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[theboywithburninghands]

SCP Anthology in 10 Words or Less

It’s been a while since I made a post about SCP, I know. But the recent Halloween event for the ABC’s of Death was so cool I just had to come out of cryogenic sleep to post about it. Do yourself a favor and go read these for yourself, you can find the link below, but read along with my silly comments if you like. All credit to the original incredibly talented authors, loved just about all of these, and T/W for mild horror elements and spoilers.

A is for Annihilation: The true doomer religion. “Existence is evil, man…”

Æ is for Ærials: This is just what Chicago traffic feels like.

B is for Bloodborne: Don’t seek immortality. You’ll just get all moldy.

C is for Closers: This one’s a fixer-upper, sink is haunted, wallpaper’s peeling…

D is for Dermatology: GET EM OFF GET EM OFF GET EM OFF GET-

E is for Eternity: Heaven gets REALLY boring after awhile.

F is for Fallout: The GOC screwed the radioactive pooch on this one…

G is for Grease: The true source of the Junji Ito greasepocalypse… BORGIR.

З is for Зesundheit: John Carpenter’s The Thing but with dust allergies.

H is for Health: American doctors are always looking to drain your savings…

I is for Incision: Someone kill the entire Fire Suppression Department for GOD’S SAKE!

J is for Jetsam: The remains of a nasty spaceship crash. Don’t speed, rocketeers!

K is for Keystone: Three different lords of this dimension, and they’re ALL assholes.

L is for Lamentations: Who’d have thunk, children make for shitty bioweapons.

M is for Moonlight: Awkward college professor spaghettifies himself for the moon

N is for Neon: Bright pink neon anglerfish will eat you for public drinking.

O is for Organs: “Dude, what if like, our buttholes were connected?” “Aw, sick!”

Ø is for Ørkesløs: You shouldn’t have updated SCP-079 to Windows 11, brah.

P is for Pluto Previously, Presently Primrose: The cathartic origin story of a sweet, demonic transwoman.

Q is for Questions: Slamhounds? Teeth? Blue hands? I definitely have questions… also lesbians!

R is for Reshape: Remember, don’t push your kids too hard, or else F̴̡̛͙͈̖̺̺̤͍̜̩̲͆̆̍̾͊͘͝L̴̛̬͈̮̦̭̪̮̫̋̈́̀̑̃͘E̷̡̺͍͕̭̺̠̺̯̬̼̳͈͐̏͜͝ͅS̴̛͖̖̪̓̅̊͗̈́̉̉̐́̾͂̆͛̕Ḥ̷̡̛͚̰̱͚͎̎̌͑̓̈͌̓̀̀̏̅̚̚͝!

S is for Saintly: “Honey, meet my loony religious hive mind dad!”

T is for Transmission: Nanobots: Causing trouble for human survivors since Jason X.

Ð is for Ðirteen: Happy Birthday! This year you get screaming death!

U is for Unstrung: Pinocchio but if the Blue Fairy was an eldritch horror.

V is for Violence: “Ha! Look at this snowflake! Empathizing with his fellow man!”

W is for Walls: Given current events, head-stealing spiders ain’t that bad…

X is for XXX: Sentient transphobic revenge porno theatre. Burn it all down.

X is for Xenobiotic: A creepy monster that wants to SEX UP YOUR EYEBALLS.

X is for Xenotransplantation: Sheesh, for a scientist, Dr. Marletov is kinda stupid, huh?

X is for Xing: This one is pretty funny- OH GOD MONKEYS!

Y is for Youth: Yeah lemme get them appliances 🅱️oneless.

Z is for Ziggurat: Or, why Mekhanites and Sarkites SHOULDN’T team up.