin laid back not caring how he acts and sometimes he’ll be stressed and just want to love you n shit

H- Hair

Def dyed his pubes pink LMAO

but there’s little to nonexistent hair

J-Jack off

Always thinks of you when it happens cuz he’s too embarrassed to ask for your help (poor baby)

L- Location

Anywhere anytime you ask he provides 💀

He prefers the bed to shower tho tbh

M-Motivation

Anything you do lol

But specifically seeing ur thighs, ass, or seeing you change or the thought of you showering like you being naked he has a urge to come in there with you tbh

N-Nuhuh

No hurting you bedsides a lil biting and maybe spanking. He also doesn’t wanna degrade you like he loves you and has no reason to think otherwise. Also other than overstim and biting he doesn’t wanna be hurt like bro 😔

O- Oral

Giver 💪🏻

Bro…the only time he will EVER overstim u is during oral like 😍 he loves your taste he can’t help it

When receiving he will buck his hips squirm whimper and cry tbh like out of happiness like it feels so good he can’t help it

P- Pace

Slow and steady wins the race

Bro will edge himself he doesn’t wanna go fast n hurt you to rush for it to be over he lovessss making love to you

Q- Quickies

“NOT HAPPENING!” -kazuichi souda

R-Risk

YES bro if your ok with it he will do it

He loves having public sex sm

S-Stamina

As long as you want him to go he will go

Wanna go for 5 hours? Ok bet he may not have much stamina that’s why he loves riding or cowgirl

T-Toy

Nope nada nee

HE wants to pleasure YOU not some toy

U-Unfair

No he would never but when you tease him he gets so shocked like jaw dropped to the floor but he loves it it’s like OSNHECSHSGHEHBRHEJHEH

V-Volume

WHIMPER-ER

Bro when he does moan he will moan so loudly too like are you trying to get the neighbors to call the cops on us??

W- Wild card

He gets jealous of gundham and pulls you aside to fuck the shit out of you like one of the only times he ever told you is when he’s jealous

X-X-Ray

I watched a video on yt that gives headcannon dog their dick size and tbh it seems kind of accurate his was 5 inches which I think it would maybe like that or 6 inch anywhere between 5-6 inches tbh (6inch= 15.24 centimeters 5inch= 12.7 centimeters for my non American people)

Y-Yearning

He’s horny 24/7/365 ok shut up

Z-ZZZZZZZ

He will be tired but try to stay awake to eat drink take a shower and then he’s out 😘

[sweetheartmotives]

hi! can we get pt.2 of yan vampire ૮꒰ ˶• ༝ •˶꒱ა ♡

🩸°Yandere Vampire°🩸

Desc and possible Tw: Sexual themes, blood, mentions of feeding, kinks, Yandere Vampire in general 💀

Let me know if I missed any!

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Yandere Vampire Likes to memorize their work, and then lick you clean.

Oh dear, I'm sorry I went so rough.. but the aftermath Is so… memorizing~

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Yandere Vampire loves any part of their partner's body. But if they had to have a favorite, I'd be their partner's chest. It's so accessible, why wouldn't they like it?

Yandere Vampire likes their nails. They can scratch and mark you all they want, and.. the blood is a bonus!

Causally scratching the fuck out of you

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Yandere Vampire cums In various places. Mouth, inside, face, body, chest. mostly chest. The bastard spreads it around with their fingers too!

Does and will suck on ur nips

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Yandere Vampire has always wanted to edge you until you passed out, but never acted on it.

Sometimes fantasies must stay fantasies..

They've also wanted to spy on you masturbating

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Yandere Vampire has experience. They've been alive for 200 years, so there's no doubt they've slept around before!

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Wrapped Lotus, DoggyStyle, One partner standing missionary, From-behind-bend (over the counter), and anything very close and intimate!

So.. close..

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Half and half. Yandere Vampire likes to make jokes, mostly about how they're gonna cover u in their cum 😭

I'm practically gonna bathe you in my cum~

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Pretty well-groomed! They like to take care of themselves.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Very very intimate! They like gently marking you, and they welcome you doing the same. Or rough.. be rough with them :3

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Yandere Vampire won't really jerk it bc they have you around now. But if you've expressed that you're tired or don't wanna, They'll jerk it. Be warned, they'll do it right next to you while whining and moaning really loud 💀

Loud whining and moaning Honey.. just stay right there I'm almost done..

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Thigh riding, Hair pulling, Choking and being choked, Marking and being marked, praise and degrading, mirror sex, edging, orgasm control, body worship, and bondage.

It's.. alot :3

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Yandere Vampire does; Bedroom, tables or counters, the floor, in front of mirrors of any kind, sometimes the garden, and in the shower.

Pushes you over their fancy long ass table Hold still honey.. I'll be done soon~

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Anything really. You move your leg a certain way, they're all over you!

Oh? if you were feeling needy, you could've just said so~

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Yandere Vampire won't do pet play, any bodily thing that isn't cum or blood, roleplay, anything and I mean that has to do with feet.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Yandere Vampire loves giving their partner oral. It's actually a bad habit now. They'll get in-between your legs, giving tiny licks to your part and going from there.

Loud unneeded noises yummy~

I'd say on a scale of 1-10 of skill, I'd give 'em a 8. Your gonna be cummings multiple times 🫡

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

It depends! If they're feeling extra in the mood they'll be pretty fast and rough. But if they're feeling very intimate, slow and sensual.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Yandere Vampire doesn't like quickies. They like taking their time!

Quickie? No way. Now we're gonna go longer~

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Yandere Vampire loves risk and experimenting so Yup!

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

8-10 rounds. 8-10 ROUNDS. They would go longer with you but you give out on the 5th round ( ・∇・)

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Yes! Yandere Vampire is kinky. They like leaving vibrators in their partner for hours and then fucks 'em

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Mean. They are so mean! They'll edge you until your shaking and crying, begging them to fuck you already

Honey, stop squirming! I'll do it when I'm ready~

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Whiner. Yandere Vampire whines and moans very loud, mostly to annoy you or make the whole world hear how you make them feel 😊

Really loud moaning and whining

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

They like to feed on you while you guys have sex (;ﾟ∇ﾟ)

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

9 inches! Decent girth and such.

Could be seen as a strap on! :)

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Very high! They see sex as a very private and intimate thing that they and their partner share together.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

It takes Yandere Vampire a little while but will eventually fall asleep.

I love you honey, goodnight~

It has been way too long, I've missed you all!

Credits to them, This is where I got the temple so check them out :)

Thank you so much for requesting! As I enjoyed writing :3

[guitarriffsolo]

A-Z headcanons for verosika mayday if you want no pressure!

💄Verosika Mayday NSFW Alphabet💋

A - Aftercare

If you’re a hook up would probably just put on her clothes and leave but if you guys are actually in in a relationship she’ll ask how it was and maybe snuggle a bit until you both fall asleep.

B - Body part

With 100% honesty she just likes her boobs and curves😭 For her partner she would love your lips and kissing them (both pairs if you’re afab ;))

C - Cum

Swallows, can’t think of more past that.

D - Dom or Sub?

I feel like she’s a switch with no lean. Sex is sex guys.

E - Experienced

Very experienced, I mean she’s literally a succubus. Experienced in all realms of sex and kink.

F - Favorite position

I can picture her loving to fuck against the wall. Wether top or bottom it’s super hot to her.

G - Goofy?

Outside of sex she makes a bunch of dirty jokes but actually in the act its a lot of sexy talk and less goofiness.

H - Hair

First I wrote clean shaven but now that I thought about it I think she would leave a little trimmed heart shape. Color is a very baby pink (like the majority of her head hair)

I - Intimacy

Very intimate, again as a succubus it all comes very easily for her during sex.

J - Jack off

I feel like instead of jacking off she would go out and find someone in the studio or nearby to hook up with. I mean who would say no to sleeping with THE Verosika Mayday?

K - Kink

Definitely bondage with all sorts of ties. I could picture her into threesomes and orgys.

L - Location

Will get frisky anywhere you please.

M - Motivation

Always up for sex but I think to actually get her wet hickies will do the job.

N - NO

I struggled with this but I came up with two turn offs. Sharp objects and severe denial (like being left alone tied up in a room) would be a no no for Verosika.

O - Oral

Is equally willing to both give and receive but has more experience with giving blow jobs then the amount of times she’s actually had someone eat her out.

P - Pace

I picture long, slow, and sensual foreplay but fast paced sex as she can’t wait any longer.

Q - Quickie

I imagine right before most of her shows she has a quickie to get the adrenaline pumping for the stage and performance.

R - Risk?

Takes a lot of risks with new kinks, public play, and all sorts. Very daring in all aspects of life but especially sex.

S - Stamina

Can last quite long. Succubus don’t necessarily get tired but she does prefer a few breaks more for a mental rest.

T - Toys

Wouldn’t go crazy for toys. Bondage, strap ons, and vibrators are where her collection ends. She would like the novelty of all these special toys but feels far more intimate with raw skin to skin sex.

U - Unfair

Will tease you until she eventually gets too desperate to continue that sort of play.

V - Volume

Naturally very loud but knows how to hold it in well and keep quiet when need be.

W - Wild card

Would hit a blunt while you guys are having sex and blow the smoke into your mouth.

X - X ray

D cup, has nipples that will get hard will easily. Her 🐱 is an innie and a slightly darker pink than her skin tone.

Y - Yearning

I think this woman is in like a constant state of horniness ngl.

Z - Zzz

I don’t think she would get like super tired afterwards unless it was a serious bdsm scene. If you guys are in a relationship though she’ll end up falling asleep just from the aftercare cuddle sesh.

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First request of this blog has been filled so keep em coming!!

[catscraftsandcommentary]

I need someone to give Ciri (or Jaskier, or BOTH) a Great Pyrenees puppy. Or two.

...one each, I think, or possibly TWO each.

First, because Pyr puppies are RIDICULOUSLY CUTE and MADE OF FLOOF and you know that Ciri and Jask would absolutely be unable to resist (and Geralt WOULD NOT be able to resist their sad, pleading, puppy -heh- eyes)

(This is a friend's pup, when he was 9 weeks. He was a CLOUD crossed with a TEDDY BEAR who only wanted to LICK YOUR FACE 100/10 would love forever)

(He is still a cloud crossed with a teddy bear who only wants to lick your face, but he is now *M*U*C*H* *L*A*R*G*E*R* A++ lap full body dog)

Tell me you don't want to see witchers playing with giant fluffy dogs and gleefully wrestling them and also giving Geralt SO MUCH SHIT about collecting his own pack of white wolves (Jaskier 100% makes a song about the White Wolf and his tiny white pups before they have even LEFT THE KENNELS, it is a wild hit at Kaer Morhen and gains new stanzas almost as quickly as Ciri's Goose Trick song. Soon Jaskier teaches them to howl in chorus. It's painfully cute.)

Do not ask where they get them, I'm gonna handwave and say it's the Accidental Warlord AU, someone sends the pups as tribute (or offers them while everyone is on the Progress) and Ciri takes one look and falls in love.

Also, with all that thick fur, they'd love playing in snow. They're supposed to be very sweet, affectionate, and gentle to their families and family's friends, but also fiercely protective and intelligent. (They were originally sheep dogs!)

In among the puppies' socialization and training (protect Ciri and Jask! Be nice to Witchers! Don't bite the horses or geese!), I bet one of the Cranes looks at the rapidly growing dogs and ponders "y'know, they could probably pull a sled if you put 'em in a harness."

And then everyone was VERY glad that Ciri is a budding sorceress and therefore able to portal out of/shield herself during imminent sled crashes.

Also, all the jokes ever about the dogs chasing various Cats around the keep, or sniffing them out and baying at them wanting affection, or chasing toys they've tossed.

The first time they shed, Ciri saves their fur and spins it into yarn. It becomes a favorite of hers.

[theboywithburninghands]

SCP Anthology in 10 Words or Less

It’s been a while since I made a post about SCP, I know. But the recent Halloween event for the ABC’s of Death was so cool I just had to come out of cryogenic sleep to post about it. Do yourself a favor and go read these for yourself, you can find the link below, but read along with my silly comments if you like. All credit to the original incredibly talented authors, loved just about all of these, and T/W for mild horror elements and spoilers.

A is for Annihilation: The true doomer religion. “Existence is evil, man…”

Æ is for Ærials: This is just what Chicago traffic feels like.

B is for Bloodborne: Don’t seek immortality. You’ll just get all moldy.

C is for Closers: This one’s a fixer-upper, sink is haunted, wallpaper’s peeling…

D is for Dermatology: GET EM OFF GET EM OFF GET EM OFF GET-

E is for Eternity: Heaven gets REALLY boring after awhile.

F is for Fallout: The GOC screwed the radioactive pooch on this one…

G is for Grease: The true source of the Junji Ito greasepocalypse… BORGIR.

З is for Зesundheit: John Carpenter’s The Thing but with dust allergies.

H is for Health: American doctors are always looking to drain your savings…

I is for Incision: Someone kill the entire Fire Suppression Department for GOD’S SAKE!

J is for Jetsam: The remains of a nasty spaceship crash. Don’t speed, rocketeers!

K is for Keystone: Three different lords of this dimension, and they’re ALL assholes.

L is for Lamentations: Who’d have thunk, children make for shitty bioweapons.

M is for Moonlight: Awkward college professor spaghettifies himself for the moon

N is for Neon: Bright pink neon anglerfish will eat you for public drinking.

O is for Organs: “Dude, what if like, our buttholes were connected?” “Aw, sick!”

Ø is for Ørkesløs: You shouldn’t have updated SCP-079 to Windows 11, brah.

P is for Pluto Previously, Presently Primrose: The cathartic origin story of a sweet, demonic transwoman.

Q is for Questions: Slamhounds? Teeth? Blue hands? I definitely have questions… also lesbians!

R is for Reshape: Remember, don’t push your kids too hard, or else F̴̡̛͙͈̖̺̺̤͍̜̩̲͆̆̍̾͊͘͝L̴̛̬͈̮̦̭̪̮̫̋̈́̀̑̃͘E̷̡̺͍͕̭̺̠̺̯̬̼̳͈͐̏͜͝ͅS̴̛͖̖̪̓̅̊͗̈́̉̉̐́̾͂̆͛̕Ḥ̷̡̛͚̰̱͚͎̎̌͑̓̈͌̓̀̀̏̅̚̚͝!

S is for Saintly: “Honey, meet my loony religious hive mind dad!”

T is for Transmission: Nanobots: Causing trouble for human survivors since Jason X.

Ð is for Ðirteen: Happy Birthday! This year you get screaming death!

U is for Unstrung: Pinocchio but if the Blue Fairy was an eldritch horror.

V is for Violence: “Ha! Look at this snowflake! Empathizing with his fellow man!”

W is for Walls: Given current events, head-stealing spiders ain’t that bad…

X is for XXX: Sentient transphobic revenge porno theatre. Burn it all down.

X is for Xenobiotic: A creepy monster that wants to SEX UP YOUR EYEBALLS.

X is for Xenotransplantation: Sheesh, for a scientist, Dr. Marletov is kinda stupid, huh?

X is for Xing: This one is pretty funny- OH GOD MONKEYS!

Y is for Youth: Yeah lemme get them appliances 🅱️oneless.

Z is for Ziggurat: Or, why Mekhanites and Sarkites SHOULDN’T team up.

[y0itsbri]

Hey bri(: how are you? Hope your day is going well !

Headcanon challenge:

1. Besides “Mick” and “Mickey”, what’s Ian nickname for Mickey? From all the nicknames Mickey calls him , what’s Ian’s favorite?

2. What’s the story behind Mickey’s knuckle tattoos? (When / how / by who) When Ian gets a tattoo for Mickey, what is it / on what occasion?

3. Random turn-on for Mickey and a random turn-on for Ian? (Bonus: something that really shouldn’t be a turn on but is)

4. What’s their Instagram @ ? When did they start following each other?

5. If they get a pet, is it a dog (who walks it more often?) or a cat (who cuddles with it more often) ? 

hi! ooooh thank you for the ask! these made my day so much better!

you already know 'baby' is canon but UGH i can't get that outta my mind. that's his BABY. obsessed. love it. perfect. no notes. ian loooves being called 'hubby'. it started out as a joke with debbie teasing them, but it made butterflies explode in his chest when he heard mickey use it in passing. mickey caught on and uses it whenever he wants to get ian nice n flustered

when: UGH like. he was just a boy in s1 and he already had them. a BOY got his knuckles tatted!!! :_( i think i'm gonna say he got em within a year of s1. before that, he used to draw em on with sharpie how: family right of passage. piggy backed a session w colin and it hurt like a bitch by who: a cousin of a cousin. like he's seen them in passing but doesn't know what their real name is. they always seem to have a cig hanging out of their mouth ian isn't incredibly artsy, so i think he would just get mickey's name on him. i think the idea of him getting it on his arm, but also chestttt or hip or ring finger (just an 'm' in that case) feels right. he does it for an anniversary or a birthday or just a week that mickey was feeling insecure. mickey gets bashful whenever he sees the tattoo

ian loooves it when mickey reaches for something on a top shelf and his heels lift a bit and his shirt rides up. he loves seeing his man s t r e t c h. mickey loves it when ian wears his reader's glasses! (glasses wearers u r sexy) but yuh bonus: crime! be gay do crime!

I LOVE THISSSS. mickey is @ mi.aleks bc he thought it was artsy. also he doesn't have his last name bc he didn't want his family to find him. ian is @ ian_gallagher_96. in my heart i feel that he went for the double dash and the birth year. ian started following mickey around early s2. he finally bit the bullet and expected to be told off, but mickey just teased him lightheartedly. ian grinned and asked mickey when he was going to follow him back and mickey flipped him the bird in response. then i think with all the turmoil going on, mickey deleted his instagram several times. maybe he had an anonymous account that followed ian, some of the other gallaghers (to keep tabs on ian), and some hobby accounts, but he never achieved mutual status with ian until after they got married. i feel like getting into instagram again would be something he would do in lockdown, sharing their breakfast or an artsy shoe pic and of course candids of his handsome hubby.

if they got a dog, ian would def walk it more. mickey is lazy at heart -- the man deserves to Rest! if they got a cat, it would snuggle mickey more. i feel like ian would be kind of scared of the cat at first but then they become proper pet dads in no time. right now (end of s11), i don't think they need anything. they just got free on their own. just the two on em. i think they want to relic in that for a bit before adding another family member.

thanks for thinking of me for this challenge! was so fun to think about and i hope i got my thought out in coherent enough sentences LOL

[stan-the-cinnamon-roll-uris]

Big big thank you to @whisper-fool for tagging me!

I love tag games where I can just go hogwild on my playlists so this was great! (I only briefly considered switching out all the Ns for Ps because there's way too many of my favourite songs I couldn't add because they started with the later but anyway-)

game rules: pick a song for each letter of your url and tag some people:

S: Some Nights - fun.

T: The Crow and the Butterfly - Shinedown

A: American Idiot - Green Day

N: Numb Little Bug - Em Beihold

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T: The Boy in the Black Dress - Yungblud

H: Heaven Was Full (I'm Heading Straight To Hell) - TX2

E: Eat Me - Demi Lovato feat. Royal & the Serpent

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C: Crazy - Makeout

I: I'm Just Ken - Ryan Gosling (Barbie Movie Soundtrack)

N: Na Na Na (Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na) - MCR

N: Not Today - Alessia Cara

A: All For Us - Labrinth feat. Zendaya

M: Mars - Yungblud

O: Owner of a Lonely Heart - Yes

N: No Vacancy - OneRepublic

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R: Raise Your Glass - Pink

O: Obey - Bring me the Horizon feat. Yungblud

L: Let's Hurt Tonight - OneRepublic

L: Love Me Less - MAX feat QuinnXCII

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U: Ugly Crier - Mckenna Grace

R: Rescue Me - OneRepublic

I: I Miss The Misery - Halestorm

S: Skin Of My Teeth - Demi Lovato

I tag: @squirrelqueue @ghostykaspbrak @home-is-where-my-parabatai-is @peppermint-j @reluctant-fandom-participant @fozzietism and whoever else sees this and wants to do this. (It is a lot of fun)

[solmints-messyocdiary]

you: I'll reblog this question list, I'm sure nothing bad could happen :) me: MY TIME HAS COME AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I'll not squish everything into one ask though, so... prepare to be low-key spammed?

for Odile, my beloved precious babygirl:

angel - what’s one character trait you like about yourself?

pumpkin - what’s your favourite weather and why?

baby - what makes you feel better when you’re down?

darling -  what romantic gesture makes you feel the most loved?

baby girl - how do you like to be held?

boo - what’s your dream date?

wild thing - what’s something about you that surprises people?

bubba - tell me a funny story from your childhood. 

love bug - what song would you love to have sung to you? (canon Darrell can actually sing so alt Darrell might too...)

my love - what would your dream home be like?

the editor crashed on my first attempt so now you're being punished by more questions

*Odile was too stunned to speak* 👁👁

☆

"U-um... w-well... personality... eh... I always, always try to... be... to be he-helpful? Yes..."

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"Spring! I... I love springtime. Pretty flowers... w-w... warm weather! Bright s-sun... I want it to be spring... forever."

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"Hugs. Tight hugs and comfort..."

"H-hiding in warm and soft... blankets.

"Somewhere quiet.."

"Ceai de... n-no... tea of... c-camo-... camomil?"

"Uh... I don't... I don't want to bother... s-so..."

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"Anything... I'll... I'll take anything. However, c-calling me pretty wou-would make me... feel nice. Pretty wo-words! Also... holding my hand? L-liking me?

"Never leaving me ever."

"Sorry..."

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"Tightly! Arms wrapped around m-me completely... faces pressed together. Ah, um... that makes me lose breath..."

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"Whatever... Dragul meu wishes to do... I'm... I'm h-happy with a-anything! A date, is a date!"

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"T-that I was raised by dogs and... embroi-...? Em... broy... de... ry? Emb... needle work. I know how to sew."

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"Ahaha... e-ehm... I slipped on m-mud once and fell... fell on my b-b-butt trying t-to get a f-frog! Others at... the orphanage laughed! Aha..."

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"I don't mind which s-song! I'll love it because... because it's for me!"

"He... he does sing really p-pretty."

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"Having a clean, c-cute home would be... would be e-enough with... big g-garden with flowers and... butterflies and a w-... warm bed. Much sunlight and... smells nice!"

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"A-ahm... t-thank you for the questions! S-sorry..."

[praebitorem-glaciei]

nsfw asks - kisa edition

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

god tier aftercare. he'll cook his partner a whole god damn meal if they ask. Kisa is just a very attentive lover in general, his partner probably wouldn't even need to outwardly ask for stuff for him to just get them everything. sweet boy, a kiss every couple of minutes while he's cleaning up :)

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

non sexually? loves his tail. so soft.. so big.. so fluffy.. pretty tail. sexually? he thinks his hips are A+. Kisa do be a love handles appreciator for his partner.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically... I’m a disgusting person)

why do you cum so much bro stop?? there is NO need. i mean not as bad as emil but christ.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

roc has brought up the concept of sex that is also play fighting and now i am aware he's SUPER into that.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

VERY experienced. Kisa's been around, I'm not saying he's a whore but he's a whore.

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

for a catboy his favourite position is doggy style.... don't ask me.. he also a lil lazy though so spooning sex 100%

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

Definitely leans more humourous than serious,, sex is supposed to be fun??

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

it's BLUE... but a darker shade than his head hair. he's well groomed in that its clean and neat but he does have a lot of hair.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect...) 

So with the sex being with a partner he's very romantic and loving. If its just a fling? less romantic, still cute but not romantic.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

DAILY.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Is 'experimental' a kink cause... willing to try a lot alright.. but uh lets see, play fighting, biting, definitely a little into bondage, also has a thing for lingerie. kind of into breathplay but embarrassed to admit it. He likes using his Vision for sex?? which he has an Anemo vision but by god does he use that to his advantage,, ghostly touches real..

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

Anywhere. He's not picky.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Again, anything. Fuckin' horny ass.. Second horniest oc after Cirino Agosti, REAL.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Gross body fluids?? He doesn't want to seriously hurt his partner during sex either.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

No real preference either way, but if hes getting he's GOING to give, and he'd like the same vice versa. v good,,, he knows what hes doing (and if his partner is afab, he does know where the clit is. god bless)

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

Fast and rough, sorry. kitty go brrrrrrrr

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

Likes them!! Again, no preference for either. But he likes quickies, his job has taught him how to appreciate 'em. Pretty common occurrence, but he tries to make sure the proper sex is extra lovin' to make up for it.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

this mf... SO game to experiment... SO risky... tries most things once kinda guy. and YES he's fucked on a statue of the seven.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last...)

SO MUCH STAMINA... how do you have so much energy.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

hahaha... so don't worry about that chest in the corner of his room...... ;) loves toys. both on him and his partner.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

A WHORE!!!! just the worst!! he knows when to quit don't get me wrong, but UGH.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

Not necessarily loud, but talkative?? praise, degradation, ect ect. grunter tho.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

Kisa is j really into having sex outside, idk. maybe its cause of his childhood being spent mostly outside, or maybe cause it makes him feel like a feral cat. i'm not sure, i don't control him.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

8in, ampallang piercing, leans a lil right, thiccy

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

really high. but he doesn't EXPECT his partner to meet that, he can take care of himself if need be. he appreciates help tho ;)

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Not very quickly, he'll usually do stuff afterwards. But if its late then he'll go to bed once he's done cleaning. (sounds of kitty purring)