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biscuits topped with honey butter!
#i love biscuits#however it is really annoying to have to use plant butter (it's cheaper than regular butter sighs) bc of its low melting point#it's naturally a lot softer than normal butter which is a real pain when it comes to making delicate things like pastry/biscuits#so i cubed it and put it in the freezer for like 30 mins#had to work fast so it wouldn't soften during the cutting and folding and shaping process
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cookies {(biscuits🤨🤓🙄) kidding ily} or cake go <3
biscuits 💪🔥💕🤌 > cake always
#I LOVE BISCUITS#they get me through every evening#you may or may not have realised i go to boarding school#and there’s snack every evening and they have packs of biscuits and i always have them while doing my hw#lifesavers literally#i also love american biscuits#the type like scones#when i lived in tennessee we used to get them loads#cake generally makes me feel sick rly quickly#i love carrot cake and pumpkin cake tho <3
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tbh ryoko kui cooked with this one why is this the funniest image I have ever seen
#i have been looking at it for 2 days at this point#she is SMALL and LONG#the idea of actual cat-sized izutsumi butters my biscuits <- (g/t loving freak)#love the implication that marcille and falin own izutsumi in the modern AU because cat mom marcille is literally so real#she is 1000% a cat person. in the same way i am a cat person i think where i am good with them but annoy the shit out of them.#oh no. am i gonna start meshiposting now.#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#daydream hour#marcille donato#izutsumi
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Fresh batch of biscuits for our followers coming right up! 🍪
#be kind to yourself. 🧸#i love you! 🩷🍃#cozycore#cottagecore#cat core#cats#cute#cat gif#my cat#mine#soft#soft aesthetic#cottageblr#cottage core#cottage aesthetic#cottagecore aesthetic#grandmacore#farmcore#winter#winter the cat#meow#biscuits#little biscuit maker
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i want to ride yuuji so bad and then start crying cause he’s so thick and big and then have his strong arms wrap around me and then he starts thrusting up and we’re both drooling and moaning that would be a dream
18+ MDNI, fem!reader // cw: good girl, good girl, GOOD GIRL!
he’s cooing at you while caressing your cheeks and wiping your tears away, and it’s all so goddamn sweet that it outright hurts; in a good way, though.
always in a good way when it’s with him.
especially because he does it so effortlessly? being kind is like second nature to someone like yuuji and it’s hard not to melt into a puddle of gooey emotions and spill even more tears when he’s looking up at you with hearts in his warm honey-coloured eyes and there’s this prominently lovestruck look on his face that makes him look even dumber than he already is.
but he’s also cute, awfully so. his hair is an absolute mess, his lips are in the colour of dark pink from all the kissing, his cheeks are flushed, and his skin burns so hot that he’s sweating like crazy underneath the thick hoodie that he’s still got on. you’ve been in such a rush to get him inside you that you’re both still completely dressed, aside from the bits of clothing that have been tugged down and pushed to the side in order to make the entire thing easier for you, of course.
however, having all these layers on is simply excruciating. the heat makes him pant and causes his chest to heave in a faster rhythm than normal; and all those breaths make it somewhat hard to get all the praise that he feels for you out of his system.
but yuuji is no quitter. so he swallows the runny saliva that keeps on gathering in his mouth between sentences and threatens to spill past the corner of his lips. it’s audible and it makes his adam’s apple bob in his throat, and yet he still manages to thank you in hushed, trembling whispers and broken grunts and moans.
he thanks you for being such a good girlfriend; for being so willing to give it a chance when it comes to riding him and taking him in all the way, despite the fact that it’s only been a couple of days since he’s taken your virginity and your most sensitive parts are still sore and tender from all the gentle pounding — but pounding nevertheless — he had done after getting his first taste.
you feel heat sear your face as you listen to the jumble of gratitude he’s putting before you and look at him from underneath your lashes, trying to not pay mind how tears still cling to them as stubbornly as ever.
this entire thing has not gone the way you’ve imagined it to go at all and it’s frustrating as hell. and how couldn’t it be? i mean, you’ve known how big he is, have known how it feels to have him inside you, but jesus fucking christ, this position is nowhere as easy as missionary had been — and even then you’d struggled a great deal.
because now, you’re the one who has to do all the work while he sits there, looking pretty, sometimes eyeing how your arousal glistens on his pubic hair, even though your clit hasn’t come anywhere near to kissing the spot from how much of a hard time you’re having when it comes to sitting on his dick entirely.
if only you could just—
“hey,” he says the word with such care as he cups your cheek that it sends butterflies twirling in your belly. his hand is just so big, it urges you to pet yourself against it like a little kitty. “you okay?” yet another look that’s brimming with concern is thrown your way. “we don’t have to do this if it’s too much, you know… just tell me.”
“did you really mean all that?” you mumble the exact moment his hands reach for your hips, clearly aiming to manhandle you into a position that you’d be able to endure a bit better.
“mean what?” he asks, glancing downwards just for a second as your hands stop his own. his cock twitches in response — he’s always been such a sucker for hand holding and this time is no exception. when your fingers intertwine, his heart sings in answer.
“that i’m a good girl?” the eye contact that you initiate in return is determined instead of anxious all of a sudden and it makes his pupils visibly dilate right in front of you.
it seems like you’re no quitter either.
“‘course i did,” yuuji replies in a heartbeat, cherishing how you squeeze around him whenever he gives you his approval, his praise. “you’re such a good girl, my good girl, the goodest girl to ever walk the good girl planet... they should make you mayor of goodie town.”
you giggle at that and his smile quivers with pleasure from how it makes your pussy tighten even more. he’s doing everything he can not to grab you, press you against his chest and just follow instinct and start slamming away.
maybe next time… maybe you’ll be ready for it next time.
“you’re so silly,” you whisper, leaning in to kiss him again, though this time on the forehead. his skin tastes salty, and while it may be wrong, knowing that you’re not the only one that’s having a hard time right now makes you feel just a little bit calmer.
unbeknownst to you, the fact that you’re more relaxed allows you to take yet another inch of him inside you. your muscles slacken and his fat cockhead drags against your walls as a result, slipping and pushing in, in, in. the ring of cloudy white slick forms just a little below the lower half of his cock now, stretching you further and making your tummy feel hot and tingly.
it’s definitely progress.
and it makes poor yuuji moan straight into your mouth.
#he’s such a cutie pie sweetie honey bebi sweetheart!!!!!!!#i love him soooo much#yuuji x reader#yuuji smut#jjk x reader#jjk smut#yuji smut#yuji x reader#itadori smut#biscuit drabbles
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Bakugou secretly loving it when Deku calls him Kacchan is one of my top five favorite tropes of all time and it will never not be good. it's literally canon. and even if it wasn't you can't change my mind.
#he's#he's literally#he's literally kacchan#assigned kacchan at birth#by the love of his life#izuku midoriya#fucking deku#they're just so gay#bakudeku#bakugou katsuki#bkdk#bnha#deku#mha#boku no hero academia#my hero academia#tropes#fanfic#fanfiction#fanart#deal with it#im watching my cat make biscuits while i type this#why are you still reading these tags#why are you still here
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oh.
#i love pretending to know how to draw bgs#murder drones#md#murder drones fanart#murder drones art#murder drones uzi#md n#md fanart#uzi doorman#serial designation n#murder drones nuzi#nuzi#md nuzi#nuzi fanart#n x uzi#n murder drones#biscuit bites#my art#glitch productions#liam vickers animation
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It's too late for me; they've consumed my mind
#hoodie art#murder drones#n x uzi#uzi x n#biscuit bites#I HATE THEM WHY ARE THEY SOOOOO???#I need to yell into the void for a moment because OF THEM#also- BISCUIT BITES.....such a lovely name aaaa#it's been such a long time since characters from a series made me push through a drawing so FAST#I'M ALIVE!!#nuzi doorman#serial designation n#fanart
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Imagine your just walking through the woods when a monster rushes you from behind. Sprawled on the ground, helpless under their weight, you wait for the blinding pain of claws tearing through flesh, but it never comes.
Instead, those sharp claws tear through your clothing and you feel blood rushing to face out of embarrassment and confusion. Thoughts rampage through your mind as to what it wants, and then you feel something wet and hot against your opening.
You scramble to get a away but it growls against your neck. It's a monster with needs. It won't let you go until it's done.
You cry out as it thrusts into you. Like an animal, it's only focus is breeding you full of its monster spawn. For some horrible reason, that turns you on. You try to fight how arousing it is to be used like this, that this doesn't feel good at all.
Your voice betrays you though and you moan with an orgasm as it thrusts into you one last time and cums.
You're so ready for this to be all over - to just crawl home and fall asleep in a warm blanket - but then you feel something press against your entrance.
The monster whine and bucks forward. You groan with the force as something pops inside. You have no time to wonder what it is as more of these objects start flood your insides.
Eggs.
You realize that you're being bred with eggs. Your tummy rounds so beautifully with them, your tired mind less horrified and more fascinated to watch it expand with each intrusion.
Finally, the monster pulls out. It carries you back to the entrance of the forest and leaves you there to find your own way home.
All you can think about is how your going to hide this from everyone in town.
#terato#monsterfucker#monster x reader#eggpreg#ovipositor#belly expansion#non specified gender#A very generic ovi idea#but I just love being bred with eggs#monster breeding#biscuit tumblr fic
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I was trying to eat noodles neatly and for some reason I got sad midway. So I drew them messy eating a biscuit and a strawberry to combat sad noodle blues.
#Ugh I could've made it messier though.#I tried looking at how the strawberry juice look as it's getting bitten. But looking at a closeup of a mouth eating is kinda uncomfortable#I would need to be paid to look at that again. I dropped it and just winged it. Lol#Hm. I should've at least looked up how goopy it should look. But eh. Drawings finished.#I heard wild strawberries are sour? But these ARE giant strawberries. So this might be a special special kind of strawberry.#I'm not like other strawberries. 😤🍓 Lol#I can't remember what an actual strawberry taste. People made it look pretty good though.#Then again people also made dragon fruit look tasty and it turned out it just tastes like a very very desaturated pear. Lol#Hmmmm but also then again. They also make cherries look good and I LOVE cherries. 🤷♀️#That ain't the giant Crumbl cookie if anyone's wondering. Connie would probably never spend money on a Crumbl. That's a home made biscuit.#Bruh I can't spell biscuit#I watched someone biting on what I think is a Crumbl and they spit it out. And the pieces sounded like concrete as it hit the table 😆😆😆#connverse#connie maheswaran#steven quartz universe#Lion SU#su#steven universe#skedoobles#Ah. Also scribbling this because I needed a break after burning out 3 hours of a commission's allotted time just figuring out what pose#to settle on. So like I only have five hours left to work on their piece. 😬#my shiz#Waitaminuteee in case I unintentionally relayed it wrong. I'm not going to actually just make that allotted commission time just 5 hours no#I recognize not being able to settle a pose for THAT long in a commission is skill issue on my part so I'm not going to carve out 3 hours#Plus at least now I have poses that I *could* make a YCH out of. The body measures are going to be limited however 🤔
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Don’t push your luck, N!
#murder drones#murder drones Uzi#murder drones N#serial designation n#uzi doorman#nuzi#enzi#biscuit bites#n x Uzi#omgggg should I tag something else for suggestive?? pls let me know#anyways I had a lot of fun with this especially the first panel#they r in love uwuwuwu#n would love all kinds of pet names but uzi is…taking a bit longer
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"double O donut is on the case!"
#rvb#red vs blue#rvb donut#red vs blue donut#donut rvb#donut red vs blue#franklin delano donut#rvb franklin delano donut#red vs blue franklin delano donut#franklin delano donut rvb#franklin delano donut red vs blue#why is he like this#so silly for what?#so girls boss for what?#so girly-pop for what?#so cutie patootie for what?#i love this drawing so much#I dont mean to butter my own biscuit but I think I did a great job on this one#<- me rn: 🧈🧈🧈🍪🍪🍪#hehe get it?#anyways#its not pink its lightish-red#rvb no spoilers
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Happy Belgi's National Day! I want to thank 🇧🇪 for bringing L0tus Biscoff 🍪 to this world 😭😭😭😭✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️
#my shiz#hetalia#aph belgium#I love having it as biscuits or on my bread or cake or drinks SO MANYYYYY
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Busy, baking biscuits! 🍪
#be kind to yourself. 🧸#i love you! 🩷🍃#little biscuit maker#cute#cats#cat#my cat#mine#cat gif#cute cat#cottagecore#soft#cozycore#cottageblr#cottage core#cottage aesthetic#cottagecore aesthetic#grandmacore#farmcore
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Hop Hop
THANK YOU @thecosmiccrow FOR THIS AMAZING HEADCANNON I PHYSICALLY COULD NOT STOP MYSELF FROM DRAWING SOMETHING FOR IT🗣‼️‼️
#I absolutely love them and this#murder drones#md#uzi doorman#md uzi#serial designation n#md n#nuzi#biscuit bites#md nuzi#kk’s art#sketch#comic#art#digital artist#digital#digital drawing#digital art
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VINCENT PRICE as CARDINAL RICHELIEU //
THE THREE MUSKETEERS (1948)
#vincent price#cardinal richelieu#the three musketeers#cat#kittens#cats#kitty#kitties#love the cat making biscuits#i want vinny to hold me and stroke my pussy#what#hes so sexy#fuckkk#bicon#classic movies#bisexual#god#fave#horror#old horror movies#vintage#movie#actor#handsome#gif#gifs made by me#gif set#gifs#my gifs
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