#i love cliches 🥴

[jinnify]

mixtape: on track – chapter three. gasp! the cat man! 📝

synopsis. new girl yn had felt the need to stay under the radar ever since she arrived at yonsei uni. the last thing she needed at the start of a new semester was drama. that was until she met minho, and hyunjin had a problem with it.

you huffed as you stuffed your school laptop into your bag, visibly stressing about your audition later today. you couldn’t believe that you had left yunjin and felix talk you into this! you were so stressed you were surprised you hadn’t broken into hives.

you had already talked yourself down from a breakdown twice today, and it was only midday. you had stayed up for three consecutive nights to learn your script the most and best you could. you weren’t one to lie, so you can admit it; acting had always interested you, even before you knew what it was. you were grateful hyunjin had gotten you this opportunity, but the concept of having to audition for someone, scratch that, two people made you feel like jumping off the school roof.

you had about an hour to spare and were on your way to the drama club to run your lines a few more times before you go in for your audition. you read your lines over as you quickly walked down the stairs, accidentally slamming into someone as you turned the corner, “oof!” “oh, fuck!” you yelped, falling to the ground with your script falling all over the hall.

“shit! are you okay?” you heard a soothing voice ask you from above, half expecting hyunjin when you looked up. you were stunned to meet the sharp eyes of someone who you’d call the most gorgeous man you’ve ever seen. probably. well, this man and hyunjin. you gasped as he quickly moved to grab the papers that had flown the farthest. you scrambled to gather the papers around you, quickly picking them up and reaching for those farther. you felt yourself get hot as you grabbed the stranger’s hand, quickly retracting with a small shriek.

“i’m sorry-!” you looked up to apologize, watching as a slightly toothy smile come across his face. “no problem.. um?” he trailed off. “oh! i’m yn!” you silently noticed that he hadn’t retracted his hand from your paper, “then it’s no problem, yn. here you go.” you silently prayed you had maintained your regular skin color and weren’t instead the color of a tomato. “thank you. i’ll see you later!” you let out a farewell before you realized what you had even said.

to say you were flustered was an understatement. you hastily made your way to the drama club, trying to avoid any other embarrassing situations. “hey! yn!” you heard jeongin call out for you, you slowed down for him to catch up to you, turning in his direction, surprised to see hyunjin was with him.

hyunjin’s discomfort was more than obvious as they got closer to you. he slowly followed jeongin as the latter practically skipped over to you, “hurry up, hyunjin!” you were confused by their current dynamic. jeongin and hyunjin were often seen laughing and fucking around, you didn’t understand why hyunjin seemed so distant right now.

“hey, yn,” hyunjin’s voice was as soft as always. he had barely even looked up at you this time. you were somewhat glad if you were being honest. “hi, hyunjin! what’re you guys up to?” 

“not much! we were just roaming, waiting for our next class.” you noticed jeongin’s eyes shift between you and hyunijn several times, “are you okay jeongin? you keep looking around?” “oh, yeah! i’m fine~ anyway! where are you going right now?”

“i’m actually on my way to the drama club! you guys wanna join me?” you looked over to hyunjin, “maybe you can help me with my lines-?” before you could finish your question, jeongin hooked his arm around hyunjin’s neck, uncomfortably hugging him, “of course, yn! hyunjin and i would love that! wouldn’t you hyunjin?”

you laughed at jeongin’s strange demeanor, “okay, you guys. just promise you’ll be normal.” the pair snickered at your comment, “we promise nothing!” you heard hyunjin’s voice from behind you.

you had arrived a few minutes later than you had expected and with a few more people than appreciated, but you made it! you had been running lines with jeongin for a few minutes before he announced he needed to ‘use the shitter.’ “seriously, jeongin? can you be normal for more than twenty minutes?” “fuck no! anyway, hyunjin, help out yn with her lines, you bitch!”

“you don’t have to do that hyunjin, don’t worry about it, i’ve been running these lines forever.”

“are you sure? i don’t mind helping out.”

“you could help me by distracting me,” you smiled at him, hoping he’d be able to take your mind off of your audition for just a moment. for the first time in two months, you had been at yonsei, you were finally getting to know hyunjin. you had learned that he was an only child with a dog named kkami, and that he had an affinity for art and photography outside of drama club. somewhere between pauses in your conversation, you heard the main door open. you once again met gazes with the sharp, cat-like eyes of the guy you had bumped into in the hallway.

with a small smile and a nod of the head, he walked into the room where you’d be having your interview. you felt your heart fall into your ass, no way the man you had slammed your body into was going to be interviewing you. of course, hyunjin noticed your change in demeanor and followed your line of view, his smile fading when he noticed who you had been staring at. before he could as you what was wrong, the interview room door swung open, “yn ln?”

oh, shit. “good luck, yn!” you heard hyunjin softly cheer you on from beside you. “thanks, jinnie,” you whispered back before getting up and biting the bullet.

“please make sure to keep an eye on the drama club's twitter account! we’ll update it to let everyone know who got the part!” mr. kang explained to you after you finished your read, letting you go back to your friends who were waiting for you in the main room, now accompanied by yunjin. “my baby! how did it go?” you all but fell into yunjin’s arms before letting out the longest sigh, “oh my god, i need a drink.”

m:ot. – ch. 003

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✉️ notes from nia

my god im SO sorry this chapter is so long i know that this is supposed to be a smau not a regular fic 😭 i would appreciate it if you guys would let me know if you mind longer written chapters often or not :3

taglist. open

@https-skzology

[pupyuj]

The nation needs more Older G!P Stepsister Yujin 🗣🗣🗣

i actually don’t remember if i’ve written stepcest w yuj before and if i have it must’ve been forever ego so here’s a little food for ya’ll, courtesy of vexie 💕

annoying older stepsis yuj x spiteful bratty younger stepsis reader… well yes! 🥴 you and yujin hating each other the moment you met 😭 only playing nice when your dad and her mom are around bcs they want nothing more than to see their daughters getting along despite this odd situation they’ve put the two of you in ☹️ but as soon as they leave for work… yujin would spend the entire day annoying you, pulling pranks, insulting you, and sometimes even slutshaming you bcs she knows about your reputation in your university… which just so happens to be her own university’s nemesis in terms of sports (since she plays for her uni’s women’s soccer team and all) 🤓☝️ but sometimes you get the upper hand! there are days where yujin is too exhausted to bother you, merely giving you a dirty look before dissolving into the soft couches and watching her favorite shows for hours on end… and that was where you got the wicked idea to play into this whorish reputation your fellow schoolmates have given you!

see, ahn yujin may be to worst thing that has ever happened to you but she also just so happens to be criminally attractive so as messed up as it was, considering that you’re technically family, you were super into her! bcs come on! pretty, tall, hits the gym regularly, and is also very obviously interested bcs she was never at all subtle when staring at your ass while you walk around the house?? yujinnie was basically asking you to seduce her.. and that you did! coming down from the stairs wearing the nastiest pair of booty shorts and a thin tank top that you owned and having to hold back a triumphant smirk when you spotted yujin physically perking up at the sight of you… like a puppy that was eyeing her newest toy 🤭

gosh you did every cliche seducing tactics in that living room it was almost embarrassing 😭 bending over at the right angle for yujin to stare at your ass while you take the remote control from the coffee table, making sure that you have to walk in front of her before sitting down on the empty spot beside her, letting one strap of your tank top to fall down your arm and making sure your top was loose enough for yujin to see the slightest bit of your tits… well, suffice to say you were successful! and you knew bcs yujin immediately put a pillow on her lap to cover up her crotch as soon as she felt her jeans tightening up 🫣🫣 you would’ve loved to tease her more since it felt so so good being the one who was doing the tormenting for once but you were just a girl! you needed your holes filled and yujin had the right tool for that!

she was hogging a bowl of popcorn allll the way to her other side so you had to reach over just to steal a few, and ofc you didn’t miss the way yujin’s eyes flickered down from you lips to your breasts,, she immediately looks away though! swallowing hard and pretending like she’s not at all bothered 🤭 on a normal day where you weren’t dressed like a common whore she would actually argue with you over getting your own damn bowl of popcorn but not today! she was now thinking with her dick and you couldn’t fucking wait to make fun of her about it 😝 tomorrow. after she’s done breeding you tonight 😋

“being called a slut in campus not good enough for you? you have to look like this at home too?” yujin asks just to get some sort of control over the situation but it was too late 🥺🥺 sitting closer, blinking your eyes with faux innocence and saying, “seems like you like it though. don’t you, unnie?” well fuck! you never call yujin ‘unnie’ unless you’re talking with your parents and in this situation, there was nothing pure about the way you said it so yujin was just a fucking mess 😭 she doesn’t know what to do with herself! you almost pitied her—you just knew that her poor cock was begging to be free from her jeans… and ofc you promised your dad that you would be a good stepsister to your yujin-unnie and you wouldn’t dare break that promise! 🫢 putting the bowl of popcorn away and having to rip off that damn pillow from her lap, you straddled yujin and… well, the rest, as they say, is history! 🫣

one minute the two of you were messily making out and touching each other everywhere with clumsy hands and the next she has completely (and literally) ripped your tank top and pulled your shorts off, pinning you down the couch and what surprised you was how yujin didn’t even bother to take your panties off… she decided that the pair looked way too good on your skin so she merely pulled it to the side before ramming her cock inside you, and now both of you were thinking about nothing but each other! 🤗💕 thank goodness your parents were not home and your neighbors on either side as well as across were away bcs the two of you were so fucking loud and the curtains were not at all closed!! like fuck, it’s almost as if the two of you jumped straight out of a porn video 😭

one would think that people who hate each other as much as the two of you did would be cursing the other even at this moment where you were fucking like rabid animals but nope! both of you were too lost in pleasure to have anything that ain’t moans leave your mouths 🤭 it only drove yujin even more crazy when you wrapped your legs around her waist, encouraging her to fuck your harder… the wet noises of skin slapping against skin pushing you closer and closer to your climax… yujinnie’s bites and little whines making you fucking wish that your parents get home late bcs fuck, you need to hear more of her like this! 🥴

it doesn’t take long for either of you to cum.. but what bothrred you is that yujin fucking pulled out! however, she does notice your annoyance… way after she has spilled every drop of her cum on your stomach and thighs.. “later.. in my room… i have condoms.” poor baby was too tired to even speak! 🥺 “no, idiot. don’t wrap it up. fucking cum inside me.” you demanded 😭 ofc yujinnie folds bcs who was she to deny a pretty girl of her seed, yk!? “fine! but don’t fucking cry to me if you get pregnant.” oh she was pissed at being pushed around but literally the next second she rests her head on your chest and snuggles into you for warmth ☹️💞💞

when your parents came home, they spotted the two of you cocooned into a warm blanket in the couch as you watched a fun movie together, cuddling like the sweet ‘sisters’ they always saw the two of you as 🫢 but as soon as they busied themselves in the kitchen, your hand slides inside yujin’s boxers and her own cups your ass… nothing innocent about the two of you at all 😭

[autisticandroids]

Seeing as you provide every interesting in depth spn analysis I'm probably coming to the wrong person for something so possibly surface level but I'm rewatching spn and would really love something to keep notes on, so is there any interesting phenomena in there you think would be worth keeping an eye on?

i received this, like, a month ago 🥴 sorry. anyway.

so, first of all. i'm flattered but i have also always been a little uncomfortable with the superlatives people attach to my name. the reason people think of me as some kind of spn scholar is a result of four factors, give or take: first, i make a lot of posts. in the year after november fifth i made something like five thousand posts. i know because i tag all my spn posts spn. and a lot of those posts were half a sentence! or an ask i answered with emojis! but it's still a lot of posts. the second reason is that i'm kind of a last man standing. a lot of the big name post-nov fifth destiel fandom crowd has kind of evaporated in search of newer, shinier things; my fascination was more enduring, so i still get the credit. the third reason has to do with like... i have slightly different tastes than the average spn fandom person and so the things i pay attention to are different and so my takes are unique. there were a lot of blogs that were bigger than me that people don't remember as much because their takes were more in line with conventional fanon (and therefore more similar to other people's and less memorable), whereas mine, because i have specific interests and am an incurable contrarian, were more unique and therefore people remembered who i was. fourth, and here we are down to the meat of the issue, i speak very authoritatively and use a lot of big words when i'm excited about something so people think i'm right.

i guess what i'm saying is don't take me so seriously.

now that my narcissism is out of the way, let's talk about themes in supernatural.

first of all, the thing about supernatural is that it has three hundred and twenty seven episodes organized into fifteen seasons, written by fifty three different writers supervised by four different showrunners and that's just the writing! that doesn't even mention directing, or acting, or producing... personally i like to say that i can feel when the story editor changes! so there really is... almost nothing you can get out of the whole show as a text that isn't incredibly broad and/or vague and/or boring. "they say family a lot" yeah they sure do. "it's a reactionary macho fantasy" like every other show from 2005. "they kill all the women" mmmmhm. like, basically every consistent element of spn as a story is a result of either classic genre cliches from the scifi or procedural or teenie bopper genres, very basic conclusions from the premise, or just the material nature of the behind the scenes of supernatural. they're going on a case instead of working on the main apocalypse of the season because this is a monster of the week show. cas has gone away again because they don't want to pay misha collins. quiet emotional scenes get dropped from the script because they don't serve the plot. and while there's some interesting things you can get out of these elements - one piece of analysis i've been thinking about a lot lately is this video about the mcu that argues that the classic serialized storytelling logic of constant escalation leads inherently to a fascist politics, and i think this point applies very well to supernatural - it only goes so far. it's interesting if you want to look at how the show exists in the wider politics of the real world. it's not that interesting if you want to sit with the show supernatural in its particular uniqueness.

so basically my recommendation, first of all, is to divide the show up into chunks. there are some obvious chunks - by season, by showrunner. most people do these. i would also recommend other methods, for example tying together some adjacent seasons. for example, even though season eleven is technically carver era and season twelve is technically dabb era, i would argue that seasons eleven and twelve have more in common in terms of tone and style than eleven has with 8/9/10 or twelve has with 13/14/15. seasons four, five, and six have a lot in common in terms of tone and themes that they don't share with seven or the first three. i would also recommend paying attention to the individual writers; their bodies of work will usually have more in common with themselves than with the episodes around them in terms of character, tone, and theme. for example, in season six, ben edlund creates a whole other arc about the angel civil war that he wants the season to have that exists only in his episodes, and none of the other writers really pick up what he's putting down so he's kind of left hanging. you can see all sorts of patterns like this if you sit down and look, and i would recommend doing that. maybe you can be the first guy to memorize all the directors and have Thoughts.

and then the next thing i would say is just... pick some themes you want to iterate on. so for example: one of my favorite themes to contemplate is a theme that season six almost has - dean believing that it is his job to protect ben and lisa, which justifies anything he might want to do to them, or anyone else.

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man everything above that line is an ask i half answered then forgot about in july of 2023. i NEED to check my drafts more often

[oddinary4bts]

the storyline is so boring im not even going to say sorry it’s not me being rude but there’s no excitement for the upcoming chapters because we can tell where it’s going. it’s a cliche story of a fuckboy wanting to be with the sister of his best friend but the sister is a lil girl who suddenly falls for said fuckboy and forgives him over and over and over for the mistakes he has done and then suddenly his character makes an 180 turn and changes to this oh so loving boyfriend and they live a happy life

Please do tell me why i should find this exited when everyone and their mother wrote the same thing before?

EVERYONE PLEASE LOOK I GOT SOME HATE AND IT’S HILARIOUS AS FUCK😂

My reply under the cut

Oof someone didn’t get their happy ending with the fuckboy in their life and it shows🥴 I’m sorry about it and you probably didn’t deserve it!

Also just letting you know that you do not have to read my content if you don’t like it😂 just go on to another story you haven’t read before Idk what to tell you, tropes are reused constantly bc people like them🤷🏻‍♀️ and you also haven’t read the full story yet and yeah, maybe some things are predictable but that’s life my dude and like, fanfiction is free anyway, why are you so pressed about it?😅 it’s not like you paid for it, you know?

[nancydrewwouldnever]

I’m really glad it’s not just me.

I feel so embarrassed and I’m not in the movie. And I love cheesy stuff! Omg it’s awfully cringe. 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

That trailer was awful. And Chris takes forever to say every one of his lines. 😬😬😬

I’m so shocked that they are staying in the theatrical date spot against Gladiator 2 and they haven’t shifted it yet?🫠🫠🫠

Also the Wonder Woman action figure line isn’t all that funny, it’s also not that deep I know, but it’s an eye roller of a line. How many different ways has that joke been said in some variation like that plenty times before? 🙄🙄🙄

I don’t even think I can watch that movie for Chris Evans. 🫣🫣🫣

I don’t understand he doesn’t have that banter, sarcastic humor ability like Ryan Reynolds or Ryan Gosling at all. Why is he taking every one of Ryan Reynolds cast-off scripts? 🥴🥴🥴

I’m so embarrassed for Chris, and I’m sorry to be mean but that trailer was awful. 🫢🫢🫢

To me it just looks meh. It's cliched to the nth-degree, which makes it seem forgettable right after viewing the trailer.

[melobin]

Eunseok as your arranged marriage husband HEHEHEHE and he was cold at first but then later you melted his heart - 🎀

i love cliche plots ngl the whole arranged marriage thing still makes me kick my feet like eunseok who’s onto doing it for his family but ends up folding over you 🥴🥴🥴

[aegor-bamfsteel]

idk if its an unpopular opinion aegor but i hate the show version of larys strong. Looks like they wanted to make a more bizarre copy of Littlefinger, even the mockingbird = firefly thing. the guy acts so suspiciously that you can't not think of a cliche villain when he appears, except that they traded petting a cat when he talks matter-of-factly about the murder of his family that he orchestrated for smelling flowers 🥴

I think that after that foot scene with Alicent (because the new socially aware GOT loves degrading women and disabled people) it’s not an unpopular opinion at all.

I’ll just say that even GOT!Littlefinger isn’t really Littlefinger. GRRM points out that he’s way too obviously evil and stupid to be ASOIAF!Littlefinger, who only got where he was because he seemed helpful and nonthreatening. Like many other characters with hidden/ambiguous motives (Quaithe, Xaro, Hizdahr, Shavepate, the Green Grace, Bloodraven, the Faceless Men, Varys) the show just doesn’t understand them, so they either flatten them into evil or good, kill them off, or just leave them out. Larys is a victim of that kind of no mystery writing (particularly egregious in the supplementary material which thrives on multiple versions of the same events) in the show because that was pretty much his big character trait in the books (aside from hating his club foot). Not even Gyldayn knows his actual goals, because despite being a Green it doesn’t seem like he was loyal to Aegon II so much as disliking Rhaenyra. We don’t know who started the fire at Harrenhal and tbh the show made him the culprit when he had the weakest motivation (but they couldn’t have their Targ faves Viserys and Daemon want to off Rhaenyra’s paramour). The best comparison for Larys in ASOIAF isn’t Littlefinger but Varys, as the spymaster with hidden motivations, underestimated, disappearing after his enemies take the capital but working to undermine them, spiriting away lots of child heirs, and supporting a mysterious boy who is crowned for a short reign; but the show made Varys a counselor invested in the realm’s good when the books made it clear that a guy who cuts out the tongues of children to be good spies is not a hero, so it makes sense they wouldn’t know what to do with another character like him (though at least we’d be spared that nauseating foot scene). I guess Littlefinger was always more popular in the show than Varys, who again was also more of an obvious sinister villain than in the books, so they twisted a hidden-motivation, non-Targ, Green character to fit that mold. Or maybe they just think the audience is dumb enough that everything has to be spelled out without any mystery or ambiguity. Either way, you’re not alone in disliking show!Larys’ characterization.

[antoncore]

Lolll hehehe im out here giggling like this irl, like i can't even explain?!?! 😔

Like yes lemme give sohee the most BOMBASTIC delicious soul-reaching head of his life... Like Shshshdhe what was his outfit?!?! Who told u to look that 😋😋😋 sohee pls just one chance 🫢🙏🏾🙏🏾 got me thinking of sohee making his gf suck him off before he goes on stage as "good luck" but instead becomes so frustrated while performing 🫢😔😔

UMM HALLOWEEN?!?! LOL JUST GONNA PRETEND LIKE IT ISN'T MY SECOND FAVOURITE HOLIDAY(after christmas ofc) BAHAHA. no. but srsly. Halloween. I think i may have expressed my love for scream, and ghostface before on this app to you, but like If ghostface eunseok doesn't fuck the shit out of ne ?!?! Is it even Halloween 🎃 🥴🥴?!?! Hm.. thinking of a cliche stormy halloween night where ur bf eunseok is supposed to be away for a "business trip" so ur not expecting anyone... But suddenly mr ghostface appears first. Scaring the shit out of you, but also second. Turning u tf on once u realise who's behind that mask 🫢🫢🫢

- 🍫

why giggling hehehe🤭 and omg… sohee unable to distract himself from the thought of you on your knees, the feeling of your mouth wrapped around his cock while he performs <3 he just wishes he could’ve had you like that for longer and that you didn’t have to rush so much :/ and OH i love that… eunseok pounding you in front of the mirror with the mask on😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 calling you a slut for enjoying it so much aaaaaaaaa, possibly even recording the whole thing to watch back later, seeing how scared your pretty face looked :((

[dumb-puppy-whore]

Do all the omo questions, I dare you 😈

1 - What do you enjoy the most about omorashi & pee desperation?

The humiliation of needing to pee and not knowing if you're going to make it

2 - What do you like to see in the aftermath of an accident?

I actually hate the aftermath but its less bad with minimal clean up and someone to help with aftercare

3 - Where's the most unusual or unique place you've peed?

When I was a kid I had to pee in a trash can because my family was on a road trip and the store we came across had just closed 5 minutes prior

4 - What kink pairs best with omorashi or pee desperation for you?

Humiliation, age play, and diapers

5 - Do you prefer being desperate to pee, or seeing others desperate?

Being desperate

6 - Do you have a strong bladder or a weak bladder? Large bladder, or small bladder?

Small-ish but strong

7 - What was the longest time that you’ve ever held your bladder? And did you make it to the bathroom?

I often miss signals my body gives me so I honestly could not tell you. maybe last time I did a live hold

8 - Have you ever made someone else wet themselves?

No

9 - Do you have a favorite outfit for omorashi or wetting?

Not really, prefer to wear minimal clothing though

10 - What drink gets you the most desperate in a short amount of time?

No one drink really gets me more desperate it just depends on the volume

11 - Do you prefer when people groan from relief, or whimper from embarrassment?

I'm not into controlling/watching other people and Im not a fan of hearing myself do either

12 - Do you like tiny leaks, big gushing leaks, or no leaking at all?

I like all of them but I think big gushes are much more embarrassing and nervewracking which makes them more appealing to me

13 - Do you prefer more extreme desperation with a 'just made it' ending, or mild desperation with wetting?

I think probably extreme desperation with a 'just made it' ending

14 - How would you feel if you got caught peeing somewhere unusual?

If it was at like a kink event or something where that kind of thing was okay I would feel embarrassed but probably get over it but if it was truly in public I would simply pass away

15 - Are there any words or phrases in omo that get you weak at the knees?

Anything that brings attention to the humiliation of it. like if someone is trying to be discrete about it and use fomal/medical language to describe their desperation but then whoever theyre with is like "oh do you need to go potty?"

16 - Name an under-appreciated omorashi trope.

I don't know that its really under-appreciated but like whump situations where someone is really sick or hurt and they can't tell/be bothered to go when they need to

17 - Name a kink you’re on the fence about, and explain why.

Cathaters/Sounding - its very hot in theory but there are so many things that can go wrong with it that it makes me nervous

18 - What’s something you fantasize about, but would hate in real life?

This is unrelated to omo but misgendering/sissification

19 - What type of porn does the world need more of?

T4T puppyboy x femdom

20 - What omo trope do you know is cliche or unrealistic, but you love anyway?

When the stoic character is desperate

21 - What's something you only see in animated porn or fictional erotica that you wish was possible in real life?

a victim's bladder filling up like a balloon

22 - How do you feel about fear wetting?

horny.

23 - How do you feel about bed-wetting?

😵‍💫😵‍💫🥺🥺

24 - How do you feel about bathroom schedules or needing permission to pee?

🥺🥺🥺🥺🫣🫣🫣🫣🥴🥴🥴🥴

25 - Do you like watersports/golden showers?

yes

26 - When's the last time you were desperate to pee without meaning to be?

Now

27 - When's the last time you didn't quite make it to the toilet?

About a week ago

28 - Have you ever peed outside or in public?

Yes

29 - Are you shy about your bladder needs, or are you open about peeing?

Im shy when talking about it but not bladder shy

30 - What is the wildest pee fantasy you ever had that actually came true?

I haven't really gotten to explore many of my fantasys

31 - Name one pee-related turn-on and one turn-off you have.

Turn-on: when you eat a girl out and there's residual piss flavor

Turn-off: dark yellow/amber dehydrated piss

32 - Dramatic pee dance, or denying their desperation?

Both

33 - Jeans wetting or skirt wetting?

Skirt

34 - Athletic uniform or business uniform?

Athletic

35 - Naked holding or cozy casual holding?

Depends on my mood but usually both

36 - Do you pee in the shower?

Sometimes

37 - Do you pee in the water when you go swimming?

Sometimes

38 - Do you or would you pee in front of a date or partner?

Partner: yes, Date: depends on the relationship

39 - Would you let a date or partner help you hold in your pee?

Partner: yes, Date: depends on the relationship

40 - Whats your safe-word?

Depends on the scene

[immortal-enemies]

What we've been saying: Hey, it worries me that potentially the first (and only) queer/neurodiverse Main Couple already established will have to play second fiddle to a str8 couple barely setup.

What they read: 😠 i hate Dru 😡 Matter of fact, I hate plus sized people! And Women! And Str8s 😡😠

Truly one of the reading comprehension moments of all time...

NO FRRRRR??? THERE'S A POST I JUST SAW THAT SAID LITERALLY EVERYTHING YOU JUST SAID LIKE WHAT???

For a fandom that has so many books some of y'all can't comprehend for shit.

I've been knee deep in this controversy and I haven't seen literally anyone hate in Dru, it's just the specific fans who decided to read our worry as hate like. You're showing YOUR true colors.

Edit: Also, we all know that TWP revolves around Kit, Ty and Dru. But it was always Kitty as the main couple, and then the cliche love triangle. Now, though, CC has decided to take away the main couple aspect of Kitty and be like "yeah but my first main queer nd couple can SHARE the relevance of my classic, str8 couple!" Like. How do you miss the point. But also, like, it's Cassandra Clare. Of course Kitty's gonna get sidelined. Even if it is a "small" amount. She was never going to commit to the queer, nd main couple. But it was nice for her to let us think she would for like. 9 years 🥴.

[maah-long]

Kazuha almost made my presentation flop

04/11/21 - Genshin challenge 02/44

Oh, he for sure is one of my super faves too! Anyone who is obsessed with samurai (or just played ghost of Tsushima) probably noticed how he is a walking amalgamation of samurai stereotypes: doing haiku, playing flute (well, a leaf?), being philosophical about the nature, a bunch of “sessha” and “de gozaru”, honor talk, the anime katana slash, hell, even his teaser had references to Akira Kurosawa (btw, his theme SLAPS). This made some people think he’s too cliche, but honestly, I love it. The sum of all those things, with his calm nature-loving personality and amazing design, makes me like him a lot. We need more samurai in Genshin.

Fun fact, I remember vividly that the time he came out, I was having night classes, and it was at the same day of my final project presentation from my first college. A nice plus, I have social anxiety!! Another one: pandemics, so I was having distance learning. So there I was, sweating, and I couldn’t even know if it was because of the silly samurai guy, or because I had to talk while the whole class was watching. And Soon™.

What happened? Of course, with my luck and good timing, my group was presenting EXACTLY when the banner came out, and there I was, going insane from double anxiety. When my friend started talking her part, I just immediately ran to my controller and desperately started hitting the buttons to wish. I swear, I probably never went through wishes as fast as that, I must've broken all my records there and then. I got him and won 50/50 🥹🥹🥹🙏🙏=D =D I was definitely trembling. But now I was happy and not in utter despair in the presentation, happy ending! I still think what would have happened if I lost. It was the time I was the most obsessed with the game, and Kazuha is on my top faves, I knew I WANTED him. I would be shaken for sure 🥴🥴🥴. Idk how I would be able to present anything........,,, I can’t remember if the camera was on or not that day, but I’m good at masking emotions if my life depends on it 😵‍😵‍

About the drawing, it’s the first one I liked in quite some time (at the time). Drawing his face in profile masked a bit my terrible anatomy. There are some perspectives issues too 😵😵 I would fix his face, color more the lineart and make the color contrast better. But one thing I loved is the composition and the background idea, it fits him 💜💜

[annislittleshopofhorrors]

No one outside of the fandom talked about Jenny and her own issues with that. The GP just loved that he was dating someone that didn’t look like his normal type./ This is true; as I recall, I hate saying it but dating Jenny made him look good 🥴 (considering most of people didn’t know about the affair) even I fell for that cliche crap “oh he’s not shallow, and cares about what’s inside” frankly I feel bad now because Jenny is definitely not unattractive she’s just not your typical beauty, then you add she’s educated. Now dating Alba makes him look bad, there’s not a single thing about him dating Alba that tells the audience something good about his character. Lol I think the juxtaposition is interesting between dating her and Jenny.

Anon to anon

[heeliopheelia]

MERRY CHRISTMAS MY DARLING. I hope you eat as much as you want today and kiss your boyfriend under the mistletoe (idk my obsession with mistletoe)

And girl your Christmas cliches with Enha *sound of gunshot* WHY WAS IT SO CUTE FIDIJEHEJS I was thinking about doing a Christmas Skz thing too! So probably gonna ignore all my other work and just focus on that for today.

And how are you darling?

MERRY CHRISTMAS LOVELY!!! Oh pls I'm literally stuffed FULL with dumplings 🥴 I'll see him tomorrow so I'll make sure to do that too 😈

Hope you have great christmas too angel 😚🫶

And omg thank you!! I thought I'd never post it cause I got stuck on like Jay's part for three days BUT I MADE IT AT THE END 🤭 You should totally make one for skz!!! I'd love to read it 🫶

I'm doing quite well, I'm home now for the rest of the year so I'm so happy 😍 I'm thinking of going on a hiatus here tho idk yet 😭

And how are you my love??

[astro-flo0f]

1. —

2. Not dead per se, but I have natal Pluto trine my Sun in tight orbit and I’ve always been told I look tired. People generally ask me why I’m tired/sad/angry when I’m just chilling 😩 (My Sun trines my natal Saturn too and I have a water moon in my 1st house, which might contribute to all that)

3. Libra ascendant: a lot of non-peers call me pretty lol. But when it comes to peers, they usually dont comment on my appearance; I’ve had some “friends” spread rumors concerning my looks before though. That was fun 🤪

4. Venus in 9th: I never really realized it before but I always had at least one crush on a teacher in any given year until I was 16 lol. Never did anything about it thankfully bc I don’t think I could live through the embarrassment.

5. Others invading my space, talking over me, putting words in my mouth, ignoring me when I speak.. I’m also very bothered by injustice, whether it’s directed to me or others, and I have gotten into physical altercations over this. I tend to pile things up inside me until I burst, which usually happens through angry venting and rambling. If what brings me over the edge is an inanimate object (ex. tripping over a trash can, fumbling with smth etc) I might kick or throw that thing away. Not proud with how I handle my anger tbh because I often tend to say shit I regret. I have a bad tendency to impulsively vocalize half-baked thoughts and opinions too when I’m fighting with sb 💀

I have Mars in Gemini in 9th house. It’s in a wide square with Saturn and in a wide conjunction with Venus.

My Moon is in Scorpio and in 1st house. It squares my Sun, Mercury and Uranus. It sextiles my Jupiter and trines my MC.

6. I don’t really relate or pay much attention to love song lyrics tbh. I find most of them cliche or too dramatic for my taste and experience. I tend to feel more connected to songs that are about empowerment, mental health, etc. My Venus is in Gemini in 9th house, Moon is in Scorpio in 1st house.

7. My favorite placement is probably my Venus in 9th house. Least favorite: Uranus and Neptune in 4th house opposite my Sun 🥴

𝐀𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐨 𝐐𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬

reblog and answer as honestly as you can (you can answer with either tropical or sidereal placements, but do mention which one)

1 ✧ lunar ruled/lunar dominants, do you always feel eclipse energy? [lunar ruled = cancer asc or moon as chart ruler]

2 ✧ those who have pluto aspecting their sun/moon/rising (in either transit or natal), have people told you/been telling you that you look dead?

my answer: when pluto first entered aquarius and opposed my sun everybody and their mother were telling me that I was starting to look dead everyday.

3 ✧ venus ruled/venus in 1H/10H/venus conj. asc/mc, do people always tell you that you are pretty? Like is it the first thing? [venus ruled = libra/taurus asc or venus as chart ruler]

my answer: I'm a libra asc and I don't always get compliments but getting called pretty was the only ever compliment I used to get. Yeah it's usually the first thing people would tell me.

4 ✧ venus conj. jupiter/venus in 9H, have you ever crushed on your teacher? or dated a teacher?

5 ✧ what annoys you/makes you angry & how does your anger show up? what's your moon and mars placement/aspects?

my answer: nothing really offends me at firsthand anymore and even when it does I can hide it well, but what I do hate is when people just keep repeating the same things over and over again. In the past, I would get into physical fights ☠, but now I either call people out or stay quiet. I have a 8H taurus mars sq. saturn & neptune, and 4H capricorn moon opposite mercury.

6 ✧ which love song(s) best describes how you feel in love/in a relationship & what is your moon and venus placement?

my answer: "religion" by lana del rey, "false god" by taylor swift, and "humen tumse pyar kitna" by kishore kumar and I have virgo venus in 12H and capricorn moon in 4H

7 ✧ what's your favorite placement in your birth chart + the least favorite?

my answer: I like my libra asc and 10H mercury the most. My least favorite is my virgo venus tho, and that's bcuz most of the interpretations I see are kinda boring and unrelatable for me.

[comesofarsomehow]

I was tagged by @laurenlovesgretavanfleet 💕

Tea, coffee, or soda: it def depends on my mood, but I’d probably go with coffee. I can only have decaf/caffeine free of anything though 😫

Dogs or cats: dogs. I’m partial to the English Bulldog.

Can you play an instrument? Absolutely not. I played the trumpet for a week in 5th grade bc the boy I liked was in band. I realized I was terrible so I thankfully quit.

What's your sun sign? Cancer.

First song lyrics that pop into your head? GINASFS by Fall Out Boy. “I've loved everything about you that hurts. So let me see your moves, let me see your moves. Lips pressed close to mine, true blue..”

Do you have any tattoos? No because I am a baby when it comes to unmedicated pain 🥴

Favorite place you've traveled? I really, really love Washington DC

What's the last movie you watched? Tbh I don’t even know. I haven’t had time to watch a movie in over six months. It probably was Hairspray, if I can think back to before I gave birth.

What languages do you speak? English… and I know a teeeeeeeny bit of Spanish.

Do you have any hobbies? As cliche as it sounds, going to Disney with my family.

You can hang out with one fictional for an hour, who do you choose? The love of my life, Bucky Barnes.

Compliment yourself: you’re a damn good mom, even when you don’t think so.

I’m tagging @writingcold @jakeykiszkas & @canyonmoonkiszka … and anyone who wants to do it. ✨

[oflgtfol]

like how did the human teeth era turn into the sharp teeth turn into the neon green drool turn into the long prehensile tongue. where did that all come from